/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pic relates is their "food"

>>7205287
These shitheads never answer my calls

>>7205287

>>7205290
Jesus.

It's, uh, nothing to look at, is it?

>>7205295
>Who doesn't like Pizza and Anime???
Most functioning members of society.

>>7205331
I hope you're focusing on the Anime aspect with that statement.

>eating at theme restaurants
>ever

If there was a place like this near me I would go - but only for the sake of asking what ah-neem was.

>>7205287

Why is the artwork such absolute shit?

>>7205345
To complement the menu.

>>7205333
Mostly, but if you like to eat pizza that's shitty, or eat it often, I have bad news for you.
Pic related, Anime Pizza Man looks like he couldn't be any happier with his life.

At first, I thought this restaurant was started by a bunch of college aged weebs, but reading into it some more, it appears that it is a father who wanted his own pizzeria, but was tricked into making it anime themed by his weeb barista son.

It also appears that some reddit fags are trying to "troll" the place in an even more cancerous way than the damn anime themed pizzeria

This kills the dad

>>7205353
>he never envisioned his life would end like this

>>7205374
Aww man, that's kind of a shame. But then again, maybe the theme is working for him, since the pizza looks less than average.

>>7205353
Thanks doc.

>Anime pizzeria
>literally 3DPD

I can't fap to this

ITT: child molesters

>>7205287
>anime
>ponies

>>7206146
>he wouldn't fuck this

Get a load of this faggot

>>7206159
I don't know which is worse. Eating food associated with either anime or mlp sounds creepy to me. I have no appetite in a situation that makes me think of so ronely waifu fapping.

>>7205374
>but reading into it some more, it appears that it is a father who wanted his own pizzeria, but was tricked into making it anime themed by his weeb barista son.
Oooh, got sauce on that?

>>7206180
/mlp/ is hands down the best board for trolling and baiting.
Those donkey fuckers bite EVERY time :^)

Get out of here you weeaboo fuck this isn't CrunchyRoll

>>7206412
It's a maymay. Ignore it. Calm down and lurk some more.

If they had good pizza, I might, but...

>anime

>>7205290
burn the witch

>>7206399
Dear /mlp/,
Just a reminder that you're a bunch of faggots and pedophiles.
Thanks.
>guaranteed replies every time!

>>7206382
ya, here

>>7206399

I've never been, but it CAN'T be easier then /k/.

>>7206430
Nah man, /mlp/ is where it's at for maximum butthurt.

>>7205374
If you go to their FB they have a few neat pictures of specially made pizzas. That Thundercats one is lookin dope.

"I ordered the Nagasaki, and it was a little cold so they put it in the microwave and nuked it for me."

>>7205287
HOLY SHIT THIS IS IN MY CITY

>>7206703
I bet it's owned by mexican weaboos.

>>7207196

If the food/service/price was all decent I don't think anyone would really care about the slight anime theme to it. If anything it would attract kids.

You should look up the Geek Bar in Chicago if you want to see something cringy aimed at a niche crowd.

>>7206703
Go there and leave an honest Yelp review. I'd love to see this place on something like Restaurant Impossible, so long as they ran with the theme

>>7207221

>so long as they ran with the theme

I can already hear Irvine in my head,

"No! Nope, this just isn't going to work. Take it ALL down; for fuck's sake we only have 14 hours... We're getting rid of this tacky theme and doing a low-budget, upscale strip-mall feel. Say hello to my designer, I'm going to go hit the gym until my producers call me back for the big reveal."

>>7207196
>ANHME
>OPEN PIZZA
is the letter H cheaper to buy than I?

>>7205287
hey, at least the weaboo went out and started a business. hope its still alive and kicking, it aint easy starting something that obscure.

>>7207227
> I'm going to go hit the gym until my producers call me back
Top kek
>>7207228
I always assumed so

>>7205287

>>7207453
Actually anime is a certain art style of cartoons so it's not the exactly same

>>7206429
HUEHUEHIE

>>7207465
spotted the owner

>>7206425

Reminds me of the maid cafe these weebs tried to run in Detroit.

http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2012/08/12-1/maid-cafe-opens-in-detroit

Aside from everyone being ugly weebs none of them actually knew how to wait or run a business.

