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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What the fuck is wrong with British "cuisine"?
>OI WE 'AV BEANS ON TOAST, CHEESE ON TOAST, EXCEPT WE CALL IT CHEESE TOASTIES! WE ALSO 'AV CHIPS ON TOAST BUT WE CALL THAT A CHIP BUTTY
>WE EVEN 'AV TOAST ON TOAST

>> No.9095154

Brits are more retarded than Americans are. They just like to pretend they aren't so they can keep their fragile ego.

It's like that one kid at school who picked on the scrawny nerd that no one likes when in reality he's just as unliked as the kid he's picking on, only with less self-awareness.

>> No.9095259

>>9095144
>CHEESE ON TOAST, EXCEPT WE CALL IT CHEESE TOASTIES!

No, Cheese on toast is melted cheese on top of one slice of toast.

Cheese Toasties is melted cheese between two slices of toast like a sandwich.

>WE ALSO 'AV CHIPS ON TOAST BUT WE CALL THAT A CHIP BUTTY

Chip butties are sandwiches but in un-toasted bread.

>>9095154

No U

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>>9095144
the uk is the biggest joke in the west

>> No.9095290

>>9095285

The toast sandwich is the joke. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

>> No.9095300

>>9095290
>our food is only pretending to be retarded

>> No.9095310

>>9095144
Except british cuisine is literally better than anything america produces. shill harder amerilard

>> No.9095311

>british food is so bad that it couldn't be "americanized" like mexican or chinese food

Tippity toppity kekith

>> No.9095315

>>9095300

No, it was a satirical investigation by a journalist. Nobody here actually eats toast sandwiches.

>> No.9095361

>>9095310
Come back to me when you have something that's not as shit as your Stargazey Pie and maybe I'll acknowledge your garbage opinion.
Also, let me reiterate; beans on toast, cheese on toast, chips/fry sandwiches and toast sandwiches are all considered British dishes.
That's fucking pathetic and bland as shit

>> No.9095363

>>9095315
It's not satire, it's from a real, actual, recipe.

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>>9095259
The UK was a mistake

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>>9095315
Bullshit
my mum eats two toast sandwiches everyday.

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>>9095315

>> No.9095529

When I'm in the UK I reckon I'll keep a diary or blog of my food experience, I don't doubt the cuisine isn't the best in Europe, but at the same time the constant /int/ shitposting gets tired.

>>9095144
There's maybe one of those wot bong pastas that's any good at all, the rest are all pretty try-hard.

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>> No.9095815

>>9095144
What went wrong OP? Did you walk in and find your mother getting face fucked by some English guy when you were young? Do you close your eyes at night only to wake up in a panic, reliving that moment of seeing her take a mouthful whilst a well dressed chap in a bowler hat and tie shuddered, takes a sip of tea and mumbles "delightful"?