/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7483189
I eat out of a vending machine.

>>7483197
I ear out of vending machine. Only use microwave I eat like king

>>7483210

>>7483198
East Germany lives on in it's own way.

>>7483247
>this is bait

This is really interesting shit, thanks.

The interface is shit but that coke w/lime is god tier. One of the only sodas I'll drink.

>>7483310

>distributeur de lait cru

I'm imagining a cow inside the machine getting milked every time someone throws in some change.

>>7483315
I like to go to the status menu of those machines. Just press 2in above, to the left and to the right of the big water dispensing button. 12 oclock, 9 oclock and 3 oclock

>>7483189

>So British.

That said, this Amerifat would totally try it. I'd love to have visited an automat in Chicago or NYC in their hayday.

>>7483243
lel I remember one of these (or at least a similar machine) being in a mall near me. It didn't work for the entirety of the two years it was up, my friend lost his money in it twice trying to get a pizza out of curiosity. Shit was probably a scam.

not sure if these dispense hot food or just vouchers for a nearby restaurant

>>7483491
wrong pic

>>7483323
Same, except I'm imagining a cute girl rather than a cow.

>>7483189
>Warmed snacks from vending machines

WHY DON'T WE HAVE THIS AMERICA?

>>7483198
what happened to automats?

it seems like the perfect food serving method in this era of apple pay, antisocial behavior, and identical fast food menu items

why can't i just walk up, hold my phone to the window, and get my quarter pounder with cheese? why do i have to talk to someone?

>>7483491

Microwave meals.

>>7483546
Because inner city kids just scratch up, trash and tag up everything nice.
You people are savages.

>>7483682
It's true. When I younger I used to service vending machines and I've found horrible things inside of them.

>used condoms
>a human finger
>blood
>scalp (maybe)
>used tampons

>>7483578

We'll have them soon in the Netherlands (most still coin operated at the moment). Do you really want a burger which has been sitting around for a while though?

>>7483542

rery rice.

>>7483698
>a human finger

wot? details.

>>7483698
It may have been an ATM machine but I remember in the local news someone finding a severed thumb. Except when the cops arrived it was a penis.

>>7483706
Leer beter Engels kut. We have them bedoel je. We'll = we will

>>7483706
At many fast food restaurants, the food is premade and sitting under heat lamps anyways. Wouldn't matter if it was waiting in a box.

>>7483712
You know how nowadays they have all these warnings about not sticking your hand into the vending machine to get free stuff or try to unstick a moving part by yourself?

Yeah. One guy didn't read so well.

>>7483373

>>7483362
>300 yen

Is that dear?

>>7483578

>>7483481
The good ol' Wheel of Death! Offices in the 90s (in the U.S.) always had these things. Really commonly contained expired food. A reasonably okay idea, but the execution was a shitshow.

>>7483190
i hate when people make this face

In Alice's restaurant.

>>7484061
that's his regular face

>>7483768
those are little scale model toys, not food

>>7483857
that would only work in japan

people would smash that shit up in a week in america

Amerifat here.
Where the fuck can I find these vending machines that make food?
I've literally only seen the soda ones and the ones that have shit like candy bars and chips in them.
You would think America of all places would be on top of this shit.

>>7484162

Reminded me of the Aeon Flux episode where people go into voting booths to eat cabbage.

Video related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95rKK9N3WvI

>>7484162
I NEED A FUCKING CABBAGE, STAT!

>>7484162
what is the coin?

cash back as a form of discount?

the classic

>>7483243

>>7483203
>auschwitz.jpg

>>7484218
Is that an interactive lobster death machine?

I'm no vegan but that's fuckin' cold, man.

>>7483505
Sasha Grey is a potato dispenser?
Sarah Palin surely.

>>7483740
HE DIDN'T READ SO GOOD

>>7484244
Yeah, I felt like there was a joke I was missing on that image name.

>>7484220
I always thought they were just frozen and heated. They should display the mechanism

>>7484218
>claw

using the lobsters own weapon against them

>>7483771
>dr pepper
lived 4 years, never have i

>>7484360

That's cause you are always buying black boss in roppongi

>>7484365
i miss chu-hi's tho and their stands

>>7483190
what stops underages from buying from it

>>7484381

Social pressure and societal norms

>>7484381
Japan does have a drinking age but it's unenforced. It's not uncommon to see middle schoolers drinking over there and no one really cares.

