/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9496027
Butter your booty hole cause I'm about to go in

>>9496033

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS REEE

Eat it with a spoon

>>9496051

THAT'S DISGUSTING REEE

YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT WITH CAKE ICING REEEE

THAT'S HOW SWEET AND FATTY IT IS REEE

I've never had this shit but it seems like you are answering your own question. Use in place of icing.

>>9496027
>>9496048
>>9496055

>>9496027
>Milk
>Ice cream
>Some of this
>Malt
>Gain 150 lbs.

>>9496069

THE FOLLOWING LINK IS NOT WHAT I WANT MY LIFE TO BECOME REEEE

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/food-cocktails/a7172/cookie-butter-recipes/

REEE I'M NOT A COSMOPOLITAN PERSON REEEE

ALTHOUGH NO CHURN COOKIE BUTTER ICE CREAM SOUNDS DECENT REEE

>>9496083

>Milk
>Ice cream
>Some of this
>Malt
>Gain 150 lbs.

HIGHLY IRRESPONSIBLE REEE

>>9496092
It's no irresponsible if you add some cheesecake filling.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=COOKIE+BUTTER

FUCKING LOOK AT THIS CANCER REEEEE

>>9496095

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE REEEE

>>9496027
They sell that shit in America now? Thought it was a dutch/belgian thing. It was invented by some Belgian woman at least. Guess it's popular because it's made with the same ingredients as your oh so popular pumpkin spice, which is pretty much a ripoff from our speculaas anyway.

Spread it on some bread or something. That's what it's meant for. Children usually love that shit.

>>9496027
Mix it into the batter for any kind of baked sweet. I personally would never allow that shit in my kitchen and would pass it off to the first suburban hipster to take it from my porch. I hate overly sweet stuff.

>>9496106

THAT'S HOW I FEEL YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND ME REEEE

>>9496103

HOW ABOUT I SPREAD SOME STRAWBERRY FROSTING ON SOME WHOLE WHEAT BREAD TOO WHILE I'M AT IT, AND TOSS SOME FUCKING SPRINKLES AND GUMMI BEARS AT IT, OH, AND ON THE WAY BACK FROM THE KITCHEN HOW ABOUT I BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT REEEE

>>9496119
Lad, calm dowm. Your autistic screeching deters people from the thread.

>>9496119
It's for kids dude. They love sweet stuff.

>>9496125
If you can't handle autism, get off 4chan. Tired of newfags.

>>9496125

reee is that better reeee

>>9496129

I'D LIKE TO PUNCH MY NEPHEW IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR GIVING ME THIS SHIT REEE

I'M GONNA FEED IT TO THE GOD DAMNED WASPS REEE

>>9496027
I make peanut and cookie butter sandwiches, use it on place of jelly.
They are really good.

Stop using ree so much please. I've never seen it used so much until this thread and it upsets me.

>>9496139
Goddamn you must be 800 lbs

>>9496119
>smear jam on bread, which it's basically pure sugar
>smear nutella on bread, which is sugar and oil
>smear honey on bread, literally pure sugar
>smear apple/pear butter on bread, sweet as fuck
>perfectly normal, no problems here

>smear cookie butter on bread
>"Woah hold on there, this is not acceptable, it's like pure candy"

>>9496132
There's a difference between being autistic and screeching like a maniac.

I have no problem with gays either, but if they start assbanging in public then they need to cool it too.

>>9496151
I'm 135lbs and 5'10

>>9496146

REEEE HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW REEEE

>>9496155

REEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEE

ITS NOT THE SAME REEEE

>>9496156

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE JAR OF COOKIE BUTTER TODAY I GOT IT WEEKS AGO TASTED IT AND FORGOT ABOUT IT AND I STARTED REMEMBERING IT TODAY AND JUST GETTING ANGRIER AND ANGRIER ABOUT IT AND IT'S STILL JUST SITTING IN THE FUCKING CABINET RIGHT NOW AND I KNOW IF I GO CONFRONT IT, I'M GOING TO WIND UP THROWING IT THROUGH A WINDOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>reddit spacing
>reeeddit meme
what did he mean by this?

