/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>inb4 some pleb says "wel... SOME of their recipes look good"

Literally mouth breathers

>>8756869
this is jack tier

>>8756869
So you're just eating a bowl of enchilada sauce with some shit thrown in and cheese on top? YUM WA LA

https://www,fagbook.com/delish/videos/10155251846277437/

>barbeque sauce consists of bottled bbq sauce, combined with extra ingredients already present in bbq sauce

Fucking really

They only know how to """""cook""""" greasy bullshit, apparently.

>>8756869
absolutely disgusting but I must ask, is garlic powder a common ingredient?

they use onion and the pepper, it would be no work to mince a bit of garlic too, it's widely available and not expensive, what is the reasoning behind it?

>>8756873

>>8756928
laziness.

>>8756956
i knew this one was coming.

the speed up is a nice touch.

>>8756850
> prepare cake mix according to inst on the box
> bake according to instructions
> layer with pre-made store-bought creme aka nutella/whipped canned cream
> decorate with store-bought icing

>>8756985
> jap westernbos

>>8756928
i use dry garlic powder in dry rubs, as well as when making breading for chicken etc

since wet garlic doesnt really work particularly well in that case.

>>8756869
What the fuck is this supposed to be? Some kind of chili?

>>8756956
how do i find more vids from this guy

>>8757019
on his channel?

>>8757028
yea what's the channel? all i know is his name is jack

>>8757028
>>8757031
Why the fuck does he always seem so terrified of gently lowering things into oil, especially when it's probably not even hot enough to do anything like with the steak

>>8757037
.comyoutubeww/w.jack

>>8757037
cookingwithjack

>>8756985
>garnish with exactly 3 strategically placed peas

fucking kek'd

>>8757105
I have a question. How exactly would you go about turning a big ass slab of salmon like that anyway? I mean, I just wouldn't cook an entire brick of salmon for this reason, but have any of you?

A fun game to play is to see how long it takes them to put cheese in the dish.

Okay if you want to throw together a bunch of shit, then fine. But some of this I really don't get

>>8756956
Why would I want a bunch of mushy chips instead of pasta or rice? Would be way better with some lasagna noodles, assuming you like the sauces and cheese

>>8756985
20 minutes in the goddamn microwave? Just use an oven at that point, you're not even saving any time.

>>8756850
Don't forget the part where they add a jar of mayo after every ingredient

>>8757122

>>8756869
This is one of the shittiest ones they have done, to be fair. Its too liquidy.

>>8756850
>WA LA
I want this meme to die and I want to punch anyone who unironically believes this is how it's said and spelled.

>>8756998
>Draining the beef juice just to use CHICKEN broth
>Using beans in Chili Mac
>That unnecessary garnish at the end

>>8757049
I realize this is Jack but a sane person would have just opened the packaging and peeled it off like a banana rather than try and cut through it.

>>8757105
Why doesn't he just buy spatula tongs? They're about 9 bucks and he'd have a free hand.

>>8757146
>>8757122
>>8757109
watch the first few minutes of the call ins to the jack show. oh god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZSFn51l3hc

>>8757102

>That anxiety shade in his hands...

He knows he's fucked up but pretends it is okay and keeps on going.

>>8757818
this is like a kid with down syndrome making fun of another kid with down syndrome>>8757818

>>8756869

IT DIDNT NEED SALT. STOP ADDING SALT TO THINGS MADE FROM EXCLUSIVELY OVER SALTED INGREDIENTS

>>8757111
I haven't cooked a slab of salmon like that in a pan before, but I assume using those tongs he has as intended may be the way to do it.

>>8756985
lmaoed at this one. what the fuck all that for a tiny cup of fucking trash.

>>8756998
It's .. it's just hamburger helper.

>>8756869
>>8756998
TOO MUCH FUCKING CUMIN

>>8757111
Two spatulas. If that doesn't work (perhaps it's still too big) I'd call for someone else with two spatulas. If it's still too big, I'd call for another person with two spatulas.

It's just two spatulas all the way down, anon

>>8757102
salmonella seduction is the better filename.

>>8757146
looooooooooool

never saw that one. this man is god sent.

