/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm a girl btw

>>7017524

hey

tequila

Tatertots first with timestamp.

hot chocolate bby trust me fam i gotchu back

>>7017523
NSAIDs and not eating.

Cranberry juice, salmon, bananas, pineapple, spinach, kale, dark chocolate

ingesting some cum and making a few sandwiches for the nearest male figure.

A woman? A woman on my Internets?

semen

>>7017556

Fuck off newbie. She's not attention whoring. But if this thread had been on /b/. . . .

>>7017523

Best food is no food at all. Vodka in liberal amounts. Food makes things worse because of the proximity to bowels.

My semen tbh bby ;)

>>7017523
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female cu/ck/, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

A fresh protein shot can do wonders ;)

>>7017577

>I'm a girl btw

Is /b/ tier commenting.

>>7017587

lol

>>7017553
This one OP. Apply heating pad as well.

>>7017523
alka seltzer + ton of water + ibuprofen

cramp bark drops or tea also does wonders but can be expensive

other than that there's no particular food besides avoiding caffeine and acidic food. Ginger ale and cranberry juice could also help but never made a difference for me.

>>7017554
Epic

>>7017554
Hello reddit

I'm pretty sure periods are a made up thing to ensure a healthy gay population.

Camomile is supposed to help, never tried it myself though.

Seriously, just take an advil/tylenol/whatever, do some exercise, or apply some heat.

>>7017577
He is, in fact, attention whoring. But he's not a woman, as a real woman would know that fucking nothing except hard drugs will help with menstrual cramps.

>>7017523
pls be in london

goshdarnit why

I didn't even make the first reply! they are an imposter!!

>>7017548
>>7017553
>>7017577
>>7017597
>>7017613
I think I'm just gonna heat up some water and follow the above advice for later in the week/next time. thanks you guys.

I am not going to eat semen!!!

>>7017523
semen

black cohosh tea. I use it whenever i have cramps and it makes them disappear better than any over the counter med.

Eat low sodium, high iron.

obligatory
>muh dik

>>7017601
>>7017607
shut up you dumb nigger

>>7017523
A Bloody Mary

>>7017648
>if I say nigger they'll think I'm one of them!

>>7017648
lol no

>>7017523
Anything with ginger in it should help.
Sip a good ginger ale, knaw on some ginger root, there's ginger gum too.

Warm liquids and painkillers.

Also, if they're really that bad, you have one of two issues:

You have some uterine disorder (endometriosis, cysts, ect)

You got some bigass clots stuck up past your cervix (why do you think contractions hurt?)

If it's not bad enough to call in sick every month, it's likely the latter. Believe it or not, sex is a great cure for that-- endorphins kill the immediate pain, and the sausage plunger should have unstuck the clogs.

>>7017619
Looking to pickup an islamic?

>>7017524
pls be my gf

pls respond

>>7017668

Rough sex is actually a very good menstrual cramp reducer, the sex hormones and physical stimulation produced really help shorten the menstrual period. Some women are cursed with 4 day periods, and really rough sex every night can reduce it to only a single night of discomfort.

>>7017524
ASL

Foods high in potassium are the best for relieving cramps. Take an Tums if you're bloated and sip ginger ale if your stomach is upset (both the ginger and the carbonation soothe things). Aleve is my painkiller of choice because it lasts the longest.

You could take a sip of this dick tbh

Please date me

>>7017523
You can not get cramps just because you identify as a grill, faggot.

God I hate how fucking misogynistic 4chan is, Jesus.

>>7017923
Back to >>>/tumblr/ with you missy

Bet your vag is all dry and sandy anyways

>>7017523
I usually go with nutella and coke

>>7017553
not OP but this sounds very sane
thank you

>>7017832
4 FUCKING DAYS?
I should be so lucky. My periods have always lasted at least 7 days, ever since I was a teenager. And heavy as fuck. Nothing is wrong, it's just how my body works.

>>7018037
Please be in London.

Period blood. Fuel your recovery with your own blood!

