/ck/ - Food & Cooking

made this pie with oreo crumb crust

thoughts?

That looks like any other half assed /ck/ meal thrown together and posted as a lazy meal, having virtually nothing Thanksgiving about it.

Also, it's nowhere near dinner time anywhere in the US.

>>7112820
Looks like a 14 year old saw a buzzfeed article

>>7112820
Crust looks good but what is the filling? It looks like pâté.

>>7112827
What defines Thanksgiving then? I admit I should have got some cranberry sauce, but I thought of it too late. I started preparing everything last night and got up at 7am to finish and ate around 11. Gotta get it early so there's time for leftovers later.

>>7112820
the filling looks like the cream on those period blood cookies

>>7112869

not enough turkey : (

and what's in the plastic container on the lower right? looks like four pounds of coleslaw.

I'm canadian, so I don't have pictures of it anymore...

Dinner, dessert incoming.

>>7113432

>>7112924
I'm not a fat ass pig like u only 2 of us

>>7113432
>>7113433
Now for the table.

>>7112869
What's in the foil in the middle
is that snot or mucus on top

>>7113438

>>7113440

Reporting.
Got another with some greens and the best goddamn ham I've ever eaten. Dessert not included.

Enjoying with some good ol sweet tea.

Southern Thanksgiving best thanksgiving.

>>7113473
What do you have there? I'm not familiar with any of this, besides the seemingly charred turkey.

>>7113445
is that fried portions of stuffing in the middle?

>>7113473
Are you in prison?

>>7113482
Baked, not fried.

>>7113485
Could be take-out.

Pre entree food

>>7113494
Neat. Is it any harder than it sounds? Just make stuffing, then shape and bake? Should it be any more moist? Or more fat to get it crispy on the outside?

>>7113499
Pre digested food

>>7113500
You have to make sure it's moist enough to not dry out, use like 1.5x times the normal butter

>>7113503
Was this bird stuffing or baked separatedly?

>>7113504
Separate.

>>7113499
Tell me...do any of you have teeth?

>>7113480
>>7113485
Oh, you poor dears...

The turkey isn't burnt, it's fried (cajun garlic style, gives it the color)

The disposable plate is because we have a massive family, and cleanup is a biiiitch.

Pictured is broccoli casserole, corn casserole, crock pot macaroni and cheese, potato salad (only thing that's not great desu), & fresh green beans w/ fatback. We also had dressing, but I'm not a big dressing fan. Everything is from scratch, super bad for you, and ridiculously good, in the way only southern food can be.

I love thanksgiving!

With the exception of this gentleman >>7113432
>>7113433, Thanksgiving food looks terrible.

>>7113532
What sort of stuff goes into your broccoli casserole? Looks mighty good.

>>7112800


Ultimate cheeseburger hamburger helper (but made with turkey because, well, thanksgiving damnit), stove top stuffing, microwave mashed potatoes and gravy, wheat dinner roll (makes it healthy right?), and a cranberry granola bar.

>>7113545
Its dabest!
Chopped Broccoli, Cup of mayonnaise, can of cream of mushroom, 1 egg, cup shredded sharp cheddar, topped with Ritz crackers and melted butter, bake at 350 for 35 min

What is it with (some) americans and disposable trays?
I unserstand that it's convinient. But it makes the food look noticable less appetizing.

>>7113574
When you have to serve 20+ people in your extended family, it's definitely worth it. I would've taken a pic of the spread, but I was hungry, and it was an afterthought

>>7113574
Because it doesn't matter how it looks. And doing dishes after eating isn't fun. I guess it depends on if you're the sort of person who is willing to go through lots of bullshit to have something a little nicer just for a bit, or you're.. not.

>>7113595
No mash?

>>7113432
>>7113433
I am supremely jealous. That looks really good.

>>7113584
Sure, if you have that many guests I can understand it. But I highly doubt most people using them are reaching those numbers.

>>7113585
I don't agree. I think it does matter how it looks and is presented. The taste is of course way more important, but still.

And about the dishes. The more guests you have, the more potential dishwashers you have.

>>7113552
I applaud your creativity. Stove Top stuffing is also really good.

>>7113602
Never been a big fan of mashed potatoes on thanksgiving. Love stuffing though, so extra portion of that, since it's the only time of year I have it.

