/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6887521
HUGE

>>6887521
6'6

325

5'8" 125ish pounds

5'6 210

5'7"
435

6'2" 220

5'12"
207
beer gut

6'7" 89lbs Somalia checking in

179cm 92kg

>>6887521

5'4"

150

I am ashamed.

6'1, 190lbs

gained ~40 lbs in the past 3 years alone

>>6887571
>5'12"
You mean 6'?

5'8" 160

5' 11" - 142lbs

5'9" 200 lbs

i eat what i like and drink what i want. exercise frequently but honestly i made a choice to enjoy food over having a fit figure

>>6887677
winner winner chicken dinner

im going to the local bar to pick up my filled co2 bottle. gonna pass some gas tonight. bbl fam

>>6887704
How do I make this choice? I wish I wasn't so obsessed with staying slim.

>>6887532
thanks mrs skeletal

>>6887521
4'8"
350lbs

>>6887521
6'3

480lbs

4'10"
82 lbs

>>6887755
wa la!
Now post dem tiny titties

6'1''
230 lbs

i would be more motivated to lose some weight if i had an unsightly gut or man-boobs but my fat is mostly in my thighs and ass.

>>6887774
post thighs and ass

>>6887755
>>6887557
>>6887745
>>6887748

HOW FAT AM I? HOW FAT AM I?

6"3 165lb. Always found it difficult to gain weight when living alone. Way too easy to skip meals, and, putting in the minimum effort to eat usually means shoveling down a spinach salad.

5"8 180lbs :^(

375lbs 5'9

5'11"
155lbs

>>6887739
I'm a guy, my man

6" 260 but i'm dropping weight like crazy, I was 280 3 weeks ago

>>6887857
how?

>>6887856
Not with a height/weight like that, fuccboi.

>>6887521
195 cm 110 kg

>>6887862
I mean, the male genitalia I was born with might disagree with you on that one

>>6887861
ketosis. I never eat more than 25g of carbs daily and because there's not a lot without carbs I'm not really eating as often so my caloric intake is also pretty low.

Just weighed myself right now after seeing this thread and my reaction is ;_;

I've been neglecting exercise but still eating as I typically do and, as a result, I've been getting fat. I gained about 4-4½kg (9-10lbs or so) since the last time I saw someone post a thread like this.

183cm/6ft
82kg/181lbs

While I still look fine standing, I've a paunch when seated.

And now, reading through other posts, I don't feel quite so pudgy, you fatty-fatty fat-fats.

I'm gonna start exercising again. Right now. Seriously.

>>6887880
do it faggot

getting skinny is harder than staying skinny

is everybody on /ck/ a fatty?

>>6887886
Just did. I'm pedaling for cardio right now.
>but cardio kills gainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
That's the fucking point.

>>6887890
never trust a skinny cook

6'2" 175

>>6887890
I'm just a hair over underweight.

>>6887911
>anyone on /ck/ cooking

>>6887890
Some anon just told me that my height/weight make me unqualified to be a man, so I guess not

>>6887935

don't worry /ck/uck, he was just fishing for dick pics

>5'4''/163 cm
>113lbs/51 kg
I'm not very good at cooking

>>6887934
While I don't necessarily cook everyday, I do eat something I cooked myself everyday. Because leftovers.

>>6887890
Only the ones that are good at cooking.

>>6888008
fuck off fatty

idk but im short af

105lbs

>>6888141
lmao manlet

5'10" 150lbs manlet reporting in

>>6888142

just handicapped tbh fam

5'4"
125 lbs
Need to lose another 10 lbs and I'll be good to go.

>>6887532
>>6887557
>>6887602
>>6887704
>>6887745
>>6887748
>>6887755
>>6887774
>>6887840
>>6887851
>>6887857
>>6888141
>>6888158
>>6888166
>ITT: Fatties and manlets

>>6888170
>implying I'm a man :^)

>>6888170
>leaves my post out
Yay. I'm neither a fatty nor a manlet.

6'3". 215lbs, good chunk of muscle tho

5'5"
120lb

dont know my exact weight, 140 something?
im 5'10 with a 26 inch waist

im the heaviest and the healthiest ive ever been, i was pretty eating disorder-y as a young lad
that said, i do have gut pudge that i can't shift... i do a lot of exercise, too, it's just stuck there giving me a muffin top if i wear tight jeans. genetics, man.

>>6888170
Thank you, Mr Insecurity. What part of yourself do you not like? Your face? Teeth? Muscles? Penis size? Vagina size? Perhaps ugly?

>>6888189
Fatty manlet detected.

