/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me, there's only one way.

>>8825450
The mcchicken patty is not a scnhitzel

>>8825454
Why not?

>>8825465
because it literally isn't. it's a chicken patty.
you do know what a schnitzel is don't you?

>>8825484
No I don't

>>8825490
kindly stop posting if you cannot contribute anything meaningful to this thread

>>8825493

look at mr badass here with his specialized trivia factoid of no importance that he talks big about to people on a cooking board. look at him, he's so cool.

>>8825513
>trivia factoid
schnitzels are a basic food, anon
do they not have them in america or something?

>>8825540
I liek chicken fried steak

>>8825540

shut the fuck up, retard. if they were basic, people outside of fucking ohio would know about them. nobody gives a fuck about your equivocating faggotry.

>>8825572
>the mcchicken poster thinks he's in charge

>>8825572
Jesus Christ.

>>8825572
>posts on /ck/
>doesn't know what a fucking schnitzel is
>thinks he has any grounds to claim authority
get a load of this guy

>>8825585

i'm not the poster he's replying to. i know what a fucking schnitzel is.

and what a fucking schnitzel is doesn't matter in the fucking slightest. nobody needs to know what a schnitzel is. i wish i DIDN'T fucking know what it was. because it's fucking taking up space in my brain.

the fuck is wrong with you. go outside. what the fuck are you talking about 'authority'. 'grounds'. 'claim'. 'to claim authority'. 'any grounds' jesus fucking christ you're autistic.

you're all god damned idiots. fucking kill yourselves.

'basic food' what the fuck do you even care to identify 'basic foods'? you know what your basic food is? my fucking cock in your mouth, that's what.

>>8825577

i've never fucking mcchicken posted in my life. congratulations on being wrong and fucking stupid, because you're fucking guessing about shit you shouldn't even be thinking or caring about. you sicken me. fucking moon. you probably don't even care if you're right so you make stupid guesses. well guess this, fucking faggot, everything you do is a self portrait and you're on record as a fucking idiot now. congratulations, you win one free suicide. act fast because it's a limited time offer and i don't want you to not die by your own hand. idiot.

>>8825611
how do you like your schnitzel burgers though anon?

>>8825625

more like a shitzel burger. i don't want a schnitzel burger. i had one in minnesota when my gypsy barn painter boss took me to this place he visits whenever he's in minnesota. it was fucking retarded. it was too big for the bun. i said that. i said, this is stupid. just put the fucking schnitzel in a wrapper and give me a fucking biscuit if you must. i took the two sides of the bun and ripped parts off and ate them with it.

and i ate it with fucking ketchup, because it was just a big piece of fried fucking pork and that's how i like it. i love ketchup. i don't give a fuck what /ck/ thinks about it.

>getting this mad over schnitzel

dumb co/ck/s

>>8825572
>On a cooking board yet not knowing one of the world's most basic cuisines

Stop posting and go to bed.

>>8825662

>IIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOW ABOUT SCHNITZEL

>SCHNIIIIIIITZELS BAAAAAAAAAAASIC

you're a faaaaaaaaaaaggot.

nobody needs to know about schnitzel. i've actually made it and eaten it in flyover land, the only place in american anyone gives a fuck about it.

but who fucking cares. i wish i hadn't. i wish i had never seen or heard of schnitzel. i wish you were fucking dead. i'd choke you to death with a schnitzel. blow me.

>>8825668
>blow me
with pleasure :3

>>8825668
t. americuck flaunting his famous willful ignorance of any landmass outside of NEW YAWRRKK once more

go invade syria

>>8825643
These types of threads are why I keep coming back to /ck/.

I'm surprised nobody's complained about it being called a chicken "burger" rather than a chicken "sandwich" yet

>>8825668
It is such a simple dish. Mastering basic dishes is one of the stepping stones to being good at cooking.


Why so toasty?

>>8825690
Holy fuck, what a shitpost
>furry porn thumbnail
>US foreign policy tangent
>t.
>weird spacing

I guess this thread epitomizes /ck/. Fucking strange stuff.

