https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

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Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:54:13 2015 No.6968662 [Reply] [Original]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 22:56:03 2015 No.6968667 >>6968662 Sweet buttfucking malarky that is a shitton of salt! What's the point of even having the filet there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:37:02 2015 No.6968811 >>6968667 it isn't fillet. Did you watch the video? The salt gets washed off before he cooks it supposedly it makes it juicier and tendererierer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 23:49:55 2015 No.6968836 Sweeties, google "salt-crusted". It's pretty old school. Find another reason to hate him. There's many.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:01:31 2015 No.6968867 >>6968811 Yeah, I know it isn't filet. My bad, wrong word. Still, it seems like an awful lot of salt. Even if one were to wash it off. >>6968836 I've seen that before, mainly with fish. Looks pretty unappetizing. But then I've never had it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:03:40 2015 No.6968872 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_ive_made_a_huge_mistake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968836 >>6968867 >>6968811 >>6968667 >>6968662 Hate him for his Salad Night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:05:25 2015 No.6968877 >>6968867 I did a prime rib once at work. Took a couple pounds of salt. I've done it with duck breast as well. It's .. If you think about it, it makes sense. You're creating an oven around the meat from which moisture can't escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:08:00 2015 No.6968883 >>6968872 I don't hate him. I think he's educational, informative and entertaining,

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:09:01 2015 No.6968884 File: 58 KB, 502x402, 1444591984192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968883 top cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:09:01 2015 No.6968885 >>6968877 This is something different entirely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:10:22 2015 No.6968890 >>6968877 >>6968885 Yeah he didn't roast it in a cocoon of salt, he just washed it off before cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:10:52 2015 No.6968891 File: 1.40 MB, 360x260, 1442992386651.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I like my meat rare >cooks it medium-medium well Fucking fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:20:11 2015 No.6968915 >>6968885 >>6968890 Read Charcuterie - The Craft of Salting, Smoking and Curing There's a torrent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:22:17 2015 No.6968921 File: 55 KB, 706x364, steak4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968890 Everything else he cooks has a cocoon of salt though. Pic not related, (couldn't find an image of his seasoning) essentially a blend of garlic salt, onion salt and salt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:23:18 2015 No.6968922 >>6968915 not with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:36:15 2015 No.6968943 >>6968872 >SALAD NIGHT what the fuck is going on in this video? everything is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:44:17 2015 No.6968957 >>6968943 But it's salad. So it's healthy, right guys? Healthy food always looks and tastes disgusting, that;s why we have this bucket of mayo. Mmmm. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:56:55 2015 No.6968972 File: 138 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cedrus_sauna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ja/ck/ has been a King Shill for a long time, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:00:37 2015 No.6968981 >>6968972 Awww hell, that's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBFsXHL1dZg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:03:01 2015 No.6968988 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cedrus_sauna2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968981

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:03:48 2015 No.6968990 >>6968981 Arthritus

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:04:38 2015 No.6968995 File: 128 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cedrus_sauna3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968990

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:05:44 2015 No.6968996 File: 128 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cedrus_sauna4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968995

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:06:47 2015 No.6969000 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cedrus_sauna5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feel free to make copies of these uncommon Ja/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:09:17 2015 No.6969006 >>6968872 Throwing away that tiny bit of fat to make the dish healthier. Using a slapchop unironically. beans+mayo = Salad! One tomato + 1/4 cup oil = Salad! Oragano. 1lb pasta + 1/8 tomato = Salad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:09:18 2015 No.6969007 >>6968981 >Arthrutis >mood lghting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:10:44 2015 No.6969008 File: 99 KB, 858x622, kingjack_pe-pe_final_form.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969007 >I'LL BE WAITIN FOR YA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 01:19:23 2015 No.6969025 >>6968981 "While I'm partying with my 3 friends!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:01:27 2015 No.6969093 File: 1.60 MB, 235x312, sycltdB.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVdDh6YIGl4 am i just a newfag because ive never heard anyone on /ck/ complain about this annoying fuck, ive only seen ja/ck/ threads 24/7

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:08:10 2015 No.6969098 >>6969093 That's because he is actually trying to be funny and acting stupid on purpose. Ja/ck/ is just a nincompoop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:14:56 2015 No.6969113 >>6969098 this captain jack is entertaining to watch because hes in denial. he actually thinks he can cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:23:32 2015 No.6969134 >>6969093 m8 have you never tried gregs cheese chips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:27:47 2015 No.6969145 >>6969098 jack got nothing on sandra lee though

