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>>9406634

>>9406634
>Cosy cold weather edition.

>>9406634
What's everyones favorite trashy cheap beer to get fucked on? I prefer the beast, because for less than $20 I can get a case, and with the 6.9 its just the best bang for my buck

I wish there was more to life.
It is hard coming to terms this is all for nothing.

I thought drinking wine would help
It didn't help, I feel just as terrible as always
Why the fuck should I even poison myself if my mood doesn't change?

Is there any scientific reason for the intense urge to lay on the floor when drunk?

>>9406656
Molson best cheapo beer on the market by a fair margine

>>9406684
It's the place you're least likely to fall down from.

>>9406664
ypu need to drink more

>drank wine at a birthday party all day
>get home
>tired as fuck
>drink a beer
>"just one more and I'm going to bed"
on my 7th beer now and feeling good WHOOOOO

>>9406695
I'm drinking right as I write this post
How much more wine do I need till I stop hating myself and actually enjoy living

>>9406656

Pic related. $1.20-$1.50 each can at nearby packies. However, I tend to mix it up with some Four Lokos as well, as I get bored of the taste of beer.

>>9406692
Holy shit that makes a lot of sense. Im on the floor now and it feels absolutely incredible.

>>9406697
Happy Birthday Anon.

>>9406684
I don't do this anymore (not even while drunk) after developing germaphobia. Sucks because I used to find it very relaxing.

>>9406717
I found a couple beetles on the floor the other day but luckily im past the threahold of drunkeness to care

>>9406710
It wasn't my birthday anon, but thanks anyway.

>>9406700
now you're getting it

>>9406700
No amount of alcohol will make you enjoy living.
Enough will make you drunk enough to momentarily not give a fuck about life and stop hating it. And black out, so you only have to remember half of your miserable life.
But then you wake up, and it's the same shit again.

You might as well get sober long enough for anhedonia to fade off, and get your life in shape enough to be somewhat enjoyable in the meantime.

>>9406727
I'm sorry, I misread your post
But you have good taste in documentaries, I love drinking to oblivion. Ironically I got into drinking AFTER seeing it
>>9406730
I won't lie, my mood is actually getting better somehow
dunno if it's the alcohol or 4chan
but I love all of you anyways

>>9406734
>Enough will make you drunk enough to momentarily not give a fuck about life and stop hating it. And black out, so you only have to remember half of your miserable life.
>But then you wake up, and it's the same shit again.
Stop...

>>9406739
Yea im not sure what that guy is talking about im drunk and life is great. Just a litle worried about throwing up

>>9406746
>Just a litle worried about throwing up
From my experience, as long as you are still able to think somewhat, you're good to go
Just be careful not to go over that edge

posted this in the old thread and didn't realise there was a new one.

good on the dudes who have been staying sober and going to rehab. Make it out of this dark pit!

I'm drinking about six-eight 6.5% beers a night, which is a pretty stark contrast to what I used to drink when I used to buy whiskey and gin. Trying not to day drink any more as well, I'm sick of being too drunk to talk to my friends and always waking up trying to remember what happened the night prior after passing out at 7:30pm and waking up at 3am wide awake.

anyone have any tips for controlling/seriously cutting down on alcohol intake that aren't:
>uuhh duuuhh get willpower and self control retard.

>>9406785

Make a schedule for yourself and a hard limit on how much you get to drink in that time, then slowly scale it down.

Instead of 6-8 make it strictly 6, splitting it up over the course of the night. Then every week drop that number down until you're at one beer a night

I'm developing some pretty bad sleeping and eating habits these days. I only eat about half a meal a day and some times i even skip that. I'm beginning to look seriously desheveled, I have no strength or energy, and I'm tired all the time.

anyone else feeling a physical/mental toll from drinking all the time? I want to stop because I can feel the damage happening and its becoming problematic but once I get some beers into me I just feel much better than if i were to not have beers. It's much easier to drink and forget than it is to face your challenges.

>>9406803
yeah shit as soon as I get drunk I just say fuck it.

the only time I ever successfully quit was when I was stone broke for a month

>>9406809
be careful

when I stopped eating as much thats when things got really bad for me

DT's, seizures, intense anxiety, and eventually poly-neuropathy (nerve damage due to lack of nutrition and only drinking)

I had to relearn how to walk in a hospital, then use a walker and wear expensive leg braces. Just now a bit over 7 sober hobbling months later I am able to stand on my tip toes/jump an inch off the ground.

It happened to me when I was 23, had been drinking daily for 3 years at that point.

>>9406833
oh man that doesn't sound good.

I assume you made a full recovery?

also how much were you drinking at the time? I started drinking pretty steadily when I was 18, with the severity fluctuating. 21 now, only started getting bad eating/sleeping habits the last 1-2 month/s. Sticking to ~6-8 beer a night with about 1 meal a day, sometimes two, sometimes none.

Just bought a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 for some reason. I've learned that I can't enjoy whisky unless it has bitters in it, otherwise it just tastes like nothing.

>>9406818
>yeah shit as soon as I get drunk I just say fuck it.
Well, it's sobriety for you then.

It sucks, AA people make it sound even lamer, but being unable to moderate is pretty much a core concept of alcoholism.
If you can't moderate when drunk, don't get drunk in the first place. And if you can't when you had only one, don't drink at all.

>Time for mocktails


>>9406833
This put perspective to my pancreatitis.
>>9406809
You've been going down the slippery slope for quite some time now, you know it only goes down, and you're on the edge of a very steep bottomless pit.
You're at the turning point of some real nasty shit if you stop eating and caring about sleep pattern.
I've been there, it's Hell. Not as an hyperbole.

Never been to a bar and I am autistic. Got a couple questions if someone can answer.

How much does the cheapest beer cost generally? Could I get decently wasted off 13 dollars and change? It's a bit of a dive bar. It takes me roughly 8 beers to get drunk.

Also, would it be weird if I just didn't talk to anyone? There's a band playing and I just want to sit down, have a bunch of beer, watch them and go home drunkish.

>>9406879
>How much does the cheapest beer cost generally?
That really depends on where you live
>Also, would it be weird if I just didn't talk to anyone?
That depends on the bar, and on you. Usually it doesn't matter so much, although my neighborhood bar insist on trying to be some kind of insufferable social club, so I drink alone at home. If the place has decent turnover (i.e. it's not the same 20 people every god damm night), it won't matter. You'll probably get a sense of it by observing (without staring) within the first half hour

>>9406860
a lot, I am just now pretty much fully recovered (liver levels fine, no hep C, can walk pretty normally)

I was drinking a handle (1.75L) every 2-3 days. Started off two a week and gradually went up to 3 a week.

