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Post the worst looking meals you have ever seen!

>> No.7099612
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7099612

Steaks so overcooked they're falling apart.
Mushrooms just utter shit

>> No.7099632

>>7099571
Holy shit is her man in a Russian prison?

>> No.7099634
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The corn and macaroni look like she just microwaved leftover sides from Boston Market

>> No.7099976

>>7099571
Eggs and Corn is actually Protein Superfood.
> I know hot to keep my man (hot)
well played bitch, well played

>> No.7100069

>>7099634

Oh come on, this isn't even close to the two before it.

>mfw I have a Japanese fiancé who is an amazing cook and does the dishes even when I cook because I fucking hate doing it

jealous cu/ck/s?

>> No.7100099

>>7099632
I think she's being sarcastic

Least I hope so

>> No.7100110

>>7099634
i happen to like boston market

>> No.7100112

>>7100069
>baiting this hard
>bothering with an accented e

>> No.7100120

>>7100112
>>7100069

>not adding an "e" at fiancé
lol homo

>> No.7100123

>>7100112
>bothering with an accented e

It was autocorrected to é desu senpai

>> No.7100126

>>7100123
>bothering with an accented e

>> No.7100127

>>7100120

Fuck, I never realiesd there was a difference. I definitely meant fiancée so fuck you :^)

>> No.7100130

>not realizing obvious sarcasm

>> No.7100131

>>7100120
kek

>> No.7100136
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>> No.7100142
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>> No.7100162

>>7100136
pretty peas with cheese on top

>> No.7100289

>>7100136
No.
No no no.
I had to Adblock that one image in this one thread because last time I looked at it for more than 30 seconds I sicked up all over the fucking place.
That shit is beyond vile.

>> No.7100300
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>> No.7100303

>>7099571
At least she tried. Most women wouldn't have put forth 1/2 this whore did.

>> No.7100305

>>7100303
Effort

>> No.7100314

>>7099976
>corn
>protein superfood
yeah ok

>> No.7100333

>>7099976
>Eggs and Corn is actually Protein Superfood

*Citation needed

>> No.7100496

>>7100314
>>7100333
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_value
sad thing is: english wiki has no corn in the list. but german has: 72

>> No.7100604

>>7099571
Holy shit this image. Forty keks.

>> No.7101446

>>7100136
why? Who is seriously saying to themselves 'you know what would go great with these peas? A single slice of processed cheese!'

>> No.7101448

>>7099612
well the steak looks edible, a bit too dry for my taste but it will do. The mushrroms just look sad, and I actually laughed at the little leaves she put on top of the shredded american cheese

>> No.7101489
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7101489

Then I saw her face,
Now I'm a believer!

>> No.7101496
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7101496

Fish Tendie Pizza

>> No.7101523
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One of my wonderful hangover creations but the best is yet to come if I can find the picture.

>> No.7101530
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I made some sauce here and a fly dive bombed it, both went right into the garbage.

>> No.7101531

>>7099634
>literally just store-bought food
>nothing wrong aside from potential preservatives and bland flavor (I don't know, never eaten BM)
>trying to follow up the first two images

See, already you're lying because the thread theme is "Worst meals you have ever seen" and you had to have seen the OP pic before posting.

>>7101489
>>7101496
These probably taste pretty good, but they look like shit.

>> No.7101537
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>>7101531
This was pretty good too, I don't know what the fuck I made.

>> No.7101538

>>7101537
Is that an egg roll?

>> No.7101540

>>7101537
Is that just a ham sandwich?

>> No.7101544

>>7101538
>>7101540
I really don't know, I think it was some ham on a piece of garlic bread that I bought the night before.

>> No.7101551
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>> No.7101561
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>> No.7101564
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This is empty!

>> No.7101570

>>7101551
>>7101561
>>7101564
You missed your thread by a mile.

>> No.7101582
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>>7101570
No, I was looking for this, and I wasn't OP so pissoff fagget!

This was not only the worst thing that I've seen but also made myself during a bad hangover.

>> No.7101590

I think it >>7101582 was a slice of pizza, then I cracked a couple eggs over it and put some leftover tomato sauce on top.

That's hangover food.

