/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8055920
>0 counter space
Where the hell are you supposed to prepare your food?

>>8055927
Put board over sink.

>>8055920
i love them cramped ass little kitchinettes, when i get my own place i want it to be like 400 sq feets and have only a minifridge and a hot plate and a toaster oven augh yeah folks

>>8055920
Poverty kitchens unite.

>>8057401

>>8057404

Why is it ever a good idea to put the freezer and oven side by side?

Sorry it's a mess right now, just washed the dishes.

>>8057571
Comfy as fuck for an apartment.
Well designed, kudos.

>>8057571
Fuck me that's nice.

>tfw had to move back into my parents house
at least the kitchen is nice

>>8057571
>>8057579
tiled countertops are the worst tho.

i will not dignify the copypasta pics such as op and some other responders tho.

>>8057560
>seats in front of sink with no splashguard

>>8057775
Is that a boat?

Just took this kitchen is a mess but i have two kitchens so im lucky. Shame i dont cook much.

>>8057775

I just wrenched my neck.

>>8057560
>decent range
>still handwashing dishes because no dishwasher

Get your shit straight with your budget

>>8055920
>>8057401
>>8057404
>>8057414

>Dollarama stuff and food everywhere

Canadian or Quebecois?

>>8057414
How much do you weigh?

Not ripping. Everything in that picture is starches/carbs.

>>8057760
Hey, tiled countertops are pretty nice, when I get a house of my own I'll get stainless countertops.

>>8058687
Not even having the queen standing there could make that picture anymore british.

>>8058712
>Canadian or Québécois?

Same thing, buddy.

Anyway, I'm >>8057401, and while I'm originally from Québec, I'm living in Northern Ontario now.

>>8058765
Thanks i think haha

>>8057401
I know you took your ashtray off the counter for this pic you twisted son of a fuck

>>8059216
I'm trying to cut back, actually. No more smoking in the apartment or the car.

>>8057775
bitch photography, confirmed.

also, get a damn lamp, that kitchen is dark as fuck

>>8057775
I still use 56k modem so was surprised when the ugly girl popped up at the end

>>8060788
wow, a dial-up-saur
do you have stories of the "before time"?

>>8057401
>>8057404
>>8057414
You're not poor. You may be shitty with money, but that's not remotely the same thing.

>>8058698
Dish washer is under the dish rack.

>>8060824
Huh?

My micro kitchen.
Please don't hate.

>>8061438
Fuck 4chan for rotating the image.

>>8057401
if you're poor why do you buy so much canned food?

>>8061440
Pretty cosy.

>>8061453
Peekaboo! Nice bananas.

>>8060749

>>8061453
Spain detected.

>>8061463
its okay sweetheart. Im glad you know your position in the kitchen

>>8061465
that meme is just endearing desu

Top tier kitch coming through

>>8061464

Amsterdam actually

>>8061476
It's beautiful.

>>8061480
I feel like I have gone too far, it's too dirty to clean.

>>8061490
Sell the place if it's your own, change if its rent.
That's the only solution.

>>8061490
Ive had the same with an appartment. I cleaned for 5 hours straight and even then I kept finding shit I had to throw away or clean up. Its insane how much shit you slowly dirty

>>8061476
Is this a Finnish kitchen?

>>8061539
danish

>>8056045
retarded idea

>>8061476
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

clean your fucking kitchen you danish cuck

>>8057414
>plain bagels
why

pls no hate, m19, first own apartment.
It's clean 90% of the time but I was to lazy to clean up yesterday after cooking

>>8061575
What a manchild, reported for underage.

>>8061453
Your floors are beautiful

>>8061914
you sound like those fucking kids saying they screwed after every exam just to have A- afterward

>>8061914
>pls no hate
>one of the nicer kitchens in the thread
trustfund detected

>>8061914
man this looks cozy as shit

10/10 would smash

I live in a glorified studio. I'm also a lazy slob

>>8062413
Female detected

>>8062428
a male and female live here

>>8057571
>>8057579
>apartment
>gas range
>two ovens
what the fuck man give me that

Can't get an appreciation for how big it is, but when I have some spare cash I am going to make a little island for more prep space. I love my red granite.
At some point I want to re do the cabinets and drawers in a different color and with some pulls. But after living in apparat nets with shitty galley kitchens for so long, I love my big kitchen I can dance in.

