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7462585 No.7462585 [Reply] [Original]

Who on earth comes up with food like this?

>> No.7462588

mostly people

>> No.7462591
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>> No.7462596
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Aspic creeps me out

>> No.7462597

the -point- is to shock you and make you say "who on earth comes up with food like this" retard. state fairs and amusement parks specifically looking for attention when they advertise items like this.

attention you're providing them like a good little goy

that or a shill, either way

>> No.7462599

>>7462585
Fat people.

>> No.7462601
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>>7462597
So it's like a car crash and I just can't look away?
Doesn't mean I'd like to try it.

>> No.7462603
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>>7462601

>> No.7462612

>>7462601
>>7462608
What the fuck...

>> No.7462617
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>>7462601
>>7462608

>> No.7462620
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>> No.7462633

>>7462585
Makes me cringe every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3QjRpvxbkE

>> No.7462640

>>7462603
This.
This right here is what stupid, everyday people eat. I see these ignorant slobs walking around and wonder what they put into their bodies and this is the sort of thing they eat happily.

>> No.7462642
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7462642

Maybe this isn't cringeworthy, but chilli flakes on lasagna is pretty fucked up

>> No.7462647

>>7462642

Why? It's basically pizza, but with noodles and chili flakes merge quite well with pizza.

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>>7462647
I guess I should try it before I knock it, huh

>> No.7462655

>>7462642
That is pizza you fucking dolt.

>> No.7462662

>>7462633
yikes. whole cherry tomatoes and peas? wtf was she thinking.

>> No.7462666
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7462666

I'd actually try this

>> No.7462670
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>>7462666
Not quite what the website promised..

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>> No.7462674
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>> No.7462685

>>7462670

Is that fucking cucumber?

>> No.7462687
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>> No.7462690

>>7462685
Nah, fucking cucumber is unsliced is a little thicker.

>> No.7462692
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7462692

body of christ

>> No.7462693

>>7462642
I usually put chilis in my tomato sauce. Not enough to give considerable heat, just added flavour.

>> No.7462694

>>7462685

Nah, it's just a young pickle.

>> No.7462697

>>7462687
What the fuck, who undercooks meat like that??

>> No.7462700

>>7462685
Just a regular cucumber I think.

>> No.7462701

>>7462597

>shilling for amusement park foods

Take a fucking break from the internet for a while. Maybe take a brisk walk or read a book. either way.

>> No.7462706

>>7462642
thats a sicilian slice you retard

kill yourself you waste of human life

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>> No.7462710

>>7462640
food isnt clean faggot. our bodies do a pretty good job of taking random shit you pick up off the ground into something nutritious

>> No.7462711
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>>7462706
I suppose you think this is popcorn, too?

>> No.7462714

>>7462650

I would eat the shit out of that.

>> No.7462717
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>>7462710
Why so salty, nigger?
Food is not just random shit picked up off the ground.

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>> No.7462731

>>7462726
I bet every single item in that deli is delicious.

>> No.7462780

>>7462731
The chicken heads look like they'd taste very chicken heady

>> No.7462812

>>7462687
>burnt as fuck on the outside
>raw inside

How the fuck does he manage to do this with all of his meat? It's a fucking anomaly.

>> No.7462814

>>7462812

Way too high heat, doesn't leave on long enough. Not that hard.

>> No.7462821

>>7462711
but it is, you fucking retard

>> No.7462828

>>7462620
>>7462617
>>7462608
>>7462601
The cringiest part of these is you abbreviate the word pizza to "za".

>> No.7462832

>>7462726
>I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT

>> No.7462836

>>7462828
At least it's not abbrieved to "pizz" you colossal squid.

>> No.7462888

>>7462692
Are those tiddlywinks?

>> No.7462894

>>7462585
So this is essentially chicken kiev without the chicken.

>> No.7462898

>>7462894
Or garlic, or breadcrumbs.

>> No.7462901

>>7462603
I find this picture very unsettling. Why is that beef grey?

>> No.7462903

>>7462650
It's fast food, therefore I'll eat it no matter how bad it looks.