>>7483298
kek i almost thought that was balut

>>7484412
balut is dead at least
those poor vending machine crabs are still alive

>>7484141
It would work in civilized (white) areas.

>>7484039
I have one at my job

every M-W-F the guy comes and replaces stuff, but it's still not good

the fanciest thing they've put in there are hot pockets

>>7483198
After removing food and opening the door, you can leave subversive literature inside for someone to see and possibly buy

>>7484151
I've seen some in a Hospital. Malls might also have them.

>>7484245

Nice.

>>7483562
>muh microvenderies

>>7483230
A2 might fix that problem.

>>7483298
>>7484218
Sickening.

>>7484118

i need 46 in my ass

>>7483298
>>7484218
Awful.

>>7483220
>you will never buy sacks of weed from a vending machine

>>7484803
Totally have. That's from the BC Pain Society in Vancouver. Good weed but a little more expensive. Also dank concentrates in the machine beside it.

>>7484487
I doubt it. All American teenagers are little shitheads. The only thing that would prevent even usually well-behaved kids from eventually deciding to trash an automat is the presence of a human attendant.

>>7483505
>my face when

>>7484842
They should have robot guards with pepper spray and tasers to keep the little shits in line.

>>7484803
I know ;_;

>>7484955
oh man pecans after hours is a good idea

>>7484803
>tfw you had weed and pizza delivered to your door earlier

I fucking love Seattle.

>>7483193
fuckin' genius

>>7484162
>>7484214
It says おつり (otsuri) which means change. The cabbage is supposed to cost 150.

It's adorable as shit.

>>7483230
AYYYY WNY, These machines are easy as fuck to steal from, you just gotta give em a good hip check and at least one springset will fail flat. I stole a shitload of milk and Sobe's back in my shitty teenage years.

>>7483247
These are quite common where in whitetrashville, and are convenient for early morning bait runs or late night crawler re-ups.

>>7484039
The only reason I even know they exist is because of The Office, every time they showed the breakroom I just wanted to see wtf was in that thingy...

>>7484988
>seattle looks cool
>hipsters live there sadly
>tfw

>>7485222
I bet Arino-san would love this.

>>7484988
>getting pizza delivered in Seattle

I love your stories, brother!

>>7483226
>cheese pizza written in instead of a picture
hmm...

>>7483220
Shame that she's garbage, she looks so cute.

>>7484271
Cyperpunk as fuck desu

>>7483768
Me too, vending machine. Me too.

>>7484143
I wonda what he'll get.

>>7485527

He's was asking /ck/ that same question at the time of the photo.

>>7483261
Are those pink sausages plastic wrapped bananas?

>>7483542
Anyone know what's written next to the coin slot?

>>7485613
yep a tasty banana anytime anywhere you can enjoy.

>>7483356
oh god I remembe these things.
Glorified hot water dispenser attached to a vending machine but god I loved them

This thread is great. I'll give you a free bump. Keep posting them.

>>7483189
I bet it just shakes and makes grinding noises and then finally shats out some scotch beef from the coin return slot onto your shoes with the consistency of canned steak and gravy

>>7483356
>Sorry I shall be up and working next week :-)

Unlike the average pot noodle eater

>>7485615
オンザロック用の氷はカウンターに有ります
強くタタクナ!

Ice for "on the rocks" is available at the counter
Hit it hard!

...somehow I find this thread terribly depressing...
> eating != meal
> purchasing != preparing
> foodstuff != ingredients

>>7483220
A degeneracy machine?

>>7484784
>>7484761

>>7486029
Vegans.

>>7483309
meiji is so comfy

>>7483727
i dont know why but this makes me very happy

>>7483738
CUTE

>>7483247
>mfw I discovered the local gas station kept the sodas in the same fridge as the nightcrawlers

>>7486159
why is that bad?

>>7483220
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>7483298
are these at movie theatres in the US?

>>7486321
Yes, of course. The Yen is the official US currency.

>>7483220
Where is this? I think this is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

>>7486309
It's live worms stored with something I'm supposed to be putting in my mouth. Those worms are in there pooping, anon.

>>7486368
Vancouver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpiiuVL4uY

>>7486371

You eat the entire can? Fucking amerifats.

>>7483535
Same, except I'm imagining a cute guy rather than a girl

>>7483226
>24/6

>>7486477
Can't use machinery on shabbes.

