/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no matter what big burger makes the lower bun soggy. If it cant be eaten by hand, lower bun will get soggy

>>9243254
>Post pictures of burgers.
Here's a good one.

>>9243315

>>9243315
>>9243323
Do Americans really shart in mart?

>>9243323
Do Americans really eat this?

>>9243254
>>9243258
>>9243267
>>9243272
>>9243275
shit

>>9243268
>>9243317
good

>>9243323

>>9243315
>>9243323
Why does this happen in burgerland?

>>9243386
It's just excess GMO HFCS being eliminated. Perfectly normal.

>this thread
>"burgers"

it's like you people forget that the burger is supposed to be comfort food made to be eaten by hand

all these monstrosities that you need like two or three times the size of a crocodiles mouth to even take a bite out of, disgusting

>>9243315
>>9243323
>ooohhh saaaayy cann youu shiiiitttt

>>9243317
Only burger so far that looks worth paying money for

>>9243254

>Guy Fieri tries to pick it up and put the whole thing in his mouth

>>9243254

>>9244080
>all overweight

>>9243254
That's just wasteful

>>9243254
Thats not a burger. Its a stack of meat patties and cheese with some kinda roll on top

>>9243354
Came here to post exactly this

>>9243254
Yknow what.

I hate shit like this.
I love cheeseburgers, but all this deco over practical food shit bugs me.
Just make a fucking sandwich you can fit all layers into your mouth.

>>9243564
Literally blame europeans and hipsters.
Even gordan "scrambled eggs" ramsay can't make a good edible burger to save his fucking life.
ITS STACKED TALL DAT MEANS ITS A DOPE BURGER XDDD

>>9243386
Are you saying that if i go to your country i wont find ANY trashy people? Not even 5 that i could take pictures of and pretend that it represents your whole country?

..faggot

>>9244169
check the one on the far right.

i know its like camo, but its still there.

>>9244201
I was interested until I read the ingredient list.
This shit is on par with people trying to make "upscale" tacos

>>9244208
>implying you wouldn't

>>9244198
He is overweight as well, just not as much as the others.

I had this a few days ago. They called it a "tostada burger".

It wasn't a patty, though. Isn't that a requirement for a burger?

>>9243258
this is somehow very sexual to me. almost phallic.

>>9243275
Sort of want

>>9244198
Why are you checking out a little boy, Anon?

>>9243386
They don't have bidets

Love it or leave it.

>>9245278
recipe?

>>9245278
This looks like a Taco pie. It's probably awesome.

>>9243272
Yum

>>9245289
>>9245278

My mom made this ~10 years ago for us, was pretty good and yeah it was called Taco pie. If you could find some way to give the tortillas some level of crisp that lasts it would be pretty legit.

BURGERS, BURGERS

IS ALL VE HAFF IN MIND

>>9243254
That bottom bun is fucked.

>>9244080
Why do americans look so weird/slightly retarded/inbred?

>>9245405
Foreign genes.

>>9243267
these are gay

what kind of bun can I get for burg that isn't mushy or sugary? regular ones have shit that doesn't belong in bread like soy and vinegar. I tried a pretzel bun today but it was too sweet.

>>9245405
Because they are?

>>9245468

>raw

>>9245468

>>9243386
they cant reach their arsecrack to wipe, quite sad really.

>>9244201
>Bone marrow and onion jam

Holy fuck, I had no idea I wanted that until now. Sounds delicious.

>>9244080
You think this family knows they're shamed on the internet?

>>9243254

>>9245468
this is the perfect ja/ck/ webm.

>that camera shake when he's putting all of his 600lbs on the knife
>that stale bun which takes the shape of his claw and cuts unevenly
>that juice dripping when he cold presses the fucker
>unmelted, weirdly round cheese
>uneven tomato slice
>patty is completely raw and cold inside to the point where the fat is intact

>>9243386
Something something freedom for all including literal drooling retards who shit themselves. I used to work for a private contractor taking care of them, bringing them to walmart, doing laundry, cleaning their houses. The smell is revolting but its average $15/hr (based on the clients medical needs, most was 45 because she had a birds anus) for what amounts to just doing laundry and cleaning a single (incredibly disgusting) room and sometimes a spongebath. Theres a percentage of americans with severe disabilities that would never be allowed outside of a caregivers sight anywhere else, the fact that all you have is them shitting themselves shows a lack of imagination and luck.