Beer wont be able to fuck you up that bad but it sure does stay on your breath if you are a functioning alcoholic. Most real deal boozers drink just vodka.

I think you are fine for now but be very careful as you tread forward. Red flags are drinking in the morning to prevent hangovers, having a hard time stomaching food, constantly throwing up, and having intense anxiety when you haven't drank.

>>9406891
Small shitty-ish bar in a medium sized town full of mexicans and white people. I just need to know if 13 dollars will most likely get me drunk otherwise I'm getting the 8.99 vodka at the liquor store.

>>9406803
>>9406833
>>9406874

>>9406897
good to hear you recovered my man.

>>9406785
>>9406809
>>9406818
>>9406860
>here

thanks for the advice and the wake up call. I have been thinking about AA these days but I don't want to have to resort to it. Just going to have to make an effort to learn moderation.

on my first beer of the night so we will see how it goes.

>>9406906
That's completely useless info, but chances are $13 is not enough

>>9406906
if you are a real alcoholic that isn't even a question

>>9406912
Well, he said it depends on the type of bar.

>>9406913
Not an alcoholic. Like I said 8 beers will get me there. I figure 2 bucks a beer I could get 6-7 but idk if that price is accurate.

>>9406918
"He" is me. You basically described every town in North America. In other words, useless info.

>>9406906
bars are for company and you basically consent to getting robbed in drink prices for the privilege of hanging around. liquor store booze is for drinking.

>bottle of wine is empty
>instantly start shaking my legs

>>9406656
>he can still get trashed on beer
fml, senpai

In 2hrs I will leave work. I work in a bottle shop. I have to get up early for work tomorrow so I'm only 500mL deep right now. I know the tremors and sweats are gonna hit hard in the middle of the night, but I don't want to bring home a bottle, because I know I'll just drink it rather than save it to stave off withdrawals in the night.

>>9406897
What color is the flag if you shit bloody mucus several times a week?

Gonna drown my sorrows with a bottle of jack

>>9406689
Canacuck faggot, but I like Molson when I visit Montreal

>>9406634
drinkin some kalimotxo

Been drinking a bit less lately. Mostly due to lack of funds. Been actually budgeting and making sure my bills are paid first as of this new job I got. Had a little less than a fourth of bourbon left for the weekend, figured I'd get another to keep stocked. Ended up on the way home with the choice to either go right to the liquor store, or left to home. Decide to go home and stop at the nearby gas station to get something to mix with the bourbon to make it last longer. Nothing good, nothing on sale, figured what the hell, and just got a six pack to coax the buzz over the course of the remaining weekend. Still have some vodka for bloody mary's in the morning.

>>9407013
Thuh fug is a "fourth" of bourbon, bruv?

>>9407026
Sorry, a fourth remainder of fluid in the bottle. As in one-fourth's contents of what was originally inside of it.

>When you wake and the water bottle is empty.

>>9407026
a quart innit

>>9407043
yeah thats fine too

Haven't had a drop in a week.

Feeling pretty good desu, although sometimes it feels strange and empty to have nothing to do other than the activity I'm doing. Usually it's have a drink and shitpost, have a drink and watch a movie, have a drink and talk to someone, have a drink and shower.

Feels sort of naked without the drink there.

>>9407032
What size bottle is 1/4 full? Litre? Pint? Joy-jug? I don't actually care, but I'm being pedantic asshole.

What's everyone's favorite buzzball™

>>9407084
Lotta Colada

>>9406661


>>9406661
Reply

>>9407052
This.

two weeks sober ... I had a seizure at work and blacked out and fell into the wall . My head was bleeding and I was convulsing. Spent 3 days in a hospital ... terrible stuff . This is after 3 years of drinking. I can feel old feels of before I started drinking slowly coming back. I feel tempted at times, but choose to try to not drink for now ...

>>9406978
That feel when it's been a long weekend and I have work tomorrow.
It's gonna be rough.

>>9407068
Litre

Drinking Corona, eating Sheetz wings, and watching some choice south park reruns.

These are the feels of a midwestern pedestrian. FLYOVERS UNITE.

>>9407122
Ah, so you've got about 250mL to work with. Godspeed, friend. I was dumb and scaled up, grabbing another pint to take home with me.

>>9407169
More like had, but appreciated.

>>9407160
I had some internet friends that worked at Sheetz
Are you a Pennfag? Or were they Indianananas?

>>9407084
Faggot™ Flavor.
Seriously, how the fuck can you consume that much sugar?

>>9407178
Pittsburghfag attending ohio college. I downgraded substantially, and Pennsylvania is pretty garbage all things considered. Pittsburgh is the one bright light in the darkness.

>>9406634
tfw live in Australia, winter was hot, now we're heading into mega hot, the only way to cool down and relax is beer or random vodka cocktails that are ice cold, both of which really break the bank in this country.

>>9407109
Welcome to the trenches of the disenfranchised and cynical. We have no shirts, badges,or mottos, and no earnest love left in our hearts. However, we're happy to lick our wounds and ongoing self-destruction while marveling at the world outside our existence.

>>9407198
Canadian here.
I know your pain.

Even the "heat", granted I "force" myself to get drunk on the days it passes 30, but I figure that must be cool to you guys

>>9407198
getchu some ice cold Coopers or Boag, strayabro.

>>9407201
there's something freeing in living life in a constant downward spiral. no expectations, no pressure, just kick back and relax and enjoy the free fall.

>>9407207
That's true
It's ok so long as you can sustain yourself
But once you have to rely on friends and family, then you feel the utter and inescapable shame and self-loathing that only has one end

>>9407207
>>9407214
As someone entirely self-sufficient, I want to share this: That crushing anxiety and sense of shame as you start to sober up doesn't give a fuck about how well you've done at life. That acute withdrawal ravages the minds of everyone equally.

>>9407240
Oh I know
Shame and anxiety is a normal part of hangovers.
I ignore all that feeling. The first day.
That's why I always wait a few days between binge sessions.
That way when I feel like I hate myself, it's not just the acetaldehyde being metabolized in my brain. It's pure and genuine and authentic self-loathing caused by objective introspection and analysis of my current situation and future prospects.

I drink to escape. And let me tell you. I've got a lot more to escape from than hangover induced anxiety.

>>9407240
Sobering up is foolish, just "cut back."

>>9406998
detox in a hospital my man

It isn't that bad, they give you lots of meds and when you sober up you feel better than you have in a while. Do AA if you ever have the "god please help me" thought while drunk and crying or are going through WDs.

>>9407255
>That's why I always wait a few days between binge sessions.

Have you ever heard of the term "kindling,"?