>> No.7462920

>>7462603
This is the sort of "snack" i would make myself when i was 12. Its disgusting to think there are adults who would consider this a good meal

>> No.7462940

>>7462920
It's still a nice snack when made properly. use unflavoured CCs, cook the meat nicely (I don't know what went wrong with that meat-- it looks boiled), add some beans and maybe a bit of salsa. Great for a cheeky night in.

>> No.7463117 [DELETED] 

>>7462642
You just aced the stupid exam

>> No.7463120

>>7463117
Fuck off you scary black cunt of a man.

>> No.7463584

>>7462596
You're such a loser.

>> No.7463588

>>7462585
That's literally a deep fried pastry with butter inside.

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you guys got nothing

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>>7463601

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>>7463607

>> No.7463663

>>7463601
HAHAHAHAHA! That fish head woman.

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>>7463632

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>>7463669

>> No.7463676

>>7462601
I'd eat that

>> No.7463679
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>>7463675

>> No.7463691

>>7462687
Juicy.

>> No.7463700

>>7462591

>little teeny bubbles on top

well no shit, of course this is cringe, it's spoiled.

if it came out fresh from the pot, it would certainly be decent,

>> No.7463710

>>7462888
If you weren't a filthy heathen you would have realised they're communion wafers

>> No.7463713

>>7462707
Jesus shit.

Is that supposed to be pork risotto or something?

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>>7462726

>> No.7463739

>>7462620
Honestly i'd fucking eat this, but i'd have to be drunk and in the mood to eat something that'll leave me disgusted with myself the day after.

>> No.7463753

>>7463691
undercooked

>> No.7463768

>>7463713
Its 2 dollar chops and rice a roni

>> No.7463774
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>> No.7463783

>>7462585
'muricans

or english... i can't figure

>> No.7463885

>>7463632
The one in the bottom left is actually pretty well done.

>> No.7463921

>>7462687
jack couldn't wait an extra hour to pull that pork...

>> No.7463937

>>7463679
God those are interesting! Are they mostly from Russia or somewhere near there?

>> No.7463950

>>7462692
That's unacceptable! Pls delete

>> No.7463956
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>> No.7464019

>>7463956
He wastes a bit of cocoa, so what?

>> No.7464027

>>7464019

retard could have either let the butter come to room temp before starting, or just used a damn spoon. like most of his videos hes impatient and lazy

>> No.7464042

>>7464027
or cream the butter then add cocoa bit by bit

>> No.7464051

>>7464042

also a completely acceptable answer

>> No.7464055

>>7463774

Gotta go fast

>> No.7464070

>>7462687
Jack "BigBoyBite™" Scalfani

>> No.7464088
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>>7463774
>>7464055

>> No.7464091

>>7462585
is that a raw scotch egg?

>> No.7464108
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>>7464070
Husband to Tammy "BigGurlBite™" Scalfani.

>> No.7464114

>>7462717
Come on
This is rustling my jimmies really hard

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>> No.7464145

>>7464133

wat

>> No.7464149

>>7464133
That was horrifying.

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>>7462585
Aliens

>> No.7464224

>>7464133
Some people should not be allowed to hold knives.

>> No.7464242

>>7464133
i couldnt finish the webm ive seen this shit before but this time i just cant stand it

>> No.7464287

>>7463669
This is fucking morbid

>> No.7464336

>>7462666
WTF!! Why couldn't you just make your own burger ?? Do they not have ground beef and bread where they sell that

>> No.7464345

>>7464133
The first time I saw this and the pregnant walks into the kitchen I instinctively thought shit that knife will be flying across the room and kill her baby

>> No.7464355

>>7463669
You could probably make that look elegant by leaving out the sails and the portholes dripping blood

>> No.7464364

>>7464336
It's for camping purposes although I'd much rather have an MRE. They're not that much more expensive, provide more calories, and can actually taste decent.

>> No.7464379

>>7464091
I thought so too at first. Read the filename.

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>> No.7464424

>>7462603
I really hope the grey beef I keep seeing in pictures like this is because of shit cameras. Fucking Taco Bell's beef looks better.

