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9546618 No.9546618 [Reply] [Original]

I dare /ck/ to refute this.

>> No.9546628
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>>9546618
Forgot this one, cap'n

>> No.9546633

>>9546628
ok tier

>> No.9546636
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9546636

>paying for water

>> No.9546645

>>9546636
tap water belongs in the homeless tier friendo

>> No.9546679

>>9546618
I agree with this actually

>> No.9546683

>>9546618
Evian is straight garbage and one of the only waters with a distinct taste that is also distinctly bad

>> No.9546690

>>9546618
WHERE THE FUCK MUH DEER PARK AT

>> No.9546726

>>9546636
>can't afford $.10 for a bottle

>> No.9546731

They all come from aquifers around Michigan

>> No.9546732

>>9546618
Dasani and Pure Life belong under Poland Spring

>> No.9546737

>ozarka
>trash
no way ive traveled the country and its the best bottled spring water bar none

>> No.9546753

>>9546618
I actually like Arrowhead, but it might just be because I grew up drinking it. Still get 5gal deliveries to my house once a month to fill up my reusable bottle.

Evian and Icelandic are my favorites, but usually just a bit too expensive unless theyre on sale. Pellegrino for sparkling water, or La Cock (grapefruit best flavor) if theyre heavily discounted.

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>>9546618
Dasani tastes like ass and is more expensive in canuckistan

city tap water 4 life

>> No.9546765

>>9546618
>dasani good
fuck you

>> No.9546775

>>9546683
This. Also top tier is correct for the most part, however Fiji clearly deserves a spot there

>> No.9546779

>>9546618
I like smart water but the bottle design is horrible.

>> No.9546792

I thought Deer Park was a country wide brand, is it not common outside the East Coast or something for it to be forgotten?

>> No.9546795
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>>9546618
>dasani
>god tier

>> No.9546797

>>9546775
>Fiji clearly deserves a spot there
drinking meme water

>> No.9546800

>>9546645
>>9546618
>>9546726
Imagine being american.

>> No.9546808

>>9546645
If your tap water is that bad, then go buy a filter.

>> No.9546828

For me it's either Fiji or Voss, because they have the strongest mineral flavor.

If I'm going out of my way to pay for a bottle of water, I want to taste the dissolved rocks in it.

Half the shit on that list is Detroit tap water

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>>9546800
I don't want to have to imagine that.

>> No.9546874

All bottled water tastes the same. Refute that fags

>> No.9546890

>>9546618
Wtf?? Dasani has this gross sweet rotten flavor. List is shit.

>> No.9546904

Dasani is absolute bottom tier

>> No.9546918

dasani is fucking vile

>> No.9546921

Smart water is electrolyte enhanced water. You might as well be comparing shrimp to milk.

>> No.9546932

>>9546618
>I am a massive contrarian

>> No.9546944
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9546944

>not exclusively drinking 1 gallon jugs of distilled water from Walmart

>> No.9546999

>>9546944
Aren't you worried about mineral/electrolyte loss?

>> No.9547024
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transcended tier

>> No.9547036
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>>9546618
i drink flavored water because i'm a manchild, but also comfortable with that fact

PROPEL FLAVORS POWER RANKINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
cranberry lime > kiwi strawberry > black cherry > lemon > grape > berry > POWER GAP > blueberry pomegranate
never tried peach or mandarin orange, but they can't be worse than berry or blueberry pomegranate

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>>9546618
>There's so much difference here, so many subtle variations

>> No.9547045

>>9547036
>Lemon is not the best flavor.
Kill yourself it tastes like fruit loops.
Nothing is better.

>> No.9547050

>>9546618

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

>> No.9547062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFKT4jvN4OE

>> No.9547063
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9547063

>living in a country where the tap water is garbage

>> No.9547072

>>9546618
Dasani? Are you a Coke exec?

>> No.9547104

>>9547050
tastes just like a real kinda wa'a outta there
tastes of........

FUCK ALL

>> No.9547188
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>>9547063
>willingly drinking tap water regardless
you could be drinking much better water.

>> No.9547194

>>9547188
Its fucking water, how can it be any "better"?

>> No.9547195

>>9547036
This shit is fucking vile dude

>> No.9547201

>>9547194
you're probably one of those that thinks all water tastes exactly the same. Tap water, no matter how clean and drinkable is peasant tier shit anon. Learn to taste the differences.

>> No.9547216

>>9547201
Does the plastic bottle somehow purify it?

>> No.9547219

>>9547201
unless you life in the Netherlands where tap water is superior. It's actual bottled up and sold abroad as mineral water. Great example is Utrechts water which gets sold as Bar le duc mineral water. You are such a pleb

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>>9546618
>drinking dASSani
do you want to die?

