/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are these from so that i can watch it every day of my life.

>>7562826
>that julienne
I'm gonna learn how to do that. I'm gonna start using cleavers more. That's fucking erotic.

>>7562825
>>7562826
>>7562832
>>7562838
Amazing what you can do with a lifetime of practice. That's all experience.

>>7562862

Clevers are truly magical for working veg... everyone thinks you can only disembowel animals with them.... so not true.

The last house I bought, the previous owner left one in one of the upstairs bedroom closets. It had some dried brown/black crap on it but i just washed it off real good and then sharpened it. It's my go to knife now in my kitchen.

>>7562896
It's amazing what that weight behind the blade can do, makes cutting really easy and effortless.

They will absolutely destroy your fingers if you fuck up though.

>>7562896
You. I like you.

>>7562896
top kek

Yeah OP what the fuck are these webms from i need to know

>>7562967
No idea.

It's definitely nip though.

>>7562896
>It had some dried brown/black crap on it
Sounds like blood and rust.

>>7562983
Yeah, I think he was making a joke.

eat drink man woman

>>7562825
lol wtf is with the fish part??? It looks like he is shaking it haha

And the chopsticks? And skinning it alive?

Those Nips, can't trust em!

>>7562983
>>7562988

nah i think it was a sugary something or other. though now that i think about it.. i think there was some hair too - but that probably just came from the floor of the closet.

>>7562969

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_Drink_Man_Woman

>>7563002
>It's hard to tell where sex stops and food begins
I don't know if I want to dig deeper into this show. Will I get more of what I've seen in the webms?

>>7563002
Well the original certainly sounds better than the 2001 American spinoff titled Tortilla Soup

>>7562969
>>7562996

>nip

fuck u flyovers

>>7563024
Sorry, can't read moonrunes.

>>7563024
You're right, they are chinks, not nips.

>>7563024

I love that there are self hating hick ass rednecks on this forum that post this, not realizing they are talking about themselves even though they identify as kawaii west coast japanese girls... the rest of the world still sees them as jimmy from pig holler.

>>7563044
what

>>7563044
jokes on u i am west coast and japanese.. not a grill tho

>>7563050

Like I said, we don't care what you identify as Jimmy.

>>7563055
Who's Jimmy?

>>7563057
idk hes projecting and cant believe that there arent only flyovers like himself posting

>>7563055
Should I know who Jimmy is or are you just sperging out?

>>7562856
Eat Drink Man Woman
Great movie.

>>7563101
Is there anymore cooking stuff in it? That stuff was really impressive.

>>7563110
Most of it is at the beginning and there's some interspersed throughout the movie, IIRC. Just watch it.

>>7563120
I liked crouching tiger hidden dragon anyway, I'll give it a go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD-haKFhJNw

>>7563243
DELETE THIS

>>7562996
i thought the same thing, i thought he was gonna give it shaken fish syndrome. then the fucking sticks out of nowhere, both of those were kinda out of place there.

Posting what OP asked for. I'm also uploading a movie /ck/ gave me a long time ago I thought OP might like.

>>7563361
That looks cool but also disgusting.

>>7563361

>>7563366
yeah, you have to not mind undercooked eggs, but I would eat it in a heartbeat. Usually the rice for omurice is a tomatoey blend with vegetables and it can either be sweet or savory.

What great timing. The movie is done uploading.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/017590ij14d076i/Eatrip.2009.DVDRip.x26.mkv

>>7563384
Would a reimu pancake be "okatunomiyaki?"

Gonna post some more gifs, but any more webms would be appreciated. Thank you OP for starting the thread.

Just don't post those idiots from yt please. I already see more of those folks than I want to.

>>7563384
gave me a giggle. there's a guy on twitter that does these but his name escapes me ath the moment.

I mostly just collect latte art portrayals of phillipino shadow puppet characters @Belcorno is really good at what he does.

>>7563384
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/017590ij14d076i/Eatrip.2009.DVDRip.x26.mkv
Welp

>>7563388
I apologize I misclicked. Your okatunomiyaki comment gave me the giggle.

