/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7189752
fuck off shill

i dont know if I can handle that much cuck in the early morning

What an evil man

>>7189752
He was shit on the One Show, utterly crap interview.

>>7189752
Is he going to talk about how he would horribly undercook Palestinians with napalm?

>>7189752
Just like how he was "on BBC?"

>>7189834
That sounds more like a job for Tammy.

i really, really, really would like to fist him.

>>7189834
When is the BBC going to be renamed the islamic broadcasting channel, IBC?

>>7189752
WHO FUCKING CARES?

>>7190228
>Islam is a country
You're a fucking idiot, son.

>>7190228
>the BBC is a television channel

Daily reminder that Ja/ck/let is a retard too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40hnD_nSSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnmQPEJRF0s

New Jack vid! Italian food is my favorite.

>>7190937
I hate this fat fuck so much.

shit replacement for Joey desu

never forget /broeys/.... ;_;

>>7190937


>peas in a ragu

Doesn't he have a cookbook now?

was jack actually on The One show?

>>7191006
How? All of this recipes are literally lifted off of other people or maybe a few from his dead mom. I don't think he even altered them because he doesn't fucking know how to do anything.

>>7191016
>dead mum
didn't he talk to her on the phone some time not too long ago?

>>7191021
Are you talking about his SALAD NIGHT video? Because that one is 6 years old now, she died sometime after that.

>>7191029
derp. i really don't care though. She probably died of diabetes..

>>7191043
Personally I think Aunt Myrna ate her so she can live for another 400 years, but that's just a guess.

>>7191010
He's just like Joey but instead of loving him you love to hate him

>>7191052
Aunt Myrna lives on a special and strict diet(i.e. party salad), no wonder she lives to be a thousand.

>>7191077
Aunt Myrna is a trans-dimensional terrorist, do not directly engage with her

>>7189873
holy shit did a spider take this photo

>>7189752
Was he on the One show in the end or not?

Reminder

>>7191091
>Aunt Myrna is a trans-dimensional terrorist, do not directly engage with her

God dammit

>>7191001
when will /broey/ return?

>>7191010
Link?

>>7189796
Sauce?

Found this in the most recent episode of the One Show. Is this supposed to be Jack?
I know he vaguely looks like him and is trying out food in the episode but he has a really authentic sounding British accent

>>7191601
Do u have sauce on this and his interview

>>7191614
Couldn't find the interview and pic was in most recent episode of the One Show, he's scheduled to be on something else and the only references I'm seeing to him being on the the One Show are on /ck/

>>7191582
>Sauce?
just the best goddamn sauce sold in walmart of course

>>7191091
loving every laugh

>>7191601
>>7191582
Noses look nothing alike

>>7191625
No, sauce to the video, I cant find it

>>7191621

Okay..

His detergent video was fucking genius though. Who would have thought that combining soap with detergent and scented shit would make laundry detergent. What a godsend.

>>7191671
lol

>>7189752

Why is Jack allowed but Joey isn't?

I like Jack threads too but the mods are faggots at this reddit lite site

>>7191981
its been said before, jacks show focuses on actual cooking, albeit horrible cooking. joey is just some fat dolt eating fast food in his car.

>>7189752

>ja/ck/'s been on tv twice
>he's going for the third
>he isn't even actually popular outside of /ck/ ironic shitposting and just uses a shitload of bots
Anytime you feel like humanity may have a future, keep that in mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB9zhbOWzh8
Essential Ja/ck/ lore

>>7192258
huh explains a lot actually

>>7192258
>i never knew we were poor

You didn't realize that because you are the most oblivious, fatuous person I've seen on youtube that attempts to make food in a serious way.

I bet Ja/ck/ is against welfare and food stamps even though he and his parents relied on them growing up. A true scumfuck.

>>7189752
This reminds me of the kid's cooking competition that had some Youtube celebrity who reviews fast food in his car as a judge.

>>7191725
I need this on a T-shirt.