>>8825733
how do you like your schnitzel burger?

>>8825713
t. shitposting novice

1488

>>8825611
>i've never fucking mcchicken posted in my life. congratulations on being wrong and fucking stupid, because you're fucking guessing about shit you shouldn't even be thinking or caring about. you sicken me. fucking moon. you probably don't even care if you're right so you make stupid guesses. well guess this, fucking faggot, everything you do is a self portrait and you're on record as a fucking idiot now. congratulations, you win one free suicide. act fast because it's a limited time offer and i don't want you to not die by your own hand. idiot.

Yes, Chef...

chicken schnitzel is just a glorified tendie

>>8825446

I will say that looks delicious....funny because I've recently rekindled my love for Ciabatta bread.

>>8825513
>specialized trivia factoid of no importance
hahahahaha no you fucking retard
stop trying to backpedal out of not knowing one of the most common western dishes in the entire world

>>8825668
schnitzel is european though like
are you having a stroke??? are you okay?

>>8825641
well that's not very minnesota nice of you

>>8825572
Lmao mcdonalds shill worker getting buttblasted he didnt know what a fucking schnitzel is. RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOT

>>8825611
Hahaha holy shit, who knew 11 year olds browsed /ck/

>>8825454
>>8825484
>>8825493
>>8825540
Sorry pal, but i'm having it MY WAY

>>8827339

im 27

>>8828741
very uncultured for a 27 year old smfh tbqh senpai

>>8828757

i've read more books than everyone in this entire thread and their entire families put together, i am more cultured than all of them.

your idea of culture is primarily from garbage TV shows. it's not like you think it is. many of the most cultured men to ever live delighted in setting the villages of natives on fire, shooting their men from horseback, and raping their women, only taking breaks for tea and biscuits. and they wrote fond memoirs in victorian libraries, while glancing warmly at the shrunken hand of the tribal chieftain he personally ran through with a sabre.

>>8825446

How is that bread called?

Rough, hard crust bread with a small layer of crude powder or whatever.

I ate some in a bar in spain, I really like it.

>>8828775

>read more books than anyone
>doesn't write according to the rules of english grammar
>probably thinks it's the proper post-modern style
>probably thinks Joyce didn't write and construct sentences traditionally

You unutterable trash.

>>8828869

you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. you do not know 'english grammar'. you're namedropping joyce. you're name dropping 'post-modern'.

>>8828873
Sentences are supposed to start with a capital letter, anon.

>>8828885

who gives a fuck?

is this your idea of scoring points?

fucking idiot. focus on things that play more to your strengths, whatever those are.

>>8828905
Grammar seems to be a strength of mine, though. It's clearly not one of yours.

>>8828922

if only being smart was as easy as pressing shift.

i'd worry less about grammar and more about being smart, if i were you.

>>8828943
There is no doubt in my mind that I am of a higher intelligence than yourself.

>>8828956

a person who thinks intelligence is super important would, wouldn't he.

>>8828965
You're the one who brought up intelligence as being important. Going in circles now are we?

>>8828986

i told you to worry about being smart rather than worry about whether letters on 4chan are upper case or lower case.

>>8828995
If you believe intelligence should be worried about, it's quite simple to infer that you believe intelligence is important. There's no reason to worry about something that isn't important, after all.

German here. You guys are weird.

>>8829011

oh it's quite simple to infer, is it. we got a fucking scientist here. are you a fucking scientist? do you wear a fucking labcoat? do you wear a fucking labcoat when you make your fucking inferences? tell me more about what's fucking important, are you a philosopher too? smoking a henbone pipe in your fucking bathrobe, talking about substance and representation? you a fucking philosopher too? god damn, i'm in the presence of a fucking genius he. he's making fucking inferences about what's important. he's a fucking philosopher scientist. wow. holy shit. god damn. excuse me sir, can i have some porridge? can i get your fucking autograph on my dick? suck an 'inference' out while you're down there, why don't you, you fucking faggot.

don't worry about how smart i am. worry about getting smarter.

