/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Tacos al carbon and an iced tea. Thanks

>>9257431
Brandy Old Fashioned, Sour.

Gin and tonic, then get lost

>>9257431
milk please

>>9257431
Bear, neat, with a lemon twist.

A dry reisling, slate/mineral on the palette.

cum

>>9257431
Have you got any jobs going?

>>9257431
Whiskey on the rocks w/ water
shrimp cocktail as an appetizer
Main: New York Strip (Med.) w/ fries
(move to drink beer w/ the steak)
Dessert: Black Forest cake
(and a glass of Sherri to wash it down)
p.s. don't drive home.

I think I'll try one of those mezcals in the background....

>>9257431
Gimme an old fashioned

Vodka and tonic.

>point and wave at a crowded table in the corner
7 Long Islands for me and my buddies.
>drink them all alone while masturbating to pictures of my ex in the bar bathroom

>>9257431
your cheapest scotch sir

these threads are so fucking reddit

>>9257514
How would you know?

>>9257514
I respect your opinion, even if I disagree with the message, good sir.

>>9257514
only a redditor would know if a thread looked like reddit or not.

I wouldn't know because i've never been to reddit.

>>9257431
Tom Collins.

>>9257439
>>9257443
>>9257500
>>9257530
I like your taste, coming right up

>>9257433
>>9257444
Not drinkers eh?

>>9257456
Kim Crawford good?

>>9257445
>>9257470
Get the fuck out

>>9257541

>>9257541
>Not drinkers eh?
I was professional for nearly a decade, which is why I have retired

I've noticed it's become a trend for bartenders to make martinis with no vermouth, and for drinkers to order them with vodka instead of gin. What's the reason/point of this? At that point aren't you just drinking a cold shot of vodka or gin at that point? Why even order a martini?

>>9257514
STFU nigger kike faggot!

Better now?

lime daiquiri, please, and easy on the sugar

>>9257541
>this desperate for conversation and acknowledgement
nice reddit post

>>9257638
>this desperate for an argument
nice 4chan post

>>9257654
>this assblasted by a response
nice reddit post

>>9257569
>trend for bartenders to make martinis with no vermouth
wat
Granted, I like very little vermouth in a martini, but it is an absolutely essential ingredient to the most perfect cocktail on planet earth. Also, vodka martini has been a thing for decades; doesn't mean it's right.

>>9257431
Water.

>>9257654
you would be mass down voting across multiple accounts if you could. these threads are so fucking lame.

>HEY GUYS RUNNIN TO THE STORE CAN I GETCHA SOMETHIN?

>>9257431
peach schnapps, just bring the bottle.

>>9257674
Why do you hate fun anon? Would a fucking McChicken thread be better you think?

>>9257663
Yeah, just last week I ordered one and after a couple sips realized it was nothing but chilled gin. I've heard of bartenders doing stupid shit like waving a bottle of vermouth over the glass or bowing in the direction of Italy too. I mean vermouth on its own isn't very good but a martini without it would be like an old fashioned with no bitters

>>9257431
>going to bar
>buying over priced drinks when you can just get a couple of bottles
ISHYGDDT

I'll take a whiskey. Neat.

Best giv me a dark and stormy gov'na befere yee catch a betin to ya fayyce!

>>9257663
>>9257569

IMO as a bartender the definition of a martini has changed so much that I don't waste time trying to define the "proper" martini.Vermouth or no

I attempt to get my guests to be as specific as possible, if they fail to do that then they get something more traditional.

Dale Degroff says the proper martini is the one the drinker wants.

>>9257718
I paid $10 for one of those the other day