>>7017524

qt :3

>>7017524
I'll take care of you bbygurl

>>7018077
>that image

My favourites: spagetti bolognaise, lamb kebab with garlic sauce no cheese, chocolate everything, greasy shit, baked beans on brown bread toast.

>>7018077
Just neckbeard things lmao. Us reddit folk have to stick together.

>>7017923
there are plenty of leftard hugboxes for you to fuck off to
i recommend reddit

Personally, I like to eat hot soup, perhaps something spicy. Really I find that anything that warms me up a lot and gets me sweating makes me feel better. Green veggies too, because the added magnesium is good for cramps. Oh, and take chelated magnesium (400 mg) after lunch or dinner.

Pot helps too. A lot.

>>7018077
bring her as much junk food as she wanted and cuddle in the poop

that's nice, since it was the junk food that caused the anal leakage in the first place and it is not "normal"

Please refrain from mentioning your sex and/or gender while visiting /ck/. Although you may not be aware of this (although I think you are), many people posting on 4chan are not in an intimate relationship.

Therefore, referring to your femininity can be highly offensive to others, as they visit /ck/ to have fun and intellectual discourse, not to be reminded of their shortcomings (as perceived by society).

I hope you remember this in the future and refrain from using any key words that can be used as gender identifiers. It really is not that much to ask and will prevent threads from degenerating into flame/troll disasters.

Some of us also choose to be single and our virginity is not a badge of shame. The inherent superficial and highly opportunistic behavior of women is not attractive to every male, and therefore we do not have to be constantly reminded of your kind while on /ck/. It is not necessary and can be considered, "attention whoring" (a very just term).

Thank you very much,

- /ck/

>>7018120
Fuck you faggot, you don't speak for /ck, apparently you can barely speak for yourself. She asked a question about food and cooking and you took offence, are you some freaked out muslim?

>>7018129

eat shit fuckpaste

My period used to last 7 days and be really painful and heavy.
Sometimes pain can be made worse if you are constipated. Take a laxative if you really need to.
After getting on Jolessa I have spotting occasionally, but usually only have my period once every three months with minimal pain. It only lasts about 4 days too. Birth control does wonders. My last two birth control brands didn't do much for me though.

While drinking probably isnt the best idea in a lot of situations, it does dull the pain too. The best thing you can do for your body is focus on supplementing iron, potassium, and protein if possible.

>>7018129

The OP's posting:

>I'm a girl help
>eww you're all misogynists

So either there is a patriarchy at work keeping her down and FORCING her to fit into the "damsel in distress" role like her buddy Anita would say..orrrrr she brought it upon herself.

You pick one.

>mfw all the delicious butthurt ITT

>>7018139
Nobody's forcing anyone to do anything and it seemed like a simple question to me. You're the freak job if you think it otherwise.

One of these days maybe you folk will get girlfriends and deal with reality.

>>7018139
You can always blame the jews and space aliens.

>>7017523
Seasonique. The best way to get rid of pain is to get rid of the period.

> 4 periods a year versus 12 is amazing

Chocolate and heat wraps work for me.

>>7017523
Hysterectomy

>>7018077
Can I offer you an egg, in this trying time?

>>7018343

>>7018077
d-do chicks actually have red dreams?

>>7017523
sage and lavender tea are what I have when on my period, that or nutella salted with my tears

>>7017556
hi /r9k/

>>7018120
Found the asexual virgin SJW

Don't you have some sobby, self loathing, gender neutral subreddit to fuck off to?

>>7018442
>>7018129
Is pretending to be an annoying newfag cool again, or is this just regular shitposting?

>>7018446
>Says the new fag who typed out his broken feelings on a board that doesn't give a shit.

>>7018471
I actually can't tell if this is trolling or you're just that new

>>7018120
you are confusing /ck/ with wizchan fam

>>7018471
Wait til you see the one about gorilla warfare. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

>>7018489
Fucking newfag idiot doesn't know old as hell pasta. But what do you expect from a fam poster.

>>7018511
literally been here since 07 and never seen that pasta in my life tbh

>>7018513
If you were born in '07, you're not allowed to post here. Please go away.

