/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This board is not your support/bragging group. Grow up.

>>9348242
Thanks for the quick rundown, you can go

>>9348242
these threads are still around, anon.

how much can you drink?

if you havent jacked off while withdrawaling, you haven't lived

Is anyone else here cozy drunk right now? Currently in bed next to my insanely hard sleeping gf under a big ol' comforter watching The Assasination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford on my 55" tv. Bedside Smirnoff, no need to move. Tomorrow will be another day of fresh hell, but in this moment I'm pretty contented.

>>9348578
I'm so constantly shithoused/impulsive that pretty rare that I actually get to cozy up instead of just staggering in and flopping onto my bed, that's the only reason I mention it.
I hope another one of you is cozy, too.

I quite like the taste of gin, but it fucks with my digestive system and I get flashbacks of being at my ex's boss's house in London for a party and discovering his """boyfriend""" was a 13 year old Brazilian immigrant he was keeping as a slave

Is everyone asleep, or does this thread just blow?

>>9348821
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503677967914.webm

i'm having some spritz, an italian cocktail made with aperol, prosecco and sparkling water.
going to drink all of it while smoking shitons of joints and watching cooking shows until I pass out, and you?

>>9348832
Surprisingly relevant.

>>9348841
I am drinking vodka and chasing with ice water, still watching my 2&1/2 hour long movie. Extra cozy right now but might go chef it up in my kitchen. I'm that special drunk as hell 4am hungry.

>>9348853
i hope you have good stuff to cook

I had a terrible start to the night. I've been playing CS with my online friend and some of his friends lately. One of them is a girl. The other night, I suggested in DMs, after her and I were bantering and talking all night directly, that we be snapchat friends. We chat a lot here and there. Tonight, her and all the guys played without me. I panicked a little. Turned out they started playing without me because I wasn't home, and was out at band practice, and getting dinner. They invited me, and she sent me direct personal invites to later personal games in stuff.

I really hope I can make this work. She lives about 3 hours away. She's incredibly cute, skinny, and is so awesome. She's also really traditional feeling. She doesn't drink, and hates the idea of drugs. She's going to school to be a veterinarian. She's so awesome. Wish me luck, senpai.

>>9348866
Oh fuck yeah, I'm thinking stir fry. I've got a wok, bell peppers, onions, broccoli, and chicken. W/ chili paste, garlic, and teriyaki sauce, too. Plus nothing beats opening my side door for ventilation (screened) and drinking an ice cold beer while I slave over the stove.

>>9348882
I wish you luck, hopefully a straight edge grill like that might motivate you to abandon this lifestyle, homie. I wish I could think of a good way for you to inch in and cook her a meal, but all I've got is "hey can I check out your gaming rig?"
Think of something better than that...

>>9348890
I'm about to body six shots of vodka, smoke half a cigarette, and do this shit up. I'm glad this thread picked up a little bit.
Also fuck captchas goddamn

>>9348641
Wat

>wake up
>feet shake when i walk or stand up
pls be dehydration and not withdrawals

>>9348905
Her boss had really fancy gin and I got drunk as fuck on it, so I associate gin with that day now

>>9348841
Also, what cooking shows are ya watching?

>>9348909
Yeaaaah... Nobody was confused about the gin part, dude.

>>9348911
Not that anon but I like Fuck That's Delicious, Action Bronson seems pretty full of himself and I don't really care for his music but he's an interesting character to watch and all the food on the show looks so good.

Dead Set on Life and Keep It Canada with Matty Matheson are pretty good too but can be a bit hit or miss. Same with Anthony Bourdain

>>9348897
We've already exchanged movies we want each other to watch. I just, maybe mistakenly, sent her a snap, elaborating that the other day when I said "If you think that's ugly, I'll tell you, you're not ugly", meant that I think she's really cute. I'm really hoping to at least get to a position where us being together physically to watch a few movies and see where it goes would work, because I'm going to be visiting a good friend of mine and his wife who live like 30 minutes from her soon.

>>9348915
Well he and his sister were here illegally, so he let them live with him and took care of them in exchange for the brother being his boyfriend.

The sister was like 17 and was fucking gorgeous. Like, she should have been modelling.

Heard. If you can get up the nerve to actually set the tone and ask her out, Baby Driver is phenomenal and won't be in theaters for much longer. That's your one way ticket to titty city. Otherwise, keep at it and don't sperg out. Dinner and a movie in is always a good move, plus you living 3 hours away isn't a bad segway to spending the night. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you two?
Hookup brain says it's a damned shame she doesn't drink, but wife-it-up brain thinks that that's really for the best.

>>9348947
That's fucked.
Switch to vodka.

>>9348938
>>9348952
Forgot to actually reply, fug.

>>9348952
>>9348957
I'm 23, she's 20. Without her and I getting moving very seriously (i.e. almost sexting) on snapchat, I'm going to just break to her "hey, I'm coming to visit my buddy on weekend x of september (that's being planned separately), why don't I stop by and we could hang out for a couple days, too?"

>>9348281
You could try moving to the Netherlands.

>>9348242
This isn't your board, set up a filter if /alc/ triggers you.

>>9348882
Please don't be plastered when you see her IRL.
Daily drinker? If so, get sober before meeting her. You don't want her to see you withdrawing.

>>9348958
>>9348958
Right on. You seem a lot more socially adept than most of the people on this site. I think you'll do very well for yourself, desu. I agree with other anon, maybe taper down before meeting her if you're truly here for al/ck/ purposes, how much do you drink daily/weekly?

>>9348960
Thanks for joining in. What time is it where you're at/ whatcha drinking/ whatcha planning on cooking for your next meal?

>>9348960
I won't be. She's talked to me drunk, sober, and places inbetween. If I do meet up with her for us to spend time together, I may have a couple beers (in front of her, not nipped on the side, so actually watched and counted), to soothe my nerves, but otherwise, no, not getting plastered. A few beers, honestly, have been required to keep my nerves off edge, at the *start* of the night, the only dozen times I've been with a woman sexually.

https://youtu.be/QNAU3I93cWI

>>9348968
11:50 am
Water, I've been dry for months now. Used to drink a bottle of vodka daily.
Idk, probably leftovers.