>> No.7101596

>>7101523
>>7101582

>> No.7101746

>>7101582
I still wretch a bit looking my original picture of that in high resolution.

>> No.7101757

Someone post that Borneo's food salad from the last /ck/ challenge

>> No.7101784
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>> No.7101851

>>7100496

The link doesn't support the statement.

Why is egg and corn together a superfood.

First thing, of course, is to define superfood.

>> No.7101865

>>7101851

Scientifically, there is no such thing as a superfood. It's nothing but a marketing term for the gullible.

>> No.7101870

>>7101582
>No, I was looking for this
>so i posted three unrelated images in a row

If you're telling the truth, I urge you to give up with computers.

>> No.7102167

>>7101865
This

>> No.7102183

>>7101870
Why wouldn't it be the truth, it would take a lot of work to fake a picture like that, I suspect that even /r couldn't do that.

>> No.7102187

>>7101870
If you're so curious I'll post the exif data from it.

>> No.7102200

>>7101870
The sad thing for you is that on my worst day and I'm a drop out I do better than idiots with advanced degrees and get paid for it, I especially like fucking with h1b bobble head types.

>> No.7102205

>>7101865

>Scientifically, there is no such thing as a superfood.

lol wut

scientifically there is a top tier of the most nutritious food

>> No.7102234

>>7102205
Yes but thats not the claim herr, superfood is just a marketing term. Like only recently did oats become a super food apparently.

>> No.7102261

>>7101530

What are you, a pussy?

Scoop the fly out and eat the dip.

>> No.7102264

>>7101784

Is that a lamb? Looks delicious.

>> No.7102486
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>> No.7102495
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>> No.7102497

>>7102486

steak and nanners is classic french tho...

>> No.7102758

>>7102495

Did you really saran wrap your remote?

>> No.7102766

>>7100300
what the flying fuck is this shit
>a pancake
that's not a pancake
at best that's a aborted pancake fetus

>> No.7102771
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>> No.7102795
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>> No.7102800

>>7102795
what the fuck is that thing on the top

>> No.7102815

>>7102795
Wtf is this? Looks like the stuff used to seal windows.

>> No.7102816

>tfw Facebook friends post their slop and talk big about it.
I actually enjoy these people's company so I disable their posts so I don't slip and tell them the truth about their shitty cooking and food choices.

>> No.7102823

>>7099976
corn is hardly food to begin with, even less super. Empty energy and literally indigested fiber : the food.

>> No.7102826

>>7102497
>is classic french tho.
Non. Va te faire foutre fils de pute.

>> No.7102868

>>7102795
Did...did they actually use eaze-e-cheese in mac?
oh god. i need to sit down.

>> No.7102901 [DELETED] 
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>>7102800
>>7102815
They don't have cheese in a can in your country?

>> No.7103027

>>7101784
What, is it because of the head?

>not specifically requesting the face parts of a whole roast pig
>not tearing apart a chimi-churri'ed pig head like a savage in front your little sister while she refuses to look anywhere near you, has trouble eating her food, and then gives you the cold shoulder for a week

>> No.7103045

>>7102795
REMINDER: THIS IS WHAT KRAFT MAC IS

>> No.7103051

>>7102261
I'm no pussy but fuck that, It was easier to just make more. It was pretty funny though I literally turned my head for a second to watch something on tv then saw the little nigger fly divebomb my creation. Double fuck that, flys are niggers and I don't eat food that's been touched by niggers.

>> No.7103074

>>7102766
i thought it was a really dry steak

>> No.7103076

>>7102901
They do, but only shit-cunts eat it.
>protip: there's an implication in the above sentence.

>> No.7103200

>>7102901
Recently I read someone say they were going to make a "grilled cheese"' with this shit. I wanted to reach into my computer screen and punch their lights out. That's fucking disgusting.

>> No.7103237
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>>7102486
>bananas with ketchup
FUCK YOU

>> No.7103250

>>7100289
>Adblock that one image
holy fuck, how come i never thought about that? now i feel retardet

>> No.7103259

>>7099571
i just considered maybe this says something different. her shitty cooking might prove her good pussy game

>> No.7103338

>>7100300
>pancake
How?

>> No.7103346

>>7101551
Well if this was a thread for "the worst-looking wall you have ever seen", you'd have won.