>>9243258
waste of a quality bun.

>>9246513
Your life is a waste of a quality vagina

>>9244201
I'd eat that i guess.

>>9246521
T. Donald Trump

>>9245949
I live in Springfield Illinois and we have an item called a horseshoe. It's an extra large burger of sorts, on large Texas toast, covered with French fries, covered in cheese sauce. It's heart disease in a meal. Much like this photo, but twice the size and the fries are between the burger and cheese sauce. The locals love them.

Had this last week on a business trip to Straya. The Kevin Bacon.

>>9246651
>Angry bun

>>9245949
>cheese poured onto flat wood board, covering table

>eat with bare hands covered in cheez jizz

What the fuck is this. It's a joke, right?

>>9243258
Wa-la

>>9243254

Fantastic thread.

>>9243254

>>9243254
is this a shawurger

>>9246292
That's a sandwich, though.

>>9243330
There's idiots and weird people just like everywhere else in the world. Sure, you can find a few pictures of them, but that's why pictures are taken. It's not normal. It's abhorrent. I hate that literally the 0.0001% of morons are generalized as being how "all America" is

>>9247560
It's unfortunate that almost all threads on /ck/ end up with autistic shitposting about how "all other countries but mine are bad"

>>9243275
I want to try this really bad

>>9243354
Fuck off no once cares about what you think.

>>9245949
No

>>9243386
People eating high-fat diets and taking those pills that don't allow their body to digest fat properly.
Means fat passes straight through and is harder for your body to hold in.

>>9245427

No, those are hamburgers.

>>9248612
I've always wanted to eat that

>>9243258

>>9245468
How long did he cook it for 15 seconds?

>>9249314
That's a big burger

>>9249314
>>9249344
Looks like IT WOULD BE VERY PAINFUL

This is pretty much how every single burger looks like in Norway. They taste much worse than they look. The meat is rubbery and has a ..strange taste. They are usually drowned in some thousand island look alike sauce. The bread is dry and the pickles are overwhelming. McD and BK are the same everywhere in the world so they are OK. There are a handful of burger joints where they serve excellent burgers though but 99% are like the one in the picture.

>>9243254

>>9244080
God this picture is so depressing

>>9245949
>>9245468
we need to GO BACK

>>9250727
I know that look anywhere
Thats the look of getting halfway through a red robin burger and then re-evaluating everything you've ever done up until that point

>>9243258
>>9243268
>>9243272
>>9245309
>9245309
>>9245949
>>9247203

how the fuck to people manage to eat these things?

>>9250714
Even in the US if the restraunt doesn't put it's burgers at the center stage then it will probably be a mediocre afterthought. Plenty of restraunts in the US sell burgers, but it's only worth it at an actual burger joint.

>>9251156
>restraunt

>>9250954
you're ordering the wrong RR burger AND you loaded up on their steak fries. that's where you gone and fucked up.

>>9244201
i'm totally stealing this and putting it on my restaurant's menu.

>>9249314
Ha

>>9244201
gay

>>9245949
americans are fascinating creatures

The best burgers are ones you can eat without unhinging your jaw and using a fork/knife unlike most of these dumb gimmick burgs.

>>9252565
It's from London: http://www.maxwells.co.uk/burgers/

>>9253222
Hey shut the fuck up asshole

>>9243254
>eating a burger that contains ingredients other than beef and bread

>>9245949

>>9249314
4U

>>9253222
It says on the front page their burgers are "American style"

>>9249322
5 seconds too long

One of my favourites.

>>9253553
Another from the same place. The same thing, but battered and deep fried bun and all.

>>9245952
>this is haute cuisine to britbongs

>>9245949
>get your hands all gunky and make a mess

how about no?