>>7113621
Sounds like me, only I can do without the stuffing as well.

Green bean casserole on the other hand, I only make it for thanksgiving and always make a huge pan of it so there's plenty of leftovers.

One of my favorite ways to have leftover green bean casserole is on a sandwich with leftover hem. I've got a lot of potato rolls leftover this year since I made two dozen so I think I'll be having ham and green bean casserole sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.

How many plates did you guys eat so far today? I just had my second and there's still enough for a third if I need it later.

>>7113612
So you are that sort of person. Which is fine. I would still place convenience above looks, if for no other reason than I'm lazy.

I'd also rather spend time with family rather than delegate a bunch of chores to them when the alternative is so cheap.

>>7113536
why is everyone drinking soda?

>>7113639
presumably they were thirsty.

>>7113612
they may not be reaching that number of guests but thanksgiving is a meal that has more side dishes than average so serving containers tend to disappear fast.

agreed it looks tacky. would rather do a buffet style serving in the kitchen then sit down with nice plates.

>>7113643
is that normal? i didn't grow up around soda, thought it was just for convenience while away from home or for drinking after sports or at a party.

>>7113649
Thanksgiving is a sort of party.

>>7113438
>>7113440
>>7113445
i saw the first photo and ascertained from the man's figure, posture, and the tacky decorations that your family is greek. spanakopita confirmed it. kek

>>7113631
>need

Holy shit put down the fork. You've probably consumed enough calories already to last you through the weekend.

>>7113532
GOAT THANKSGIVING

I wish I still lived in AL for this reason

>>7113677
pro tip: you don't actually need to move, you can make foreign food in your own kitchen

Why is all American food

>Just slop random things onto a plate (which itself is ugly) and call it a meal

?

Have morning sickness. This is all I've been able to eat besides a bite of persimmon.

>>7113696
What is so random about Thanksgiving food?
>meat
>vegetables
>potatoes

it's a completely average, balanced meal.

>>7113696

>be green bean casserole
>be created in Home Economics dept at Campbell's Soup in the 50s
>they just combined two items of their products which most Americans had on hand in their pantry at all times

pretty much

>>7113681
I've been a chef for five years, and am well aware that I can cook food on the stove in my house. But thanks for the condescending & shortsighted comment. I'm sure it didn't occur to you that there are other reasons why I won't/can't make eleven different side dishes today. Reasons include local stores not selling collards, it being impractical to make baby portions of a dozen dishes for two people, limited storage containers, limited pans, a broken oven, and not having a crock pot.

>>7113696
>random things

Every item has a deep historical and cultural significance. Educate yourself on the rich history of Thanksgiving before you slander it, thank you.

>>7113696
Why do all European posters

>just make false generalizations about Americans with no basis in reality

?

>>7113706
take your whore shit to
>>>/soc/

R8 don't h8 JUST appreci8

>>7113743
Looks decent enough aside from the canned corn just randomly dumped on top of the potatoes with gravy.

>>7113743
Why no greens? Why corn on potato? I'd eat the meat and the vomit, but leave the rest desu.

>>7113743

Corn on top of the mashed potatoes and gravy......god tier.

>>7113752
Cuz Ima fatass. The vomit was the best part honestly

>>7113751
You ever try it? Don't knock it til you do. If you have, fair enough. It's how my mom always makes it since I was a kid so it's what I know. Haha

>>7113758
Right? You Mexican by any chance? I swear we're the only ones that do this shit lol

>>7113764

Nope. It always just seemed natural to do it. Bot for taste and texture.

>>7113768
* Both

muh dinnuh
i made the eggs and the birds

>>7113780
beside the egg is that onions?

>>7113677
Check'd
Thanks bro, we've got several old fat southern ladies in the family, so Thanksgiving is always an incredible edible extravaganza

>>7113784
the thing coming out of the cornish hen's ass is an onion
the smaller portion of what looks like mashed taters is turnip

>>7112827

Dinner is basically defined as the big meal of the day. At the time you posted this, I had already finished my Thanksgiving Dinner.

>>7113851
No it's not you fuckwit

>>7113670
Close, we're a different shit tier Europe.