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:28:14 2015 No.6969147 >>6969093 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKDg8t2os8I

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:29:57 2015 No.6969151 >>6969145 fuck.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:32:29 2015 No.6969156

>>6969093

that guy is blatantly acting stupid

Jack is basically if some /v/ermin couldn't get an actual job so they just made shitty food on youtube

>Do nothing but play games all day and watch aneemay
>Decide to do a cooking channel, showing hte world how to make bloody chicken, kneadless yeast bread and tomato olive oil soup

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:34:06 2015 No.6969160 >>6969156 also if you look at some of his videos where he's cooking actual food, like chicken kiev, he actually does it well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:35:14 2015 No.6969164 >>6969151 >take this and do this like this and then this will go here and will be ready for this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:40:32 2015 No.6969174 >>6969151 >if you've ever wondered what you can do with the top of your butter dish... i've never wondered that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:40:35 2015 No.6969175 >>6969151 you don't know the half of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:56:59 2015 No.6969195 >>6969175 I couldn't get by the computer in the background that sounded like a dot-matrix printer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:57:25 2015 No.6969198 File: 36 KB, 597x446, ss+(2015-07-31+at+08.38.00).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969175

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 02:58:18 2015 No.6969201 >>6969198 jew-cake too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj89Ax60DEI

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:09:57 2015 No.6969219 >>6969201 >jew cake >no roll of quarters stacked inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:20:30 2015 No.6969238 >>6969160 only recipes Chef John had done before

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:21:43 2015 No.6969240 >>6969201 >Jew cake >Let's put jewelry on it kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:30:24 2015 No.6969251 >>6969151 what the fuck...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:37:25 2015 No.6969256 >>6969201 >>6969175 >>6969151 >>6969145 oh this is where I recognise her from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaXYaiyqGd0

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 03:42:55 2015 No.6969264 >>6969256 holy shit, that was like 8-10 oz easily lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:00:05 2015 No.6969295 >>6968872 ...I am fucking appalled

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:44:02 2015 No.6969349 >>6969256 Damn, she's got issues

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:02:59 2015 No.6969373 >>6968662 http://steamykitchen.com/163-how-to-turn-cheap-choice-steaks-into-gucci-prime-steaks.html I read this a few months ago, does he do something similar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:10:17 2015 No.6969384 >>6968811 >WASHES JUICES OUT OF STEAK >SUPPOSEDLY MAKES IT JUICIER >HOLY FUCK HOW STUPID ARE YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:30:37 2015 No.6969398 >>6969151 Alright now you're just being meming faggots. It's a silly ice cream dish. Big fucking deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:39:23 2015 No.6969401 >>6969398 a-are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:46:52 2015 No.6969410 >>6968872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyxtyCaEVqk here is something to serve along side your salad night, co/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:54:24 2015 No.6969420 >>6968872 We're gonna do it the guy way ;^) we all know what the guy way is ;^) ;^) ;^) >I could mix it with this spoon but.... >guy way

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:57:05 2015 No.6969423 >>6969384 part-curing or brining causes some moisture loss but also helps meat retain juices during cooking. stop acting like you know everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:59:47 2015 No.6969426 >>6969420 at least he didnt use his hands this time. he never removes his ring, everytime I see him mix shit with his hands I gag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:04:27 2015 No.6969434 >>6969410 what the fuck is up with this guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:04:31 2015 No.6969435 You know guys, you could just .. like ignore him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:05:36 2015 No.6969437 >>6969435 that would be boring, m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:06:25 2015 No.6969439 jack threads: where people who don't know how to cook band together to jeer at a man who doesn't know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:09:13 2015 No.6969442 File: 284 KB, 400x225, 1444530141352.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969439 >/ck/: where people who don't know how to cook band together to jeer at anons who don't know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:10:16 2015 No.6969445 >>6969420 Fucking hell yeah, that bothered me a lot too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:10:52 2015 No.6969447 >>6969442 /ck/: where an individual post rejecting the general sentiment of a thread can be considered 'banding together'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:12:32 2015 No.6969451 >>6969447 >4chan: where faggots come to roost Get off your high-horse you retarded pretentious fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:14:24 2015 No.6969455 >>6969451 pot kettle black