>> No.7103417

>>7101784
Is that a dinosaur?

>> No.7103497

>>7100142
kek'd good

>> No.7103498

>>7103417
I thought the same thing

>> No.7103602
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7103602

Pic related what I'm eating:

Andouille, corn, and quinoa. I call it the poverty special

>> No.7103628

>>7103602

Did you pick that shit from the landowner without him looking you fucking peasant

>> No.7103654

>>7103628

naw landowner only buys taco bell/burger king

>> No.7104243

>>7103602
Quinoa is expensive here I don't know how that and good sausage is poverty.

>> No.7104259

>>7101784
picky eater detected

>> No.7104279
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>> No.7104284
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>> No.7104285

>>7104284
UHM

>> No.7104304

>>7104284
Meh, I'd be willing to try it.

>> No.7104308
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>>7104284

Looks hideous.

>> No.7104309
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>> No.7104321
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>> No.7104328
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>>7102766
>>7103338

I got this from /ck/ a while back. Some people are just bad at cooking.

>> No.7104327
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>>7104321

>filename
top kek

>> No.7104330
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>>7104321
>cheesy oysters

>> No.7104331

>>7104321
those are some good lookin cheesy oysters

>> No.7104353
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>>7104321
>oysters

>> No.7104361
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peanut butter sauerkraut sushi

>> No.7104371
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>> No.7104382
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>> No.7104387
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>>7104361

>> No.7104391
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>>7104382

I'm in college and I've never even seen this...

>> No.7104392
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>>7104387
spaghetti noodles, dijon mustard, stevia, water, tomato, spearmint leaves

>> No.7104396

>>7102771
Apple, crustini, and a used tampon?

>> No.7104398

>>7104361
Welp, I am out. Time to uninstall /ck/

>> No.7104401
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>>7104396

>used tampon

MY SIDES

>> No.7104404
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7104404

>>7104361

dying

>> No.7104405

>>7103237
But... what if it's banana ketchup.

>> No.7104441
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>> No.7104451

>>7104441
how do they poke them in there without squashing them or wrecking the pastry ?
Or do they mix them in alive and they burrow out and die like that ?

>> No.7104455
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>> No.7104456

>>7104361
i've eaten cricket sushi, and even that pales in comparison to that pic

>> No.7104457

>>7104455

I would eat that, but yeah that's a lot of mini shrimp.

>> No.7104458
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>> No.7104468

>>7104455
That made me kinda gag

>> No.7104472

>>7104458

there is literally nothing wrong with this

>that shark

fucking adorable

>> No.7104485
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>> No.7104490

>>7104485
>ranch shooting star
my sides

>> No.7104493

>>7104451
Someone went full autism.

>> No.7104497
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>> No.7104501

>>7100130
Are you being sarcastic?

>> No.7104505
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>> No.7104514

>>7104243
>Quinoa is expensive here

You're getting incredibly ripped off

>> No.7104515
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>> No.7104520

>>7104304
What's the matter with you?

>> No.7104527

>>7104284
I'm pretty sure you've disturbed some spiderbro's lair.

>> No.7104532

>>7104371
Presentation is ok....I'd try it.

>> No.7104539
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>> No.7104556
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>> No.7104564
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>> No.7104566
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>> No.7104567
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GIMME DA PIZZA

>> No.7104569

>>7104567
crackle crackle

>> No.7104572

>>7104564
at least the presentation is nice. good imagination.

>> No.7104576

>>7104309
this looks pretty good actually.

>> No.7104579

>>7104455
it looks like someone threw up on the noodles

>> No.7104581
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>> No.7104583

>>7104556

Damn, I'd eat that. I'd feel a little guilty, but that looks pretty tasty.

>> No.7104587
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>> No.7104589
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>> No.7104601

>>7104387
That looks like concrete.

>> No.7104608

>>7104601
thatd be the blueberries, maybe with some help from whatever shitty powders those are.

>> No.7104624
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>> No.7104631
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>>7104587
>italian style dumplings

>> No.7104641
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>> No.7104644
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>> No.7104802

>>7101582

looks like an afterbirth pizza

>> No.7104841

>>7104644
this shit is delicious, especially when you pour some vinegar on it

>> No.7105245

>>7101784
That looks like that thing they took out the grave in the original Omen movie, a jackel.