>>7113696
Why are Europoors so butthurt all the time? Is it from all the Syrian dick?

This was just as I was sitting down after filling my plate.

why does thanksgiving food always look pale and bland

>>7114043
And this is coffee and dessert.

>>7114044
American food always does, and their plates are gross.

>>7113710
>not having a crock pot

I literally could not live in the south without one. All the best recipes are in the crock pot. Fuck, now I want some crock pot barbecue chicken, oh my goooooooooood...

>>7114051
What kind of coffee and dessert?

>>7114078
Post your food, anon. So that ye may also be judged.

>>7114152
This post is one reason why I hate crockpots. They have become the lazy person's go-to cooking method. I have a friend who makes anything they can get away with in their crockpot. Like, 5 or more dinners a week are out of their goddamn crockpot. It's fucked up. I used to have one, that was given to me as a gift, and I rarely used it. Thank god it broke during our move.

>>7114161
This! Lazy people shouldn't be allowed to eat.

r8 my spread.

>>7114154
The pie is a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Pie, with a homemade pecan-orange crust. It's basically a pie and cheesecake hybrid.
The coffee is an Americano.

>>7114164
No, people shouldn't be so fucking lazy. THAT'S the point.

>>7114167
What if it isn't laziness, but efficiency and good time management?

Suppose you're poor, have minimal free time, and have hobbies that need attending to? Well, you might buy a crockpot and let dinner cook itself.

It's cheaper & better than frozen TV dinners, at any rate.

>>7114161
What's wrong with crock pot barbecue chicken? Its not that I'm lazy, anon, crock pot recipes are just fucking gud. And lazy is microwaving, or just not cooking. Time is usually the only difference between that and using the oven, in terms of work done.
Preparation is still a thing with good crock pot stuff, so it's really not all that lazy, by comparison.

>>7114182
You're talking about extenuating circumstances, not just your average lazy cook, of which there are many. The friend I was talking about earlier, case in point, doesn't even have a job.

>>7114200
>crockpot barbecue chicken

I don't think you know what barbecue is.

>>7114200
What in the hell even is crock pot barbecue chicken? Do you just take some chicken, toss it in the pot, and then dump some "southwest style" poultry seasoning plus barbecue sauce on it? Sounds needlessly lazy. You could cook the same shit so much faster on a grill--or even a pan since you don't give a fuck about actual barbecue.

>>7114206
>>7114214
Oy vey...
Just fucking Google it, faggots. You really want to grill chicken in sub freezing weather? Fuck that. Also, crock pot chicken is tender and flavorful as all hell. It's great for making sandwich meat to pre prepare for work lunches, etc. too

>>7112800
you're missing a meat, fgt. also
>appears to be mixed frozen vegetables lol
and is that stuffing or carrot bread?
>>7112820
looks terrible, probably tastes good tho
>>7112869
l2resize. that said, your sides look godawful, aside from the sweet potatoes. despite the marshmallows, they're basically an indestructible side dish
>>7113432 >>7113433
fuck you and your sideways pics and gaudy, ugly plates.
>>7113438 >>7113440 >>7113445
at least they're upright. i dunno, everything seems... monochromatic and bland. no green beans? peas?
>>7113473
>dinner rolls
>styrofoam school lunch plate
kek. at you, not with you. also that turkey looks dry as a sheetrock.
>>7113499
i have no idea what the fuck i'm looking at, but it looks like pablum.
>>7113536
oh, you tried.
>>7113552
so ronery
>>7113595
toomuchcranberryforme
>>7113743
>dinner rolls again
such uselessness. what's the red in that stuffing, pomegranate?
>>7113780
>no gravy
0/10
>>7114023
i'm sorry you're sick and puked on your rice
>>7114043
another no gravy. fail.
>>7114165
finally, some color in the pix, altho you oversaturated the filter. i'm not fukkin seeing gravy, anon...

>>7114221
I just did and I pretty much summed it up. Just make a stew or chicken and dumplings or something. Fuck. Overcooked chicken + Walmart barbecue sauce sounds like such a waste. You could have done so much more with that chicken.

Turkey and stuffing? Nah. Why would I go piss away the only holiday that focuses on food by eating a bunch of lame shit that I would not eat by choice any other day of the year? Later me and opposite sex sidekick went to a diner and had omelets, french fries, muffins, toast, tea, french toast, bacon. Not a bad day all in all.

r8 me.

hint: it was fuckin good.

