/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8359229

Wait. Coffee transforms us in to spiders? What if I don't want to poop webs? :c

>>8359231
tough shit heh

>>8359229
I can't. It just doesn't taste good for some reason for me.

On top of that, in general I don't like hot liquids and don't understand why people do, feels very uncomfortable to drink. This goes for hot tea as well which I also can't drink.

Iced Coffee, Coffee Ice Cream yeah I can handle it much better, but still a little too bitter for me to enjoy fully. As for tea, yeah cold brew tea helps a lot.

>>8359232
Leave this place you little faggot.

>>8359246
Fuck you bigger faggot

>>8359246
>>8359249
Stop it, both of you!

>>8359229
I have a cup or two every week

Is it because it gives you more than enough energy and stimulates you too much and you can't stay on track and focus on just one thing? Do you have any more information to back this up or did you just want to share your nice web photo you found?

>>8359229
good that I'm not an arachnide.

As long as I don't eat a significant fraction of my weight in pure caffeine I should be safe.

>>8359229
Caffeine is a natural insecticide you moron, it doesn't effect mammals in the same way. All legitimate medical studies point to no particular risk to the moderate consumption of caffeine. Don't shoot up with it and you're fine.

>>8359303
Bs, ddt is an insecticide and it kilked birds

>>8359313
>Birds are mammals
I like you.

>>8359243
>in general I don't like hot liquids and don't understand why people do, feels very uncomfortable to drink

Being overwhelmed by sensation is a key indicator of autism. No joke.

>>8359324
Well they arent insects, they have harvestable eggs

>>8359326
It's nice to see someone who knows the signs of Autism in real life. More people should be aware of it. Or at least you know one sign of it. Good on you.

>>8359243

Do you live in a warm place?

>>8359340
>perfect grammar
>hot liquids too much to handle without sperging out
>somewhat incoherent

id say its autism

>>8359229
How many milligrams can a spider take? How do they dose caffeine so small that it's not having heart palpitations?

>>8359276
Makes me wonder how much DEET I should use to repel humans as well as insects.

makes you more efficient?

>>8359264
shut up mom

>>8359313
>muh DDT
Faggots like you is why Malaria is an epidemic.

>>8359276
I've seen similar images in a couple biology textbooks, so there have been studies done on this. What it means directly is that it fucks up with the spider's natural behavior of web-making, I suppose you could say "that it distracts it" but that isn't very scientific. You'd want to examine the biochemical pathways to get a specific answer.

>>8359432
DDT was legitimately incredibly bad for the environment though. It accumulates in higher and higher doses up the food chain until fatal levels are reached in birds of prey and other apex predators. Totally fucks the ecosystem.

>>8359396
Water it down easy

>>8359454
Evolution says if animals can't adapt they are meant to die

>>8359243
When did you first know you were a homo anon?

>>8359468
Yeah man, because evolution can be applied to the effects of a man made pesticide. I guess humans shouldn't exist because we haven't evolved to swim in nuclear waste. Ya dingdong.

>>8359229
Without caffeine, I can't tolerate people at work.

>>8359471
>humans arent animals
Are you saying we didnt evolve so our effects dont count as evolution?

>>8359471
>creatures that are unfit to survive in an environment die out
>this somehow isnt evolution

>>8359468
Oh, look, another edgy teen who uses a facet of evolution to justify his ecosystem destroying behavior.

>>8359229
Damn, sucks that I am a spider and not a human

coffee is disgusting bean piss. tea forever goat

>>8359468
Is that is why Malaria is an epidemic?

>>8359468
Do spiders drink water?

>>8359524
Yes

>>8359523
Reminder that o,p ddt is a malaria cure being kept from the public deliberately

>>8359468
Doesn't DDT cause cancer or birth defects in humans too?

>>8359532
good, malaria is mostly rampant in shitholes anyway

I don't do coffee. People don't take it seriously when I tell them it's a drug. It's the most widely used psychoactive drug on the planet.

>>8359468
>Evolution says

Evolution doesn't "say" shit.

>>8359569
I don't drink coffee, and I never took it seriously either until I went to visit my family recently and my sister was constantly making me coffee. As someone who drinks and has used many drugs, I was actually quite surprised by the buzz, not just a slight burst of energy, nut a general feeling of confidence and well-being. The withdrawals after a week were awful though, felt like I had flu if I didn't have caffeine, couldn't think straight, constant headache.

