/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9134494
Why are you complaining? You had that Brie all for yourself.

>>9134494
cuz roughly 2% of people are brietarded?

>>9134494
Fuck the plebs enjoy the brie on your company dime

>>9134494
>Approximately 2% of the world has Autism
>OP ponders why 98% of the world isn't like him.

I don't know why you're so much better than everyone OP

The brie crust scares the uninitiated

>>9134536
Wait you dont just eat the crust too?

>>9134547
You do, it scares people to eat.

>>9134547
>>9134913
it's safe to eat, but it's acceptable to cut it off if you dislike the taste

>>9134547
the crust is toxic, your supposed to scoop it out

>>9134984
Not sure if trolling

More for you my guy

>>9134987
http://www.goosemoose.com/rfc/index.php?topic=4092609.0

Is it true Americans have no cheese?

>>9134998
That is a link to a pet forum.

>>9135001
no

>>9134998
>humans are rats

>>9135004
>If it's made from mold and natural bacteria and what not, like a few sites say, I probably wouldn't feed it to any of my animals
so its clearly not safe for animals. mycotoxins

>>9135013
That is a personal opinion from an ignorant person.

>>9135013
Onions and grapes are deadly poison to dogs.
Do you avoid eating those too?

>>9135032
rats are literally humans. all our scientific testing comes from them.

>>9135041
this is true i heard it on cnn.

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>>9134998
>Our dog used to love it and it kept him from eating feces
wat

>>9134536
but we are initiated arent we?

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>>9135167
it's called rind

>>9135168
Crust (n) also known as rind, shell, case, sleeve, coquille, refers to the mold casing of certain cheeses.

>>9134984
All cheese is toxic tho

>>9134494
>full-flavored

take your shitty ammonia trash paste and eat it somewhere else

Right, like they'd actually serve high quality brie next to shit tier cheddar.

>>9134498
Exactly this. Did they have anything to pair it with besides crackers? Honey, balsamic reduction, or fruits?

FUCK YOU FAGS cheddar is good.

>>9136868
This. The sharper the better.

>>9135001
They have American cheese, it's processed garbage they put on cheese burgers.

>>9135157
I'm not American and I don't have a clue who this so called comedian is but I'm glad "trump broke her" and I enjoyed watching her cry. She should be jailed for what she did.

>>9136988
>She should be jailed for what she did.
This is the difference between you and Americans. In the US, we don't believe someone should be thrown in jail for saying something critical of the government.

>>9137282
>Saying
>Holding the decapitated head of your leader
Right ohh lefty.
Didn't 2 white kids just get locked up for 30 years for saying something racist.

>>9137329
You act as if it was his actual head.
I voted for Trump and I don't think she should be jailed. It's basic freedom of speech, something Europe consistently fails to grasp.

>Making some nice jalapeno jelly

Thanks for reminding me to pick up some nice cheese anon.

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>>9137411
There's also that Shakespeare in the park thing that tickled the right's 'tism, despite the fact that they did the exact same thing when Obama was in office.

>>9135327
>equating brie with ammonia trash paste
>being this much of a drama queen
oh kay

>>9134499
BERRIES AND CREAM

>>9134498

This, same things happens to me a lot, literally nobody else but me ever has any of the brie. I always just take the rest of it home afterwards. Sometimes I think they buy it just for me.

>>9137481
What happened to that cat?
Are those two IV lines?

>>9135255
is it not also call envelope or have i just been calling it the wrong thing all these years

>>9134494
>go to a company meeting
>there's a plate of nasty fucking President brie and suspicious "cheddar" from Wisconsin
>some weirdo is gorging himself on the President brie
>he glares at me smugly when I accidentally wrinkle my nose at the ''''food''''

I wonder if it was the same guy who thinks Starbucks is gourmet luxury hipster coffee

>>9134494
does brie taste like cheesecake because it looks like cheesecake

>>9138800
cringe

>>9138818
Yeah surely everyone else is the pleb, only you, a true gourmand, could appreciate the artisanal beauty of a finely crafted wheel of Walmart-tier pasteurized brie.

>>9138823
That was my first post in this thread

I was cringing at you embarrassing yourself

>>9138828
But that's the entire point of this squabble. Each of us thinks we're better than the other. Only one of us is right though ^_^

>>9134494
>eating cheese
cheese is terrible for you and brie is shit

>>9138841
hes cringing at your reddit-esque cry for (you)s with your shitty humor

>>9138858
>not eating cheese
negro detected

>>9135255
Except if you ever asked any fromager or affineur they'd immediately tell you it's rind and nothing else.

>>9138898
Downboated

>>9134962
not true, thats something only kids would do

>>9135157
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

>>9134494
>I was the only person who ate the brie

>go to meeting
>nice selection of cheeses
>pretentious asshole wearing knit cap eating the Brie
>nobody goes near the asshole or the Brie

>>9138796
Looks like it's recovering from anaestesia

>>9134494
because, jeremy, you asshat, you were scooping the damn stuff up with your long ass fingernails

>>9137411
>I voted for Trump
>>9136988
>I'm not American
both of you are fucking liars
>im actually black

>>9136868
Nothing at all wrong with a good well aged cheddar (preferably with lactate crystals). That doesn't negate a good Brie, or any other cheese, though.

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>>9134984
>Burgers are afraid of the crust on Brie

>>9140819
ey fuck you I'm from the American Midwest and I fucking guzzle that shit

>>9140947
we already know that midwesterners literally guzzle cheese

>brie

Ive never had this kind of cheese

>>9140990
It's a good entry level to nice soft cheese

>>9140998
any good?

>>9138811
No. It's really good though, even if you're a complete cheese pleb, so I heavily recommend it.

>american "soft cheese"
>all pasteurised shit

>>9141195
Depends on the quality of the brie. I tried some cheap brie and it just tasted like milk and smelled of chlorine. Legitimately made me sad.

>>9134494
fuck brie camembert masterrace