>>7114229
Enjoy your salmonmeller.

Maple butternut squash soup, partially ripped off from Alton Brown

>>7114230
Would eat/10

>>7114203
Sounds like he's poor then. Perfect candidate for crockpot ownership.

What do you have against efficiency, anon? The technology for dinners that make themselves while you're at work is available to us, it would be foolish not to take advantage.

What next, you madman?

Are you going to be one of those people that DOESN'T use our teleportation fast- travel system? Are you going to NOT buy an android house maid? You've only got like three hundred thousand hours left to live, and you're going to spend them slaving over a hot stove?

>>7114243
>>7114243

>>7114222
>appears to be mixed frozen vegetables lol

Only the peas and corn were frozen. The broccoli was some expensive $5 organic pieces because it was bought last minute at the health food store because I didn't want to drive across town to Safeway.

>and is that stuffing or carrot bread?

It's an oat loaf made of mushrooms, carrots, onions, seeds, nuts, and oatmeal.

>>7114240
This. That turkey doesn't look done at all. Also, what are those orange puree things?

>>7114257
this is a wild fuckin guess, since ya know it's a 100% standard thanksgiving food, but i'm gonna guess sweet potatoes. probably in a mashed form.

(are u rly this dum?)

>>7114230
I really love fully set tables, feels comfy

>>7114222
>another no gravy. fail.
FYI, that was taken before the gravy boat was brought to the table.

>>7114231
Those napkin rings are really cute anon.

>>7114257
looks like a smoke ring to me you fucking retards

>>7114259
>ut i'm gonna guess sweet potatoes. probably in a mashed form.
>mashing them

Who in the fuck does that disgusting shit?

>(are u rly this dum?)

It looks like garbage and there is no way anyone could discern what slop was from just looking at it. What's the other orange slop next to it, Anthony Bourdain?

>>7114270
It looks undercooked as fuck, retard.

>>7114248
Crockpots consistently produce mediocre food. Why do you like eating mediocre food, anon? Do you hate good food?

What next you madman? Are you going to buy all your furniture off Craigslist and thrift stores because you know, it does the job, right? Why spend the money and time on finding a good mattress when you can just pick up a piss-stainer from Goodwill for 20 bucks?

>>7114277
are you retarded or european

>>7114282
Thaw your turkey out fully next time, pleb. It's undercooked, but I'm glad you're still with us. Keep it up, man.

>>7114282
European. You, however are retarded AND American, usually called "Proud American"

>>7114282
i like how there are two morons autists in this thread and you shit on both of them simultaneously. well done, senpai

>>7114290
ITT: >>7114282 congratulates himself for eating undercooked turkey and other assorted piles of slop. That food is not fit for a dog.

>>7114295
you keep telling yourself its "undercooked". your well done steaks are tasty, too, i'm sure.

>>7114298
>turkey is beef

wew

>>7114298
Yanks eat pig disgusting food. They call this a "feast." King Henry VIII would have made you the court jester.

>>7114281
That is your subjective opinion of crockpot food. I think it's fantastic.

>>7114307
>british
>cuisine

>>7114312
You eat sugar bread in America. Any European could emigrate to your "first world nation" and make a fortune opening up a bakery that makes actual bread.

Enjoy your under cooked, estrogen-laden turkey and piles of green and orange puree. Would you like a processed, all American tendie with that?

>>7114298
I know your trolling, but salmonella dies at 165. That turkey never came close to that temp. Be careful, you might hurt somebody.

>>7114317
>You eat sugar bread in America.

What's wrong with donuts?

>>7114317

get the fuck off of the food board you eel chomping fuckface

>>7114334
The bread you sell at your supermarkets are filled with sugar. Bread is supposed to taste like bread.

>>7114343
I can't believe the pinnacle of American cuisine is being showcased ITT. We wouldn't feed this rubbish to convicts.

>>7114317
yea, no one's tried that. ever. pls kill yourself to ensure you don't procreate by accident.

>>7114349
Sugar is vital ingredient in baking. Would you rather buy the high fructose corn syrup ones instead? I make sure to by the natural pre-made breads. Orowheat is a good brand for that.

