/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9539182
Sorry about your finger anon. How did you manage do to that?

>>9539182

this made me say "ohhhhh" like pic related

I burned some garlic once

Cheap dollar store oven mitt with a ripped hole I was unaware of.

1st degree burn and shattered casserole dish.

>>9539091
oil bottle melted next to the stove and cause the oil to swap on the heating plates, that was 2 days ago. could have caused a house fire, lucky it didn't.

Probably not the worst things but still pretty dumb

>First time cast iron pan
>Put glove on, pull out of oven
>Put chives on baked noodle Something
>Grab pan to get to table
>No glove

Managed to heave the pan about half a metre then the burn started kicking in dropped the pan on the floor, half of the dish starts spilling out, i got burns over my whole left hand

>First time using my new oven
>Oven right next to the wall, with a island counter close to it
>Have to stand at angle to put stuff in and take stuff out
>Baking fish sticks on the baking sheet pan that came with the oven, the kind that slots into rack grooves
>Fish sticks done
>Open oven door, awkwardly trying to pull sheet pan out
>Pulling at awkward angle, sheet pan gets stuck
>Cheap shit oven mitt starts to get uncomfortably hot
>Try to push pan back, won't go
>Try to release pan, starts tipping
>Hands burning, readjusting grip
>Bare elbow touches oven door glass
>Yelp, flinch, other forearm touches inside of oven
>Scream like pussy, pull pan out forcefully
>Fish sticks slide off onto floor

>>9540098
Bravo anon.. Bravo

>>9539091
Left the filter out of my moka pot, had to clean coffee grounds off the floor, walls, and ceiling of the kitchen and several adjoining rooms.

>>9539940
>casserole
Serves you right, stupid flyover

when I was a kid I was cooking something I can't remember and the frying pan got knocked off the burner and I caught the bottom of it with my hands, mom said not to cry in front of the guests

>>9539091
I boiled my pinky finger because some pasta water ran down the trough of a pair of tongs when I lifted it up. I also branded myself on my left bicep with a 400 degree Fahrenheit oven rack (I was drinking).

>>9540357
Did some Wisconsin cheese fuck your mom, coastie?

>>9540380
ouch
something similar happened to my mom last xmas

>>9539940
1st degree burn is the same as a sunburn you pussy

I dropped ground beef into a pan with oil and sprayed hot oil on my eye

>>9539932
doesnt count unless you also stroked your wispy beard

Probably working as one of two cooks in a kitchen for a 120-seat restaurant with a full house.
If we're talking about injuries barring the bad cuts and burns then probably cutting acidic stuff on a mandolin without a guard because mr head chef didn't feel like waiting 30 seconds for me to find it.

I'm sure I'm forgetting worse stuff that I somehow managed to fully repress.

>>9539182
only post needed for thread

I was raped by my uncle when I was going for a glass of milk

I dropped a knife, and it cut my Achilles’ tendon in half.
Entire winter on workers comp.
Still have ghost pains, and a stiff leg when waking up.

>>9539914
I was slicing onions while drunk and trying to make homemade bloomin onions. Then I turned to look at my deep fryer, and realized it was too small to make a batch of bloomin onions, and i would have to do one at a time. I started getting wreckless with my cuts after that.

>>9542367

I dropped a truck on my leg once. It was just a silly fuck up. Oh, my entire pelvis too.

>>9542367
nigger

>>9542367
dude that sucks. Was there any sort of snap or popping noise when it got sliced? Did they have to fish the end out of your leg?

>>9542367
nigs gonna nig I suppose