>>7563397
Is no pron i swer. It is wholesome japanese cooking show. promise

>>7563402
the link's been deleted for copyright

>>7563404
oh. thanks obama.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/d0c590yme8r9ada/letstrythis.mkv

Can someone give this a go?

>>7563437
>an angel named satan.webm

If the download doesn't work post about it. I'll be back tomorrow, goodnight /ck/.

>>7563429
it works

>>7563359
That looks fun as fucking hell!

>>7563452
I still believe this video was filmed in an insane asylum as therapy.

>>7563375

not a spring roll

someone please post the link of the funny asian chef cutting vegetables in front of an audience w/ a cleaver. Can't find it any where and that guy is based.

>>7562825
that was fucking traumatic

>>7563369
master work. unbelievable. such life long skill. samurai. the way of the bushido. an art mastered every day. wow. best suchi in the world

>>7563578

yeah the fact that he didn't devein the shrimp is a masterstroke

>>7563470
thanks anon

>>7563378
theres a man who has cut the cheese a few times

>>7563584
I never get tired of fart jokes.

>>7562996
chop sticks kill and keep it from whipping around.

>>7562825
>>7562826
>>7562832
>>7562838
I cant be the only one that thinks "traditional" chinese food is disgusting and barbaric

>>7563627
I can see how you wouldn't like a certain food, but you'd have to explain what makes food barbaric. Is it the acting of killing to eat barbaric?

>>7562838
This is some of the dankest cookery I've ever seen. i want all of it.

>>7563632
eating things that are still twitching

>>7563361
I am so intrigued by this. I can watch it over and over.

>>7563651
You sure that's traditional and not just a restaurant gimmick?

>>7563405
I think I need a thousand more of these.

>>7563651

that's not in any of those webms

>>7563243
>>7563245

Who the fuck even under does their food like that. At least if you over cook your food it's because you don't want to kill whomever is eating it, the food in those webm's could be used as evidence in a murder trial.

>>7563682

oh look it's another misinformed rant by someone who has never actually experienced food poisoning

>>7563655
Someone needs to post that frog webm.
>>7563662
The top one is borderline. But it still happens

>>7563698

it's not remotely borderline. the fish is alive, he kills it, guts it, fillets it, flays it, dredges it and deep fries it. this over the course of several time-isolated shots. it is not served still twitching.

all fucking meat twitches at some point in its processing.

>>7563656
Watch Koufuku Grafitti, it's by the same studio too.

>>7563245
That looks really greasy, and a bit too dark pink for my liking.

>>7563243
That's horrifically undercooked. Juices should run clear. That will make you really sick.

>>7563753

>Juices should run clear.

kill yourself

>That will make you really sick.

it more than likely won't

why is /ck/ full of grandmothers

>>7563762
You'd eat chicken where its still full of red or pink juices? I don't need to tell you to kill yourself, you're already going to!

>>7563765

when the juices run clear it means the myoglobin in the juices has denatured beyond a particular threshold. this is not the same as sterilisation of the bacteria. it is possible to have meat with clear juices that will kill you, and meat with absolutely ruby juices that is perfectly safe. one of the reasons people think marinating chicken makes it more juicy is because they're less likely to overcook it as the juices go clear at a lower temperature/faster.

>>7563698
This >>7563400 is Japanese.

>>7563405
>rinsing chicken
>"chicken thigh" looks like a 5 lb slab of meat
>weak-ass marinade with no acid
>pointless diced onion in marinade as if it does anything
>only marinating for 20 minutes, your marinade better be pure hydrobromic acid if you think you can get by with 20 minutes
>deep-frying with low-protein flour

cute anime girls need to stay the fuck out of my kitchen

>>7563388
>okatu

>>7563792
>my kitchen
>implying you have a kitchen or cook

>>7563452

>>7563243
>>7563245

>>7563452
i cri everytim

>>7563452

This never gets any easier to watch

>>7563827

and yet it still gets posted in every thread

>>7563828

And I'll watch it every time without fail.

It's like poking a wound

>>7563375
neat i had no idea how the chinks did it

>>7563243
fucking hell kick him off youtube

>>7563356
i love having my raw fish groped by decaying old man hands

>>7563452
I thought we would see some blood.

