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NYfag here, it's story tiem.

>driving from NY to Wilmington NC for beach fun
>dunkin donuts slowly turn to cinnabons, kfc's turn to bojangles and Popeyes
>eat random pre-packed shit wife puts in cooler on the floor of the backseat
>finally get to Wilmington, cross snows cut bridge and onto the island...then we see it
>the glowing light of goodness that says "hot and fresh, donuts etc etc etc" so we must stop, krispy Kreme doesn't exist where we live
>go inside, cashier is typical southern ameriblob, 300lbs+, missing adult teeth, terrible
>"oh yer plates new yoorke, what's it laik up thurr"?
>Uhhhh like any other place I suppose
>'I loved the sopranos, is new york really like that?"
>Uhhhh the sopranos took place in new jersey
>she just stares, and stares and stares
>pay for donuts, leave without saying another word to one another.

Other stories like this?

>> No.7003572

>>7003564
NYfag here. All those places are here. Except Bojangles. Where you from fanook?

>> No.7003576 [DELETED] 

>>7003564
they should wall of NY and fly over 9000 more planes into it.

>> No.7003579

>>7003572

No where near a place those franchises exist. 50 miles north of Manhattan.

>> No.7003580

>>7003564
This would be more convincing if you were somewhere up in the mountains, not in fucking Wilmington

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>>7003576

Well articulated friend.

>> No.7003588

>>7003564
It just sounds like you're an asshole, OP.

It's ok, Northerners don't know shit about manners or being pleasant;

>> No.7003593

>>7003580

Kure Beach, Wilmington...same thing.

>> No.7003594 [DELETED] 

>>7003588
this
I've been known to spit in the fucking NY tourist's food

>> No.7003595

>>7003593
Okay, but that's still not up in the mountains. I remain unconvinced of your lies.

>> No.7003598

>>7003594

Good manners, thanks for being pleasant.

>> No.7003599

>live in based new england
>new yorkers used to being elitist pricks everywhere shut the fuck up and tell us how nice it is here
>we just laugh and tell them about heroin
>they leave in silence
every time op

>> No.7003600

>>7003595

Have you been to Carolina Beach or Kure Beach with that college isn't in session? That's the only time I go. Only the locals are left...it's not pleasant.

>> No.7003611

>>7003600
I used to live in North Carolina, fuckface. Some of the nicest people you'll ever meet, as long as you're not a snobby elitist douchebag.

>> No.7003623

>>7003599

Dutch here, only been to the North (New York/Philadelphia. Kinda all the same). Thinking of moving there for studying.

Is it really that different in the south, and are New Yorkers/Philadelphians really such assholes?

Because over there I got warned to never cross into Georgia or go further.

>> No.7003624

>>7003611

>nicest

Define that with your lottery funded education please.

>> No.7003628

>>7003624
They're not condescending or rude, and they treat people with respect as long as that same respect in shown in return. Basically, the opposite of a New Yorker.

>> No.7003630 [DELETED] 

>>7003624
Says the public educated new yorker?

>> No.7003631

>>7003623

>are we assholes

No, we are direct and move at a fast pace, which scares people coming from humble backgrounds... like southerners.

Visit the beaches, they are you playground while living in the north. Without our tourism half of those places wouldn't even exist.

"Manners" right... right... highest concentrations of incarceration, domestic violence and most of the brown people are down there.

Keep your tea time gents. Keep it.

>> No.7003632

>>7003623
cold weather breeds cold people.

>> No.7003633

>>7003628

You don't know New Yorkers, I on the other hand own a house in Carolina Beach... so I've gotten to know my neighbors off Snapper Lane. Good salt of the Earth people, Blue collar, menial jobs and poor education. Ignorance is painfully obvious there, it's like it's your lifestyle or something.

>>7003630

I went to the Phelps Academy in Pennsylvania, but... New York always scores the highest in aptitude testing, even with those "public schools" which you also have, but we pay taxes for while you depend on gambling addicts to fuel.

Stay classy.