>all these people saying they're in poverty kitchens

Get on my poverty level richfags

>>8062459
Australia please

>>8062462

I bet your microwaved grilled cheese is to die for

>>8062462
>so yeah I often browse a cooking forum. You should come by sometimes, my boiled eggs are to die for

>>8062467
>grilled

>>8055920
I'm converting it to a wet bar eventually

>>8062649
R I C H

>>8062649

I've got a wet bar just looking at it

1/2

2/2, this is to the right of the fridge/ cabinets

>>8062649
Absolutely beautiful

>clean kitchens

>>8062779
>steampunk theme kitchen
*tips fedora*

>>8062779
not surprised that a frog is living in filth

>>8055927
Tell that to the administration of these here student apartments.

>>8061416
Presumably fitted into the counter and accessible from the other side.

>>8057401

nice calender mate, i might cop one of those

>>8063111
lol my dorm was a shoebox with a bed

>>8055920

>>8057775
thnxs, nice boat, I want a boat one day.

>>8061440
I like, you have more counter space than me- microwave location-

>>8062066
Thnx for KEK

>ITT: My parent's kitchen

>>8055920
I wish there was more counter space, but it's fine and I can cook everything I want in it.

>all these kitchens
>almost none of them do cook alongs

>>8065288
i do minor ones in fml threads.
I forget to take photos pretty consistently though...

>>8065279
it's nice
I like the glasstop since it seems easier to clean than electric

I should post a pic of my kitchen
>>8065288
I have a shitty iphone 4 so they'd be potato quality pics anon and /ck deserves better

My kitchen doesn't even have any counter space LOL

>>8062066
>A- isn't screwing up
You have low standards.

>>8057414
well stocked! keep it going!

>>8058757
I think most dry goods/anything you wouldn't have to keep in a fridge is gonna be carbs.

>>8058687
two kitchens? do you live kosher?

>>8062372
elve confirmed! fuck of you sleezy pointy eary faggot!

>>8065336
then it's not a kitchen dummy

>>8065364
>elve

I don't really like my kitchen but there's a decent amount of space.

Still not enough counter top. The whole wall behind me is empty..

>>8057571
why are there two rubbish bins

>>8065629
wacky guess one's recycling

>>8065593
The uncentered sink rug is really ruining this for me.

>>8065652

My kitchen. I like it, but I wish I had more table top space.

>>8065666
thank you. I love this kitchen although I would recommend putting an island or something in the middle since it's so empty in most of it. If those tiles are 12 inch then you could easy put a 5x8 or 5x10 in there and it would make it perfect.

>>8065644
what's recycling

is it like riding a bicycle in reverse

>>8062649
>no ventahood

er....

>>8065669
I like it. quartz countertop?

Is that enough lighting? I think I would've thrown some downlights in along the cabinet walls.

>>8059216
How did you figure?

>>8057401
>Refrigerator close to the stove
>The Sims taught me a few things
>mfw

>all these spectacular, clean kitchens

How do I clean my kitchen

I grew up in a dysfunctional hellhole and now that i'm on my own I don't know how to take care of the house

>>8065669
Nice kitchen! I think the chairs you have at the dining table are absolutely hideous though.

>>8066623
what, you clean it, like... do you ask how to clean your arms & legs too?
scrub off the shit, & sanitize with soap or lysol or something
wtf is wrong with you

>>8061476

>>8066623
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+clean+a+kitchen&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

This is how I'm educating myself with home care. Google can be pretty instructive.

>>8058698
you do realize some dishes...aren't dishwasher safe...right?

>>8058778
im not you buddy, ami

>>8062616
>microwave empty plate 5 minutes
>put buttered bread butter side down on top
>cheese
>microwave 30 sec
p fukin gud m8

>>8065698
took out the microwave vent combo because wanted to seem better than everyone

americanos obesos cerdos come hanbur3guesas homosexuales pene pequeños locos

>>8066847
asshole

>>8062436
Wearing a skirt does not make you a female, Anon.

>>8055920
(No microwave to heat shitty "food" with)

>entire thread
>not one okeefe&merritt, wedgewood, etc

oooook ck, step your fucking game up.

>>8067038
Not the ones in that photo.
And anyway, you should not be buying things that aren't dishwasher safe, it's not the 15th century.

>>8067082
are you high?
read your post back

>>8067108
incompetent 3-year old child in a fat greasy adult's body

>>8067141
i really hope this is a joke post/photo

>>8067156
there was a steampunk theme kitchen here you hipster faggot >>8062779

>>8067236
I'm periodically basking the lonesome neets full freedom... I've perfected no-dish cooking by making stew, dicing vegestables in the cast iron pan or single oven plate dinner (roasted potatoes and fish/chicken). I've cleaned the apartment top to bottom since the photo was taken.

>>8067253
>neet
jesus, that's your parents' apartment you're trashing?