>>8829020

fuck you, ahmed.

>>8828775
>i've read more books than everyone in this entire thread and their entire families put together, i am more cultured than all of them.
you are "27" and doing the equivalent of "NUH UH I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX. KNEE DEEP IN PUSSY! SO MUCH SEX!" in retaliation to being called a virgin
grow the fuck up, man
just back out of the thread and no one will even remember your schnitzel sperg-out in a week

>>8828775
>many of the most cultured men to ever live delighted in setting the villages of natives on fire, shooting their men from horseback, and raping their women, only taking breaks for tea and biscuits. and they wrote fond memoirs in victorian libraries, while glancing warmly at the shrunken hand of the tribal chieftain he personally ran through with a sabre.
colonials weren't cultured
they were good at what they did but calling them 'cultured' for it is intellectually dishonest

>>8829020
Canadian here
it's mostly this one allegedly "27" year old who's sperging out and trying to make himself look good after dropping the ball horribly by not knowing what schnitzel is and acting like it's some obscure dish no one has ever heard of from some tiny european mountain village of 100

now he's crying about how he's not really a fucking moron and how he scores tons of pussy -- er, reads lots of books

>>8829060

hmm, what if someone who's knee deep in pussy get's called a virgin in a thread about schnitzel?

believe me, people who are knee deep in pussy have been called virgins before.

>>8829064

oh, you knew every fucking person that's ever burnt a village? you think that half of them didn't have mahogany paneling in their personal library better than 90% of modern westerners even know is fucking possible? how fucking many of them spent all their time in public staring at their fucking ipone? fucking none of them. that's how many. what the fuck do you even think culture is? i'll give you a hint: it starts with blowing the fuck out of natives.

>>8829068

i know what schnitzel is, i've know what schnitzel is for many years now. years. i've probably known about schnitzel for longer than some of niglets have been alive. i knew about schnitzel when you were choking on your moms pussy and getting slapped by a doctor.

and you know what? it IS fucking obscure. it's fucking german and american german ohio minnesota community bullshit. nobody gives a fuck about schnitzel. anyone that thinks schnitzel fucking matters is a fucking idiot and can choke on my dick.

and yes, i'd wager i've had more sex and read more books than fucking all of you retarded faggots put together. i could probably beat the fucking shit out of all of you with a shovel. i could enslave you. i could beat the shit out of you and your families, and force you to pick my fucking cotton and hoe my fucking rows. i would institutionalize you. you would have trouble adapting to freedom if you ever got rescued.

>>8829091
>knee deep in pussy

This sounds painful.

>>8829116

it's an ironic reference to obscure avante-garde literature

>>8829091
>and you know what? it IS fucking obscure. it's fucking german and american german ohio minnesota community bullshit. nobody gives a fuck about schnitzel. anyone that thinks schnitzel fucking matters is a fucking idiot and can choke on my dick.
no it isn't
just because you've never travelled doesn't mean you get to say this
god damn dude

>and yes, i'd wager i've had more sex and read more books than fucking all of you retarded faggots put together.
haha

>i could probably beat the fucking shit out of all of you with a shovel.
hahaha

>i could enslave you.
AHAHAHA

>i could beat the shit out of you and your families, and force you to pick my fucking cotton and hoe my fucking rows.
HELP HELP I CAN'T BREATHE

>i would institutionalize you.
AMBULANCE PLEASE

>you would have trouble adapting to freedom if you ever got rescued.
I'M CHOKING ON MY TEARS OF LAUGHTER SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE

>>8825493
kys yurocuck

>>8829091
>what the fuck do you even think culture is? i'll give you a hint: it starts with blowing the fuck out of natives.
nah don't see anything about being a mini Christopher Columbus here

>>8829136
>tfw none of those definitions applies to modern europe anymore
just kill me now lads

>>8829129

i've walked 2500 miles across the united states. that's more travel than all of you combined. i get to say whatever the fuck i want about your backwater eurofaggot discotek nigger slop schnitzel.

it's actually just chicken-fried pork, if you want to get technical. i'm from america, bitch. nowhere else matters. if it isn't here, it isn't fucking anywhere.