The food to was horrible. Apparently it was all Kroger bought, like the physically went inside Kroger and bought their premaid sandwiches and foods even though Kroger offers services like that for small busnieses anyways. Near the end there was a rumor they stoll food from the trash.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2012-10-14/detroit-maid-cafe-chou-anime-closes-its-doors

>>7207220
What the fuck is this shit?

>>7205287
Sure I mean if the food is go-
>>7205290
Nope.

>>7206430
It's not. On /k/ you can start a thread like "Hello /k/, the following post is strictly to troll you and make you angry. Even knowing this, you will fall for my plain-as-day ruse and respond in earnest.

You don't NEED guns."

And get 250+ replies. I've done it before, and will do it again.

>>7207698
What's the appeal of starting troll threads? Do you really need some form of attention that bad? I've been lonely before but, fuck, that's sad.

>>7205353
>cross a river and avoid border patrol, for the sake of the hope of a better life in America
>wind up a pizza boy at a shitty pie shop with an "anime" gimmick
ay carumba

>>7207734

Um, he's still sending a large portion of his paycheck to his family back home, which makes a difference for them.

>>7207717
Honestly that one was to make a point about how easy /k/ is to troll. It was supposed to be satire but when it worked I just sat there dumb founded.

>>7207634
Made for your pockets

>>7207747
Yea /k/ isn't exactly filled with the best and the brightest. If you use the right buzzwords they'll bite down on any bait no matter how obvious you make it.

>>7207634
What do you expect from a bar that gives their own employees bouncing checks or has to go on kickstarter/go fund me twice to stay afloat? Even moot wasn't this much of a jew

>>7205287
no, anime is for faggots

Why the fuck are they opening at 10 AM. The earliest a weeb is getting out of bed is 12:30 PM

>>7207831

It's so that their moms and girlfriends can go pick it up and serve them breakfast in bed.

>>7206399
>>7206430
>>7207698
One of the unspoken best boards to troll is /sci/. It’s an art there, one has to troll softly and with cunning. /k/ is child's play.

>>7207894
I sometimes like to go to /sci/ and find the beginnings of an argument over some topic. I then wait for the dance to begin. Two people who start replying to each other’s posts in a conflict. Once a couple of replies have been thrown back and forth I pretend to be poster A and post a reply to poster B acting like A with some pieces information I just make. This gives poster B a euphoric dopamine rush as he thinks he can now win the argument, so they quickly go in for a kill post before the real A is done formulating a response to the original post and sees my imitation response post. I then wait for the real poster A to come in and quote my reply saying it’s not him and post his real argument. I then pretend to be poster B and reply to A’s new post saying something along the lines of “nice damage control there retard, saying its someone’s else because I just btfo your argument retard, prove it with a picture of the posts.” Before real B has a chance to post his real response saying this is not him, I post as A again with a photoshopped picture clearly showing both posts were in fact him. This completely derails the argument and generally the entire thread in the process. Seriously, I can sometimes hear the frustration of the two of them rumbling through the internet into my screen. I do this a lot.

When I was like 12 or 13 I would've loved this place. Ten years later and I want to try it anyways.
>>7207905
I love you.

>>7207228
No. They literally bought the letters and the supplier didn't have an I so they bought the H.
Literally they bought it.
I had assumed they just found some letters or something, but no.

>>7206425
>this frogposter actually believes that replies = successful bait

>>7206399
>>7206425
>>7206430
>>7206434
>>7207698
>>7207905
>>7207894
>>7207788
this is some real fucking autism if I'm being forthright, flesh and blood

>>7207856
>girlfriends

God damnit, Texas. Since when can waifu pillows get drivers licenses?

>>7208028
>implying "this is bait" gets you out of trouble
compulsive replier detected

Here is what their pizza actually looks like (taken from their Facebook page).

I dunno. What do you think?

