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8802729 No.8802729 [Reply] [Original]

Well, /ck/? You faggots will argue about anything when it comes to shitty fast food.

inb4 someone says "french fries are a meme"

>> No.8802753

D plus checker's/Rally's seasoning and breading would be fucking GOAT

>> No.8802764

>>8802729
D is generally the best but B is the second best

>> No.8802773

why would anyone pick C? objectively the worst shape

>> No.8802778

>>8802773
stfu retard its legit the best

>> No.8802780

>>8802729
I prefer (seasoned) curly fries, but I won't argue about it. Shit ass thread, btw

>> No.8802803

>>8802778
enjoy your freazerburned Walmart fries anon
literally the only unacceptable answer

>> No.8802814

Waffle fries are putrid - Fact

Crinkle are either dogshit or slightly passable

Curly are always consistently reliable but never shoot the moon

Regular slightly crispy are the best on average

>> No.8802818

>>8802814
Waffle Fries are GOAT. Literally NOTHING wrong with them. You're just a buttmad homosexual who's triggered by the good Christian folks over at Chick-Fil-A.

>> No.8802851

B is the best.

>> No.8803043

No steak fries? Fucking plebs

>> No.8803045

C R I N K L E C U T B O Y S

>> No.8803049

>>8803045
>>8802778
crinklefags need to be gassed

>> No.8803052

A, the smaller the better.

>> No.8803053

>>8802818
Waffle fries suck as much dick as you closeted fags do

They taste awful ---- Very disgusting!!

>> No.8803057

>>8803049
Lol, says the homefry fag

>> No.8803061

I'm gonna get some sort of fries from the store tomorrow. What should I season them with, besides salt?

>> No.8803067

>>8803061
cumin

>> No.8803090

>>8802729
B>A>>D>>>>>>C

>> No.8803095

Crinkle fries ALWAYS taste like they were frozen

>> No.8803139
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>>8802729
They are all shit and not fresh

>> No.8803151

>>8803139
Too many fries, too much salt. Maybe like half a potato is good enough for a burg, any more is like diabeetus

>> No.8803155

>>8802729

B/D > A > C

Only thing lower than C are wedges.

>> No.8803171

D and B

>> No.8803182

Waffle fries with ketchup on the side.

If you put any more than an accidental drop of ketchup on top of your fries you are no better than ISIS

>> No.8804602

>>8803151
Half a potato? So like 4 fries tops? What the shit man

>> No.8804617

If unseasoned
A > B > D > C

If curly fries are seasoned
B > A > D > C

Never understood the appeal behind waffle fries, feels like too much potato per fry

>> No.8804622

>>8802729
The appeal of curly fries is the seasoning, not so much the curl.

Waffle fries are probably the best overall.

>> No.8804623

The only ones I don't like are krinkle cut.

>> No.8804624

>>8803139
Frozen > Fresh.

>> No.8804628

>>8803151
>Maybe like half a potato
You're half a potato.

>> No.8804633

>>8803049
Come gas me then, fag.

>> No.8804642

>>8804633
I won't indulge you in your fart fetish.

>> No.8804643

how come curly fries are almost always seasoned but other fries arent?
well, i guess waffle fries sometimes has the same seasoning as curly fries.

>> No.8804651
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8804651

>>8802729
I pick E for smiley fries.

>> No.8804762

>>8804624
Never

>> No.8806438

>>8803151
>potatoes giving diabetes

did you no that potatoes are the only vegetable that contain all the essential vitamins and minerals for human survival?

>> No.8806459

>>8802729
nigga no tater tots? are you fucking serious?

>> No.8806475

>>8802773

Seriously. It just makes me feel sad and poor.

>your shit frozen oven fries are done

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>>8806438
>did you no?

>> No.8807007

>/ck/ shitting on crinkle cut fries and one fag even going after wedges

I thought you hipster pieces of shit couldn't get worse, but I guess I unerestimated you.

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>>8802729
>used to be a straight cut faggot
>now am a curly faggot
Gotta say, they're better. Honorable mention to wafflefags, though. They're alright.

