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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 19:30:22 2017 No.9438775 >>9438770 That looks a meal for one but it has like eight fucking sausages, wtf

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 19:30:29 2017 No.9438776 >>9438770 cancerous

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 19:34:14 2017 No.9438788 >>9438770 y, tho?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 19:38:54 2017 No.9438803 >>9438770 That's cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 19:40:27 2017 No.9438807 >>9438775 >Meal for one >sihtload of sausage and 3 eggs u wot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 20:36:03 2017 No.9438951 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, 1501626276170.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 21:27:34 2017 No.9439121 >>9438951 enjoy your overcooked everything with 10 different flavors of nasty shit squirted on it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 21:32:16 2017 No.9439138 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, Oil Nice and Cold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 21:32:37 2017 No.9439140 >>9438951 Wtf. What's the point of putting a fried egg on the burger if the yolk is broken and the whites are paper thin, cooked to death

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 21:56:56 2017 No.9439238 File: 9 KB, 235x214, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9438951 DEAR GOD STOP PUTTING SAUCES ON THERE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:12:30 2017 No.9439312 >>9439138 Why

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:20:51 2017 No.9439342 File: 1.71 MB, 640x360, 1502782946658.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:22:40 2017 No.9439351 >>9439342 >the no tears onion chopping challenge

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:25:30 2017 No.9439368 >>9439342 My ex had this same blank expression when she said she didn't love me anymore, i tried to hug her before I left and she didn't even move her arms. Thanks asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:27:28 2017 No.9439375 >>9438770 >serving food with toothpicks inside REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:28:42 2017 No.9439383 >>9439342 let me guess this is some of that stupid asmr shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:31:39 2017 No.9439396 >>9438951 phillipines? feels like it, what with all the sauces

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:32:57 2017 No.9439403 >>9438951 oh god I can just imagine biting into this fucking thing and having a mouthful of sauce get squirted into you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:35:18 2017 No.9439409 File: 42 KB, 230x319, 1501594823318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439403 >having a mouthful of sauce squirted into you I bet you're used to that huh ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 22:43:35 2017 No.9439446 File: 30 KB, 500x500, heh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439368

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:02:39 2017 No.9439517 >>9439446 Fuck you incel nigger faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:05:37 2017 No.9439525 >>9438770 * Bites into toothpick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:21:38 2017 No.9439569 File: 1.63 MB, 800x500, hotdogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:23:23 2017 No.9439575 File: 438 KB, 808x805, 1504712865608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439569

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:30:53 2017 No.9439601 >>9438951 i can almost smell the burnt eggs from my screen

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:35:48 2017 No.9439615 >>9439569 why

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:38:58 2017 No.9439629 File: 27 KB, 364x290, 15034858724703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439569

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:40:00 2017 No.9439634 >>9439601 They aren't burnt though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:40:46 2017 No.9439637 >>9439138 best part is that there is a sizeable cut of the adult population whom she is a better cook than

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:41:36 2017 No.9439640 >>9439368 its ok anon im sure you will find someone

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:43:07 2017 No.9439646 >>9439640 she took the only part of me that was worth loving I have been, am, and will continue to be alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:45:32 2017 No.9439662 File: 27 KB, 500x281, IMG_1927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439569 For what purpose

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:46:12 2017 No.9439667 >>9439634 fuck off jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:47:41 2017 No.9439673 >>9439646 Why are you pretending to be me? I haven't been alone the entire time. Managed to steal an amazing girl from her faggot bf, but as of today she ignores it when I tell her I love her and won't respond when I say goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 23:49:49 2017 No.9439678 File: 1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 1504391126365.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439673 everywhere I go I must bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 00:28:02 2017 No.9439784 >>9439673 Ignore her for a while then, show that bitch who's boss

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 00:30:34 2017 No.9439792 >>9439678 >the other guy got the shit chips lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 00:48:17 2017 No.9439835 >>9439368 Quit being a faggot and cook something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 00:50:15 2017 No.9439840 >>9438951 that reminds me of okonomiyaki I had in Japan. was good at first. but then it became way too rich and sweet. got nasty very fast. and since I don't want to be rude, like a retard I finished it. Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 01:25:56 2017 No.9439926 >>9438770 The work that implies cut every sausage in that way is not worth compared to the result

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 02:25:36 2017 No.9440098 File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, 1502784150886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 02:35:27 2017 No.9440126 File: 2.16 MB, 640x360, 1501617617405.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 02:53:10 2017 No.9440149 >>9438770 This is fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 02:58:46 2017 No.9440156 >>9440126 mmm yes. the famous korean egg scientist research center

