/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pollo a la Cream.

Tacos al carbon with hot chile and a plain tamal

Her sitting on my cock.

>>9175204
with flour tortillas of course

>Frequent an establishment
>go so often they know your face, name and routine

Me: Hey babe, there seems to be a problem. It looks like you're not on the menu! How about wego out back and correct this mistake?

Girl: >giggles

Me:>looks to the camera

Now that's what I call LEGEN..........................................................................................................WAIT FOR IT...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................DARY!!

>>9175195
The chip butty

coffee large light black and a head of lettuce

>>9175195
Um yeah I'll just have a swiss cheese sandwich on rye, that's R.-Y.-E. And another glass of water please

>>9175195
Literally happened to me yesterday... Except it was a latino dude not a hot blonde waitress.

Fajitas trio: salmon steak chicken

Black iced coffee
Orange juice
Eggs benedict

mmm

>>9175195
OJ, espresso, pain au chocolate, water.
Also happens to me, but instead of a hot blonde it's a woman in her 50's with big tits or a young guy. Depends on the day.

>go to local restaurant with my parents very often since I was about 12

>Would always get a grilled chicken sandwich because I was a picky kid

>Twelve years later the waitress who has worked there all that time still feigns surprise when I get something that isn't a grilled chicken sandwich

its kidna nice but also kinda annoying

>>9175195
>Implying I'm rich enough to eat out often enough to have a "usual"

>>9175587
The idea of living/working in the same place for 12+ years depresses the hell out of me.

>eating the same thing so many times that people come to expect it of you

How can anyone be so boring?

>>9175195
>going to one restaurant often enough to be recognized by staff
No thanks. Gotta get that variety in your life.

>>9175195
Give me chicken fried steak. Hash browns. And fuck it, I'm dying anyways, 4 lbs of butter

Gravy is obviously included

>>9175195
SPUGETTY

local sandwich shop knows I always call in half an Italian toasted with mayo and hot peppers, it's at the point I just have to call and say my name

>>9175195
I don't really have a usual. I like to try everything on the menu.

>>9175195
A cold beer and a warm blowjob.

>>9175226
What a shit show. How did it even survive 9 episodes??

>>9176481
Seasons..

>>9175598
better kill yourself within the next 12 years then

At the cafe I used to go to
>Stuffed blueberry french toast, side of carribou sausage, black coffee

>go to my neighborhood Tim Hortons
>usually get medium iced coffee
>the staff now rings it up the moment I walk up and gives me a smile
>can now never order anything else

>>9175195
Tuckshop lady arms, Gordon Ramsay chin, forehead bigger than an aircraft carrier, large man hands, fake tan and bleached hair.

Can I have another waitress please?

>>9179081
>wanting someone with high self-esteem
enjoy your blue balls, me and 6/10 there will be in the back

>>9175224

>>9175204

Is that real? Creamed chicken?

Half a club, no lettuce and no tomato

This is from a small grinder chain I go to which is 90% shit and 10% great, the club and the mushroom pizza being the 10%

>>9175195
>stop coming here and ordering blonde roast at 1 pm we stop making it at 11 am and I know you're fully aware of that

I want blonde roast though.

>>9176487
After years of dodging the show, because I'm just a fag hipster and cant stand enjoying what other people enjoy,
I decided to actually give it a try. First five seasons are actually pretty solid, the characters are likable and there are some
running gags that are funny. It has its corny parts but overall I give it 7/10. Last two seasons were trash btw

>>9175195
eggplant parm.
i like it from the local italian place because they cut it real thin and it looks like baked pussy lips

At a cozy Italian spot in my neighborhood, I usually get a double espresso and this salad:
>Arugula, goat cheese, prosciutto, fig-balsamic glaze dressing

I order this like 3x a week lol

Diner
> 2 eggs over easy
>sourdough toast, closer to bread
> x bacon
>hash browns
> 2 glasses of milk

Anywhere else
>reuben or pastrami
Or
>burger medium
> coleslaw
>water

>>9175195
PBR

>>9179167
Sounds like Scrubs

>>9175195
2 slices of cheese for here and an Italian sub with everything to go.

>>9175195
For me, it's the Zuppa Toscana.

Pint of the cheapest beer.

Bloody Mary and Irish nachos.

>>9182578
>irish nachos

these deserve there own thread.

>>9182584
Second that. I'd really like to see a pic or at least hear a description.

>>9175224
The threads about outdoor eateries on this board always confuse me. I was under the impression this place is for antisocial shut ins who, like me, haven't gone outside in 7 years.

>>9178367
That sounds really good. Where was that?

Chile relleno plate with green chile

>>9179122
Its more like Chicken with a Creamy Sauce

>>9183151
Local place in flyover central. It's barely open 4 hours a day now because the owners ran into some health problems.

>>9179147
>being this entitled
Boomers everyone.

>>9178834
Go through the drive thru dipshit

sopa de macaco please

>>9175195
Spaghetti with chicken, bacon, and broccoli and lemon butter sauce
See if you can guess what restaurant I work at. It's a US chain

>>9178834
Iktfb

One time I wanted something different from my usual but they already started making it by the time I got to the cashier so I just went along

>>9179167
>the characters are likable
Ted is the most unlikeable main character in sitcom history, then american pie chick turns into a massive cunt.

Gabbagooooooooooooolllllll

Hold the gravy.

>>9175226
He's gay in real life, just like yourself and your plebbit post.

I don't eat out often enough to have a usual. This woman is fishing for a big tip.

>>9175195
everyone knows that once they know you enough to know your habits, you have to stop going there.

>>9175195

I don't have a usual, though I have an establishment that knows me, gives us our preferred table, and brings us a pitcher of water without having to ask.

A pint of the strongest beer you have on tap and a poutine.

Mot to bun thit nuong, wit evree ting

God I miss living in Saigon