>>7192159
He has loads of fans outside of /ck/ you little shut-in.
All you cunts say you hate him but actively give him view$.

>>7193056
>what is ad blocker

He has low views for his sub number and he has few "fans" outside of his small group of crazy church idiots. Most of his highly viewed videos are reviews of shitty infomercial products

>>7193063
>ad blocker
You have no idea how YouTube revenues work.
Faggot.

>>7193071
Oh please explain how someone gets clickthrough or ad display revenue when the ad is blocked from loading and never displayed.

You could also listen to the most successful youtuber explain his take on it: http://www.businessinsider.com/pewdiepie-says-ad-blockers-led-to-youtube-red-2015-10

>>7192258

>It has a good smell of about 25-30%

the fuck.

>>7193089
You watch the video he'll still gets paid unfortunately. Anyway most of the adds you're forced to view are embedded nowadays.

>>7189752
when you guys are mean to him it makes me sad

>>7193101
Prove it. Embedded ads are also blocked. I have never, ever seen an ad on youtube except on someone else's device.

>>7192258
>4:49
>It's hard to shake salt, it's one of the last motor skills I'm getting back

so...post-stroke and he's salting a fucking tomato for no reason other than this "taste test" oh but it was the caffeine that caused his stroke my b

>taste test
>oh wait I need to put some salt on this

>>7191725
>when your oc gets reposted w/o you having to spam it

:' )

>>7190937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EReIx0q2A

the follow up to that

Do you think Jack is popular amongst his friends?

I'm starting to think all of Jack's friends talk about him behind his back, and not entirely positively

>>7193527
I like ur oc

>>7193586
No, I think, since they are so goody goody christians, that they just act like they do.

>>7193529
Looks pretty foul, I'd avoid it if it was at a dinner party. Then again if I went to a dinner party and saw Ja/ck/ I would bolt the fuck out of there and call the police.

what would happen if someone showed jack all of these hate threads about it

>>7193793
absolutely nothing.

>>7193110
Is that chef Juan?

>>7193793
>>7193810

Ja/ck/ is too oblivious and self-unaware for it to make any difference.

In Jacks newest video, he is using breadcrumbs from stater brothers. Stater Brothers is only in California. Jack moved to Tennessee a year and a half ago.

How do you think it feels being a kid in the Scalfani household on Christmas morning?

Can you imagine being super excited to open all your presents, but before you begin you are told that 'daddy is opening one of his first' and he opens one of his presents and someone bought him a new sandwich griller. Someone makes a joke 'hey Jacky I can't wait for some leftover turkey sandwiches tomorrow'.

Jack jumps up. He can't wait, he needs to make those leftover turkey sandwiches right now for the whole family. You look at your presents and reach out to grab them but Jack quickly grabs your hand and says 'come on boy, we're going to the kitchen to make some leftover turkey sandwiches on daddy's new grilling machine! But first, we need some leftover turkey!'

You're forced to watch as he eats the entire turkey by himself. It hasn't finished cooking yet but the juices enhance the christmas festivity. The family stares in anticipation as he opens his new grill and puts what little turkey remains onto some plain white bread. He is so excited that he doesn't even put lettuce down before the mayo like in his 'art of making a sandwich' video. You can barely see your presents behind the ever growing crowd which has gathered around. He puts two slices of bread encased in juicy turkey into the sandwich griller, grills it for 3 seconds, takes a bite and gives his review

'I don't think this is grilled properly, it doesn't really work... look taste that'
He forces the sandwich into your mouth which fills with Turkey blood. You feel the faint clutch of death as you collapse to the floor. Nobody even notices, because Jack has moved onto the part of the review where he shills his own brand of sandwich maker. The whole family applauds as you die and your presents fade away into darkness.

>>7193929
>He puts two slices of bread encased in juicy turkey into the sandwich griller, grills it for 3 seconds
beautiful

>>7193872
in the video his can is half full. he probably brought it with him

>>7193929
You forgot the part where he chokes out his oldest son and screams at him before kicking him out. Oh and his ex-wife showing up and pushing him through a shower door.