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:04:13 2017 No.9440162 >>9438770 Looks like it would taste awful, but it looks kawaii as hell nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:19:07 2017 No.9440182 >>9438951 is this ramly burger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:21:06 2017 No.9440184 File: 1.89 MB, 300x220, 1502117075831.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:23:35 2017 No.9440187 >>9440184 This is some next-level creepshot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:28:46 2017 No.9440195 >>9438951 this would be alright if the eggs were scrambled properly first, then folded over the burger pretty much instantly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:31:34 2017 No.9440199 >>9439569 Jacks protege

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:33:09 2017 No.9440204 >>9439792 fuck off out of this website you britbongistani fucking faggot >>9440098 kill yourself >>9440162 >kawaii >as hell >nigga >>>/tumblr/ >>>/twitter/ >>>/facebook/ >>>/instagram/ >>>/suicide/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:36:45 2017 No.9440206 >>9440204 who hurt you pal? you aite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:42:57 2017 No.9440222 >>9440204 that's super un-kawaii of you mate. did someone piss in your corn flakes today? or is it the usual combination of self-loathing and hopelessness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:44:55 2017 No.9440225 >>9439569 I think my sewer troll has autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:49:09 2017 No.9440243 >>9440182 no because they're wearing gloves, but I swear every stall i go to gets lazier and lazier. I guess that's expected for just RM3.50++

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:51:54 2017 No.9440257 File: 2.77 MB, 796x450, 1497112380451.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:52:01 2017 No.9440258 >>9440184 then she throws it up >>9440204 would you like to talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:54:05 2017 No.9440261 >>9440257 ouch

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:54:31 2017 No.9440264 File: 1.97 MB, 640x1136, 1504184130842.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9440098 >>9439342 she looks weird without makeup

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 03:58:42 2017 No.9440274 >>9439342 who is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 04:03:26 2017 No.9440278 File: 381 KB, 430x410, emded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9440264 fucking parkinson's, man who is that btw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 04:13:01 2017 No.9440302 >>9440278 no one knows, she just gets posted a lot is all

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 04:16:43 2017 No.9440311 >>9440257 :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:14:35 2017 No.9440418 >>9440257 Wew

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:26:46 2017 No.9440432 File: 349 KB, 135x101, 1458068752917.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9440184 >she doesn't chew

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:30:22 2017 No.9440435 >>9440432 haahah i bet her farts smell extremly rotten

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:37:50 2017 No.9440444 >>9440264 look at her fucking knees caving in

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:51:41 2017 No.9440465 >>9440444 So hot, I know Cheque'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:57:30 2017 No.9440478 >>9440126 Japan is miles ahead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 06:27:26 2017 No.9440537 >>9440257 HOLD IT IN DONT CRY MIMI.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 06:43:57 2017 No.9440588 >>9438951 Excuse me but could you overcook that egg for me a little more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 06:47:46 2017 No.9440594 >>9440204 Of all the faggotry on /ck/ to sperg about you pick those posts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 06:55:22 2017 No.9440609 >>9439403 >having a mouthful of sauce get squirted into you More like on your shirt and on your trousers ....

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 07:22:43 2017 No.9440660 >>9440264 all chicks do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 07:59:25 2017 No.9440740 >>9439342 I want to hug her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:02:10 2017 No.9440750 >>9439569 Why did american do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:04:40 2017 No.9440756 >>9440126 Seems like the middle guy ain't doing shit. At least give the man a pair of chopsticks so he can move the egg curds around a little more than just a gentle swirl. Fucking Julia Child had a less limp wrist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:06:43 2017 No.9440758 >>9440750 >american newfriend much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:06:59 2017 No.9440759 >>9440264 >posture I'm a huge fan of that early onset hunch back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:11:26 2017 No.9440773 >>9440264 what do you really gain by having a half oven?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:15:53 2017 No.9440786 >>9440773 I'm guessing it probably uses less energy. There have been times when I was reluctant to use my full sized oven for small stuff, though I probably would have used it if I had a half sized one like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:16:24 2017 No.9440937 >>9440478 Can you imagine doing that for a living? All day long, Japanese workdays? I understand they go crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:21:13 2017 No.9440949 >>9439342 It's not good for the sharpness of the knife to drag it along the cutting board like that. Flip it and use the top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:23:07 2017 No.9440951 >>9439569 Shitty corndogs. I have no idea why the toothpicks are necessary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:23:45 2017 No.9440953 >>9440773 I probably won't hold a full sized turkey, but that thing looks like it can bake pretty much 90% of oven dishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:23:54 2017 No.9440954 >>9440257 I cri everytim

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:28:00 2017 No.9440966 >>9440953 americans are the only people on earth silly enough to shove a whole turkey in the oven tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:29:31 2017 No.9440969 >>9440966 >i don't know how to use an oven