>> No.8807115

>>8802729
I like A and C for just Ketchup fries or for poutine, B is best if spicy and rarely ordered, D is good for irish nachos or animal fries

>> No.8807146
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8807146

Gtfo

>> No.8807177

>>8802729
D, yee heathens

>> No.8807406

>>8802729
Curly=waffle>>shoestring>>>>>>>>literal shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crinkle cut

>> No.8807413

>>8802729
BDAC

>> No.8807419

>>8802729
D >= B > A >>> C

>> No.8807470

>>8802729
B=D>A>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>C

>> No.8807520

>>8802729
I really dislike crinkle because I get into a habit of taking small bites on the crinkle each time. For some reason sams and costco doesn't sell non crinkle often and me doing home made fries doesn't taste as good

>> No.8807626
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8807626

Depending on my mood, either A or D will suffice.

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8807641

FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS PLEB SHIT

>> No.8807643

>>8806438
>did you no that potatoes are the only vegetable that contain all the essential vitamins and minerals for human survival?

Fuck off back to Ireland you drunken mick.

>> No.8807648

SEASONED CURLIES

>> No.8807663

smileys
waffle
curly
POWER GAP
steak cut
POWER GAP
crinkle cut
POWER GAP

3 MORE POWER GAPS

THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE

POWER GAP

BONE ZONE

POWER GAP

NUT SHACK

CHAOS THEORY WASTELAND

POWER GAP

""""""""""french fries""""""""""""

>> No.8807676

>>8802729
traditional I guess.
Tried curled fries for the first time a couple months ago, pure fucking shit.

>> No.8807744

Waffle fries maximise surface area and therefore crispiness, and also any kind of spice on them, so D

>> No.8807794

>>8802729
A, the other ones are very often shit, and if not then they're just useless gimmicks

>> No.8807822
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>>8802729
A>D>B>C

Where dem pillowy steak fries, though.

>> No.8807825

>>8802818
Son, for the sake of the thought expirement, you have to assume the fries are almost identical aside from the shape.

>> No.8807831

>>8807663
Objectively shit taste.

>> No.8807837

>>8807643
He's right though. The famine killed so many because of our dependence on the potato because of the nutrition it provided.
t. Mick

>> No.8807849

Pic related or B are my favorites.

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>>8807849
helps to actually put the pic.

>> No.8807871

A - the plain, thin straight fry has its place, but isn't the most exciting to eat. Rarely gets that crispy.

B - the structure is a little too tight and robust - instead of a crisp snap, you have multiple connective parts tearing away simultaneously. The result is something which feels softer to the teeth, even when cooked to an identical degree.

C - the perfect shape, if what you're going for is a crunchy, brittle snap on the outside and a creamy centre. The surface area is maximised without compromising the shape, like B and D do.
D - Like B, but a little more crispy due to extra surface area. A delicious fry in its own right, but doesn't deliver the same satisfying, solitary snap of the crinkle fry.

>> No.8807897

>>8807831
t. oilmonkey

>> No.8807939

smiley fries senpai

>> No.8807957

I've never had a good curly fry, nor have I ever had a good crinkle-cut fry. They're always limp.
Conversely, I've never had a bad waffle fry. They're meme-tier as fuck, but I don't think they're possible to fuck up.

I guess I'm going with D.

>> No.8807962

>>8802729
Tots are #1

>> No.8808050

>>8802729
I was a firm A but Culver's converted me to C

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>>8802729
None of the above.

>> No.8808199

Portillos crinkle cut fries are the best fries I've ever had. They're always perfectly cooked and salted.

>> No.8808202

A ONLY. B is shit but acceptable, D are for snowflakes and C gets you beat the fuck up

>> No.8808207

>>8808202

Woops, swap B and C

>> No.8808211

>>8807962
t. Napoleon

>> No.8808220

>>8807853
This anon knows his shit

C is good if hot and fresh made from a restaurant, not frozen bagged shit

Waffle fries always seem dry to me

Honorable mention to seasoned curly fries

>> No.8808222

>>8803155

Do NOT slander wedges

>> No.8808243

>>8808222
>slander
You mean libel you fucking retard.