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:23:19 2015 No.6969463 >>6969384 implying I implied it worked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:30:59 2015 No.6969466 >>6969410 holy shit that asparagus thing triggers me so much this is why so much food goes to waste nothing wrong with those bits he throws away, at the very least they'll make a nice soup

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:40:40 2015 No.6969472 >>6969451 Calm down little buddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:56:53 2015 No.6969496 >>6968872 What kind idiot is bad enough at dicing that they have to use a slap-chop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:02:19 2015 No.6969503 >>6969410 What a fucking dummy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:03:00 2015 No.6969505 >>6969496 Go look at his French onion soup video. There's your answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:04:04 2015 No.6969507 >>6969466 Check the comments for his explanation of why he doesn't buy fresh herbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:16:53 2015 No.6969524 What's the point of buying a cheap steak if you use that much expensive salt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:28:01 2015 No.6969542 >>6968872 this honestly made me want to puke I don't think any of those constitute salad, they're oil and mayo with garnishes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:12:27 2015 No.6969714 File: 12 KB, 851x82, a true inspirtation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969410

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:31:44 2015 No.6969735 >>6969423 >part-curing or brining causes some moisture loss but also helps meat retain juices during cooking. in weird dreams of yours maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 09:32:52 2015 No.6969739 >>6969735 this is the average intelligence of someone who regularly contributes to jack threads, everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:05:06 2015 No.6970001 File: 185 KB, 468x500, 1444495058970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969093 >makes joke burger >still looks better than when jack actually tries

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:21:02 2015 No.6970027 File: 59 KB, 804x455, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God dammit, Jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:22:03 2015 No.6970030 File: 220 KB, 1200x1012, jakatak69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969008 jack is pepe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:25:16 2015 No.6970041 File: 217 KB, 800x800, 1439226530535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkfMDHaIRGs His son clearly hates him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 12:25:40 2015 No.6970042 >>6969507 gives the impression he only cooks when he's set up the camera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:04:31 2015 No.6970145 File: 74 KB, 460x243, 1403030279963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970027 no, this is correct. trust me, i'm a scientist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:22:10 2015 No.6970187 >>6969714 Oh god he is training a generation of Sandra Lees more so than Sandra Lee did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:34:05 2015 No.6970208 >>6968662 DID HE FUCKING RINSE THE STEAK UNDER A TAP? JUST

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:38:03 2015 No.6970215 >>6969093 >hating on fairy bread

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:41:02 2015 No.6970226
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The King actually watches Pepin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNNUxszJBdM

Yet he still doesn't know how to chop food efficiently, cook meats thoroughly, season effectively, etc. I think he just listens for the noise and ignores what Pepin is actually communicating. That or Ja/ck/ is just too stupid to understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 13:57:31 2015 No.6970263 >>6968872 >baked beans and mayo 'salad' i feel sick

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:03:32 2015 No.6970275 File: 152 KB, 1362x857, carrots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzcHUQko46E He didnt fuckup??? >>6970187 its too late fam

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:14:41 2015 No.6970308 >>6970208 So?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:21:07 2015 No.6970322 >>6968662 pretty sure the idea is that the salt partially cooks the meat that way you will lose some moisture but it is just supposed to make it more tender

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 14:21:28 2015 No.6970323 File: 7 KB, 165x248, kingjack_boulder_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many of you lads are mirin' the King's calves like me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:44:48 2015 No.6970560 >>6969410 >Wastes at least an inch of asparagus per stalk >can't eat a vegetable without it covered in oil, salt and artificial seasoning >diabetic and making no effort to change his lifestyle Long may you reign King Cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:44:51 2015 No.6970561 >>6970275 the dual knife action returns tbh i'm surprised he managed to add too much topping despite everything being prepackaged. all he had to do was put everything together and he still messes that up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:17:17 2015 No.6970686 File: 12 KB, 697x59, malaidsia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why must fatties lie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:23:13 2015 No.6970702 >>6970686 >I usually skip breakfast I eat an entire sheetpan of cookies for lunch, but that doesn't count right, girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:24:39 2015 No.6970705 >>6969093 lmao good video t. australian

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:25:58 2015 No.6970709 >>6970702 wtf even is a health bar

