/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Welcome to Kays Cooking Channel

Look, my kitchen is not a mess, it is because this one tile is missing. Now let's get into the cooking

I've made 2 meatballs. I grasped at some mince meat using my eyes and my depth perception, and when i felt contact I clawed at it and dipped it in some egg!

Make sure to grab at a lot of mince meat, and dip it in the egg!

I placed this on tin foil with lard on it. I will now heat it at a hot heat

You now take them out and scoop out the excess fat and egg from the tray and put them back in until they are edible

Make sure to turn them over as this sometimes means the meatballs fall apart in which case you can have minceballs

Ass you can see this mince and lard which was cooked for around 30 minutes with egg yolk looks quite nice. It will look nicer on top of these deep fried supermarket chips I bet. haha

You don't have to make them like I just did!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

I'm back cooking again!

Here is Kays Cooking! CHICKEN KIEVS is the meal of the day.

I can't seem to get my spoon into this jar! Be right back with a smaller spoon! Big spoons LOL!

I have my smaller spoon, now let's spoon in this garlic! Do not worry, kievs need garlic so put as much as you have in! Keep hitting that jar side with the spoon for maximum noise and fun!

Olive spread is always an important ingredient. Get a slab of olive spread and mix it in the with jarred garlic with another spoon. Don't use the same spoons!

Now it's time to get your scissors out, as you will be cutting into some chicken!

Cut away at the fibers of the chicken with no real semblance of a pouch to store your filling! An Abstract cut is the best way to do this, trust me I have several brain tumours.

Put it in the oven for 50 minutes, and you're done!

Make sure to use a metal spoon against your metal tray, as this will scrape up any residue on the tray, making for an extra tasty treat!

Spoon on top the water residue which had being injected into these cheap chicken breasts in production for a sauce. Why buy a sauce when the manufacturers inject a great glaze into the chicken for free?

You don't need anything else, just the chicken and water residue, mixed with fat and iron shaving from scratching the tray will do!

Have a taste of this masson.

Great stuff, mother!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dvDNYMfCCs

>>8389517
her Q and A made me pretty sad desu
she is a widow, and a lollipop lady
although she is of course the queen of /ck
i found myself feeling sadness for her. however her constant laughter, despite the disgusting food, has shown me maybe i can be happy, and not a depressed, alcoholic weeb

>>8389535
oh of course. no hate on her character, she seems like a lovely lady, but her cooking is worthy of a laugh.

>>8389517
Lazy fuck, at least wait for the thread on /tv/ to die before copy pasting.

>>8389545
b-but i edited a few words for it to be coherent. :(

>>8389523
Jesus christ

>>8389519
How does she think those meat balls are okay? Buy fucking frozen ones if you're gonna make shit like that.

Today I am not going to cook, I am going to make a sandwich! But toasting it.

As you can see, I do toasties my own way.

As you can see it looks like I just scooped a lot of butter on here, but your eyes deceive you as I didn't put a lot of butter on here, it just looks buttery cos It's butter, but it's not butter it's olive spread. Just trust me!

I am going to unroll a lot of processed ham, a couple of slices...up to 5 on top of one side of the bread!

That is all you need inside of a toastie, I will now close it. Ham and olive spread.

You now put it under fire.

Turn them over even though the oven will have evenly cooked both sides of the bread. You can take them out now, or put them in for another 5 minutes and have an extra charred taste.

Here is MASSON to say this is nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nia3Sw1eCm0

>>8389517
Truly the incarnation of /ck/

>>8389517
Hi pee poo am back agen.

thanks for the oc, OP!

>>8389517
>myy son cant have cheese
>lather his breadcake in butter
nigga wat

the stove lights up purple. thats cool

>>8389598
kek

Thanks for making this thread!

Kay is the queen of /ck/ and official ambassador of British cuisine to the world.

Kay is love, Kay is life.

Genuinely amazed that someone who clearly enjoys cooking could put so little care into it.
Spend literally five fucking seconds shaping the patties you fat worthless cunt, fuck!
If I were to tell her that in the comments there'd probably be a small army of similar retards telling me to fuck off because she's doing it "her way." Like that's a fucking excuse for being this lazy.
I can forgive stupid, but she's clearly also lazy and doesn't give a shit about doing things well.