>>7193872
>peas

You fucked up as per usual, Jack.

>>7193929
Do you think that Jack worships Nurgle?

hey guys I found cuck salsa

>>7193611
>he doesn't know goody goody church goers are some of the biggest shit talkers

wew lad I can tell you haven't been to the south.

>>7193586
No, you can tell they hate him and get annoyed when he shoving a camera in their face and asking stupid questions while they're just trying to eat. They tolerate him because of church ect. I guarantee they talk about how stupid and annoying he is as soon as they get away from him.

>>7194601
I'm not sure they HATE him, but I don't think they really care for his company.

New joey, Broeys!

https://youtu.be/CUgw34Qym_A

$7.60 for a single burger holy fuck

>>7190253
No one said it was a country.

>>7190259
It is in USA

>>7194644
Damnit Joey, one bite, one swallow, not multiple bites, you don't want to go down like Mama Cass.

>>7194136
Beautiful

>>7194601
There's something Christ-like about a man destroying his friendships in order to review restaurants in the middle of nowhere Tennessee on a mildly popular Youtube show

>>7194624
http://youtu.be/3HLCnyAYY9E

You can really tell that they are at the very least annoyed with his bullshit in this video. Also why does Jack forget what he ordered most of the time? I've seen several of his restaurant videos where he orders his food, then minutes later starts asking the people he is with what is on his plate, and then seems surprised. Does he have early Alzheimer's disease or something?

>>7193929

It's beautiful 10/10

>>7194940
He's had a stroke before

>>7193929
long time no such fun on /ck/.

>>7193929

Fucking kek 10/10

>>7193529
That is way too much sauce to macaroni, but other than that, it does not look TOO terrible.

Why do you fags take such an interest to this guy?

he's so mediocre and you aspire to be like this cook; have slightly higher standards please

Was this ever confirmed as Jack?
>>/ck/thread/S7077321#p7090237

I recall someone saying they sent him links to threads shortly before that too

>>7196299
I don't think anyone actually likes him. You watch the videos to look down on him

>>7196310

I don't know man, with all the fastfood threads and contempt for actual recipes and advice, it leads me to believe /ck/ really does have a population of pathetic 300lb fat fucks who can't cook at all and sort of want to BE like Jack.

it's like all of his food is actively trying to be walmart quality

>>7191725
Jack looks so infuriatingly thick. There is no sentience in those eyes, it's like a goat chewing grass

>>7191725

>his tongue hanging out like a fucking dog when he eats

>>7193586
what a disgusting human

>>7193929
What do you think is the highest internal temperature he's ever gotten poultry? I'm betting 105 degrees Fahrenheit.

>>7194136
Remember to pour just the watery part onto a block of cream cheese. Throw away the chunky part because it has vegetables.

>>7191671
Are you for real?

>>7196470
Well he has burned things to fuck before too, usually it's way under but other times he cooks it way way too much.

>>7196597
>Are you for real?
Yes, I can't find a clip of him on the one show, so I am asking for someone to post a link.

>>7196402
Thanks for putting into words what I have trouble with sometimes

Sometimes I get really sad when I realize that this asshole has a successful business and a family and there are people much better than him who struggle with depression or had their limbs blown off overseas or something.
And yet he has the balls to strut like he does, the fat fuck.

I hate you, Jack

>>7196640
>body like a meatball
>runs like he is swimming
>calves like cantaloupes
>conehead

How has he not killed himself? Has he fucking tried and failed at that too?

>>7189834

How did I go so long without making that connection?

What do you think Jack thinks when he looks up at the stars?
Do you think he wonders about what is out there?
Do you think he dreams of a Universe too great to even begin to imagine?
Do you think he ever considers his own metaphysical place within the neverending cosmos?

I don't.

I think he probably looks up and thinks ''Yeah that Protostar? That is perfectly cooked. Look at those molecular clouds, thats how you know its done''

I think he probably looks up at the Moon and wonders how many heaping tablespoons of cheese it is made of, probably enough for 4 salads.