>>9407240
>>9407214
I figured that from an early point in my life. My grandparents are both very intelligent, successful people but they drink heavy all the time, and are never bound to quit. I just picked up enough from them to know you might as well get your affairs in order before you go lapsing off the wagon. Honestly, i'm pretty responsible as far as all things go: I just don't see the point in striving for much more than a pleasing inebriation.

>>9407263
Yeah
But I don't wait so long as I forget how much I can take

Also, I always limit myself to having rum and cokes dependent on a 2L of coke.
That's it no more
It's an easy limiter on my drinking

>>9407268
Because one day you'll end up 30 years old and realize that you've done fuck all and that now you're a too old candidate in any applicant pool and will now therefore never amount to anything.

Your grandparents are right. Drink too much once you're ok with living the life you have forever.

>>9407258
I've been through inpatient back when meth and tar/#3 were my jam. Moved on to hydromorphone and fent with a light side of stimshit. Eventually I fell into the drink and never managed to crawl out of the bottle. I unironically miss being a tweaker. Having a habit way outside of social norms is very different from being a functional alchi selling it to others.

>>9407276
That's very true advice . But i'm an arrogant fag, so i'll most truthfully stick to it, hedge my bets, and try to keep this party wagon going best I can while maintaining a rewarding life and career.

>>9407286
My friends and I like, on occasion, what we call Browning High-Powder.

Amphetamine, Benzodiazepine, Percocet, blow, muscle relaxant, maybe a dash of "X". Grind it all up, put it in lines, and that's all she wrote.

The description I'd put on it is, "I'm high, but I can't quite identify exactly on what." Of course this is while smoking, toking, and drinking heavily as well.

>>9407276
>Your grandparents are right. Drink too much once you're ok with living the life you have forever.

Thank you for this piece of advice, because it rings very true. Not that I'm going to alter my behavior, at least not right now, but it's a good gem.

>>9407316
Don't do it man
I wasn't even a drunk when I fucked up
I was just another one of those small town kids who graduated valedictorian and thought that meant something.
A few crises later you'll be here.

It may be too late for me, but it doesn't have to be for you. I'll only started drinking when I was 26.

Doc said I have mild fatty liver but I lost 50 lbs since he said that, I assume its cool to have a bottle of wine or 2

>>9407335
Good job losing weight, mate
You'll probably get a fucked up a lot faster though

>>9406700
Until you stop posting anime across the boards. Which will never happen because you are a faggot. Let's be real for a second here.

>>9407340
thanks, another 100lbs to go through. went from 356 to 305 in a few months walking 2 miles every day and watching what I eat. I do get drunk way faster tho

Whats the cheapest booze in your area?

$2.39 ($1.79 usd) for a 500ml can

>>9407353
Hey dollar efficient, right?

I've also been trying to get fit. From the other direction though.
Even though it's not a weight related thing, lifting weights makes you feel real good

>>9407361
That's an accurate cost for a half liter of beer here

But the cheapest is a 30$ 1.14L bottle of rum (cheapest) and a dollar 2L of coke

>>9406634
>General

>>9407365
im about to start lifting again, even though im eating 1500~ calories a day im starting to plateau. I figure lifting will help. Good luck though, at least you dont have to be a fat fuck while you struggle.

>>9407373
if I wasnt 21 and having shit going for me id probably kill myself, being this fat is disgusting. Losing weight was the best thing I ever did. Cant wait until i'm 200 and fit. I've even had good female relations before despite my weight being over 220 in high school. So there is still hope for guys who are a bit fat.

Idk, im drunk and last time I was this drunk I drank the majority of a bottle of makers.

>>9407373
Hey the other side of the coin has its problems too
I don't eat enough to really gain muscle. I've been lifting for a while and my gains have been slow
Fat is like scaffolding on a building. It helps build things up

>>9407112
We're you going into work with full withdrawals or something?

Wew lad.

>>9407361
>'cheap' beer
>over €0.5 per 500ml 5%

sheeeit

>>9407361
cheapest beer i believe is $2.09 for 500ml of cheap danish beer

>>9407449
two dollars canadian that is

>>9407449
>>9407428
>squiggly money
Just get $15 a 30 rack like a goddamn real man.

>>9407454
are you saying you get thirty beer for 15 dollars?

Who /rumboys/ here?

>>9407469
Yup
I'm drinking a good deal of rum and cokes now.
Number 5 or something.
I prefer just ice, rum, and a splash of gingerale

But you can't slam back that shit

>>9407462
Yes. Wisconsin is the shining city upon the hill.
>to alcoholism

>>9407476
Shiet playboy up here in southern BC I pay $20 for 15

>>9407469
Got some Hechicera solera 21yr Colombian dram right now. what's up?

>>9407183
are you from europe or something?

>>9407361
2 24oz cans of pbr at Safeway™ for $3.50

Fucking kratom better fix my malt liquor urges.

Yep, I'm resorting to a pseudo-opioid to drop this cheap liquor addiction

>>9407361
Six pack of 16 fl oz of Narragansett for $5.79 (+ $0.30 deposit)

>>9407112
if nothing else, keep respecting how bad withdrawals feel. i keep literature posted to my wall that lists alcohol withdrawal symptoms. i see it every day. even if i do end up drinking (which is once a week tops these days) its just beers. I would rather not drink at all but i'm not to that point yet. good luck dude.

>>9407198
>>9407202
why not set up a simple still and make your own spirits? If i lived in a country with high alcohol tax i would.

>>9407614
I'm homeless so I can't
But I would

I made beer once

>>9407620
being homeless sucked so bad. how long have you done it? content right now or want to get off the street?

>>9407635
Not on the street now, thank god
With my sister
She's been very generious for a while
I hate fucking this
She isn't home for practically 20/24 hours
But still
I hate being a mooch
And I'm being a mooch
A drunk mooch
A drunk mooch who can't kill himself because he has a nephew who would feel really sad

>>9407646
jeez man, i hope you are at least chipping in with household chores or something. even if youre a drunk you can still help out.

>>9407009
holy shit are you me (though I usually do vendange merlot and coke zero)

>>9407183
fuck off cunt

>>9407670
I'm trying
I'm fucking trying
I do the dishes every day
But when I ask her if I should clean anything else she's like "Oh don't bother"

And what really annoys me is that I cook a lot. Cooking for me is one of those "diversionary tactics". There's a psychological term for it. For when you like do something in the current time frame so that you don't worry about things on the greater time frame.

Anyways I cook a lot. And she refuses to eat my food. I know what you're thinking. I'm a terrible cook and she refuses to eat because I'm just that bad.
But that's not how it is.
She feeds my nephew my food, on occasion.
For some reason, she herself will never consider eating the meals I prepared.

