/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why does your mom pretend to like you

>>6951005
Reverse image search shows this to be a pizza made in the USA, more specifically Vella Pizza in Los Angeles.
>OP is a faggot who incidentally is the author of:
>>6950953

>>6951012
kek

>>6951026
why do californians pretend to like it?

>>6951056
Because hipsters enjoy authentic cultural stuff or something.

>>6951005
>>6951012
Absolutely blown the fuck out

why are there marshmallows on that pizza?

>>6951012

>>6951012

>>6951005

Are you joking? That looks incredible.

>>6951005
>fermented dumpster spinach

>>6953043
it's bait, dummy

>>6951005
Hot damn, that looks amazing

why do the states pretend to make their own pizza?
Like Chicago style or new york. Thats fucking disgusting. Do not copy just good food from yurop!
Fags

thank god they didnt use whole tomatoes like some places in California do to replicate that 'authentic' feeling

I fucking hate eating slices or whole chunks of tomato on my pizza. Also italian white w/ spinach is the god tier pizza

>>6953626
>Also italian white w/ spinach is the god tier pizza

seconded.

>>6951012

Americans...

I used to wonder the same thing about Italian pizza until I got a job at a nice pizza place where we follow the same recipe. It's surprisingly good, though not very filling if you're looking for something heartier like pepperoni or bacon.

>>6953694
Are you the exact same "I blame America for everything" whiner on every other /ck/ thread or are there just a bunch of you? Either is believable; this board is packed with cunts.

>>6951005
>le dried pizza with haphazardly placed toppings meme

90% of the bocconcini is on literally one half of the pizza.

>>6953703
if you had 10 bocconcini that covered approximately 50% of total surface pizza, then yes, you're right.

The bocconcini does cover literally half of the pizza.

>>6953700
Maybe if you weren't such plebs people would stop blaming you

Pride of the Jewish-Mexican-Italian Conspiracy
anywhere from $0.40-.80 USD for a single pizza

1 cup flour
1/3 cup water
salami or sardines
queso blanco/queso fresco
pasta sauce
olive oil
basil

preheat oven to 500
mix flour and water in bowl
knead/roll flat, poke with fork to prevent rising
put unbaked matzo on pan drizzled with olive oil or cooking spray
let bake until edges become brown or blackened
remove matzo
spread pasta sauce in swirls on matzo
crumble bits of queso fresco to liking over it
top with basil and desire meats
throw back in oven, remove when the cheese has melted

>>6953723
that looks disgusting fam

>>6953723
What the fuck is that garbage?

Here, let me show you how its done.
>>6951005
>>6953723
Any Italian chef that made these monstrosities would probably be eating a Lupara really soon, just on general principle.

That is, if the lynchmob doesn't get him first.

>>6952934
>Hipster= anyone more successful than me that doesn't live in a flyover state.
FTFY. I don't think most of you idiots know what hipsters are, they tend to avoid any part of California that isn't Humboldt or the Bay.

>>6953768
ladies and gentleman, the winrar

>>6953768

the OP is totally fine dude.

>>6953768
recipe?

>>6953793
buttmad wannabe lumberjack detected

>>6953963
i think it is very basic
good homemade tomato sauce
traditional fermented dough
good quality mozzarella or other cheese u want
fresh basil leaves on top after it comes out of the oven
the hardest thing to achieve this result on my opinion is the oven, good pizzerias have stone ovens and it is god tier

>>6953793
>flyover state
when will you guys learn? To some degree every state and even every country is a flyover state. So from my perspective (Maine) literally every other state in the US is a flyover state, where as, if I lived in California or New york only 35 or 36 (respectively) other states would be flyover states.

Why do Italians pretend to like this?

>>6953793
But.. I AM a hipster.. and I love authentic cultural stuff

>>6954038
that looks dank af tbh imo fam not smh for sure.

>>6954147
>that looks dank af tbh imo fam not smh for sure
>af
>tbh
>imo
>FAM
>smh
Speak English - NOT 1990's MSM

>>6954163
Y r u s salty tbqh fam smh 🃏

>>6954038
>Beer with your mcdonalds
what the fuck

If you don't like a good Italian pudding there's something wrong with you.

>>6954010
I'm trying to build a rig to lower terracotta dishes (typically used underneath a flowerpot for water) on a vertical rack into my tandoori oven. Limits the pizzas to 8 inches because that's the opening but could make like 3 pizzas at a time.

I can get my tandoor up to 350C easily so it could be pretty gud.

Why do i love this?

Why do Italians pretend to like this?

>>6951012
Holy shit

>>6953723
When was that made

>>6955341

Why do Italians pretend to like this?

>>6953938
Go suck his balls then faggot

>>6951012
pwned

>>6951012
rekt m8

>>6951012

>>6953793
>the bay

you're such a fag

Would you eat a pizza with no cheese

>>6956182
I'd definitely still eat that. Granted, I'm drunk as hell.

>>6956182
Of course, that's how I used to do it.

>be 6ish
>go to the video store first for a movie and pick up pizza on way home
>we put on movie
>can't even finish one slice
>mom is so mad that "i wasted her money"
>makes me finish it and have half of another
>vomit
couldn't stand cheese for years. I'd still order pizza with other toppings, but no cheese.

>>6956182
Yes, but that's too much sauce.

Why does OP post this thread once a week?

>>6956232
Maybe he's the same autist that goes around all the other boards to do the same thing. A truly dedicated, unwavering shitposter beyond any of our ken...

>>6956182
That's a well made marinara

>>6955346
I just want Ryan Gosling to hold me. Is that weird?

>>6956199
That is literally (correct usage) the definition of man baby.

As an adult you can easily get over it.

I had a very similar experience, both with dick and food, and got over it all.

Objectively pay attention to the experience itself without childish notions of what it is.

>>6951012
That was uncalled for...

Why do you hipsters flaunt soggy leaves on your pizza and shit? No, I'm not shitting on the rest. Soggy leaves do not improve the flavor. Soggy leaves don't add an effective amount of fiber or micros. All they do is fuck up the texture.

>>6957871
>soggy leaves
>ignoring the burnt crust and marshmallows

>>6957871

Basil tastes good.

>>fuck up the texture

No they don't. They're sufficiently tender that they have no effect on the texture at all.

>>6957890
that pizza does look fucking bland
>muh ancestors

>>6954181
Yeah America is ass backwards because of those Christian white people. Fuck em.

>>6953951

It's a burnt piece of shit

>>6953723
>pizza dough
>no yeast

>>6951012
REKKKT FUCKING REKT

>>6955341
ZAMPONE

>>6956182
Thgat's a marinara withouth anchovies..thats amazing

>>6957812
The fuck you on about?
>that's how I used to do it.
I started eating regular shit ass pizza with cheese in my teens. I got over it.
>hurrdurr you had a bad experience and you're a manchild if you don't get over it
Why should I believe you? You're not Jesus Christ, you don't decide these things. Fuck you. I'm never eating pizza with cheese again because you are SUCH AN IGNORANT FAGGOT

>>6951012
#btfo

>>6951012
rip

Why are "authentic" Italian puddings so gross looking?