/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9485532
Bait

>>9485613
Bite

>>9485613
No yank cheese defenders, I'm surprised desu

Yanks are the worst for imagining they have the best when never leaving their homogeneous state. I can just take a train to France or Germoney and have good bread and sausages.

>>9485638
I can take a 5 minute drive to the grocery store and have good bread and sausages

>>9485657
Sausages maybe but yank 'bread' is a joke.

U mad wite boi?

>>9485711
Black pudding and chips? That is so white you are too ethnic to even know.

it is true, most cheese here is either too expensive, watery cream/cottage cheese or big slabs of cheddar which I never finish before it starts to go funny, I am resigned to getting the cheapo burger sliced cheese

>>9485732
>big slabs of cheddar which I never finish before it starts to go funny,

You can just cut the mould off if you don't like poison, the rest of the cheese is not corrupted.

Cheese

>>9485732
don't forget the hundreds of bags of preshredded plastic cheese

>>9485824
Is that different for you? It isn't but you need to travel to see that little boy.

>>9485830
in American supermarkets that don't have a "fancy cheese" section, the standard cheese section is 50% bags and bottles of cheese shreds, since one of these wouldn't work on a Kraft single

>>9485532
OP, I'm (like you also) a eurofag and I can't deny the fact that that cheese has made it to shelves on supermarkets all across the world. And even one in my own fridge.

>>9485728
That's not black pudding, dumbo.

>>9485532

People always shit on American Cheese but I rather like it if you use it right. It's good for sandwiches, grilled cheese and the like.

>>9486643
Real cheese is better.

>

>>9486714
it doesn't even say cheese "product", surely nobody buys this and it's only served in places like taco bell

>>9486652
American cheese isn't the same thing as Kraft, I don't know what dumbass yuropoors don't understand about this

>>9486788
American cheese isn't real cheese.
The only real cheese in the USA is the imported stuff.

>>9486788
90% of Amerisharts will think of Kraft instead of the superior deli stuff as well.

t. Amerishart

>>9486788
Especially when the exact same products can be found just as well in european supermarkets.

Just think of the well-known east-german toast hawaii that melts what is essentially a Kraft Single over a pineapple ring.

>>9486788
Yes it is. That is what the whole world, including most of your own kind, considers American cheese. Whether you like it or not.

>>9485532
The fact that a b8 thread like this actually got replies astounds me.

>>9487142
It astounds me that it astounds you.

>>9486714
>NOW MELTS
Implying.. It didn't before?

I don't think that is allowed to be sold in Canada, or at least I've never seen anything like it.

>>9486615
I'm struggling to understand your point?

>>9488814
That it's one of the most popular cheeses, despite the hate it gets?

>>9486802
>deli stuff

Yanks can't stop themselves, they buy awful shit that has a different brand because they are too stupid to understand reality. I was reading a thread on radditz a few minutes ago where someone was defending pre-sliced turkey because it was 'from a deli' fucking tard, that shit was from a packet and laid out. Even if you see them cut it the fucking meat was processed and packaged. You want meat got to a butcher and watch him take it from the carcass, not the convenient sized slabs at a 'deli'

>>9488824
Cheddar? You can't be talking about American cheese.

>tfw enjoying a sharp yet creamy double-rounded extra-aged triple India pale cheddar/barrel-aged gouda combo from local microchěeserie

yuros are stuck in the stone age regarding cheese. pathetic daysu

>>9488836
Yes, I'm talking about American cheese.

>>9488836
Does Cheddar get hate?

>>9488847
Well then you are a fucking idiot and likely living in poverty. That is why people buy American cheese and why the shit is sold.

>>9488855
That kid has a fucking gigantic forehead. Poor fucker, lucky she is a girl.

>>9488860
>I'm a wealthy person with good taste who posts transformer gifs on a shitty 4chan board.
So you think I'm the one who stocked grocery stores world wide?