>>9496185

I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A REDDIT ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING NITWIT REEEEE

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE HIT RETURN TWICE AFTER SOME POINT WHERE THEY CAN CREATE A BREAK IN FORMATTING TO IMPROVE READABILITY BEING INTERPRETED AS REDDIT SHIT BY WHAT ARE OBVIOUSLY REDDITORS WHO FEEL AS THOUGH THEY HAVE TO CONFIRM THEIR MEMBERSHIP TO AN ANONYMOUS WEBSITE IS ONE OF THE MOST DISAPPOINTED AND DEPRESSING TRENDS THAT I'VE SEEN TAKE PLACE IN THIS GUTTER OF BLOOD, PISS AND CUM. REEEEEEEE

I AM AS FUCKING DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU AS I AM WITH COOKIE BUTTER REEEEE

>dude what if we took those gingerbread windmill cookies and crushed them up into a paste

I hate trader joes meme foods but their normal foods are ok

forgot my pic

hey guys i have a penis

Wtf is this

Never heard of cookie butter...ever.

>>9496527

probably because you're a rural and suburban retard

>>9496315
You need to return it to it's rightful owner.

>>9496084
Lmfaooo dats a REEEing ass nigga senpai

Somebody learned a new meme today

>>9496027
Christ, OP, I hope you get a charlie horse in your sleep tonight.

>>9496207
Huh, now that you mention it I only really noticed people trying to claim that reddit-spacing shit after all the redditfags jumped over here, despite the fact that people still did it sometimes beforehand.

>>9497057

AND I HOPE SOMEONE GIVES YOU A JAR OF COOKIE BUTTER REEEEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS REEEEEEE

>>9496027
Eat it with a spoon.

there is at the very least, 35 ree's in this thread

>>9496027
You got memed hard. Your nephew is chuckling at you.

this is the worst thread ever made

>>9497127
Shut the fuck up, dumb faggot.
Re-evaluate your fucking life, Jesus Christ

>>9496134
>reee is that better reeee
Fucking kek

>>9498185
STOP BEING SO RUDE TO HIM REEEEE

This thread is amusing. Thank you OP

>>9496155
Jam and apple butter maybe but I wouldnt put honey, nutella, or cookie butter on average sandwich bread.

I've only ever eaten nutella on graham crackers but both things seem like theyre better made for desserts.

>>9496155
When I was a kid, I loved sandwiches with brown sugar.

>>9496027
make cookies and replace the butter with cookie butter?
isnt it just some oily spread with sugar and spices? it should work

This guy is trying way too hard to fit in. Just relax dude.

quit your autistic screeching and just use it in place of nutella or frosting

>>9496027
spred on benis, bud also
breddy gud on baygel

This is an excellent thread

>>9498181
Agreed.

>>9496119
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>9496033
Then he'll have a speculoose butthole

>>9496027
Bake cookies with it. Will probably taste good.

>>9496134
>reeee is that better reeeee
Alright you got me there

>>9496207
based REEEposter

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS WEBSITE

>>9496027
literally kill urself sperg

>blocks your path

>>9499319
Would an albatros taste like dodo? They look somewhat alike, but they also look like seagulls and I heard those are disgusting.

>>9496098
STOP POSTING REEEE YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAG!

>>9500190
I would imagine that, like any animal, their flavor would be affected by their diet.

I would imagine that albatross tastes a lot like seagulls since they are closely related and have similar diets. I have no idea what dodos ate though.

>>9500149
Biscoff rules, and doesn't need faggoty whimsical musing on its label.

Needs to be paired with Nutella, on cheep, white trash tier white bread. Maybe with banana slices added because - REEEEE!!!

>>9500248
Albatross would probably taste a little better because they typically only eat fish they catch in the ocean, while gulls are opportunistic scavengers and will eat anything. Also, seagulls and albatrosses are not as closely related as they would seem. They are actually just and example of similar adaptations of different birds.

holy shit you’re obnoxious

>>9497127
Use it to lure unsuspecting children so you can eat them instead of the cookie butter OP :D

dear REEEEfriend,

after using marijuana i developed a hunger for thai noodles and substituted cookie butter for my normal peanut butter. it tasted pretty much the same as normal peanut butter and i think the ginger/pumpkin flavor paired well with the garlic, ginger, soy and lime. if you want to kill the overly sweet flavor of cookie butter, i'd suggest making it into a peanut sauce or curry, ree

>>9501976
would be really good in a satay sauce. maybe split it 50/50 peanut butter/cookie butter to be safe.

>Reminder that cookie butter is just another sugar and oil goop mix, just now with a novel texture.

This thread gave me autism

>>9497127
Wanna trade?

what to you do with it? Feed it to your dog, use it for mouse bait, or chuck it in the trash.

>>9500149

15 minutes into biscoff and chill and he gives you this look

>>9496027

>>>/b/747074505

Make this with it