I think he probably wonders why God overcooked pluto

This is NOT a man who has any fucking sense of knowledge or wonder. A complete fool, his eyes have lost all depth, they have as much depth as the flavours in his BBQ sauce that made him break down in tears on the West Texas Investors Club. This is a fat idiot. I hate him.

>>7196731
Why is his head shaped like an egg?

I haven't been lurking /ck/ for that long.

Is this guy basically the DSP of cooking?

>>7196731
>What do you think Jack thinks when he looks up at the stars?
Beautiful

This took me 2 years to fully complete.

>>7196821
>implying /v/ actually likes DSP

basically

https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=4m32s

That's great

>>7196836
...make it stop

>>7194940
>>7193929
I wonder how Jack Jr will turn out in future. He might get sick of his father's bullshit and go in the opposite direction.

>and tonight with us is the famous finttnes star Jack Junior.
>His latest videos and books about healthy life style have made him a bilionare.
>Even sjw, femnist hamplets are amazed.
>But we're here to talk about his newest work of art, his life story told in a book called "My horrible /ck/uck father."

>>7196932
This is his other son.

>>7196836
>I hurt myself... Today.

>>7196836
NIGHTMARE_FUEL.JPG

>>7189752

Fat people should NOT be encouraged to make food videos.

>>7196940
His son is Jimmy from GTA V?

>>7196932
He's a fat manlet with Jack's mannerisms who plays video games and wants to be a youth pastor and is just now figuring out the pythagorean theorem

>>7194644
All his high pitched Woo Woo Woos and squeaks were too much

>>7196940
Wannabe nigger? Oh boy, that's the right parenting right there.

>>7194988
But that was from caffeine

>>7194136
It's not his is it. He just buys it because it has his name on it.

>>7196961
He's a massive DUDEWEEDLMAO fag, but he's fairly successful, seems like a nice guy and somehow doesn't hate his father.

>>7196972
Yeah it's not his or else he'd be shilling it in every video. Costco isn't retarded enough to fall for jack scalfani's b2b sales tactics.

>>7196979
What does he do? Produce music?

>>7196996
Sells jewelry.

>>7192258
>mom was a great cook
>her tomato sandiwch was brilliant
>Tomato, mayo and bread.

>>7196996
Owns a jewelry shop and is friends with RiFF RAFF

>>7196300
Too well written to be Jack

>>7191601
That's Ricky Andalcio. He's a chef they use for some of the food segments. Unlike Jack he's had an actual career in food and owns two restaurants.

>>7196320
you could like maybe try reading every post in the thread and realize that absolutely no one likes him

what really gets be is the fucking retarded contractions of words he uses, like he isn't even from the south he's from California

shit like celery pronounced sellry
or refrigerator add frigerator

>>7196836
>cutting the handle off a wooden spoon

>>7196836

G O R G E O U S

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>>7196836

>>7197217

>reading every post in a jack post

I would rather slide my dick across a mandolin slicer

>>7197407
>and when your mom is done carving the me you would suck up all the juice
Uncontrollable keks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0t_lrQm_4k

this is a nice healthy recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xl8QT0-9k

moist, juicy and gorgeous

>>7196836
oh god i realized i actually bought that salsa just recently

it was really sweet tasting. I did not like it that much

>>7196650
"No Jack, hanging ropes aren't meant for those kinds of stress tests you idiot"

>>7197699
please do a youtube review and trash it hard
someone desperately needs to do this

>>7197263
doesn't having a stroke fuck with the language centers of the brain a little bit?

When he holds his open hand in front of his mouth before giggling I get well steamed

>>7197407
fucking retard, i wish death on this fat mong

>>7197950

With all those heaping spoonfuls of mayo, his heart shall explode soon.