The fat bitch deserves to have her disgusting mug smashed with that utterly ruined frying pan.

>>8389517

>/myway/

>>8389517
Thread reported.
>>>/r/youtube

>>8389517
>that constant panting
>all that fucking lard
>using a knife instead of a spatula
>nothing to bind the burger meat
>her other videos are just as bad

I suddenly feel like a culinary genius

Like I see videos like this on /ck/ all the time and it just fucking baffles me how people can be this terrible

>>8392179
Announcing reports is against the rules

I sincerely hope that the mods see to it that you're dealt with in an adequate fashion

>>8392193
Fuck off back to /tv/, retard.
You're fucking cancer to this board.

>>8392197
>flagrant violation of the board rules
>respond with unwarranted aggression and senseless vitriol when confronted with this fact

You're clearly a valuable asset to /ck/

Found this in the comments section of her "Big Mac" video. Is she genuinely retarded or does she not read a single comment?

>>8392219
This 'McDonalds' legal representative does not possess the level of grammar and punctuation I would expect from a legal professional.
In any case a protest of infringement has to take the form of a written letter under UK law.
tl;dr the guys a troll and she knows it.

>>8392219
If you believe that bullshit then you're a bigger retard than her.

https://youtu.be/l14WRwYyLHU

Jesus Christ that "stuffing".

>>8389517
RUN TO THE HILLS

>>8392219
Ah, yes, Youtube comments, the preferred method of delivering legal notices.

>>8392303
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

>>8392160

The small army are literally fueling her ego so when the reality hits her the fallout will be bigger

Think of the payoff Anon, its gonna be great

do we know how her husband died?

>>8392355

Food poisoning

>>8389535

Wtf is a lollipop lady

>>8392360
If he was anything like the son I'm guessing coronary infarction.
That kid is doomed and I hate her for doing that to him.

>>8392370
Without looking it up I'm guessing the "lollypop" is a handheld sign and she stands around managing traffic all day with it.
You know, a job that could and should be replaced by a traffic light or just some lines drawn on the road?

>>8392355
He had a little too much of c/Kay/'s patented motor oil eggs.

>>8392370

A pointless profession kept around for the sake of tradition because apparently kids are too stupid to cross the road by themselves

They get pissy if you ignore them and just cross the road by yourself ahead of them especially if the kids follow you

>>8392219
lol she saw through his bullshit. based.

>>8389517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT5llaBYrQA
>the way she cuts the onion

Jesus

>>8392360
Fucking kek.

>>8392390
I think another reason is to help traffic. I've been stuck waiting for fucking ages on many occasions where crowds of people are just surging across crossings. Even worse when theyre kids. A traffic guard sort of acts like a traffic light.

Hi I'm new to ck. I sometimes drop in for webms and general tips. I don't know anything about this "kay".

I read op and thought oh it's an American fatass. Read entire post and see YouTube video. Start video.

America I am sorry for my bigotry.

I love these kinds of brilliant/terrible cookery videos though. The Fat American dude on YouTube who concocts insane recipes and eats them himself with a look of "hmm tastes like crap" who seems to be some kind of ck meme wins hands down but all these are a laugh.

>>8389517

i really, really, really hate this bitch, and want to hack her up with a machete like some nigger from africa genociding a neighboring tribe.

Furiously masturbating bigger.
I know you are here you fuck
how DARE you insult kay, shaming her about family guy. Family guy isn't even a fucking anime you piece of fucking shit.
Your wife's son deserved to cry
I thought you liked kay. And wanted to support her channel growth.
She is too fine a specimen to leave in the dark.
I guess I was wrong about you..........fucking cuck.
Sleep with one eye open.

>>8392571

Sup

Who is this albino Jabba?

>>8392652
shame on you

what does KAY have against seasoning?

>>8390988
butter does not contain lactose sir

>>8392219
sounds like joseph got counter-trolled :D

Why is this fucking /tv/ tier thread still up?

/ck/
See kay run
See kay RUN TO THE HILLS!

>>8394341
It's relevant to the people of /ck/. Everyone is interested in her recipes, everyone likes to learn how average British people cook in their homes. Maybe go back to a coffee thread.

>people are transcribing Kay

What the fuck

She looks American but sound British

>>8392219
based Kay

>>8392219

alpha af