/ck/ - Food & Cooking

at the drive-thru.

there was an angry customer in front of me, complaining for 10+ minutes. dude begins to drive away, so i pull up a bit. then he decides to reverse to the window again, coming within an inch of hitting my car. i had to yell out at him, which made him even more pissed off. i had just gotten off a stressful day of work and i was ready to chimp out and beat his ass.

when i finally got my 20 mcnuggets, they were super stale. like they sat around for 3 hours and then got microwaved.

A couple years back when the mcrib was in town. They had a "buy a combo, get a second sandwich for 1 dollar" promotion, and I overdid it by buying 3 small combos for myself and 3 extra sandwiches, making it 6 mcribs, 3 fries and three sodas for about 20 bucks.

Ate all of it right there in the restaurant. I was stuffed, and had to relax for a while before trying to get up and walk home. Ubfoetunately, I developed some flu-like symptoms and ended up vomiting right there at the table and shitting myself on the way home. I was so embarassed I took off my pants and underwear before I walked in the house, made sure my wife wasn't in the living room, and tossed them in a grocery bag. That bag stayed in a corner of our garage until the day we moved out.

Went back to McDonald's a week later, and when I ordered a mcrib combo, the cashier kept looking at me and smiling.
Fucking judgemental twat.

>>8147024
Ugh.

>be me
>be about 18
>hanging out with my younger friends who are all around 15-16
>I have a job, buy myself a meal
>all my friends except one have no money
>two of them get this amazing idea to take one of the display paper things that is shaped like a cone and fill it with soda so they can have a drink
>me and the others were not aware of their plan
>they come back giggling with the ad cupped in their hands, soda dripping out
>shortly after the manager comes and kicks us out, i don't blame them but i'm embarrassed
>other friend who wasn't involved grabs my drink, i think she's just helping me carry my meal out
>drops it on the floor as we're walking out and laughs
>what the fuck
>manager chases us saying she's going to call the police

I know I was only 18 at the time, but wow, I hate teenagers.

>>8147063
>begins with:

>>>Ugh.
>>>be me

Immediately discarded.

For me...

>>8147063
Either a woman or a fag.
Not because of your experience. That's genuinely bad.

But your writing style leaves a lot to be desired.

>>8147081

Whenever I ask for a McChicken, they always give me the Hot 'n Spicy McChicken.

It's like the regular McChicken doesn't exist on the menu anymore. There's only the Hot 'n Spicy.

I don't think that sandwich is for me.

>>8147056
.. you know that is what food poisoning is. if it happens between 10-15 minutes of eating the food usually.

you could have sued for money.

>>8147024
ordered a McKinley Mac, got a Big Mac.

More like Little Mac.

>>8147096
Are you a homosexual by any chance?

>>8147056
neckbeardmode engaged

>>8147114
>McKinley
Should have ordered a Taft Mac

>>8147056
shart in mart spews in pew

none of the workers at the micky deez i frequent almost daily on my way to work knows what the fuck a black coffee is..one time i asked for a ice coffee black and they put that damn liquid sugar in it. ruined my day senpai

>>8147024
>be 20(2011)
>visiting cousin who's living sketchy part of town
>been driving for hours and haven't eaten since since 10:00am
>30 minutes away but I don't want to burden him with a meal
>it's 7:00pm and decide to go to Mcdonalds® because it literally the only thing there is
>go through drive through since I'm so close to my cousins and I'm not a pussy
>place order for a big mac a large fries and a cup of water.
>>"YU-YA WANT WATTA SIR?
>y-yes
>>"uhh okay pull up to thu nexx window
>pay with poorfag debit card
>obese harambe shakes her head and whispers "dayyyum boii"
>Driving my brother 2009 Acura TL
>>"arrite, pull up"
>pull up to window
>before I even get there, someone is just holds a bag out the window
>never make eye contact because they're facing the kitchen
>I just grab the bag and drink
>drive 5 miles and realise the bag just has 4 medium orders of fries and the drink is Coke

360 Black

>>8147098
I read it was 24-48 hours. What is it?

If you're right, then I got fucked real hard by subway a few years ago.

>>8147024
>be 20(2011)
>visiting cousin who's living in a sketchy part of town
>been driving for hours and haven't eaten since 10:00am
>30 minutes away but I don't want to burden him with a meal
>it's 7:00pm and decide to go to Mcdonalds® because it's literally the only thing there is
>go through drive through since I'm so close to my cousins
>place order for a big mac a large fries and a cup of water.
>>"YU-YA WANT WATTA SIR?
>y-yes
>>"uhh okay pull up to thu nexx window
>pay with poorfag debit card
>obese harambe shakes her head and whispers "dayyyum boii"
>Driving my brothers 2009 Acura TL
>>"arrite, pull up"
>pull up to window
>before I even get there, someone is just holding a bag out the window
>never make eye contact because they're facing the kitchen
>I just grab the bag and drink
>drive 5 miles and realize the bag just has 4 medium orders of fries and the drink is Coke

One time I ordered a McChicken and it didn't have a chicken patty in it. Just a bun with mayo and lettuce.

I guess I've been pretty fortunate with my McDonald's experiences.

>>8147219
>toss coke out of window
>fucking wanted water you dumb bitch.....

Every now and again when I was running late for work I would go through the drive through. Oh, let's green text it.
>order egg mcmuffin, bottled water, and a cup of ice, I like my ice water with ice.
>get my order
>pull up to the trash can at the end of the drive through to toss some old napkins, water bottles, etc.
>open my cup of ice to pour the water into it.
Normally I do this on the road, and so don't get a good look at anything.
>there, on the top of the ice is one single pubic hair.
>dry heave
>trash the ice, and the meal
>consider going in and causing a scene
>already late for work
>don't visit that McDonald's for another 3 years.

>>8147024
I've seen all sorts of insolent, bums, and paraplegics passed out over tables, but not once have the people working there ever given me a hard time

Had two dbl cheeseburgers about ten years ago. Had a couple beers after, then all of a sudden didn't feel so good. Puked it all out, then pissed out my ass. Kept going on for two days.
I had to keep drinking water because all the puking and ass pissing was dehydrating me. It just kept going right through though.

I don't go to Mcdonald's often. But once when I did, it was probably about noon or 1 p.m., and a literal developmentally disabled retard was at the register. Again, I don't go there often, so I ordered a sausage mcmuffin. The retard declined my order. I ordered the same thing, thinking "hey, he's a retard, maybe his brain just isn't firing," but he again declined, as if I was annoying him. I thought "Jesus fucking Christ," and the retarded fellow told me in a few words that they weren't serving breakfast because it was past 11.

Now whenever I think of Mcdonald's I think of being talked down to by a literal retard.

Getting dosed with PCP by my ex boyfriend in secret and throwing up all over the counter, standing on a table and shaking my add before getting arrested

>have $4
>some dimes
>hungry as fuck, still on campus for 5 hours
>go to McDonalds
>three sandwiches and a drink
>bretty good tasting too

FUCKING MCDONALDS

worst exp was being employed by mcdnalds for a yer.

I work front counter at a local mcdonalds, part time while I'm going to college.
Honestly it's not that bad, maybe since I'm generally just there like three days a week.
Every now and again tho we'll get word that one of the many elderly people that come in every morning for their senior coffee's and apple pies has passed away, and the shift is an awful lot bleaker.
The worst are the elderly couples. A mcdonald's breakfast is such a part of their routine that they'll surely come after their partner's passing, but their order will be half of what it was before.
God fuck I'm crying.

>>8147475
You're fucking retarded desu

>>8147485
no u

>>8147175
It's actually called the Denali Mac since that nigger president renamed Mt. McKinley to Denali

>>8147096
we dont even have spciy McChicken here in GA

>>8147475
I work at a gas station that has a similar situation with old people. I know this feel.
>my favorite customer got cancer and stopped coming
>she would always wipe down the counters if she made even the slightest mess
>I once gave her free coffee because she forgot her cash or something and she came back the next night and refused to not pay for it
Fuck. Old people often annoy the shit out of me but a lot of them are sweet as hell.

>>8147194
Heh this reminds me of a customer once who asked me which coffee pot had the hazelnut coffee.