>>9488860
Plenty of people enjoy "good" cheese but still enjoy American cheese when it's used properly. It gets a different texture from pretty much every other cheese when it's melted on a sandwich, which is about the only proper use for it. It's not very good on its own or on a cold sandwich, but melted on a burger or egg sandwich, it's pretty good.

Kind of feel like you're trying to be sophisticated by hating a certain kind of cheese this much, but it's not necessary. I used to do the same thing though, so it's okay.

>>9488881
This was actually moriginal point, just because it is stocked doesn't mean anything. Can you buy nice Scotch in a supermarket? Maybe, can you buy fine cigars in a supermarket? Maybe. he point is that ubiquity is no measure of quality. It perhaps is contrary to that since something so common wouldn't be distributed so readily. I fear I am sounding snobbish and I amn't I'll take my yank burger like >>9488894
says and enjoy it. It is tasty, but lets not fool ourselfs that it is anything other than what it is. Call a hooker a hooker, not an escort. Get me?

>>9488911
>just because it is stocked doesn't mean anything.
It means that it's popular, which was the entire point. No store will stock things that don't sell.

>>9488935
Are you actively trying to miss the point? If so, bravo. Otherwise I fear I am wasting my time.

>>9488949
This entire argument started with me making the point that it's popular, despite the hate. So I doubt I'm the one missing it here.

>>9488955
The argument started when you replied to OP bait. Tell me what you think OP meant?

>>9485638
>i can take a train and get both run over and raped by refugees

>>9488962
What does OP's bait have to do with the fact (and me stating that fact) that it's popular? Are you OP?

>>9489002
>Are you OP?

Of course not my fat American friend. Just to imagine your point about common distribution was what compelled me to argue with you about the original point of laughing at poor quality. You are the sharpest tool in the shed m8.

>>9489012
>Of course not my fat American friend
Not fat, nor American, which I actually stated. You're just filled with misinformation aren't you?

>You are the sharpest tool in the shed m8
but I guess even a broken clock...

>>9489021
I remember you saying you were Euro but I just assumed even the continentals had a decent grasp of sarcasm. You disappoint me. Then again, I am speaking with someone arguing that because you can buy American cheese then it is good. You have some in your fridge I remember you saying.

>>9489028
>I just assumed
You assume a lot, don't you?

>>9489030
C'est la vie, assuming the best defends against ennui.

>>9489035
And, does it work?

>>9489046
What can I compare it too? Would it be worse without that philosophy? I would assume that it would, but as you say, I assume a lot of things. Ypu don't believe my other assumptions so why would my answer to this matter?

>tfw you realize this is actually one guy arguing with himself

>>9489050
Well, it either defends against ennui, or it doesn't. Sounds like a simple yes or no deal.

>>9489055
Were you expecting normal people here?

>>9489055
ive seen this before
this wmaf guy would write these weird posts about getting beat up and ridiculed for being half asian in /r9k/ years ago and then copy all the responses to another thread in /adv/ and reply to certain ones and his posts as well
shit was so weird it was totally some guy getting off on it

>>9485532
This is actually a clever satire but nobody seems to have picked up on it.

>>9489057
I can't say what it is like without so I can't say I know if it works. Maybe I would be better off without the idea but I can't prevent it now I have it. I have not experienced what I have without it it, I have no reference point.

>>9489067
Fair enough.

>>9485638
Feels good to be a german, our bread is fucking amazing, mix that with french cheese and italian prosciutto (however you spell that) and a great snack is made

>FeelsGoodMan.exe

>>9489069
Ah, you're a coward I see.

>>9489070
Germans are the worst people I have ever met. It isn't just a funny stenotype to call you all cold and abrasive. Your women have stubble on their noses.

>>9489066
Eh, I'm OP but it wasn't that clever. Seems most knew it was bait. Wait, now I realise you have double baited me. Fuck, when does the bait end...

>>9489091
>Fuck, when does the bait end...

There are NO brakes on the bait train.

>>9489310
Who is the biggest fish? Who eats all the bait takers.Who catches the fish bait baiter?