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Anonymous Sun Jul 19 06:20:07 2015 No.6695217 [Reply] [Original]

The first lady in line orders a hot 'n ready, but she doesn't want one from the warmer, she wants it fresh (they're all fresh dumbass... weren't you paying attention?). And she doesn't want pepperoni, she wants green chile and extra cheese. The guy rings it up and tells her it's $9 and some change. She says "that doesn't sound right!". He explains that's what it costs. She refuses to hear him. She has him call the manager over. She is surprised she has to pay tax on her purchase (where the fuck are you from lady?!).

At this point her hot 'n ready (but I WANT IT FRESH AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE HOT'N READY FOR THE SAME FUCKING PRICE!) conversation has taken several minutes. Like 6 or 7 if I had to guess. I've worked in pizza, and I could see the pain in the worker's eyes as he bit his tongue and remained polite throughout the stupid bullshit.

I however, do not work there, and was under no real obligation to be polite.

I finally say "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LADY!!! IF I GIVE YOU $4 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US ALL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES AND PUT THIS TRAGIC FUCKING PIZZA EVENT BEHIND US?!". (mic drop)

Staff starts clapping, other customer is laughing, lady storms out without saying a word. Then I order and it's free, plus they tried to load me up with other stuff but I didn't want anything else so they gave me a card for another free pizza on my next visit.

So the moral of the story is sometimes it pays to be a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 06:24:26 2015 No.6695228 >>6695217 The name of that worker? Albert Einstein.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 06:25:10 2015 No.6695229 >ordering pizza found your problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 06:40:01 2015 No.6695254 >>6695217 The moral of the story is if you have a shitty angry customer, you have one of the guys in the back walk around and enter in plainclothes to berate and shame her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 07:02:58 2015 No.6695271 >>6695228 this tbh OP is a fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:52:20 2015 No.6695496 >>6695229 Take your brick oven and shove it up your ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:56:21 2015 No.6695508 >>6695217 why did you make up a story on some tiny forum about food? are you very bored as well as sad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:58:37 2015 No.6695517 >>6695217 So you're not just admitting to being a dick, but you also admit to lining up for pizza so cheap they'll happily give it away for free. Why bother when you could be eating out of dumpsters?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:01:36 2015 No.6695519

>>6695517
>So you're not just admitting to being a dick, but you also admit to lining up for pizza so cheap they'll happily give it away for free. Why bother when you could be eating out of dumpsters?
This and only this.
>Went to Hot and Ready got a pizza. Negrodamus tells me "Yeah bro its fresh. I just made its." I believe him cuz he sould brothah. Get home pizza has a big fucking hole where the cheese should have been but just exposed pizza sauz.
WTF soul brothah?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:09:30 2015 No.6695536 >things that didn't happen

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:01:00 2015 No.6695795
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>think OP lifted this from reddit or some other shithole in a failed attempt to troll /ck/
>searching it brings up no results besides this thread
>OP actually took time to type this out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:06:31 2015 No.6695809 LEDDIT: THE POST

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:10:18 2015 No.6695818 File: 15 KB, 238x201, Gavcrww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I asked for fresh crazy bread sticks out of the oven instead of the ones sitting under the heat lamp would you be mad at me? Even slightly? TY based crazy bread maker man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:14:18 2015 No.6695825 >>6695217 Your story sucks and was not a good read.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:21:39 2015 No.6695842 File: 365 KB, 768x1024, pizza hut vs dominos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695217 This reads like an edgier version of one of those tumblr "true stories"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:31:34 2015 No.6695859 File: 3 KB, 128x112, we have bobsled team.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695217 cool runnings mon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:26:22 2015 No.6695953 >>6695217 Wow ur so cooool anon, im reading ur story 4 the 6rd time and i cant believe someone wud do this, ur so cooool i wish u were my bf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:34:32 2015 No.6695967 >>6695842 Disney sitcom tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:46:21 2015 No.6695989 File: 166 KB, 553x921, 1414804869468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695842 Now that you mention it...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:58:41 2015 No.6696015 >>6695842 That could definitely be bullshit, but I know pizza delivery guys, and I could totally see one of them doing something like that while drunk/stoned. And yes, of course they do deliveries while intoxicated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:28:42 2015 No.6696069 File: 41 KB, 398x409, 1424800002196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695989 That is one of the most pathetic things I have seen in a long, long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 17:05:56 2015 No.6696494 >>6696069 i'm certain this was not written by a fat woman. that is a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:09:34 2015 No.6696676 >>6695989 I am so turned on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:20:56 2015 No.6696704 File: 196 KB, 1200x798, 1425517857967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695217 >mfw americans clap when they go out for pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:45:21 2015 No.6696775 >>6695989 Wait, hold on, let me get this straight. There's a gym that has a fucking PIZZA NIGHT? Why? Why...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:51:12 2015 No.6696786 >>6696775 It's planet fitness, i.e. not a real gym