>>7210236

I'd get that just as soon as any national chain, assuming the prices were comparable.

>>7210236

Well, it looks like what's in OP, I can't deny that.

>>7210236
Ehh, looks edible.

>>7210236
just looks like frozen pizza desu. dry and unseasoned. if they would use pure mozzarella and put a brush of seasoning/olive oil on the crust it might actually look presentable. the lasagna they make that got posted earlier on the other hand... that can't be saved.

>>7210280

It actually does look like cartoon pizza, which I think many people might find appealing.

>>7208455
Not giving them the freedom to do so is un-American.

I'm about to open a bar, what to you guys think of my menu?

>>7210596

>what to you guys think of my menu

Dumb, and not worth saving, let alone reposting.

>>7207905
i think i've seen some of your work. most impressive

>>7210596
Unfunny, the joke is barely a joke.

>>7205353
Gracias, doctor.

>>7207905
Kek'd

This reminds me of a restaurant in the previous town I lived in.

If you asked for the Korean menu instead of the mediocre Japanese food they gave to non-Koreans. The interior had zero references to Naruto, neither did the menu items.

Their ban chan was wonderful, as was the sun du bu jigae that had local seafood.

>used to be stationed in San Antonio
>remember all the weebs in my unit

Jesus fuck I bet 80% of their clientele is 19 year old soldiers with anime waifus

>mfw I'll never be a 19 year old retarded soldier with too much money ever again

>>7211936
Huh. The army really does take the dregs of society.

>>7211951
It's far far worse during wartime too, which were still just barely coming out of.

>>7207905
Keep up the good work, anon!

>>7206422
>Says the guy posting an undertale image

>>7212464
Undertale did nothing wrong.

>>7212468

>>7212498
The fans may be cancer, but the game is good.

I'm really tempted to go there in just pin up some furry porn on the walls and see how long it takes for them to notice.

With some furry porn it takes you a moment of looking at it before you realize what you are seeing.

>>7205331
3 day old bait

>>7211746
>sun du bu jigae

>>7212592
>he likes aneem and shitty pizza

>>7205374
How are they "trolling" the pizzeria?

I seems like a respectable establishment, I wonder how their Caesar dressing is

>>7207905
I just replied with "Hi guys, I'm a girl and an engineer :)" to engineering thread. It got a fuckton of butthurt replies and turned into an asspained discussion about some evolutionary psychology men vs. women bullshit. I thought that a smiley would make it too obvious, but no, fuckers bite the bait.

>>7206174
Which Non Non would you Byouri, Anon?

>>7205287
No. I have enough awareness to know that I don't look like the kind of person who would go in there ironically. I might like anime and love pizza, but those are things I try to keep delivered to my secret house.

How did nobody post this yet?

>>7207520
>Didn't last 2 months

Holy shit.

This thread has inspired me. I am going to open Anime Fine Dining.

a texan group chat on /cgl/ told me about this place and i didnt believe them
when i found out it spreaded pretty fast
i dont see why people feel the need to harass them on any means
theyre being cringey,but not harming anyone
that being said,it is in my city,yet on the opposite side of town
should i go?

>>7210236
Depends on the price because that is frozen pizza tier, which I would eat but not pay a lot for.

>>7212675
>he doesn't like anime

Yes

>>7217792
I like anime as long as it isn't annoying juvenile moeshit or annoying juvenile actionshit. People who enjoy that shit need to grow the fuck up, come out of the closet, or both.

>>7217792
>animu

>>7214948
Hit me up if you want a cook. I'm classically trained in Japanese and French techniques, and I'm a weeaboo even though I'm a gaijin, desu senpai.

>>7218285
pathetic

>>7207894
I trolled /sci/ about how pipe physics needs more research for industrial places to progress and it reached about 300 posts. Good times

>>7205353
Thanks for that pic, now I'm so depressed I have to kill myself.

2016, I almost made it.

>>7211936
This. You'd make a fortune selling cheap anime themed shit food outside every base in america.

>>7205287
Those look about as bad as the average Sonic OC.