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:31:13 2015 No.6970720

>>6969507
Here's another Jack gem from the comment section:

@Transformersdotcom yes. My house was built in the 1960's. Back then women just cooked and cleaned. They put the machines in the kitchen so the woman would never have to leave the kitchen. Seriously. Kinda stupid, but that was 50 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:33:04 2015 No.6970723 >>6970720 Hahahha holy fuck this guy is legit a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:38:21 2015 No.6970735 >>6970709 It's essentially a candy bar wrapped and marketed as being ''healthy'' because it contains grains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:39:08 2015 No.6970738 File: 51 KB, 519x353, b2193e96df6819f4d0955f2f28c01931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970709 It's the green thing above the characters' heads'

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:45:40 2015 No.6970750 >>6970686 I think he misspelled "Heath"

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:49:33 2015 No.6970767

>>6970750

i think so too. in his thanksgiving video he goes to a hotel without a reservation and whines about having to wait 3 hours for a table. he mentions that he "had to force down a health bar" while in line

it's sad that i know so much about his videos

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:57:33 2015 No.6970795 >>6970767 I truly believe that by the end of the year we will witness Ja/ck/ yell at some poor host or server "don't you know who I am?!" during a Jack on the Go video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:02:36 2015 No.6970812 >>6969201 >dem /pol/ comments

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:08:08 2015 No.6970828 >>6970795 I'm pretty sure he already shamelessly promotes his Youtube channel every time he goes out, just off camera. His appearance on Texas Investor's Club was a good indication of how he really acts in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:12:51 2015 No.6970840 >>6970828 I still can't believe he went around signing his shit sauces while the texas investors did all his grilling and he had the nerve to cry

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:14:53 2015 No.6970850 >>6970041 >Red ice cream >Red liquid >its so gross xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:17:26 2015 No.6970855 >>6970738 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 17:51:02 2015 No.6970974 >>6970275 >food bloggers never tell you to not overfill the cookies What the hell, why would someone need to tell you that? He is the reason we have instructions on stoves that say "Do not touch hot surfaces." Idiot

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:05:16 2015 No.6971031
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>>6970974
this is a guy who started a grease fire with a grilling product that specifically states, in bold, that if you don't clean out your grill you will start a grease fire

he has stated multiple times that he never reads instructions to things

he has a debate video with his brother where he shamelessly declares reading stupid and unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:16:50 2015 No.6971071 File: 132 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971031 His phone sitting in the tray that just had raw meat in it gets me every time. Ja/ck/ is so fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:28:44 2015 No.6971103 File: 16 KB, 300x225, m0moqv-b78926438z.120120309092821000g1415vtk1.2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The tub of shit talks about his humble beginnings http://m.ocregister.com/articles/scalfani-343887-says-food.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:41:26 2015 No.6971161 >>6970795 jack historian here one episode he started off by asking his son, "do you think they know who we are?" and kept going on about it. this was one of the first jack on the go episodes after he moved to TN

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:45:17 2015 No.6971172 >>6971161 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_MLTYQn7Hs here it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:55:18 2015 No.6971198 >>6968872 >skipping video >"so he marinating tomato in oil+water, never done this, whats next?" >that`s all

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:58:56 2015 No.6971208 File: 5 KB, 243x207, rick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970027 YOU FUCKED UP!

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 18:59:53 2015 No.6971211
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>>6971103
>Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn't use more fresh produce.

>"Fresh? Really? That's a half-hour more I could be playing video games."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:01:01 2015 No.6971214 File: 1011 KB, 1366x768, cucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971031 >>6970275 >>6970027 >>6968662

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:03:25 2015 No.6971220 He's a moron but there's something really comfy about watching his show. Really wouldn't mind Jack cooking me some shit food with an entire jar of mayonnaise and his gross sauce before tucking me into bed and reading me a bedtime story tbh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:03:27 2015 No.6971221 >>6969151 what a fucking weird potatoes grows in her country?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:07:39 2015 No.6971234
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I still wanna know why his older videos the meats come out okay and seem to be decently cooked through but now he's putting out some questionable shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:08:53 2015 No.6971236 File: 187 KB, 1000x552, parteh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971220 And feeling his fat warm gut on my penis? Noo thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:14:03 2015 No.6971249 >>6971172 ''This is the first time I've ever seen baklava... Is your owner... German?''