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:52:02 2015 No.6696789 >>6696775 It's a no judgments type of place. Pizza once a month as a "reward". You can't deadlift there. No grunting yelling or slamming weights or they kick your shit out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:52:09 2015 No.6696790 >>6695217 this didnt happen, did it op some people have the strangest power fantasies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 22:52:55 2015 No.6697492 File: 253 KB, 630x591, the goose is loose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6696775

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:00:16 2015 No.6697512 >>6697492 need more goose

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:30:17 2015 No.6697561 >>6695989 Solid kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 00:02:09 2015 No.6697637 >>6697492 the goose is loose!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 00:40:57 2015 No.6697720 >>6695795 Get out Todd, I'm not preordering your game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:30:14 2015 No.6699874 >>6697512 unfortunately, that's the only piece of my goose collection....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:37:12 2015 No.6699886 >>6695217 None of this happened, OP. The lady in front of you caused a tantrum, you stood there, visibly simmering, and when she left you let out a "whoof" at the cashier, who nodded and said "tell me about it."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:37:27 2015 No.6699888 >>6695989 >genetics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:45:42 2015 No.6699911 File: 412 KB, 1019x521, tmp_7507-I_wouldn_t_worry_about_him_reproducesomething_tells_me_we_might__ddcdd54bc24c185852262211211472112098904545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6697512

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:46:54 2015 No.6699914 This is now a goose thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:54:42 2015 No.6699925 >>6699886 >I'm a huge pussy >everyone else must be too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:59:47 2015 No.6699932 >>6699925 Internet tough guy detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:09:14 2015 No.6699953 >>6696789 Planet Fitness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:10:17 2015 No.6699956 >>6697492 >that racist af! >PF do not accept this smh! Lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:17:08 2015 No.6699967 File: 28 KB, 600x480, people-are-awesome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695217 awesome story op, your awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:24:29 2015 No.6699985 >>6695217 nice try OP, I know you were that bitch getting punked.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:36:32 2015 No.6700006
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>>6695989
Hey anon, thanks for the reply. That one's my favourite of all-time. ALWAYS laugh at "Perhaps in the handicapped changing room stall?"

>>6696676
>>6696775
>>6697561
>>6699888
Here's another great contender. This time our heroine goes to vote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 21:59:31 2015 No.6700241 File: 244 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-07-20-20-55-26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6700006 Fresh OC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:07:12 2015 No.6700273 >>6695217 and then you woke up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:41:06 2015 No.6700360 File: 179 KB, 640x1136, 1399173626703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695496 >mfw you've never had boiled pizza Plebbaroni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:49:13 2015 No.6700389 >>6700241 >OC >Shitty screencap from twitter No.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:31:36 2015 No.6700513
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>used to work at pizza place
>one of my coworkers was this huge, hulking, bearmode skinhead
>he was on parole for manslaughter and had to be gainfully employed for parole
>he was a really funny guy and great employee, hard worker and always on time etc
>usually worked in the back with me while one or two teenage girls worked the registers
>one day he started talking about his time in prison, he showed me a giant swastika tattoo on his chest and told me he was a member of the Aryan Brotherhood
>after he showed me I said "that's pretty badass" because I wanted to stay on his good side (also because /pol/tard here)
>mfw after that he laughed and said "I knew you weren't some nigger-lover like the rest of our coworkers"
>a few days after that our cashier no-showed so he decided to handle cashier while I worked in the back
>everything going smooth for most of the day, it's pretty slow
>three scrawny nigs come in and try to scam us
>skinhead coworker tells them he knows what they are up to and politely asks them to leave the store
>they start insulting and threatening him
>coworker says "leave now, or else"
>nigs laugh and say shit like "or else what, bitch nigga? you ain't gonna do shit, now gibs me dat free pizza"
>showtime.webm
>mfw coworker takes his shirt off, points at his swastika tattoo and roars "YOU DUMBASS COONS SEE THIS? I'M A FUCKING ARYAN BROTHERHOOD LIEUTENANT, I'VE KILLED YOUR CHIMP COUSINS BEFORE AND I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL WITH THEM IF YOU AREN'T GONE BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE!"
>mfw niggers aren't laughing any more and run out of the store at the speed of light
>tell coworker if the cops come or anyone asks I'll say the niggers instigated it and pulled a knife
>"knew I could count on you to have my back, brother"
>nothing ever came of it, never saw those nig nogs in our store again though

Glad our faggot manager wasn't there that day because he always gave in to people running obvious bullshit scams to get free food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:45:10 2015 No.6700547 >>6700241 Why do you have kik? Are you 12, a pervert, or a camwhore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:51:49 2015 No.6700568 >>6700547 >virgin rage detected Lock your doors guys, it's their only weakness.