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:42:22 2017 No.9441003

>>9440937
>a short, stocky middle-aged man in a blue button-down shirt and cheap tie wearing a hard hat comes in with a clipboard
>"omelette production is at an all-time low we need to double output to meet this month's quota"
>guy in the middle now swirling pans twice as fast

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 09:56:00 2017 No.9441035 File: 842 KB, 1440x2560, Snapchat-346058689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9440966 I did it and it came out wonderful

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:03:35 2017 No.9441053

>>9440949
Everyone says this, and it makes intuitive sense, but is it actually a significant effect on a proper chopping board? Especially if you're using a steel regularly, the wear from a few scrapes against soft material seems like it would get cancelled out completely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:07:12 2017 No.9441059 >>9441035 you glorious bastard you im ready to throw my diet to the winds now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:07:52 2017 No.9441061 >>9441035 why are you pretending to be a nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:09:08 2017 No.9441065 >>9441061 Because it's funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:10:43 2017 No.9441069 >>9441065 so funny that I forgot to laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:11:55 2017 No.9441074 >>9441069 Well you remembered now so go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:12:15 2017 No.9441075 >>9441069 Maybe you just have a different sense of humor, anon. You've got to play to your audience sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:24:47 2017 No.9441124 >>9441075 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:39:27 2017 No.9441167 >>9439569 WA LA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:42:35 2017 No.9441175 >>9439792 Those are spicy fries, britbong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 10:49:35 2017 No.9441192 >>9440264 What's her name

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:05:54 2017 No.9441235 >>9440966 >god I can't believe americans O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:09:39 2017 No.9441243 >>9438951 It looks like the guy is using a spackling spreader that you would get at the hardware store to flip that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:14:06 2017 No.9441259 >>9441243 so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:15:27 2017 No.9441261 >>9440222 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:22:44 2017 No.9441278 >>9441259 Just an observation, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:44:36 2017 No.9441343 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, Delicious Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread doesn't have enough webms, post webms you dorks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:46:06 2017 No.9441349 File: 1.74 MB, 600x336, 1486579025359.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:46:08 2017 No.9441350 >>9439342 >>9440264 >>9440274 >>9440278 >>9441192 anna speckhart https://www.instagram.com/annaspeckhart/?hl=en

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:47:15 2017 No.9441354 File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, Delicious Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:49:05 2017 No.9441356 >>9441349 fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:51:36 2017 No.9441365 why does industrial production of food gives me a hard on

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:55:44 2017 No.9441375 >>9439138 holy fuck is this that woman from northern england or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 11:56:15 2017 No.9441376 File: 2.53 MB, 640x360, slow_down_cendol_guy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441350 >just married bless her hope she'll have a wonderful life ahead of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:01:09 2017 No.9441397 >>9441375 yes https://www.kaysgoodcooking.co.uk/

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:06:25 2017 No.9441414

>>9438951
Basicaly Omelett burger.
I would say this is well done, even if the entire point is to make it a little bland and drown it in sauces.
Or you could add the sauces before mixing, to add more flavor to the egg.

>>9440756
His only job is to make sure the first guy didn't fuck up.
Its terrible, but i guess that means the first guy doesn't need to be careful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:08:03 2017 No.9441421 >>9439140 >>9439601 >>9439121 >>9440588 why is everyone talking about overcooked eggs when we can plainly see they're not even browned when he folds them? do you all just like your eggs "mirror" with the tops raw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:10:20 2017 No.9441427 >>9441376 >vomit.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:10:27 2017 No.9441429 File: 48 KB, 500x500, 1501971898375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439138

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:13:11 2017 No.9441436 File: 2.83 MB, 320x180, pizzaroni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441427 heres more for you, love

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:15:25 2017 No.9441440 >>9438803 You're cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:16:11 2017 No.9441441 >>9440156 >>9440478 Pretty sure it's a Chinese factory for air catering. Omelets are a popular choice in Chinese airlines. Or in airlines in general I would even say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:17:18 2017 No.9441444 File: 80 KB, 427x640, corn-dogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9440750 Shitty attempt at making a delicious corn dog perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:25:13 2017 No.9441463 >>9441376 This doesn't look good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:27:37 2017 No.9441475 >>9441436 what