>>7197924
it is a blockage of blood flow in the brain so probably a small amount of brain death occurs but I mean I really doubt its the stroke that's brought this about - I remember in one of his older vids he tries to shake salt and he couldn't do it cause it was after the stroke cause he'd lost fine motor skills in his right hand might've regained them maybe not - maybe the stroke triggered something in his brain where he thinks its okay to eat raw/bloody chicken or maybe he even prefers it for the juice

How long could you be around jack without punching him in the face?

http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

Is the video of him talking about choking his son still available?

>>7197987
>tfw Ja/ck/ added me back on PSN
>tfw his achievements show up on my feed

>>7197390
with a ceramic knife

>>7197698
>one two threefour

>>7197698
>It's sticky.
>It's sweet.
>It's amazing.

I want him to die painfully

>>7197666
F U C K I N G

H E L L

Good evening gents.

>Look at how moist and juicy they are.

>>7197666
>Italian background
>Breaks the pasta
>Breaks it even further

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

>>7197698
>Equal parts everything
>All that yellow mustard

Jesus. Also this nigga still thinking "alcohol cooks right out" lol.

>>7193089
Every view you give. Every time you click the like or dislike button (it seriously doesn't matter which one). Every time you comment in the video, you are increasing that videos "engagement" score. That score is the most important quality in determining how much a video makes. Using ad blocker doesn't change anything

>>7198547
>twelve people off the cooking section of a tibetan motion pictures forum will give him any significant bonus

The guy has deals with Audible and shit so clearly as long as no one signs up using his promo codes we're okay.

>tfw Jack might get a shill deal with Crunchy Roll

>>7198457
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>7198547
In YT's algorithm it does seperate the ratio of likes to dislikes on a particular video which is treats a score and uses work out the favourableness of a channel by its audience, which is then worked out for adrevenue rate reasons (it's in YT's depreciation policy IIRC).

The comments thing is true, since it's not like YT can detect a positive comment from a negative one so that is just engagement.

As >>7198571 says, there's not enough people on /ck/ to really pad out his ratios since even without us he's getting a lot of views.

>>7196836
source on the spoon one?

>>7193929
Fucking monumental keks, top OC anon

>>7198547
"Engagement" is not ad revenue, the ads still have to load and display to get any ad revenue. This is why adblockers are so maligned by youtubers because it does impact them (and it should, fuck them).

>>7198672
Ceramic Blade product review.

>>7194940
at 1:42 Jack creeps on a thick af black waitress

>>7198365
I want to see ramsay kick a football directly at Jack's bare gut in slow motion 4k

I want Jack to open a restaurant and run it into the ground.

Then watch the Kitchen Nightmare where Ramsay actually strains his voice from yelling IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.

Think it'd be more popular than Amy's Baking Company and Money Laundering?

>>7198891
Is money laundering a different episode or another drama from ABC?

To answer your question, I just want to see Ramsay go apeshit on Ja/ck/ and call him a fat fucking cunt

https://youtu.be/83GjhW_m1A0?t=10m50s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6L4PANePHs

any video that earned a redo video is pretty kek-worthy

>>7197023
You think Ja/ck/ has made them Fried Okra?

>>7197407
As somebody who has never had Yorkshire pudding, how did he fuck it up?

>>7199193
Those aren't it

>>7199054
How do you fuck up corn dogs...

He likes creamy dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubuijNbRdPU

>>7199193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPYaiZS8ek

So is he an actual cu/ck/ or is it just memes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mffOKBpNKg

reminder he added in this shot to his Food Network submission tape

>>7198457
JUICY
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I
C
Y

>>7199296
Why would he put a clip of him cutting himself ontop of that garbage bite shot

>>7198457
why jack, why

>>7199348
Probably to try to make himself more "relatable."

>>7197666
>>7197698
God, WHY?

>>7198245
What does he play?

>>7198855

>>7198457
The worst part is that the last one he cuts through isn't too bad from a rare burger POV (not that I'd eat anything Jack cooked that he thought was "rare" or "juicy"), but then you notice it's not well cooked or caramelised on the outside anyway.