I think she hates that I'm able to cook.
She's my young sister.
When we were kids, I was the "smart one". I got really good grades and she did not.
I think she enjoys my failure, on some level. I think she enjoys not eating of my efforts for the same reason.
When we were just kids, this was like 15 years ago, she stole something from a store. I remember her yelling at our parents and she said "I'm not like HIM"

I was supposed to be the successful one.
Now I'm unemployed and useless and she has a regular career that gets better every year.
I think she might on some level enjoy my total failure.
Some kind of revenge from when we were teenagers and when I got medals and rewards and shit and she was called a problem child

>>9407476
'sup, neighbor? Minnefag here. Enjoy the Hamms we ship east.

>>9407563
Nah, just n.midwest burger. Fuck my region though, I'm just saying that sweetened drink is a surefire recipe for a bad night and an even worse morning.

>>9407594
pls report results. i lurk here and have been procrastinating on ordering soemfag green powder from SE Asia.

>>9406634
Well I'm at the point I have to stop drinking. My blood pressure is anywhere between 180/100 to 165/85. It's usually 120 /85. I'm going to miss her but I don't want to stroke out at 31.

>>9407786
>he's still functional enough to visit a doctor and get bp stats

>>9407797
I have a BP cuff.

>>9407786
I know that feel
You need shit to fill your time
The moment you feel bored, you'll think "Gee, if I were drunk, I'd be happy now"
So never be bored

I use books to fill my downtime

>>9406634
I like that pic man

What's your guys cocktail of choice and how did you stumble into it? I've been having fun ordering something new every time I get the chance but when I need something to fall back on an Irish Mule is old reliable for me. (I also absolutely believe it tastes worse in a glass)

Not entirely related but I just got back from Japan and I am in love with those 9% strong chuhai cans. Grape flavor was magnificent.

>>9407786
Good

Drink water you'll feel 10 times better and save a lot of muns

>>9407084

They're all pretty godawful but from what I recall the Margarita flavor was the least offensive. You basically have to go with a citrus flavor shit like Coffee, Colada, Cinnamon, Pumpkin Pie are mouth rape.

>>9407830
Nice observation. I never think about drinking while I reading. I used to read every single night before bed, before I drank every night. Now my reading is blocked out in the afternoon.

It's so stupid. My bedside lamp stopped working, and replacing it requires picking up my Cali king mattress and box springs, to move the cord. What a pain in my fucking ass. I guess I should get one of those little book lights. I miss reading before bed. It wasn't compatible with my lifestyle for a minute, but I should go back, beats watching Netflix until 2 or 3 am.

>>9407921
white/black russian. I've been transitioning to vodka from beer due to cost recently, and I enjoyed drinking a cup of coffee next to my vodka. I knew the drink was perfect for me, and it's been an incredible experience. Unfortunately it's difficult to regulate it and I've been on a bender since Wednesday besides taking a break to work for a little bit on Friday.

>>9407950

I went on my white russian kick because I, like everyone else, was into Lebowski really big around when I started legally drinking. I've never had the chance to try a black russian though, which do you find you prefer? I'm always afraid to order cream based drinks at bars and I take my coffee black so a BR might be worth trying one of these days.

>>9407969
It's hard to say because I'm just getting back into hard liquor since my highschool days, but it's maybe a tad to sweet for me. I usually just end up drinking the vodka straight by the end of the day. As someone who use to drink IPAs all the time I really enjoy some nice hearty bitter shit, so this stuff makes me feel like a fag but whatever I'm having fun.

>>9406634
What are some good drinks that numb your mouth?
Big fan of vodka

>>9407996

See I gave up vodka after High School and now anything I'm drinking usually has gin or whisky. So it'd be nice to find some good vodka cocktails I can still enjoy. I feel the sweetness thing though. Spicy bitter flavors are more enjoyable to me.

>>9408003

Light your vodka on fire.

>>9406634
My head hurts. My stomach hurts. I blacked out and spilled a 2 liter of soda on the carpet. I have puke residue on my clothes but I don't know where the puke went.

>tfw think im just going to have a couple drinks and go to bed at 9 or 10pm
>It's 6am and I'm still drinking

>bottle a day al/ck/y, functional, no hangovers
>change in circumstances, move home for a few months
>can't get fucked up with mum about, barely drink anything
>feel normal after about a week
>move back into a new place by myself
>take the first night easy, 1/3 of a bottle and a few beers
>wake up with a splitting headache and feeling sick
>not going to drink so much tonight, if anything
Am I a normie now?

>>9408203
Take a shower my man

>sober for days and days and days gym getting better losing weight
>meet up with girl i know from net for first time at bar
>gf hates her doesnt know i meeting her
>drink from noon til fuck knows when
>end up back at her house 'watching movies'
>next thing i know my non working cock is in her all soft and shitty
>then it's midnight and i go home
>don't remember anything until she sends me messages tis morning
>feel so fucking bad never cheated before

>>9408335
Sooo, you met a girl from a dating website, went to her place, had sex, and now regret?
And at no point did you realised that's exactly how normies date/fuck?
Well, claim rape or something.

>>9408335
>meet up with girl you're into, who your gf hates, at a bar before agreeing to go to her house

You knew exactly what you were doing at this point, if not earlier. Don't blame the drink.

>>9408393

not blaming the drink at all. i knew what i was doing. i kept trying to go home but she stopped me. I am weak.

>>9408416
You're saying she literally forced you to have sex with her?
How good looking are you, Apolanon?

>>9408422

not good looking man its just i have talked to her on the net for ages and we all know if you are a 4chan autist the net is like black man big dick in a club with 17yo girl on fake id. She has wanted to fuck me for like 4 months without having met me and when i drink i am extremely confident and funny so yeah. I went to go home and she literally dragged me into her room and took her pants off. I hadn't slept for 25 hours and the last .... 9? of them had been drinking 8% pints. What the fuck can you do man? As soon as i smelled that pussy all my willpower left :( i had been putting off meeting her for months because i was afraid this would happen. I remember being in the 3rd bar we went to and being at that point where you are swaying and aware of how fucked you are and thinking shit man you need to go home. but no.

>>9408429
Pussy stinks

>>9408435

try some other than your mother...

that fresh salty smell that seeps through any clothes they wear and as soon as your tongue parts their lips its just like slippery city : O~

>>9408440
Nah bro. Like fucking it but hate eating it.

>>9408449

i cannot get off without at least tasting it. hangups from being a virgin til i was 21 and fantasizing about having a strong tongue game.