>>8757111
Tongs and your hand.

>>8757031
>>8757044
what's worse is that he plops it down facing towards him so the oil always splashes right at him. The guy is so fucking stupid it's baffling

>>8757818
>call ins to the jack show

sauce??

>>8756869
Youtube videos are bad enough but at least you can pause those or jump to the part you need - how the fuck am I supposed to know what to do from a silent gif that flashes the text for half a second and then makes you watch a disembodied arm stirring a generic pot for a while before letting you get another quick flash of the instructions?

>>8757031
THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD. JACK YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

>>8758537
Google gif pauser.

You're welcome

>>8757049
This reminds me of those infomercials where the person looks completely retarded trying to do the simplest tasks

>>8756998
I dunno I'd try it. I mean if someone else made it, I'd have some but I wouldn't go out of my way to make it

>>8757004
tragic D:

It keeps the plebs pleb. So I am not complaining.

>>8756873
Beat me to it anon, that was exactly my tought

>>8757850
That's just the diabetes

>>8757028
Jesus Christ youre more likely to burn yourself by splashing in in yourself than you are if you just lower it down gently. What is with these assholes?

>>8756873
There's not enough fumbling.

>>8758797
What the fuck is going on here? Who is the market for whatever product this is supposed to be?

>are you tired of cutting your bread with door stoppers?

Who is doing that?

>>8757018
>peppers
>meat
What do you think, dipshit?

>>8757905
That's what your mum said last night

>>8756869
>that chopping technique
Holy shit.

>>8756956
That stereotype suburban mom that uses fancy plates to serve shitty food and doesnt use measuring cups because she wants her dishes to be "authentic" and thinks she is a 5 star chef because her little snowflake children will actually take a bite of it.

>>8757146

>>8756869
The start was ok, but boy did it go downhill quickly.

>>8759941
Can someone tell me what this new thing is about where you are looked down upon in the culinary/cooking "scene" if you you measuring cups/spoons while cooking?

Apparently they are only allowed in baking these days....

>>8759962

They really shouldn't be allowed in baking as it is

>>8757105
Is that suppose to be two portions? That amount of salmon could feed a whole Cambodian village.

>>8759970
I'm trying so hard not to take the bait

>>8756869
I thought this was supposed to be some retarded version of one of those buffalo chicken dips, then at the end I realized it was supposed to be fucking chili.
>MMMM TASTY

>>8756869
>giant pot of """chili"""
>adds a pinch of salt and a crack of black pepper
It's almost adorable how they think they know what they're doing, like a child copying something they saw on TV.

One of their recent videos made me gag, they made "buffalo chicken mozzarella sticks" and basically blended overcooked, shredded chicken with a brick of cream cheese and mounds of other cheeses, froze it, cut it into cubes and deep fried it WA LA. The picture of them opening it at the end made me want to gag, it looked like fried cat vomit.

>>8760034
Your post made me go check it out, this will be added to my list of regrets in life.

>>8757649
>beef "juice"
There may be juice there, but it's mostly grease.

>>8759962
>allowed in baking
you weigh ingredients, ESPECIALLY when baking
are you fucking stupid?

>>8759962
>looked down upon for weighing
>in baking

By who? 7 year olds?

>>8759521
I don't know what to think, considering it barely resembles food at all

>>8756956
I thought It was a SFW board...
Moooooooooooooodddddddds

>>8756869

>Literally went "okay, what's so..no..NO NO"

crack open a jar of old el paso and dig right in why don't you

>>8757149
lots of japs don't actually have ovens, or at least the ovens they have are little tiny fucking deals that are just toaster overs with ideas above their station.

>>8757031

IF YOU'RE SO AFRAID, PUT IT ON THE SLOTTED SPOON AND LOWER IT IN

>>8756892
>salt +salt on top of cauliflower
>""""healthy""""

fucking Americans, they eat something that's healthy with tubs of lard and salt on top just so they can pretend they're healthy and then wonder why they're the most obese nation in the world

>Cream Cheese

When will thier meme end?

>>8756869
i fucking can't dude....