>>7483768
it's gachapon or some shit. 300 yen isn't a lot though.

>>7484926
No thanks, I like fries who weren't captured.

>>7486543
It says McCain not McCann

>>7483189
>takes one minute to dispense coke

>>7486590
mmh hot coke..

Greetings from /k/

>>7486159
the chinese takeout place down the block from my house stores the meat in the same fridge as the sodas. it isn't even in the back, its a self serve fridge. reach in for your coke and try not to touch the pork.

>No tendies vendies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7486673

Now in your local highschools and universities.

>>7484273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINf5mdhnCU

Some do

>>7483505
What does this have to do with sasha?

>>7483486
>>7483243

I had one. It's the shittiest cheapest pizza you can imagine.

>>7483857
That looks so fucking comfy.

>>7483190
Need this here in virginia

>>7483247
hell yea nigga, who redneck here?

>>7486052
Nice! I can't wait to improve the local ecosystem by planting all these foreign species!

>>7487621

Survival of the fittest, Leonard.

>>7484118

You can get anything you want

>>7487630
BAZINGA
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>>7486673
>mfw when they have these at every christian church

Why the fuck arent these things commonplace in America? Our entire society is based around cheap consumerism and instant gratification yet somehow we only have your run-of-the-mill soda and snack machines.

I haven't seen anything more advanced then the belt dispensing soda machines anywhere in America. Wtf

Fastest soda machine in the world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngsx6l3mU4

>>7483212
Wouldn't your bananas get bruised?

>>7486464
THAT'S NOT MILK ANON!!

>>7487705
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngsx6l3mU4
Wow. Slow news day.

>>7483208

>>7483480
> tako yaki vending machine
Wow. I wish I had this down the street from me. Though I do have Japanese places that make them within walking distance here in America.

Though the thing about vending machines if that they are open all night.

>>7483190

Homeless in Japan is my new retirement plan

I could make it

>>7484218

>>7483226

Please tell me the machine turns off Friday at sundown.

>>7487649
[laugh track]

canned bread

>>7484300
>using the lobsters own weapon against them

>>7487701
Because the phamacologically-inclined and/or melanin-enriched portions of the US population would destroy them in a matter of days.

>>7488040
Exactly.
>this is why we can't have nice things

>>7487701
>Why the fuck arent these things commonplace in America? Our entire society is based around cheap consumerism and instant gratification yet somehow we only have your run-of-the-mill soda and snack machines.
I think it's building code that everyone has a kitchen in the US. You see shitty studios in europe and other parts of the world, where an illegal hotplate is what people at home. No fridge, no shit but a bed and a sink to wash in.

So, with that kind of bachelor subsistence living, you'll see things like this filling a gap from what cravings and food needs can't be satisfied far from home, or even at home.

US used to have whole restaurants with walls of cafeteria food and no servers. It was called Automat. It was a trend. It stuck in Japan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automat

>>7483280
Woah!@#$ This is very hip...., this "veggies" one is the equivalent of the mason jar salad, with the dressing in the bottom and layered by sturdiness. I would sooo totally use that machine, say at a museum food court or something. Nice jars too.

>>7483292
ebin old people maymays

>>7488020

This is off topic, but more and more I keep seeing people arguing over the definition of "millennials".

Can we end this right now and just agree that if you this image doesn't conjure up memories from your childhood you're either too old to still be here or a millennial?

>sage for off topic

>>7487705
Shit, one more thing to add to my Across The USA bucket list.

>>7488074
>It was a trend
It wasn't so much a trend as something that filled a niche that later vanished. In factories, train/bus/ferry/etc. stations and in other places that would have people passing through late at night or early in the morning they were quite popular. And then industry dried up, trains and buses were abandoned by white people as suburbs sprung up and franchised fast food places basically put the final nail in the coffin.

>>7484381

Not a goddamn thing. Over there they don't have any serious problems from underage drinking.

>>7488074
That's a very good point actually, at least in my state there has to be a restroom in a certain proximity for example. I'm sure there's some legal issue like that at work preventing wonderful fastfood vending machines.

>>7483768
>the light inside has broken but I still work

</3

>>7488106

I know people still in their 20's who are divorced but yeah whatever.

>>7483210

What are you, the king of Somalia?

>>7484748
i was thinking C2

Please excuse the autistic weeaboo
(we should all be familiar with that)
http://youtu.be/Wp_cnqg9jHc

>>7483731
Except perception. People like to feel like fast food is the same as any other restaurant. And perhaps the bun might get soggy. Wouldn't be too bad if they did a mcDLT thing.