>> No.7105263
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Not even sure what this is supposed to be. The caption was "My queen always makes sure I eat well. Thanks babe!"

>> No.7105264

>>7102758
It doesn't look saran wrapped to me, it looks wrapped as in original packaging.

>> No.7105275

>>7105264
How do you get the batteries in then?

>> No.7105278

>>7104284
That picture made me think of lotus pod girl.
Look that one up.

>> No.7105279

>>7104485
The more you know.

>> No.7105280

>>7105275
wot?

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>> No.7105572

>>7102495
>>7102758
>>7105264
>>7105275
>>7105280
lost my sides, i don't even know why. maybe i'm finally losing my mind

>> No.7105593

>>7104589

That looks like a shit wrapped in spaghetti

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>>7101757

>> No.7105713

>>7105660
Looks like it's from a Donald Duck liveleak.

>> No.7105760

>>7104515
Quebec.

>> No.7105879
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>> No.7105883
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>> No.7105898

>>7102901
Thank god we don't.

>> No.7105900

>>7104601
Binge drinking bowel movement was the first thing that popped into my head.

>> No.7105929 [DELETED] 
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7105929

I don't get it, what's wrong with the food you posted?
>pic related it's a pepperoni wrapped cheese stick dipped in marinara sauce, stuffed in a jalapeño, wrapped in more pepperoni, phyllo dough and deep fried, and topped like a pepperoni pizza.

>> No.7105930

>>7105900

My shit turns into orange sludge when I'm hungover

>> No.7105933

>>7105930
If you drink faggoty stuff, sure. Try a week on beer and homemade vodka.

>> No.7105936

>>7105933

Happens with whatever I drink. Beer, wine, korn schnapps, cocktails, doesn't matter.

>> No.7105942 [DELETED] 

>>7105936
tell your bf to stop using orange soda instead of lube

>> No.7105945

>>7105942

That might do the trick, thanks for the idea!

>> No.7105946

>>7105942
burn

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>>7100300
>>7102766
>>7103338

Not know how delicious buckwheat pancakes are...

pic related

>> No.7105993

>>7105660
> kill me please

>> No.7105994

>>7102823
Nothing wrong with indigestible fiber tho.

>> No.7106000

>>7102901
No. Never seen it before.

>> No.7106005

>>7105660
That's awful. What happened?

>> No.7106009

>>7105760
That's dutch on the packaging. I'm blaming belgium for this one.

>> No.7106011

>>7104505
I don't even have a reaction to this

Just... what

>> No.7106090

>>7104472
I agree, I'm going to do this for a cute dessert

>> No.7106220

>>7102495
I'd actually eat/enjoy this though.

>> No.7106246
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7106246

>>7102200
wat

>> No.7106258

>>7104458
Thats actually really cute

>> No.7106363

>>7101582
Whilst you were hungover I assume your camera was still drunk?

>> No.7106368

>>7102901
Never seen this in germany. How does it get liquid, i mean you wont be able to squeeze regular cheese through that "muzzle"

This is disturbing on so many levels.

>> No.7106381
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7106381

>>7104321
>cheesy oysters

>> No.7106383

>>7104455
This one actually made me groan out loud. Reminds me of a maggot infested pus wound

>> No.7106384

>>7104361
oh fuck me that is disgusting

>> No.7106402

>>7105337
That looks like it can be good tbqhf

>> No.7106430

how about that

http://amateurkochfotos.tumblr.com

>> No.7106434
File: 243 KB, 594x447, 2.718281828459045235360287471352662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106434

Not even because of the sheeple head but because it looks so dry and basic

>> No.7106437
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7106437

>> No.7106439
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7106439

>> No.7106440

>>7106437
That's got to be one of the saddest sandwiches I've ever seen.

>> No.7106441

>>7101446
I laughed hard. thank you tripfag anon.

>> No.7106442

>>7106439
>defiling spam with sprouts and wheat bread
rot in hell

>> No.7106443
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7106443

>> No.7106451

>>7100136
I've just been watching atomic force microscopy videos on youtube and this reminds me of that.

