/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9220811
>internet explorer

>>9220811
Why did she go and fuck up her face

>toothsome

If I EVER heard someone utter this I'd do a 360 and walk straight the fuck away

>toothsome
The proper term is actually "al dente"

>>9221962
You'd walk right into them idiot

>>9221962
>>9222429
Math is hard

>>9222429

>spot the newfag

>>9220811
>tasty

>>9220811
>yummy

>homestyle

>mouthfeel
>hand-selected
>rustic
>locally sourced
>from scratch
>unctuous

>scrumdiddlyumptious
>yummarooskie
>muy delicioso
>____ is like crack

>just like mom used to make

>>9220811

>"let the flavors get to know each other"
>farm-to-table
>"i just gained 15 pounds by walking in here"
>"you gonna eat that all by yourself?"
>"i'm only 14"

>"a whole 'nother"

>mouthgasm
>rustic
>country-style
>home-style
>organic

these are all fucking stupid buzzwords and if you use these unironically you should kys you're self

>>9220811
>Served with foraged/harvested veggies
As if the employees went out and found them. And we all know that vegetables were harvested.

>>9220811
>Moist

That's like the word to describe a yeast infection not food.

>>9222940
only women dislike the word moist

>>9220811
>hubby's favorite

>Homemade
>It's in a plastic pouch

>>9222466
>>9222470
>>9222496
>>9222827
>>9222835
>homestyle
>mouthfeel
>hand-selected
>rustic
>locally sourced
>from scratch
>farm-to-table
>country-style
>organic
all of these have definitive meanings and actually can describe different dishes. A rustic egg dish brings a very specific image into most people's minds. Just an egg dish can be anything. Locally sourced, farm-to-table, organic, hand selected, all have definitions that point out the origin of ingredients. I'm not saying locally sourced and organic are better, simply that they aren't worse either. Mouthfeel is literally just the feeling of food in your mouth.

>>9224034

A lot of /ck/ hates anything that makes them feel lesser so they act like any food with a bit of effort or heritage is pretentious and unnecessary.
Not to say that these terms aren't abused by pretentious faggots every day. But like you said, sometimes something is actually organic, or made from scratch, or straight from a local farm.

>>9224034
t. Skye Featherchild

>>9220811
>Foodporn

>>9224056
I live in texas and try telling people you don't eat "locally sourced" food like those hippies in california. People pride themselves on raising their own animals and harvesting their own greens here. It's very much an American mindset to grow your own food and support the farmers of your community.

>>9224034

>definitive meanings

oh yeah? I don't believe you. go ahead and tell me exactly what "local" means. is it the same for the consumer? how about producers and supply chain? what does the government/USDA say that "local" means? is it the same definition that restaurants their customers use? is there a definition that all 50 states agree on?

go ahead; take a stab at it, buddy. I'm going down to the beach today but I'll expect an attempt at an answer in a few hours when I get back.

>>9224076
obviously you can make any word mean anything if you try hard enough, but if a restaurant describes their ingredients as locally sourced and they aren't just fucking lying to you, they get them either directly from a farm they have a partnership with or from a farmer's market that gets them from a farm that isn't in another fucking state or hundreds of miles away from your city. It implies that the ingredients weren't flash frozen for weeks, bruised on the drive over, and have no indication for time of season. For example, you can get locally sourced strawberries beginning of the season that are sweeter than anything you buy in the supermarket.

You might as well say "well Japanese can mean anything, is it Japanese influenced? Is it fusion? Are there just Japanese cooks? Is it really Japanese or is it like food that exists in Japan like Italian pasta?"

>>9224076
>>9224087
>the unfounded smugness of this post immediately blown the fuck out by the other anon

>>9224066
Its funny how people are really all the same type of bipedal asshole, but the media and political parties try to pit us against each other, just because most Texans are biggots and racists that want to spite people and are so greedy they don't want to help other people with medical costs if it means higher taxes while most Californians truly care enough about clean air and water and their fellow man that they are willing to pay a price for it in terms of regulation and tax dollars.

What is it about poor people raising their own animals that makes people disgusting human beings... What is it about rich hollyweirders that makes them so generous and kind.

Could the root problem be wealth disparity?

>>9224034
rofl

did you "hand-select" yourself to be a complete faggot?

i bet you did, faggot

>>9221954
She's white trash - look at her ridiculous abortion of a name, an ignorant amerikan takeoff on 'Michela' - the feminine form of 'Michele' (Italian for Michael).

>>9224002
>hubby's favorite

God, when I read this in reviews of recipes I always laugh. I imagine some 4chan btard trolling with that line. Just awful.