>>9253583

Oh say can you shaaaart
in the maaaart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q48K6IYf9kk

>>9245949
What a fucking meme

>>9245808
No they are a happy family

>>9245949
That """"cheese"""" looks like it tastes awful.

Stop eating burgers

Get a fucken works burger into ya

>>9255221
>egg on burger
get that shit out of my sight

>>9243258
No, too much
>>9243267
Yeah
>>9243268
Ok
>>9243272
I guess, fine
>>9243275
Yeah
>>9243317
?
>>9244201
Yes
>>9245122
Yeah
>>9245278
I would try just a little bit. Wouldn't want to eat a whole slice though.
>>9245309
Sure
>>9245468
Fuck this idiotic faggot
>>9245949
Absolutely not
>>9245952
No
>>9245953
If I was starving with no other options
>>9246292
Yes
>>9246651
Looks like it could be good but all this overflowing cheese is pissing me off with all of these burgers. Too much fucking cheese so many times.
>>9247013
Yes
>>9247203
Nah, but not because of the bun color.
>>9248612
Why not. Big kahuna.
>>9250714
Sure
>>9252490
I'd try it
>>9253553
Too much pleb cheese
>>9253583
Nah
>>9255221
Yeah okay

Place is ok. The food is waaaaay too salty.

>>9255627
That doesn't even look enjoyable

>>9249314
fukken saved

>>9243275
My local pub does this right now (a shitty chain pub). Is it actually worth trying?

I coulg absolutely murder a burger right now.

>>9245949
FUCKING MILLENNIALS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>9243275
i-is that the krabby patty... but with jellyfish jelly?

>>9253583
rate mine pham

>>9255830
Go for it!

Patty was a little much, but I didn't want to have any beef left over.

>>9243254

>>9243254
ive never had a burger, are they worth it

>>9256140
oh boy are you in for a wild ride

>>9256001
6/10 presentation
Needs a larger ratio of cheese-to-patty
Patty doesnt have a sear, you need to cook it on higher heat next time

>>9255328
Shit post

>>9249345
You're a big guy

>>9247560
But there's so many pictures, they all localise in Wal-Mart/ Target exclusively.

>>9255932
I swear to god, it's one guy behind all of these retarded posts

>>9253443
You can't just false flag some bullshit and then say some other country owns that mistake. It's like if a dude in the UK sharted is pants at Tesco and said "This is America's fault"

>>9255328
Nobody cares about your shit opinion.

I dedicate this glorious picture of burgers to the fatty nurse that I saw a week ago that called me a vegetarian based on how I looked. Go fuck yourself lady and I hope your back hurts every time you get up.

I know everyone will think I'm an idiot but I eat burgers with a knife and fork. Some are just too big and messy to eat with your hand, and you end up eating them too quickly because you don't want it to collapse...

>>9244080

>5 apple products
>4 starbucks products
>3 overweight
>2 children wishing they were at home playing minecraft and jilling to pewdiepie videos
>1 baby overdosing on late stage capitalism

>>9257111
Hahahaha the kid looks so much like he wants to be playing Minecraft

My absolute favorite burger and voted best in the state. The whole farm burger at the Greentruck Pub in Savannah GA

>>9245405
They look Anglo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2m9Tuytq1Y

>>9243564
This. If it doesn't look comfortable to hold in my hands, it's automatically a shit burger.

>>9257111
Holy kek, you nailed it!

>>9245952
This would be cool if it had 9 or 8 less layers.

>>9244080

>"if you step over here we can look at frames for your wife and so-"
>"Nah I'll just take three of these"

>>9257206
>he probably got them the same lenses too

>>9243254

>>9257206
Fucking kek

>>9254686
>waaah my hands got messy ew so grooooss i need a napkin
What are you autistic? Man the fuck up

>>9245468
>>9245952
Burger here, only burgers in this thread that I wouldn't eat.

>>9252490
Yo you from LI?

>>9244080
Is that kid holding a trapper keeper? I haven't seen one of those since 1995

>>9243254
Is this a new humane way of executing American prisoners?