>> No.7106452
File: 204 KB, 1280x960, 1445908865296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106452

>> No.7106475

>>7104371
>herb garlic french toast
>cinnamon scrambled egg
bitch has dyslexia

>> No.7106480

>>7104589
>>7104587
>>7104564
>>7104485
WA-LA

>> No.7106482
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7106482

>>7106452

>> No.7106492
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7106492

>> No.7106498

>>7106492
Baked gigantes beans with feta cheese?

>> No.7106514

>>7104371
>>7104387
>>7104392
Fucking Ginger. She's a culinary madman.

>> No.7106520

>>7106492
looks good.

>> No.7106528

>>7104624
I use these to drink queso sometimes.

>> No.7106620

>>7099571
Any Japanese food.

>> No.7106676

>>7106443

This looks so fucking disgusting Jesus.

>> No.7106698

>>7104328
That's me

Tried pancakes earlier today. Couldn't get it right at all. Tried 4 times.

Sides kept burning before the middle was done

Not sure if it was my shitty, cheap non-stick man, using the wrong size hob or I'm just terrible at cooking. Probably the latter

>> No.7106795

>>7106443
What's wrong with that? Tripe is delicious.

>> No.7106857
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7106857

>> No.7106882

>>7106857
I was expecting bees to be inside.

>> No.7106889

>>7104485
>>7104556
>>7104564
>>7104587
>>7104589
these always make me kek so fucking hard
please post more

>> No.7106898

>>7104485
>>7104556
>>7104564
whoevers actually making these, it's fucking great.

>> No.7106899

>>7104387
Looks like cute brown black shit

>> No.7106979
File: 60 KB, 799x960, A trio of nuggets served with stretched mac and cheese with a ketchup-miracle whip sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106979

>>7106889
>>7106898

>> No.7106983
File: 650 KB, 1536x2048, Beefaroni, served alongside its own juices with ham and american cheese hearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106983

>> No.7106986
File: 60 KB, 720x960, Chicken Checkers - Chicken nuggets served with ketchup and a pickle flower garnish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106986

>> No.7106987
File: 346 KB, 4128x2322, glass of milk and six oreos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106987

>> No.7106988

>>7104330
> Choyster

>> No.7106991
File: 87 KB, 711x960, Cold, leftover Red Baron pizza stack. Served with greens and a ranch drizzle..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106991

=

>> No.7106994
File: 49 KB, 720x960, Deconstructed tuna melt. Canned tuna topped with cheese and a triscuit, served with mayo and a horseradish mustard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106994

>> No.7106996
File: 736 KB, 1777x2045, Stuffed ham and cheese biscuits served with a variety of mustards, hellman's, and a Milwaukee kosher baby dill pickle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7106996

>> No.7107011

>>7106514
she's a tragic treasure

>> No.7107018

>>7106996
>>7106994
>>7106991
>>7106987
>>7106986

Whoever makes these is a hero

>> No.7107026

>>7106994
looks like he literally just flipped the tuna can over to get that shape

>> No.7107074
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7107074

>>7102901

>""cheddar""

>> No.7107075

>>7106996
>>7106994
>>7106991
>>7106987
>>7106986
>>7106983

thank you
>>7106979

>> No.7107131

>>7101537
The thumbnail looks like a weird face, can't unsee

>> No.7107151
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7107151

>>7102816
When I was first learning to cook I posted my shitty creations on Facebook and now I look back at them and feel embarrassed. I'll even post one here. I tried to make a garlic and rosemary pork roast and I guess I decided using that jar minced garlic would be fine. It turned out terrible.

>> No.7107153
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7107153

>>7107151
Here's the improved version, with a white pan sauce. It's not super amazing or anything but I would say I'm still learning and not a professional or anything. I'm glad I've at least improved.

>> No.7107299

>>7106882
jinkies

>> No.7107321

does anyone have those pics of like toothpaste on the hotdog and the cookie in orange juice??? or any of the others?

>> No.7107383
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7107383

Jalapeño Monteray jack sausage in between two slices of farmhouse bread with a hint of hp sauce

>> No.7107389

>>7107151

but if you keep posting them or at least holding on to them it will be gratifying and even useful to see your improvement. i don't see why people in here disapprove of it so heavily. even if you just live out of cans, it's your life, it's memories.