>>8147475
goddamn man

>>8147462
But anon, you were the retard all along.

I did an order that came to $10.01 and the fat black woman behind the counter wouldn't let me pay with a ten so I left

>>8147024
>ordered 2 cheeseburgers at a busy maccas
>have to wait cos there's none ready to go
>stand at the side as other people order
>literally wait 20 minutes
>other people who ordered after me get given their cheeseburgers
>ask the guy who served me what's going on, he says he'll have a look
>he disappears
>10 more minutes pass
>no sign of the guy
>there he is, no longer in uniform, walking past me
>he's finished his shift and fucked off
>complain to the manager
>for some reason her gums start bleeding while she's talking to me. mouth turns completely red
finally got my burgers after 45 minutes, then went home and wrote a letter to complain. they sent me loads of vouchers for free food so i went back with 2 friends and ordered 30 cheeseburgers.

>>8147024
>in year 11 of high school
>didn't eat breakfast one morning
>there's a macca's on the way to school
>order 2 sausage mcmuffins and eat them on the way
>an hour in to class my stomach starts churning and it feels like it's on fire
>excuse myself from class and go home
>have to suffer an hour long train ride and a half hour bus ride home
>just as I get home I rip a massive, super smelly fart and get the overwhelming urge to shit
>ran straight upstairs to the bathroom and slam my ass down on the toilet
>diarrhea that feels like fucking lava starts shooting out at top speed
>sat on toilet for 5 minutes after done with that shit because it hurt so much
>get up off toilet and go to wash hands
>right as I'm washing my hands I start to puke, luckily most of it landed in the sink
>go and have a smoke and go to bed
>slept for the rest of the day

Didn't feel like eating for the next couple days.

>>8147024
It has yet to come as I don't frequent that place.

>>8147203
you are correct, 10-15 minutes is bullshit.

>>8147024
those motherfuckers say they're open 24 hrs., but i've gone maybe 4-5 times over ten years, at 2-3 am. they always either say, our safe is open we can't help you, or we just rebooted our computer, we can't help you, or .... JUST NOBODY FUCKING ANSWERS THE DRIVE THRU. i even drove back around and waited for a few more minutes, talking to the speaker the whole time. FAGROCKETS FUCK YOU DIVISION AT THE Y MCDONALDS

>>8147683
11 years is an awful long time to spend in high school. I'm proud of you, champ.

>>8147718
You know what I mean

>>8147471
guessing you're still there, too, by your typing

>>8147736
Judging by your misuse of commas I doubt you are in a position to comment on educational matters.

A Mexican chick was working the counter at my usual Mcdonalds and she smiled at me

wtf, I dont go out in public to get fucking smiled at, fuck off

>>8147024

>drunk as fuck
>7am
>request 10 breakfast burritos for me and some of the homeless people outside
>get fucking stared at
>only order 5 instead

bunch of kikes

Finding a used syringe on the floor in the bathroom. This McD was in da hood, so that syringe wasn't used for insulin.

>>8147024
>order big mac to go
>no meat
>give it back and ask for another one
>no sauce or condiments in it.
>give it back ask for another one.
>no veggies
>give it back and ask to speak to manager
>"you got 3 big mac for the price of one get out before i call the cops!"
>try to explain but still get screeched at to get out.

Got drunk with friends and fucked that place later.

I remember once when I was younger I was with friends at our local maccas, and I was getting my mate some food. As I was walking out I tripped on the kerb and dropped all his food, they laughed and so did the staff members.

Upside I got some free food at the time.

>>8147024
Christmas Eve, running behind and in a hurry I go through the drive thru for a Big Mac combo...Christmas Day puking and shitting my brains out. The end.

Went to a ghetto McDonald's in north philly. The cashier seemed to be retarded. Didn't know how to use the card reader. I think she charged me for a drink instead of including it in my meal, and it took close to 15 minutes even though the place was empty.

>go to McDonald's
>no apple pies left

>go to local mac
>walk in
>place is filled with screaming kids
>nope the fuck out of there and get a mcflurry from the drive-thru instead
>still had to wait 10 minutes for that shit

fucking kids mang

What is mcdonalds

>>8147658
I've worked at Macdo. Your perception of time is completely fucked. There's no fucking way you waited 20 minutes and an additional 10, plus 15 to get 2 fucking cheeseburgers. Management if too tight if you complained. Fuck off. Yes, I'm defending Macdo with my $45,000 office job now.

>>8148508
>North Philly

As a South Philly resident, the blacks that run our Macdos are wayyyyyyyyyyy more competent. I feel bad for you desu senpai.

had so many bad experiences with the 'diverse' staff that I can't even pick one and don't remember half of them because it's what I've come to expect, but the worst non-service related exp was
>Let me get the angus mushroom Swiss
>naw we ain't got dat no mo
> ;^(
It was soo good. that and the clubhouse. Both so good. Why does every franchise always discontinue the best ones AFTER they wait long enough for people to get hooked and achieve a cult following.

>>8149773
The Mushroom Swiss with a container of Chipotle BBQ added was fucking GOAT......

If that was a regular menu item, Macdo could go into a quadrillion dollar business..

>>8147024
I've had McD's induced food poisoning twice.

I know it was McD's because I was working out of town and it was the only place I had eaten in 24 hours.
A lot of towns don't have much in the way of late night / early morning options for a guy living out of hotels.

>>8149773
Motherfucking this.
Mozzarella bites. They were gorgeous. Exclusively went there for those, for weeks.
They've done other types since, but they're never the same.

I wonder if they'll ever settle on one of these things. Might never know, I've stopped going now.

The only reason i ate at mcdonalds was because it was cheap. If i thought of cheap food, i thought of mcdonalds.

29cent hamburger 39cent cheeseburger, a great dollar menu including double cheeseburgers, a great chicken sandwich, fabulous sundais, 2 delicouse apple pies for a buck.

Now idk who they think they are.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MCDONALDS!!?

WHO!?

>>8147024

>>wasted 7 years of my life working as shift manager
>>give 210%. great work ethic
>>get screwed constantly. Store is a sinking ship. Nobody cares. My efforts were cancelled out and negated every single day due to illegal immigrants doing things their own wrong inefficient ways

regular employees were okay. It wasn't their fault the store was so bad. It was the illegal immigrant managers and higher ups that were so stuck in their own shitty ways that were bringing the store down.

I now make more money as a janitor at in n out than I did working 7 years at mcdonalds. I'm happy and I have never looked back.

I rear ended a girl twice in the drive through line.

>>8150380

To be fair, they're slowly introducing touch screen menus with card pay. ( Not sure if this is only where they're introducing $15 per /hour wage) You got out before they started cutting staff down.

>>8150423
as a minimum wage manager, I would have been one of the last people they cut. Normally, cashiers are the first to go.

This restaurant had me in its clutches, like some kind of evil curse. They loved my work ethic and forced me to work 9+ hours, 6 days a week because they were always shorthanded and I was always good at working 4 jobs at once.

>>8147098
>>8147203
>>8147688

Depending on the contamination food poisoning can hit anywhere from 5 minutes up to 24 hours from consuming the contaminated item.

>>8147658
>>8149741

Once a guest told me he'd been waiting 45 minutes for his food and when I checked his receipt he'd only ordered 7 mins ago

>>8147904
People in the hood have the highest rates of diabetes

>>8148555
Yo those customers go apeshit on those apple pies. Especially the old people.

I like the pumpkin and cream pies way better though. Sweet but not too sweet

>Be a pretty skinny guy
>Like 100lbs and 6'2
>Going through the Drive Thru at a McDonalds in a town I've never visited before, and am passing through on my trip
>They don't have a huge menu outside, assume they must not have everything available
>I decide to order a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Large Meal
>Pull up to the drive thru
>Reach my arm out to grab my food
>As I reach out the inbred ugly chad chav behind the counter laughs
>'WOW, YOUR ARM IS SO SKINNY!'
>'QUARTER POUNDED WITH CHEESE? YOU CAN'T LIFT A QUARTER POUND WITH THESE HAHA!'
>I start to uncomfortably shuffle and pretend to laugh
>take my food, eat it in the car park and drive off
>feel so upset and ashamed the next day
>ended up writing a fucking handwritten letter to McDonalds, both in that location and the London Head Office
>included picture of me weightlifting with my brothers weights as I was so insecure at that point
>never receive a fucking response

Refuse to eat there again until I am compensated.