>> No.7464431

>>7462642
How does that even remotely resemble lasagna?

>> No.7464436

>>7462585
Paula Dean

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>>7464431

>> No.7464483

>>7462642
subtly fucking with chicagoans, I like your style.

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>>7463669

>> No.7464501

>>7464133
Honestly expected this to end with her cutting herself. Christ.

>> No.7464520

>>7463700
What? That's most likely oil.

>> No.7464521

>>7462726
Haha what does it say on it ? Is that a specialty of some sort ?

>> No.7464523

>>7464027
>hes impatient and lazy
No, he's mentally impaired. I don't know how he hasn't killed himself yet. Blows my mind that someone that fucks up as constantly as him and doesn't learn a single thing in the process functions in society. He has a wife and kid too, doesn't he? Infuriating.

>> No.7464534

>>7464520
oil doesnt bubble you retard

>> No.7464542

>>7462673
that kid's diet is so bad he's already getting zits...

>> No.7464552

>>7464133
where is this from btw?

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>> No.7464701

>>7464694
I think ive had something like this they are pretty good.

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>>7464676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

I wonder if it's like these?

>> No.7464717

>>7462726
>~$5/lb. for stuffed chicken necks

But why

>> No.7464721

>>7464717
Profit.

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Not so much cringe as hilarious. The fucking things face destroys me every time.

>> No.7464738

>>7464721
I suppose so, considering that otherwise the neck would probably be thrown out and there's maybe half a pound of sassage in that thing.

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>>7464717
It's a delicacy in one part of Italy and stuffing chicken necks takes a more time than just laying some drumsticks or whole chicken out.

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>>7462603
This reminds me of that picture of like, a giant fucking pile of boxed Kraft Mac n' cheese and am equally giant pile of sweet corn with a little bit of meat of some kind and the caption read "This is how I keep my man!" Implying not only that she cooked this for someone she cared about but that he has probably given her explicit compliments on her cooking.

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>>7462666

>> No.7464814

>>7464726
im making that face my skype picture, lord jesus dude. just look at it

>> No.7464817

>>7464707
Wait, she ended up getting sick from eating those?

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>>7462717

>> No.7464822

>>7463632
as if I needed any more proof it's from Russia.

>> No.7464832

>>7462601
stoned and want now

>> No.7464833

>>7464707
>>7464817

Those dollar steaks are somewhere between hilarious and sad, way way more expensive than just going to a real grocery store and buying actual steak.

Then again steak really isn't as expensive as people act like it is as long as you aren't eating huge portions or particularly expensive cuts.

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>>7464726

>> No.7464867

>>7463601
>>7463607
>>7463632
>>7463669
>>7463675
>>7463679

this my friends, is ART!

>> No.7464905

>>7464697
I'd try it before deciding if it was creative or misguided.

>> No.7464923

>working at a friends house
>usual labor stuff, moving shit, disassembling things, etc
>was only like 16 at the time
>kids gran wasn't paying me for this, but instead was gonna give me food for my trouble
>sit down with friend to eat
>he literally says "when we work, we always get rewarded with an amazing meal"
>get overcooked, dry hamburger with nothing on it
>comes with corn on the cob and pasta salad
>eat the corn, don't even like corn
>try the rest and it's inedible, cannot bring myself to eat it at any capacity
>kids little brother eats all his corn and drops the cob into the serving bowl for the pasta
>throw the rest of my food in the garbage

>> No.7464927

>>7464905
It's cold spam, mayonnaise, mustard and bean sprouts

>> No.7464961

>>7464817

That's a guy.

>> No.7464974

>>7462591
I refuse to believe that this isn't actual vomit.

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>> No.7465235

>>7464923
>gran
you're obviously british, so no wonder she couldn't cook. it's a wonder that you bog dwelling inbreds can manage to open a can of soup. maybe you should gone down tha chippie instead guv?

>> No.7465381

>>7464927
I'd still try it first.

>> No.7465425

>>7465235
Not British, just a lazy typer.