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:28:04 2017 No.9441476 >>9440257 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 12:29:04 2017 No.9441480 >>9440951 >corndogs They're battered sausages, which can be pretty great if you actually do the batter right so that it sticks to them. They're pretty different to corndogs since it's a thin crispy batter like you'd use to fry battered fish in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:12:47 2017 No.9441660 File: 2.85 MB, 480x480, 1501853817920.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441343 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:15:18 2017 No.9441666 File: 2.83 MB, 480x480, 1500250232544.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:29:43 2017 No.9441711 >>9441660 seriously?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:38:30 2017 No.9441733 >>9441711 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:39:18 2017 No.9441739 >>9441711 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:39:38 2017 No.9441741 >>9441354 I think the Green and Pinkish Raspberry cookie things are my favorite, because when they are completed they look like little monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:43:02 2017 No.9441755 >>9441376 Literally caused me to gag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:44:17 2017 No.9441761 >>9441666 Japs should not be allowed to be better than us at these stupid memecook videos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 13:48:38 2017 No.9441777 >>9441711 That's one way of making it. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:01:36 2017 No.9441812 >>9441436 Gotta admit I laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:03:07 2017 No.9441818 >>9441475 it's a piss-take, and a good one at that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:23:37 2017 No.9441892 >>9441375 id imagine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:28:10 2017 No.9441913 >>9440098 She's beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:32:53 2017 No.9441934 File: 1.33 MB, 889x500, onion_cut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441375 Northumberland Kaye

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:39:05 2017 No.9441952 >>9440257 I'll teach you to cook!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:39:34 2017 No.9441955 >>9441343 so, what you see here is a life form trying to escape from being burnt to death (yeast), very fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:41:52 2017 No.9441966 >>9441812 ok newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:44:46 2017 No.9441980 >>9441343 Now I wanna fuck bread, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 14:46:55 2017 No.9441994 File: 25 KB, 446x456, LUkOFEc_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441660 Cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:04:34 2017 No.9442059 >>9438951 thought this was the new taco bell egg taco for a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:10:31 2017 No.9442077 >>9441955 >ahhhhh almost all things that get eaten was alive at some point, unless you want to eat chemical type shit? like veggies, they were alive at some point. grow up and eat yur tendies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:13:16 2017 No.9442087 File: 87 KB, 780x585, 1440979170187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441934 My fucking jimmies are rustled to extremes inconceivable by human perception

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:14:10 2017 No.9442088 >>9438770 You could easily do this without the ring of hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:18:08 2017 No.9442097 File: 358 KB, 492x482, 1502083927354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9438951 The amount of sauce you put on is thicker then the patty

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:19:43 2017 No.9442099 >>9441350 her husband looks old as fuck I bet he's loaded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:26:21 2017 No.9442116 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, Margherita.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:31:53 2017 No.9442138 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, Table Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9440257 >that upside down "come hither" motion Hated that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:33:52 2017 No.9442148 >>9441436

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:34:34 2017 No.9442150 File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, Pancake Autist.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441436 >almost ready to bake >but first >BLEND! Ok I admit, that caught me off guard and made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:37:17 2017 No.9442159 >>9439678 if that was only Kewpie mayo, yum

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:38:17 2017 No.9442165 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, Mexican Lunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439678

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:40:35 2017 No.9442174 File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, Full English.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:41:12 2017 No.9442175 >>9442159 >kewpie mayo mixed with ketchup even better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:43:30 2017 No.9442187 File: 396 KB, 500x280, Ferrero Rocher.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:47:39 2017 No.9442204 File: 2.95 MB, 544x960, 1195084.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:48:22 2017 No.9442209 File: 526 KB, 890x680, Balloon Meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442204 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:50:06 2017 No.9442214 >>9442209 This made me burst out in laughter. Why

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:53:30 2017 No.9442222 >>9442214 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Incongruous_juxtaposition_theory

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:54:02 2017 No.9442227 >>9440750 >american https://youtu.be/Lgd-Ve-_Gm0

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:54:37 2017 No.9442229 >>9442227 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 15:55:36 2017 No.9442235 File: 101 KB, 468x628, 1395654445228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442174 >that ending

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:00:50 2017 No.9442245 >>9442174 DARET?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:01:28 2017 No.9442247 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, Arabic Coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:02:50 2017 No.9442254 >>9440758 >newfriend >much? teenage girl who just discovered 4chan from 9gag much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:03:56 2017 No.9442259 File: 2.79 MB, 396x224, greasy spoon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:03:58 2017 No.9442260 >>9438775 One american

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:04:01 2017 No.9442261 File: 2.92 MB, 688x384, beebun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEEHOLD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:04:55 2017 No.9442264 >>9442261 Americans need to be stopped NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:05:08 2017 No.9442265 File: 2.17 MB, 362x366, try this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wud u

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:07:57 2017 No.9442273 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, M&S.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442265 if I liked banana I might

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:09:02 2017 No.9442277 File: 2.45 MB, 710x400, Guac no audio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442273 shit, that was a bad webm my mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:09:21 2017 No.9442280 >>9442273 I love M&S food. Wish I could afford to shop there more often.