>>8067236
>>8067141
Also... I eat mostly vegetarian, never get sick and have no allergies. So please, don't start another war to maintain your murcan lifestyle! Ha!

>>8067278
ok joke post confirmed.
thanks

>>8067260
>>8067291
Wow... Sure, I took the photo to remember some excepionally shitty months but that's how I've lived most of this year. Still many have it worse. Many of you really could cut back on credit debts and work hours by turning the back on social pressure that consumerism is. Live well, treasure what you have!

bump

>>8061476
I'm gonna clean this, wish me luck /ck/!

>>8061935
Nice foliage.

>>8061477
I was in a kitchen like that once in Amsterdam-West. The little balcony is pretty comfy.

Who small kitchen, small apartment here?

Pic related. Fucking yuppies in Lakeview/Lincoln Park driving up the housing market in Chicago. This tiny ass kitchen with a shitty studio attached costs me 1150 a fucking month. Can you believe this bullshit

>>8065593
great space, in need of a good reno, knock down a wall and make it open concept

>>8068330
are those royals

>>8068330
nice poster

>>8061935
Very nice kitchen

Got a link to that work table?

>>8067156
Can you explain why I would want an antique stove rather than a contemporary, high-end one? Any reason other than aesthetics, I mean. It's not quite my aesthetic but if they're better ranges/ovens then we're talking.

I'm building a house and would appreciate your advice.

>>8059216
I knew that kitchen looked familiar

>>8057414
well stocked for the bulking season

>>8065629
Landfill & recycling (you can see compost bin on counter).

>>8067141
you're a slob

>>8058687
>>8061438
>>8061440
>>8061453
>>8061914
>>8061935
>>8062779
>>8062842
>>8065279
>>8065669

>IKEA

So many IKEA kitchens...

>>8069887
not sure if happy or sad my kitchen didnt make the cut

>>8062462

Do you live in an extended stay hotel?

So many electric ranges in this thread. It's sad.

>>8070366
Smaller.

>>8070339
>not sure if happy or sad my kitchen didnt make the cut
which IKEA one is yours /ck/ bro?

>>8068330
A lot of these small spaces wouldn't be so bad if designers put any thought into them or builders put any effort into them. More shelving and cabinets for storage goes a long way, even if it requires a foot stool to reach.
Unfortunately cheap often means lack of thought or care, so they slap up some standard prefab cabinets or use some generic CAD standard file just to say they tried and call it a day.

>>8070487
>tfw need to redo the cabinets but dont want to spend the money

>>8057571
post more pics of that comfy view senpai

>mine

>>8070555

>>8065805
That's a big poster

>>8070585
For >(you).

>>8067089
>>8065698
It's not a permanent kitchen and there's a vent built into the stove. Also the microwave is a microwave drawer. Pic related

>>8057401
>instant potatoes
>fucking pancake mix
>all those cans and premade goods blocking the oven drawer

Do you even use that stove to cook?
Man fuck that

>>8057560
Damn that's a pretty kitchen. Even got a nice big pantry.

>>8057571
>that cozy kitchen
>the skyline outside with the little breakfast nook

Fuck that must be comfy in the winter

>>8058778
Fucking Quebecois

>>8068333
that's the plan. unfortunately it's going to be the range/fridge wall. got a concrete crawl space under this though, so not terrible.

>>8066623
Try and take a little pride in it Anon. Find cleaning products with scents you like. Get kitchen speakers so you'll want to be in there longer than grabbing grub.

>>8062456
One of those ovens is probably a dishwasher.

>>8062649
>that roof and those windows

Fucking stunning

>>8062649
>that red orb

That's literally a demonic spirit. Have you noticed any unusual activity?

>>8055920
>that wood floor near the stove and sink
even my kitchen is bigger and i barely fit inside

>>8057401
are you a dumpster diver?

>>8058687
do you put junck food out of reach on purpose in the hopes that having to struggle for it will keep you eating healty?

>>8061490
thats too far for you?
half the time when i clean i have to boil a couple pots of water to thow into the dirty sink filled with shit before even daring to touch anything

>>8070971
Might not have given a good impression from that perspective but the content of literally every pot and sink you can't see from there is moldy
also the floor is so cramped it's hard to move. it's getting better though

>>8070979
I've done mold.
Maggots are too far. Any sort of vermin really.

All you need is a mask, some hot water and some heavy-duty cleaner.

>>8070518

>>8070993
What a gorgeous view. Where do you live anon?

>>8070986
yeah I'm not saying it's the absolute worst. I don't think I could handle the idea of vermin in my apartment, I'd faint

>>8070993
Fuck that's beautiful.
Does it snow there?

