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Americans are asleep, post mayo on fries

>> No.8696734

>>8696729
>white people

>> No.8696735

>>8696729
>Implying we sleep.
You need to put some dill relish in that mayo.

>> No.8696740
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8696740

I bet americans don't even have fries for the microwave. What a third world country.

>> No.8696748 [DELETED] 

>>8696729
IM AWAKE FAGGOT

>> No.8696755

>>8696729
We are not all asleep, physically.

>> No.8696758 [DELETED] 

>>8696729
ALASKA HERE, IT'S NOT EVEN 3AM YET
PRIME SHITPOSTING HOURS

>> No.8696764

The hell we are, you negligent ass. We work for a living.

>> No.8696765
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8696765

Is garlic aureola enough?

>> No.8696767

>>8696740
Our country owns deep fat fryers or if needed ovens for our frozen fries.

>> No.8696768

Currently making fries at 3:46 am in USA and they are beautiful. There is a tasteful simplicity to it all.

>> No.8696773

>>8696729
I'm Australian, I'm awake and I will attest that this is absolutely degenerate and totally unacceptable.

>> No.8696774

>>8696768
>Making fries at 3:46 am on a weekday
living the life

>> No.8696777
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8696777

It is bedtime, lemme just finish this first.

>> No.8696785

>>8696773
>mayo in potato salad is okay
>mayo on fries isn't
explain this

>> No.8696787

>>8696729
No hot sauce?

>> No.8696796

>>8696785
>Potatoes in Potato Salad are deep fried and have no acidity added to the mixture

k

>> No.8696804

Personally, I believe all condiments on fries are sacrilege. There is a deeply rich starchy flavour in fries that most people do not ever get to appreciate because they only eat fries with ketchup. In fact, I've recently walked past a man on the street outside a McDonald's restaurant eating fries with ketchup. I tapped him on the shoulder, and told him that he should try eating the fries without the sweet tomato-y condiment. He looked at me all confused, but then tried one, and the moment he bit down on the unsoiled fry, I could see his eyes light up. He thanked me profusely for introducing me to such a life-changing way to eat fries, and we parted our ways.

>> No.8696808

>>8696804
I do prefer them seasoned. With a creative salt mixture your fries shouldn't need anything else.

Though I'd be lying if when I have them beside a steak I don't enjoy them with the steak juice and pepper gravy.

>> No.8696811

>>8696787
do not know the meme here?

>> No.8696819

>>8696765
Is that johnny Garlics?

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8696825

>>8696819

BurgerFi, actually. They have some damn good fries

>> No.8696827

>eating carb sticks
no thanks

>> No.8696856

>>8696764
Have you just come home from your 3rd job? Must Suck living in a 3rd world country

>> No.8696868

>>8696729
FACT: mayo on fries is superior patriacian taste

>> No.8696921

>>8696825
>"cheese"
but those fries look dope

>> No.8696991

>>8696868
It's true. Garlic mayo is the shit.

>> No.8697122

>>8696729
You forgot the soy sauce

>> No.8697130

>>8696804

You're trying way too hard

>> No.8697135

>>8696729

Curious that Americans eat the less caloric version of something. I guess the lack of mayonnaise is compensated for by the larger portion size.

>> No.8697632

>>8696729
REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8697950

>>8696868
>>8696991

americlap here, sorry guys but these anons are absolutely right

>> No.8697959

>>8696729
>thought this was disgusting forever
>decide to buy some Hela Fritten Sauce
>it's fucking delicious on fries and tastes better than Hellman's mayo or shitty ass miracle whip

Germans are alright in my book

>> No.8697960

>>8696729
Kankerlekker vriend.

>> No.8697961
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8697961

>>8696740
We do, though.

>> No.8697962

>>8697961
>serving suggestion
Who serves french fries in a bowl made out of a hollowed out potato?

>> No.8697996

>>8697962

That's so you don't get utter cockbrains complaining that there was no potato skin cat helmet inside

>> No.8698016

>>8696740
>eating microwaved anything
talk about being a pleb....