Still it has paid off. You please a woman with your mouth and it doesn't matter how small your dick is they are happy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/9539100/Richard-Burton-Diaries-I-behaved-with-a-fair-amount-of-disgrace-yesterday.html

>6 October 1966 Became thoroughly drunk and went home and to bed (around 9.30) in silent fury. I really loathe drinking but what’s to do if everybody around is drinking. And I don’t just mean E.

>I’d better be off and to work because I behaved with a fair amount of disgrace yesterday. I drank, so I gather from my friends, three bottles of vodka during the course of the day. And that, naturally, didn’t include the evening when I think I slowed down. But it is not a good idea to drink so much. I shall miss all the marriages of my various children.

>11 September 1969, Bell Inn, Aston Clinton. My shakes have practically gone! Ah what discipline! What Discipline? You may well ask. Well now, instead of 1½ bottles of vodka a day, it is now cut down to ½ a bottle. What’s the next move? A descent and return to beer I think. I shall become fat but jolly and not frighten children no more. Any more. No more.

>1 October 1969, Gstaad. I did not know quite how significant the phrase “blind drunk” was until a couple of weeks ago. I have played badminton since I was a boy in the secondary school and I have no doubt that if I’d wanted to I could have become a champion of some minor sort. In fact nobody has beaten me in 30 years. But the first few days here, playing Brook [Williams], I was continually beaten. I could not see the shuttle.

>>9408456
>27 May 1975, Céligny, Switzerland. Home after three-day checkup in clinic. OK everywhere except for slightly enlarged liver. No wonder.

>23 October 1975 Two weeks married. Had to have helping hand to walk first few steps in any direction. Very disappointed in myself but periodically no doubt I will fall into the trap.

>30 October 1975 Shook and shivered all day long. Read very dense history of Africa. Lost five days behind me.

>7 November 1975 Start antabuse. Absolute torture.

>8 November 1975 Big pull out from booze. Doctors all over me taking blood tests, intravenous feeding, etc. I look terrible and feel diabolical.

truly /ourguy/

>>9408462
>truly /ourguy/

except the whole wealthy beyond earthly means thing

>>9408485
that difference is probably a good thing desu

>tfw you're drunk and still drinking and the morning sun comes out

just fuck my shit up senpai

>>9408451
Totally agree with you.

>>9408530
>tfw drinking all weekend and hungover monday

>>9408550
it's sunday you dumb cunt im gonna be hungover as shit on monday though too. was a bitch trying to work on friday while working on friday while hungover. I was worried I was gonna shit my pants. hopefully all is good though with you though Monday gonna be a bitch

You know it's gonna be a good day when you're taking a piss and squirt a bit out of your ass but then you clench it and when you finally pull up your trousers to shit and wipe you realize none of the shit actually hit your underwear so you can keep wearing them

>>9406910
>on my first beer of the night so we will see how it goes.
How did it go?

>>9408574
>none of the shit actually hit your underwear so you can keep wearing them

such a good feel.

what do you do when mistakes happen though? I kinda just wipe it off and throw it in my dirty laundry and hope for the best

>>9408579

rub it with your fingers until it evaporates.

>>9408579
I just wipe it off and keep wearing it.
It's not like it will smell so bad it will go through my jeans, and it will dry off so it won't smell like anything anyway
Unless it's very bad then I just throw it away

>>9408579
Ah fucking shit, I want to fart but I'm afraid of round 2.
GOD DAMN IT

>>9408456
>My shakes have practically gone! Ah what discipline! What Discipline? You may well ask. Well now, instead of 1½ bottles of vodka a day, it is now cut down to ½ a bottle. What’s the next move? A descent and return to beer I think. I shall become fat but jolly and not frighten children no more.

Kek, we've all been there. And all went back after the misguided optimism.

anyone else has a dead libido in sobriety because of the absence of hangover horn?

>>9408711

i dont get hangover horn. the desire is there but the dick is unwilling

>>9407317

Shouldn't waste benzos by snorting them as they aren't very actively absorbed through ya nose.

>>9407620
> I'm homeless so I can't
What does homeless mean in the U.S? Renting a house?

>>9407361
The cheapest beer in my area I believe is $0.5 for 500ml 4%.

>>9408711
When I stop drinking I nearly have an erection 24/7

>>9407361
24x330ml of 4.6% for $26, fucken Australia. This is the cheapest booze I'll drink, not the cheapest available though - that'd be goon (box wine) but fuck that, I physically cannot take the brutal acid reflux and crushed-glass-inside-of-skull hangovers that come with it

>>9406652
top comfy.

is there any vidya worth getting into these days?

>>9408901
at first i do too during wd but after that it's monk mode

>>9408929
Witcher games are pretty good, I'm playing the first one at the moment.

>>9408929
Starless and Dragons Dogma

My favorite part of my day is reading these threads on the can while I hide from my gf with a big ol' cup of vodka, and then taking my whole shit, shower, and shave routine. Good morning, you guys.

>>9408939
Your girlfriend probably cares about you anon

Why hide things from her

>>9408939
Morning lad, middle of the afternoon here. Getting comfy with a bottle of gin, that wonderful warm buzz has arrived. Will try not to overdo it...

>>9408429
Stank pussy smelling like cool ranch Doritos

>>9408957
Because I don't want her to be concerned. I know she'd love to help, but right now I am choosing to do this to myself.
>>9408958
When the warmth hits you uuuuuhhhhh
Just try and maintain your buzz, if ya get too drunk just eat something for once!
I enjoy getting morning hammered and then eating a few eggs with dry toast, usually levels me out by the time I'm done.

>>9408959

i have smelled stank pussy. Some fucking girl who was obsessed with the gym and working out etc, fuck her pussy stank like rotting fish, i went down on her and it took no joke about 3 minuts straight to lick all the horrible bitter tart shit out of her slit and get to the semi normal stuff underneath but she still didn't get wet even when she came.

Looks are fucking deceitful man

>>9408963
From my experience, as insufferable as they are vegetarians/ vegans have the cleanest scent. Something about the lack of meat.

As a great man once said "bitches be out here doing nothing but eating buffalo wings and drinking Hennessy and wondering why they pussy smell like owl neck".

>>9408938
>Starless
that looks rather lewd

>>9408967

ahahahahaha

Yeah the diet is the main thing about their pussy juice, the healthier they are the more wet they get and the better it smells.

My gf right now is not vegan but it's proper like pink fresh vagina smell. Like fresh tuna as opposed to some you left out in a sandwich for 10 years.

I am always paranoid my dick smells but it never does. #girlprobs

Ah yes round two of liquid bowel movements, an excuse to continue posting on this fine morning.