>>8071003
you have no idea how low i have sank
i had broken glass allover the floor i never bothered to pick up so i either used shoes o walked around in pitch black very carefully
worst case scenario you fucked up one of those pots with a layer of grease you wont be able to remove

>>8071037
dude...
why do you let it go so bad?

>>8069569

The oven burner's modulating flame has the best temperature control over any other thermostat that you can buy in the last 60 years.
>cool, but why...
This means your meats and baked goods cook better. The temperature stays more true to your selected setting, making many more small adjustments than the on/off type thermostat. Think of your flame going from 365* - 335*F maybe for an on/off (newer) type and 355-345* for the trusty old modulating oven thermostats. There is a difference in quality in the resulting baked goods and meats.

Also, with your new wolf, viking, etc ovens, your hsi (electronic burner ignition in oven) will fail in a few years, and you will have to replace the whole ignition unit. When thermocouples fail (component in old style modulating flame ovens) fail it is like 20$ part, looking close to 100$ for the HSI in viking/wolf etc. T-couples last longer too...

AND more...

The adjustable air settings on the top burners means you can better adjust your flames. Sharper flame characteristics is how you keep cooking on a consistent even flame. When they go out of ideal position you can open the top, adjust, and you're back in business like when it was first made. That means your burners will stay hotter, and can adjusted back to optimal.

With any wolf/viking/etc the burners are fixed air mixtures that are preset in factory. In 5-7 years your flame characteristics will decay because of ware and tare. No way to correct it.

>Why dont they make ovens like this anymore?
Because they last 50+ years and are not profitable. They literally made them too well to turn a profit.

I work for a gas utility company. I service gas appliances all day. We all own okeefe's.

This thread is shameful. If you actually cared about cooking, you'd own better stoves and ovens than these shameful pieces of shit shown in this thread. All of this kitchen gear around these sad, sad ovens is like seeing rims on a beat down 93 Toyota Corolla.

>>8071037
ykno for me the glass thing has happened too
>>8071045
personally I can't really answer that. I hate having a dirty apartment but I just don't feel I have the will or energy.

>>8071092
>not getting a dual fuel oven/range
reading this post is like reading at a boomer's craigslist ad for a rusted-out POS with premium asking price

Need tile behind the sink.

>>8071471
Where did did you hide the crystal?

>>8071471
cool kitchen breh

BREHS
>>8061476

>>8071755
well done

>>8071819
tyty

>>8071471
looking good besides the aforementioned splash back

>>8063154
what is the box in the brick wall?

>>8071951
>he doesn't know about finger boxes

>>8069887
>>8061453

The only thing Ikea here is the rail on the wall.

>>8057401

Stove and Oven not pictured.

>>8071755
im proud anon

>>8071755
Looks like you need to do some sweeping next.

>>8072536
c'mon, you should have seen that floor a week ago, one thing at a time!

>>8072353
ty, feels good to have your approval.

>>8062842
>those postcards
that's pretty terrible humor anon

>>8071755
Good work Anon

>>8061476
Martin?

I want to die

>>8072989
Looks cozy, despite the nordic minimalism. Go ahead and die, someone else will surely enjoy your place! (Även, rödbetssallad och Lilla My, jag gillar dig!)

>>8072989

>>8073127
>assumes gender is binary

>>8071413

>dual fuel
>electric oven
>laughed

Alex, I'll take "What is a thermostat" for $1000.

>>8073289
>electric ovens don't have thermostats
>electric ovens aren't inherently more even heating and more responsive than gas
>high-end ones don't blow the shit out of old ovens with clogged up gas lines that will fall apart and cause a massive explosion if anyone somehow managed to clean them instead of having to rip them all out and replace them
If you have an old oven of decent quality already, it is worth maintaining, but if you're a hipster faggot and actively seeking one out, kindly KYS.

>>8070696
r u rtarded.
the dishwasher is on the right
and in fact there are 3 ovens

>tfw nobody here can afford Miele.

plebs

>>8057401
>>8057404
>>8057414
maybe you wouldnt be so poor if your girlfriend didnt eat so much

>>8073842

You're some Scandinavian asshole that can't buy Viking? please.

>>8062462
>glass weight scale
nice try richfag

>>8073527
Correctamundo. Wife wanted to do Serious Baking, so in go electric ovens.

Wife now ex-wife. Still have three ovens. Actually more handy than I would have thought.

>>8072989
this house was made for me.

>>8073842
Fridge in >>8057724 is Miele. We also have one of their vacuums.
Good shit, expensive but good

>>8057724
>>8074844
>electric range
More money than brains, huh?