>>7018513
by here i mean 4chan not /ck/

>>7018513
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love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>7018520
now thats a classic

>>7018524
Translation: I read it on Encyclopaedia Dramatica so I'm an oldfag since 2007

>>7018527
whatever you say famerino

A NICE PENIS IN THE CENTER OF YOUR BAJINGA

>>7017524
Pics?

>>7018166
"Seasonique"
That sounds like a serious nigger baby name. YO YO YO!

Y'all dumb as fuck. HEROIN OP. HEROIN AND WHISKEY.

>>7019719
Yeah, not too sure on why they named the birth control that. I guess because your periods are as numerous as the seasons.

>>7017523

Thyme tea. That's the absolute best thing.

I boil a pot of water with thyme, cinnamon, honey, and a bit of vanilla (), but that's just because I'm not big on the taste of straight thyme tea. Thyme is a natural muscle relaxant, and cinnamon speeds up your metabolism and increases absorption. Boil it all together, and make it as strong as you want (I usually reduce it by about 1/4).

Drink that, and you'll feel better almost immediately.

>>7017523

>make anything
>throw at boyfriend or husband
>start feeling better immediately

>>7018119
I'd say you are twelve and what is this but even twelve year old boys know what periods are.

>>7018155

What would you know about period cramps being a man?

>>7020610

12yo boys know what periods feel like?

Kenny, Kyle... is that you?

>>7017524

>>7017523

painkillers, for obvious reasons,
exercise, as it helps the uterine muscles,
masturbation, it helps the the vagina and cervix relax etc

Eat more red meat, as you are losing blood and actually can become anemic if you have very heavy periods and dont get enough protein during it.

>>7017523
>period

>>7017523
A good Hawaiian dicking

>>7020732
>protein
>periods
take iron supps or eat red meat for the iron
not the protein

>>7017523
A whole bowl of eggs, but you have to eat all of them

>>7017523
http://www.benditraw.com/blog/periodpainrawfood

Buy a bunch of bottles of Powerade. They're like 0.79 each at my grocery store. Sip on them all day. The potassium will help your cramps.

Also, eat a banana if you like them. But Powerade works for me. Powerade Zero works too, if you're concerned about calories. Usually I take an aspirin and then just drink powerade during the first two days of my period; after the first two days I don't need the aspirin anymore, just powerade works fine.

>>7017524
lol

>>7017553

Bananas are especially good for it.

>>7018120
lmaoooooooo at the neckbeard

it's pretty obvious they don't visit /ck/ cause women fuck men who can cook

>>7017553
Unrelated to thread but what Item is that? Or is that a bug?

>>7017523
chocolate

>>7018090
coalburner detected

Weed brownies or cakes made with an Indica strain helps

>>7022387
b8

>>7017523
yeahsuah

>>7018373
sometimes your period can start in while you're asleep but if she an adult she should know it's about that time and wear a pantyliner or something.

Should have used birth control.

>>7024544
Those were my Dads last words

>>7017523
Stretching I guess. And warm water. I dont know I'm a man.

>>7017523
pickles because they are fucking good

>>7017524
L O N D O N
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>>7018116
Agree on the soup. Chicken soup works best for me - calming, filling, and doesn't further aggravate my system.
As for the actual cycle, I try to consume extra iron - this definitely helps keep me happy and energetic.

And, if it's still a problem... painkillers. Sorry if that's not necessarily the answer you want, but it's definitely effective.

>>7017624
>I didn't even make the first reply! they are an imposter!!

Nobody, not even the assholes, thinks that was you. "I'm a grill btw" is a traditional le edgy sarcastic meme response to people who don't claim to be genderless robots.

>>7017832
What is this 4 day bullshit?! I average 11 days you fucker, I would kill for 4 days.

OP,
red wine, dark chocolate, salmon, kale, lots of water, and potassium supplements. Heat applied to both your stomach and back does wonders as well.