>>7562825
Source?

>>7564111
is siracha just peppers?

>>7564133
Peppers, garlic, sugar, vinegar.

>>7564016
"Eat, Drink, Man, Woman"
I think...

>>7564142
Add maceration time in recipe.

>>7564150
>pouring ketchup and hot sauce with reckless abandon
>ywn be as cool as guy

>>7564156
you noticed he pours ketchup and hot sawce on a dessert right?

>>7564162
>mad because you will never be this cool
just let it go

>>7563231

>>7562826
>Water boarding those leafy greens
we will learn their secrets. someday.

>>7564214
how to git gud like that?

>>7564214

that is a seriously shitty dice

>>7564274

...become comfortable with completely haphazard work?

>>7564276
indian food is about quantity not quality

>>7564276
>>7564284

>>7564274
Practice. Sharp knife is key too.

>>7564276
Yeah, it's not very consistent, but given that it will probably be cooked down in a sauce it doesn't matter.

>>7563558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-UUWWig-pU

>>7564297
>>7564294

i just don't think it's impressive. it's unsafe and anyone could do it with like fifteen minutes practice.

>>7564287
I tasted some indian food and it tasted like a burning tire fire.

>>7564309
>it's unsafe and anyone could do it with like fifteen minutes practice.

Give yourself fifteen minutes practice and video yourself doing it, then.

Love these ads.

>>7563351
Jesus Christ that looks meme as hell.

>>7563452
Every time I see this video referenced, I think to myself: "Surely, it's not as bad as I remember."

Then I watch it and realize it's so, so much worse.

>>7564303
notbad.jpg

>>7564322

and now im supposed to eat gross amounts of chocolate off the dirty table like a savage?

the fuck is this shit?

>>7564341

it's a special, clean, tablecloth they bring out just for the dessert. think of it like a big plate.

>>7564303
>>7564338
I might actually try that. It looks like a pretty efficient way to get same-size cuts.

>>7564322
>Constructing a Slaaneshian ritual circle.webm

>>7564348
No.
I don't want to sit at the table like some kind of a cunt while 3 strangers cover everything in allsorts of shit.

Make my dessert in a kitchen, and bring it to me on a plate.

>>7564338
>>7564362
yall do realize the way this guy >>7564214 is cutting is a lot safer than what this goofy fag is doing? >>7564303

Alinea webms always get a good response.

>>7564378

nop. india faggot is 1 slip away from taking a fingertip off and the goofy fag just has to be careful for the last few cuts/the rest are impossible to hurt himself

4 years in a kitchen and every single culinary school fucker that thought he was good with a knife cut the fuck out of himself at some point.

>>7564386
Are all Michelin-starred restaurants gimmicky shit like this?

>>7564386
Because it's fucking retarded. If they started doing that shit I'd just sit there and finish my drink and watch them eat it until it was time to leave.

>>7564241

>>7564390
Notice he curves his fingers inward away from the knife? This is exactly to prevent what you said from happening.

>>7564386

seriously just give me the ramekins of sauce and get the fuck away from my table. this isn't art and all you are doing is throwing away 50% of the chocolate and pissing off the dish guy for no fucking reason and now i have to eat off a tablecloth like a fucking retard.

>>7563452
well now i know theres at least one person worse than me at using a knife

>>7564386
That might be art, but is not food. I just want to eat a dessert that taste good, not watch some dude wanking in my table.

>>7564444
>that webm
>those quads

absolutely beautiful.

>>7564371
>I don't want to sit at the table like some kind of a cunt

Why not? You sit at a table like some kind of cunt every other time.

>>7564386
I always wonder whats going through the minds of the assholes who order this stuff.

>>7564438
It'd be art if they were painting something new every time. Reproducing the same shit over and over isn't art. It doesn't even look very good.

>>7564494
>Reproducing the same shit over and over isn't art

Does that apply to reproductions of paintings and sculpture as well? What about music recordings? Are those not art because they're the same as the original painting/song/etc.?