>>9243386
its what george washindon died for

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haha get it

>>9255965

bread / 10

>>9256001

what did you fucking microwave that meat? it's fucking gray with no seared marks.

and that cheese is so thin it is nearly transparent.

i hope you enjoyed your cuckburger, i would have thrown it away.

>>9256001
Please cook the meat a bit more. I don't want you to get E. Coli, anon.

>>9256037
>sliced bread

Die, you filthy fucking abomination.

>>9258288
"sliced bread" or toast as i like to call it is literally part of the original "burger"

>>9243308
Toasted buns.
Cheese under the burger/on the heel.

Juice rolls off the cheese instead of into the bun.

You're Welcome.

>>9250961
Git out and stay out yuropoor

>>9255629
They sell that one at Applebee's here.

>>9252490
I was able to go to all american once. I had 4 knishes, they were delicious

>>9243258

>>9246651
woooow what is the loaf????

its looking very delicious

>>9255626
looks like a fake-ass innout

>>9249109
it looks like a McDonalds

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/04/muslim-family-says-mcdonalds-intentionally-served-them-bacon-14-mcchicken-sandwiches/539319001/

>>9256312
UU
UU

>>9243275
Is that mustard or a half-rotten egg?

>>9250954
you could probably finish the burger if your Proficiency were higher...

>>9245413
>Foreign genes.

I dont think you know what inbred means.

>>9262265
its peanutbutter look at file name

>>9263165
boondocks/10

>>9245468
That's...that's not okay at all

>>9245953
I'd eat one any day. It isn't anything special, but it's readily available.

>>9263165
this is way America cant have nice things

>>9243315
I have tried speaking to these people and they immediately start sweating and scream at me. Most of them say "Mind yer own business!" and then start swinging. I only do my shopping at around 3 to 4 a.m. when all of these people are asleep, like their doctors told them to be.

>>9247203
this got recalled for giving people blue and green diarrhea

>>9243315

Nice pictures of Yuros buddy!

>>9258288
Its toast becsuse the buns are grilled cheese, you tard. Its be hard to make grilled cheese with four hamburger buns

>>9245468

I CAN HEAR THEM EMAILS COMIN'

>>9243258
>>9243254
>>9245309
>>9245949
>>9253583
>>9255626

>>9257132

that looks like shit

>>9246243
>>unmelted, weirdly round cheese
Wait, that's CHEESE? I thought it was an egg.

>>9244201
>gruyère de comté

wait... what ?

>>9257835
it's an iPad(TM)

>>9264063
>Comté (or Gruyère de Comté) (French pronunciation: [kɔ̃.te]) is a French cheese made from unpasteurized cow's milk in the Franche-Comté region of eastern France. Comté has the highest production of all French AOC cheeses, around 64,000 tonnes annually.[1]

>The cheese is made in flat discs, each between 40 cm (16 in) and 70 cm (28 in) in diameter, and around 10 cm (4 in) in height. Each disc weighs up to 50 kg (110 lb) with an FDM around 45%. The rind is usually a dusty-brown colour, and the internal pâte is a pale creamy yellow. The texture is relatively hard and flexible, and the taste is strong and slightly sweet.

>>9245468
>cutting a burger on a plate on a cutting board
Do Americans really do this?

>>9263998
You look like shit

>>9244080
>when you realize there's another one taking the picture on another Apple product

>>9243254
That's not a burger, that's an abomination.

>>9253553
Although that looks a bit lousy it actually seems like it would be really nice idk.
>>9253583
That is a fucking heart stopping shit fuck of a disgusting construction paris.

>>9243272
>Pasta on a burger
The world will truly rejoice when king John erm figures out how to miniaturise his warheads.

>>9263497
Are you from england too? Battered burger, chips and pickled onions. Again something else that looks lousy but I'd enjoy it

>>9244192
Check out this guy, he's crying.

>>9264514
>king John erm
Retard.

>>9264531
But anon-kun, so are you!

>>9264531
It would appear that the retard is yourself.

>>9264571
Oh that look in her eyes when she's concentrating as hard as she can on the paycheck

>>9243386
Because their arms aren't long enough to fully wipe their ass.