>>8829136

this niggas got google and a 56k modem, watch out, he's like neo from the matrix, he's got a knowledge katana to cut uncultured swine clean in half with, after a brief pause where it looks like nothing happened and then their torso slides off.

what the fuck are you even here for? just read the dictionary. fuck everything else. just read the dictionary. the skies the limit.

>>8829136
>>8829148
kys fat faggot cuck redditor shitstains

>>8829153

don't drag reddit into this. you can never prove that someone is from reddit on 4chan. you don't have access to their browser history.

>>8825446
I make em myself, brined, tenderized and shallow fried. mushroom gravy is my gold standard but can get messy. Parmigiana never gets old. Peri peri mayo or aioli +baby spinache and swiss is great in a pinch and travels well. The best though is with spicy mexican salsa, avocado, sour cream and mozzarella on a homemade hokkaido/brioche/potato hybrid bun.

>>8825540
No they really don't. You have to find the german immigrants and they really only do the dark crispy pork/veal schnitzels.

>>8829148
>Xeon when AMD's Naples platform just released
this is the only thing you've posted so far that's actually managed to offend me
fuck you faggot, stop wasting money on shitty outdated tech

>>8829166
kys!
>>8829167
kys idiot

>>8829174
Dude, that's not nice.

>>8829178
Shut up faggot I own you

>>8829173

>amd

will never not suck ass. they're not a serious competitor. no one with money to make or a job to do uses amd. no one. they use quadro and xeon. end of story.

people pay 10,000 dollars for intel processors.

the only people that use AMD are gaymers. no one else.

>but AMD isn't going to disappoint this time around i swear they have this brand new fazzabaloonga

can it. you sound like a junkie trying to borrow money for the tenth time.

>>8829174

kys

>>8829186
>knows literally nothing about the new Zen platform
>talks out his ass anyway
sorry famiglia, it kicks the shit out of Intel's offerings in anything that uses multiple threads
instead of being a lazy cunt, google it
AMD GPUs are still shit though but Intel has gotten lazy and released the same fucking shit for the past 4 years

actually do your research on Zen, it's pretty amazing

first you're acting like schnitzel is some obscure meme and now you're outright just denying benchmarks and real-world tests. sad

>>8829186
amd is better than whatever garbage dirty anus shit you use fucking retard

you know nothing about what you're talking about just shut the fuck up and stop posting in my thread you fucking idiot

people like you make me sick, dumb fucking reddit assholes talking out of their fucking poop chutes pretending to know shit

kys i fucking own you faggot

*puts cigarette out on your head*

>>8829180
Wow, dude. Have you sought professional help?

>>8828841
it looks like a square of ciabatta or panini.

nobody is answering the question
how do YOU like your schnitzel burger?

>>8829211
i don't
schnitzel is best enjoyed on its own, preferably paired with a nice gravy

>>8829197

>it kicks the shit out of Intel's offerings in anything that uses multiple threads

no, it doesn't. it's a budget brand.

>for the price

i don't give a fuck about the price. and neither does anyone that matters.

zen is trash. the only thing anyone will use it for that's not retarded is gayming servers. that's it. it even sucks for gaming, you'd be better off with intel. and even using it for gayming servers is retarded, used intel xeons are better.

>>8829198

the other option is intel. since we're not talking about SPARC and shit.

AMD is for

BUDGET

BUILDS.

nothing else. no one who is NOT POOR, has EVER CHOSEN AMD OVER INTEL.

NO

ONE.

NO ONE. stop kidding yourself.

>>8829216

it's called chicken fried steak.

>>8829216
>not at least a parmigiana

>>8829218
>it kicks the shit out of Intel's offerings in anything that uses multiple threads
it literally does though, look into 7700k vs 1800x

>for the price
literally didn't even mention this but now that you bring it up? the 1800x performs more or less as well as a 7700k for half the price

be quiet, console plebian

>>8828922
Your comma is erroneous.