>>9408979
Weather is real good today too

>>9408971
For me visual novels or choice games like Telltale are primo drunk games. Also Witcher 3 drunk off kraken and roaming the countryside is exquisite.

>>9408981
Yeah dude but I'm about to get hurricane fucked. Really enjoying the drop in temperature/ the breeze for the time being.
Already got all my hurricane supplies, and I'm in a brick house at the very top of a huge hill.
We goin' get cozy.

>>9408986
Dude I can't stand telltale games, but to each their own. I love playing drunk souls (take a shot every time you die at dark souls). DS2 is both my favorite game, as well as favorite future album.
Freak hoes
Freak hoes
Bend over make ya knees touch ya elbows

>>9408967
If their pussy tastes bad the best thing is to come up and give them a big sloppy kiss.

>>9408997
That's like the equivalent of giving a dude a snowball.
We gotta name this.
Catch and release, because you're giving the fish back?
Help me out here, anons.

>>9408992
Walking dead s1 and 2 was great drunk. Same with Borderlands. I'm also more of a Demon Souls fan. Wished they would put it on ps4 or port to pc

>>9408989
Get to safety anon! And grab your family with you.

Do any of you find certain drinks / quality of drinks give you a killer hangover? I don't normally get them, but bought a case of bud light as it was shit cheap yesterday and drank it alongside some whisky and I could barely open my eyes this morning. That never happens with the usual Guinness / speckled hen etc

>>9409023
>speckled hen
Oh how I miss thee. The canned version is liquid magic to the point where it would be a part of if not the majority of my personal heaven.

>>9409026
It's amazing stuff isn't it. Even better now that you can buy it by the crate in Asda, will be going back to that for certain. Always thought the canned version tasted the best, glad I'm not the only one to notice that

>>9409023

cheap beer with preservatives. Asian beer for example. Oh my fucking god.

also if i mix beer with anything. Wine/ cocktails/ spirits then it is like 2 x ativan required not to have an anxiety attack when i 'wake up'

>>9409033
There's a sprocket of sorts that ensures carbonation in the beer. It isn't in the bottle just the can.

>>9406656
I've been drinking natural ice.
Sometimes I'll have a couple of cocktails at the bar but I don't buy liquor for the house. Every time I buy liquor for the house my life tends to descend into complete hell.

>>9407489
Vancouver Island here, 8 pack of pabst is $14

fuck this

>>9409205
Sadly you don't even get Pabst in shops in the UK - only pints in hipster bars which is a shame as it's really good. My go to shit beer is Coors, 18 cans for £12

>>9406634
Who here likes Ratatouille? I think that the movies main point is to reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight..
https://youtu.be/YWi0GNGbyI4

>>9409215
That's actually around the same as it would be here in BC.

It's funny that Pabst has the reputation of being a hipster beer when I only buy it because it's the cheapest option available.

How do you stop this shit rotting your stomach?

I tried eating some bread and milk before I chugged it, but i spewed it all back up.

>>9409238
Sodium bicarbonate will help with heartburn. Pretty much nothing else.
Buy from corner shops though. They sell the 8% stuff that supermarkets abandoned. At least by upping the ABV you won't need to drink as much.

>>9409254
This, paki shops are your friend. Shame I'm banned from my local one :(

>>9409271
What did you do m8?

>>9408579
This is a recurring theme in my life desu. Wake up, have to fart. Fart, immediately realize something is wrong and shuffle like a retard to the bathroom. I'm sure my pancreas is fucked.

>>9409009
In noflo not soflo so hopefully I'm good. No evacuation orders so far. That bitch is back at cat 4, though.

>>9409205
>>9409215
Dude fuck, that shit is like $9.99 for 18 where I live.

>>9409302
It's a 24 hour one, so I used to get hungry and wander along drunk out of my mind to get stuff at all hours of the morning. Had some rough times a while back and hit the bottle harder than usual, so my drunken pilgrimage was more of a drunken stagger - couldn't walk straight let alone speak. They were fine with this for a while as I could pay for everything, but one morning I lost my balance and took out an entire row of shelves, then when I tried to get up I fell head first into the opposite row and took that out too effectively destroying the shop. I vaguely remember laughing, but I do remember being firmly banned and running away when he mentioned police. I preemptively get provisions in Tesco now.

Not my finest moment

>just broke 9 months of sobriety
>tapering down after 3 day bender

fuck bros

>>9409532
what made you do it?

>>9408711
Same here.
I don't know if it's actually dead libido, or if that's normal at my age, and it's just that I got used to semi-permanent WD libido after teenage libido.

Anybody know how to get my old kinkiness back, beside vodka?

>>9407701
Google naltrexone

>>9408711
I take an ssri so I'm completely fucked in that department on top of being a serious alcoholic and I'm a 27 year old virgin who has never had a girlfriend.
I have thoughts now that I'm never going to make it out of this every day.

>>9407701
Well she sure sounds like an absolute cunt.

I'm gonna be in pain tonight when I go to sleep boys
Wish me goodnight pls.

>>9409861
time, probably

>>9409966
My last drink was before new years eve.

Where is Smirnoffbro these days? Haven't seen him round these parts for a while.

how do you fucks deal with indigestion ?

>>9410046
Went to detox and lasted a few days sober. Felt great. Then relapsed and back to bottles of vodka per day

>>9410080
Indigestion or heartburn? For the latter i take tablets aka tums or pepto bismol. Milk also works.

>eyes open for 15 minutes after I wake up
>already took a xanax and had 2 mix drinks


Whew lad

I swear I think many of you keep drinking just so you have something to blame your problems/failures in life on. I'm getting sick of seeing this pathetic thread every time I get on /ck/.

I was an " A L C O H O L I C " for 3 years back in the day. One day I woke up and decided I was tired of waking up with the shakes, vomiting after eating any amount of food, shitting black tar, and always feeling bloated. I quit " C O L D T U R K E Y " after around ~1.5yrs of drinking daily (anywhere between 9-20+ units). Yeah it sucked, I shaked a lot, had some out of body type shit, lost a few nights sleep, but fuck it. I lost over 20 pounds just by taking alcohol out of my diet and now I'm able to actually wake up in the morning without a pounding headache. I've been sober for over a year now, and there's no looking back.

Stop being a bedroom nihilist, quit drinking, lose some fucking weight, and stop posting this retarded "poor me" thread. You guys are better than this.

>>9410111
so he didn't died like everyone was saying except for me?

>>9410149
>I'm getting sick of seeing this pathetic thread
yeah this. This fucking perma thread ought to be on /r9k/ or /b/.

>>9410192
It's one thread, on one board, on a fucking huge site. Who cares? Leave us be.