If they are able to fully wipe their ass, it doesn't matter, because their diet causes Anal Leakage.

Sourge, I'm a fat amerifat w/ a bad diet who goes to the bathroom every 30 minutes to wipe my ass to make sure I don't end up in a pic on one of these threads.

I never reuse my underwear and buy a pack of 9 every week

If yall have any more questions to get into the mindset and thinking of a fat amerilard, ask away

>>9263220
That's the Squeeze Inn right? I grew up in Sacramento but I never went to that place, is it worth it?

>>9264948
yes and yes its good only been once my self but really want to go again

>>9247203
ok where is this from?

>>9255965
oh burger pie
or is it burger wellington?

>>9264978
Burger King, at one point they did it as a seasonal item for Haloween but I'm not sure when exactly though or if it's coming back this Haloween. Also, be warned that it does make you shit green.

>>9265286
>Also, be warned that it does make you shit green.
spoopy! :O

>>9257602
Wait... is this that place near the Target in CI?

>>9264571
How empowering!

>>9245952
is this what brits eat??

>>9243254
fuck you dirty greasy op faggot

>>9255630
there ya go

>>9266621
Now that looks fuggin tasty

>>9266915
If this was served in a flatcap, instant 10/10

>>9264063
Typical "foodie" faggot trick. Take a language with lots of gay accent marks, use it out of context with an audience that clearly does not understand any of it. They will be so impressed with the extremely exotic culture of it all, they will pay ridiculous prices and post on Instagram how international they are.
Works every time.
The more accent marks, the better it tastes!

>>9243254
> what's the fucking point of this?

>>9243258
conceptually the flavors work, the architecture does not

>>9243267
Finally, something you can eat.

>>9243268
I'm down with this

>>9243272
no

>>9243275
pb&j burger? idk, i might

>>9243317
sure

>>9244201
i hated this until i saw bone marrow. it is probably still too overthought though.

>>9245122
MODS

>>9245309
but how do you eat it/what's the point? RIP whatever cow made that.

>>9245468
well played and gtfo

>>9245949
y tho

>>9246651
I might be into it if it wasnt so extra. i would rather watch someone try to eat this in public than eat it myself

>>9247013
why not

>>9247203
arugula? and black bun? 2 edgy for me.

>>9248612
better than half of the burgers posted

>>9252490
again, better looking than most

>>9253553
yes

>>9253583
y tho

>>9255221
but this tastes fucking amazing

>>9255626
if i hate myself enough that day

>>9255627
this shit pisses me off

>>9255630
i like the pork belly but i am simulating how i would compress and eat the burger and I am getting upset.

>>9256001
may god have mercy on your soul

>>9263165
whatever why not

>>9263825
you could have a better tasting burger with just 1 of those patties. i hate you. i hate you all

>>9266883
fuckthisimout

>all of these meatball burgers taller than the burj FUCKING dubai

fuck off with this shit, it's impossible to eat without making your shirt look like you picked it up off the ground in Sudan

>>9267064
You must be either a literal retard or a kid if you can't eat a fucking burger without getting your hands and even fucking clothes dirty.
Also
>burj dubai

>>9247560
t.shartinmart ameriburger

>>9266915

Really with the peas?

They ruin just about everything they're in

The best chicken pot pie is one without celery or peas

>>9267029
>replying to every burger in a single post

>>9245309
That's just a kebab, anon.

>>9247203
>arugula
>black bun
>fries served in a basket and look barely cooked
>everything on a cutting board

Fuckin' hipsters...

>>9258376

you're right! first ever hamburgers were made in an iron griddle contraption with sliced bread.

so awesome.

https://vimeo.com/28030554

>>9246724
Don't you eat out much man? Jamie Oliver is a fucking genius and sold millenial restaurateurs offcuts of wood and roofing tiles as modern plates for $50 a pop, and they've gone insane with it

>>9256001

Next time make two slightly flatter patties so they cook properly.

>>9267029
Nobody cares what you think you fucking autismo

>>9243371
This coming from the man whose country has designated shitting streets

>>9267114
Do not respond to shitposters

Stacked flat patties>thick patties.