What would be worth eating?

>>7211746
me and my friends have been frequenting this restaurant for the past few months cause of the korean food. Haven't even seen a japanese menu. As for the blinds I think they were just a sloshed in translation thing cause only one person, a younger second gen waiter even speaks a little English so they probably didn't understand and eventualy they took them down. Best bibimbap anywhere near here.

>>7207894

>math degree 300k starting
>Inter-universal Teichmüller theory
>PhD in triple integrals

Get the fug out

>>7210596
what the fuck is pressed butter for 18 yurodollars?

What the fuck is a hand-pulled clam

>>7212202
kek is this a porn shoot

>>7218472
http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

>>7217972
Different anon.

It's the complete opposite for me.
I honestly think moeshit is the only saving grace of anime because a lot of other genres I've looked at are poorly executed or are the same plot with different characters and animation.

>>7207196
>using a Z for an N
>using an H for an I

Damn times be tough, aniki

>>7211746

Heh, I used to live on college street pretty close to that place, never once tried it while going to AU though.

>>7218472
Hand pulled clam is when a grill masturbates

>>7218519
How can one person hold such a shitty opinion?

>>7218519
>that pic

I Keked but I don't know why

>>7217972
>need to grow the fuck up

people who tell other people to grow up need to grow up

stop telling people what they are allowed to like

>>7207905
This is what "trolling" meant before the media took up the word and made it synonymous with "flaming."

>>7218541
lol

>>7214882

>>7205295
proof that radiohead fans are stupid

>>7212498
Was that tripfag making a point with some hyperbole, or did he forget to turn off his trip while samefagging?

>>7206399
The only way to actually "troll" /mlp/, as in, get 'em mad, is by knowing something about the show.

Frogposting is not "trolling", omae.

>>7218519
Liking moeshit?

Please explain why this isn't considered equally cancerous to ponyshit?

>>7206382
Read the barista son get emotional here:

http://animepizzeria.tumblr.com/

>>7219433

>A 21 year old guy, opened a Anime themed Pizzeria and turned it into something great

>>7219377
Because at least with ponies, the characters look [ironicspoiler]fuckable[/ironicspoiler].

>>7207698
But you don't actually need guns

>>7207717
What attention? For a good troll you're active for three posts at most. Then you sit back and watch the fun.

>>7219433
He types exactly like Chris-chan, with random capitalization and misspellings

What is it with anime and autism?

It's appropriate to call this anime pizza because all they've done is repackage old, ugly shit.

>>7219788
You do when the bad guys have them.

>>7206399
Ponyfucker here.

I can literally post a pony right now and get guaranteed (You)'s. Daily reminders are old and shit, it'll never be the same as when /v/ did it

>>7219788
Is your life worth defending? Is there even the slightest possibility that you may need to defend your life, or the lives of the ones you love at some point in the future?

If you answered "yes" to either or both of those questions, why wouldn't you want the best, most efficient way to do so easily within your grasp?

>>7220155
It's not efficient to maintain a tool that there's only a slight possibility you'll ever need.

>>7220160
>efficient
Suit yourself, Spock. If you need it, you won't have it.

>>7219433
I feel so fucking bad for that dad.

>>7220163
OK, but I'm not even the one who first raised the question of efficiency.

>>7206430
The easiest way to piss off autists is to post an anime image on one of the normie infested boards.

>>7220160
>my life isn't worth taking a couple hours out of every couple of months to maintain a thing that could protect me from harm
I hope you don't buy any form of insurance, or else you're gonna look like a stupid motherfucker

>>7207196
I like how half the shit isn't even fucking anime.

Are there any chinese cartoon themed buisnesses in your area /ck/?

>>7206707
It is.

Spics are the worst anime fans, second to niggers who never shut up about DBZ, Gurren Lagann, and Naruto.

>>7220191
>animu autist

>>7220188
No, I don't get sucked into the insurance scam. Nor do I have a biohazard suit. I'm more likely to one day need one of those than I am ever to need a gun, and they both have fewer possible substitutes than a gun, but I still don't have them.