>>6887521
Anorexic looking.

5'3"
143lbs

>>6887521
5'11
180 lbs
Great facial aesthetics

>>6888225
disgusting

>>6888189
>Vagina size

6'1
19 yr old
160lbs

As average as average gets.

>>6888291

>>6888338
>because mental illness

>4'9"
>289

Life is pain.

>>6887521
5'9
215lbs

Somehow I can still run a wooded trail in 7 min/ mile

>>6888379
>>6888420
disgusting tbh

5'7
180lbs

Lost around 15lbs since 2 months ago, but am currently stuck and it won't go down

Help.

>>6887532

what a cute grill :3

5'6
127 pounds

>>6888458
post diet

6', 185~ lbs, Average/somewhat athletic

5'10" 115lbs

crohn's is fun

>>6887532
I'm 5'8 125 as well fam

5'8" 105lbs.

Please feed me.

>>6888680
Fuck yeah dude skelly club.
>>6888472
Thanks, babe. I also have really long hair as well. Wanna d8?

>>6887521
5'9", 155, prolly more given the poor life has me eating excess carbs in the form of rice

>>6888453
I'd fokkin wrek u m9

4' 439

6'1" 155 lbs

I can't stop eating and I have a feeling my insides are going to give up before my metabolism slows down.

5'10"
190
beer gut

>>6889225
I know that feel bro it sucks, people think I barely eat ;_:

2cm 50st

6' 1' and 200 Lbs.

6 fut, 156 poons

6'2 170. Mostly skinny fat.

lel at all the tiny men

>>6888170
Welcome to /ck/, the land of fat, alcoholic manlets who secretly watch pastel equines.

>>6887521
5'10''
292lbs
Parts Unknown

>>6889235
>>6889225


If you can't gain weight you need to count calories. It will work. You're not immune to science. If that still doesn't work then see a doctor and they'll set you straight.

>>6887521
5'2"

125 lbs

>>6889225
Try about 3000 calories a day, and get a good amount of protein in there.

I eat about 2500 calories a day, sometimes more, so I kind of feel you. I eat like five times a day. If I don't get food in me I turn into a bitch.

You could ask around /fit/ too, they got a pretty good sticky and info on both losing weight and gaining weight.

6'1 190

I'm fixing it this year.

>>6889866
Is that a motherfucking ETID reference or is it just too late for me

I'm so fat I was doing bang bang way before I saw it on Louie I just didn't have a name for it

>>6887602
>being this insignificant
DIE

>>6889871
>>6889881
Be'est thou man or art thou hysterical?

6'
270 pounds

I dropped down to 200 for a year or so then gained it all back when I went to college.

>>6887521
6'1
205

>>6888420
Why do fatties lie?

5"10
140 pounds

>>6887521
66.6kg -gave me a bit of a chuckle the other day when I weighed myself let me tell you
5'8"

188cm (or 190 as it says on my ID, I haven't checked in years)
81kg, losing .75kg per week at the moment on this 1500kcal diet. Goal is 75-78kg before I recomp.

>>6890088
Why are you lying, fatty?

im 2 fat 6 u

5'10" 270

>>6891034
Fuck, I lol'd at this. Fuck acid/never again

I have a fat belly. Tell me how to get rid of the belly /ck/. Tell me.

5'10

192lbs

I'm on a diet but my family keeps bringing home sweets every weekend and I have no willpower when that happens.

>>6891075
>>>/fit/

Might help, might not.

6'3" 250 pounds

>>6891142
Yeah I'm at the same height but about 10 lbs lighter. Same problem though, family is constantly making sweets, and when they're not they drown everything in either dressing or cheese.

Don't get me wrong, I believe salt and fat is the key to western cooking, but damn!

>>6891142
>>6891181
Just don't look at them and hide somewhere and drown your sorrows with water.

>>6887521
5'10" 145

5'1"
205
Home cooked meals just too good.

6'6" 240

I guess I look ok...

6'7
165

>>6891648
How

6' 0"

173lbs.

Was around 240 in April

>>6888189
Vaginas are the best. They're muscle, so just by squeezing it you develop a tighter one. Gotta love it.

>>6891745
do you often squeeze your vagina?

>>6889870
No one wants to hear the truth, anon.

5'7" 150 lbs, was over 200 lbs for a long time.

Still not used to having to eat smaller portions.

>>6889989
Not sure what you're asking

>>6887521
5'9",
135 pounds.

>>6888187
Read about body recomp and do some strength training. That'll help you remove the excess bodyfat without losing weight.

>>6892509
Shit, nigga: is you a dude or do you got a uterus?

here guys...

