/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Magnum 40s are pretty shitty.

>>6868929
damn man. when hobos and other disgusting old people come in my store and buy that shit i just know all about their life from that instant like damn youre a sad sad failure

get on my level richfag

Drinking one of these as I type this. I don't care what anyone says; it's a great deal.

>>6868940
>a 4 pack of 12 ounce cans of steel reserve is 3.53 with tax included here

>>6868929
every time im about to get steel reserve I think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCK_7hrgQwU
and then I don't want to get steel reserve, high gravity lager

>>6868929

Dobra vodka. Close the thread.

>>6868969
enjoying some mad dog right now, brother.

pairs perfectly with a grilled cheese.

>>6868988
For when you run low

git on my level

>>6868942
I don't know is that worse than Vladimir?

Fucking Vlad

>>6868942
Aristocrat and Relska are worse

>>6869343
I can't see this one without wincing.
>bought 4L of fruity lexia
>got smashed at home alone
>gathered up my resolve and poured it down the sink at 2am
>get up next day and go back to bottle shop
>my relief when it's a different person at the register

>once i hid water bottles full of goon in some bushes
>came back for it later
>left it outside a club
>came out and asked for it back, told the bouncer it was dirty tap water

still cringing about that one... ABSOLUTE autism...

>>6869318
Oh shit I had that last night.
Got through most of it with a couple of mates, all agreed it tasted like shit though.

>>6870029
and FUCK pic related

>i'd never drunk socially
>first time getting drunk was in my bedroom, 17th birthday
>turn 18 and start spending neetbux on vodka or rum
>didn't even know that goon and wine was cheap... didn't have the courage to even walk around the bottle shop

Anyway, I seem to end up in ER a lot, and Captain Morgan's often has a lot to do with it. I still feel queasy imagining the smell of it. I went to my first AA meeting this week.

>>6870029
I'm so confused. Your post makes no sense. You got smashed and then went and bought more or what? I don't get it.

Some day I mean to go to the liquor store and buy all the bum wines just to try them once. Only one I ever had was Boones and that doesnt really count. Stuff like MD20/20, Thunderbird, Night Train.

Popov was the cheap shit vodka in my day.

>>6870105
The perils of autism in conjunction with alcoholism.

>>6870029
What in fucks name are you talking about you drunken assburger

>>6868929
this shit right here should be illegal

>>6870105
yeah, that's exactly it. sorry to confuse you.
>>6870839
me buy wine, me drink half wine, me throw rest away, me go back and buy more next day
COMPRENDE?

>tfw the captcha was pick out the oranges

>>6870038
hahah I love getting that stuff for chicks because they drink it like water

also

>AA meeting

congrats i guess, but you're a quitter

this shit. worse than PBR, but cheaper, so it works out in the end

>>6871855
i know chicks who needed to mix it with soft drink... lmao i am a woman

>>6871882
i really like the design of that can. i wish we had cheap beer in aus.

This is the only thing I ever buy at the liquor store. It's the worst liquor ever, but it gets me toasty for $4.75. There's really nothing you can mix it with and it still taste good. You kind of just have to suffer while you drink it.

>>6868969
I enjoy the habanero lime one

>>6868961
wow, they really put their heart and soul into that one.

>>6872446
tvarski IS NOT the worst. burnetts is far worse. hangovers from hell. tvarski at least is reasonably clean. there are many vodka out there that have tons of biproducts in them.

>>6868989
A couple friends and I went on some malt liquor adventures a couple weekends ago. One night was Earthquake night, didn't taste great but I could stomach it alright. Chased it with a couple beers, no hangover the next morning so I figured I could try something similar next time. Next weekend we did Four Loko. I had to pinch my nose to get down the "Blue Hurricane" it was so bad. Oh well, got me drunk enough that I thought like 3 rusty nails afterward were a good idea. The next morning was not good.

It's been a while since I had it but a buddy bought me some sambuca a couple years ago (because of masaokis), that shit was bad.

>>6868969
How is that stuff? Never did any bum wine yet, figure it's gotta come up sooner or later.

>>6872446
>$4.75
you pay that much for a half pint?

bought a 40 of Mickey's right now. They are bottled in plastic bottles!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CHILDHOOD?!?!

got 60 of cocaine too. Im doin' alllllright.

>>6871833
i got the first part after realizing it was supposed to be two separate stories. now what is goon, why are you hiding it in the bushes pretending its dirty water?

i prefer steel reserve to other 40s

700 calories is a pretty inefficient way to get buzzed

Are you malt liquor connoisseurs obese?

>>6872547
it means cask wine, nobody in australia calls it 'cask wine'.
i was in the city drinking it and went to go into a club, but i wanted it for when i got out of the club.
i can't afford to buy drinks in clubs. and men don't offer for girls like me xD

>>6872805
i wouldn't feel comfy if someone bought me a drink anyway, seems like guilt tripping... then you are indebted to them... fuck that

The Saturday morning breakfast of champions.

>>6872805
>>6872806
having women buy you drinks as a man feels great tbh