>>9348970
Good.
I wish you the best Anon.

withdrawal is killing me man, I can't eat, water bearly stays down, my face is on fire, and I'm still twitching from the shakes every once in awhile. I don't know why I keep doing this, at least I stopped hearing music that's not playing... and the fact that I dreamed that there was a naked dude having a seizure in my floor makes me not want to sleep ever again. fuck.

-gin blossoms in the motherboard guy

>>9349048
Clean your laptop's fan or buy a silent computer fan.
It's possible you had a seizure while being close enough to death to see yourself from outside your body.
Think about it next time you want to drink, these things only worsen each time.

This is gonna be gross

>>9349083
(In most countries) you can only get put in a hospital without your consent if you're a danger to yourself or others.
A possible course of action would be to get hospitalised yourself, so you can quit when you want.

How bad is your alcoholism?

>>9348575
>fap during light WDs
>because what the fuck else is there to do
>orgasm feels like hitting amyl nitrite poppers
The big downside is you also think, "Oh shit, I'm going to have a goddamn heart attack and they're going to know I literally jerked myself off to death."

Down from 281lbs to 265lbs after a week of being sober. Makes me wonder if I was wasting money on food that could've been spent on alcohol instead.

>>9349093
Are you blind or dead yet?

>>9348575
I only drink once a week but I feel horny as fuck when I'm hung over. I don't fap all week then I have like 7 wanks in one day.

>>9349199
It's too gross. Gave up. Sober night for me

>>9349160
Beer or liquor?

Liquor doesn't usually make me hold water

>>9349244
Beer, Ale, Stouts. I knew a place where I could get 500ml bottles of SN's double stout for 95p so I'd binge the fuck out of them.

I don't have a drinking problem, I have a quality of life problem; the quality of my life is made of misery and loneliness.

>Bought 2 litres of shitty Glen's vodka yesterday
>Usually drink cheap ass gut rot white cider
>Comfy watching dexter
>Woke up outside neighbours house with my key in their door
>wtf.exe
>Find bag of weed in pocket
>I don't even smoke weed
>where the fucks my vodka?
>Stumble home and start drinking cider

Happy days.

>>9349333
Nice. I wanna try weed but I don't have friends.

>tfw lost my job an hour and half ago
>just bought a newish C63 AMG 17 months ago
>bank will surely take it now
>probably going to die anyway in the next couple years


I just had a long conversation about the meaning of life with my elderly mother and bless her heart even she thinks there is meaning to life other then procreation lol


Getting full on dickered today lads

>>9349345
After years of smoking it as a teen I stopped then tried it about a year later and it turned on me. Kicked off my anxiety so I turned too drink. Now I'm just a fellow al/ck.

You don't need friends you need a dealer that sells weed.

some teh p3nguin of doom for me right now
pic not mine

Thread theme song

https://youtu.be/3alt200On7g

>>9349325
>>9349350

>>9349325
Does alcohol helps?

Anyone else really itchy all the time? I think my gut bacteria are all outta whack. Yeast

>>9349427
No?

Only when I take opiates when I'm drinking

>>9349427
Your rum is cut with opium, mate.

>>9349443
>>9349459
I think it's from a pre existing yeast overgrowth following excessive antibiotic use. The booze feeds the overgrown yeast in my system.

>>9349461
Take a shower lad.

>>9349461
Eat sauerkraut and yogurts, the kind with bacteria still alive in them.

How the fuck do people get drunk off beer?

6 pack in 2 hours and I'm not even buzzed

>>9349743
low tolerance

>>9348980
love when Alex and Roger team up
>the 2016 RNC will never happen again

>>9349743
>6 pack in 2 hours and I'm not even buzzed
Your tolerance is exceptional. Us British alcoholics tend not to get like that, since we don't usually drink vodka like water. We dilute it with coke or water at the very least.

>>9349883
I drink about a liter of gin a night. 8 beers and 25cl in now and starting to feel it

>>9349900
I'd say that's about double what most people drink when they want to get really drunk. That amount would have most people waking up covered in piss and vomit with no recollection of the previous night.

Why does time go fast when you're a bit drunk but when you're really drunk a few minutes seems like an hour.

>>9349918
I'm guessing something to do with the onset of the stimulating/sedating effects. Same reason a couple of beers relaxes you, but being plastered makes you chat shit for hours and want to do stuff.

>>9349915
Welp guess I belong here then

>>9349883
I have to take my shots in twos now because my tolerance is so fucked that drinking one is just a waste. I usually just use a regular cup as a shot glass and pour as much as I can fit in my mouth and use water as chaser. It works, but getting drunk is legitimately an effort nowadays. I'm super jealous of the "whoops I accidentally drank to much tipsy lol" people.

>Raining outside
>Had to get booze from store
I think it's the first time in months water has touched my skin

>>9349976
Being a drunk is no excuse for not bathing

>>9349976
I think it's rsining everywhere today. Cats and dogs here

>>9349982
Not in London

>>9349980
I don't mind, and I don't even smell it myself

Post snap and lets be friends

Holy shit i can't get drunk enough to fall asleep

>>9349956
>>9349900
I don't envy you guys. I consider myself a heavy drinker, I get drunk far too often (several times a week) and don't stop drinking until I'm asleep. I often drink all day following a night of heavy drinking (but generally only the one day). And yet I'm feeling something right now, after one pint of cider. I don't know if you would call it a buzz, but I definitely feel relaxed and warm.

I'm willing to guess your tolerance is only high because you drink straight spirits. Just stop doing that. I've been drinking in excess for years, I went through a period of a year where I'd go on benders of a week or more, drunk 24/7, and my tolerance doesn't seem to have increased much at all.

>>9350131
It's pain. I'm drinking doubles every 20 mins atm and staying level

Welp, ended up drinking alone for a week straight again and vomiting my guts out and now I'm afraid to sleep.

Guess it's the sober life again for me, this shit's horrible. Then again being sober is fucking boring. I hate my life.