>> No.7465791

>>7465223
>,,,,;
Why the fuck do people do this?

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>>7462674
You know what, I think this might be good.
The combination of salty and sweet, with that breading? Man, that looks good I'm not even joking right now.
Whoever made this might be sitting on a goldmine and doesn't even know it.

>> No.7466489

>>7462599
Winner!

>> No.7466496

>>7464108
That little girl making fun of her says it all

>> No.7466513

>>7464108
Why is this a thing? This is jack's hog, isn't it?

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>> No.7466672

>>7463601
>
>>7463607
>>7463632
>>7463669
>>7463675
>>7463679
5/5 made me giggle like a 12 year old girl

>> No.7466673

>>7464027
I think the fact that he uses 3 and a half sticks of butter for a cake is pretty fucking disturbing too

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>> No.7466679

>>7466671
This is the proto-Earth impact which created the Moon

>> No.7466689

>>7466671
This looks like some shit from dark souls.

>> No.7466827

>>7463774
what`s a point?It`s not even cooked

>> No.7466894

>>7462597
>>7462701
>Take a fucking break from the internet for a while. Maybe take a brisk walk or read a book
this

>> No.7466897

>>7462821
newfag

>> No.7466898

>>7465791
Excessive use of ..... and ,,,, etc is almost a sure fire way to detect someone growing up in the 70s. I'm not sure why but it seems to be common for people growing up in the 70s in at least western European countries. Maybe some influence from cartoons or comics.

>> No.7466918

>>7462612
english breakfast pizza

>> No.7466928

>>7465791
I visit conspiracy forums like and you'll be surprised how many users type`,,,,,,with BIZZARE,,,,,,,syntax,,,,,like this???????
It's usually accompanied with phrases like "I was diagnosed schizophrenic but it's not natural but from an alien implant tooth filling"

>> No.7467021

>>7466898
mercury in tap water

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>>7466648
>mfw I knew someone who ate like this growing up

I once came into his house and saw that he was eating egg noodles with cheez whiz as sauce and I swear I almost fucking puked.

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>>7464407

>> No.7467076

>>7466827
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

Pretty tasty actually. Although you should consume in 1-3 days after slaughter.

>> No.7467161

>>7462687
What's his deal with Palestine?

>> No.7467189

>>7464459
yeah, thats not musaka

>> No.7467200

>>7462620
Would eat this after a heavy night

>> No.7467208

>>7466678
That actually looks interesting, but what is it?

>> No.7467210

>>7466648
What are the red things on the right? They look like some spicy corn chips, but they also look a bit moist, some kind of processed meat snack?

>> No.7467219

>>7467208
Burned pancakes and apple sauce from the looks of it

>> No.7467237

>>7464133
There are parts at 0:11 and 0:24 where she literally holds her fingers under the knife and bashes it as if she were trying to cut off her fingers.

In a cooking competition, she should know how to crack a coconut. If she didn't and had to use trial and error, she should consider the knife as a last resort. If she must use the knife, one of them could have held the coconut while the other held the knife handle and bashed the blade. If she absolutely must have held the handle, there was absolutely no reason to hold her fingers directly under the blade.

What the fuck.

>> No.7467251

>>7462673
It looks disgusting, but I guess if you bone it out and use the meat in soup it's fine.

>>7464542
You're right about the kid, though. He'll probably die of diabetes by 30 because of his faggot parents, lul.

>> No.7467256

>>7466648
Do these people live entirely in social networks where nobody at all can cook better than this? That's the only reason they could possibly be proud of this. What the fuck is your usual diet such that ramen, raw carrots, kraft singles and chips is an impressive meal? Have they not once seen someone cook real food, on their Facebook, even on TV?

>> No.7467264

>>7466671
>>7466675

These are more impressive than anything.

>> No.7467270

>>7467210
Flamin' Hot Cheetos

>> No.7467371

>>7464133
whenever I start to think I've cured my misogyny, I just watch this and it all comes rushing back

>> No.7467728

>>7466671

Can anyone actually identify this?