>>7114354
>Sugar is a vital ingredient in baking
Not true, at all.
>My dick is a vital ingredient in your moms butt
True

>>7114225
You could do so much more by killing yourself

>>7114285
There is literally nothing wrong with cooking a frozen or partially frozen turkey.

>>7114382
>Be a yank
>Toss some rubbish from Walmart into a pot
>Just hormone chicken and processed sauce
>Wait 5 hours
>Open the lid
>You can faintly hear an eagle squawk in the distance
>Be proud

What a pathetic nation you all are. Somehow you took British cuisine and made it so much worse.

>>7114400
>be butthurt still after almost 250 years

>>7114349
>the pinnacle of American cuisine is being showcased ITT

LOLOLOL.....no. Thanksgiving is NOT our "pinnacle of cuisine". It's supposed to be a feast that feeds many people (unless you have a very small family like I do) that represents us giving thanks for not starving to death during the first colonial migration. That's it. As far as "pinnacle of cuisine", that's happening in restaurants and homes across the country on a daily basis, we just don't have a holiday that revolves around it.

Man, this thread was so good before you fags ruined it.

>>7114400
Oh look, it's the buttmad brit again. Crusty and painful, just like your teeth.

>>7114023

Flip detected

>>7114400

How mad are you? I say again, kill yourself. I'm not the anon who did the cooking. British cuisine is pig slope btw...

>>7113743
meh food b8 m8, try harder so I can hop your g8 and decide your f8. Is it a d8?

>>7114447
>Be a yank
>Spend the better part of a day preparing a feast by shopping at Walmart and buying processed bread, canned food, and preservative laden sweet pies that have been sitting on the shelf for months
>Finish your "feast"
>Watch a sweaty game of handegg as your favorite quarterback slaps the arse of his teammates after every play
>Retire for the night
>Dream about setting off fireworks as the star spangled banner plays
>Be proud

It's no wonder you're a joke here in Europe.

>>7114462
>hurrdurr
>hurrdurrhurr hurdurdur durhurrrrr hurr durr
>hurrdurrrhurr
>hurr hurrrrr
>durrrrrrrrrrrrr
>implying
>hurr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>7112820
pretty sure id eat it.looks good

>>7114468
All trolling aside, the food ITT seriously looks horrible. Are you all poverty stricken in Burgerland or something? The only decent part of a Thanksgiving meal seems to be the turkey. The rest of it is all processed garbage and mushy potatoes.

>>7114418
People really enjoy being mad

>>7114486
>it only took 25 years

>>7113440

Looks similar to Thanksgiving at my house. Glad to see other people have dignity, aren't slobs and have a nice, formal dinner

Most of this shit looks like revolting baby food. Why is thanksgiving dinner endless bowls of slightly different coloured mush?

Haram.

>>7114764
Fuck off back to yurop.

>>7114772
But I'm from Canada.

>>7114764
That's the USA way

>First Thanksgiving on my own
>Between the move and working the fiance and I where just gonna skip making Thanksgiving day dinner
>Ended up getting out of work early on Wednesday
>While out just getting toiletries see the super market has 3lbs turkey breasts for sale
>Figure fuck it, get a breast, box of stove top, and some canned gravy, frozen veg
>fiance worked on Thanksgiving but was due to be home at 4pm, had a "Thanksgiving Dinner" on the table when she was expecting to get carry out

Not even gonna bother posting because you all would shit on it but for is it really made this house feel like home for the first time since we moved in. Only thing I missed was my dads mashed potatoes but besides that everything else was good enough with turkey turning out super juicy compared to the dry as hell birds I used to get at home

>>7114807
That's very nice.

>>7114807
I hope your wrecked her puss puss bro

>>7114826
Destroyed it dude, I earned a ton of good boy points on this one.

>>7114354
> Sugar is vital ingredient in baking
the only vital ingredients are flour, water and salt
you can make perfectly good bread with just these three. heck you can even skip the salt if you're an obese American with heart problems, which you probably are, since you eat sugar in everything.