>>8359468
>Evolution says if animals can't adapt they are meant to die

So misinformed I don't even know where to start. Your understanding of the concept of evolution is lower than what's taught in an elementary school south of the Mason-Dixon

I dont. I also dont feel anything special when I drink coffee so I dont understand people going quirky hyper or unable to sleep

>>8359569
it's not psychoactive, it's a stimulant. it is a drug though

>>8359791

>>8359791

>not psychoactive
>stimulant


Did you just get BTFO by yourself?

>>8359229
Quick question - why do I get jumpy and neurotic after a single coffee but I can drink one or two redbull cans just fine? Is the caffeine level in energy drinks overhyped?

>>8359600
You dumb fuck, evolution isn't taught until university South of the mason-dixon.

>>8359545
That has never been successfully proven.
Birds get a bit fucked up by it though.

I'd like to know the doses.

Yeah drinking 100 cups of coffee in 4 hours is going to fuck you up.

>>8359243
>I don't like hot liquids

It's only Americans who say retarded shit like this

>>8360108
Obsessed.

>>8360086
>a bit

If you don't think coffee with a pinch of salt in it is the tightest shit you don't know shit about coffee.

fuck you coffee saved my life. I consider it medicine. And I don't drink a lot of it, Only about 32 fl oz a day.

I don't drink coffee because caffeine doesn't wake me up. It just makes my heart beat faster and suspends me in that groggy, half-awake half-asleep state

I'll remember that the next time I turn into an arachnid, you fucking idiot.

>>8359517

Get fucked britbongo.

>>8359229
>People are spiders

>>8359243
>Feels very uncomfortable to drink

I think your hot drinks are a bit too hot.

>>8359243

I'm Scottish and feel exactly the same way unless I am outdoors in the cold.

Drinking a warm drink, inside, in the heat, regardless of the drink, is not appealing to me and tastes meh.

"a drop of nicotine kills a horse", OP

>>8360098
>LD50 of caffeine is 80-100 cups of coffee for an average adult

Perhaps just a little

Seattle here

I drink 3 cups every single day

I haven't made a single web, so OP is legit

>>8359338
>Mammals have harvestable eggs
I no longer like you

>>8359447
From what I remember, the cocaine spider went super autistic and made really intricate webs, the weed spider didn't change much, and the lsd spider became half-assed about webs.

>>8359471
I want to hug that doggo

>>8360502

All reaction images should be doggos.

>>8359229
there's a reason why we don't jump straight from arachnid trials to human trials when testing drugs

you fucking retard

>>8359468
Evolution is a description, not a presctiption.

>>8360135

American detected.

>>8360711
European actually.

I just think it's at the point of absurdity when you look for excuses to shittalk Murricans at every opportunity, regardless or not if it makes sense.

Are you like this in real life too?

>>8360502
>>8360507

>doggo

>>8360902
Ok Americano.

>>8360963
Where are you from? As in, what's your nationality?

>>8360963
Did an American steal your girlfriend?

>>8359229
That image is about LSD not caffeine.

>>8360970
Mexico.

>>8360982
>Mexico talking shit about America
hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha ahaha that is funny

>>8360988
Ha ha.

>>8360990
Well Paco, if having an inferiority complex towards America helps you sleep at night when the cartels come around, so be it.

>>8360982

>>8360994
Ok cuck. How's Londonistan?

>>8361000
I'm not even English what are you talking about?

>>8359454
No it didn't.

More like environmental faggots decided malaria and other insect based diseases weren't as important as some raptors that went where ddt was just sprayed

>>8359243
Well it's been in the 30s all week so hot tea and coffee are my bread and butter right now.

>>8359229
Prove it. That picture is nothing.

>>8361014
>no it didn't

Even in the land of the free, you don't get to assert nonsense about ddt not breaking down, remaining in animal cells and extending up the food chain when no non-corporate shill scientist, and I mean none, assert otherwise, without getting assblasted.

Consider yourself assblasted and use vasoline next time, moron.

>>8360926

Deal with it.

>>8360982

>>8361081

i bet you call shit "comfy" too, either way you need 2 neck yourself

Because spiders have identical physiology to humans?

