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>Lobster
>Crab
>Shrimp
>Marry, fuck, and kill

Marry lobster, fuck crab, and kill shrimp.

>> No.8994022
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8994022

>>8994011
Marry Crab, Fuck Shrimp, Kill Lobster.

>> No.8994041

>>8994022
Crab in my ass, lobster pinching my nipples, holding hands with shrimp

>> No.8994517

>>8994041
but no
>>8994022
why the hate on lobster?

>> No.8994524

>>8994011
fuck, fuck, fuck

>> No.8994670

Marry lobster, fuck scrimp, kill crab. Crab is good but its just lesser-lobster.

>> No.8994721

Marry crab, fuck lobster, kill shrimp, hold hands with crawfish.

>> No.8994947

>>8994022
Partrcian taste in shellfish and kino.

>> No.8994954

>>8994517
It's good but too expensive and not as versatile.

>> No.8994958
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8994958

>>8994670
I came here to post this

>> No.8995020

>>8994011
kill shrimp (it sucks in a sandwich compared to other two)

marry lobster (best every day meal)

fuck crab (good once in a while but would get too rich to eat every day)

>> No.8995205

>>8994011

marry crab
fuck lobster
kill shrimp

>> No.8995229

>>8994011
Lobsters are just too roachy for me to stomach. The idea of eating a giant spider doesn't seem so bad, so for me, crab is number 1. I also have an extreme fear/ aphobia of all insect exept spiders. I have two amazon tarantulas for fucks sake, yet if there's a cockroach in the room, I'll panick like a fucking girl. Weird huh?

>> No.8995256

>>8994011
Marry Crab
Fuck Shrimp
Kill Lobster

>> No.8995266

>>8994011
marry lobster, Fuck shrimp, kill crab.

>> No.8995302

marry shrimp, fuck lobster, kill crab

>> No.8995314

marry lobster, fuck crab, kill shrimp

>> No.8995330

I am of the opinion that crabs taste better than lobster.

As far as I'm concerned, shrimp isn't even in contention.

>> No.8995346
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8995346

>>8994524

>> No.8995367
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8995367

marry shrimp
fuck crab
kill lobster

This is the correct answer because shrimp is cheap and ubiquitous, so you marry it because marriages lead to no sex.

Crab is high end and delicious, so being able to get it at low cost is great.

Lobster just tastes bad compared to the other two (but still pretty good)

>> No.8995377

>>8995229
Shit, forgot the point of the thread

Marry Crab
Fuck shrimp
Kill lobster, then feed it to my cats

>> No.8995393

>>8995367
wow this is pretty autistic.

>> No.8995406

>>8995393
everyone in this thread is playing KFM with Crustaceans.
id say we're all pretty autistic