>> No.7003634

>>7003623
They tend to be extremely condescending and pious, and are oblivious to any of their own flaws.
see:
>>7003631

>> No.7003635
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>>7003632

It snows in Wilmington North Carolina... every year. Try again.

>> No.7003636

>>7003633
You sound like an elitist douchebag, and a tool of the Jews.

>> No.7003637 [DELETED] 

>>7003633
>New York always scores the highest in aptitude testing
With your populations of minorities I find this claim dubious at best.
Keep up the act and I'll keep spitting in your food.

>> No.7003638
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>>7003636

>the Jews

Back2Pol friend-o

At the very least, I can say that absolutely no one where I live, believes what is in my picture to be true. Where you live on the other hand, the majority of people believe this is a historical fact.

>> No.7003639

>>7003635
omg tell me more about your inch and a half of sleet

>> No.7003640

>>7003638
>he supports kikes
I bet you think capitalism is a good system, too. I can't wait until the revolution comes and we kill you, your kike masters, and everyone like you.

>> No.7003641 [DELETED] 

>>7003638
That there were no dinosaurs? I knew NYers were ignorant and full of themselves but to this extent?

>> No.7003642

>>7003637

Idk man... looks like the north scores significantly higher even in elementary testing.

https://www.act.org/newsroom/data/2015/states.html

>> No.7003647

>>7003642
well, I got a 35 on the ACT and I went to a midwestern public school. it means nothing.

>> No.7003649

>>7003640

back2yourcontainmentboard

>> No.7003650

>>7003649
back2israel

>> No.7003654

>>7003647

The average person, isn't you.

Unless you took the test for hundreds of thousands of different children, then I would understand the meaning of posting this reply.

You're also not southern, so... idk how good your educational system could possibly be if this is how you react emotionally to something not directed at you.

>> No.7003656

>>7003650

Israel doesn't let Goyim live there unless they're walled off in their own concentration camps, like the sudanese... so, there's all of that.

Did you Father teach you to hate people better than you, or is it just jealousy that my electric bill costs more than you make per month in a vacant house... just sitting there in wilmington?

>> No.7003658

>>7003654
I'm saying the ACT literally means nothing as a test. It's a joke, and measure nothings but how good someone is at taking that particular test.

>> No.7003660

>>7003658

Neither does the SAT but that's all Universities look at to judge what kind of student you're going to be while matriculating at their learning institution.

>> No.7003661

>>7003656
I live in a $1200 / month apartment in downtown Denver, and I came from a family of doctors. You don't know shit about me, you faggy Northeastern elitist twat.

>> No.7003662

>>7003579
Orange? Putnam? Def. not Rockland. Rockland has that giant fucking mall with all those eateries in it. Popeyes, Cinnabun. Krispy Kreme is prolly around there too. What's the name of the closest pizza joint to your house. I'm going there now to put you in oyur place.
>>7003588
This. We are all assholes here. But this guy while being full of shit is also arrogant. and probably fat as fuck.
Im here and calling this faggot out,

>> No.7003665

>>7003660
It's almost like the whole college system in America is a load of horseshit.

>> No.7003667

>>7003661
tbh 1200 a month in NY you would be lucky to get a room with shared bathroom. So Denver here I come

>> No.7003668 [DELETED] 

ITT: New Yorker provides further proof that New Yorkers are literally cancer.
Well played, juden.

>> No.7003675

>>7003564
>Drove from Wisconsin to Georgia
>Twice was asked what Canada is like
>let them know I'm from Wisconsin
>they say "I know that's in Canada right?"
>tell them no it's in the U.S.
>"well you sound Canadian so you are"

Umm ok..

>> No.7003676

>>7003667
It's almost like it costs vastly more to live in New York than anywhere else. For most of the country, $1200 a month for a studio apartment is a lot.

>> No.7003677

>tfw would go to DC with my family every few years
>first Waffle House exit in like Maryland we would go
NY here, pls let us have a Waffle House.

>> No.7003678

>>7003662

>yer a liar
>yer fat

Right... right. Orange, Putnam and Rockland are too poor to raise a family in.

