/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd have such deep anal with his wife.

>>8036817
I think you should stop posting here

>>8036823
>bawwwww muh serious food board

>>8036823
you've never try his recepy, isn't it?

ja/ck/ thread?

https://youtu.be/6qteHOy2uCE?t=94

>>8036817
Not relevant to /ck/.

>>8036817
i would pay the amount of a year of my salary if i could fist him. elbow deep.

>>8036880
wrong. He's a famous chef

>>8036833
It isn't.

>>8036817
>>>/tv/

>>8036817
>I like YouTube 'celebrities'
Faggot.

>>8036903
Oh, like you’re doing now?

I wish junk food threads would get this much hate.

>>8036945
Junk food threads are relevant to /ck/, YouTube bullshit is not.

>>8036955
Chefs arent relevant to a cooking board? Should we stop posting about gordon ramsay?

>>8036955
Explain how foodbloggers and cooks aren't relevant on a food & cooking board?

>>8036955
>hurr durr

>>8036829
He is right though, all those people who come from other boards just for the "funnies" are annoying and sometimes even actively try to destroy good threads.

>>8037023
This is an open borders board. Refugees are welcome here.

>>8036978
Fuck off shitposter.

>>8037044
No you fuck off. Come back again when you are able to talk without spouting impotent anger left and right.

>>8037023
oh yeah, shall we talk about the hundred Ramsay's thread, rotten food thread...

>>8037083
Guess who pushes those threads.

>>8037087
Guess who wish a dead board

>>8037087
you and your group of 5 people who want to discuss "actual cooking" (even though you never go as far as to even make threads to do so) can go find another cantonese finger painting BBC.

>>8037087
Stop being a loser. This is a lot more food related than the endless spew of garbage you post.

>>8037100
>hurr dead board :((
Who cares? I'd rather have board related content than go za spam and jack threads.

>>8037102
>can go find another cantonese finger painting BBC
Wow your humor is so unique, buddy. I bet you came up with that on your own. If you dont care about cooking then why do you come to /ck/ in the first place? because someone posted epic jack webms in your /v/-cringe threads?

>>8037125
>endless spew of garbage you post
Epic, you don't even know what I post here.

>>8037146
>Wow your humor is so unique, buddy

If you think any human interaction is unique then you are pathetic and delusional, my dude

Do you see people having autism fits when you use old unfunny crap like using "buddy" for negative emphasis?

>>8037146
>le epic wall of text meme
Why are you so assblasted that people post things you don't like?

>>8037171
>why are you so assblasted that people ruin a board

Oh gee I don't know.

>>8037192
>trying to control what people post on an open anonymous board.

Maybe reddit would suit your tastes more

>>8037192
>posting things one person (You) dislike is ruining a board
For (You).

>>8037205
What am I even supposed to respond to that? The sheer stupidity of this post... The whole crossshitposting started with reddit, you retard.


>>8037214
That makes no sense, you trying way too hard to be funny but you are not. If you are defending the act of shitting up boards with non-related content you are either mentally retarded or just braindead.

>>8037224
>non-related content

>>8037224
>What am I even supposed to respond to that?

Cognitive dissonance tell

>>8037224

>>8037224
are you ja/ck/?

https://vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

>>8037236
>calls some a gigantic faggot
>posts animu
Are pedophiles really this dumb?

>>8037224
>posting about a retarded YouTube chef is not food and cooking related
Pray tell, how did you reach this conclusion?

>>8037267
>YouTube chef
Dude. Mixing premade shit together doesn't make you a chef or a cook.

>>8037271
>cooks something
>hurr durr not a cook

>>8037274
Are you a cook for making scrambled eggs?

>>8037279
Yes. I cooked eggs. Try not to be retarded please.

>>8037281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cook

>>8037271
sounds like youre jealous of jack, fat autitist fuck sitting at your computer. Meanwhile mr scalfani is making bank and has attained worldwide fame for his cooking skills

>low IQ
>choked his own son once
>absolutely no retention of information whatsoever, evident by how he pushes out shit video after another
>talked about killing palestinians on a podcast

Waste of life

>>8037288
I partake in the action of cooking, therefore I am a cook.

>>8037300
pic related

>>8037290
He is mentally retarded though, no matter how successful he might be, I would never want to be mentally retarded.

>>8037300
So if I partake in the act of masturbating does that make me a virgin? Retard.

>>8037315
assign this award to >>8037323

>>8037323
I always knew you anti-Jack shills were retarded.

>>8037323
What on earth are you trying to say? Think before you type each word.

>>8037323

>>8037329
>>8037334
>>8037340
>hurr durr I lack basic reading comprehension

>>8037345
I comprehended your posy alright. You implied that masturbation is to virginity what cooking is to being a cook.

>>8037358
That wasn't implied at all.

>>8037368
enlighten us

>>8037368
You were implying that cooking doesn't necessarily make you a cook by comparison to the fact that masturbation doesn't necessarily make you a virgin. You were literally equating the two relationships.

>>8037034
Fuck off we're full

OY VEY!!