Also nigga, learn to rest your meat.

>>7198855
https://youtu.be/WNnpEmWG9_U?t=284

Just imagine it's Jack in the goalmouth.

>>7199296

I thought I was watching some of his shit clips not the actual submission, jesus.

>>7199296
>The Food Network is a channel in Australia now
>Catch that show where it's Giada and other people picking the next superstar
>Imagining Jack spluttering over himself and making some "juicy" chicken

I sort of want that to happen, but I'm sure Jack would have some excuse for being a shit cunt.

>>7199193
the ironic thing is that he actually showed a picture of legit yorkshire pudding in the begging

>>7199193
Here is French chef Max Resdefault's version of how it should look like.

>>7199653
I didn't even notice that, kek.

>You will never make a cooking video and while editing it realise just how much you've fucked up and how you'd be exposed as totally full of shit, talking about how delicious and gorgeous your food is

>>7191671
Kekd heartily

Has anyone tried his seasoning before? I mean I assume it's just marked up onion/garlic/table salt just mashed up or something (looks like gravy mix tbqh), but I'm sort of morbidly curious to try it.

>>7192108
What's ironic is that joey is a career chef, cu/ck/ is the antichef incarnate. I think joey eats all that fast food because he probably hates cooking for himself, its a job. I know when I worked food I didn't dare go home and cook a nice dinner, I'd get a drive through pint of vodka and taco bell.

>>7199682
Is Joey really a chef? I just thought he was some guy that ate fast food all day.

>>7193793
He's seen one of the threads, someone directed him here on YouTube. He made some comment about how it was just a hateful circle jerk , wasn't sure what he was supposed to see here. He pretty much didn't give two shits about the cu/ck/ thread and probably hasn't returned. Maybe someone screen capped it.

>>7198922
> sketchy husband doesn't let anyone handle money
> servers aren't allowed to look at the PoS system
> owners don't care about food waste or turning a profit
> high turnover rate ensures no one catches on

There was a pastebin explaining it in more details, but those are the highlights.

>>7197666
Leave it to Jack to make a salad with more carbs and calories than a medium pizza.

>>7197698
> pours a whole package of sugar in the sauce
> "oh wow that's so good"
I bet it tastes good to you, you fat fuck. It's just sugar and mustard mostly.

> "I looove dark meat."
OH WE KNOW, JACK!

>>7197698
Why does this man love raw meat so much?

>>7197666

>breaks the noodles twice
>666 get

My god, Satan has taken over.

>>7191671
Anon, I think you missed the joke

>>7197666
Truly, this video was summoned by satantrips

I feel really uneasy all of a sudden....

>>7194940
Wait. Jack lives in Tennessee.... In Nashville?!

I must find this man. He's within' my reach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev9nfVJr1F0


>while Jack is at home enjoying Christmas Eve with his wife, son, and church friends
> you spent the day watching his shitty cooking videos
>get up to enjoy a modest Christmas Eve dinner
>something doesn't agree with your system
>you spend the rest of the night shitting out fiery poop liquid

>rips apart half cooked chicken
>still pink inside
>raw chicken juice seeping out of meat
>"SO JUICY! MMMM!"

>>7200342
>>while Jack is at home enjoying Christmas Eve with his wife, son, and church friends
>>while Jack is at home enjoying Christmas Eve with his wife, son, and church friends
>>while Jack is at home enjoying Christmas Eve with his wife, son, and church friends

I'd rather just kms tbqh imo senpai

>>7199479
Here you go fampai: http://psnprofiles.com/jakatak69

>Post a comment about how he's such great rolemodel that he supports his son, even though he's gay
>Get blocked from channel

Ayyy

>>7200263
HE LITERALLY LEFT CALIFORNIA BECAUSE HE WAS BUTTHURT ABOUT HIS SON NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS SOME RELIGIOUS THING BUT GAYS WERE ALLOWED TO BE GAY AND HE LEFT TO TN LMAO.