>>8147024
Twice before I've had them forget to put bacon on my bacon and egg bagel. I only eat there about twice a year too so I've only had about 10 bacon and egg bagels from McDonald's in my life.

>>8147718

>go to McDonalds with friends on way home from drinking
>decide I try a burger
>could only eat half of it, as it tasted like dry ass
>still got food poisioning

It's been 7 years and I still regret trying fast food chain food.

>>8147312
>i like my ice water with ice
As oppose to ice water without ice?

>>8147024
Lobster Roll, was cold. If I'm ordering god damn lobster I expect it hot and with butter

>>8147024
One time I bought a chocolate shake and they didn't put whipped cream in it. Like ????????????

>order at drive thru
>girl tells me to park and they'll bring the food out to my car instead
>this happens quite often
>sitting there 10 minutes nothing
>still there nothing
>15 minutes okay fuck this i'm going in to ask
>girl thinks i'm bullshitting
>told me she brought it out to me 10 minutes ago
>other coworkers defend her and skinny pimple head male loses his shit over this and jumps over counter and attacks me
>i punch him, put him in a headlock, he passes out
>now another customer tries attacking me from behind and he gets his ass handed to him too
>WTF IS GOING ON
>girl realizes she gave my order to another car and that person drove off
>i kicked two guys ass over fucking mcdonalds
>girl blamed me for parking in front of the fucking restaurant so she couldn't see me because she was looking further away
>manager offers to give me free mcdicks for a month if i agree to let all this go
>still pissed off, told her that bitch needs to get fired and i'll let all this go
>her little cholo bf walks in and she starts screaming to him about me
>he's trying to tell me about his homies and how he'll kill me
>she gets fired because of his threats
FUCK MCDONALDS

>>8150554
I wish something like that would happen to me.

>>8150543
Lobster rolls are meant to be served cold, moron.

>>8150492
Your fault. You should have went in and made a complaint directly to the manager.

>>8147024
shat brown water for two days from a bad milkshake
fuckers on the late shift probably didn't clean the machine and fuckers in the morning probably assumed it was clean

>>8150554
You never beat anyone up in your life you soft ass cunt

>>8150554
>Not carrying on you at all times
>Not turning a fist fight into a mass shooting
>Not screaming "FUCK MCDONALDS" as you're mowed down by SWAT

Are you even American?

>order like 6 doubles and some fries
>total at the window sir
>pull up a little there's a line
>the cocksucking drive thru fuckboi gives the two people behind me their totals
>whatever oay and go to pick up
>sir please pull over we'll bring you your shit
>5 cars behind me get their shit and leave
>only a couple had small bags
It fucking pissed me off that day. Ever since i don't pull out to wait, i tell them I'm fine here at the window like everyone else. I got there first i am leaving first

>get hired at mcdonalds
>given greasy, stinky uniform
>actually have to go there to work for 8 hours
>actually have to work at mcdonalds
>listen to alarms all day long (fries, nuggets, apple pies etc)
>deal with rude, trash customers
>deal with rude, trashy supervisors
>deal with rude, trash co-workers

its a bad deal all around, anyway you slice it

Shift manager of a high performing multi-million dollar McDonalds restaurant

ask me anything.

>>8150556
Nah you don't. First time for everything though.

>>8150613
You stupid fucker you caught me

>>8150621
Nope not americunt

>>8150677
Do you have the suicide hotline in your contacts?

>>8147269
Not McDonalds but at Hardees one time I got a bun with a piece of cheese in it and no patty or anything else. I said "double cheese burger plain with just meat and the cheese" and the fat bitch gave me a bun with just cheese and when I took it up to get a burger she argued with her manager saying I asked for just cheese on the bun. Bitch why would I order a double if I just wanted the cheese? I would order a single cheese plain not a double for the extra price if I didn't want the fucking burger inside of it.

>>8150677
How does it feel looking down on all those other under-performing franchises?

A long, long time ago ... I ordered an Egg Mcmuffin they were a "new" thing. It had a fly seared into one of the buns. Luckily I saw it when I picked it up. They gave me another one.

>>8147089
>your writing style leaves a lot to be desired
Holy shit, autism is real.

>>8147570

:(

>go to drive-thru during lunch rush ~noon
>two white women walking through the drive-thru
>like, still going through it to order food but just standing in line instead of in a car
>they get to the speaker
>one car behind them, and then my car so i can make out what they're saying
>employee tells them they're not allowed to walk through the drive-thru and that they'll have to come inside to order
>the women insist that "it's fine" and they can just order this way
>employee says it's a safety risk and that he'll have to get a manager
>the women get angry and start yelling
>eventually they walk around to the window, cutting past other cars already in line
>didn't see this part but according to the guy at the window they screamed at the manager through the window for like 5 minutes about how it's "unlawful" for them not to get served and that they were gonna sue
>manager said they would have to leave or he would call the police
>they left
>end up getting a free double cheeseburger for having to wait

>>8150677
can I have some fries

I love mc nuggets but the mcds near me either has shitty old oil or burns them

>>8150749
If your worst McDonald's experience resulted in a free Double cheeseburger, I'd love to hear about your best experience... did you get your prostate manipulated in the toilets or something better?

>>8147098
American's are fucking amazing.

>>8150862
The world is obsessed with us.

>>8150867
Especially Americans.
It's All about Me.. ME.. MEEEEEEE

>>8150869
You sure do care a lot about the way Americans act. Obsessed much?

>>8147024
>drive to mcdicks with my friends
>I ordered two #9's, a #9 large, a large #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45's, one with cheese and a large soda
>just as I drove through and picked up my order nigga's in purple started shooting at us
>mfw

>>8147600
You are so dumb... Registers get counted, so legally she cant just let you slide for a penny

one time i ordered a filet-o-fish with extra tartar sauce and they gave me a really thin line of it and the cheese was cold

>>8150712
only autism im sensing is you

>>8150876
What's your favourite video game?
Mario Shart Wii ?

>>8147973
>Got drunk with friends and fucked that place later.

What did he mean by this?

>>8150554
If not bullshit, McDonald's saved your ass you fuckwit.

>>8151033
kek
:^)

>>8147024
Back in my depressing HS days, some black chick had her ~five year olds standing on the counter when I was working. He shit himself and it fell on the counter. Really fucking gross and we were packed. Manager said we couldn't serve anyone until the entire counter was cleaned and disinfected. Lots of pissed people. Someone died when I was in another, and in another someone got stabbed. Pretty awful shit.

>>8147077
>He doesn't start his stories with "be me"
You must be a shit story teller famalaborghini

>>8147024
I went to a 24 hour mcdonalds after 10:00 and they served me the soggiest mcchicken I've ever encountered
it reminded me of cafeteria food, but somehow spliced with vomit

>>8151208
>he doesn't speak my dialect of internet retard speak.
Faggot.

>>8147708
Ice cream machine and computer reboots and coffeee machine cleaning are real things my loser best friend worked there and bitched about having to do it and the complaints he would receive when doing it

>>8147024
>>8147056
I had a similar experience, just less embarassing. I dont know if you've heard of it but theres a seasonal Burger in Germany called the Big Rösti, it's a fat patty with surprisingly good meat, bacon,cheese, cheese sauce and a hash brown (rösti). All that in a bun topped with more bacon cubes and some cheese.
Well I was on a party away from home, like a 50 minute drive by train. The morning I woke up I craved a Big Rösti like never before, on the way to the trainstation I went by mcdonalds and devoured that thing, still with a massive hangover, barely chewed. Swalloed pieces of bacon almost whole.
I felt fine when I got into the train, but like 5 minutes after it left the station I started to feel nauseos.
My cousin told me I looked pale as fuck, so I went to the toilet and then it started. It felt and must have looked like someone broke of a fire hydrant, vomit just shot out of my mouth. The train toilet was pretty small, and filled up in no time. When I tried to flush it, it clogged, so I turned to the sink and filled that up to. I vomited so violently that my nose clogged worse than the toilet and I couldnt breath, I literally cried. When enough pressure built up because I had to close my mouth for a second, vomit shot out of my nose, unclogging it, shooting boogers all over the mirror. It still felt like something was in there so I grabbed a piece of toilet paper and started digging. I pulled out half a piece of unchewed, half digested bacon out of my nose.