>>8829222
my grandmother is super hungarian so doing that to schnitzel just seems sinful to me

I like how a thread about schnitzels brings all the fedoras together for a good old internet fight.

>>8829218
>chicken fried steak
Only the most uncivilized southern americans call it this. They're wrong.

>>8829228
me too
although i'm surprised to be arguing about CPUs off of /g/ and /v/ and on /ck/ of all places

also good god is he fucking wrong

http://www.guru3d.com/articles-pages/amd-ryzen-7-1800x-processor-review,1.html

there's also the fact that BIOS updates are coming out every week which improves stability and performance -- Ryzen is still in its infancy but is slowly gaining more and more traction

>>8829234
I don't really know much about computers but could you give me your opinion on this one please?

http://www.umart.com.au/newsite/goods.php?id=38463

>>8829227
Nah it ain't

>>8829260
obviously i'm going to give you shit for buying a prebuilt and not just doing it yourself but if you're really that worried about breaking shit i suppose you have no choice

computers are really just expensive legos

anyway, give me a minute or two to compare that to australian prices if you just did it yourself

>>8829234

>updates will make it worth it

every. fucking. time.

lmfao

enjoy your budget builds.

>>8825662
Is this a meme

>>8829270
Thanks bro

POST SCHNITZEL BURGERS

>>8829264
The sentence flows six times better without it. Eat my ass.

>>8829278
alright so that thing comes with a board for overclocking but not with a cpu that can be overclocked

you're only getting 8gb of ram

that kind of budget could probably get you a gtx 1070 instead of a 1060

same applies to the ssd size and hard drive size

you're paying something like $400ish more for parts and for a service that should only cost you $200 at the fucking most

basically they are attempting to bleed you dry and if possible i would look elsewhere

>>8829278
also they have some sort of custom building option that would cost you $95 just for the build so i'll see what i can do

if you want me to, that is

>>8829293
Ok thanks, there is a guy at my work that offered to build a PC for me so I might talk to him.

>>8829306
just make sure he gives you a list of parts he'll use before you pay anything

google "logical increments" and "pcpartpicker"
both websites are great resources for pricing and you'll be able to tell if you're getting fucked over or not

pcpartpicker supports the aus dollar but i don't know about logicalincrements

>>8829306
oh, and don't waste your time buying Windows from retail

you can buy officially working keys off ebay for as little as $10, then use the microsoft media creation software (google it) to create windows 10 install media. all you need is an internet connection and an 8gb USB stick

i've done it this way dozens of times and it always works

>>8829324
He said he would pick out all the parts I need and then I would have to shop around and buy them myself, give them to him and he reckons he can put it all together in 20 minutes.
I don't think he's in it for profit.

>>8829344
that's fair
i suggest you go with a GTX 1070, AMD B350 board, and a Ryzen 1600x or 1700x, 16GB of RAM, 2TB HDD (there's usually like $20 different between a 1TB and a 2TB nowadays), 256GB SSD, 500w PSU (rated 80plus bronze minimum, it'll say if it is or isn't), and whatever liquid cooling kit you're willing to spend money on

The case is up to you. Just make sure your board will fit and that there's room in the back to route cables through

>breaded chicken inside bread
why?

>>8825446
>schnitzel
>shredded lettuce
>tomato
>cheese
>mayo
>pickles
>red onion
>jalapenos

the pefect sandwich

>>8829381

that's a salad.

>>8829361
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>>8829324
>>8829314
>>8829306
>>8829305
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>>8829274

anyone buying ryzen is... fucking retarded. the performance is shit vs intel in every single god damned benchmark.

you will regret it.

>>8829381
but that's a burger, not a sandwich

>>8829391
>in every single goddamn benchmark
is it hard, doing your best to ignore every single benchmarking result that doesn't agree with you?
http://www.guru3d.com/articles-pages/amd-ryzen-7-1800x-processor-review,1.html

>>8829403

i swear, AMD fanboyism needs to be declared on the DSM-IV. it's a mental illness

cut the shit. you know ryzen is a complete dissapointment, and that you're retarded if you don't save up another 100-200 bucks and get a real processor.

stop ignoring reality.