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Mon Sep 18 16:09:26 2017 No.9442281 File: 3.04 MB, 444x250, 1500058163116.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441235 >tfw hovering over the post link perfectly aligns the word american in both the original post and the reply O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:11:02 2017 No.9442284 >>9442187 fucking nice

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:13:10 2017 No.9442288

>>9442281
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:13:31 2017 No.9442291 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly King Of The Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442288

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Mon Sep 18 16:14:21 2017 No.9442293 >>9442288 O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:14:34 2017 No.9442296 >>9442261 ???

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:15:31 2017 No.9442301 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, I'll Give You Something To Cry About.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442293

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:17:57 2017 No.9442316 >>9442293 Are you an amerilard then, tripfag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:17:57 2017 No.9442317 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, the chad king of egg fort.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442291 I wish people would post this .webm in every /ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:19:11 2017 No.9442321 >>9442293 Retard. Everyone point and laugh at the retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:20:23 2017 No.9442332 >>9442291 But how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:20:37 2017 No.9442333 >>9442293 fuck off tripfag >>9442291 I wonder who eats that. Would you buy that as more then just a one-off thing?

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Mon Sep 18 16:21:41 2017 No.9442340 >>9442316 >>9442321 >>9442333

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:22:57 2017 No.9442345 >>9442333 So you are out somewhere doing this and that All of a sudden you get a bit peckish Looks like a perfect snack if you aren't health obsessed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:23:14 2017 No.9442347 File: 2.92 MB, 608x568, Chips n Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442332 Has to sell enough eggs to clear his escape route, otherwise he doesn't get to leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:24:05 2017 No.9442350 File: 2.29 MB, 1280x720, give me a bite mate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:26:18 2017 No.9442356 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this. as I hand her a bowl of eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:26:48 2017 No.9442360 >>9442340 Do your worst, triptard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:27:13 2017 No.9442363 >>9442261 what is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:28:18 2017 No.9442368 >>9442229 kek this channel is brilliant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8BaQrFZOYQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:29:28 2017 No.9442371 >>9442138 >that'll $500 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:30:54 2017 No.9442374 >>9442347 well shit, no wonder he's so surly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:32:00 2017 No.9442378 >>9442138 Once he finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:34:18 2017 No.9442387 >>9442378 no you wouldn't you faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:34:20 2017 No.9442388 >>9442138 >wealthy "people"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:36:45 2017 No.9442394 >>9441934 He's got to be doing this shit on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:37:47 2017 No.9442398 >>9442394 Kay is a woman, I think

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:38:00 2017 No.9442399 >>9442277 the best thing about that video is the sound bad webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:39:13 2017 No.9442404 >>9442150 >lemon juice and sugar crepe my nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:41:09 2017 No.9442411 File: 8 KB, 256x201, 1487653127769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442150 not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:45:14 2017 No.9442426 File: 977 KB, 1280x720, 1504024468521.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:48:33 2017 No.9442437 File: 1.94 MB, 406x498, Butter Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:48:45 2017 No.9442439 >>9442426 can no one stop this man??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:48:49 2017 No.9442441 File: 948 KB, 200x200, peace_out.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442265 Made it for my mother on mother's day even though I mostly lurk /co/, she enjoyed it as most people enjoy food that even looks remotely fancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:49:18 2017 No.9442442 >>9439138 she doesn't stop pouring wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:49:27 2017 No.9442444 >>9442426 >watching happen, knowing nothing can stop it It's like a car crash holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:49:56 2017 No.9442447 File: 2.67 MB, 480x360, apple prep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:50:55 2017 No.9442449 >>9439368 damn...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:52:35 2017 No.9442454 File: 2.68 MB, 400x230, Carrot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442447

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:52:40 2017 No.9442455 >>9442447 >number of days without a workplace injury.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:54:08 2017 No.9442458 >>9439138 Who let her do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:55:15 2017 No.9442462 >>9442454 ok but why

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:55:52 2017 No.9442468 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, Meat Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442462 why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:56:23 2017 No.9442471 >>9442138 where is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:58:14 2017 No.9442476 File: 1.99 MB, 640x360, Eat Off The Table You Fucking Animals.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442471 somewhere retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:59:14 2017 No.9442479 >>9442471 Alinea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 16:59:55 2017 No.9442480 >>9442476 my 5 year old nephew would be a hit at this place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:07:03 2017 No.9442498 >>9442261 >eating a sandwich full of bees

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:07:08 2017 No.9442501 File: 1.06 MB, 3024x4032, vmq0gj1p6yyy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441436

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:07:52 2017 No.9442502 >>9442498 They get brushed off before you eat Any that get rolled in are just bonus protein

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:08:20 2017 No.9442503 >>9442502 and bonus poison