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:16:38 2015 No.6971258 >>6971234 Which video is that?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:17:16 2015 No.6971262

>>6971172
This was before he stopped respecting the privacy and dignity of employees and refrained from shoving his camera in their faces.

But him convinced that all the employees know who he is and trying to act low key like a celebrity out on a rare public appearance is beyond hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:18:19 2015 No.6971266 >>6971211 Very nice unusual Jack you have there, my friend.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:19:39 2015 No.6971274
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>>6971258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WQmw_-YC2s

also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbUM9oHBNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLx8c2quKtY
are pretty prime jack videos

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:30:23 2015 No.6971303 File: 1.28 MB, 1440x900, fister.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971236 Would you let Ja/ck/ lovingly spread your asscheeks and go to work on your BP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:32:38 2015 No.6971308 File: 46 KB, 405x388, 19457739924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971274 >healthy eating tips >perpetuating the evil carbs meme >burgers are okay without the bread >eggs better for weight loss than toast

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:37:46 2015 No.6971322 >>6971274 How quickly did he abandon this plan to lose 30 lbs? I have seen him repeatedly violate every single Health Tip he gives us

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:37:52 2015 No.6971323 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, Jackbison.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971249 >>6971274 He's a fuckin' clown. You want success in Americas? Just make it a big show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:37:56 2015 No.6971324 File: 832 KB, 896x588, 1444434737538[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971308

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:40:41 2015 No.6971330 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, jackpork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971324

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:43:18 2015 No.6971337 >>6971308 i love that cate

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:43:43 2015 No.6971340 File: 96 KB, 800x800, Ywn4KnW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971337 Me too anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:46:41 2015 No.6971345 File: 57 KB, 960x736, painchien.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971308 The fuckin whole world feeds on carbs. Bread, pasta, rice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:48:46 2015 No.6971351 File: 673 KB, 350x314, catbaumgartner.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971340 >>6971337 >>6971308 Fuckin cats. I hate them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:02:38 2015 No.6971369 >>6969093 Never seen him, I like him, sue me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:33:38 2015 No.6971445 >>6971323 >that piece of raw meat that gets squeezed out as he's cutting it holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:38:31 2015 No.6971455 someone post the collage of all his failures

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Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:41:19 2015 No.6971464
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>>6971322
well here's a video uploaded at the end of the year where he "committed" to being 30lbs less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNWspdQq4s

so then I checked his twitter for August 2010 for those "daily weight tweets" and got 3. Granted I only checked for the month of August but I doubt he picked it back up... I mean c'mon.

Nigga barely lasted a week

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:43:40 2015 No.6971468 Jack reminds me of a former co-worker. He was fired for trying to take upskirt shorts of women at work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:45:19 2015 No.6971475 >>6971468 He sounds based tbh fam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:45:19 2015 No.6971476 File: 1.19 MB, 2204x1840, 1444140275690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971455

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:49:43 2015 No.6971492 File: 5 KB, 250x248, 1425012765061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968662 All his moving with his hands is starting to trigger me I hate this man so much now that everything he does makes me angry

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:50:37 2015 No.6971496 >>6971476 >that bottom right Classic. Twice as funny if you're a britbong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:53:01 2015 No.6971501 File: 70 KB, 452x342, 1443604855695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971496 that's probably the best instance of "beautiful" there is i mean fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:16:50 2015 No.6971565 File: 187 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971445 This recent video is my favorite gross out, skip to 7:20. It's beautiful. http://youtu.be/ItcgIIGeFnc

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:22:13 2015 No.6971581 >>6971323 J O O C Y O O C Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:31:05 2015 No.6971595 >>6971475 He was escorted off the grounds by security whil weeping like a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:33:20 2015 No.6971600 File: 3 KB, 196x171, 1339697442139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970041 >3:20 >it tastes like mom Jack what the fuck kind of horror show are you running with your family

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:34:21 2015 No.6971604 >>6970041 >it tastes like mom lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:36:20 2015 No.6971609 >>6971565 How is he not dead yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 21:47:37 2015 No.6971632 >>6971600 >>6971604 He clearly says that it tastes like vomit, not mom. I'm pretty sure most of Ja/ck/s recipes induce vomiting so that's pretty accurate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:02:57 2015 No.6971674 >>6971476 wonderful m8! thanks not op tough

