/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The incredible edible egg!

Also, 2 dozen eggs will supply you with a full day of food on a keto diet, which costs as little as $1.00 at places like Walmart and Aldi's

>>9434073
>>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal to get them

I've got some news for you.

>>9434073
>Can be cooked in hundreds of different ways

Name 20.

The incredible edible egg!

i used to eat a dozen or two eggs a week and then suddenly my body stopped tolerating them and now if i eat one i shit and vomit and lie in the fetal position for hours

it sucks, dude

>>9434630
>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal
>slaughter a living animal
>a living animal
>living

>>9434943
They are probably talking about the practice around it but it's not like all eggs come from places that operate like that, just most.

>>9434683
Sounds like a personal problem

>>9434612
>2 dozen eggs for a dollar
Not even the bottom of the barrel eggs are this cheap

>>9435528
Maybe not if you live in Commiefornia.

>>9434073
Eggs are too bitter.

>>9435544
Wut

>>9435542
Huh. I guess I just haven't bought shitty eggs in a long time. I normally see them around 1.50 a dozen

>>9434073
Bread

Milk! Badum tis,

No such thing as the ethical egg. Healthy happy chickens don't make wasted eggs. You're either torturing the mom or aborting the kids. Also, someone pay the male chick grinder webm. (Macerator.)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ethical+egg+myth&t=fpas&ia=web

>>9435734
*play

>>9434073
What about nuts?

>>9435744
most dishes don't contain nuts

>>9434073
Egg Beaters

>>9434630
y eat non dejected eggs then yeh no life^ the eggs need to be fertilized to be slaughtered

How do vegans even manage to get by without eggs?

>>9434612
if i eat more than three a day my GI tract just says fuck you and I end up RIPd on the floor for indeterminate periods of time

I carry an egg with me at all times.

>>9435542
Tfw eggs are like 30 cents each here if you get the cheap ones from sad hens. (Denmark)

>>9434683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXfC16rv_fs

>>9436672
Me too, they're great to have on hand, especially during trying times.

>tfw an 18-pack of xl eggs are $1.50 this week
I might have to go pick up another cartoon or two before the after-church crowd swarms the store

>>9436684
I own 8 chickens. They cost me 10$ and about 3 hours of work spread over a month. And most of them lay an egg everyday in the summer.

>>9436722
One of the best parts of working nights is going to stores after work and beating all the old ladies to the clearance sections.

>>9436791
propaganda to spread alzheimer's

>>9434073
>nutritious
citation needed
last i checked they are as bad for you as smoking

>>9436793
Got any photos of the chickens?

>>9436816
Here's one with a chicken in it. Don't have as many of them on my phone as I'd thought.

>>9436820
doggo is hungover af

>>9436820
Are you Dr Doolittle?

>>9436820
Me on the right

>>9436820
Get that doggo's eyes checked

>>9435910
most don't contain egg either

>>9436820
What the fuck is wrong with your dog's eyes?!

>Been doing more with eggs recently
>Making eggs benedict
>Eggs in a basket
>Working on my hardboiling technique cause I just made my first batch of scotch eggs. Which when done right are perfect for either breakfast or a quick snack
>Make fried rice with them
>Crack one in my ramen
>Hollandaise sauce

Eggs are the most versatile protein, but you gotta know what you are doing

>>9436663
egg allergies are real

I just want to brag here that I can cook a perfect french omelet

Great for impressing thots. asian qts like those rolled eggs.

>>9436791
Insidious vegan propaganda.

>implying there's anything wrong with slaying another organism for their nutrients

>>9434073
>>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal to get them
Found the city fucker here.
>That one time I cracked open a free range egg and out pops a fetus.

>>9436800
Is this maine or am I just guessing wrong too?

>>9437961
Try duck eggs. Most with egg allergies can handle duck eggs no prob.

Actually fuck chicken eggs. Duck eggs are superior in every way barring cost and availability. Richer and creamier flavor, bigger yolk, thicker shell so they stay fresher longer, more omega 3's, fluffier in pastry.

>>9438844
Yea, you guessed right.
Old orchard beach.

>>9438872
Yeah fuck beef! Bison is superior in every way!

>>9437738
Bilateral persistent nictitating membranes.

The more you know.