>>9406652
http://timetogetclassy.com/

>>9410149
this thread is helpful at staying sober seeing the other lads complain about problems I had but that you tend to forget quickly once sober. After a few weeks without booze you start to forget the downsides, it's nice to have someone remind you of the bile and the sweats and the organ pain. Keeps you on the straight and narrow.

>>9410027
impressive

>>9410149
How about you set up a filter you dumb fuck.
Click "settings" top right of the page, should be easy from here.
Also, congrats. Go tell your story to AA, they need you more than us.
>>9410192
>Waaa, I can't set up a filter so I'll complain here, waaaa

>>9410152
He was in a coma. Spent some time in hospital, went out, cooked a bit, drank again, did drugs, went to jail, went out of jail. Hasn't posted in a few days.

>>9410080
Ginger Kombucha my man

>>9410149
Fuck off forever.

>>9410290
not buying that whole story

>>9410542
I forgot he's also internet friend with Misha Mayfair, a porn actress.

got my dick sucked by a tranny off of tinder. new low

>>9410603
Not as low as the dude who blew you
or the billionaire elites who fuck kids

>>9410610
he was really pretty

i have 1.75 liters of vodka in my apartment but i cant even feel sad enough to drink it. not sure what to do

>>9410588
lol this guy is a scam artist

>>9410631
give it to a bum who needs it

Woke up shaking but not sweaty for once, currently nursing a 50/50 vodka lemonade while my stomach warms up.
I'm fuggin terrified that a tree is going to mush my house while I'm sleeping.
Sorry that I keep hurricane shitposting, it's pretty much all anyone where I'm from is thinking about right now.
What's up with you bros?

>>9410849
It's worth mentioning that I'm trying to milk as much as I can out of my power/entertainment before my shit goes out and I'm even worse at entertaining myself.
I'm already so bad at it that al/ck/, al/ck/ lights out is gonna be shit.

>>9406724

Beetles are ok. Same with woodlouse. They remind me of crustaceans so they aren't gross like most bugs. I never kill them, usually just let them wander around

>>9410849
trying to stay sober. already did two months this year but with strong relapses in between. on 8 days now.

stay safe breh

>>9406656
That's the best bang for buck, but I can't drink it unless I'm trying to go full alcoholism

I typically settle for $15/30 rack Hamms/Gennesse Cream Ale. Much more drinkable.

>>9406785
Get out of the house.

It's so hard to drink when out of the house it's unreal. That is, unless your friends are also people who constantly drink.

That feel when its late and you're tired from the day but out of booze in the house, so you have to put some clothes on, get in your car, and drive to the nearest market to get a bottle.

It's exhausting being a drunkie.

>>9409859
No reason really. Mostly boredom and those cravings we all get for a drink. First 4 or 5 months were really easy, then after that it became tough

>>9410914

How's Hamms? I see it at the store all the time but never dared try it. Just picked up a 5L Franzia "crisp white" on sale for $10.

i fucking lost it today. was supposed to go to work at noon but didnt wake up til 4. boss called me 5 times but i havent bothered responding. bought a pint of jim beam and finally told my parents that i have a real problem and need to go to rehab. no job and no money. i figure if i get forced to be sober for 20 days i should be fine. ive been drinking about 20 to 30 shots for the past 3 years and i am so fucking done with this. only 23 years old too so i cant wait for my relapse

>>9411231
what, 20-30 shots a day? for three years?

Everyone in these threads are wea/ck/ spinless s/ck/um bags

Muh first world problems, the thread

>>9406785
http://hams.cc/taper/

>>9406634
Drinking rum 3 nights in a row so far. I think it can only get worse from here.

>>9411307
stop now or forever be labeled and alcoholic by your doctor

>>9408579
wear two pairs of socks

>>9409023
wild turkey wrecks me. only thing that makes me puke

>>9408929
skyrim

>>9411241
i can say i've taken about 4 months off throughout it. its just this time i dont think i can make it out alone

>>9411374
welcome to the club, sir. dont think youll find anything else than sympathy here. tho sympathy gets you thus far, you wanna get better, you head to aa or shit like that. get real help, for your own good.

Reefer seems to really help with the sobriety boredom desu. Not like becoming a full time stoner but just to have some change of consciousness once or twice a week.

I don't seem to even get drunk anymore, I just get a weird body high and if I drink more I blackout, is this my body fighting me becoming an alcoholic or something?

>>9411556
yes. when you start noticing changes and your body starts declining and you still keep going that's when you know you've got the liquor bug

5 days sober.

It isn't easy guys you will be extremely sick the first 3 days.

Feel normal. Got a nutribullet yesterday and have been supplementing my urge to consume with fruit smoothies and mountain dew.

Actually feel pretty good for the first time in months. Not hungover not craving alcohol all the time and my girlfriend is very happy.

Smoking weed gets me high instead of fucking wrecked and am starting to like poker, my old passion again.

Can't call it an accomplishment until I go 3 months they say.

Got support in a kik chat room for alcoholics.

Oh, and yesterday I got a job at a really nice restaurant serving, that's like 35k a year, yesterday which I couldn't have gotten being drunk and hungover all the time.

Shakes went away too.

Good luck guys it's possible but I honestly could not have done it without support of my girlfriend and the people I talked to online.


Was literally ready to accept the idea of me living on the streets as an alcoholic last week. Now I feel like living again and am hopeful for my future.

Fucking alcohol ruins lives.

Last time I was sober I went 3 weeks. Wish me luck.

If you want my kik I can post it if anybody wants a sober buddy.

ever since I've started binging for days on end I haven't been brushing my teeth. I still do it here and there, and nobody has said anything about my breath, but they're starting to hurt (specifically back right).

Anybody else do this

Finishing off a half-bottle of Jim Beam

Ready for the shitshow that is monoday

God help us all

>>9411902
Good luck dude, try and find a gf if you don't have one. As long as she's not al/ck/ it can help a lot.
I fucked up and wifed myself an enabler and am afraid I'm ruining both of our lives.
Congrats on your sobriety, though!

>22
>Never really drink before this year
>When I do it's always binge drinking
>Drink a couple times in front of friends and family
>Everyone now thinks I'm a legit alcoholic
>Think "I'll show them alcoholic" and take down a couple long island ice teas at a wedding
>Pick up a 6 pack on the way home
>Go out to a bar around midnight and come stumbling back home around 3 all scraped up and bleeding with a knee the size of a baseball
>Make sure people in the house know by taking a shower and violently vomiting in it.
>Sit in puke clogged tub until I can stand up
>Attempt to towel off puke water but give up and sleep on the bathroom floor, covered in puke
>Wake up to the worst hangover I've ever had and spend the rest of my weekend unclogging and cleaning the bathtub

I don't think this is the life for me, lads.

why does liquor provide a completely shitty drunk devoid of all good feeling but beer is fun in a can?