>> No.7003679

>>7003675
Illinois here, you fuckers do sound Canadian, and deserve to be mocked for it. Talk normal, faggots. You're even worse than that awful nasal Chicago accent, which is hard to do.

>> No.7003682

>>7003661

>Colorado

I don't need to know any more than that Mountain beaner.

>> No.7003686

>>7003677

Once upon a time they did exist in NY, no one wanted them, didn't like them, so either franchises closed, or corporate closed the sites themselves.

The same way dunkin donuts and dean/deluca don't work down south (outside of major ciities).

>> No.7003687

>>7003682
I already said that I'm originally from Illinois. Learn to follow a conversation, dingus.

>> No.7003689

>>7003678
>dat dodging

>> No.7003691 [DELETED] 

>>7003665

das ryte demcuck, better nat go tu skool

trades will save u

>> No.7003694

>>7003686
>there was one
Fuck. Maybe one day we just got a chik-fil-a

>> No.7003696

>>7003687

>from
>but living in

We need to stop conversing.

>>7003689

Yes yes you're a big scary man.

>> No.7003698

>>7003691
I'm the one who has been insulting kikes and kike lovers this whole thread.

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>>7003694

On the campus of Columbia University, yes... have fun driving past all the world famous chicken places in wash heights just to get a southern fried shit sandwich.

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>>7003696
I found a picture of you on Google.

>> No.7003704

>>7003698

I don't care about Jews or what they do, doesn't affect me in the slightest. Probably doesn't affect you either. They don't live where I live. Not many anyway.

>> No.7003705

this thread sucks. NY sucks, down south niggas are lame af, flyover is jokes, and cali is fag. shut up about it

>> No.7003707

>>7003701
On that topic I went to Sylvia's a long time ago, don't remember it too well but mom did pick up the book. I should go back there.

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>>7003702

My OP was true though, I'm not trolling.

>> No.7003712

>>7003704
>the people who run the country/world don't affect you in the slightest
kek, keep your head in the sand.

>> No.7003714

>>7003705

You're white, stop typing/talking/thinking/speaking like a degenerate prisoner.

>>7003707

Yea, "spoonbread too" is pretty great as well.

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>>7003710
No it wasn't, and yes you are.

found another pic of you

>> No.7003719

>>7003714
can it nigger

>> No.7003720

>>7003712

>muh tinfoil hat conspiracies

Right... right... this is the product of inbreeding and lottery funded education, idk why I'm even responding anymore.

Even if you don't like them, and there is some gigantic conspiracy going on, why not just learn to play the game so you can have nice things instead of living in ignorant squalor while everyone around you thinks you're absolutely batshit?

I think it's better for you to play the game.

>> No.7003726

>>7003715

Happened at the KK right next to Food Lion, directly over snowscut bridge. You can keep carrying on stamping your feet wishing it wasn't true, that's fine by me.

>> No.7003729

>>7003720
I'm not from North Carolina, and I don't live there anymore. Learn to follow a conversation, mongo.
>>7003726
No it didn't.

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>>7003719

You're never going to be black, no matter how hard you try. Stop it... right this minute.

>> No.7003731

>>7003564

God, you left your shitty New York and told a dumb, boring story.

Just stay in New York, and stop posting uninteresting stories.

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>>7003720
also
>being a kike apologist
for shame

>> No.7003736

>>7003729

I am following the conversation, where I say things, you say it didn't happen bc you're mad about yankees not liking sweet tea and hillbillies comprising the vast majority of the population where you come from.

It's okay... it's okay... everything will be okay.

>> No.7003741

>>7003735

Why can't you learn to assimilate into the normal fold of society?

You are the reason migrants are flooding into Europe right now, not me. Your ignorance and fantasy inspires horrible people to do horrible things.

You should reevaluate you life.

>> No.7003743 [DELETED] 

>>7003736
Not from the south but I'd prefer sweet tea and hillbillies to loudmouthed boors from new york.

