/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is why you're fat

>>6645722
love that shit dawg

>>6645722
i like not being 400lbs more

>>6645722

>>6645722
a friend of mine puts big dollops of mayo on his pizza

>>6645722
No. I enjoy staying at a healthy weight.

>>6645762
>>6645797
It's not what you eat, it's how much and how often you eat it, retard.

>>6645814
> fatty detected

>>6645806

What the actual fuck is wrong with him.

>>6645814
and as your 450lbs frame demonstrates, those who like ranch dressing with their pizza eat enough on an average day to sustain 3 healthy adults.

>>6645816
>>6645827

>If you're not retarded like me, you're fat!

Typical american education at work.

because hot sauce is better

>>6645837

OP here. You completely failed to detect the Frank's + Tabasco + garlic mix on my pizza, didn't you?

>>6645848
Holy shit, how fucking fat are you?

>>6645848
Hard to tell that when you couldn't wait to eat and took the pic afterward.

>>6645836
> reverting to anti American tactics
Just admit that you're fat you fatty mcfat fatt

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

>>6645858
>Just admit that you're fat you fatty mcfat fatt
I never claimed I wasn't.

I weigh 170, eat one sandwich in a day, and don't lose anything because I have no energy to do anything.
If you actually believe that eating two slices of pizza with a little ranch in a week while exercising regularly will cause you to gain 200 pounds, you need to hang yourself.

>>6645854
38 stones

Because ranch dressing on Pizza is terrible, if you're going to use ranch anything on Pizza at least use ranch dip.

>>6645837
And this.

>>6645866
>If you actually believe that eating two slices of pizza with a little ranch in a week while exercising regularly will cause you to gain 200 pound
No one believes that. What we believe is that, if you eat ranch on pizza, every aspect of your life is off the rails and you are a poor decision maker.

occasionally

>>6645722

>>6645895
>What we believe is that, if you eat ranch on pizza, every aspect of your life is off the rails and you are a poor decision maker.
Because you're literally retarded.

I occasionally have ranch on my pizza and I'm an electrical engineer.

>>6645935

>>6645722
What is ranch even supposed to taste llike?

>>6645963
poverty

>>6645963
White trash aioli

>>6645762
I'm a skinny rich guy

>>6645722
Why is no one clearly pointing out he is a mexican? Seriously the only people I have ever seen put ranch on their pizza were Mexicans.

>>6645722
With cheap pizza, yes.

>>6645722
Yes, I do.

>>6645963

Garlic, celery, carrots, dried herbs mostly.

I don't see the hype for it personally.

>>6645722

Flyover scum pls go

>>6645722
ranch is for wings

>>6646395
Blue cheese is for wings. Ranch is for salad.

love ranch with pizza. Can't remember what started it, I know my mom did it and a girlfriend did it. I just tried it one time and never looked back.

Everyone here does. In fact its on the menus around here instead of pizza sauce.

>>6645722
No. Pizza tastes great to me by itself. It isn't really a neutral flavor that needs even more salt, fat and spices. Salad dressing goes well on salad though. Also works well with french fries. I don't mean this to offend anyone, but the palates of people who habitually do this are either over-indulged to the point of desensitization to taste (again, no offense, but this is a possible trait of propensity for obesity), or they are genetic non-tasters who develop diarrhea easily from not registering the amount of fats they eat.

>>6646367
with a base of mayonnaise/buttermilk. So creamy, eggy, and vinegary as well

>>6645942
>I don't care about cases that don't prove my point, s-shut up!

I used to eat Gumby's pizza back in Iowa City during college. They had a house ranch dressing that was very good and amazing with their Pokey Stix. They switched to Ken's somewhere along the line. Still good but not the same.

Of course I do, I'm not a savage.

Although, tbh what's better than dressing is if you sprinkle the seasoning on it.

>>6647265
Your post didn't prove anything

>>6645722
It always seemed like a gross thing to do and I never tried it growing up, until...

This local pizza place we went to when I was a kid sold sides of seasoned and fried potato medallions. They came with this ranch dipping sauce that I don't know where it came from but was better than any ranch (for dipping fries) than any I've ever had since. I liked dipping my pizza in that ranch but have tried store bought brands of ranch and I don't really like it.

Maybe it's a nostalgia thing from when I was a kid but honestly, it doesn't taste the same.

God you skinny fucks are annoying as shit.

>you eat things that have calories, you are 400lb lard ass

This is why you are a scrawny no muscle havin' gaggle of fagnerds. Eat like a man that actually does physical activity and then actually do physical activity, you people act like this is an impossible combination. It is the best lifestyle ever, look good, be strong and eat as much as you want and actually enjoy the food, opposed to eating like a poor vegan faggot and being weak an undesirable to women, this is why you are all vurgins. Sorry for ranting but god you people are really retarded sometimes.

Not OP, not fat and every now and then I break out the ranch with my pizza, chili cheese fries or onion rings. Try it some times you stringbeans.

>>6648740
>taking 4chan seriously and getting mad about it
Welcome, newfaggot. Hope your stay is full of shit, you sad tub of lard.

>>6648767
not even mad or newfag , jusy annoyed at seeing this "you 400lb amerifat" bullshit everytime someone eats something besides beans and rice or some bowl of weab shit. Post your arm with timestamp and I'll post mine you weak jealous faggot.

Dunking everything in salad dressing is outside of my comfort zone. It is just so odd.

>>6648783
>Post your arm with timestamp and I'll post mine
I'm guessing yours looks something like this

>>6648814
oh what do ya know, backing down from a challenge...this is why youre a skinny little bitch, please make more super funny jokes

>>6648830
Is this your girl?

>>6648865
At least her hand isn't purple like that other pic.

Making some pizza right now. Gonna eat it with a garlic and herb dressing, closest I can find to ranch since moving to England

>>6648865
Unfortunately yes