Needless to say I havent left the WC for the rest of the drive. Just sat there exhausted, sad and traumatized for the next 40 minutes.
It's been a year now, havent eatn a Big Rösti since, can't wait for it to come back

>>8147024
find another website to advertize your garbage agenda.

>>8147024
Was inna airport when I was young. 9...maybe 10. Young enough that you don't speak up when something goes wrong.

Was eating a cheese burger and less than half way through, this abnormally salty burger proved disgustingly over salted and peppered. As if someone spilled a salt and pepper shaker onto about half the burger. I tried to eat around it, but came to a remaining inedible 3/5ths of a burger.

Threw the rest out a little sad that I didn't get an entire burger.

>>8147024
I got run out of a McDonalds and made to look like a racist a few years ago.

>walk up to counter
>cashier is black woman
>place order
>that'll be $6.58
>going to pay exact change
>juggling my cash and change trying to get it right
>set bills down on counter so i can use 2 hands to sort the change
>hand cashier the $0.58 and expect her to pick up the $6 I had set on the counter
>"Oh HELL NAW MUTHAFUCKA, YOU DID NOT JUST THROW THAT MONEY AT ME. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TOSS MONEY AT ME WHITE MUTHAFUCKA? LIKE I'M TRASH BECAUSE I'M BLACK!?!
>no, no I was jus-
>FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKA GET UP OUT MY STORE WIT YO RACISS ASS TRYNA DISRESPECK ME!
>Her black co-workers are starting to approach and everyone in the restaurant and in line behind me is staring daggers at me
>try to explain again that I was just having trouble counting the money
>more yelling
>try to hand her the money
>I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY YOU RACISS MUTHAFUCKA!
>leave in shame

I just wanted some nugs, jeez

I got two McDoubles at 11pm on Christmas Eve

Ended up getting food poisoning and vomiting and shitting myself from 4am to 4pm on Christmas day

>>8147024
I worked there for 6 years and it broke me.
I quit a few days ago but I'm 25 now and it's probably too late to start building a real future for myself.
I won't kill myself but there's a good chance I'll be poor and depressed for the rest of my life.

>ordered a pumpkin spice coffee
>didnt have the pumpkin spice flavoring in it

FUCKING MCDONALDS!

>>8147089
It's definitely a real live gril I can always tell

>>8147096
I prefer original but my store has both so I get one of each and a black coffee. Truly the lunch of the gods.

>>8150492
>100lbs and 6'2
You needed someone to point out how bizarre this is. How were you even allowed to drive?

All these food poisoning stories...

>10 years ago
>good friday
>be driving across country
>be good religious boy
>can't eat meat on good friday
>getting late, didn't eat dinner
>middle of bum fuck iowa or somewhere
>finally break down and go to mcds
>get two filet of fish
>spend next 48 hours puking and shitting
>never been to mcds since

>>8151405
i havn;'t had a job in 3 years and am broke and 30+

working at McD isn't bad to most employers because it's the model most business and customer service/retail is based off.

They train the employees, and you clean a shit ton, and know how to be courteous and quick. it seems stupid working at McD but if you worked at another other place it's like a shit show amature as fuck.

trust me, it's not a bad thing to have. You could apply as manager anywhere else. literally anywhere in retail.

>>8151405
I love u anon pls be safe

>>8151348
You've got to be careful about which big rösties you eat.

i only get a coffee there or something, it makes me really sad to see the fat American families standing in line. The disgusting mother porking her fat kid up before it even had a chance.

>>8147024
They were the only thing around at a convention and I was starving.
After waiting like 15 min for food I got a sandwich with a quarter sized blob of blue green fuzzy mold on the bun.
Didn't notice until I ate like 1/3 of the sandwich because I didn't unwrap all of it.

Ordered a McChicken through the drive thru and for some reason they gave me one with no mayo but a slice of cheese, I didn't make any kind of special order whatsoever so my only guess is someone else in line ordered that monstrosity and they gave it to me by mistake

>>8151072
Yeah probably. I don't eat McDicks much anymore so that's good for my health.

>>8151550
>rösties
Is roasties banned or something? Since when?

>>8151719
But you still eat dicks right? :^)

>>8147475
Dammit anon, I came here for laughs, not for feels!
;_;

>>8151733
you saved a thumbnail you fucking cum stain, you are the dick eater here

>>8147600
>Tried to haggle at McDonalds

How fucking niggardly can you be?

>>8150929
All you had to do was follow the train, dammit!

>>8151733
Nice thumbnail, dipshit.

>>8147024
I asked for a cheeseburger with cheese only. I received a bun with only cheese and no burger.

>>8151805
>A cheeseburger with cheese only

Or, you know, "a cheeseburger with no pickles and no onions" like a normal person might say.

>>8151814
Frankly, and this is also their mentality why they never wanted custom orders, the burger was made to be perfect as it is.

>>8151822
Well, yeah. There's a reason Burger King made a big deal with "Have it your way"; because they'll do custom orders, and McDonald's won't.

My worst Mickey's experience was self-inflicted, repeatedly. It's called 40 nugs, fries and a large coke.

I love it, but I hate everything afterwards. I vow never to do it again. And then I do it again a few months later.

KFC is the same with their "Lunch Boxes". Two pieces of boneless chicken and more fries than any man should ever eat in one sitting. Doubled, because I'm a fat fucking cunt.

>>8151805
Spastic.

>>8151759
roasties

Nothing in specific, but I have those sausage burritos like 5 days a week for breakfast, and one time they didn't put any of the cheesy goodness in it. It was just disgusting powdered eggs

>>8152007
Also, just so you guys don't think I'm a fat fuck, I pick out the sausage and pepper things.

>>8147024
worst turned into best

>go with brother years ago
>order a couple of arch deluxes back when that was a thing
>brother makes some addition or substitution i forget, probably extra bacon or something.
>get food
>his order is wrong
>monopoly game is going on
>keep monopoly tabs
>free fries and free soda
>hey this order is wrong
>also we have these coupons.
>fries and drink also come with monopoly tabs
>2x free burgers + free fries + free soda
>burger comes back
>it's still wrong
>2 more tabs
>more free shit
>repeat a couple more times while sharing my burger and our free fries/soda

annoying at first but we ended up getting 2 full meals and walking away with 7 coupons worth of additional free meals for the price of 2 burgers.

>>8150323
underrated

>>8151775
Busta, straight busta

>>8147475
its so fucking true. I worked at a McDonalds for a year a while back and the elderly regulars would come in every morning for mcmuffins and coffee. its sad because you secretly know the reason why they stopped coming is because they most likely died.

the chinks that come on tour buses for some reason and crowd the place. THEY NEVER BUY ANYTHING.

>>8152127
for me it was a carls jr but man i know that feel.

>that old guy who comes in every day and orders just a burger patty for his dog
>realize that either the dog is going to outlive him and if it doesn't he'll probably go right after the dog

saw plenty of non-depressing old-timers though.

>group of old dudes with cool vintage cars comes in once a week
>one orders our 'all natural burger'
>walkin past em while he talks about it to his friends
>"yeah it's organic or something"
>"anyway TIME TO TURN IT INTO SHIT"

we handed out plastic laminated cards with numbers on them for to-go orders

>"number 17 to go"
>old ass white guy with long grey hair holds up his card
>in squeeky piping old man voice: "LELU DALLAS MULTIPASS"
>counter staff has a hearty kek

>>8147024
ordered 2 junior chickens with no mayo, add pickles add onions. got 2 junior chicken buns with no meat, mac sauce and onions. when they remade it they forgot the pickles again.

>>8147570

Working in a restaurant gave me feels when I thought I had run out. When you lose a regular, especially a sweet older person, it's the shits. Even though they aren't even friends, they are beyond just memorable.