>> No.7003745

>>7003736
I said I used to live in North Carolina, which for some reason you took to mean that I was educated there. I went on to explain that I grew up in Illinois and got a 35 on my ACT. I now live in Denver, which somehow makes me a beaner.

>> No.7003747

>>7003633

Lmao. No new yorkers move to southern Florida once even they can't stand that shithole anymore. The Cubans and Hatians are better to deal with than fucking new yorkers, truly the scum of the US.

>> No.7003754

>>7003747
Yeah. We leave once we can afford to.
>dealing with Hatians
they fucking suck.

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>>7003754
Tell us more about how much money you have, Shlomo

>> No.7003762 [DELETED] 

>>7003747
>truly the scum of the US
Not true. Californians and new yorkers are equally scummy.

>> No.7003768

>>7003761
>implying they don't control you too
kek kek aaannnd kek

>> No.7003777

>>7003768
>implying I submit to kike control
not all of us like to take circumcised dick up the ass

>> No.7003788

>>7003777

Trips confirm. New Yorkers prefer uncircumcised dicks up their ass instead.

>> No.7003797

>>7003788
I don't think you have very good reading comprehension. I was implying that New Yorkers are kike lovers and take their mutilated cut cocks up their asses every day, while other parts of the country aren't so keen on kike cock.

>> No.7003834

>>7003797
at least we getting cock virgin!!!

>> No.7003837

>>7003834
kek

>> No.7003874

>>7003743

uh huh

>>7003745

>i-i lived s-s-s-omewhere once for a week a-as a z-zygote anon

Cool story.

>>7003745

Colorado is part of Mexico imo. It's just a snow dusted version of the south west. Nothing of importance there. You have recreational marijuana, that's about all your state can boast about, I don't do drugs.

>>7003747

Snowbirds, yea... my parents have a place in west palm gated away from all the disgusting brown people, nice place to get away from the blizzards. Half the year there, half the year in NY. Success is a beautiful thing.

>>7003761

>muh /pol/ meme

Very related to the topic of poor food service, glad to see you can spin off your lunacy from any platform.

>> No.7003878

>>7003797

>aren't keen on circumcision

It was a medical mandate throughout the 80's and early 90's, even covered by insurances... must be nice to be a teenager.

I miss those days sometimes.

>> No.7003881

>>7003874
shut up kike

>> No.7003885

>>7003878
my words were "aren't keen on kike cock"

which only New York is

kike

>> No.7004009

>>7003881
>>7003885

Very original, honestly I think you need someone to blame, making the rationalizations about why you're a failure easily swallowed.

>its not my fault I failed out of college and live in a flyover state in my mom's basement
>the Jews did this to me all the way from New York
>lolgottem swag meme with my HD full of porn, music and movies produced by jews

TOPMOTHERFUCKINGKEK pathetic.

>> No.7004016

>>7004009
what kind of retard saves porn? what is this, 2003?

>> No.7004021

>>7004009

>failure easily swallowed

If only your mother had easily swallowed you wouldn't exist to be such a failure.

>> No.7004024

BUT HOW WERE THE DONUTS

>> No.7004043

>>7004021

>yer mom meme

Confirmed for teenaged swaggot living in a flyover.

Have a wonderful day.

:^)

>> No.7004045

>>7004024

Great. Krispy Kreme is always good. Brit's donuts are the best in that area though. Hands down one of the best I've had in my entire life.

>> No.7004054

>>7004043

>underaged flyover meme

See how easily that's done?

You reek of Reddit.

>> No.7004055

>>7003564
>implying Wilmington isn't full of transplants and anyone there would be impressed to see yet another fuckboy from NY

Nice fake story.

>> No.7004062

>>7004054

Reddit is vastly superior to 4chan, just look at the moderation. Cannot recall the last time I actually logged in to Reddit though. Usually just look over the front page to keep up on current affairs.

>> No.7004063

>>7003635
No it doesn't. It might snow once every three years or so, and it's under an inch.

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>>7004055

That teenmom skank is from there, evidence enough that hillbillies populate the area.