>>7017554
Lol wow asshole xD

>>7017832

What are you talking about? A 4 day period is really short.

these are stretches that help with the muscles around your core- which will help it ease off.

>>7026538
this is also a really quick fix for cramps.
you might also need to shit, OP.

>>7026538
>happy baby pose
smhtbhfamftwwtf

>>7018077
>Having to do all of that
>Multiple times a month
>Every month

But she shouldn't be expected to go down on you just because she's your girlfriend. Have some respect.

>>7017523
Masturbation/sex can actually help. The orgasmic contractions are like a massage for your uterus

Dark chocolate, wine, weed, heating pad, midol

Raspberry leaf tea, a bunch of my lady friends swear by it

>>7026542
Tried this on my gf and it made mustard gas, I ended up in the emergency room. Don't do this.

frequent masturbation and peppermint tea tbqh.

>heard that an IUD can help too but kinda chicken to try it out

>>7026543


t-that's what baby's look like when they are happy? they grab their feetsies and rock back and forth?
>how do you not know this

>>7018120
>i'm triggered by a person of the opposite sex
>respect muh triggers

>>7017832
Jesus christ I wish it lasted 4 days.
Me, and everyone I know usually has the or for a week at least.

>>7026543
i thought using rabbit illustrations rather than photos of actual people doing yoga would get yall to stop thinking about where to put your dicks

but i guess i just found the rabbit fucker

>>7017523
I try to stay away from greasy foods and anything carbonated.

I hope you're using a heating pad. They're great.

>>7018119
It was her period not her bowel.

>tfw trans and can't get periods
Why would you torture me so

>>7017523
dick

>>7029048
Of course you can't get periods, you're a male.

>>7029096
n-no bully

>>7029098
gas yourself degenerate

>>7017523

>>7029079
jokes aside, a good dicking can help ease pain

>>7017524
DUDE LONDON LMAO

This thread is prime example whats wrong with 4chin. Only sub boards that seem to accept females are porn and this amount of immature behavior is sad

>>7017523
Cockmeat sandwich

>>7029174
>>>/tumblr/

>>7030729
how edgy
back to s4s desu

>>7030746
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/out/

>>7029048
>tfw trans and dont want periods
trade me sister, i have anaemia

>>7017523

I've got a bowl of hardboiled eggs just waiting to be eaten.

Chad's cum

>>7017524
Warm water with sugar was what an Asian exgf of mine would drink...

male love juice

>>7017523
Get pregnant, no more periods

Simples

>>7031201
This desu.
The female body is actually designed to undergo parturition many times. There are tribes in Africa right now where women are in a perpetual state of pregnancy, lactational amenorrhea, and then pregnancy.

>>7031295
That sounds pretty awful.

>>7031299
Nah.
The women of these tribes take pride in their reproductive output.

>>7031322
Small wonder they're all poor.

>>7017574
underrated post

>>7017523
fight periods with periods.

hens periods.

eggs.

This has been a great thread. Gonna have to agree with the gargling my semen responses.

>>7017588
If you're implying semen, you should be aware there is very little protein content in the manly fluid.

>>7017587
Kek

>>7026725
>midol
>300% markup on caffeine, ibuprofen, and acetaminophen

coffee

>>7017523
Things that contain iron, calcium, and zinc. You're losing iron+calcium when you menstruate, and zinc has been proven to help with the severity of cramps. So green vegetables, lean meat and fish, and such. And drink lots of water.

>>7031718
This and all related responses are why girls don't say they're girls on 4chan. Congrats, human shitstains.

>>7017523
Cock in your mouth cumming.

>>7017523
Food is a weak cure, orgasm is best.

>/ck/
Periods and tumblrshit

>>7017524
My bbc up ur ass bae ;)

>>7033198
Lmao tumblrina slut trying to hide her cunthurt by disguising the term shitlords. Kill yourself tbqhwymf

>>7034841
women shouldn't be allowed to have orgasms. female circumcision should be a mandatory part of public hygiene. women enjoying sex just leads to women regretting sex which leads to unplanned pregnancies and false rape accusations.

>>7035183