>>7563351
>lighting a cigar with a zippo
what a meme

>>7564501
Reproducing a painting isn't creating art, no. If you run a printing press all day you're still not an author.
The original painting might be if it's not complete shit, though.

>>7564482

they left off the part where he shit on the ground and didnt wash his hands right before this

>>7564526
That adds to the flavour.

>>7564508
The point of a zippo is that you can get an empty one and fuel it with pure ethanol.

Traditional naptha lighters impart a very nasty chemical flavor to cigars and cigarettes that lingers for most of the burn.

Ethanol lighters have no flavor.

Wood matches are acceptable too, but they give you a woody flavor to the smoke. Preferable to the naptha, but not perfect.

>>7564509
>Practically empty inside

0/10

>>7563351
Elegant cancer.

>>7564492

probably the same thing that goes through your mind when you get an applebees sizzling bourbon street chicken and shrimp combo platter, faggot

>>7564234
They have to be good at two things...

>>7564532
desu I had no idea you could use ethanol as lighter fluid, I just remember how bad my old zippo made backwoods cigars taste when I used to smoke

thanks for the info

>>7564509
>fried calzone
They have a name for that... It's called a chimichanga.

>>7564371

>i don't want to do this thing because i've decided i don't want to do this thing

your food is made by strangers anyway and you look like a cunt anyway too. what, you feel less bad about paying someone to make your food if they do it out of sight?

>>7564438

and it wouldn't taste good why?

>>7564494

they do something new every time. big part of the appeal of the restaurant and it applies to the whole menu, not just the dessert

>>7564552
A calzone is not a burrito.

>>7564545

at least we can agree neither is that impressive. the shrimp probably tastes better than eating chocolate off a tablecloth though.

>>7564378

Indian guy wipes his ass with his hand.

>>7564552
no, its a panzerotti
and it should be topped with meat sauce

>>7564588
I don't see anything on the panerotti wiki page about meat sauce.

That would be really messy for street food anyway.

>>7563375
That looks amazing. I want one.

>>7563354
>>7563359
Skilled

>>7563356
pfff even a turd can look appealing in hf and slow motion

>>7563578
kek

>>7563824
>The burger vomiting while it's being cutted
>The shitty knife that has to be moved back and forward a thousend times just to cut a fucking burger
>That cold cheese
>That raw meat

I'm not a picky eater but fucking hell thats a 0/10

>>7563826
Do you think someone has jerked off to this?

>>7564549
1. sucking dick
2. breathing through their nose

>>7564482
Can any of you guys squat and stay like that for more than 2 minutes?

>>7564542
fucking asians

>>7564693
It's a pretty comfortable position, looks like he's sitting on his ankles.

>>7564547
Is this modern japanese cuisine?

>>7564521
>dat flame

>>7564547
I know that's candy but it just looks so gross.

>>7564673
noice

>>7564693
I can't but I know a bunch of Asians who can

>>7564704
Pls share ancient asian secret technique sensei, it could be usefull when I'm innawoods by the fire

>>7564322
the thing I dont' understand is how the brown liquid manages to form into nice squares.

>>7564661
I've always thought Jacks gorilla hands squashing the living fuck out of it, and the blunt as fuck knife, are the best bits about it. It just so neatly illustrates how little fucking respect for anything the man has.

>>7564732

the silicone table cloth is manufactured with a grid pattern, depending on the viscosity some liquids settle into squares, others circles

>>7564420

Very satisfying

>>7564552
You mean empanada

>>7564744
neat and also a waste of technology

>>7564759

it was an accidental thing, that's not why they got the mats made

>>7564762
Bob Ross would be proud

>>7563356
>directed by zack snyder

>>7564533

Pretzels?

>>7564801
trdelnik

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trdelník

>>7564547
FUCKING WAPAN SPACE MAGIC

>>7563378

Every time I see this thumbnail I can't help but hear "and now we will broken the cheese" in his Italian accent

It's like a seminal moment in my cooking life at this point

>>7564444
>>7564454
A quad of quads.