Excuse me, I must go and shed a tear for J Owen.

>>8151805
Lost

>>8150820
he got two free double cheeseburgers

>>8151805
not mcdonalds but i've had the following happen at least once from every pizza place i've ever ordered from

>order extra sauce
>pizza arrives
>it has literally no sauce, just bread cheese and toppings

>>8151805

lmfao

>>8151059
likely he meant vandalism

>>8150961
At fast food restaurants you can have a MINIMUM of +/- $2 in your till as a cashier. Some go as high as 5-10 bucks without giving a shit. If you honestly think McDonalds cares about a penny then you're actually retarded. Where I work, if a homeless guy or something comes in the manager is just like "give him a burger or something I'll count it out of your till"

I went to a Mickey D's in D.C. and there were niggers everywhere. That was probably my worst experience.

>Go to 24 McD for milkeshake
>Sorry sir, our machines are down for cleaning.

Last time I ever went to McD again.

>>8152385
so you went anywhere in DC?

>>8151843
Also their burger is not perfection. The Whopper is.

>>8151736
Not him, but I got you bro.

Friend told me this story

>went to Mcdonalds in puerto rico
>lady doesn't speak english well
>tell her "I just want a regular, nothing on it except pickles"
>she gives me my order
>I look at my order, it's got nothing but pickles. there isn't even a hamburger

I guess it's my fault. She took me too literally.

>>8150703
It feels pretty bad, because with the knowledge i have retained in running successful shifts, I can make a change in those lower performing stores.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying mcdonalds is the greatest restaurant ever and its perfect, there are alot of store locations that are run down by nigger employees and are just rude to customers. It's disgusting.

Ironically, every black employee i have ever had work under me has either quit or stop showing up. It's like theyre literally allergic to work.

But I digress, changing those stores, giving satisfaction, and improving the value of the store is my end goal.

This is a great video to watch, albeit a bit corny http://www.giveemthepickle.com/

>>8147024
I was likely conceived in a McD parking lot when both my retarded teenage parents worked there.

Also I went this year to get a Shamrock shake (the only thing I ever get there) and despite them having the fucking picture on the window they told me they didn't have any.

>>8150492
Kek

Tell us more of your skelly adventures, senpai

>>8147024
some nigger pulled a gun on another nigger and shot him

i just wanted to enjoy my mcdouble in peace

>>8147024
When I was a kid my parents divorced. In the custody battle it apparently came our that my dad had been doing and selling hard drugs. Due to this, he was only allowed to have supervised visitation. So I only saw my dad at McDonald's or the park and my mom would have to be there.

I think the whole arrangement pissed him off. Many times he would just not show up and I'd sit at McDonald's waiting with my mom.

Now I haven't seen him in over ten years.

>>8152999
You're a retard.

>>8147024
>Order a Frozen Coke from the drive thru
>Open up the bag later
>They gave me a normal straw

>>8152127
I find this strange. I worked in a pharmacy and 9 times out of 10 I'd wish my old customers would hurry up and die because they are the most demanding, rude and impatient of all customers, closely followed by middle aged obese women.

There were a handful of good ones but the majority do the world a disservice by continuing to live desu

So back in my first year of uni, after drinking at a bar across the street from a McDicks, it was quite common for a bunch of people to grab food before heading back to the residence. So my group of about 5 got in line, and were in McDonald's for about 2 minutes when two guys started arguing about whose meal was being served. One guy pushes the other and calls him a faggot, and the other guy wasn't having it. He reaches into his backpack and for a second we thought the guy was gonna pull a gun. Then the fucker pulled out not a gun, or knife, but fucking bear spray. Pulls the safety and sprays the shit everywhere, and the air was fucking spicy to breath (sadly that was only. my third worst experience with bear spray). We went to Mac's instead and grab chips and fake Slurpees

>>8147024
i learned they stopped selling lobster rolls

>>8147081
These are great if you're trying to eat lunch for $2 a day

>>8153300
thicc

>>8150749
>waiting patiently at mcdonalds line to order
>one fucking person ahead of me was a friend of the cashier
they talked for over 25 minutes (checked with clock) before i got to order my fucking meal.

>>8147024
ordered a McChicken and got a fucking chicken sando


this was at BK btw in laguna beach CA

>>8154407
name a better fast food chicken sandwhich

last time I got a spicy chicken from jerk in the booth its was extremlydry

>>8147024
>blog thread
Faggot.

>>8151381

Fucking niggers man, they'll do anything they can to seem like fucking victims.

>order 3 mcchickens
>get home
>theres no chicken in these mcchickens


How?

McDonalds is the reason I don't go through drive-thrus anymore.
I unwrap my order right in front of them.

>>8154892
I prefer Wendy's chicken sandwich.

>>8154907

You shills made I am discrediting your brand???

>>8147024
Honestly Ive never had a bad experience at a Mcdonalds that wasn't some other customer sperging the fuck out on some poor hispanic lady trying to make eight bucks.

The worst though is a women who came in, literally shoved the black dude in front of me ordering, and proceeded to scream bloody murder for twenty straight minutes about the lack of ketchup on her dollar menu burger while the store manager tried to apologize.

Maybe I just have low standards when I go into a McDonalds, but if there's a mistake I'm either super polite or if it's under 4$ I just ignore it.

>>8147024
Roadside McD in Hungary. On a bus with lots of teens, going to a YMCA festival. Half of the people on the bus got the runs 2 hours afer we ate at McDs, and we had 1 toilet onboard. Now that was a sticky situation.

>>8147063
>be me

Who the fuck else would you be?

>>8147485
>desu

Hmm.....

>>8147524
Looks to me like Alaska wanted the renaming, not the federal government

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denali–Mount_McKinley_naming_dispute

Obongo just eventually approved it during his administration , but Alaska intially asked for it.

>>8147708
Spokane fag?

>live in Kansas City
>terrible place, full of niggers
>robbery while I'm at McDonalds

>>8147024
>Worst McD experience?

I bought a hamburger.

This wasn't horrible so much as just sort of bizarre
>Go on work night out
>End up staying out until like 3am and then heading to McDonald's
>Supervisor who just got dumped by his long-term girlfriend is really drunk and offers to buy everyone something
>All good so far
>Go to sit down but there's too many of us to all fit at a table so I sit on the floor making sure I'm not blocking anyone's pathway
>Employee tells me I can bring over a chair if I want
>Do so, all is well
>Couple of minutes later security guard comes over and asks me where I got the chair
>Say I took it from one of the other tables
>Starts yelling at me
>Co-worker points out that one of the employees told me to do it
>Clearly doesn't believe her, asks which one
>We all point at the same guy, he still doesn't believe us for some reason
>Supervisor says something like "Give Anon a break, it's just a chair"
>Security guard says "Hey, you better watch your mouth"
>Decide it's not worth the fuss so I put the chair back and he goes away
>Go back to the floor-sitting life
>Another employee comes over and tells me to take a chair instead of sitting on the floor
What the fuck McDonalds

>>8147024
The worst experience I had with the staff was when my cousins and I were coming back from a dance lesson. My aunt was driving and we decided to stop at McD's on the way home and get milkshakes. One of my cousins ordered a Shamrock and chocolate milkshake with the two combined, and my aunt and I got normal chocolate. However, there was a huge amount of minty shit in the bottom of my aunt's cup, like I want to say almost 1/8 of it was from where they didn't even wipe the machine off between flavors. My aunt pointed it out to the lady and asked if she could have a new one since she can't stand the taste. Up until this point everything was civil.

However, this chick at the window decides to start arguing with my aunt, and basically tells her to "deal with it" because it was only a little bit of mint. My aunt tells her that she will not "just deal with it" because she paid for a chocolate shake, not a mint one, and that she doesn't like that flavor. Things escalate until the girl finally takes it gets my aunt a new shake, but not before calling her a bitch right before she closed the window.

Like honestly it was an error on their part and could have just been resolved if she had given her a new shake (and the place was completely empty so it wasn't like there was a rush). But instead she had to pointlessly argue and we ended up being in line for like 10+ minutes for this.

>>8155644
The other bad experience I had was a few years ago. My friends and I were all about 22, and we went to the local McD's. Unfortunately we brought along one of our more irritating, attention whore friends.

