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8259035 No.8259035[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

"Wow you cook? Maybe you and me can go to the gym sometime and you can make me a post workout meal ^.^"
"Whats that? You dont actually exercise? Oh lol, this is awk, im gonna go actually, Chads here"

>> No.8259039

>>8259035
I'm certain you posted on the wrong forum, sport.

>> No.8259040

>He cooks, so he must workout!

Wut.

>> No.8259057

>>8259040
I learned to cook for myself after getting in shape. The 2 go hand in hand

>> No.8259086

>>8259057
knowing how to make steel cut oats with peanutbutter and bananas does not qualify as learning to cook

>> No.8259092

>this is awk
People say this?

>> No.8259096

>>8259092
Usually Unix programmers. Goes along with sed and /bin/sh.

>> No.8259102

I cook for a living and bitches love the chef coat. Even if I make some mediocre stuff somehow they love it. No one has asked me to make a post workout meal though.

>> No.8259105

I'm not sure what your endgame is here, OP. I don't know what you want, or what your agenda is. The only thing that can redeem your post is if you're a smelly brown person who hasn't quite grasped the English language yet. If that's the case, then I applaud you on your effort, and I sympathize with your inability to cook for fit females.

Ciao.

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8259106

>>8259035
Reeee you fat cunt, I can cook but you're not getting shit

REEEee

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8259141

>tfw lift but my girlfriend is always baking sweets

gains goblin breh

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8259152

This is a really stupid thread. The clear implication is that she's already attracted to you and likes your looks in which case it's better that you look like that without going to the gym because that's implies better genes. With women it's always good to downplay how much you actually have to work out to look as good as you do.