What OP is saying is akin to someone saying humans should not eat chocolate or grapes or onions because they can hurt dogs. It is absurd and shows a severe lack in understanding basic biology--basic biology meaning that every organism is way different.

>>8361014
But alternatives just as effective were found.

Also, you see the results of wiping out any animal at any part of the food chain. Why the fuck do you think white tailed deer are so populated they are the mammal that is directly responsible for the most human deaths in the USA?

>>8359860
Alabama native here, it depends on the teacher.

I learned about evolution in my gifted course at the age of 7 at a small Alabama public school. But in 8th grade for some fucking reason this ordained minister was a science teacher. First time I encountered a crazy.

He was fired next year after he refused to cover human anatomy because of the reproductive section.

But I've heard the schools are really shit since I graduate high school. My own high school bought out this huge church next door to turn it into a fine arts campus/building. It was so expensive they had to cut choir, drama, and other fine arts, ironically.

Society is moving backwards on both the extreme left and right of whet is "acceptable" in media and conversation. Really sad, we're regressing as a society. Where vid related is protected and accepted by radical feminists for some bizarre reason.

>>8360982
>shit talk America when our country is literally where all of you beaners run to because you're too inept to run a country yourself or deal with the problems in Mexico

You're a race of cowards. You can't shit on America when we're the only reason you fucking mongrels are still around. Be grateful or go back.

>>8359833
Not that dude, but you seriously don't know what psychoactive is?
Energy =/= hallucinations
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/psychoactive
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoactive_drug

>>8361334
What, your exclusive club get more members?

>such a new fag he doesn't remove comfy winter threads on media boards like /tv/, /a/, /v/, even fucking /lit/

>>8361347
>autism

>>8361384
Things don't look alike, aren't the same thing, so they act different than others to things like food and chemicals.

Is that dumbed down enough for you?

>>8361372
Haha, they look like fuckin' retards.

I quit coffee about 4 years ago. I drink green tea and cheery tea.

>>8359427
Usually I would call this shit posting, but today it tickled my funny bone.

>>8361384
He's right though.

>>8359243
Legitimately on the spectrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUI2irVtKxQ

>>8361640
I never really drink coffee. I'm wide awake ready to go in the morning. Could use a tranquilizer.

>>8359303
If only my consumption were moderate.

>>8360926
At least it's not pupper

>>8359232
Back to /b/ please

>>8359843
Overhyped. Pepsi Max actually contains probably the most caffeine.

>>8359517
Is that sugar or an ice cube in the first and second images?

I've never heard of serving tea with ice.

>>8362676
It's a big sugar lump

>>8359229
>using a fucking spider as proof for any chemical being bad
Did you know that there are bacteria that LITERALLY DIE from oxygen? I guess breathing must be bad for you!

>>8362676
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_candy

>>8359468
Go adapt to some bleach you faggot

>>8363448
Jokes on you. I only breathe helium.

>>8360396

Worst is when you are busting your ass in 30 degree heat with 100% humidity and already sweating like a pig and your fucking family starts arguing with you that drinking cold water is not good for you.

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

Video related.

>>8359229
Good thing I have an amateur biochemist giving me these tips.

>>8360108
You're a faggot and should kill yourself. >>8360135
Had you pinned.

>>8360902
>Are you like this in real life too?
Probably not because a person angrily mumbling to themselves about America all the time would look insane. They're perfectly happy to do it on the internet though.

>>8360995
Is this from porn? please answer yes and provide source

>>8361381

i don't care enough to filter shit but its still dumb and you should blow my tubesteak

>there are people who unironically think iced coffee is objectively worse

I cold brew.my coffee for 15 hours so I can enjoy the flavor of the bean with out the excess acidity and bitterness. Fight me

>>8359243
>he's never seen actual winter

Sorry, bro.
This was my front yard in May last year.

>>8365573
>>8365573
forgot to add:
Imagine January and February.
I've been through major blizzards that got 6 feet of snow and up to -58C after windchill many times.
Still had to go to work and school

Still way better than Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Floods, and giant disgusting deadly insects and animals.

>>8359264
and you stop it as well

>>8359229
>I hope you don't drink coffee.
I hope you don't drink your own urine.

nigga do i look like a fucking spider
ill drink all the damn coffee i damn want
stupid shit

heres a (Chu)

>>8359229
Is this euphemism for cum?