The entire time, she would make a big deal about getting ketchup or a refill on soda, being antsy to the point of annoyance and constantly asking everybody in the group if we were allowed to get free refills.

She made such a big deal about it that we all had to walk up with her when she went to get her drink and act like we were filling up our own cups (even though we had already gotten refills, so they were still full) just so we could prove to her that it was "safe" and "okay" to do.

Maybe that one isn't so bad, but the memory of that girl + that incident just grates on me.

>>8155650
This is precisely the reason I'm glad I'm an oldfag. We didn't have people like that when I was young.

>gas station McDonald's under partial construction
>whatever, I haven't eaten since breakfast and I don't know when I'll see food again (this takes place on a long road in the middle of nowhere)
>walk inside, they weren't fucking kidding about how under construction it was
>bare walls, plastic chairs and plastic desks that would look too cheap for even a public school
>just a double cheeseburger, fries and a drink please
>barely sit down and there's the clerk bringing my food to me
>damn that was fast
>find out why is was so fast
>cheese is not even close to melted, like someone put a slice of Kraft cheese on it and called it a day
>patties are thin as shit, like if I had known they would be dominos pizza cardboard thin I would have ordered a quadruple cheeseburger
>whatever, I'm sure the fries will salvage this, I know they're shit for me and way too salty but they're crack in potato form
>nope
>despite my clearly undercooked burger, the fries seem somehow overcooked, they're way too thin and tough like In and Out Burger fries
>look to my right, the building also houses a Mexican restaurant that I originally paid no mind to
>they have a fucking fountain, decorative trees, like 4 or 5 tvs and I can't prove it because I didn't stick around to check but I bet they had arcade machines and maps to El Dorado and Atlantis
At least my drink was good

>>8147024
my plan was to ride my bike to mcdonalds, pick up one of these bad boys, and spend all day studying in an academic building at my school. about 30 feet from the mcdicks the hand ripped, it fell, and i ran over part of it. honey mustard squirted all over the fries and made them all soggy and gross, but other than that it was all still okay

the worst part was everyone seeing

Working there.

>>8155723
>tfw this same thing happened to me walking up the steps to a busy platform at a train station
The shame was almost too much

Two Eskimo girls started fighting in the McDonalds at my mall when I was younger. They were pretty close to where I was sitting so me and my dad got the f out of there.

>>8147024
Mcnuggies were overcooked a little while ago. Was kinda gross. Ranch cups fixed it.

Also once ordered a double quarter-pounder and got two quarter-pounders instead. Shit was tight.

>>8151733
saving the day

Once, I was in a massive hurry so I ordered a cheeseburger, a small fry and a drink with delicious lemon tart. I enjoyed my meal but when they finally brought the lemon tart out the lady at the counter tripped and dropped it all over the floor. I was flabbergasted as all I got from management was "Oops, I dropped the lemon tart."

>>8155585
>Security guard
>at McDonalds
Where the fuck do you live, Syria?

>>8154892
Burger King desu

>>8147541
I loved that shit man. RIP SPICY MCCHICKEN

Not really a crazy story but

>order a mcchicken and a mcdouble
>we liked to open the mcdouble and put the micchicken between the 2 patties
>order is served
>only get the mcchicken
>return to the counter, said I also ordered a mcdouble, show my receipt
>they snatch the mcchicken out of my hand, give me a mcdouble and throw out the mcchicken in front of my eyes
>say I ordered BOTH sandwiches
>lady gets all pissy and tells me she'll call my number again when it's ready
>wait 10 minutes
>friends done eating by the time my other sandwich comes out

Also have another I just remembered
>spent a night at a friend's place in a college town
>super hungover
>went to get McDonald's bfast with friends
>drive-through
>I guess we ordered too much food because they made us wait in the parking lot
>while we were ordered a super obese nigress working the drive-through was chimping out and yelling at her managers and stuff
>she's the one who delivers us our food out in the parking lot
>she says something to the effect of "I'm sorry, I'm hungry and stressed as fuck and I'm gonna eat your sandwich"
>eats our breakfast in front of us
>we all telepathically decide it is not worth yelling at this hamplanet chomping down on our 2 dollar sandwich

>>8147024
Soggy mcnuggets. I stopped eating them after that, it was fucking disgusting.

When I was a little child my mom got us McDonalds and one of my sister's chicken nuggets had a bite taken out of it. We have only been to mcdonalds once after that but i haven't been in about 13 years.

I ordered 2 McGriddles after work one morning and they both had giant chunks of garlic salt or seasoned salt on them. I don't even know how a fuck-up of that caliber was possible, whatever was on that sandwich wasn't anything that McDonalds serves.

>>8155906
Hrm, was it in a window of time where lunch/dinner was also served??

I have to wonder why they resisted the McGriddle on the 24hr breakfast menu, and whatever the reason was, if there's some kind of shared cooking surface that didn't work out.

>>8155723
I FUCKING LOVE FOOD BOXES.

>>8149773
They discontinued that greasy mushroom mayonnaise burger? Fuck them, they were good.

>>8155847
OH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE

OH MY GOD, THAT'S HILARIOUS.

>>8155850
Dublin. Do most city centre McDonalds not have security guards?

>>8155971
>the IRA is so hostile even McDonald's has security.
Shit Ireland, I didn't know you were a 3rd world country

>>8155980
Wow so funny. It might just be at night though? I'm rarely in a McDonalds during daylight hours so I wouldn't know. I'm fairly sure a lot of the McDonalds I've been in in big European cities have had them at night.

>>8155922
7 in the morning. Pretty sure it was even before they started doing the all-day breakfast thing.

>>8155980
well northern ireland is just like mordor desu

>>8155997
Ahhh.

They used to have an interesting bagel breakfast sandwich which had a garlic mayo on it, adding some moistness to the thicker bread. I bet they had that in your mcgriddle, maybe on some ladle that flipped the egg in there, I dunno.

>>8147524
>renamed
Get the fuck out of my state you fucking piece of shit.

>>8155985
I'm autistic and needed to know for sure that it wasn't just us that have McDonalds security guards, and my Google search has confirmed that they are a thing in other big cities too. So that's my mind put at rest.

>>8156006
That sounds pretty good though i've never heard of it. What I had was giant, visible salt crystals with little pieces of seasoning. Like someone had to have brought that from home.

>go through McD's
>order quarter pounder combo and a mcchicken
>no mcchicken
>don't go back in to get it because I'm a fat piece of shit and I deserve this

>Ask if the mcflurry can withstand the DQ blizzard flip
>They say no
>Try it anyhow
>It works

Fucking McDahnalds

>>8147024
starting a few years ago, every experience was worse than the last, food-wise, so I stopped eating their food
I'm telling you man, they're only still in business because of inertia and their fucking meme foods like the McRib and the shamrock shake and McFuckNuggets and the hollow shell of the Happy Meal

>>8147658
>for some reason her gums start bleeding while she's talking to me. mouth turns completely red

>go to mcdonalds and order my regular spicy mcchicken and double cheeseburger
>waiting at drive through for what seems like forever
>cashier recognizes me
>shiteatinggrin.gif
>he says
>you what to get this dick in before another mc chicken
>wtf
>he looks me dead in the eyes
>I just ask for my food as I have already pay
>he then orders me to say "thicken like my spicy mcchicken"
>I just fucking say it because I am super hungry

seen the guy a few times since then and he just fucking smiles at me

>>8156304
These things only happen to dumb frogposters.

>>8151375
Holy fuck, this happened to me too once. There was fucking chunks of salt falling out the last quarter of my burger.

One time I went to Hungry Jack's and ate a burger but I was still hungry so I drove my mobility scooter across the road to McDonald's and ate another burger, but after that I realised that I just ate the same burger twice.

It's not horrible for me, but it's one of those "oh fuck" moments for the employees.