>>7200466
>Dresses like a 15 year old in 2001
>"WOAH DUDE LOOK AT THAT DUDE"
>Plays vidya

Jack and I would never get along.

>>7200466

He plays chess on ps4 fucking kek

>>7200474
it triggers the fuck out of him

>>7196940
You mean his "cooler and a better person than Jack"son

Pretty sure it's time to start reportan Jack threads to modtards.

Joey had a better run
>because he is a better person

but Jack does not deserve the ongoing shill.

party;s over, everyone out of the van.

>>7200649
You faggots think your reporting even matters. Joey only stopped because we abandoned him, not because of mods.

looks like meat isn't the only thing Jack undercooks

>>7200731
Are you fucking kidding me

>>7200731

fuck you anon that egg is perfect

>>7200759

>>7200779
Look at that /beautiful/ mug

>>7200779
I think the new EBIN meme should be taking snapshots of Jack eating his cooking, and capturing the subtle exact moment when he realises he's made a huge mistake.

Such as this.

>>7200927
>>7200898
>>7200779

You mean like this?

>>7200927
this one is festive

>>7200927
Some of his recipes are ok.

>>7189796

I forgot when he was going to be on that, so I didn't see it. Is the episode still on iPlayer?

Here I present a very rare Ja/ck/

>>7201001
He's honestly not worth watching my friend.

>>7201001
Best just forget about him. All these retards are giving him view$.

>>7200649
Jack is literally a cooking channel.
Joey was a morbidly obese version of the LA Beast

which episode is the one with the gross ass salsa poured on the cream cheese?

>>7201205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4

>>7200779
not only does his tongue guide food into his gaping maw, but also helps it along down his gullet

I kinda want to try his sauce and salsa.

>>7193929

best christmas present, thanks for the oc anon

>>7201195
I wonder if Joey should do a cooking channel instead of being a consuming buffoon, he is a trained chef, though I haven't seen anything on his skills. I could easily see Jack doing the dumbshit Joey does.

>>7200981
How many times do you think Ja/ck/ will strangle his son this year?

>>7199054
He doesn't even check the oil temp by throwing a tiny bit of batter
The oil isn't even hot enough

>>7201738
Well Jack does do shit reviews on his other channel. But not full blown autism to the max level reviews, still manchild/autism tho.

>>7201785
As many as it takes to choke away the gay

>>7201738
and Joey is the far superior chef desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZnPHvRsx-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x71Irdt5eA

>>7201895
Neither Jack nor Joey are chefs.
Also:
>desu
Faggot.

>>7201867
If that's the case, Jack Jr. is as good as dead.

>>7201899
Seems when Joey isn't making a fool of himself he is a chef.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

>>7201841
He has done one or two super autism reviews like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIRup4RoXFQ

But yeah mostly it's just him being a scumfuck in public.

Who else Ja/ck/in' it?

>>7202127
That damn into music is triggering

How many HEAPING tablespoons of Mayo does my salad need?

>>7202923
It depends on how fat you are. If you're on Ja/ck/'s level then about 2 32 oz jars.

>>7202872
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>7197666
>"...it just glides in your mouth"
>glides

>>7202944
It's /beautiful/ anon

>>7196801
Looking at the man's head it's no wonder he wears a swimming cap in most of his videos
and that beautiful, moist, juicy, and flavorful is the extent of his food vocabulary

>>7202079
>burrito factory
>owner
>1989
A truly fine, young capitalist!

>>7202988
His gf is quite the looker too

>>7203006
Kek he wishes

>>7200006

>watch some of the video
>get to where he takes the chicken off
>ok looks like Jack cooked it this ti---

fucking bloody ass chicken god dammit Jack AT LEAST COOK THE FUCKING FOOD CORRECTLY

>>7203006

Here's Eva Marie with her actual husband.

>>7199054

>mixes corn meal and flour
>flour
>in a corn dog recipe

Fuck that's like asking for bacon in a vegetarian dish

>>7192258
Is he literally retarded? It's a sliced tomato on a fucking piece of bread?