>>7485259
Underrated.

>>7488323
TWELVE VENDING MACHINES?!?!

god damn youtube whores are so annoying.

>>7487663
Even the Quaker ones?

>>7483220
They have these in Canada and in Washington state

>>7488239

>>7483193
Why is this not a thing in America?

>>7483247
>JEB

>>7488561
We have these things called 'niggers' that enjoy breaking the social contract. Read as: 'There's something nice, I have to destroy that shit as a symbol of defiance or I'm not a man!'

>>7488581
You don't really hear about niggers breaking vending machines, though.

>>7488589
because we've nigger-proofed them

>>7488227
man, how do you fuck up life that hard

>>7488572
good eyes

>>7483251
This is dutch culture. They love eating "out of the wall", as they call it.
Belgium has superior deep fry culture

>>7483725
"We will have them soon" is toch fucking correct?
"We zullen ze gauw hebben, automaten waar je met je mobieltje kan betalen."
ik ben niet dezelfdefag

>>7487977
are those fucking frozen crabs

>>7488174
It's funny when you see stuff about youth degeneracy in Japanese movies and it's mostly teens staying out late, wanting to join a rock band or talking back to adults

>>7483732
this typeface should be used more often for printed notices. Comic Sans will always be common though

>>7484118
I WANNA KILL
I WANNA KILL
I WANNA SEE BLOOD AND GORE AND GUTS AND VEINS IN MY TEETH!
EAT DEAD BURNT BODIES I MEAN KILL! KILL!
And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me,
Sent me down the hall, said "You're our boy". Didn't feel too good about it.

>You'll never live in a universe where automats are still popular in the US

>>7485201
>I stole a shitload of milk
kek

>>7486673
they should've featured those in GTA San Andreas

>>7487690

What a terrible slogan

>>7487663
Please be joking

>>7484855

>pepper spray and tasers

Should be robotic arms with saw blades.

>>7483501
>buy a pizza
>stand about like a twat eating a whole pizza

>>7483542
For refreshing times

>>7488660
by fucking random sluts in high school. Feel bad for people married in their early 20's, they don't get to enjoy life.

>>7483562
where's this from?
Strange to see Vedett outside of Belgium tbqh

>>7486371
bait is in plastic container, soda is in metal container, you are in a meat continer

>>7486673
Too bad you can only sell rifle rounds in it, unless you install it in one of those shady areas that still has cigarette machines. Actually, now that I think about it, putting one with handgun rounds in one of those areas could make a killing!

>>7483193
Was seriously thinking about buying one of these off alibaba, then filling it with pringles, canned soups, and cup noodles with hot water pitcher next to it, but then realized that it takes coins only and even if installed at a location with a cash register, it would ruin the convenience factor. Nobody's carrying around 6 quarters in their pockets anymore.

>>7487899
And impact the shekel schedule? Oy vey!

>>7489588

They would carry 6 or more quarters at a time if stuff like that existed.

>>7483481
The Wheel of Death at my office sometimes has microwave chicken wings in it

>>7483258
Now that's what I call a bread machine

>>7483208

>>7485520
sadkek.jpg

Has anyone else seen this style of soda machine before

>>7483304
>>7483366
>>7483810
>>7484265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GViBkwbyd0Q

if you can make it tot he end you will be rewarded

>>7489673
The hospital in my town actually has one exactly like that but with snack foods instead of soda, though I've literally never ever seen anyone use it.

>>7489698
Texas?

>>7489712
Nah, Saskatchewan.

>>7489716
FLYOVER PROVINCE LMAO.

>>7483721
>>7483495
>>7483491
>>7483480
>>7483309
Why does everything made to be marketed and sold in Japan have to look like something that would give one a seizure? You can critique American consumer culture all you want but the Japanese have taken it to disgusting new levels of depravity where I can no longer tell if its something you eat for a meal or as a snack. At least we green/organic wash our healthy shit.

>>7488074
>student/studio apartments don't have kitchens

What the fuck?

And Europeans call US uncivilized???

>>7489767
I have that image on my work laptop but had to photoshop 2 of the cubes out because they made me sick every time I looked at them

>>7489730
>Hey kid! Want some coke?