>>9350158
I am right there with you, my dude. I just have to keep taking them to maintain, I don't even get drunk. I just do it to keep from feeling ill. Gotta maintain.

>>9348575
Its the weirdest phenomenon. Super horny then.

currenntly getting comfy with the cheapest german beer i could find. Feels good man. But nothing beats yesterdays evening-sixpacks with an old mate from school. Who semi-responsible /alk/ie here?

>>9349093
Ouzo is the worst. Last resort of the last resort. Id rather drink southern comfort infused with bacon fat and corn syrup

>>9350198
Weeklong benders are hell to come down from. Rip bro.

Boys I had a long weekend booked off and was just gonna binge all of it but got called Friday morning I need to cover all fucking weekend. I mean future me will be happy that I earned an extra bit of cash and didn't spend 60 quid over this weekend on vodka but rn I feel like I just want to quit and go home, drink and watch some lotr.

Fucking hell

>>9350391
Imo, ouzo is good for just downing,and flushing afterwards. All the local greek restaurants give you a free shot of that before and after the meal and its a good way to start and end a good meal desu

>>9350404
keep going, you can do it! More money for the al/ck/, remember that

>>9350405
I see...

>>9350404
Thats what we in the business call a trigger. Something upsets you and your first reaction is to drink. Do the right thing and do your job. Plenty of other times to drink.

>>9349743
I usually fill a quarter of a 250ml glass up with vodka and fill the rest with coke or orange juice, then just slam it and chase with a mouth full of orange or coke.

I bought 8 cans of Carling one night just to try and chill out on the vodka, all I got was a headache and a bloated feeling after drinking them all in 3 hours to try and get a buzz. Ended up just making myself sick so I didn't have to feel bloated. Pretty sure I would have gotten a better buzz just drinking water.

>>9349986
Everyone else can senpai. Try and get a good shower mate

can feel that im like one sip away from being sick but i need to drink the rest of this drink so i dont want to kill myself
wat do

>>9350424
If I go outside I have more pressing concerns then making people smell me, for example, finding money to buy alcohol, and then buying it

>>9350457
How do you find cash to buy alcohol?

How do I know if I'm an alcoholic? I feel like I've been drinking too much, but I don't really want to stop, either.

>>9350473
Alcoholic = alcohol addict

Think of it like any other drug. Do you NEED to drink otherwise you can't function normally?

>>9350473
Go a week without booze.
If that's a challenge, you're an alcoholic.
If you can't, you're absolutely an alcoholic.

>>9350470
There's cash everywhere outside, people have it, buildings have it somewhere inside, sometimes it's on the ground, sometimes you find a guy dumped in the river who just happens to not have been robbed before he got stabbed or something
What I'm trying to say is that it's really fucking easy to find like 20 bucks to get alcohol for the day

>>9349333
Neighbors unaware?

>>9350515
Mate where do you live that you find stabbed peope in rivers on the regular?

t. Sheltered german in low crime region

>>9350534
I live right next to the river at the place where they sometimes end up flowing, this river is fucking full of dead bodies, if I'm up early at near like 4am I sometimes do sweeps to see if any has floated here and then I check the pockets and maybe call the cops

>>9350544
so do you live in an area of gang violence or where do these dead bodies come from?
This really shocks me, this stuff doesnt happen at all here in germany, thats so weird to hear something like that...

>>9350550
Oh no, my area is safe, it's a few km away where the bridge is
I was really fucking lucky to get this house so cheap too, the previous owners got fed up with the bodies and they had a kid coming so I got it real cheap

>>9350562
well then still stay safe anon and make lots of money with the floaters

>>9350550
Whenever they clean up the Spree, Rhein or any other river in a big city, they find plenty of corpses (granted most are animals/animal parts from illegal butchering), but yeah you can't really pay for your addiction by robbing corpses in Germany

>>9350515
So you just ask for it is what you're saying

>>9350581
The mayor of Paris announced, to get elected, she'd get the Seine so clean she'd swim in it.
Parisian laughed, knowing she was lying. She'd explain she's not the mayor of cities upstream and factories don't care about her or something.
They now plan to have swimming event for the next Olympics in the Seine...

>>9350562
Stabbed bodies, or suicides?

>>9350776
>They now plan to have swimming event for the next Olympics in the Seine...
wow that is absolutely disgusting, worse than what happend in brazil

>>9350807
those athletes had to load up on industrial strength antibiotics to swim rofl

>>9350807
>Brazil
It was a societal mess, but for pollution, China is closer.
At least you can expect a pro swimmer not to swallow water. Not breathing during a marathon is more tricky.

>>9348234
>tfw unsure if your GI tract is bleeding or if it's just the amount of red colored food/drink you've been consuming lately
I-it's probably just the red velvet cake leftover from my birthday..y-yeah..

>>9349743
>How the fuck do people get drunk off beer?

It takes about 8-10 7%-9% beers.

>>9349350
>C63 AMG

>has a cool ass v8 naziwagen
>depressed about anything

Go out for a fucking drive you fucking twat.

>>9350483
Hell man I made it to 2 weeks once and I'm still an alcohol.

>>9350943
Sure anon, that blood on the toilet roll is just because you wiped too hard as well

>tfw you found wine that someone must have left at your place

Free wine tastes so much better

>>9350973
Yeah, exactly. No need to worry

>>9350943
If it's:
Black and chunky/flaky, upper GI tract
Black and slimy, lower GI tract
Red, too much buttsex or to much wiping

If you suspect any of these (escpecially the 1st two) go t o a doctor

>>9351038
It's just red/brown as fuck looking. Not black

>>9350966
within 10 minutes.

>>9348234
I'm at a company picnic at a nice resort. I have a room for the night and my co-workers, down by the pool, ate talking about getting booze. Well felas, here's the test. Sober for just over a week. I'm going to do what is expected of me and socialize, but I'm not going to drink. You just watch.

>>9351053
start making a plan for other stuff to do. at least 3 realistic options.