>>7200342

>he says the chicken is sweet

NO SHIT JACK YOU ADDED ORANGE JUICE, BROWN SUGAR, AND HONEY

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE THE BEETUS

>>7203080
he does though m9

>>7203080
he does have diabetes

>>7199296
Jesus fucking christ almighty.

>>7201867
Who could have guessed that this fat fuck begat a fat stoner dumbfuck and a gay pastor wannabe?

>>7200474

Jack will never not be mad about his poofter offspring.

>>7199054
Why would you bother making a video showing you don't know how to do something? Aside from keks, it's a worthless video that doesn't teach anything. He's aware that he can just keep trying and edit it to show his successful attempts, right?

Jesus what a disaster. Why didn't he edit out his heavy breathing? It's so distracting.

>>7203557
He said he makes up to $3k a month from his videos.
Not so dumb.......

>>7203570
I'm a math major and I can get any job I want starting at $300k

>>7203583
Relevant post, anon.

>>7192258
> buys an unripe tomato from the store
> "these are awful!"

How much Gatorade do you think he waters his tomatoes with?

How did he not realize he was poor? That's the must depressing sandwich I've seen. Were there kids in his neighborhood eating cardboard or something?

>>7203583
That's nice, Timmy.

>>7194940
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTRO SONG FROM? It's one of the worst things I've ever heard in my entire life.

>>7203570
>makes up to $30k a year on youtube
>makes about the same AT best from his sauce buisness
>mfw jack makes less than a lot of liberal art degrees

>>7197698
Why you always lying Jack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu5wYkrHts
Nice and blackened
Fuck I hate Jack

>>7203637
It sounds like a song from Splatoon

>>7194940
Holy shit, they can't stand him. Nobody in that group wants to be there and they definitely don't want to be around Ja/ck/.

>>7203066
Um actually, it's sliced tomato and MAYONNAISE on bread.
This is Ja/ck/ we're talking about

beautiful

>>7203781
moist

>>7203784
delicious

Jack has a gay son? I thought he only had Jack Jr. and that wannabe rapper .

>>7203797
jack jr is the gay son

>>7203802
Sourcw

>>7203781
Juicy

>>7198547
well, I don't want to stop him and it costs me nothing, right?
Fly little bird

I don't know what it is, but why does everything he makes looks so fucking unappetizing? Like, even if he makes something correctly, it still looks awful?

It might be the lighting or something, dunno desu

What I hate most is how confused he is in all of his videos. Like this is his first time in the kitchen and cooking is something he has only heard of before.

>Look at that! Wow! The sauce is coating the meat!

No shit, Jack.

>>7203849
Fucking look at him

>>7194940
Why does Tammy make Jack Jr. give her half of his burger when she has already ordered a burger for herself? Is she worried he will end up like Jack (who she cleary hates) if he eats too much?

POSTING RARE JA/CK/S DO NOT STEAL

>>7204059

>>7204066
HOW IS HE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>7203999
He looks like a fat kid?

>>7203781

>>7204059
Pretty neat photo. The fuck happened them?

he fucking bought pre-shredded pecorino romano

im mad as fuck right now

>>7203978
>Wow, look at that! As I apply heat to this meat, it begins to change color! Isn't that something? Wow it's all brown on the outside, I guess that means it must be ready to eat

>>7204098
Delicious, moist, and juicy on the inside
>wow would you look at that

>>7204059
>>7204070
how did you get these?

>>7204070
Should we contact social services?

>>7203781
Gorgeous.

>Write an email to Gordon Ramsay about Jack, Final Boss of /ck/
>Kindly ask him to make a statement
???
>Profit
That's the closest you will possibly get to our wet dream

>>7204229
My mouth's watering. I wish you could smell this.

>>7204186
Jack or Tammy's facebook most likely

>>7204240
>>7204194
>>7204098
>>7204086
>>7204070
>>7203781
>>7203789
>>7203680