>> No.7467745

>>7467728
Caramel apparently

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/37x87e/i_forgot_i_was_making_caramel_at_work_its_a_tad/

>> No.7467786

>>7467745

Ok I can see it now. But god damn that's bad.

>> No.7467823

>>7462585
People looking to cash in on the notion that food at the state fair = really unhealthy food you can only get your hands on once a year by taking the idea of unhealthy food to the most ridiculous extreme possible without any real regard to actual taste or quality.

>> No.7467838

>>7464534
I don't even know how to respond to you. You're a retard

>> No.7467845

>>7464680
Looks like Japan didn't learn from the first nukes. Let's take out Tokyo and see if they stop fucking ruining the world.

>> No.7467864

>>7464694
there was a toaster hamburger by the same company but it disappeared after the horse meat scandal

>> No.7467920
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7467920

I hate shit like this. Edibles and non edibles together.

>> No.7467929

>>7462620
Frikandellen?

>> No.7467931
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>>7462692
Divine.

>> No.7467936

>>7467920
If someone put this in front of me at a restaurant I would throw it at the waiter and walk out

>> No.7467938

>>7467920
>non edibles
pussy

>> No.7467940
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>> No.7467942

>>7467920
The muscle juice gets on the pizza. You take off the muscles, eat them and then enjoy a slice. You're just autistic, to be quite frank with you.

>> No.7467951

>>7462722
>slap chop
>all the mayo

>> No.7467955
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7467955

>> No.7467956

>>7467940
Fried negro dick. My favorite

>> No.7467965

>>7462888
communion wafers. Catholics believe they literally turn into the body of Jesus Christ

>> No.7467975

>>7467965
>Catholics
You should apologise to the Church of England immediately or the vicar will never invite you round for evening tea.

>> No.7467977

>>7467940
Black pudding supper. Not as bad as you might imagine. Generally made with shite quality black pudding though.

>> No.7468013

>>7467955
Is that... spam wellington?

>> No.7468023
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7468023

Hot off the press.

>> No.7468043

>>7468013
that's spam wellington

>> No.7468065

>>7468023
Hey I just cooked for you, and this is crazy, here's something I made, it's lasagna maybe.

>> No.7468079

>>7463669
That's awesome

>> No.7468114

>>7468043
shadow moses?

>> No.7468122

>>7466669
This is an amateur mistake, misjudging the quantity in the pot because they don't know that while boiling the pasta will puff up. If anything this is good, they'll know next time.

>> No.7468135

>>7464133
I have seen this video many times but it always makes me feel uneasy watching it.

>> No.7468160

>>7462650
Hahah file name

>> No.7468165

>>7462692
Amen.

>> No.7468177

>>7464680
I wonder what that brown shit is?

>> No.7468192

>>7468122
I'm new to /ck/, and I'm hoping what you said was bait.

>> No.7468212

>>7467936
Of course you ordered it in the first place... Dumbass

>> No.7468220

>>7462597
those deep fried oreos doe

>> No.7468249

>>7463774
>>7463679
>>7463675
>>7463669
>>7463632
>>7463607
>>7463601
Looks like content from dem Punitive Cooking threads on Russian 2ch cooking board
I actually never bothered asking where do they find those horrors, but probably just look for them on all the cooking sites where people share recipes

>> No.7468271

>>7464697

what else should you do with garbage meat like that

>> No.7468291

>>7467977
eating that amount of black pudding is make my chest feel dense

>> No.7468368

>>7462666
If you put in the microwave and then crisped it in the oven it would taste fine.

>>7464717
>>7464755
Ready made sausage skin, it's like stuffing the best tasting part of the animal into it's neck. This is a chicken sausage, it has a chickens head on top.

>> No.7468380

>>7462722
That flicking of the bacon triggers me every time.

>> No.7468405

mods are asleep, post ja/ck/ webms

>> No.7468412

>>7464974
pretty impressive that they ate their cheerios whole then.

>> No.7468420

>>7462687
So he has those claws, a magic bullet, and a slap chop.
Does this guy just buy every stupid gimmick that he sees being sold on TV?