>>7114222
Terrible tastes/10

>>7114230
wew lad

>>7114225
What the fuck kind of retarded Google are you using?
This shit is the fucking bomb

>>7113473
Sorry anon. /ck/ doesn't understand southern cooking. It doesn't look like a stock photo, and isn't bland and soulless enough. Honestly, in my experience, the uglier the food is, the better it tastes, at least as far as southern food goes.

I assume the oven was in use, which explains the dinner rolls, instead of homemade Biscuits or cornbread. Shame, that would have made it perfect.

I can almost guarantee this is the best tasting thanksgiving dinner ITT.

>>7113696
Go eat liverwurst and other poor people food like the rest of you euros. You fags couldn't even afford to feed a whole family. Greedy fucks can't even appreciate a holiday like thanksgiving, I'm mad as fuck

>>7114462
>handegg not goat sport

>>7112827
People eat "thanksgiving dinner" at around 2-3 pm.

No pictures, but we had green beans with bacon, some of the best stuffing i've ever had, turkey, ham, mashed taters, cornbread, yams/sweet potato (or whatever the fuck it is), candied yams for the kids (which is basically a yam "casserole" with loads of brown sugar and melted marshmallow on top), cranberry sauce, and mac n cheese.

For desert we had apple, pecan, and cherry pie.

>>7115388
oh and deviled eggs

>>7114400
Have fun with your toast sandwich, ice sandwich, and dried no-flavor beans on toast, you fucking faggot.

'butin'

>>7114894
Why don't you just dump a bag of sugar on the floor and eat it like the pig you are.

>>7114807
That's nice, anon, good on you! I had a similar (yet different as far as the people concerned) experience once, years ago when I was first married.
>first year married
>young and poor, both of us still finishing up uni
>no car
>can't go home for Thanksgiving
>my parents say they'll come see us, and take us out for Thanksgiving dinner, since we're poor and live in an apartment
>makes me feel even more depressed about the situation that my parents are coming and we have to go out for Thanksgiving
>while spouse is at work, run to the store and use our grocery money to buy the smallest turkey they had, green beans, a couple onions, celery, bread for stuffing, potatoes, cranberries, rolls,etc...
>spouse comes home, is amazed at what's happening
>parents arrive next day to a full Thanksgiving dinner, are amazed that I pulled it all off in our tiny apartment with limited resources and time.
>tfw you surprised everyone with comfy-ness

Nowadays, we host Thanksgiving regularly and it's no big deal, but back then, it was a major accomplishment and surprise to everyone.

What do you think?

>>7115690
corpsepresent/10

>>7115699
What?

>>7115690
mashed potatoes look like a fat ghost

2spooky.png

Only pic I got. More of my uncle, and less of the food, though.

>>7115746
They were fucking amazing though

>>7115764
Your uncle looks like an absolute fraggle 2bh

>>7115719
>eating dead creatures
>2015
MENTAL
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T
A
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>>7115886
2015
0
1
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I MEAN COME ON

>>7115764
Your tio looks pretty cool. How big is his dick?

>>7115690
I think you need to lose some weight.

>>7116132
ENHANCE

>>7115764
>>7115882
Fraggle? Had to look it up. I'm pretty sure he doesn't do meth, nor is he tied to the meth gay community. What's your definition?
>>7115956
I don't know, but he's got a pretty big bulge.

>>7114760
Aside from that odd green stuff that looks really tasty and cozy.

>>7115410
>>7115351
>>7115690

These look super tasty and cozy too.

>>7115764
get a load of this fgt

good thread, I like.

Forgot the pic

>>7113639
It's America.

>>7116705
Poor excuse for a meal.

>>7116705
>salad

are you californian

>>7116393
>odd green stuff

The salad?

Stuffed breast with mushrooms, yellow squash, red bell pepper & spinach, then I wrapped it in bacon.

>>7117937
>I wrapped it in bacon

The memest

>>7113708
>be 35 years old
>still never had this, ever

>>7113639
the water has fluoride in it to reduce their IQ

>>7113713
200 years is a rich history in america

>>7114165
finally! some motherfucking sprouts

and pigs in blankets

makes up for your gay plates

>>7115351
most normal looking one so far; everything else has an odd variation or two

>>7114229
does that glass say "wine tasting leukemia"? glasses with writing on are gauche

whats the thing at 9 o clock? and at 1 o clock? I presume the thing at 11 is some kind of mash?