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:04:00 2015 No.6971679 File: 102 KB, 500x752, burger_disguised_as_a_black_guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971456 WHY? WHY??? Why does he do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:07:08 2015 No.6971690 File: 6 KB, 225x225, CochonPig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971565 Fuck I didnt save the .webm of the shredded pork! Maybe someone can pitch it in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:07:55 2015 No.6971693 >>6971324 this arouses me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:09:00 2015 No.6971700 File: 67 KB, 558x583, CHECK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971693 italian mommas know how to please their man

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:04:19 2015 No.6971849

>>6968872
Are you fucking kidding me? Who develops a palate for this kind of food? It isn't like he makes bad "taste choices", it's that the palate that this food satisfies is appalling.

Is this the result of growing up eating those terrible 50's foodgore recipes? I am confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:09:08 2015 No.6971854 >>6969256 My kinda woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:16:57 2015 No.6971873 File: 62 KB, 500x281, tumblr_inline_niri9oqV1Q1qch5x9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6968872 >That fucking bean "salad" I died

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:24:42 2015 No.6971891 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, dualknife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:24:49 2015 No.6971892 File: 947 KB, 164x188, tumblr_inline_mx77kzCOtc1s3xaj1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6969410 >trying to stomach these veggies >puts so much oil and spices on them, they might as well not be vegetables anymore This fucking guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 03:31:18 2015 No.6972418 >>6970041 >lime juice out of a bottle I hate him too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:06:26 2015 No.6972985 jack is board king

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:40:42 2015 No.6973069 File: 76 KB, 560x316, tard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jack without beard speculation

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:47:04 2015 No.6973082 >>6973069 You shopped out a chin or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:48:20 2015 No.6973085 File: 120 KB, 1401x956, _20150926_170112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971496 omg I never knew I needed this

>>	Taking Webm Requests Wed Oct 14 11:49:14 2015 No.6973088 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, JackBrownie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm bored, so if you give me a video and rough timestamps, I'll make webms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:49:37 2015 No.6973090 >>6971476 >>6971496 Wait, those are supposed to be Yorkshire puddings? Oh for fucks sake Jack.

>>	Taking Webm Requests Wed Oct 14 11:50:32 2015 No.6973093 File: 2.79 MB, 640x282, JackEyes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6973088 They don't all have to be as horrifying as these ones though

>>	Taking Webm Requests Wed Oct 14 11:51:49 2015 No.6973096 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, JacksBedroomEyes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6973093 Or as sensual

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:53:37 2015 No.6973099 >>6973088 A couple of days ago I was watching Jack videos and thought damn I wish that webm guy was around now I don't remember which video/scene it was

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:54:08 2015 No.6973101 >>6971496 >>6973090 So bad he had to apologise and have a do-over: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZaXDymBqI

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 11:54:31 2015 No.6973102 File: 21 KB, 609x284, simplejack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6973096 just simply retarded

>>	Taking Webm Requests Wed Oct 14 11:58:59 2015 No.6973112 >>6973099 Well, I'll keep this thread open in the background until it dies, so if you remember, let me know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:06:12 2015 No.6973127 File: 909 KB, 2564x1438, yokshieet putting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6973101

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:08:24 2015 No.6973133

>>6971496
>>6973090
tbf getting a nice rise on a yorkshire is pretty easy to fuck up, the first time I made them they were nearly as bad as his

The infuriating thing is that his first attempt clearly did not resemble yorkshire pudding, but he still pretended they came out/tasted great and clearly did no research

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:10:13 2015 No.6973140

>>6973133
>The infuriating thing is that his first attempt clearly did not resemble yorkshire pudding, but he still pretended they came out/tasted great and clearly did no research

Yeah that's the bit that gets me; he fucked up and then still posted it and claimed success. Like, it doesn't even look like a yorkshire; he even showed a fucking picture of what it was supposed to look like. God damn.

>>	Taking Webm Requests Wed Oct 14 12:14:21 2015 No.6973147 >>6973133 I think the infuriating thing is how he pronounces Yorkshire, but my whole family is from Yorkshire, so maybe it's just me who's popping blood vessels over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 12:22:19 2015 No.6973165 >>6973112 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4 can't get the video to load for me so idk if you can but the part where he turns on the blender and the coffee spurts out everywhere

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