>>7563557
this

>>7562838
hes so deft

>>7564492
"Let`s go to that fancy restaurant"
and then
"Let`s order that weird shit"
My complain is about candy in wrapper, ruins whole art part of the order

>>7563346
My hands will never ever be this steady.

Hannibal is my husbando

>>7564533
there's a food truck for this in vancouver, canada. they fill it with custard or nutella and other things. it's delicious, kind of like a circular beaver tail.

>>7565189

>>7565200
is that extremely marbled wagyu-like beef supposed to be human? I can't believe there is a part in the human body like that.

>>7564533
fully delitized

foreverial tied up and bolognea lips

>>7565205

no def not

janicepoonart dot blogspot dot co dot uk/2014/04/episode-6-futamono.html

>>7564801

>>7564743
>>7564661
>knife on ceramic plate

>>7564661

>cutted

>>7565245

mochi is the worst sweet i ever had, now i know why

>>7565261

why

>>7565245
Pointless retarded bullshit

>>7564214

full of poo particles

>>7565268
It's to draw a crowd.

>>7565189
Where do you even get stupid big fucking leaves like that

>>7565279
oh man, can you imagine doing that to someone from 4chan
i got mad after the second time he did it

>>7565226
I love that the round thing rotates to line up the two ends are even. Fuckin technology, man.

>>7565299

oh god flirting hard with tetanus

>>7565279
these guys are so fun to watch

>>7565312

I'd be curious to try this in a restaurant, but I don't think I'd trust the chickens I can buy around here enough to do it myself.

>>7565266

cause they spent more time looking for ways to make themselves look cool instead of making a decent product

>>7565339
How can you tell what it tastes like from a short video on the Internet?

>>7565355

I ate it in tokyo

>>7564016
Read the thread before you ask for source you mongoloid.

>>7565347

I find it interesting that while the entire cooking set up is 3rd world as fuck, they still have a popcorn lid with a porthole in the bottom so you can see the corn pop.

>>7563351

>uses butane torch to char herbs

>uses zippo to light cigar

If I ordered a drink and a cigar at a bar, and he did that, i'd put it out in his fucking eyeball.

>>7565378

sure you would

>>7563359


That burner must put out a TONNN of heat to get that much food hot enough to flame that fast.

>>7563375
That's a crepe not a spring roll

>bing boy

lol

>>7563447
this makes me angry and i dont know why

>>7565279
if life was always like this, i'd go outside more

>>7565384
They're ridiculous. I've generally heard 100000 - 150000 BTUs quoted for commercial wok burners, while your average home stove is probably more like 8000 - 16000.

>>7565288
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>7565384

An industrial wok burner is like a fire hose that shoots fire.

>>7564673
Oh Korea, you and your obsession with poop.

>>7563243
>>7563245
fuckin nasty

>>7565343
What kind of shellfish is that and what is he using to bait it?

>>7565420
Razorclam, plain ol' salt. I think either it's trying to escape the concentrated salt, or it's reacting as if the tide is in.

>>7565280
A tree of some sort, I would assume.

>>7564444

>It's like coldstone but I use spatulas

>>7564509
>Close up on the japanese characters on the knife

>the knife which can barely through a fucking burrito

>>7562838
>that wall of knives

HOLY FUCK

>>7564547

Japan is only now figuring out the ol' "oil of aphrodite + dust of the grand wazoo = mystical fruit roll-up" trick.

>>7565440
>>7565280
Looks like a dried lotus leaf.

>>7565457

this vid is a beautiful illustration of why anti-peeler fags are retards

>>7564322

It cost 400,000 dollars to eat this meal.... for 12 seconds.

>>7563351
\//\ V A P E N A T I O N \//\

>>7563824
Never ceases to amaze me

>>7565464

4 hour meal, like 250 bucks

>>7565410
What do you mean? He doesn't lay them till he gets inside

>>7565463
What?

>>7565328
Wh- raw chicken sushi!??!?!

>>7565457
>peeling off the best part

>>7565461
>Those cuts to Jack

God I hate that man. He doesn't seem to learn from any of his mistakes either, which makes it worse. At least he took down that bottling video of his because so many people told him he was going to cause someone to get sick.