>run a high school singing group
>we have concerts in the evening in whatever place I can arrange
>heading back home
>it's 10 at night
>the little buggers are hungry
>and bugging me about it
>ask the bus driver to stop at a mcdonalds
>stop and enter
>mcdonald's is usually empty at 10 pm
>not anymore
>25 teens with munchies in suits and dresses barrel in
>they want mcnuggets
>all of them
>with fries, of course
>i enter with the bus driver shortly after
>the little shits are crowded around the counter
>the workers are collectively shitting themselves
>it's like a fucking mcpocalypse in the kitchen
>order a double cheeseburger
>get it in two seconds flat while the little shits are waiting for their mcnuggets

The worst thing about it is that the bus driver always stops at the exact same mcdonalds. I'm pretty certain that they loathe the presence of my group now.

Once I got a Quarter Pounder and when I went to eat it someone had already taken a bite out of it.

Worst McD experience? About three years ago I ordered two burgers.
On a whim, decided to check the inside of the burger, and noticed the lower bun was stained red.
Tore the burger in half with my hands, it was raw as fuck. Checked the bun on the second one, same deal. My friend's burger was also raw.
We all requested it be done properly, 15 minutes later we received our burgers. My friend immediately started eating his, I checked mine again. Fucking... bloody raw, still.
I show him the burger, and he stops chewing, checking on his, and--yep. Raw.
So while he's puking in the bathroom, we send them back (again), and this time, after another 15 minutes later, we finally get our burgers cooked to perfection ((Which, in a McD, is about as cooked as meat can get without turning to charcoal.)

The fries tasted oily that day, too, but that's such a minor thing it's not even really worth mentioning.

>>8155723
This was a thing? I currently work at McDonald's and the Classic pack here comes with

>2 quarter pounders
>20 piece nuggets
>2 medium fries
>costs $12.99

This has more shit in it and it costs more cheaper

>>8151805
That happened to me as well.....>>8150701

>>8153656
Your Dad has probably been fighting to see you for over 10 years and the drugs were made up by your mom to fuck him over and use you as a pawn in her fuck fuck games of custody battle. A very large percentage of fathers wish to see their children and be Dad's to them and the mother won't let them and instead uses the child as a way to try getting what they want and fuck over the dad in any way possible because the moms are so vindictive. The child hardly ever realizes or finds out until it's too late.

>>8155342
You must be new here

>>8157033
I don't think she lied about this. I did one of those public record searches one time and did find the stuff she told me about as well as some other things I don't think she or I were aware of. He's also apparently been busted for burglary since then.

I don't know man. I'm sure he does want to see me, but at this point it's been so long I don't even know what I'd say. I'm scared of what kind of person I will find. It'd be nice if my mom had lied and I could reunite with him and everything would be good, but it's just not the case.

>>8147056
>wife
OK buddy.

>>8147024
All of them, McShits for a day after.

Worst one at the restaurant was when i got a hair in my mouth and pulled two feet of hair back up my throat.

>>8155850
>Where the fuck do you live, Syria?
>>8155971
>Dublin

Close enough.

>order 8 mchickens and 8 mcdoubles for lunch/dinner
>get home
>there's only 7 mcdoubles

>>8154892
What'd you expect, jerk chicken?

One time when I had to wait for a friend at the train station at midnight I got some burgers and nuggets for reduced prices because theyy were about to close.
Some woman came over to me and started talking about how bad her life is and that she can't even afford a simple burger, so I gave her the rest of my chicken nuggets to make her hsut up.

>>8157189
Who the fuck orders more than one burger at a fast food joint? you know McDicks is supposed to be a last resort right?

Half these stories are like "Hurr then i waited for 50 minutes and my food was cold, fuck McDonalds!!" because you fat bastards order way too much shit

>>8157204
if you order too much food your it'll be hot because they have to make it

>>8147056
Judgmental? Dude he's just remebering something you did that was probably hilarious to them. Lighten up. Learn to laugh at your mistakes. Look, you're entertaining us with the story now, right?

Thanks for sharing.

>>8147089
It's green text on 4chan, adjust your standards m8.

>>8147432
Good ol' food poisoning. I assume you also felt like shit, not just those symptoms?

>>8147736
You sound pretty brilliant yourself.

>>8147475
I agree.

Sorta my worst/best/at least half-interesting experience:

In High School I was the ad manager of our newspaper for a year. This meant I drove around town during that 1hr 45 min second period every other day and tried to convince businesses to buy ad space in the paper. Did decently well, but also am a slacker. I would first go visit a couple of potential clients, then maybe catch up with existing ones for the first 30-50min, then go to McDonald's for breakfast. It would just be me and lots of elderly folks going through their routine. I was just listen to them shoot the shit and enjoy my breakfast (which ALWAYS gave me a stomach ache during choir a couple hours later, but damn if I didn't repressed those memories the next morning.)

Was always sorta depressing. They were nice people, but every once a while one wouldn't show up anymore. If they had a partner, that person would always be the center of attention the next few times they showed up.

Pretty good year.

>>8147600
Got upset that you didn't want to pay the full amount. Pro.

>>8147879
Lol retard. Taking the bait, I don't care.

>>8157374
That happened to me last year when I had that fucking dim sum. By the second day I could barely walk to the toilet so I thought fuck it, let me just sit here all damn day. Having to stagger there every half an hour with the risk of collapsing and flooding the floor was just too much. Stay on the shitter for ages, nothing more comes outcomes. Go back to bed and five minutes later the rumbling begins anew. Those bacteria knew exactly what they were doing.

>starting eating at McDonald's
>got fat
>the end
>true story

>>8147475
Aw man....

>>8154892
It wasn't an insult, I used to eat these and Wendy's dollar chicken sandwiches all the time when I was broke as fuck

>>8157405
>pics or it didn't happen

>>8151317
You're missing some punctuation.

Here ya go
>, , , , , , , .

>>8147312
How do you know it was a pubic hair?

>>8155531
Move to a better neighborhood man.

>>8155712
Man this is why you choose the mexican place the first time in those situations.

>>8150428
had a very similar experience at whole foods

will never set foot in one ever again

>>8147096
That and the breakfast burritos are the only things I'd ever eat from mcdonalds. One day I walked in and they said they no longer have the spicy mcchicken. I said wtf. They said you can get a regular mcchicken with some weird shit mayo hot sauce mix on it. Fuck that. Be grateful to have spicy mcchicken as an option. My chance is over

>>8153837
Old people going to go buy sugary food that reminds them of their youth with friends are usually in a different mood than those going to buy pills that remind them of their mortality and medical insurance I'd wager.

>>8155999
>north ireland is like mordor
>southern iteland is the fucking shire

Amazing

>>8150439
>>8149741
fuck the pair of you, it took 45 minutes. i ordered at 2.25, got my food at 3.10.

>get McDonald's during my lunch break at work
>usual order of medium quarter pounder meal
>practically inhale food
>doesn't sit well, stomach hurts for rest of shift
>get home and immediately go take a shit
>shit smells like the inside of a McDonald's, like grease and too much ketchup
>stand up to check out this weird smelling turd
>entire fry, stuck to the side of the turd
>ends of two more fries sticking out
Either something is wrong with me or wrong with their food. Probably both.

>>8155326
(You.)

>>8147465
underrated post

>>8157197
frigg off

>>8150621

You could've been the new James Huberty mane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzbc08ZAPE0

>>8147056
why wouldnt you just throw away the dirty clothes? why keep them in your garage?

>read thread on /ck/ a couple weeks ago
>want mcgangbang
>go to local favorite mcdonalds drive thru
>I'd like a mcgangbang
>lady didnt understand
>I'd like a mcgangbang
>lady seems irritated tells me to pull up to window
>manager guy and lady tell me I'm never to come back and if I do they will press charges for sexual harrassment
>now my sister has to go get my mcds in her car

i probably have to move, or get a new car. I realize now that you are supposed to order the cheeseburger and mcchicken separate and mcgangbang it at home

>be me
>be 11
>go to McDonald's on a Sunday
>literally everyone who works there is a Mexican
>go up to register
>my dad ask for a Big Mac no meal
>pays
>fast forward
>at home
>take first bite
>wtf.webm
>it tastes lacking
>take another bite
>same thing
>open up hamburger
>this bitch put no meat instead of no meal
>look at recipet
>right there in all caps it says
Big Mac NO MEAT
>mfw

>>8159175
Oh man this is so real and embarrassing
Omg cringe LOL xD
Us 4chanarians, right?