>>8756956
im getting heartburn watching this

>>8756998

It looks like that shitty hamburger hotdish I had to eat at school lunch. Brought back horrible memories.

>Using any ready-made sauce
>Using garlic powder instead of cloves
>Only "cooking" overly greasy shit and fast-food-spin-offs
I don't know if they made better stuff some years ago or if I was bluepilled back then but fuck me, those videos make me cringe more and more. Unliked that shitshow only recently.

>>8762143
Okay, that made me giggle.

Ohohoho yes

>>8762045
>cloves and garlic powder are interchangable

>>8762143
>oreos
>more oreos
>fucking oreos, cunt
I get it, you filthy bastard.
2/10 breddy gudd xdddd

>>8756998
>Removing the meat juice
>All that ChilliPowder
>Pasta on a pseudochili
>Unnecessary "Cheddar"
>Fancy plates
I gasped like a homo

>>8757028
At least the Oil he made splash won't burn him

>>8757146
I have made ravioli, meringue, crepes, spices mixes in a 1inch mortar, fruit patê with hmemade pectin, all from scratch and with varying degrees of success (in average they were all good) with no machines except for a blender. This guy has a shit ton of gadgets and still manages to fuck up

>>8757818
A question for Americans. Why are your washing machines in your kitchens?

From this video and that time when I was helping my mother to find a new house (we are from the other side of the trump Wall) and we were shown a house which was previously owned my Americans which also had a washing machine in the kitchen (and no fucking oven) even though the house was equipped with a washing room that they used as a storage room.

Is it a department thing that stuck up or what?

>>8763552
Unless you're mistaking dishwashers for (laundry) washing machines, I don't know what you're talking about.

>>8763566
No, it was a drying machine and a washing machine (those with a glass door so you can see your toddler inside), they did the dishes like normal people.

I know that you should never trust someone who is trying to sell you a house, but she said that "It's an American thing". That took me off guard. Maybe she did not knew what she was talking about

>>8763552

Britfag here. Almost all lower to middle class houses in the U.K have the washing machine in the kitchen. Some people have them in a garage or laundry room/closet but it's not the norm. Where are you from where this is unusual? I figured Americans who tend to have larger houses would be more likely to have dedicated laundry areas. It's probably linked to population density and large scale housing projects

>>8763552
>Why are your washing machines in your kitchens?

That's very unusual in the USA. You might have a diswasher in the kitchen but the laundry washer is nearly always in a dedicated room, or is in the garage.

The only thing I can think of is that the home you visited was an particular type of prefab home that were built in pretty large numbers after WWII. Those had only one "wet wall" to simply construction, and they did have washer hookups in the kitchen. However, like I said that's unusual and not typical of the average American house.

>>8764111
>You might have a diswasher in the kitchen
Wha? Where else would it be? How impractical would it be to not have the dishwasher close to where you store your dishes?

>>8764166

You misunderstand. It is uncommon to have a *laundry* washing machine in the kitchen.

A dishwasher, obviously, would be in the kitchen.

>>8764111
>particular type of prefab home that were built in pretty large numbers after WWII. Those had only one "wet wall" to simply construction

Yep, that was called the "Lustron House".

Otherwise the only other reason why you'd find a laundry washer in the kitchen would be if it was a very old, simple, home that didn't have the proper pipes located elsewhere in the house to hook up the machine. If someone wanted to retrofit a machine to an old house like that then the kitchen would present the easiest/cheapest place to install it.

>>8764166
My dishwasher is in the basement and her name is Maria

>>8759603

>>8762263
he meant garlic cloves

>>8762143
I'm dead

>>8765314
hahaha xD take my upvote good sir! LOL!

>>8761752
>hotdish
How's Minnesota treating you?

>>8766285
fine, you?

>>8756869
terrible

>>8763647
>washing machine (those with a glass door so you can see your toddler inside)
The fuck? We Americans don't even put our toddlers in washing machines, let alone watch them for entertainment.