>> No.7004071

>>7003665
>It's almost like the whole college system in America is a load of horseshit.

Yeah, the best college system in the world is a load of horseshit.

>> No.7004074

>>7004063

>it doesn't snow
>it does snow

which one?

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>>7003564

>donut thread still on page 1
>1 actual response about bad customer service

>> No.7004081 [DELETED] 

>>7004071
It's been horseshit ever since they started coddling women and minorities to make quotas. This is common knowledge, m8.

>> No.7004084

>>7004068
There's white trash, absolutely, but, fuck's sake it's a vacation and college town. It's not like fucking Doc Hollywood.

>> No.7004085

>>7004081

>i couldn't get into college on my own merits
>the jews did it

Right... right.

>> No.7004092

>>7004074
>It doesn't snow every year

Learn to read.

>> No.7004095

>>7004084

Exactly my point, and when the college kids and tourists are gone... then who's left? Hmm... yes, it would be the hillbillies and their offspring that moved there in the 70's as a cheaper option to Myrtle Beach.

"Dirtbag tobacco farmers beach" is what the people working in the cotton exchange said about both Carolina and Kure beaches.

Populated, and run by dimwits.

>> No.7004100

>>7004092

http://www.weather.gov/ilm/ILMsnowfallDatabase

2 years in a row, already seeing record low temps for this season as we speak. We'll see.

>> No.7004112

>>7004062
as if we couldn't already tell this was bait

>> No.7004122

>>7004112

>implying it isn't and there is one thread shitted up by "the Jews" pushing their agenda....

https://www.reddit.com/r/cooking

Stay classless /ck/

>> No.7004149

>>7004122

>2002
>2003
>2008
>2010
>2010
>2011
>2011
>2014
>2015


Hey, look at that, I was right.

>> No.7004154

>>7004100

see:
>>7004149

>> No.7004155

>>7004149
See
>>7004100

2 years in a row, buddy.

:^)

We'll see.

>> No.7004168

>>7004155
>two years
>every year

Do you not know how basic language works?

>> No.7004174

>>7003623
America is a big place. The language may be the same but the local culture can change radically over a couple miles.

For example I'm from Kentucky. Where I currently live alcohol is banned from sale. A town not even 20 minutes away not only has a distillery but has happy hours 3 times a day.

>> No.7004263

>>7003576
"fly over" is the other side of the wall, m8

>> No.7004272

>>7004168

I know that it snows there, which you said it didn't. So...there's all of that.

>> No.7004280

>>7003598
rekt

>> No.7004293

>be a happy and fat little mexican kid
>go to whataburger every weekend
>the franchise goes away
>now have to travel 4 hours to the glorious USA for a triple whataburger with cheese

life is suffering

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>>7003762

mf as a californian living in new york now

>> No.7004348

Most of the white people I've met in NY have been polite and friendly and the same as white people everywhere in the North East.

It's minority ethnic groups and older generation white folks that are usually the assholes. I say this as an Indian, and I include Indians among said minorities.Although I've met a lot of friendly mexicans in NY.

>> No.7004370

>>7003668
This, it takes a really shitty breed of people to make me forget how annoying Califags are.

>> No.7004389

/ck/-Southern Hate and Circumcision Debate

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>>7003564
There's a Krispy Kreme store in Penn Station

>> No.7004411

>>7004174
It dumbfounds me how blue laws are actually a thing. Where I live, all car dealerships have to close on Sunday.

>> No.7004415

>>7004411

Hoosier?

>> No.7004421

>>7004415
New Jersey

>> No.7004422

>>7003564
I literally came here for the first time after years looking for a legit donut recipe for a business I'm willing to start and this was the first thread in the first page.
What do anons suggest?

>> No.7004425

>>7003662
I'm at that giant fucking mall right now at the only good place to get a beer and am a SC fag. Op is right there is shit for good chains around the City, but that is because there are so many good local places.

I miss Bojangles but Popeye's sucks. I it Tim Horton's in Mystic every time we go to the Cape.