>> No.7468432
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7468432

>>7468405

>> No.7468434

>>7468420
No, he gets them free on the provision that he uses them in videos.

>> No.7468471

>>7467940
why do brits have the ugliest french fires

>> No.7468484

>>7468420
I was gonna say they're for product reviews but I've seen him use them regularly so yeah, most of them are for his own personal use.

>> No.7468498

>>7462650
>>7462642
>>7467920
>>7467940
Would eat while piss drunk at 2am

>> No.7468507

>>7467936
no you wouldnt, you would complain but end up eating it anyway.
dont act like youre tuff because youre on the internet

>> No.7468514

>>7467728
Yeah, it imbues weapons with Chaos

>> No.7468535

>>7464364
Why do wannabe survivalists keep pretending MREs are good in any way? If you're a civilian, there are hundreds of better, more nutritious, better tasting, cheaper options for camp food.

>> No.7468569

>>7467940
ahh swedish cuisine

>> No.7468577
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>> No.7468605
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>>7468605
wat

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>>7468605

>> No.7468672
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>> No.7468677

>>7468661
not fat enough to be ja/ck/

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>> No.7468681
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>> No.7468686

>>7468650
how fucking dull is that knife

>> No.7468687
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>> No.7468693
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>>7463675
I was compelled to draw this

>> No.7468694

>>7468681
I find it absolutely hilarious that he expects everyone to have a tub of their favorite salsa available at all times.

>> No.7468705
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>> No.7468706

>>7468693
Christ above
why did you do this
why am I fapping to this

>> No.7468709
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7468709

>>7468693

I don't even know what to say to you.

>> No.7468710

>>7468694
I find it hilarious that he thinks he invented salsa with cheese and that we'd still be wondering what to dip crackers in without him.

>> No.7468711

Anyone have the video of the philipino girl making that awful carbonera with hot dogs and she gives it to her boyfriend

>> No.7468717
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7468717

>>7468693
I'm so confused right now

>> No.7468720
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7468720

>>7468693

>> No.7468721

>>7468711
Kek I think I know the one. It's pasta with chicken soup, hotdogs and Kraft singles and contains no eggs, pepper or bacon/pancetta/guanciale

>> No.7468723
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>> No.7468726

>>7468721
YES than her boyfriend eats it and his face is just full of disappointment

>> No.7468732

>>7468693
good job! keep it up, proud of you!

>> No.7468735
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7468735

>>7468693
hot

>> No.7468741

>>7468711
That's her husband. Those meals are his entire life.

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7468743

>>7468679
kek

>> No.7468746
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7468746

>>7468432
I am so mad right now.

>even he hates it

>> No.7468747

>>7468693
I'm gonna fap to this and I dont even care

>> No.7468755
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7468755

>> No.7468756

>>7468650
what bideo

>> No.7468761
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7468761

>>7468693
I found this hot, I'm obviously damned forever now, thanks

>> No.7468765
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7468765

>>7468605
>IT'S JUST A TACO U DUMB NIGGER

>>7468723
>how to ruin taco salad

>> No.7468771

>>7468177
"bacon flavouring" maybe?

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>> No.7468788
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7468788

>>7468743
Uncooked bacon. Shameful display.

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7468792

>> No.7468796

>>7464707
There';s fuckijg air bubbles in the vacccum packing. why would anyone ever attempt to eat that.

>> No.7468811

>>7462666
>pickles trying to escape
is that cheese or "cheese"

>> No.7468865

>>7468796

Youtube money.

>> No.7468889
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7468889

>>7468743
>cutting on porcelain

>> No.7468909

>>7468788
It's cooked you twonk

>> No.7468920

>>7468909

Not cooked enough.

>> No.7468930

>>7463956
>>7464019
>>7464027
>>7464523

who is it?.

>> No.7468931

>>7462717
My dad used to do this. He built combines and was dumb as fuck.

>> No.7468938

>>7467219
Maybe buckwheat pancakes, those are that color.