>>7205290

>>7220196
Was there a point to your post?
I'm confused.
You just put two words side by side that don't really convey anything.

>>7220197
Do we need gun control?

>>7220205
It doesn't matter. That is a question irrelevant to both the thread and this particular off-topic question. Go to /k/ if you want to discuss the issue further.

>>7212502
>undermeme
>good

Pick one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KBqaWikHs

this is the son.

>>7220217
>Discussing gun control
>on /k/

kek!

>>7220217
You're thinking of /pol/.

>>7219021
Found the manchild.

>>7205290
Holy shit it literally just looks like American cafeteria food. Disgusting.

I feel like i would get food poisoning if i ate their food

why would I wanna eat at the meme pizzeria?

Extra greasy

Well, what kind of themed pizzeria would you make, /ck/?

>>7219809
>What is it with anime and autism?
too autistic to realize that just because a children's cartoon is japanese doesn't mean it's acceptable for adults

>>7220477

Italian

>>7207698

link pls

>>7210596
Plum please.

>>7220672
You there?

>>7220676
It's off their facebook.

>>7220485
>children's cartoon
Yup. Ninja Scroll was perfectly suitable for kids! I mean, hell, I watched it when I was ten, so maybe you're on to something!

>>7220725
It is for children who want to be seen as cool and mature for liking something violent.

>>7220738
>it is for people who want to jack off to monster rape
Fixed for you, you're really overthinking things senpai

>>7220485
Ebin, truly ebin.
Despite the fact that there is a large portion of anime marketed towards 18+, your autism tells you that just because it isn't your 2cool live action, it is for children.

I wish I could strap your youngest relative to a chair and force them to watch the most gruesome and disturbing anime out there.

>>7220739
>>it is for people who want to jack off to monster rape

aka manchildren?

>>7220738
I could say the same thing about any movie, book, video game or tv show with action and violence.

Fuck off sperglord.

>>7220744
You sound incredibly upset. Normal functional adults don't get angry over other people saying something is immature for them.

>>7220746
Dear tumblr: This might be a good time for you to learn that literally every male in your life, including your father who molested you giving you PTSD, consumes massive quantities of pornography. All of it would make you sick to your stomach, because you are a hypersensitive infant in an adult's body, who thinks she needs a "safe space" from reality.

Sincerely,

Real People

p.s. if you asked them, they would not deny it, but knowing you you'd be afraid to even ask

Stop liking what I don't like.

>>7220752
Not reading all that crap, sorry. I'm pretty sure you don't even address my argument anyway.

>>7220755
>I'm too dumb to read, but muh feelings are unwavering

Woman '''''logic'''''

>>7220758
Sure thing fám

>>7220749
Normal functioning adults don't have their ass cheeks ripple in anger at the mere sight of a Japanese drawing, as you undoubtedly will with this image.

>>7220755
>>7220760
Normal functioning adults can actually read a full paragraph, little Timmy.

>>7220761
I don't know how you interpreted anger in my post

>>7220780
>I'm not mad
Cool story senpai. You sound like you're about to have a stroke.

>>7220780
Are you serious?

>>7220788
Yep

>>7220796
Well you are incredibly deluded, I'm sorry.

>>7220803
How?

>>7205287
Oh dear God, this place is right down the street from my grandparents' old house...

>>7205290

>>7219462

>>7207520
>didnt last two months

Fucking hell, thats not even funny. I've seen restaurant ventures close but the quickest was 4 months

>>7220477
Sirancha meme pizza

>>7207978
>literally

literally kill yourself

>>7220738
>people only like violence because they're concerned about the opinions of others
I sometimes wonder if certain people on 4chan have ANY self-awareness whatsoever.

>>7207465

>a style of cartoon isn't a cartoon

>>7219351
>The only way to actually "troll" /mlp/, as in, get 'em mad, is by knowing something about the show.

I am honestly not sure if you can even troll /mlp/ even then.