>>9351053
get yourself the best softdrink you can find. Say that you are just too exhausted if the mood is getting dangerous for you and excuse yourself to your room. Try to have fun but know that it's totally acceptable to do what I suggested

Drinking for five and a half hours

I am now quitting because I am still basically sober and more drinking will just annoy me

Going to cut my losses and focus on getting rekt tomorrow

>>9351044
Then it's probably not blood (blood turns black when digested and looks fairly distinctive)
Still don't trust some anon's opinion and go to a doc

>>9351062
I'm expected to socialize.
I think I can handle it, sipping oliet coke. I have my 9 year old with me, so I have an excuse to bounce early. I'll just make it clear that I'm on the wagon and they should be cool with it and even glare if I go for a drink, shaming me out of it. I'm ashamed enough just thinking about it that I win't make the move. I don't think I'm in a place where I would sneak it, tonight. I've been tgere, but I'm pretty motivated. Plus I have that drug that reduces cravings. Starts with an N.

It fucks me off so hard that people don't understand kindling/don't think it exists. And they don't understand alcoholism in general. All these people are trying to get me to drink with them and rolling their eyes when I explain why I can't. Even my parents, it's bullshit! I'm not rolling the dice anymore, man. Not going through withdrawals, none of it. Fuck this shit. I think I'm going to have to cut off everyone except a couple people before I haul off and drink just to show them it's not gonna work.

>>9351087
I take naltrexone too. It helps a lot.

>>9351053
Good luck. I wish you sobriety doesn't give you social anxiety.
I've heard in some "nice resorts", you can ask the staff not to give you alcohol and be discrete about it. If they're good and you tip well, when someone orders a round a mojito you'll get a virgin one for example. Ask the barman I guess.
That's in the case you don't want to look "weird" to your co-workers but still need some sort of help.

>>9351087
Never-mind, ideal solution if for everybody to know you're on the wagon.

>>9351128
>Even my parents
Well shit.
AlAnon is for relatives and friends of alcoholics, I suppose they have a "what is your son living" brochure. Or tell them to have a look at these threads.
Stay strong.

Just bought a big ol' box of wine.

Feeling nice and comfy right now.

Alone and isolated tonight and itching to drink
Don't rightly know what to do

>>9349345
Used to do it in high school. It was ok and a social thing.

Now after a decade, I can't stand it. Shit's too strong. I want to get buzzed and zone out or edge through the day. Weed knocks me on my ass and I'm paranoid. My health really wishes it was backwards.

>>9351260
just smoke less my dude. Dosage is the key as with every drug

>>9351249
what do you WANT to do?

>>9351260
pepole say to get high CBN or CNB weed. low thc and up the other cannabinoids. Problem is you have to live in a legal weed state to get it. No illicit dealers sell that stuff.

>>9351283
Drink an socialize
But socialization has been cancelled essentially

Just threw some vodka in my cup of grape koolaid to get me started
I have a mtg deck to sleeve so I guess I can get that outta the way

Idk just feelin mighty lonely tonight

>>9351211
As far as my parents, they never bought into the twelve step programs even when I did (which I don't really anymore.) I think they just don't think someone can be happy without booze. They're boozers too but didn't have the same consequences

anyone watching the fight? I ran out of booze already :(

>>9351217
what kind? i only drink bota box riesling for boxed wines. its dryish and doesnt seem to be full of industrial refuse like Franzia. i still think Franzia is just powdered alcohol mixed with lake water

Please somebody help me

Please be an extremely attractive female

Please leave afterwards.

Thanks

>>9351363
not interested in two manlets punching for technical points. mike tyson fights were actually fun to watch. those heavyweights brutalize eachother. these two clowns tonight as just going to be going for points. nobody is going to be knocked down once. and the black guy will win because hes a pro boxer and knows how to score points.

>>9351363
I don't have a stream.
Is Mayweather beating the fuck out of the Irishman?

How bad is "alcohol breath"?
I've already read about people's breath "reeking of alcohol" but I've never experienced it
If I've been drinking a lot (but enough to be obviously drunk) will my breath give it away

I've got no tobacco
I've got no booze
I've got ataxia so I can't really move
I want to spoon a lovely gril
I have nothing and nobody
I am dying
I am cold ;_;

Somebody please give me a drink

>>9351418
Yes, you are actually breathing out alcohol when you get drunk. It's a bodily function

>>9351418
its repellent. It smells like sprite mixed with gasoline when someone breathes on you. its very obvious.

>>9351496
>>9351499
Shit, even if I'm drinking, like cocktails and not just vodka?

>>9351502
you have to be intoxicated for it to be really noticeable. i think about 20% of alcohol consumed leaves via breath. so one beer wont do anything.

>>9351507
How about 6 shots worth of rum over 3 hours?

>>9351514
are you drunk/ buzzed?

>>9351523
Maybe about a 4-5/10?

>>9351527
You should be fine I think

>>9351535
My breath will be sweet, I reckon, more than anything considering that I've been having rum and (diet) cokes.

Just gotta keep my S's intact. Never been good at them even when 100% sober.

>>9348234
Went to a rave sober, partied like crazy, had an awesome time. Anything besides occasional psychedelisc for self improvement is bullshit.

>>9351545
the alcohol comes from your lungs when you exhale. you can rinse the sugar out of your mouth but it wont effect the alcohol scent.

>>9351547
>Anything besides occasional psychedelisc for self improvement is bullshit.
Gym
I may drink way too much but whenever I go to the gym, I feel like it's really the best part of my life

Favorite premixed cocktails? I like the taste of a good cocktail but I usually struggle to find the drive to mix myself.

>>9351728
You can't fuck up Rum and Cokes
But my favourite are negronis and I can't afford to buy all the parts.

Also
>premixed
Are you Australian? I've seen those funky cans

I'm interested in learning how to make cocktails and stuff and have just started really drinking. I have a very modest budget for booze so can't spend more than sixty bucks a month on the stuff. Is there a good place for beginner's to check out? I have no cocktail specific tools like tumblers but I'm planning on picking some up soonish.