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:11:08 2017 No.9442515 >>9442503 flies aren't poisonous

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:11:58 2017 No.9442518 >>9442515 >flies I know, but we're not talking about flies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:12:27 2017 No.9442519 >>9442518 we are

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:13:16 2017 No.9442521 >>9442247 How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:13:20 2017 No.9442522 >>9442519 maybe you are, because you're stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:14:54 2017 No.9442532 >>9442204 This is a fun one to post on /o/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:15:01 2017 No.9442534 >>9442174 There is something disturbingly sexual about that sausage being dipped into that egg yolk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:17:34 2017 No.9442544 >>9442247 Fucking magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:19:08 2017 No.9442552 >>9442247 >magic coffee

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:22:25 2017 No.9442561 >>9442426 I've never seen this video but just from watching and not seeing anything recognizable I can tell it's a jack video. That man has got to be the biggest doofus on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:25:34 2017 No.9442572 >>9442426 I can only assume that grill is on the lowest setting possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:27:58 2017 No.9442583 >>9442350 What is that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:28:25 2017 No.9442585 >>9442561 https://youtu.be/zdE8yh0d1_0 here it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:33:37 2017 No.9442605 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, pork pyramid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:37:25 2017 No.9442616 >>9442561 >not seeing anything recognizable that gaudy ring of his always gives it away

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:45:19 2017 No.9442665

>>9442468
I say this every time but christ what a fucking disgusting mess. The first sandwich looks quite nice. Then that bacon roll up looks quite nice, on its own, maybe even as a side to the first sandwich if you're feeling extravagant. Ridiculous to put them together.

But then the fries? why even bother making fries if you're going to turn it into cheesey mashed potato? just make that from scratch ffs. and then why the ever loving fuck would you put that on the already disgusting calorie bomb of a sandwich.

It's obviously a professional service somewhere, if a food truck sold these things seperately it would make a bomb. I have no idea why professionals would willingly waste this much food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:45:58 2017 No.9442669 >>9441463 It really is though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:46:04 2017 No.9442670 >>9442356 not even a bowl of eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:46:43 2017 No.9442672 >>9442116 I don't know why, but this makes me feel very uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:48:01 2017 No.9442679 >>9442521 >>9442544 >>9442552 There is coffe inside, it gets just hot really fast and it starts to boil over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:48:55 2017 No.9442682 >>9442454 Impressive but highly unusual

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:49:35 2017 No.9442687 >>9442605 The world is a beautiful place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 17:57:50 2017 No.9442724 File: 1.96 MB, 600x600, 1476660819779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9441934 please noooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 18:10:39 2017 No.9442764 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, roast pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 18:12:24 2017 No.9442768 >>9442764 That crackling is something else

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 18:49:53 2017 No.9442889 >>9442764 How are you able to make such long Webms under 3 MB

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:20:51 2017 No.9442991 >>9442665 >why even bother making fries if you're going to turn it into cheesey mashed potato It's very possible that they just had a bag full of pre-cut frozen fries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:23:07 2017 No.9442998 >>9442889 Nothing in particular, just sticking them through ffmpeg. I think that one worked well because it's mostly slow moving shots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:30:02 2017 No.9443020 File: 2.28 MB, 800x500, taco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:38:49 2017 No.9443044 File: 27 KB, 533x531, Y1r9Sb2_B7w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443020 Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:39:01 2017 No.9443047 >>9443020 a part of my soul died after watching this webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:40:03 2017 No.9443053 >>9442165 >that intricate scissoring of the bag >that delicate use of tongs >dumps last bit out anyway Never ceases to make me laugh. Otherwise this shit is just disturbing as hell to think about people eating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:43:42 2017 No.9443062 >>9442468 Disgusting. I want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:44:57 2017 No.9443068 >>9442116 >vodka :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:46:58 2017 No.9443073 >>9443020 >10lbs of lettuce and cucumbers >1 gram of meat >no room even for sauce in that sad tortilla >taco what in the FUCK are they even doing man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:50:47 2017 No.9443089 >>9442165 I'm mexican yes this is a typical lunch for us. Don't judge us, were not exactly known for our 'cuisine'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:52:45 2017 No.9443099 File: 159 KB, 323x246, 1401720810162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9439569

