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What are some nicknames you have or food?

I call pineapples, "my nipples."

>> No.8670005

>>8669933
>scrambled legs/hard boiled legs
>slobster (or "slobberinis")
>frrrimp (gotta roll the r)
>roasty beast
>shepherd's puppa
>burglers
>ching (for "a glass of wine", colloquially: "wanna have a ching?" "come on down and have a ching with me")
>pinkles
>maters
and a million more that aren't coming to mind

>> No.8670109

>Milk
Cow juice

>Saag paneer
Spinach diarrhea

>Roast beef
Jessi

>Honey
Bee puke

>Mtn Dew
Neckbeard fuel

>Potatoes
Puhdurdurs

>Any white icing
Jizz

>Shrimp, crabs, and lobsters
Sea bugs

>Zucchini/cucumbers/carrots
Farmer dildos

>Vodka
Russian water

>> No.8670129

not really a nickname but i keep mixing up the words for ravioli and hemorrhoids

>> No.8670731

>>8669933
>>8670005
thats kinda cute lmao

>> No.8672438

>white onions
Wunyuns
>red onions
Runyuns
>green onions
Grunyuns
>green peppers
Greppers

And so on
I love portmanteus

Also
>jalapeños
Jalapenises

>> No.8672977

Not so much nicknames, but I go out of my way to pronounce anything with accents/non-english pronunciation as incorrectly/literal as possible

>> No.8673013

I call quesadillas KC/DCs

>> No.8673854

>flied lice
>spegy merbls

>> No.8674878

>>8669933
Lollllllzzzzz

>> No.8674930

>>8669933
Pork chops = chork pops.
Chicken hamburger helper = chicken masturbation (as opposed to beef strokin'off)

>> No.8674938

>>8670005
Are you my middle Aged dad? Do you call sausages snausages?

>> No.8674970

>>8669933
Alcohol is "teccica shoo"

>> No.8674980

>>8669933
I've accidentally said 'chos and 'za irl before

>> No.8674984

>>8669933
Peetzer
Chicken Nuggers
Burg

>> No.8674998

chick nugs

>> No.8675041

>>8669933
Shrimp is pronounced skrimp and I say kwoson in a bad frog accent

>> No.8675049

>>8672438
I call all onions funyuns

>> No.8675068

>>8674984
I used to say nuggers but then someone who was probably in a gang followed me out of the mcdonalds yelling at me calling me a punk bitch or something.

>> No.8675082

Carrots=mary

Potatoes=those round, white ones

Any meat, ground, steak=food

Burger=Berger

>> No.8675104

Instead of Chicken McNuggets I say Chicken McNiggers.

>> No.8675110

My stupid brother always asks if I want scrambled eggies.

>> No.8675113

>>8669933

My ex would call pineapples pinapples

>> No.8675117
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>>8669933
>>8670005
>>8670109
>>8670731
>>8672438
>>8672977
>>8673854
>>8674930
>>8674984
>>8675041
>>8675104
>>8675113
>>8675110

I'm going to have to politely ask all 12 year olds to vacate the premises.

>> No.8675421

>>8675117
literally all me

>> No.8675485
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8675485

Beef pie with tomato sauce = dogs eye with dead horse

Beef pie as in pic related

>> No.8675985

>>8669933
Snausages, cannot say it normally

>> No.8676977

>>8669933

jambalaya is jamby

>> No.8676987

I call chicken parmesan chicky chicky parm parm