Its essentially /s4s/ without rule 15 and the rest of the threads are take the content of some other board and put a horsefucker spin on it. Usually /k/ or /pol/

>>7222154
>implying cartoon = 4kids
Keep being triggered by animation. I'll just go watch a human/dog abomination get kerploded, thxbai.

>>7220412
Did they use American cheese?

>>7219433
>I made a Facebook page. I thought that the page was going help us connect to the customers, so that can see what events we are doing…. but I was wrong. We end up getting lot of negativity instead, it sucks for me. Because I have to read each and ever one of them, it got to the point where I become sad and depressed. All I wanted to do, was help my dad. Insted, I messed it up.

This whole concept is stupid but shit, that's sad.

>>7222606
After getting told that they're just cartoons, you take it personally and get upset.
Not him, but you're the one who sounds triggered.

>>7206399
I have never been there. I like to troll /a/. It's real easy just post a picture of any cartoon (important: not anime) and ask what anime it's from but you will get banned from /a/ and sometimes all board

>>7220368
>discussing politics on /pol/
>discussing music on /mu/
>discussing literature on /lit/
>discussing food and/or cooking on /ck/
i love 4chan

>>7220160
>what are fire extinguishers
>what are smoke detectors
>what are those condoms you bought at self check out to avoid making the cashier internally laugh at you

>>7222756
I'm not even the guy you were talking to, actually. I just came here to laugh at you. But if it makes you feel better to think I'm mad, go ahead and think so. Even take this reply itself as evidence of my smoldering anger, if you want. I wouldn't want you to feel as if you were wrong. That would be mean.

>>7220477

Probably 'cha pesto pizza with havarti and pretzel dough.

oh, and a gluten-free red velvet almond flour cupcake for dessert

>>7222606
>Keep being triggered by animation. I'll just go watch a human/dog abomination get kerploded, thxbai.


wtf are you talking about you idiot crackhead?!

>>7222981
Okay. I'm going to spell this out for you, since you're the kind of guy who actually types "wtf" unironically. I'll even use small words.

>>7207453 started this little thing, I gues, whit the image he posted implying that anime was "just cartoons". "Cartoons" meaning stuff like Looney Tunes, Johnny Test, you get the picture.

>>7207465 responded, claiming that "anime is a certain art style of cartoons". "Cartoons" in his case meaning "animated media".

>>7222154 either deliberately misunderstood in order to troll or is just that dense, and responded with "cartoons are cartoons", implying that all forms of animated media are fit only for children.

>>7222606 is where I came in. I made the reference I made as a backhanded question. Would you let YOUR children watch a "cartoon" where a little girl and a dog get spliced together and subsequently executed by explosion? Not in a "cartoonish" way, either.

You trackin' so far?

I wish I had some crack right now. Probably a better deal than fucking Black Velvet.

>>7222978
Is Havarti a fucking meme now because I swear to god

>>7210236
Better than the pizzas that are made here in chile i suppose.

>>7222998
tldr

>>7223030
>Is Havarti a fucking meme now

Yup. its the new chipotle-asiago

>>7207690
If they didn't put much effort into their advertising what makes you think there will be effort in the food?

>>7223120
tl;dr read a book u dum nigger

>Call Anime Pizzeria
>Ask for the bukakke special
>Post results

>>7214888
Because ck can't into memes

>>7207520
>>7221637

Nah it's still funny. They failed because Detroit is a shithole and the girls weren't attractive. But even if they were the location was shit.

>>7214332
like this
>Hello Anime Pizzeria, How may I help you?
>h-hello, i-is this le krusty krab?
>I'm sorry ma'am, can you repeat that?
>T-thanks, y-y-you too *hangs up*
Woooh, we did it again, Reddit!

What is /ck/'s favorite anime?

Mine is Blazblue. The deep intellectual story and compelling characters make it 10/10

>>7225670
Peaky Blinders

>>7225670
Anything with nice asses like this one desu senpai

>>7205353
Is he putting sauce on an ALREADY BAKED CRUST!!!

>>7225670
Or Slayers. Or Kojika.

That's kind of a big question.