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>>	Preciouszipster@gmail.com Mon Jul 20 23:57:07 2015 No.6700584 >>6699953 In america we have chain gyms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:57:58 2015 No.6700588 >>6700513 How do you scam a place into giving you free food? One of those "remember last time I was here you said you would gibs me dat?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:58:56 2015 No.6700594 >>6700584 With pizza nights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:59:56 2015 No.6700595 >>6700594 During the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:00:22 2015 No.6700597 >>6700513 This never happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:00:37 2015 No.6700600 File: 81 KB, 700x449, pizza_on_pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6700588 Pretty much. Like I said at the end, our faggot manager always gave in to them because he was spineless so that encouraged it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:03:55 2015 No.6700606 >>6700584 God fucking dammit. Good thing that's my throw away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:43:36 2015 No.6700691 >>6700606 Just sent a pizza to your email. Consider yourself le troled :^)

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:08:11 2015 No.6700744

I can believe OP's story because I went to a Little Caesar's not too long ago and there was a guy that wanted pepperoni and sausage and bitched about how it was gonna be $8. However, I live in an area where people aren't always in a rush, so nobody yelled at him.

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 03:57:45 2015 No.6701087
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It's no surprise to me that /ck/, being a board that is supposed to be about food and cooking, is the farthest removed from the meme game on 4chan. But I still cringe whenever people miss a joke or take something too seriously.

Take this for example. This is a /ck/ version of the "and then everybody started clapping" meme, often used by tumblrinas and redditors. It is meant to illustrate a self flattering anecdote that is in reality neither true nor something you ought to be proud of doing. Used ironically it trolls saps such as yourselves. Used genuinely, it still trolls saps such as yourselves but also makes you appear incredibly pathetic to non-normies in the process.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 04:01:56 2015 No.6701095 >>6701087 autism

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 04:07:10 2015 No.6701106

>>6701087

>farthest removed from the meme game on 4chan

That's what, in theory, makes /ck/ the best board.

Not too many years ago /tv/ was at least, occasionally worth browsing; now it's been taken over by, "dank meme" kids, who've pretty much invaded this board, and are really the definition of, "summer".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 04:29:58 2015 No.6701135 >>6695818 Why are you so special?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 04:35:05 2015 No.6701143 >>6699911 so he's not a fake?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 05:42:56 2015 No.6701203 >>6700389 >twitter :^) >>6700547 Shut up virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 06:23:10 2015 No.6701231 >>6701143 >doubting the integrity of the goose #smh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 06:34:00 2015 No.6701250 >>6696015 I used to run and I can confirm that. Getting lit was one of the few things that made the job even worth having

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 06:47:38 2015 No.6701271 >>6701087 >>6701106 Kill yourselves.

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 07:24:27 2015 No.6701307

I love shutting down customers. It's the best fucking feeling when you don't work there. It's not like you get kicked out for it either.

I think we've all become weak, piss-soaked kids if we can say "The name of that worker? Albert Einstein" or "No you didn't" in response to this. Wouldn't you guys defend an employee when a customer is keeping you back in line because they're being an ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 08:04:14 2015 No.6701372 >>6701231 Did his Facebook get deleted i can't find it anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 10:24:56 2015 No.6701533 >>6700584 DDOSing now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 20:48:43 2015 No.6703186 File: 334 KB, 551x550, 1314304185152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6701087 >has deep knowledge of tumblr/reddit memes You know what Jean Pillette would do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 21:28:22 2015 No.6703257 >>6699886 when I let out a whoof I just blame it on the dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:56:22 2015 No.6704435 >>6695989 Is this an excerpt from 50 shades? It's so unrealistic and poorly written.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:10:29 2015 No.6704460 >>6695508 >tiny forum we's famous bby

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:21:31 2015 No.6704483 File: 90 KB, 563x716, ryu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6704435 Make sure to check out the sequel >>6700006

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:42:06 2015 No.6704527 These fat fantasies evoke an odd feeling in me. It's the urge to laugh and vomit at the same time...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:55:35 2015 No.6704551 File: 124 KB, 563x682, international nerd day.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6704527 The saga ends in a bookstore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:40:37 2015 No.6704931 >>6695953 That's some fedora-core writing right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:47:35 2015 No.6704945 >>6704483 >she leaved him non-native english speaker troll?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:49:32 2015 No.6704950 >>6700006 I can't decide what's more sad. Someone writing this fiction, or the people who actually believe it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:51:33 2015 No.6704961

>>6704551
>I have a concealed carry permit. Just remember that.

fuck, my sides.
I am a gun owner and have a permit to carry, and I still think thats some funny shit. People who don't take every precaution to hide their weapon are moronic. legal, yes, responsible, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 12:56:18 2015 No.6704969 >>6700588 I had some asshole at this rathole I went to a lot when I was a cable guy. Claim I said I'd give him free cable last time I saw him. I'd call him out on his bullshit every time, he'd scurry away, then try again next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:05:00 2015 No.6704985 >>6704551 >the hashtag I can't imagine why their parents wouldn't believe this clearly true story

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:26:34 2015 No.6705020 >>6704551 and people believe this shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 16:24:38 2015 No.6705552 File: 137 KB, 554x1151, fedora shames homeless.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6705020 >>6704985 >>6704961 >>6704950 >>6704945 Here's one more for kicks, though this one's not food-related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:19:44 2015 No.6707280 >>6700571 Hi OP

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