>>7565351
This is how the Boston Bombers were trained

>>7565474

couple of weeks ago there was a thread in which there were people arguing for/against the use of a peeler to peel potatoes. there were people saying it's better to be an expert with a knife than to use a peeler. but look at that shit. it's done in less than 2 seconds easy

>>7565446
probably a mix of never being sharpened/honed and that press cut technique on something squishy

>>7563356
That just looks disgusting

>>7564673
now someone has

>>7565482

Anyone who's worked in a restaurant kitchen/done prep knows that a peeler is obviously superior, and those illegals are probably making $15/hr peeling potatoes all day, but I think your math might be a little off.

>>7563245
>>7563243
am triggered

>>7565279
lmfao

>>7565505

if i peeled veggies with a knife in the kitchen my chef would drop kick my ass for wasting so much/being slow as fuck

peeler is definitely better than a knife

>>7564386
>>7564322
At least let the customer break the frozen food.

>>7564341
Every one of these threads has the guy that hasn't seen it and is offended by food made in a way that he isn't familiar with, as if someone somewhere making food like this will somehow harm his precious tendies.

Your tendies are safe, friend. Go ahead, check on them, they're still there in the freezer.

>>7565299
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>7565544

>food made in a way he isn't familiar with
>smearing it on a table cloth and sprinkling candies around it
>"made"

>>7565410
I guess back doors haven't been invented in whatever third world shithole you live in.

>>7565457
Would you ask for ketchup or mayo to go with the fries?

>>7565564

...do you not think the things they put on the table were made

do you think they spontaneously came into being

>>7563375
http://www.bingboy.com.au/menu/hey-bing-boy/

It's just a fucking omlette.

>>7565577

no it isn't

how hard is it guys seriously

>>7564521
What a waste of gas

>>7565574

i think they were already made and then he finger painted with them like a faggot for two minutes

Why is it so important to google that they know what a pickup truck looks like?

Source: https://youtu.be/R_w_zCqOIjE

>>7565627
That's cool as fuck.

>>7565451
DRR DRR DRR

>>7565645

>doesn't heat the pan first
>doesn't add the butter first
>doesn't beat the eggs first
>whisking with a spatula
>doesn't add milk
>he burns the toast
>raw cherry tomatoes
>hot pan on a cutting board
>eggs aren't cooked

fucking brits should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen

>>7564794
>>7564639
It's to let you see his technique. Look up some guys doing it a full speed--hard to follow if they are doing multiples.

>>7565667
>raw cherry tomatoes
Are you blind?

>>7565667
>doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>yeah
>wrong
>doesn't matter
>wrong

>>7565667

I somehow haven't gotten around to making eggs this way, but see nothing wrong with any of the techniques.

The one thing that always triggers me about the video is how he cuts the butter still in the wrapper. I've had two different chefs go full Ramsay on me for doing exactly that, screaming, "do you want to serve the customer fucking foil!"

>>7565564
Grr why isn't everything blended up and given to me in a pouch with a straw? I don't want to see food! I just want to taste it!

>>7565312
the leidenfrost effect is a wonderful thing. I spilt liquid nitrogen all down my leg once in the lab and it just cascaded down. didn't even burn me.
>>7565420
Razorclams, common in scotland and Northwest England, taste similar to scallops but with thrice the meat per clam.

>>7564270
kek

nice post m8

>>7565268
Ive never seen someone so salty over cooking. You have problems m8


Its quite normal, if you go to africa you will see people making fufu like this in a similar way, its to break down the starches

>>7564444
Is that like a reverse stove?

>>7564542
>Sorcery
>>>/x/

>>7564547
>>7566612

>>7566515
No, it's a regular griddle but the video is played in reverse.

>>7565870
>stop motion

Great how to video you hipster piece of trash.

>>7565372
My guess is that it's a screen to keep the steam from the release of water in the popcorn condensing on the cover. Like, I do sort of the same thing but with a large strainer whenever I cook popcorn.

>>7563749
Mah nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs

This man is my hero.

SIXTEEN THOUSAND STRING, WOOOOOOOOW.