>>8067082
>Microwave empty plate 5 minutes
why?

>>8068330
I know your pain. I'm paying $1200 in Lakeview and this is all the space I have to work with. It's a one-bedroom, not a studio though.

>>8074006
>not noticing the hips on the reflection
"he" is the girlfriend

>>8074871
Its induction so it's much better than most electric ranges but ya, I'm still kinda mad at my parents for that one.
At least it's easy as fuck to clean

>>8076056
How this would have went with me:

>The rent is $1,200.
>Does it have gas?
>Yes.
>Prepare the lease.

>>8071755
Looks like the kitchen for the hotel room my friend was living in this summer

I'mma post my 50+ year old GE stove tomorrow if I remember/this is still active.

>>8058687
I'm gunna stand on my tip toes and get that Craze bitch. STOP ME BITCH.

>>8072989
>blocks out cat's eyes
chuckl'd

>>8057560
>thought this was my friend's house for a second

>>8058687
>>8057724
What's the deal with europoors and electronic rangetops?

>>8057775
What's with the potato at the end?

>>8077943
I don't know, what's the deal with americans and automatic transmission?

>>8077943
They arent the norm the one in my pic i simply dont have gas in that part of the house. It used to be 2 flats now its one house. Thats why i have 2 kitchens.

>>8077947
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>tfw kitchen is being remodeled
I didn't think about what happens when I get HUNGRY. Fuck.

Chinese again, what do I go for, lads?

>>8078916
buy a cheap BBQ and some briquets

>>8057579
the tiled tops make it feel like i'm in a bathroom, ugh

>>8078939
I've been doing that. Pretty much rotating between my bbq when I have the effort, Chinese when I don't, or snacks/fruit from the store when I don't feel like Chinese.

I could do pizza but I definitely don't exercise enough fOr pizza.

I went with szechuan chicken, xtra spice, and chicken lo mein. Fuck I can't wait to just cook again.

>up to 3 weeks for granite countertops
hold me

>>8062734
>>8062739
do you pickle your pickles? small micro tutorial for me? condensed as much as possible

My kitchen

>>8080502
my parents have that exact same water cooker

it's a piece of shit

maybe you can see me naked in some reflection

>>8073121
Why the hell do you assume he's Swedish?

>>8080892

Is that a washing machine in the kitchen???

wtf is wrong with you people?

>>8080910
It Looks like a swedish cuck shed

>>8081035
nigga i'm under a roof there is no more space

>>8080837
Yeah m8

here's a kitchen I'm building in a rental house

opinions, you co/ck/s?

>>8082364
the otherside

>>8082364
small and minimal counterspace/storage space

the fuck why do all rental homes have shit kitchens

>>8082387
tightass landlords and shitty tenants

>>8082387
>small and minimal counterspace/storage space

the kitchen is less than 10 feet in either width or depth. 1920's build house

>>8082395
>shitty tenants

dingdingding! give that man a prize!
In this part of the city the only people that apply are nigger-tier white trash and Mexicans.
I can always count on the Mexicans to pay on time, in cash, keep the house tidy, and not have the police there every other day due to D.V.

here's a shot of the living room

>>8082091
I have one like this myself

recommend/10

>>8080837
>water cooker

>>8071755
by eller postnummer?
danskjavlar

>>8080892
perche' che ginocchiata?
dove cazzo abiti?

>>8082562
I do hope that floor isn't as lopsided as it looks.

>>8082731
spot the brit

Man I'm so jealous right now.

I just moved into a new place after living with a guy who was autistic about being clean, and now I live with sterotypical college fags. They don't keep shit clean, and it's pretty much a disaster in the kitchen. I kinda wanna give it a deep clean and hope they keep it clean, but I don't have my hopes high.

I have to move all the dishes to one side of the sink because none of them seem to consider that I clean my dishes right after I'm done, and one of them acted like I was retarded when I asked them to do it when they put them in.

>>8083785
det ligner et kokken tilhorende en jeg engang knaldede med i vordingborg

>>8085621
Hah. Move in with me nigga. Sounds like we're on the same page. I have to admit I did drink a little tonight and just started mopping the apartment building's hallway. Whatever

>>8085621
My roommates last year were similar. I was the only one who ever washed all my shit after using it, and they would leave all their stuff in the sink till it began to rot. Then I would occassionally get accused of not doing my dishes.

By the time I moved out it was real fucking clear to those guys that I never made a mess in the kitchen.

And it was still hell on Earth.

>>8081035

in less developed countries, they only have plumbing hookups in the kitchen or bathroom.

those washer/dryer combo units also somehow manage to be crappy at both washing and drying.