>>7486501
>>7486477
>>7487899
7489606

>Go on free trip to Israel last summer (Birthright)
>Stay in shit tier Jerusalem hotel that for whatever reason ultra orthodox Jews live in there and smell like musty fish
>Friday night everything shuts down
>Have dinner in hotel that is heated up in chafing dishes and is gross fake Ashkenazi chicken (Real Israeli food is better)
>Everyone goes back to their rooms after activity and parties with contraband booze with our IDF soldiers
>Hungry (and horny) as fuck American college students wander around lobby looking for snacks
>Come across one of these Jew machines that shut down for the Sabbath
>Motherfucking Bamba
>Only staff still in the hotel on duty is this terrorist looking Arab janitor who doesn't speak english
>One of our IDF guys in our group works for the Border Police and speaks Arabic
>He bribes the Arab janitor into opening up the machines and getting us all discount snacks and drinks
>mrw he probably makes bank being everyones Shabbos Goy for snacks

>>7489794
Is it the fish cubes? I hate fish skin, or rather the skin of any animal being on my meat in any form recognizable as once being alive. Burn, roast or fry that shit, is like a slimy bandaid covered in fish slime.

This thread makes me sad, I work in a huge shopping district and there's not a single vending machine around.

>>7488247

You sunk my battleship!

>>7489843

Birthright always seemed fucked to me.

>>7487705
Is this the onion

>>7489730
is this the haunted vending machine in seattle

>>7489852

>>7489860
>Birthright always seemed fucked to me.

Why?
>inb4 muh zionist indoctrination, muh palestinian oppression

We stayed the fuck away from the occupied territories and only visited the fence with Gaza and the border with Syria briefly. It wasn't at all a propaganda tour, and even if it was, it sure as hell wasn't effective since our tour guides and IDF soldiers in the group kept on making fun of all the religious people and the "muh chosen people" shit they do to recruit you to be a religious nutjob.

Great food, met some cool folks, hot girls and partied basically every night. Sure, over 600 gorrilion palestinian babies may have been murdered to make my falafel, but suffering is what makes food taste so good.


Not gonna lie though, Palestinian Za'atar > Israeli Za'atar. I'm sure their food is more authentic than Israel, but I'd rather not visit a shithole filled with goatfuckers and knife weilding snackbars.

>>7488760

They make up for it 100-fold in the degeneracy of their porn, though.

>>7488113
Whatever keeps you happy old man

>>7489953
Personally I just want the banker state of Israel to go away forever.

>>7485263

shame you'll never a touch a girl like her because you're a pussy lameass

>>7483562
>mikkeller
>to ol

Wtf where is this beautiful machine???

>>7489953

>why?

You answered your own question in the rest of your post.

>>7483505
Wow. Heritage rocks from a vending machine.
What a time to be alive.

>>7483293

>good for you
>chips, candy, crackers

>>7483298

further evidence that the nips are disgusting excuses for human beings

>>7486673
>see that it's a coil-type vending machine
>coil rolls to make the product drop to the bottom
>sell rimfire cartridges through that machine
>box of .22 drops to the bottom of the machine
>one or more cartridges get a primer strike from the impact
>suddenly the vending machine now sounds like a popcorn machine

>>7490318

I was always amazed that there's enough blood to turn the fucking ocean that dark.

>the wondrous miracles of nature

Yes, I am aware that it's a relatively small cove and the tide/waves are confining all the blood to the shoreline, but still.

>>7490967
no.
Even if the entire fucking box of .22's was somehow miraculously set off it wouldn't cause the rest of the cabinet to go off in a chain reaction

>>7489912
the fuck bro

>>7489953
Holy shit, jews need to stop being so jewish...

>>7488920
He is. Unfortunately the humor of it is lost on everybody who has more than one brain cell.

>>7489718
HAHAHAHA! HE POSTED THAT JOKE AGAIN, IT NEVER GETS OLD. LOL LOL LOL.

>>7490318
That's from the Faroe Islands...

>>7489880
Living in a small community, this is the type of shit you see on the news every single day.

Always some crappy local story or two, and then a generic highlight of stuff going around around the nation. Like small shootings and arrests from big ass cities on the other side of the country.

There isnt enough local news to matter, but they have to do something for the locals.

>>7490318
look closer, there are no asians in that picture

Great thread

Shame I have to destroy it with this

>>7488583
What can you get from these?

>>7492590
You really aren't able to figure that out on your own, chief?