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8397925 No.8397925 [Reply] [Original]

My grocery store keeps track of the groceries I buy most often ranked by order of purchase frequency.

How shit am I?

>> No.8397940

>>8397925

you're 14/15ths shit. The only thing there that's not shitworthy is the london broil.

>> No.8397944
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8397944

>>8397925
I think you need help OP

>> No.8397955

>stomach relief

>> No.8397964

>>8397944
>need help

i don't know how to get this

>> No.8397996

>steel reserve spiked punch
>big k dr. k soda
>kroger regular strength stomach relief
lol

>> No.8398074

>>8397925
What totalitarian shithole do you live in where corporations are permitted to track what you buy?

>> No.8398165

>>8397925
you some lazy mo fo ain't you?

>> No.8398193

>>8398165
is it really that obvious?

>> No.8398195

>"Dr. K" soda
don't you have any dignity

>> No.8398202

>>8398195

actually i find the flavor to be more potent that that of name brand soda

>> No.8398214

>>8397925
How overweight are you?

>> No.8398226 [DELETED] 

>>8398214
over overweight at all

>> No.8398228

>>8398214
not overweight at all

>> No.8398260

>>8397925
Have you considered that the need for all that stomach relief might have something to do with all the garbage you're eating?

>> No.8398267

>>8397925

I would need stomach relief if I was drinking steel reserve spiked punch too

>> No.8398270

>>8398260

No. It's usually the healthy food that gives me stomach trouble.

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8398274

>>8398267
the alloy series is pretty delish. i wish the margarita wasn't so hard to find

>> No.8398276

>>8398270
And what healthy food would that be?

>> No.8398281

>>8398276

raw baby carrots, 7 superfood salad from costco, yogurt, and milk.

>> No.8398284

>>8398270
I got a retarded brother like you that says the same thing as well as other stupid shit:

"Smoking helps my Asthma"

"Water is bad for chronic kidney stones" (only drinks soda)

>> No.8398286

>>8398276
Probably anything that wasn't processed and had a bit of anything natural in it that hasn't been reconstituted.
>>8398281
Bing bing bing! I was correct above. Eat more of this, slowly, get your body use to real foods, not processed garbage.

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8398287

>>8398281
>7 superfood salad from costco
You have to be meming me. That or you're lactose intoleant.

>> No.8398293

>>8398284
You know what they say? God protects the fat and stupid.

>> No.8398296

>>8398287
i think i'm lactose intolerant, but small to moderate amounts of cheese do not seem to bother me

>> No.8398301

>>8398293
God bless America!

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8398303

>>8398293
>God protects the fat and stupid.

>> No.8398307

>>8398296
That's probably because the """""cheese""""" you're buying contains more starch filler than dairy.

>> No.8398314

>>8398303
I wonder how much of that bulk is fat and how much is liver.

>> No.8398317

>>8398314
Is it gas too? What would happen if you gave someone like this laxatives or diuretics?

>> No.8398323

>>8398317
Maybe they would just deflate like a balloon.