>>9351745
A bottle of gin, rum, vodka, campari, vermouth, a little bottle of bitters, and the knowledge of how to make simple syrup.
That's all you need for a robust cocktail making kit
Maybe some amaretto if you prefer sweetness

>>9351753
Does branding matter that much? I've just begun to develop a taste for the differences between things like vodka and whiskey, but I feel like I'm at the place where I couldn't tell the difference yet between two different bottles of vodka.

>>9351757
For me, it doesn't matter that much.
Though for some it does a lot.
The only one I'd be careful about is gin.
The fragrance varies a lot.
You'll have to ask someone more knowledgeable than me on the matter.

>>9351211
Things worked out fine. It's a fancy ski resort. We have our company picnics here because the guy who owns the comany I work for also owns half of this resort. Apparently, he has another house next door to the resort, which is where the party went. I told him I'm on the wagon and I just enjoyed some oliet Pepsi. I can't say I wasn't tempted. They brought out the "shootski", a ski modified to hold several shot glasses along it's length. I just took a trip to the bathroom for that length of time. I can't say it was easy. Obviously the guy is rich and he had whatever booze you could ask for available. Goddamn, I miss whiskey.

>>9351786
Its never worth it on the other end. think about how many times you woke up at 1pm, hot, head pounding, dehydrated, breath smelling like monkey butthole, confused, shaky, nauseous, unshaven, smelly. find other things to take instead of alcohol. kava, kratom, poppy tea. there are alternatives.

>>9351831
I smoke pot at home. I've heard of kratom. Is it good? I've never heard of the other two

>>9351838
Poppy seeds have morphine and codeine if they're unwashed. Shake with lemon juice and water and add flavoring. Keaton has alkaloids that attach to opiate receptors but its not hardcore like poppy tea

>>9351847
go find the reddit poppy seed tea board if youre interested. a cup or two cups of seeds is all it takes if you get from decent vendors. and its cheap. a few times a week and you wont get a tolerance.

>>9350532
They haven't said anything so I guess so.

I've been getting extremely fucking horny the last few months. I've only had 3 relationships in the past and the last one ended 3 years ago. I never really cared to fuck anyone since but fucking hell it's come back and gets to ridiculous points when I'm drunk.

I ended up download in tinder apparently and made a profile whilst black out. Woke up to that dreaded anxiety you get when you know you can't remember things you did but know it wasn't 'you', checked my phone and saw tinder, I honest to god nearly had a panic attack. I just kept whispering 'no' whilst deleting my Facebook and then tinder. I noticed I had 5 matches but I couldn't face it.

Just want to fuck, lads...just too much of a sad shit.

>>9351877
>Woke up to that dreaded anxiety you get when you know you can't remember things you did but know it wasn't 'you',
Fuck me
Yeah I feel that a lot

Thank god I trained drunk me (i.e. current me) to be quite restrained on his (i.e. my) needs.

I used to ask out people on OKCupid.
I ruined that profile on that site because of that drunken habit.
It's been 2 years since then.

>>9351877
too sad to fuck? what does that even mean.

>>9351885
Sad shit is generally used when someone is in a rut, didn't mean it literally family

>>9351884
I have also being pretty good recently with it apart from that night.

I asked up and I'll be talking to myself out loud for around an hour afterwards, just blurting out 'yeah you're a fucking idiot' and 'why'. I have also taught myself to tell myself during these anxiety patches to remember it'll subside in a dew hours and you'll be fine again, because I'll get the urge to uninstall games/social media because at the time I think my drunken hijinks have somehow ruined my friendships when in actuality the most it's done is for the people i speak to to think 'lol you were wasted mate, fancy a game of hs' you feel me?

>>9351903
I feel you

But fuck Hearthstone though

Cozyboi, back again. Been tearing through my 1.75L of Smirnoff all throughout the day. Went to Sam's club, too.
My old lady is passed out after we bodied three ribeyes we picked/ I grilled. Trying to pick a movie to get drunk to, any suggestions?

>>9351851
>Reddit

>>9351980
Watch whatever man

You're just teasing fucking hyenas with a good life.

>>9352010
Manchester By The Sea it is. I'm on a Casey Affleck kick, I guess.
Although I am intrigued by your reply, what did you mean by "you're just teasing fucking hyenas with a good life"?
I might just be one daft fuck, but I couldn't make a lick of sense of that.

>>9352036
>I couldn't make a lick of sense of that.
I can't either.
It was only 20 minutes ago and I've lost the spark of whatever urged me to say that
Life or something.
Whatever.
It's clear that I'm done being coherent for the night, so see y'all tomorrow

>>9352047
Sleep tight, lil' homie.

>>9352052
Fucc the photo posted sideways, gdi.

>>9352052
shit you're handsome no homo

>>9349883
that's not tolerance, I drank a case of beer and went straight to the store for vodka because I wasn't feeling it yet. all blackout till yesterday from there though, woke up to five bottles empty from after the beer again... withdrawals are a bitch but I got food down and water/coffee so I'm coming out of it. tomorrow might be okay

>>9348958
>very seriously
>on snapchat
are you sure you're old enough for this thread?

Out of chaser and sick of ice water, about to roll on down to the local 24/7 gas station. What kind of bikes does al/ck/ ride? Pic related is my baby.

>>9352120
specialized crosstrail

hybrid of mountain bike and road bike

>>9352120
Question: if you are that bad of an alcoholic how is physical exercise even possible? dont you miss being able to enjoy a nice long bike ride? and not just going to 711?

>>9352125
Dude, specialized are nice af, good job. I laugh at kids that ride mountain bikes on the road out here, but I can't talk shit on a specialized frame. Solid choice.

>>9352127
I have a wild animal of a dog (Norwegian Elkhound), that I have to bike-run a mile or so every day. I keep up with that despite my habits. I also live in a college town (no school for me, too poor ;-;) and have a few buddies that go on drinking circuits that put us on a 10+ mile night, not counting just dicking around. It's all about your get up and go, baby.

>>9352128
Crosstrails have thinner tires so they go faster than mountain bikes. But the frame is just as heavy. Mountain bikes suck for road riding. Did that way too long.