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>> No.7468943
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>>7466673
4 sticks
FOR FROSTING

>> No.7468944
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7468944

>>7468931
>built combines
I think you're confusing "dumb as fuck" with "has a faggot for a son" again, Anon. FYI

>> No.7468955
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>> No.7468979
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>> No.7468981
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7468981

>>7468955
i didnt read the filename at first and immediately laughed at how he walks to get the towel

>> No.7468982

>>7462599
>>7466489
Outrageous foods you see on TV are almost always made by normal-weight people (targeted towards fatties and frat boys)

>> No.7468988
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>> No.7469020

>>7463956
>Cocoa_butter.webm

>> No.7469054

>>7468988

>napalm the Palestinians race war now

>> No.7469056

>>7464019
all he had to do was soften the butter

>> No.7469084

>>7468988

i like how everything was kind of nice till the bag chicken

>> No.7469089
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>> No.7469094
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>>7469089

>> No.7469097

>>7468681
What the hell is with this Palestine shit I don't get it

>> No.7469100
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7469100

>>7469094

>> No.7469101

>>7469089

Oh god kill me while I sleep.

I will never understand how he so consistently under cooks everything.

about a year ago I undercooked a sausage link and it still keeps me awake at night.

>> No.7469102

>>7469094

What is that, a fly?

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>>7469100

>> No.7469108
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>> No.7469112
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>>7469106

>> No.7469114

>>7468792
How is he alive. His intestines must be the largest tapeworm colony known to date

>> No.7469115

>>7468577
I'm laughing so hard right now

>> No.7469125

>>7468577
What in the FUCK is this even supposed to be?

>> No.7469141

Why doesn't God kill jack

>> No.7469142

>>7469125
he called it a "garbage stew"

>> No.7469145

>>7469141
He wants the Palestinians dead.

>> No.7469149

>>7469145
So what's Jack's problem with Palestine where did this come from

>> No.7469151
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7469151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

>> No.7469166

>>7465223
says the guy who spends a shit ton of time making scrambled eggs

he fucking uses creme fresh and a bunch of other shit

>> No.7469169

>>7467940
>british '''''''''food'''''''''

>> No.7469173
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7469173

>>7469149
>Not hating Palestine

>> No.7469175

>>7469173
Would you just answer the question and I'll gib all the shekels to bibi

>> No.7469194

>>7469145
why?
It this a jew joke or is he really anti palestinian?
I want to hear him say gas the palestinians race war now

>> No.7469196

>>7469194
>>7469175
He said something about napalming the Palestinians one time.

>> No.7469229

>>7468931
>built combines to support his ungrateful kids black cock addiction

>> No.7469238
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7469238

>>7468693
now this I can get behind

>> No.7469244

>>7469149
He's a fat fucking Jew, that's why.

>> No.7469262

>>7468535
This. The people that say mres are good have never had to eat them for weeks at a time

>> No.7469363

>>7467940
>One Anthony Burch, comin' right up

>> No.7469434

>>7468979
Cooking Jenkem with Jack?

>> No.7469618

>>7469151
>not posting the superior version
https://youtu.be/q6KAVzPb_yQ

>> No.7469652

>>7467219
What? That's not at all what this is, surely some fuck up of cooking enchiladas without sauce then adding it at the end trying to save it

>> No.7469688
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7469688

>>7462836
>colossal squid

>> No.7469704

>>7468192
Everything on /ck/ is bait.

>> No.7469991
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7469991

>>7464108
its a hereditary trait

>> No.7470021
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7470021

>>7466673
>>7468943
iirc that was also going on a mayo cake

>> No.7470023
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>> No.7470121

>>7470023
>tammy gets cucked

>> No.7470268

>>7468605
>Taking a bite out the middle of the taco
This guy is trolling us on a higher level than we can comprehend

>> No.7470278

>>7468693
I demand more of this lewd.

>> No.7470477

>>7468743
Every movement this retard do are so awkward. It's like the food intimidates him

>> No.7470541
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7470541

a braindead retard or a clever troll?

fucking poew law

>> No.7470621
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7470621

>>7464726
>those teeth

every time