2 quickly consumed 40's is so much better than this 3/4ths empty pint of vodka. yeah im drunk but it's not good.

is it just me? im new

>>9411954
yeah, you just wanted to show off that you're an adult now mom! to your family. Not criticizing, that's normal.

Most real alkies hide their shame religiously. Being shitfaced in public and no one noticing gets us off.

>>9411989
I've gotten through shifts at work completely blitzed before. It's miraculous no one noticed. One syllable words, a good shower, not having to stand to work and mints go a long way.

>>9408291
Something similar happened to me.

>drinking a fifth a day
>sometimes a half-gallon when things got bad
>2-3 yrs later of nightly blackouts
>finally get my shit together
>deal with withdrawals with weed and lots of melatonin
>some time later, few months maybe go to friends party
>have a few drinks all night maybe 8 or so
>next day feel like satan is raping my skull
>vomit like the possessed
>4 yrs later and I still can't drink very much
> a good thing i guess because I still can't control myself any other way

>>9411989
Looking back I reckon it was pretty immature and retarded. Took my knee a fucking week to heal. I've been daytime drunk a couple times and it's always been pretty fun to be in public. Not sure if I should be worried about that or not.

>>9406634
>shitfaced stupid drunk for the last 3 weeks, Literally waking up and going ti bed drunk daily
>take 1 day off (today) to go cut my dads grass at dawn
>intense Sharp pain in right side/back
>take 20mg of morphine
>gets worst

Just laying on my left side trying to ignore the pain and contemplating paying someone to do it and having a few drinks so the pain goes away

>>9406906
Yeah get the vodka

>>9406918
No, the beers will probably cost more than that.

>>9412175
>>9412178
It was two days ago and I did decide to drink vodka at home. Was the right decision.

>>9406785
Just do something, anything else. Put your money somewhere you can't touch it or spend it all on something to replace drinking.
This is actually how I came to /ck/ , I needed a hobby, bad. So instead of buying a case of beer at the supermarket I just bought ingredients instead. I'm not thinking about alcohol when I'm cooking, and I feel like I've achieved something i can make something nice. Even if there's no one around, I can still share it with you guys.

I just mixed beer and vodka because I need it all inside me in the least amount of sips because it tastes so bad.

Am I going to die?

>>9412270
ye but not from the beer and vodka but from the fact that you concocted and went through with such an idea

>>9406656
Weird, I just.gpt this and it's 5.9.

>>9408919
Kiwi-bro here, fuck I feel yah mate. The Goon is a cruel mistress.

>family having people around for anniversery
>buy beer for me plus like 2 other people
>one is working
>the other is driving
30ish free beers lads, lets go.

>>9411913
I havent brushed my teeth in a year

>>9412355
Kissed any girls since you stopped brushing?

>>9412362
Never kissed a girl ever

>>9411913
i lost a front tooth from falling 2 years ago and i just drink to forget im that weird guy missing a tooth fucking weirdo. wish i had the cash to fix

goddamnit

>>9411913
>>9412355
strong liquor disinfects the teeth and kills placque

>>9412375
>plaque is a living organism
Retard.

>>9410233
C O M F Y

>Realized the only lecture I have today has video lectures online
sweet, the pre-lecture drinks are now the pre-drinking drinks

>>9407646
He'd get over it.

>>9408550
Godspeed

7 day binge boys.

atleast im traveling soon so I cant buy any booze without people noticing.

>>9412375
It may kill bacteria and avoid cavity, but it fucks with the gum and periodontium, and your teeth will fall.
Brush, floss, try not to puke when doing so.

>>9409215
B&M sell it, over ratted and over priced compared t UK, beers.
I drink it here in HK, only because it is less than £1 a can.

>>9410149
Too dumb to filter threads he doesn't like.
Write a wall of text with muh caps, go die in a house fire.

Tapering is working. As long as I don't fuck up, today is day 1 of total sobriety. I need a drink to calm my nerves in preparation.

Also fuck being the guy in this pic. I wonder how alive he is. And how happy he is about it.

>>9412602
What is it?

>>9412602
Jesus. How the fuck did I miss that thread


That's fucking gross, An what a waste of heroin. It's fucking everywhere

>AV technician at one of the top 5 nightclubs in the US
>have free tab every night
>bartenders think it's funny to get us wasted so they will literally bring us multiple shots in the booth whenever they get a chance
>Can't seem to stop drinking at work and it's literally ruining my life
So far I've lost my house and fiancee and I just shake like a motherfucker before I have my first drink. I drive home every night too so maybe I'll just die of DUI before I kill myself from loss.

>>9412602
That has to be fake. I did H years and years ago and no matter how much I had I would never ever have been that sloppy with it. Every little dustgrain is precious.

>>9412626
This.


But maybe he's just rich and doesn't give a fuck.


I've also never seen that many same stamps. I can buy 3 bundles from the same guy and they will all be different

drinking this cheap "shochu". friend gave it to me after taking one sip and not liking it.

not too bad desu, does the job

>>9410149
>mentions losing weight twice
you weren't an alcoholic.

>>9412602
Not him but probably would have the same if I went 2 weeks without picking up, what a slob.

Been up all night 2 more hours until I can finally go cop. You just had to post that pic huh?

0,5l

>>9412733
>branvinn

Sounds like brandywine but it looks like vodka but the abv is too low.

Is this one of those Finnish memes again?

>almost picked up a bottle on my way home after more than a week on the wagon

White knuckled it home and once I'm inside even the thirst can get me out anymore. Feels like victory.

>>9412904
*not even

desu

>>9408335
don't do anything stupid like telling ur gf. u might feel guilty for a bit but you will soon forget about it. talking from experience

>>9413001
>living a deceitful life

Seems heavy desu.

>Been feeling like puking for hours now
>Not even that drunk
>Just feeling shitty

Some fag wanted me to guide him to the next sad thread. It's here:
>>9413059

>>9413304
I already found the next thread, if you're the asshole making new threads and not linking them in previous ones you're the fucking asshole jerkoff here not me

>>9409023

I can drink 8 quality pales ales/sours and not be hungover as long as I properly hydrate before bed

If I have a single can of Bud Light I will be thoroughly fucked the next day no matter what

Coors and Miller dont dont that to me, neither does PBR. Maybe it's the choice of rice instead of wheat or something in the brewing process?

>>9409023
I don't get hangovers anymore

>>9406634
>tfw you quit drinking for a while, but now your shit is back to being liquid

>>9413318
It's my first thread on the matter