>>7114230
looks nice, no idea what most of it is though

>>7114231
pretty good

>>7114354
>high fructose corn syrup ones
what do you think fructose is? you grade b moran

>>7114760
looks good, whats the stuff at 3 and 6 o clock?

>>7115351
mmmmmm

>>7115388
go back and take a photo you cunt, otherwise you're rating is 0/10

>>7115410
looks prett good

>>7115690
just a sec moms, I gotta take a photo so I can post it on my peruvian soothsayers almanac

looks nice though

>>7116705
not feeling it

>>7117937
ooooh, noice

Desert is my favorite

>>7118193

>puckin' roll

>>7113536
>>7113536

>white trash/10

>>7114400
>>7114400

go fuck yourself bong

No picture but the post-day sandwich had from bottom toasted bun up wards:

-Toasted hoagie roll with garlic butter
-Cranberry spread (included pears, orange/zest juice, walnuts) made with mayonnaise and a a little sambal
-Turkey, white a dark meat reheated in a sauce pan withhomemade gravy
-Mashed Potato and Stock Gravy fritter (used butter, sour cream, bleu cheese and chives in these)
-Cold stuffing, sliced and baked into croutons with a bit of parm
-Seared brussels's sprouts that had a sweet/sour glaze.
-More cranberry spread on the top broiled bread with the ubiquitous herb butter.

Pretty good, senpai. If not a bit huge.

I had thanksgiving at the estate of a literal "0.1%-er". Here was the table beforehand, set up in traditional late-fall decor.

Turkey to follow

>>7114400

>Be a bong
>pray to mecca everyday
>head down to the pub where my 11 inbred brothers are fucking eachother
>ask OY M8 INNIT TOEM FER SUM RANCID EELS IS FWEE O CWOCK LUV in 'perfect' English
>get served a fishhead pie and rotten eels
>mush them together with my yellow bean teeth
>still hungry being a fat muslim so ask for a toast sandwich and some crushed leaves in a cup
>finish the meal with with a warm cup of semen, imported from america 16 hours ago
>walk home to prison cell in the rain
>someone mentions 'streaky bacon \' on way home
>become so outraged I pull out a 2 inch plastic knife to activate the switch on my explosive vest
>blow up half the street in the name of the queen

Brits need an IP ban on /ck/. they have literally nothing to offer on a food and cooking board except shitposting. the quality of the whole site would increase immensely if that happened.

"Proof" of the estate I guess. Located somewhere in rural greenwich

>>7114227
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>>7120197

nice shed. Most americans have one of those in our back yards.

Turkey, as promised; there was another identical one as we had around 18 people. Was extremely juicy!

>>7120209

That's actually the first of the three houses on that estate, and not a shed.

I can understand that the distance and the private apple orchard obscuring a clear view of the house might have caused some confusion, though!

>>7120216
I have three sheds too, anon. I know the vernacular is different in the UK, but in the US, "shed" is more like a storage space for outdoor equipment like lawnmowers, tractors, hand tools, power tools, etc. A "house" is the place that you live in.

>>7120216

>not a shed

haha good bantz lad

>>7113780
The fuck did you stuff in the bird?

Stuffed mushrooms, brussel sprouts, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed taters, stuffing, chianti, pinot grigio, sparkling cider.

>>7120224
>>7120228

No I'm from the US. Greenwich CT is one of the wealthiest parts of the country so it doesn't make sense for someone who lives there to have a shed. They do have their own fields/barn for the half-dozen horses they have, but that's the closest thing to a shed that's on the estate.

We can continue this for as long as you care to go on getting embarrassed but I have to be up in 9 hours for a baptism so keep it snappy if you want to do so.

>>7120243
Oh, it's a "house". Looks like a shithole.

steamed cranberry pudding, pumpkin pie, cinnamon whipped cream

>>7120247

I'll take that as an "I don't want to" and go get some sleep

another view

>>7120213

nice how'd you get the char on it

I made a thanksgiving dinner for my friends. We had:
Dry Brined and Smoked turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Green Bean and Portobello Mushroom Casserole
Corn Pudding
Mashed Potatoes
Butternut Squash
Cranberry Sauce
and Gravy