>>6893377

175cm
200kg

185cm
70kg

>>6887521
I'm so fat that when my thighs rub together, my thigh's thighs rub together.

>>6893370
Girl.

>>6887521
5'9" 150 lbs

who /kingofmanlets/ here

5'7 164lbs

5'7 240

>>6887521

>>6887521

175 cm
160 - 180 kilos

what do I win?

>>6895047
fatty manlet award

6'2 215 lbs

I work out like 3 or 4 times a month so it's mostly fat.

>>6895056

Is 175 considered manlet? I cant into americuck measures but I never felt insecure about my hight before. I mean I'm fat as fuck but other than that?
Well thank god im drunk as fuck right now and i plan on getting drunker so maybe I'll havevforgotten by tomorrow...

>>6895068
definitely a manlet

5'10" 120 lbs

Back in high school when I was fairly fit and athletic I peaked around 140. Lost a lot of muscle since then due to not exercising and not eating.

>>6893573

>dat feel when I have to buy new jeans every two months because thigh friction makes holes in the groin area

They're also expensive as fuck here in euroland where clothes for really really fat people aren't as much in demand...

>>6893432

Brother?

6'0


375 pounds of FAT!

>>6895083
If you're that concerned about money but not willing to actually lose weight, why not patch the crotch holes?

I recently developed a hole in the crotch of a pair of jeans I own because I stupidly bikeride in it all the damn time. Just seems that it's often the pair I'm wearing when I bike.
Anyway, I cut a back pocket off another pair of jeans and used it to patch it up.

Other than the one pair with the crotch hole, I've owned the same pairs of jeans for about six years or so now without any problems, likely because I'm not a honey glazed hamplanet.

5'7 ft, 116 lbs
help

6'3"
133 lbs as of yesterday

>>6895103
>likely because I'm not a honey glazed hamplanet

Life's much better not being obese no question about it. Being fat is a character flaw like not being able to stop smoking or being lazy - it implies lack of self-control.
I'm very aware of that but since my parents and almost all my relatives got cancer in their fifties anyways I stopped giving a fuck some time ago.

>>6887521
5'2 112 lbs

>>6887521
6'1" and 155lbs
not fat at all

5'11 200 and continuing to lose. Was 260 a year ago. Calorie reduction, free weights and lots of running.
Greek yoghurt and chicken breast are my friends.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

5'8, 135.
I have Crohns and I enjoy caffeine, I keep myself too regular for anything to sit on me for long. I also don't care for grains very much in general.
I do drink a lot though, probably why I'm not smaller.

>>6895127
That's no attitude to have, pudgy-kins.
>people in my family get cancer, so i don't care about my own health

In your situation, I'd have quite the opposite outlook: I'd do all I can to live a full, happy life in preparation of what I would expect to be a likely cancer diagnosis in the future. And part of living a full, happy life is to keep as otherwise healthy as you can.

So chins up, roll up your arm flab and figure out a diet and exercise plan that can help you get to feeling healthier, looking better and being in better spirits.

I mean... I noticed myself gaining some weight recently (>>6887880), so starting exercising again. You can, too.

>>6887521
147cm 35kg

Lost around 1.5kg and still going.

5'11" 140

5'2
112lbs

>>6895147
Same hat...

>>6887913
are you me?

>>6895083
Coat the rubbing areas with teflon, nub

6'2
210 lbs
A bit soft tho

5'3 115lbs

>>6895919
similar hat

>>6887633
165ish 6'1

>>6887521

6 feet tall, 60 kilos.

started going to the gym and bought protein powder, so expecting gains

>>6887521
>not a single bodyfat percentage

5'10", 155 lbs, ~11% bf trying to see how low I can go without feeling horrible/weird

>>6896085

How do you find out?

6'1", 190 pounds
pretty /fit/ though

5'8, 135, male.
I eat whatever I want but can't gain weight.

>>6896137

I was the same, just start lifting and have a protein shake everyday, I gained 5 kilos in six weeks, and I'm vegetarian

>>6896088
Just make it up, It's the internet who cares.
300 pounds 8% bf here.

>>6896294
>5 kilos in six weeks
Tell me more anon.
What did you eat besides the shakes? Did you increase your calorie intake drastically?

>>6887911
Every cook at my restaurant is skinny. We're also on alot of drugs tho

>>6896312

kind of vegetarian here. had a couple of eggs a day, but other than that, I didn't really increase my calorie intake by a significant amount. Oh, and add a banana before workout in the morning.