>> No.8698050

Tobasco or Texas Pete is all you need on fries. Preserves the flavor of the potato while giving it a kick in the ass and ramping up that taste.

>> No.8698338

>>8696729
>thread made 1 hour and 30 minutes ago
>its practically 2pm now
>thread made 12:30pm west coast time
>asleep
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.8698670

>>8696729
>Goblin cum on anything
Shit fucking taste, my man

>> No.8698700

Malt vinegar is the patrician way of eating fries

>> No.8698708

>>8698338
To be fair, if I could I'd sleep from like 3am to 12pm

>> No.8698980

>>8696777
checked

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>>8696729

>> No.8699689
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8699689

Do you guys have those in america?

>> No.8699707

>>8696774
It's a Friday not guy you dumbass, that's considered the weekend with no obligations for the following day.
Or are you a weekend wagecuck?

>> No.8699713

>>8697960
This. Mayo is the standard the Netherlands. And not that sour watery Hellmans bullshit.

>> No.8699717
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8699717

America loves sauce on fries.

>> No.8699744

>>8696729
what the FUCK

>> No.8699749

>>8699689
>macca chips
Crunchy dogshit tbqf

>> No.8700156
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8700156

too busy enjoying my superior method of eating fries

>> No.8700195

>>8700156
With a fork?

>> No.8700197

>>8696755

But mentally.....

>> No.8700710

>>8699707
it was thursday when Anon posted that, genius.

>> No.8700731

>>8696827
>fearing carbs
Im sorry for you

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8700745

>>8696729
>Not putting pic related on fries
It's like you don't want to know true bliss

>> No.8701015

>the best sauce to go with fries is cheese sauce
>is mayonnaise-based

>> No.8701028

>simulating the taste and texture of semen on your peasant food

gg yuros

>> No.8701136

>>8701028
What kind of malformed semen have you been eating? Your boy might wanna get that checked out.

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>>8696765
>>8696825
>BurgerFi

Fuck, I went to one of those in Boston after a Lil Dicky concert a couple years ago. Googled it and just found out its closed. Tragic.

>> No.8701242

>>8700156
Why doesn't the US have poutine? It seems like it'd fit in perfectly here

>> No.8701281

>>8696773
Don't you guys eat this all the time? mayo, shredded beef and cheese and fries

>> No.8702486

>>8696773
fuck off cunt, I'm aussie too and you're a poofter if you havent at least tried vinegar, mayo or thousand island on your chips mate.

>> No.8702535

>>8701281
That's usually garlic sauce. A mix of (usually powder) garlic, yogurt and mayonnaise.

>> No.8702537

pommes mit mayo

>> No.8702548

>>8701242
you can get poutine in most us cities its just like.. not as big of a thing by any means

and most people think its gross bc it fucking is

>> No.8702558
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>>8702548
This.
>Hey guys, let's take a quintessential finger food and fucking smother it with brown, viscous liquid

>> No.8702560

>>8696729
GVD LEKKER
I need to try the belgian "samurai sauce"once.

>> No.8703204

>>8700710
Kek

>> No.8703227

>>8696804
How autistic are you?

>> No.8703260

>>8700156
>make a shitload of fries
>leftover fries
>have some leftover corned beef
>a thought occurs
>make some gravy
>reheat everything
>pour gravy over potato/corned beef salad
why isn't this in more bars? it's the perfect bar food

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>>8702548
It is but america loves gross shit.

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8704500

GOD TIER FRIES:
Fries
Melted Cheese
Bacon Bits
Ketchup
Mayo

>> No.8704507

>Used to go to a sports bar that served fries that had mayo with relish in it.
>That was it.
I fucking miss that place

>> No.8704519

>>8700710
>03/17/17(Fri)04:47:22

>> No.8704905

>>8704519
I may or may not be so NEET I forgot what day of the week it was

>> No.8705132

>>8699713
I get angry whenever I see that garbage parked on supermarket shelves between superior brands like Oliehoorn.