>> No.7107392
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7107392

I cooked this.

>> No.7107396

>>7107383
I've done that, but it's usually with potato bread and I'll cut the sausage in half then fold one slice of the bread over the sausage. Two slices of bread for the two halves of the sausage.

>> No.7107399
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7107399

This isn't really that bad but I once tried copying the smell of King Arthurs pizza seasoning by mixing paprika into my dough and it turned neon orange.

>> No.7107400

>>7107392
You cooked your feet?
I've cooked the bottoms of my feet a few times on really hot beaches during the summer. It takes a day or so for them to harden up especially on really wide beaches. That sand heats up like a bitch.

>> No.7107401

>>7107399
>gril detected

>> No.7107419

>>7106620
>baka gaijin detected
get good, senpai.

>> No.7107428

>>7099612
Holy fuck did they use shredded cheddar for the cheese?

>> No.7107436

i just cooked some rigatoni with some nasty ass hunts tomato sauce, i would have made my own but i have no tomatoes in supply

>> No.7107437

>>7106994
something about that goddamn triscuit really made me lose my shit.

>> No.7107444
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7107444

>>7107401
Wut?

Came out nice and thin and crispy atleast. Dough seemed to be softer and wetter to spread without being too sticky. Power of chili peppers.

>> No.7107449
File: 64 KB, 700x533, 1445907741704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7107449

>>7106882

>> No.7107457

>>7106795
I agree but I think it looks fucking disgusting. I'll only eat it if it's cut into strips

>> No.7107465

>>7101784
>>7103417

Yep, yep, yep!

>> No.7107468

>>7100136

lol, I'm crying with laughter at this. This is going on my facebook right now.

>> No.7107472

>>7107449
Once bit into one of these and bees stung my mouth. I think they're actually like hornets or something though.

>> No.7107489

>>7102495

lost it at Saran-wrapped remote

>> No.7107490
File: 109 KB, 1200x675, TURKEY DINOSAURS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7107490

>>7103417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHWqH-6ZRKY

>> No.7107501

>>7104321

lol, do you put on a dab of bbq sauce and slurp off the cheesy?

>> No.7107502
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7107502

saw this shit in the dinner thread

>> No.7107504

>>7107472
That's just the way they are :(

>> No.7107511
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7107511

>> No.7107513

>>7100289
Why are Europeans so emotionally infantile?

>> No.7107524
File: 285 KB, 1600x900, 20140216_125604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7107524

>> No.7107576

>>7106979
It looks like the nuggets survived an accident are crawling away

>> No.7107697

>>7105893
this is sad

>> No.7107739

>>7106991
not as good as the other ones. This looks like it might actually be something

>> No.7107781

>>7104505
HELL YEAH BENIHANA UP IN THIS BITCH

>> No.7107795

>>7104387
gonna need a lot of fucking hemp to stomach that

>> No.7107804
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7107804

>>7106452

>> No.7107813
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7107813

>>7107511

>> No.7107823
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7107823

>>7099571

>> No.7107838

>>7107823
If I need to try that to be from the South I think I'll pass. Probably because being from the South seems to suck anyways.

>> No.7107883

>>7107513
We're in terminal decline. Our time is over and weird shit happens. You're next America but we won't be gloating. God help us all. Winter is coming...

>> No.7107935

can someone post the pic of the tray of burnt french fries and the uncooked hot dog? fucking cracks me up just thinkin about it

>> No.7107976
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7107976

>>7107823
South Korea, maybe.

>> No.7108013

>>7104581
Somebody was high as fuck

>> No.7108032

>>7107976
>he's never had cheese on his ramen
actually tastes good

>> No.7108055

>>7108032
>Cheese

>> No.7108080

>>7108055
American cheese is a perfectly valid type of cheese

>> No.7108081

>>7108080
Thanks for the laugh

>> No.7108195
File: 97 KB, 500x500, Confit duck in white sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108195

>> No.7108198
File: 143 KB, 460x460, Cheese fries attempt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108198

>> No.7108200
File: 155 KB, 1024x768, British za.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108200

>> No.7108203
File: 511 KB, 1016x760, Chips and fish with a curry sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108203

>> No.7108206
File: 541 KB, 2359x2905, Soupu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108206

>> No.7108210
File: 93 KB, 720x487, Spaghettio Cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108210

>> No.7108214

>>7108198
Those aren't fries.

