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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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/beautiful/ Thread Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:18:59 2015 No.6965667 [Reply] [Original]

Are you ready for Salad Night, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:19:55 2015 No.6965670 File: 27 KB, 560x316, kingjack_retard_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965667 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:22:11 2015 No.6965676 Please stop giving this faggot clicks. Every click is money for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:25:52 2015 No.6965682 >>6965670 awwwwh jack, im your fan :) <3

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:29:39 2015 No.6965693 >>6965676 Use adblock/ublock and he gets shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:31:05 2015 No.6965694 >>6965676 im ok with this. even if its unintentional its high quality entertainment

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:36:20 2015 No.6965706 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, Well made food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more of these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:51:10 2015 No.6965739 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_dumb_ape_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:05:52 2015 No.6965763 File: 1.08 MB, 810x894, puke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965670 >that bean "salad"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:08:24 2015 No.6965769 holy fuck. those salads. jack is a terrorist. somebody needs to stop this monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:08:47 2015 No.6965770 >>6965670 Did he literally just combine canned baked beans with mayo and call it a "salad"? That sounds so damn vile.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:09:59 2015 No.6965772

>>6965670
This is by far his most egregious video.

>Salad 1
>heinz beans mixed with mayonnaise

I can't even imagine what would go through your mind to do this. I felt physically ill watching it. It's comically grotesque

>salad 2
>tomatoes submerged in oil

literally a bastardized version of a tomato, basil, and cucumber salad. but he's literally made some sort of oil soup with floating tomatoes. I'm not even sure how you'd eat this

>salad 3
>mayonnaise and noodles

his closest thing to what you'd call a success. This isn't half bad if you mix in A LOT of fresh veggies. cucmber, snap peas, carrot, celery etc. Anything you can think of. Not just a quarter of a tomato. And by god add a little dijon to the dressing to give it some taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:12:16 2015 No.6965778 File: 438 KB, 900x611, Where's my wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need to prank jack somehow, or at least a Tennessee anon should go find jack and take pics of his calves

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:13:35 2015 No.6965781 >>6965670 So does all it take to start a cooking channel on youtube is some retarded opening, some music, and a semi-spacious kitchen? Because Jack has got nothing going on content-wise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:16:00 2015 No.6965787 >>6965670 >canned pork and beans STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:17:45 2015 No.6965793 >>6965670 >beans k >mayo what >vinegar OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:17:55 2015 No.6965794 File: 14 KB, 320x240, hiruma_blackmail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965778 Where in tennessee?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:22:08 2015 No.6965802

>>6965793
>okay now i'm going to make a salad. Start off with some beans

hmm I don't know if I'd used baked beans for a salad. Kinda weird, you're better of usi-

>AND NOW TWO HEAPING SPOONFULS OF MAYONNAISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJ05G5rTqA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:22:29 2015 No.6965805 >>6965778 topfuckingkek

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:29:30 2015 No.6965822

>>6965772
>mix in A LOT of fresh veggies

yeah, macaroni salad is the one thing i go nuts with.

any fresh veggies and herbs i can get my hands on gets tossed in. i want the salad to taste like a garden exploded in your mouth.

dill, parsley, tarragon, oregano, cilantro, celery leaves. white onions, green onions, radishes, pimento peppers, carrots, celery, peas.

i've done a salad with all that. i loved it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:44:25 2015 No.6965867 File: 563 KB, 1036x582, mayo punishment.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965670 I wanna show a black man that "bean salad" to see if it triggers him with all that mayo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:45:51 2015 No.6965869 File: 15 KB, 161x328, kingjack_boulder_mode3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965778 >calves Look at those hams, lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:48:51 2015 No.6965877 File: 39 KB, 539x526, 1444521585081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965794 Not sure, he mentions it in a Cu/ck/ on the Go most likely. I think he is near Nashville because he mentioned Lebanon and Hendersonville before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:51:39 2015 No.6965886 >>6965877 his twitter says he's in nashville

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:52:00 2015 No.6965890 File: 942 KB, 395x215, fucking gross.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965670 >those "salads" Is this what fat fuck Americans think of as salads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:04:05 2015 No.6965923 >>6965670 >white vinegar we keep that under the sink to clean walls with