>>9352138
That makes sense

>right side hurts whenever I drink
Is this the end

>>9352147
Sounds like liver pain. Liver is right side. I mean it could be other organs but most likely its liver in my non-medical opinion. You gonna try and cut down?

>>9352127
Not talking shit, though. I spend the majority of my time drinking alone at home. Despite being a NEET, I have some sort of regimene and I feel like it keeps me sane. It is getting pretty bad, though. That pic is the result of me forgetting to take out my recycling last week. I think that my physical stamina an attribute of my youthfulness, but will soon fade.

>>9352149
>You gonna try and cut down?
I'd like to but it will be hard after drinking everyday for 6 months

>>9352147
Sadly, no. Once those pangs start it's just indicative of the habit. Give it a few more years or so, and you'll rarely notice it amongst all the other discomfort.

>>9352152
week? whoa dude you must be younger than me, I can't put down six or eight 750ml's without waking up in withdrawals in four or five days.

>>9352159
If you can still feel that pang, please turn back. It will stop being uncomfortable soon. Or come join us in the guild of faggots who shit mucus and blood.

A few days ago i went into work drunk as fuck. I'm a manager at a pizza place and i could tell i was fucking up. Took my boss outside and told her i have a drinking problem and I overdid it today and that i need to go home. She told me she gets it because her boyfriend has "gone through the same thing.". I leave and buy another pint of vodka. I'm still not off my bender and i just finished a pint of wild turkey 101 and i'm not sure how she will deal with it when i come into work in the morning all glossy-eyed and cartoonishly anxious

>>9352159
>He hasn't drank everyday for 7 years
Nigga this shit will kill you eventually. When I started turning yellow I endured hellish cold turkey withdrawal before I finally admitted myself to hospital. Ever since then I drink once every 3 months or so. How much and what are you drinking?

>>9352165
I probably am. I was a hotboy (urban dic) from 15 and I'd had roommates who would buy me liquor whenever I needed. For years I've been steeling a mean handle a day tolerance. I turned 21 a month and a half ago and the privilege has proven too much for me to handle. I think I'm real fucked now.

>>9352127
I turns into a simple physical dependency. There's a wide region of consumption where you are just "normal". Without drinking to that point you're just a sickly, shaking, panicked husk of a human.

Not a fun way to live, but I couldn't imagine going for a run or the gym without hitting at least 100mL on the way.

>>9352186
I'm a manager at a high-end liquor store. fml senpai

>>9352159
you will need medical help for that one, yeah. dont be afraid to go to the hospital and get a prescription for drugs to taper you off. it will feel so good to get that monkey off your back.

>>9352193
Yikes.

>>9352186
And yes I mean steeling, not stealing. Before there's any confusion.

>>9352195
How old are you, senpai?

>>9352186
yeah I'm 32. been binging for a little over ten years. I wake up with kidney pain and shit now, and shaking, and can't eat or drink anything without it coming up. Quit while you can, or I mean, you're gunna be yellow and bloated

>>9352197
I've managed to quit heroin, hydromorphone, fent, meth, RCs,, morphine, ketamine. All having been highly abusive usage patterns. Alcohol is pissing me off 'cause I can't make it go away.

>>9352202
31--which is about 13yrs too old for this shit.

>>9352181
>guild of faggots who shit mucus and blood
That sounds really painful
>>9352184
>When I started turning yellow
This is really what I'm afraid of
>How much and what are you drinking?
I typically drink a fifth of evan williams or some kind of bottom shelf shit

>>9352205
Im in the same boat buddy. Had to go to the ER three times this year cause of withdrawals. Currently doing better because I finally got Naltrexone prescription. At this moment im enjoying some poppy seed tea. Last few days have been really nice. Ill take opiate withdrawals over alcohol withdrawals anyday.

>>9352210
It's not all that painful if you snag a nip or few in morning. It's still kinda concerning to see that your bowel movement consists of blood and slimy mucous.

>>9352127
I drink a pint of whiskey every night but still go to the gym 4x a week.

>>9352217
At the risk of causing "ER MUH PLEBBIT" rage, I've been interested in kratom. I pay a bit over $1200USD/yr to not have obummercare. That would cost over 15kUSD/yr if I enrolled again.

Anyways, Naltrexone piqued my interest, but it would cost too much unless I quit working. It'd be free if I went back to NEET life.

>>9352230
>Anyways, Naltrexone piqued my interest, but it would cost too much unless I quit working. It'd be free if I went back to NEET life.


They sell it generic, and im talking about the daily pills, not the expensive month-long injection. I think it costs like 80 dollars for a 30 day supply of 50mg pills

I've been drinking 2 or 3 pints of liquor every day for the past 3 months. How realistic is it that i can quit this on my own and not get professional help? My gums bleed when i brush my teeth. Sometimes i shit blood (probably just a hemorrhoid,) it stings when i pee, my thoughts become panicky and scrambled when i don't drink for a few hours but i am still hoping it's a willpower thing and not a physical problem.

>>9352236
But that requires a script, right?

>>9351302
What's your mtg deck? I play modern and casual with a bunch of friends. I just picked up the most recent archenemy box. It's been a bit of a hit in my local circle.

>>9352236
And waaay cheaper then the monthly shot of Vivitrol.
5K a month, who the fuck affords that shit?

>>9352241
yeah, good point. didnt factor in the doctor visit. SOME clinics in cities offer services regardless of ability to pay. Call your local information line and ask for one.

>>9352241
Most prescriptions require a prescription, yes. But most doctors are more than willing to help you out so you don't suffer.

>>9352244
I have no idea who qualifies for that. Insurance companies are getting jacked up the butt.

>>9352247
Yeah, find an addiction treatment center, keep doing what they say, and get your meds from them.

>>9352251
In my case, the state pays.
Shit works, but the Naltrexone is probably easier to get a hold of.

>>9352247
I've got the ability for a specific script or two, but I don't have a doctor since I refuse to pay 15k/yr for ACA/obummercare.

>>9352250
Thanks for the obvious, friendo. :^)

HOT DAMN this thread got hot while I was biking for chaser, I'm about to body enough vodka for me to go to sleep, but I'm here until then.
The guy at circle k said "be safe out there", and I said " I'm on a BIKE!".