I regret McD's about 10 minutes after I finish eating it. Granted, I only go there when I'm hammered and my friends decide that crossing the street to go to Cookout is too far.

Only truly bad experience I've had there is falling asleep in the bathroom while waiting for my order, waking up 10 minutes later when my roommates come looking for me, and then leaving before getting my delicious apple pie that I already paid for.

>>8147024
>lazy night
>get food for family
>kid opens happy meal
>no nuggets
>literally just fries and a toy
>drive back to MickeyDeees for fucking nuggets and refund
>employees seem like they know exactly what the problem is (oh yeah that extra nugget we have layin around)
>Demand refund
"Oh sorry, we only give refunds if you return every item the receipt"
"You piece of shit.jpg"
Dominos is the absolute worst pizza
nplaces on arth

>>8147024

>go to McDonald's and get a spicy chicken
>has fucking mayonnaise
>go a week later, same shit, order spicy chicken and it has mayo

>go third time, decide to stand up for myself
>"one spicy chicken please.. NO MAYO!!"
>they listened

I shouldn't have had to fucking ask in the first fucking place, bitch.

Its rare I go, usually only getting something if someone else is going. I like their frapes but the machines are always down.

Growing up, plenty of times we were missing shit we ordered so we would go back but we never had an issue with it. Just 'hey we ordered this and am missing this' with proof of the receipt. Never yelling or getting angry.

It's fine.

Worst experience at McD's was ordering McNuggets and finding out that they had discontinued hot mustard sauce.

>>8155712
Oxnard ca?

>Go to concert with friends like an hour and a half away
>Get out at like 1:30 AM
>On the way home stop at McDonald's
>Have to wait like 45 minutes because some guy (probably drunk or high or crazy) is arguing and making a scene because he wants spaghetti and meatballs
>eventually he fucks off
>They messed up our order

>>8159339
Yes, it's scary how accurate that was.

>>8147475
So, this is a new pasta? I'm down.

>Go to McDonalds
>Restaurant looks clean
>Good customer service
>cashier speaks English well
>Food is made fresh in front of me
>tastes good
>realize I'm in Baltic Nation
>saddened I cannot go to McDonalds in my home country where they are filthy, staffed by illiterate Googles and Yahoos, and the food tastes like excrement
>>8147042
Two completely unconnected events, let me assure you.

>>8147089
>But your writing style leaves a lot to be desired.
I'm certain it doesn't end there.

>>8147219
>>drive 5 miles and realize the bag just has 4 medium orders of fries and the drink is Coke

Nigga' you ought to always check your shit before you roll. And the best part is if you catch it, you can't pass it back through the window, so you get the wrong order free.

>>8147600
If you are Australian, that's excusable since we don't have 1 cent coins.

But you're probably not Australian

>>8147658
>her gums start bleeding

>>8153300

MY HERO!

>>8150492
iktfb fellow skeleton

>>8150621

>>8153855
what's it like to live in russia?

>>8155971
Ausfag here. Can vouch for the Geelong city McDs having a guard or two cos it's open 24 hours and they get all the drunk people coming out of clubs and shit.

Probably happens in Melbourne too, but I've never been in those ones that late.

gf's coming over for a day in bed today lads. currently removing tons of body hair in preparation.

>>8156750
Someone definitely spit in those burgers

as for me,
>very short layover at the airport
>hungry
>airport mcdonalds is absolute chaos
>order my mcchicken and wait
>wait
>other customers complaining, asking about their orders
>the manager looks like chocolate rain but with a higher voice
>eventually peoples food starts trickling out
>they skip my receipt number
>ask chocolate rain about my food
>he says he'll check
>he comes back to the counter with other peoples food
>it's almost time to board the next plane
>ask chocolate rain again, tell him i need to go soon
>finally my mcchicken
>cold as ice and soggy to boot
>didn't have time to complain and get another one
>so hungry i ate it anyway on the plane

at least I didn't get food poisoning

>>8147096
>I don't think that sandwich is for me

Cool meme

>>8147116
I don't think this homosexual is for me

>>8150323
I remember them having a promo where you buy one cheeseburger for regular price you can get up to 10 more for 20¢ each or something ridiculous like that. I went to the drive thru and got my 11 burgers then went thru again and got 11 more. Went to a friend's house to get stoned and we ate every single one of those burgers.

>>8151381
>Wanted some nugs

>Got a bunch of nigs instead

>>8152041
Shot that reminds me of when my brother worked at mcds, he stole a box of cups. Like, an actual box with like 20 sleeves of cups in it. We peeled the monopoly tags off and handed them out to people in our highschool. I won some cool shit that year

>>8152146
>Eating pickles

You got what you deserved

>>8152217
kek this reminds me of that thread

>>8152145
>old ass white guy with long grey hair holds up his card

Fat guy? grey beard? Tennessee area?

>>8147973
You're retarded m8 he was doing you favor obviously

>>8147081
>with mayo
Hoot-giver confirmed

>>8160217
RIP 3PAC
ZHG FOREVER SON

>Working as cashier
>Nigger and niggress turn to order
>Ayy lemme get two Mc-jiggen and frays
>Get their Mcchikens and fries
>Nigger having a panic attack
>Niggress comes up to me while I'm taking another persons order
>U KNOW MA HUSBAND IS ALLERGIC TO MAYONNAISE!?!
>Look confused
>Ma'am mayo is one of the toppings on a Mcchicken, if your husband has a food allergy you're supposed to inform us before you make an order
>WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?
>Point at sign right above me saying exactly that
>They leave their mess on the table and storm out

Fucking hated summer jobs

>>8150418
Once with your car and once with your dick?

>on vacation, want something fast and cheap
>decide mcdicks for that there mcchikun
>go in
>they only have breakfast
>get a shitty bfast sammich
>mediocre

I always get hungry for lunch at 10 and no one fucking serves lunch then. The fuck is people's problem. Fucking meal timing nazis, oh you can't eat lunch at 10 you have to wait until 11 because uh reasons, fuck you faggots. Why do you morons get to decide what is the standard meal time? I WANT A FUCKING MCCHICKEN.

A girl grabbed my butt in line.

>Local McDonalds just got the 'create your taste'
>I go to the screen and begin creating my order only to find out it hasn't been implemented yet
>Decide to get a Crispy Southwest BLT
>Added an extra patty because fuck it, I wanted a custom burger
>Ordered and paid
>20 minutes later they begin to hand me my bag
>Oh wait, you wanted crispy? Sorry we made it seared
Honestly at this point I would of taken it but before I could even reply she turned away
>Another 15 minutes later I finally get my order
>1 patty..
>Ate it and have never been back

>>8160520
I wish a girl would grab my butt.

>>8160920
I'd grab your butt if I were a girl anon

>>8160920
A girl grabbed my butt in club once, it feels good to be objectified my man

>>8159799
>the manager looks like chocolate rain
I read it as "manager looked like a chocolate raisin" holy shit that was funny

>>8160931
:3

Jump fence at psych ward to go get wrecked
Buy a bunch of hobo beers those 10% tallcans
Smash door in abandoned factory it was raining sit in there on convenient seat lots of pigeons
Listening to music mood starts to improve I was extremely depressed
I'm literally chugging the beer and vomiting up the foam btw I was that desparate to be drunk
Suddenly remember I'm a total alcoholic when my beer runs out
Somehow buy more from store even though I fell over inside
Go back to y new hobo hotel at this point I am psychotic ally drunk
(Time travel)
I am in McDonald's eating two Big Mac combos
( time travel)
I am being woken up by police I am lying in the parking lot in the rain with all the McDonald's staff around me
They drive me back to the psych ward

They said I was just laying in he pouring rain and nobody could wake me so they called the cops

I got in all this trouble and they stopped my kpin script

>>8147063
what stupid faggots

the only place that offers free drinks is KFC, when you can use the container they give you for potato wedges as a cup and use napkins as your new plate

>Walk in to a McD's in a college town
>clock in for your 8 hour shift

Worst experience by far t b h

>>8147024
Once i went in and the bathroom was closed for cleaning, so i had to find a gas station to piss in instead.