If you eat meat then expect more gains

5'11 110lb

Working on gaining weight though

>>6896088
I go to a sports center nearby that has a BodPod which measures body composition through air displacement. It's pretty accurate and a lot better than online calculators and pinching your fat and shit.

The best is a DXA scan but those are usually pretty expensive unless it's at a university and you let them use your data for shit. A BodPod session is about $30 and I do it about 3-4 times a year.

5'2" 129 lbs

Working towards 120 and maybe 110

>>6897204
110 is easy if you don't stuff your face

>>6897204
Show us your tits

6'3 250
tfw i have bigger tits than most chestlets

6'0
120 Pounds

TFW When everyone is a buttergolem in here

I'm a bit overweight. I'm 6'1, 210 pounds.

Height : 5'6

Back in March I was 205 lbs

Now I'm 135. Kinda lost it in a shit way but eh, it is what it is

6'1. 164 lbs currently.
Used to weigh 230 lbs, so I know how to cook dat good food.

5'8
150lbs

beer gut

Topping 400 pounds, Mr. Anon. Also got about 6''3', inherited my tallness from my mexican father.

165 at 6'2 12% bf perfect ottermode

>>6898909
>400 lbs

You should work on that, anon.

5'10

135

>>6898909
Your dad must be a freak of nature in Mexico then because the average Mexican man is 5'4.5" and 160lbs (fat fuck).

dat 180 / 65 feel

6 and 158

>>6887521
1.75m 65kg

>>6887521
6'2

210

Gained 20 lbs over the past few months going to the gym ~4 times a week.

>>6887521
6' 190 lbs

5' 11" 150 lb
I'm not that fat.

5'9
180 lbs
I'm pretty fat, but at least I'm 30-something pounds lighter than I was a year ago.

6'3
155 lbs

6'7" 290lbs lean

>>6887521
I'll have you know I eat fast food every night and I mix the fries with mayonnaise

5'8
120lbs

>>6899425
stay motivated buddy

5'10"
203

I'm fat.

5'6 105lbs skeletal to the end.

6 feet 175 lbs

5'7"
111lbs

same


Edit: select all images with ice cream
fuck you captcha

6'2" 150 lbs. Not fat at all.

>>6898908
Boy are you a cutie.

>>6887521
im chubby. I've been gaining weight cause my new job has donuts and shit for there employees every morning.

60kg
how do i gain weight ?

>>6889817

> implying we're horsefuckers

kill yourself

>>6900906

start lifting and eat more.

>>6899748
homer?

>>6887521
5'7" 295 lbs

I get jealous of dogs
They don't have self control either but they don't need it, an omnipotent presence controls their intake

>>6889817

thread has a pretty even spread overall, considering the number of americans in here.

>>6887521
Just under 180cm
100kg

I'm a fatty, not going to deny it at all. That being said, literally everyone has told me it's a shame, because I have the backside of a bull and would look like a monster if I just got off my lazy ass and ate a little less. Wasted potential, story of my life.

>>6887521
I'm eating on the toilet right this moment.

5'10
200lbs

I was 260 ~ 2 years ago. Getting away from college/family and living on my own has helped a lot.

I probably could have lost more weight if I had more discipline (only my mom said this because she's a bitch), but I think an average of .5 lbs a week is pretty good. Plus, two years ago I couldn't do one push up. Yesterday I did 25.

>>6889817
You makin fun of the great pastel equines?

>>6887521
5 ft 90 lbs

>>6901261
>just under 185
>55 kg
The holocaust was real in my mind.

191 cm
69 kg

170cm
~70kg

I generally stay between 68 and 75, but I think I was about 76 after Christmas.

>>6887521
I'm so fat that my girl plays with MY tits

156cm, 88kg.
Imma grill btw

>>6901857
i still fuck you catfish

>>6901306
good for you, anon

I wish some of the skeletons would post some selfies

>>6887521
5'10
285
I'm a chubby guy.

>>6887521
6'3
480lbs
22 years old

no I'm not lying, this is what an entire life of eating like shit does to you.

7

>>6901972
nigger ur fat, i'm 6' 260 and fat.

5'9" 143
Got a gross skinnyfat gut though

>>6887521
21 y/o
5'7 manlet
58kg (amateur boxer, I fight at 56kg bantamweight)

>>6901977
Fuck dude get your shit together, you'll be dead by 30 at that rate.

>>6887521
6'1
205lbs

>>6887521
20 y/o
5' 10"
140 lbs. / 63kg

>>6887521
5'10 170lbs. Used to be 270 up until a year ago. Still a skinnyfat with a small gut. But I'm lifting to get rid of it.