>>9352250
"Most prescriptions require a prescription"
Holy shit, where'd you go to med school?

>>9352264
you can still catch that dui on a bike man...

>>9352264
>ON A BIKE!

>>9352264
He was reminding you not to run over any skunks or armadillos

>>9352268
Yeah, I know. I'm not reckless, and I live <1mile from the store, it's tight.
Plus, BUI beats DUI any day of the week, homie.

>>9352270
*armoreddildos

>>9352239
if you taper you'll be alright. other than that... depends on age and how many times you've gone through withdrawal.

>>9352268
The vehicle has to be motorized, I thought? Otherwise why not get walking while intoxicated as well?

>>9352210
The turning yellow part isn't where things get interesting. It's the blood flowing out your ass everytime you go to the toilet. The hair loss seemingly overnight. The muscle loss. You look like an old man and a child at the same time. ANYTHING salty can make you fill up with fluid within 15 minutes to the point where you think your feet and legs will explode. So itchy it will drive you insane. Millions of other things. The fact is that if you think your life stinks now so you drink you wait until your liver starts failing. I did it twice. Once late last year and once at the start of this year. If your not ready to cut down at least help your liver repair by taking some milk thistle supplements and eating a decent diet. I heard drinking 6 cups of coffee a day basically reduces risk of cirrhosis by 88 percent.

>>9352239
One of the first signs of withdrawal (in terms of onset) is anxiety in my experience. Obviously you have a physical tolerance aka dependency. Google HAMS alcohol taper. read the material. It helped me through my first taper. If you cant do it on your own you can go to the doctor.

>>9352291
Nah, if you have your bicycle registered (incase of theft), then you're liable to get a dui. It's dumb, and varies state to state. Even outside of that if you have your license you can get fucked around, but it doesn't carry the same significance as an automobile DUI.

>>9352291
It's fucky because bicycles share the roadway in many states.

>>9348234
Why is everybody in these threads British?

>>9352303
What makes you think that?

>>9352303
Looks like youve had enough to drink.

dammit. trying to pass out for a few hours, but the tremors are starting

>>9352320
Yeah... For some reason when I'm feeling like that pulling the trigger (making myself vomit) physically exhausts me after a lot of of dry heaving and I can catch an hour (tops) of sleep. Maybe try that? Only if you're feeling real wds.

>>9352320
Why not just go to the ER? Now is as good a time as any. They wont be busy.

>>9352325
Yeh, I already got my 40min "nap". I'm kinda hellbent on not puking tonight. Manbaged to avoid it last night and it was nice not feeling compelled to brusg ny teeth several times per day.

Well fuck
I thought the number of my dream girl would not be in use but someone answersed, she was 60 years old.
Other than that this shit is fucking me up, its extremely hard for me to tell the difference between dreams and my real memories
I see myself doing something in a dream that i have to do so i dont do it when i wake up because i remember doing it already

>>9352329
Because a trip there would cost $service+tipUSD. A lot easier to wait it out for a few hours and buy a fresh bottle.

>>9352342
No, the idea behind going for medical help is to detox and taper off so you arent chained to the bottle and your entire life revolves around maintaining intoxication.

>>9352348
Yes! I will definitely end my career (source of income) in favor of falling into further debt. I've beem through inpatient, man. I'm still paying it off.

>>9352354
Why would your career end?

>>9352354
what kind of shitty healthcare do you have?

>>9352369
Probably thinking the days off will get him canned.

>>9352386
If so its not true because they usually give alcoholics a script for librium with precise dosing instructions.

Since you guys seem knowledgeable about getting prescriptions, how hard would it be for a 25 year old american to get prescribed Adderall or another ADD drug?

Never been to a psych, never been prescribed anything abuseable.

How would I go about this?

>>9352397
How about you fuck off.

>>9352398
rude desu

>>9352354
They have outpatient treatment too.
Unless you're looking for shitty excuses to continue drinking, in that case, switch to wine, it's "good for health" as part of Mediterranean diet.

>>9352398
Don't think i will. I'm an alchie too, just looking for an ADD rx to help me balance drinking and school

>>9352414
Sorry, I'm drunk. But that shit's not easy to get from my experience. You'd have better luck getting xanax.

>>9352397
>25
wow you're late for the train, your chances to get it drastically lower with age

>>9351988
>>reddit
So what.
I get that Reddit is too mainstream for some of you hipsters but a source of info is a source of info. It doesn't mean you have to hang out there. Plus, the fact that you give a fuck proves you have an account there. Can I borrow your screen name and password, so I can check this shit out?

anyone ever have problems with anemia

Cisk a shit

>>9351988
>4chins, my secret hacker internet friends
your parents must be so proud

>>9352340
>dreams vs reality
Same. I am dangerously close to being totally fucking insane. I won't even take my clothes off any more because I don't trust myself to not black out/go generally insane, and walk out of the house completely naked. When I do leave the house I have to keep checking whether I've got any clothes on. I'm brutally fucking close to death/prison.

I have a panic attack every time I wake up. It takes about 14 units and 20 minutes to make it stop. I think I'm in trouble, it gets worse and worse as time goes on, I'm bleeding from every orifice and
EVERY
FUCKING
THING
hurts.
Not even going to ask for help, I'm too far gone.
This method of dying is not pleasant.

i'm no longer getting drunk from a bottle of whine, what do

>>9352604
Stop drinking.
Or level up to vodka, and die slowly while in profound and prolonged agony.

>>9352275
>I live <1mile from the store
so fucking walk there

>>9352373
'murican Obamacare. You're basically penalized for working or earning money.

I gotta piss every 30 minutes how the fuck do I stay mellow at work without having to piss all the time??

>>9352685
>Penalized for working, rewarded for not working

It's not a hard choice

>>9348234
Fuck Sunday laws. I have to wait until 11am to go grocery shopping so I can get my beer for tonight. I can't handle leaving the house twice in one day.