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:06:59 2015 No.6965928 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-7DD6Tmsq4 >Texas chili >beans how is he not a troll

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:13:04 2015 No.6965942 File: 284 KB, 400x225, 1444530141352.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965667 >>6965670 I'm also triggered by the unironic use of a fucking Slap Chop

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:14:45 2015 No.6965948 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSgD6FfT1YU do chocolate and mango taste good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:15:15 2015 No.6965950 >>6965667 DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, OP. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT. AND ENOUGH OF THAT VOMIT SALAD. GTFO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:15:56 2015 No.6965951 >>6965942 slap chops are what will bring about the next age, past the ~age on information~ we live in now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:16:22 2015 No.6965952 File: 44 KB, 500x375, mr_horse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No sir I don't like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:19:26 2015 No.6965962 >>6965928 Welp.. Its been a looong time since my jimmies have been rustled like that. > "chili" but no chili powder > fucking beans > fucking squash > fucking muh sams club sawlza > muh Texas Goddamn me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:22:52 2015 No.6965966 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLx8c2quKtY what do you think his numbers are now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:32:38 2015 No.6965991 >>6965928 >poultry seasoning >fucking salsa >fucking cider in chili >"lookit that" This is horrible. If you're going to put beer in chili you use stouts, IPAs, lagers, or pilsners. He doesn't even chop up the garlic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:34:37 2015 No.6965997 File: 664 KB, 857x477, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-10-11 22-31-58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is how he keeps himself busy when Tammy's out with a "friend"

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:36:56 2015 No.6966002

>>6965890
A salad is a dish consisting of small pieces of food, which may be mixed with a sauce or salad dressing.[1][2] Salads can incorporate a variety of foods including vegetables, fruits, cheese, cooked meat, eggs and grains. Garden salads use a base of leafy greens; they are common enough that the word salad alone often refers specifically to garden salads. Other types include bean salad, tuna salad, fattoush, Greek salad, and somen salad.

In theory what he is making are salads, just not garden salads (what you think of a salad)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:41:26 2015 No.6966010 File: 150 KB, 856x510, semen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6966002 >and somen salad. you spelled semen wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:42:31 2015 No.6966012 >>6965997 thats pretty hot tbh. id love to lick his hot sweaty hairy legs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:58:03 2015 No.6966054 >>6966012 https://youtu.be/9io7wT8HYuU?t=3m43s

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:01:50 2015 No.6966061 >>6965763 nice loafy vomit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:06:33 2015 No.6966074 >>6966054 isnt he super religious? didnt think he would touch beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:07:43 2015 No.6966078 File: 177 KB, 311x414, what_have_you_done.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6965667 >>6965670 >>6965763 >>6965706 >>6965997 >>6966061 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:11:30 2015 No.6966089 File: 468 KB, 560x393, dumbfuck_jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the one pic I have that really lets his inner tard shine

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:12:49 2015 No.6966094 >>6965781 He's been around since 2007, that helps a LOT because he was one of the first "cooking" channels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:19:18 2015 No.6966117 File: 99 KB, 858x622, 1444509013665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6966089 that made me kek pretty hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:21:09 2015 No.6966122 >>6965670 ok the disney part at the beginning made me kek a bit love these threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:40:40 2015 No.6966160 >>6965676 but how does the ad agency give his youtube partner money when my adblock never loads the ad?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:41:52 2015 No.6966162
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https://youtu.be/9gbUM9oHBNI?t=2m52s

I've been going back in his older videos and his meats always come out decently cooked in the middle. Is he getting worse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:49:13 2015 No.6966174 >>6966162 >I'm going to lose 30 pounds over a year >and I'm going to tweet my weight every morning He really set himself up for failure with that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:52:03 2015 No.6966178 File: 506 KB, 851x475, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-10-11 23-50-56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mffOKBpNKg shitty cooking aside, it's really no wonder he didn't get a Food Network show

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:58:47 2015 No.6966188 File: 1.93 MB, 2809x1861, Spanakopita-Spinach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THATS a SALAD to him? whaaat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:18:18 2015 No.6966227 File: 406 KB, 674x697, 1436960873394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6966178 kek

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