>>6887955
I would give you a granny-dose anaesthetic with just a dash of morphine.

>>6895183
It's not about frequency of bowel movement, it's about malabsorption. Your terminal ileum be fucked.

Lanklet checking in
6'
145 lbs

185 cm
85 kg

5'6"
190 lbs.
Really sick with MS, I just got out of the hospital. Medicine causes weight gain. I had just dropped to the 160s in July...

5'3"
Around 110 lbs - 115 lbs. It's been awhile since I checked.

sticky this thread

>>6887521
5.57 foot / 170 cm
62 kg

>>6887521
5' 10.5''
160 lb
so kinda fat :)

>>6902331
M'lady

Somewhere between 300-310
6'3"

Oh well, at least I'm almost a white kung fu panda

5'8"

~123 lbs.

Help how do I gain weight.

>>6902853
Squatz + oatz

You gotta eat big to get big, C'MON

>step on scale
>222 pounds

WA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5'9" 160 lbs

>>6902858

>>6902738
I'm just a thin Asian guy, anon.

6'3
150
I'm always eating though

>>6902913

maybe I'd hit anyway

>>6887716
that's some shitty looking weed. It should be a frowny face

>>6902992
Whatever floats your boat.

>>6902879
4 SCOOPS CMON
ONE DAY YOU MAY

6"
175

>>6887521
6'1

330

>>6903084
How.

6'3"
150 lbs

>>6903105
100% muscle by weight, I'm literally just a giant bicep that learned how to type and post on 4chan.

>>6903105

>>6887521
>6'2
>250lbs, approx
>3 foot shoulder span

Been trying to lose weight, but I'm rediscovering how much I love pretzel bread

>>6903176
>3 foot shoulder span

Come again?

5'1", 105lb
(female asian= short)

>>6903132
Amazing. I didn't know football players knew how to read and write. Congratulations on this accomplishment!

>>6903307
N E E D
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B R E E D
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>>6902913
I'm a 5'1 105lb Asian female.
How does it feel being short for a male? Hard to get girls and stuff?

>>6903307
ditto, I'm 5'3 103 Ib.

South-East Asian
167cm, 62-63kg

>>6903385
I was going to say fuck you, and use the English system, but then I remembered that 4chan is now owned by a Jap.
I recognize and praise your superior metric system.

>>6903348
Can't tell if you're serious or trying to b8. Short men might as well be invisible in the dating world (unless you're rich as fuck).

>>6903348
I realized my hopelessness a long, long time ago and accepted it.
>>6903419
And this.

>>6901977
Sum up what you eat in one day.

5'3 106lbs

6'3 220 i cant stop inhaling beer

100lbs

6'0"
215 lbs
I was around 195 at the beginning of the year, but I've been a lazy alcoholic for the past several months. I'd love to be around 185.

>>6887521

>6'
>175

Who is the lightest person ITT?

>>6903902
Lots

this me

>>6905540

How many white castle sliders could you eat in one sitting?

>>6887521
1.5m

289kg

>>6905537

That would be this person, I think: >>6895263

About 78lbs at 4'10", probably a grill. If not they should wait until they hit puberty to worry about it.

>>6887880
Update: somewhere between 80,5 and 81kg (the scale is quite inaccurate and keeps fluctuating between the two), so I lost about 1,25kg.
In USican measures, that's around 178lbs or so, a loss of give-or-take 3lbs.

Ja/ck/ Scalfani here

5'5" 300lbs

6' 175lbs

>>6905557

Who else /morbidobesity/ here?

>>6905634

God damn you fat fucks, we even have Super Obesity?

>>6905641
24.4 Yes!

>>6887521
5'8"

120lbs

But I'm a girl, so it's okay.

>>6905641
I'm >>6905555
That pic is some bullshit. According to that thing, I'm at an ideal BMI for my height which just seems wrong.
Is that meant to be ideal for Ameriburgers only?I'm not Lardistani. I'm considered a bit fat for my country.

>>6905677
bmi is for sedentary people and even then it's not very accurate.

>>6905659
>girl
>120lbs

Eat a carrot you fat fuck

>>6900000

>tfw 5'2 and 165 lbs

>>6905677
Asians have lower BMI scales because they tend to show obesity-related disease tendencies at lower body weights (but similar body fat %). If you're not Asian then I don't know what to tell you. The BMI is just a rough guideline, don't rely on it too strictly.

>>6905634
The proper term is now 'obesity 3', I'm to understand.

>>6887872
Nice, keep at it, brah.

Just be aware you're going to hit a plateau soonish and it'll become a little tougher to lose weight.