Because I cum a lot when I drink 9~12 cups a day.

>>8366206
I mean I cum less.

Why do people all of the sudden start coming down on the most random foodstuffs?

>Coffee
>Milk
>Fruit juice

I drank coffee once and now I think I'm a glass of orange juice

>>8359229
I'm not a spider tho

>>8359229
If I don't drink coffee/any caffeine I feel like shit, sick, see stars, fuzzy vision, feel like fainting 24/7, can sleep a whole day, etc, and it's not withdrawal because I felt like this before coffee/caffeine; I actually only started because my doctor recommended me.

But then I drink coffee, and if it's 0.0000001% too strong, oh lord. I shit myself, I'm restless, panicking, anxious, talking like there's no tomorrow, making more cringe jokes than usual, thinking of flying to the moon, feeling imminent death, thinking of becoming a prostitute, etc.

Then I take a relaxant/xanax and I'm too sleepy to do anything.

You just can't win.

>>8366797
I'd definitely follow up on a second opinion on what's causing that

>>8363448
Doesn't oxygen actually kill you though? I heard that's why antioxidants are so important

"Just as pure oxygen is harmful to the body, the naked truth has the power to destroy men’s minds.
Oxygen only becomes air when combined with five times as much nitrogen. Truth is the same. Only by diluting it with lies and taking it in small doses can humans maintain a healthy soul."

sry for derail

>>8366811
Nigguh I've had 500 opinions. All of the rest are "you lose too much blood", "you're just imagining it", and "it's your depression talking".

>>8360234

I was recently submitted to a appendectomy. My doctor told me I should not laugh, or do any kind of abdominal exertion. Thanks for ruining everything. I think I'll have a hernia.

>>8359229
The exact reason I drink coffee.

>>8359243
For your sake, I really hope you're a girl rn.

>>8359229
I wish I were a NEET so I could abandon the caffeinated Jew.

>>8359264
YOU ARE"NT MY REAL DAD!!!

>>8366797
Sounds like fucked up blood sugar. Fix your diet, switch out high GI carbs for lower ones. I had a lot of fucked up mood and brain issues as a kid, was also pudgy little fuck. Turns out eating three bowls of fruity pebbles with a half inch layer of sugar over the top wasnt the smartest breakfast to eat day in and day out for 8 years.

This is only bad news for the coffee drinking spiders ITT.

>>8359243

Yeah I'm the same way but with hot soups as well

is there a coffee made from dried up spiders?
I would like to try it

>>8361372
>it was so expensive they had to cut fine arts, ironically

K E K

>>8359229
still better than sleeping pills desu

>>8368393
Huh?

>>8359243
god you're pathetic

>>8367762

>>8359243
I wish people like you just died.

>>8359229
tfw I only need 6hours of sleep don't need coffee at all ever.
cucks everywhere.

don't drink coffee, not worth it.

I live in Florida, I am not having any fucking hot drinks. Especially if I'm eating outside

>>8359229
I had a friend who was anti-coffee. Needless to say his taste buds were that of a 5 year old that he didn't like anything with cheese on it, as well as any kind of veggie. he basically ate only meat and bread and was very difficult to eat any time. One day he came over to hang out and he felt tired. I told him: "Why not have some iced coffee I got some in the fridge."

"Oh no anon I don't drink coffee I don't like the taste."

me: "Dude it's not about the taste. Drink it, you will wake up. Trust me."

He tried it and was awake for several hours very active. He now loves the taste of coffee even without sugar.

Fuck you anon.

>>8359229
Fun fact! Caffeine is a poison! It is a poison specifically for bugs! If you are that small, most amounts of caffeine will be deadly to you! We do not need to fear such things, for we are hundreds, if not thousands of times bigger than bugs! Hurray!

>>8361378
Energy indeed does not equal psychoactive! However! Because of how caffeine interacts with your brain receptors, it is, indeed!, a psychoactive drug!

http://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-metabolism

>>8359243
>not having a cup of tea

I literally can't imagine anything you would do in any situation without tea.

>>8360493
Kek

I'm now 20 and been drinking black coffee since 12. I realized today how shit my life is when I don't get my coffee, and I heard it doesn't exactly help when you have social anxiety/general anxiety. Should I quit?