>>9267114
>not knowing the name of the tallest building in the world

>Cook up burger
>Realize I don't have any buns or lettuce
>Fuck it
>Put it on two tortilla slices

It was okay but I feel like I did something very sinful.

>>9270311
>not just chopping the burger into strips and making a wrap with it

>>9271116
I wanna stick my tongue in that

>Over sixty percent of ground beef in the USA contains pink slime.
Ground beef is not what it used to be.

>>9271116
>>9271123
>>9271128
Your time is limited, vegan. Once lab-grown meat is available there will be no point in not eating meat anymore.

>"Hey boss there is an abnormal growth in this beef!"

"Oh just grind it up and make burgers with it."

>>9271136
https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/substances/aflatoxins

>"Hey boss there is a toxin in this peanut butter that causes cancer!"

"Oh that's fine because it's vegan cancer."

>>9271135
We get it meat eater.... Nobody will stop you from deep throating warm salty meat every day until you die young like the fagots you have so much in common with.

>>9271128
>70% of beef contains pink slime
Wrong.
http://time.com/5978/one-year-later-the-makers-of-pink-slime-are-hanging-on-and-fighting-back/
It's estimated that maybe 5% actually contains that kind of filler product, and the "70%" figure was never given full credibility, the media just ran nuts with it.

>>9271140
Vegans buy organic more often than carnivores. Almost every single health food store is loaded to the gills with organic, local, and fresh foods.....

I eat strictly organic and have for the last five years. You just don't know what you're missin'.

>>9271148
So if I get organic, local, and fresh beef it's okay.

>>9271148
Vegans are also malnourished and uneducated, refusing to stop and think about any of the deluded shit they scream at the top of their lungs, choosing instead to repost inaccurate scare-tactic infographics over and over.

>>9271168
Says the fat, uneducated, Americunt every single time. It's like clock work. You faggots never learn....

>>9271204
Been a vegetarian for 6 years.
Vegans are fucking loons.

made burgers out of a bunch of old stuff i had in my freezer that i then mixed with the superburger spice mix and ground beef and pork

turned out surprisingly delicious

>>9249344
for you

>>9243258
This is why the Europeans make fun of us.

>>9256140
>There are people in this world who have never had a burger

>>9271276
Best looking one in the whole fucking thread

>>9264876
Why don't you just wash your underwear?

>>9244080
I bet these fat fucks are self described socialists too.

>>9243386
high fat, lots oil+sugar, BUFFALO sauce, 3x a day with coffee and your bowl control is officially gone.

>>9268675
we used those wooden board in my old restaurant, they get about a month through the dishwasher before the planks come apart.

>>9267847
it's a 4chins meme

>>9245953
In the UK they call this a Hamburger Royale because of the metric system.

>>9271141
Is that reviewbrah at age 60?

>>9273129
lmao

Does McDonald USA serve a new burger each month? Picture is of this months special. Best McD burger i have had in my life ...so far :)

>>9273416
>Norway
>expensive as fuck McDicks

No wonder they're able to have "higher quality" burgers

I had this nice fried chicken burger in Moscow last week

>>9273436
Hope the US economy improves enough for the nation to regain its first world status.

>>9273497
Where is the vodka bottle.

>>9272744
Okay but why would you do this when you could just have two burgers?

What do you like to put on your homemade burgers that you're sure you're the only one doing it?

For me it's honey BBQ sauce

>>9273742
Nope not alone. Love that shit too. My favorite though is something I'm almost positive I do. When I make my own sauce I use dark chocolate and molasses instead of honey for the sweetener. Not a ton. You want it subtle. But you can really ramp up the heat and it's offset nicely by the sweet of the molasses and bitter of the chocolate. You want to use this sauce on a thick hearty patty cooked medium, thick smokehouse bacon, bleu cheese, caramelized Vidalia onions, bread and butter pickles, tomato, and mayonnaise. And buttered bun toasted on the grill.

>>9274160
*Positive ONLY I do

>>9273742
Ice cream and waffles.

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