>>8756869
>add salt and pepper without tasting it

>>8763647
thats a euro thing mayne, we north americans have enough space to put washer and dryers in a dedicated room

>>8763647
this is a thing in canada, the UK, and several other countries too.

it's pretty normal to consolidate hydro into the kitchen since kitchens are often built with excessive space

>>8762143
Reminds me of /tg/'s favorite, the cosmic brownie milkshake.

fb.com/tastemade/videos/1359270220826808/

>add sugar and then more sugar, then mix ith with more processed sugar, heat and add more sugar, leave in the fridge, and it's done.

I got diabetes just for watching this shit

>>8757004
lmao
where is this from? Jacks?

>>8766576
Oh c'mon, you're living in your mom's basement where she has her laundry machines hooked up. Please crawl off your high fucking horse.

>>8766642
I was in that thread. Good times were had by all. Except those who drank the shake.

>>8766753
I still want to know how that fatfuck DM thought it we healthy/what he put in it to make them shit so hard.

>>8766718
It's fudge. What the hell do you want from it?

>>8766642
>>8766753
don't forget about the sweet ramen

>>8766811
I have a colombian/ecuadorian food place near home and all food pictures look like this.
Rice, beans with random fried shit all over and fried plantain/banana.
Jesus Christ how this people don't get extreemely fat?

>>8766796
How about Sleepytime Chicken?

>>8766838
Grease from fired food acts like an emulsifier for feces and beans with rice as propellant

>>8766848
fried*

>>8766753
wasn't there a post/reply/other thread or something of an actual recipe behind this that was just chocolate milk/icecream and cosmic brownies
i wanna make them with the bf for a good meme

>>8756850
made this like 5 hours ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YklBmGx5li0
it was fucking great.

>>8759510
>he doesn't cut his bread with door stoppers
Well laa dee dah, what are you cooking for the Queen tonight?

>>8764098
the other side of Trump's wall, a.k.a. Mexico. Here the very poor who own washing machines still have a dedicated area for laundry, but it's outside, sometimes not completely roofed, I guess so they can dry things easily.

And that is true even for mass produced houses, they all have tubing for gas and water somewhere where you are supposed to instal your washing and drying machines.
>>8764111
It was a fancy flat, so money is out of the question, so I thought hat it was cultural
>>8766599
Thanks

>>8756869
>one de-cored jalepeno
Most insulting part of the video desu

>>8756869
kek that sugary ass looking chili

>>8757580
How did it start? Anons who failed french decided to fail cooking too?

>>8757122
>tosses the pork
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>8757111
you probably wouldnt. jack was actually braver than i here as i know i wouldve broken the salmon. were it me i wouldve fried/seared as he is doing here, and instead of flipping it, i wouldve put it in the oven. thats a really massive salmon, like the earlier guy said that could literally feed a village with some rice

>>8757134
fun games should last longer than that

>>8766847
>intentionally waste food by adding lolsorandumb ingredients for (You)s
>OMG SO FUNNEH XDDDDDDD PUT ME IN LE SCREENCAP
Literal children.

>>8756928
I'm glad I'm not the only reason who had this as my primary take away.

>>8756998
The paper towel to drain the grease was a nice touch.

>>8767552
>living in the first world
>not wasting food to stick it to the subhuman poors
Literal fag.

>>8756850
Did they copy good eats title picture?

>>8767770
I know you're just shitposting but you're only wasting your own money.
>Literal fag.
Ah yes, a stick as opposed to the slang fag (You).

>>8757649
>unnecessary garnish at the end
wot? thats green onion
do you even cook?

>>8756985
>egg
>microwave
>mfw

>>8766838
>Jesus Christ how this people don't get extreemely fat?
I can't speak for the rest but a lot of Ecuadorian get really fat. The ones where I live and the ones in Ecuador. Most of the "cuisine" in mainland Ecuador is either something fried or some bread product.

>>8766753
Did anyone ever get the recipe

>>8767505
its only 1 half of it

>>8762143
I'd drink it.

>>8756869
Does Geico know what they're sponsoring?

>>8757031
This is my favorite jack video, he makes a non Newtonian fluid for his fucking batter

>>8770358
What vid?

>>8770376
Jack's general tsos

>>8757122
I've never been physically repulsed by a video until now.