>>8829418
senpai how about you cut the shit and start looking at the facts that are staring you in the face

>>8829423

https://www.fool.com/investing/2017/03/07/amds-ryzen-the-good-and-the-bad.aspx

you're fucking delusional. you're advising people to build gaming computers with a ryzen.

ryzen is OBJECTIVELY shit for gaming. OBJECTIVELY.

QUOTE:

>"For those whose main use case is gaming, there appears to be little reason to opt for a Ryzen chip over Intel's 7700k. The equation changes if applications that benefit from more cores are thrown into the mix, but as a gaming chip Ryzen disappoints. This will work against AMD as it aims to gain market share from Intel."

ARE YOU BUILDING A BUDGET SERVER OR RENDER BOX? NO? THEN RYZEN IS SHIT. ARE YOU OTHER-THAN-POOR? THAN RYZEN IS SHIT FOR EVERYTHING.

>>8829435
>For those whose main use case is gaming, there appears to be little reason to opt for a Ryzen chip over Intel's 7700k
besides the fact that it's fucking half the price and performs maybe 10 frames less from 110 to 100?

like you said, cut the shit

>>8829451

http://www.kitguru.net/components/cpu/matthew-wilson/amd-explains-why-ryzen-doesnt-seem-to-keep-up-in-1080p-gaming/

>a-allow us to e-explain why our chips can't h-handle FUCKING TEN EIGHTY PEE

there's no shame in being poor

>>8825611
I know f wurd
Look at meh
Reeeeeeee

>>8825690
>2 kb jpg
Stop

>>8829461
then game at 1440p, where Ryzen really shines and occasionally even outperforms the doubly-priced competition
how the fuck are you still going at this?
and are you really advocating gaming at 1080p in current year?

>>8829477

no, no, no, no. you don't understand how bad it is.

you're going to have to game at fucking 1600x900 or some shit with ryzen. lmfao.

https://www.benzinga.com/news/17/03/9120314/bad-news-for-amd-ryzen-7-getting-negative-reviews

>>8829488
>benchmarks consistently show it performing better at 1440p than at 1080p
>NO NO MAKE THE RESOLUTION SMALLER
how
are
you
still
going

>>8829488
i don't know why you're still ignoring that guru3d review, especially when you consider they're the least biased, most objective site out there

http://www.guru3d.com/articles-pages/amd-ryzen-7-1800x-processor-review,1.html

>>8829494

AMD Ryzen 7 1700 vs. a 5-year-old gaming PC, or why you should never preorder

http://www.pcworld.com/article/3176100/computers/amd-ryzen-7-1700-vs-a-5-year-old-gaming-pc-or-why-you-should-never-preorder.html

>>8829498

>cherry pick something that show's AMD is... okayish

>ignores the overwhelming preponderance of evidence that you're better off with intel

>>8829510
well sure if you want to spend $500 more on an intel processor and get maybe 10fps more on a handful of titles, then sure, be my guest

>brad chacos
oh right you're trolling me

not saying the 3570k isn't still viable (i'm still rocking a 3770k myself) but come the fuck on

basically every benchmark positions it just under the 7700k or 6950x

him being an outlier changes nothing

>>8829510
anandtech, hardwarecanucks, tweaktown, linusmemetips, wccftech and multiple others agree with me

so why are you still going

did an amd engineer shoot your dog

>>8829531
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>>8829494
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>>8829293

Get the fuck out CPU faggots.

We're here to talk about schnitzels. One of the most basic and well known foods in the western world.

Schnitzel is best with lemon and a bit of parsley. Fuck this "burger" shit.

I like my schnitzel burger with AMD driver sauce and a light side salad.

oh wait.

which one of you faggots is going to post this to reddit

This thread pretty much confirms that there are no janitors on /ck/ at any given time.

>>8829698
Haha upboated XDD
I tip my hat to you, dear stranger!

Edit: Thx a bucharooni for le gold! ;)