>Umami

>>9225858
This is the only one that I hate. If anyone asks what umami tastes like then they just describe it as savory. Why not just use savory instead? It's the only word that has to be described in another fucking language when "savory" is right there.

>owww my bones hurt a lot oww oof my booones

>>9225869
Anyone who says umami instead of savory is a pretentious faggot

>>9226059
There are all these retarded definition of umami and savory that seem to imply that savory means completely without sweetness while umami has 'hints' of sweetness or that savory is analogous for salty which is completely bullshit.

Just meat is the ultimate savory dish right? Well meat naturally has sugar and amino acids, it's literally what causes the outside to brown up. And you can marinade it in a very sweet mixture, but no one describes the final product as just "very umami", it's sweet and savory.

>>9224087
>>9224093

>samefagging a post 3 minutes later
>with an anime reaction image

(you) are human garbage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Local_food

>>9226314
>samefagging 3 minutes apart
how the fuck is that evidence of samefagging, anon you just didn't make any fucking sense and got decidedly beaten on your retarded argument

>>9224056
that's a good one, I'm going to have to remember it

>>9225869
>Why not just use savory instead?
Cos umami is a noun and savory is an adjective, pleb.

>freshly prepared
>indulgent
>pop
>succulent
>zesty
>to bring some freshness to it
>al a carte

>>9221962
>>9221976
>>9222429
>>9222433
>>9222441
Back to Plebbit you go!

>>9227907
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>9220811
>flavortown

>>9220811
>farm to table

>>9228114
>Twitter meme president
You definitely have to go back to Plebbit!

>gravy
>it's fucking tomato sauce

>>9220811
>>9221976

Toothsome is a better word than al dente, you pretentious inkhorning hipsters

>decadent
>rich
>zesty
>delicious
>mouthwatering
>comfort food

Tangy

>>9228278
>toothsome better than al dente

LMAO, no it isn't! "Toothsome" sounds like a word a slack mouthed, drooling troglodyte from the south or midwest would use. It also means "tasty" which has nothing to do with the texture of pasta which is what al dente references. Idiot.

>>9228350
Al dente means "to the tooth". If you're ashamed of speaking english, go and live in a latinate country, you fucking cuck

>>9224645
>If you don't like people taking your money you're greedy
Fucking socialists.

>>9228472
tooth·some
ˈto͞oTHsəm
adjective
(of food) temptingly tasty.
"a toothsome morsel"
synonyms: tasty, delicious, luscious, mouthwatering, delectable, succulent

al den·te
äl ˈdentā
adjective & adverb
(of food, typically pasta) cooked so as to be still firm when bitten.

Completely different meanings, drumpfcuck. I know you get frightened and start wailing whenever someone uses a foreign sounding word or phrase, but they are really quite harmless. I suppose you can pull out your popgun and shoot a dictionary if it makes you feel better, cuck.

>>9228904
>drumpfuck

I'm a british communist, cletus. I don't give a shit about your cesspool of a country. I'm not against using foreign words at all, but I won't knock someone for using the english equivalent.
Also
>enPR
What a fucking joke

>>9227904
What's wrong with al a carte?

>>9229120
It's a French phrase.
It intimidates the hick.
>muh 'fancy' food

>>9229038
>I'm a communist!

Oh you are even dumber then :^)

>>9222429
lurk ATLEAST 2 months before posting.

>>9229155
>you contradicted what I thought! Waaah you're a dummy

>jus

>>9228904
The problem is that drumpfcucks and hipsters alike use toothsome to mean al dente instead of delicious, and its fucking retarded even if used correctly because then you just sound like a precocious faggot. And not the fun type of faggot that is all like "fierce nugga!". I mean like the dick sucking kind that is all like "I can't even."

>>9229571
I agree with that image but I also feel that those people could take a powerful stance by quitting and not accepting jobs like that.
Of course, as long as the market is sated with illegals who will work for pennies that won't work either. Perhaps some manner of barrier is in order...

>>9223018
There are a lot of grills on /ck/

>>9224076
local means local, it means the food is sold to consumers where it was grown. any other use is purposefully misleading.

>>9220811
I've never heard or read "toothsome" unironically outside of A Confederacy of Dunces. How's your valve, OP?

>>9230401
>How's your valve, OP?

I'm bouncing on my bed even as we speak to try to open my pyloric valve which slammed shut at the very beginning of this thread. Boethius talked in great detail about renouncing that which was toothsome; I shall follow suit.

>>9223018
Bitch please, if cake doesn't have word moist in description my PMS isn't having any