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Ivanka Trump says she eats nothing but salmon. How does that even work? How is she alive?

>> No.9520483

>>9520453
Because the salmon has been created by Chuck Norris

>> No.9520484

shapeshifting reptilian

>> No.9520488

>>9520453
Salmon is nutritionally complete.

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>>9520453
Why wouldn't it work?

>> No.9520492

>>9520453

she probobly didn't mean it literally, stupid.

>> No.9520504

>>9520453
Because it contains all the essential amino acids and all the essential fatty acids.

>> No.9520505

>>9520453
She meant semen, not salmon.
As you can see they're close enough to get mixed up.

>> No.9520519

>>9520453
I'm just replying for my mother

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>>9520453
>taking everything as truth
OP, sometimes people say things that are not true
I'm sorry pal

>> No.9520620

>>9520453
That's a lot of fish!

>> No.9520653

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