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:11:10 2017 No.9443156 File: 2.57 MB, 768x432, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:17:43 2017 No.9443180 >>9442411 He's just having a good time you meme fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:20:50 2017 No.9443192 >>9442679 >>9442247 so what is there like a tube in the sand that feeds it into the cup? i dont get it is the coffee under the sand and it rises through a hole in the cup? then how does it stay in when its poured? im calling bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:23:02 2017 No.9443203 >>9443192 Nothing feeds the cup, you're fucking dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:26:14 2017 No.9443213 >>9443156 Fucking hell, I shivered with revulsion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:26:56 2017 No.9443217 >>9443180 You can't expect people who never leave their basement and get all their social experience through Chinese cartoons to know that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:29:48 2017 No.9443226 >>9440257 jesus christ, what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:32:30 2017 No.9443231 >>9441278 a retarded one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:32:54 2017 No.9443233 >>9441069 right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:34:16 2017 No.9443238 >>9443217 >he said >on 4chan >chinese cartoons Lel. First time here, kiddo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:35:53 2017 No.9443245 >>9443238 You sound way more new than he does

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:37:07 2017 No.9443247 >>9443245 I was meming you dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:39:01 2017 No.9443257 File: 3.95 MB, 480x360, 352[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442426 It just occurred to me jack is the real life version of one of those people on the "as seen on tv" commercials.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:40:48 2017 No.9443264 >>9443245 >he Yeah okay :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:41:53 2017 No.9443267 >>9442150 he picks his fucking nose. god damnit man

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Mon Sep 18 20:43:23 2017 No.9443272 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, 1501700046941.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443257 >Has THIS ever happened to you?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:49:53 2017 No.9443279 >>9443156 Are they frying those in motor oil? What is going on here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:50:27 2017 No.9443280 File: 11 KB, 224x225, 1386709410204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443192 >>9443192 >>9443192 >>9443192

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:51:37 2017 No.9443283 >>9441660 hahahaha drugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:52:14 2017 No.9443285 >>9443267 I'm pretty sure that was a finger lick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:58:14 2017 No.9443303 File: 10 KB, 250x246, 1488422191169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443020

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:58:30 2017 No.9443305 some of these don't look THAT bad honestly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:08:45 2017 No.9443336 >>9442889 WebmForRetards makes it really easy you set a file limit size and decrease the resolution with variable bitrate until you meet the cutoff

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:14:16 2017 No.9443350 >>9439678 ketchup is the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:19:22 2017 No.9443365 >>9442247 Turkish coffee not Arabic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:19:42 2017 No.9443367 >>9442411 There's music playing, you jackass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:21:04 2017 No.9443371 File: 573 KB, 621x672, 1445828897660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443020 This is so shit on so many levels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:21:09 2017 No.9443372 >>9439678 I fail to see the problem here. Ketchup on plain ass fries is perfectly acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:23:33 2017 No.9443379 >>9443020 >flyoversattempttomakeauthentictacos.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:38:41 2017 No.9443423 >>9443247 >merely pretending

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:38:43 2017 No.9443424 >>9443203 then explain the endless stream of coffee from one cup

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:45:35 2017 No.9443449 >>9443379 That's clearly a Californian

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:46:27 2017 No.9443452 >>9442150 isn't that a crepe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:48:47 2017 No.9443459 >>9443379 Nigger, Texas is a "Flyover state" So is New Mexico So is Arizona I had better Mexican food in fucking Oklahoma than I ever did in fucking California.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:55:19 2017 No.9443480 >>9443192 the sand heats the coffee inside the pot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:56:31 2017 No.9443485 >>9443459 I'm from oklahoma and the mexican food was the only redeeming thing about that godforsaken dustbowl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 21:57:35 2017 No.9443490 >>9443020 >not owning a commercial grade tortilla steamer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:01:13 2017 No.9443498 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, bananagram.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442204 someone needs to make a version of this that plays the clashing of the swords starting at 0:08 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcjWJ9t2Yag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:01:39 2017 No.9443499 >>9442265 sure, why not

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:01:46 2017 No.9443501 >>9438770 >american-creativity.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:03:26 2017 No.9443507 >>9442399 tell that to fucking Hiro i'm sick of never getting a straight anwser about this. i've asked a hundred times on /tv/ and /qa/ and nobody fucking knows why. just give us sound already u fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:05:18 2017 No.9443513 >>9443365 >Turkish coffee not Arabic >implying there is a meaningful difference Turkish, Arabic, Pakistani...it's all the fucking same

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:05:43 2017 No.9443516 >>9443507 I thought Moot addressed it when he first implemented webm support. If I recall correctly it was to minimize screamers and shit outside /gif/ and /wsg/. That was his reason, anyway. Who knows what that crafty weeb was thinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:05:53 2017 No.9443517 >>9442174 >that unitasker as fuck griddle

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:08:48 2017 No.9443528 >>9441427 >>9441463 >>9441755 Vietnamese food is pretty tasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:09:34 2017 No.9443530 >>9442174 >britlards

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:12:16 2017 No.9443541 >>9442356 >your gf never helps you dramatize 4chan memes feels super bad man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:12:36 2017 No.9443542 >>9443020 the best part is all the indecision in his actions. going for another cucmber, unsure of what to do after he fucks up, goes to throw it out but then comes back with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:20:26 2017 No.9443565 File: 1.36 MB, 300x165, 1504668508231.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443513

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:20:48 2017 No.9443566

>>9443372
Fries go into the ketchup, not the ketchup on the fries.