>>9352720
Small tube up urethra hole, other end down your pants and in one of those big insulated lunchboxes.

>>9352749
This time why not buy like 300 dollars worth of beer so you dont run out again for a week?

>>9352749
Sweet summer child. I am the faggot who rings out your beer. Lemme guess, your favored brew is some kinda ABInbev shite.

>>9352720
>>9352720
i have the opposite problem where i'm constantly dehydrated and only piss once every 8 hours

>>9352837
>week's worth
You know it as well as everyone that he will drink it all in max 3 days

>will always be ugly an alone
>trying to into MGTOW but can't

>>9352990
Guess I am a beer-is-half-full type of guy.

>>9353013
not sure how this post relates to alcoholism?

>>9353027
If you're unsure about if the beer is half full or not then it's probably urine

>>9353029
I drink because I hate my face. And maybe female nature. But mostly how my face interacts with female nature

>>9353033
You're never going to get a woman with that attitude.

>>9353037
Had a gf years ago.

>>9353033
Thats a solid reason to drink.

600ml down and getting toasty

>>9353059
Need more details. Current time? Do you have more? What happens when you run out?

>>9352931
I used self checkout. And yes I bought Busch Ice. The best price/alc%/calorie beer available. And the worst tasting.

>>9353098
I dunno. Icehouse 24oz 8% beer cans are like $1.70

>>9353076
1.2l total at my disposal. I'll probably nod off after a liter

>>9353105
6 pack of pints was 3.49$

What time of the day is too early to start drinking?

>>9353124
Before noon

>>9353124
Before waking.
I have to drink halfway through the night to stop WD and get back to sleep.
I'm not wholly happy about this.

>>9353121
noiceeee

>>9353144
Shit, of course you arent happy about it. That's when you are alcohols slave. Nobody wants to get there.

>>9353149
If you don't wake and drink you're not an alcoholic

I keep a fresh 200ml in my nightstand for that purpose

Ok guys I need help.
>ran out of alcohol
>found bottle of rubbing alcohol
>drank half the bottle
>can no longer see in my left eye

I'm blinking right now to see. Wtf do I do?

This is why I drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XkgbOFyJU

>>9353166
I so want to kill this bitch.

>>9353161
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, as music water as you can stand I guess jesus

>>9353158
I disagree. Not that this is a pissing contest. I am not a daily drinker but I go for benders. 3-5 days constant drunkeness. Get pretty bad withdrawals, the type where i am in bed for 2 days when its over.

>>9353161
>>9353161
Make yourself puke after calling 911. You fucking idiot.

>>9353166
CEO of a small frosting company. Great example of turd polishing right there.

>>9353172
Everybody reacts differently i suppose. I can't stay in bed unless I top up.

>>9353178
this guy might be right...

The type of alcohol that rubbing alcohol is made with (isopropyl alcohol) is metabolized differently by your body than the type of alcohol in beer, wine, and liquor (ethyl alcohol), so, according to the Betty Ford Center, drinking even a small amount of rubbing alcohol can have potentially fatal consequences

>>9353161
>wtf do I do?
Finish the bottle. Nobody likes a quitter.

alk spam needs to be banned. I am sick of seeing these posts.
OP, you are a piece of garbage.

>>9353205
Nobody asked for your two cents, crybaby. If you get triggered to the point of pissing yourself just learn to use the filter.

>>9353185
I'm not that guy, but I do the same kinda binges, and end up just suffering acute withdrawal in the floor for a few days hearing music that isn't there and chest pain and kidney pain, and puking, and sweating. Ever you fucking hair hurts. Everything hurts. In fact, I'm on day 3-4 of that shit withdrawal right now and not doing too bad other than the sweating..

-gin blossoms in the motherboard guy

>>9353185
For sure. Everybody has slightly different withdrawals. I never got the shakes but I sweat like a waterfall and my blood pressure gets so bad my vision rocks back and forth each heartbeat.

>>9353215
>>9353220
I only shake a little when I try to use my muscles or hold something so far, but thats pretty recent and goes away in like a week

aight time to emigrate to green pastures

>>9352718

>>9353183
Hey, she's the chief executive officer of her kitchen, you shitlord.

>>9353161
is this guy gunna die? We don't need another dead guy damnit

Anyone heard from simpsonbro?

Have a long flight tomorrow

>>9353215
Congrats on making it that far in detoxing. You may want to not go cold turkey next time though.

>>9353192
>the type of
It's called ethanol, faggot. I know this is one of the darker corners of 4chink, but even while shitfaced I still got my panties in a wad because this anon here doesn't even know what form of alcohol is in legal "adult bevereges".

>>9353235
Girl power, WOOP WOOP!

>>9353242
Oh, I've gone through withdrawals normally once a month for close to ten years, and my memory and cognition is still better than most peoples. It just gets worse everytime.

>>9353254
It's actually called, both.

>>9353161
Do NOT make yourself puke.
Call 911.

>>9353241
That blonde.
Holy Christ.

I often feel like posting pics or descriptions of grils whose squanges I wish to squelch, but refrain from so doing because I believe al/ck/ to be too fragile of an environment for sex to become a part it its discussion without already-heightened emotions reaching fever-pitch, and damaging buttrustlement breaking out in our otherwise incredibly friendly and valuable community.

Having said that, someone please fuck me, my balls are about to explode.

Might want to ignore that last bit.

Brb wanking.

Now ssshhhhhh.

>>9353262
Does it get worse every time no matter how long you are sober in between withdrawals?

>>9349093
Ethiopian ouzo?

>>9351374
>>9351217
Wine is dope, but i feel extremely bloated and shitty if i drink enough to be decently drunk. Feels bad man, what do i do wrong?

>>9353310
There's been more and more symptoms over the years as I age, although I'm only 32. And generally speaking the amount I drink in 3-5 days has increased too.

>>9353328
Maybe I didn't answer the question... So last year I was sober for 8 months, and as soon as I relapsed I was in the floor again basically dying just like before.

>>9353283
On the video she looked fucking braindead stood behind the announcer.

>>9353480
O-oh, I'll definitely be refusing to have sex with her then