>> No.7108219
File: 351 KB, 1600x1600, Spaghettio Cake 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108219

>>7108214
And that's not real cheese either

>> No.7108221

>>7099612
my mom has those same plates
for a second I thought it was her posting this

>> No.7108222
File: 81 KB, 636x477, Noodle burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108222

I'd actually try this 1000% daily dose of carbs

>> No.7108223

>>7108080
Smegma is a more valid type of cheese.

>> No.7108233

>>7099571
fuck your shit that looks delicious

>> No.7108239

>>7108233
>2 probably not properly cooked eggs
>a can of corn
>the worst color spaghetti of tri-color spaghetti

Nah.

>> No.7108242
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7108242

Apparently these are really tasty, just look like shit.

>> No.7108246
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7108246

>> No.7108250
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7108250

>> No.7108252
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7108252

>> No.7108261

>>7108203
That looks nasty and would probably blow out your rectum but I bet it tastes great

>> No.7108275

>>7108252
Pasta, pickled onions, beans and...peppermint sweets?

Eeeehh?

>> No.7108279

>>7108203
looks great

>> No.7108287

>>7100069
>having a pan faced, squinty chink as a fiance cause you can't do any better

No sorry.

>> No.7108358

>>7107823
That's the first thing is this thread that genuinely upset me.

>> No.7108469

>>7108219
OK.... genuinely gagged

>> No.7108512

>>7108206
literal vomit from a toilet.

>> No.7108517

>>7108221
>for a second I thought it was her posting this
It is me, son.

>> No.7108525
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7108525

>> No.7108531
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7108531

Here's a classic dish from Mother Russia.
I will let you guess what it is.

>> No.7108535

>>7108531

Looks like the Tapeworm from Binding of Isaac.

>> No.7108536
File: 254 KB, 1200x900, 11132344504_47752f4dc5_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108536

Here's something for horsefuckers.

>> No.7108538

>>7108536
Oh it's Rapidash.

>> No.7108540

>>7099571
>gallon of corn
why

>> No.7108542
File: 87 KB, 500x376, 11133661884_48290e4d08_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108542

Here's... something.

>> No.7108545

>>7108525

that was always an awful cover

>> No.7108553

>>7107511
>>7107813
lost hard

>> No.7108566

>>7108536
that is a slav plate if I ever saw one.

>> No.7108573

>>7108538
Ponyta, anon. Rapidash has a horn.

>> No.7108676

>>7108203
Almost perfect trainspotter's lunch m8
Only thing that's wrong is the coke should be a thermos flask of bovril

>> No.7108681
File: 33 KB, 460x276, Chef Ramsay diarrhea eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108681

>> No.7108695

>>7108203
Where did you find a fish and chips shop in the Netherlands?

>> No.7108706
File: 51 KB, 907x718, FNCBFO2I9YBJLK7.LARGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108706

>>7106620
Go back to your McDonalds and KFC, filthy gaijin.

>> No.7108728
File: 28 KB, 497x280, 12072563_10207690204550506_3957953094314386077_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108728

Pasta in Knorr tomato soup.
In an icecream box.

>> No.7108788

>>7105660

Liquefied Skank.

>> No.7108799

>>7108525

That's not bad.

That's just hilarious.

>> No.7108805

>>7104644
This shit was super popular in the 90's.
It's aspic, not jello.
I think it's bloody disgusting though.

>> No.7108821

>>7108728
Probably tasty though

>> No.7108938

Best thread on chan. How do we get this to archive?

>> No.7108975
File: 7 KB, 198x179, 1445386621564-ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7108975

>>7107511

>> No.7108995

>>7108938
Every thread is archived you newfag.

>> No.7109125
File: 26 KB, 513x515, 12046928_945210925544114_6196621044201303247_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7109125

>> No.7109198

>>7108995
archive is dead

>> No.7109212

>>7108203
>chips and fish
isnt that a battered sausage?

>> No.7109216

>>7109198
>>/ck/

>> No.7109965
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7109965

>>7108536
Holy fucking hell, my grandma has that exact fucking plate from soviet Russia back in the day.