Just splattering it all over the fries means you're going to get your hands covered in ketchup picking fries, there's going to be soggy fries since they're all already covered, and it's not going to be uneven coverage and you'll need to reapply (Or convert to patrician dipping) once you finish the upper layer(s).

It's a whole bunch of retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:23:39 2017 No.9443578 >>9442350 you came to eat, but little did you know you actually came to be eaten

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:24:02 2017 No.9443581 >>9442138 This is some next level trolling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:24:32 2017 No.9443586 >>9442350 Ah... it was by my side all along...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:25:00 2017 No.9443588 >>9442204 Fuck that was a good /o/ thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:31:14 2017 No.9443612 >>9443480 still not buying it theres too much coming out of there

Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:33:42 2017 No.9443624

>>9443516
Modern /gif/ and /wsg/ have hardly any screamers and old /gif/ had barely any jump scares.

I guess Moot had to eternally assume the worst about his users, but it still seems like overkill. Keeping audio from fucking webms on boards like /tv/ really grinds my gears.

I've always assumed it was more to do with storage space, or as you said, something else entirely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:34:08 2017 No.9443625 >>9441436 sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:38:10 2017 No.9443640 >>9443089 t. chicano

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:43:42 2017 No.9443661 File: 9 KB, 225x169, 1246925119866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443612

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:48:39 2017 No.9443675 >>9441350 I'm so confused by this chick. She looks gorgeous in some pictures/videos, but then extraordinarily plain in others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:54:21 2017 No.9443693 >>9443675 makeup and angles dude, what's not to get

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:57:50 2017 No.9443706 >>9443379 Nah, just an inbred retard. Someone who clearly never eats veggies and though a taco was a good place to start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:10:58 2017 No.9443768 >>9443675 make-up, right angles, and right lightening can do wonders

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:35:22 2017 No.9443877 >>9442116 I can't tell whether this is real or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:57:13 2017 No.9443985 >>9443541 >implying it's not his sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 00:13:23 2017 No.9444034 >>9440098 Fuckin thot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 01:27:52 2017 No.9444272 >>9443279 Soy Sauce I think

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 01:30:38 2017 No.9444280 >>9443624 In the beginning, rolling audio out to all boards would have made the site unusable. Now it's too late and Hiro can't allow audio without admitting that his "oh no 4chan is too expensive and going to be shut down" bullshit was bullshit

Anonymous Tue Sep 19 03:10:44 2017 No.9444534

>>9443612
it's actually not boiling, it's simmering

the fine grind of turkish style causes freshly roasted coffee beans, when mixed with water and heat, to expand because they release carbon dioxide upon brewing. this expansion causes the natural "crema" that is the focus of turkish / greek / arabic / middle eastern style coffee. you simmer it to raise the crema, pour it off, and simmer again, traditionally done three times.

the sand is merely a means of insuring even distribution of heat around the ibrik / cezve, it's merely in a large wok and heating for long periods of time from a regular flame burner underneath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 04:25:57 2017 No.9444662 >>9442293 Retard alert

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 04:32:16 2017 No.9444672 >>9444662 >it's a guy gets so triggered by a trip he shitposts in response to a day old post wew lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 04:43:02 2017 No.9444687 >>9441376 that white and green shit at the end looks like my dogs puke after he eats grass

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 05:01:15 2017 No.9444727 File: 435 KB, 737x520, BlekAndWife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9442261

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 05:28:33 2017 No.9444781 >>9443566 >he doesn't use a fork to eat his fries have fun with your oily grubby fingers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 09:24:24 2017 No.9445250 >>9444672 what's the time limit for responding to posts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 09:34:29 2017 No.9445282 >>9440257 Sauce please, what show is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 09:47:20 2017 No.9445322 >>9438951 Is that a Mexican? Because they love drenching all of their shitty foods in 5 different liquids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 09:48:22 2017 No.9445331 >>9439138 What's the problem here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 09:50:30 2017 No.9445336 >>9439569 Is there supposed to be something to help bind the batter to the hotdogs as it goes into the oil? Because Jack did this same fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 09:54:21 2017 No.9445346 >>9440257 What a fucking dick. A simple "Sorry, but I'm not interested" is fine. I guess to avoid her trying to come back you may as well be harsh as fuck but still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 10:11:41 2017 No.9445409 >>9442572 I think it has just been in the sun for fifteen minutes.

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