>> No.9547222

>>9547216
>good water
>in a plastic bottle
not compatible

>> No.9547226 [DELETED] 

>>9547188
>He doesn't get his tap water from the largest aquifer in the world
Tastes good my friend, makes the tap other places taste like shit though.
>>9547063
The US is fuggin big, the tap water quality changes a lot by where you are. Probably the reason so many people are opposed to drinking it.

>> No.9547233

>>9546618
dasani in god tier? lma0 7bh f4m4lamm

>> No.9547235

>>9547220
>when given the choice between water and urine, pajeet will 9 times out of 10 choose to drink the urine

>> No.9547280

>>9546618
If it's not in a glass bottle and carbonated it's trash tier.

>> No.9547285
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>>9547220
>Vitamin C (ascorbic acid) is good
>slightly acidic water is bad

>> No.9547291

>dasani
>god tier
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3523303.stm

>> No.9547292

Dasani is just filtered tap water.You can do it at home by buying a water filter.And although evian tastes pretty good,its way too expensive

>> No.9547323

>dasani
>god tier

Nigger that's just metalic tasting tap water. And who the fuck drinks carbonated water? It tastes like shit from the carbonic acid.

>> No.9547366

aquafina is the best fuck you

>> No.9547387

>>9546618
>not destilating your water and mineralizing it using minerals that you dug up from deepest cave system
pleb

>> No.9547441

>>9547036
>i drink flavored water because i'm a manchild, but also comfortable with that fact

I buy the propel flavor packets.

They're a fantastic source of Potassium when I'm not eating carbs

>> No.9547450

>>9546618
>fucking DASANI anywhere but shit-tier
are you fucking high you dumb nigger

>> No.9547462

>not drinking reverse osmosis

>> No.9547465

Imagine living in a country where tap water tastes as bad as it does america.

>> No.9547469

>tfw """"they"""" are messing with our perfect tap water

>> No.9547474

>>9546618
>that god tier
what 3rd world shithole do you live in where fucking Dasani is the first god pick?
this has to be a joke, right? Ozarka is much better, no flouride.

>> No.9547482

I go down the road and get my water from an underground spring. Lots of cities in the US set up constantly flowing fountains you can take advantage of. One I go to if I want that iron taste, the other just tastes clean.
There's actually an app for finding them. I don't remember what it's called though

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>>9546618
I do love a bit of San Pelly.
What do I win?
Please say San Pelly.

>> No.9547490

>>9546618
All of it is overpriced garbage. There is no reason to buy any of those unless you're in an emergency situation.

Tap water. Put it in a bottle if you want to carry it with you. If your tap water tastes bad or if you are one of those tinfoil hat loonies sperging out about muh flouride then get a filter. You can even get water bottles with built-in filters.

It seems very stupid to keep paying the insane markup on bottled water.

>> No.9547494

And just WHERE is the river Thames?

>> No.9547503

>>9547465
>america is one small place with one water supply
only on this board is a thread about fucking water going to attract obsession posters like gnats to a lightbulb.

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9547530

best water coming through

>> No.9547543

>>9546683
No shit, the sulfur content of that water is so high it is like drinking farts.

>> No.9547546

>>9546618
i prefer perrier over pellegrino

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I've done the work for you all
(1/?)

>> No.9547552

>>9546618
pellegrino or die

>> No.9547553
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9547553

>>9547549

>> No.9547555
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>>9547549
>>9547553

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>>9547549
>>9547553
>>9547555
Crystal Pepsi for maximum meme

>> No.9547560

>>9546618
>dasani top tier
I too enjoy tap water
>no spa in botom tier
that shit literally tastes like metal, I would rather die of dehydration than drink that garbage

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9547567

Where, oh where, is the Bonaqua?

>> No.9547573

Ramlösa is god tier

>> No.9547574
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>bottled water thread

Nu-Male General.

>> No.9547583

>>9547574
t.tapdrinker

>> No.9547584

>>9546618
>Dasani
>good
>not akin to drinking homeless semen tier
Dasani is just about the worst shit out there, I'm sorry to inform you that you have shit taste

>> No.9547587

>>9547574
Only mental midgets drink from the tap

>> No.9547597

>>9546618
Fiji is god-tier. I would never pay for it. $4 is way too much for fucking water. But it feels like it's expensive, so your brain placebos you into liking it.

>> No.9547602
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>Having shit tap water
I thought that was a shitty mexican meme but even then I live in Jew York.

>> No.9547611

Step aside plebs, spring water into glass jugs master race reporting in. How does it feel to drink clorine? What about caustic? Bicarb? Aluminum flouride? Xenoesteogens? Do you only contemplate the shittiness of your water as you drink it, or is it a constant in your sad life?

Stay pleb, plebs.

>> No.9547635

>>9546618
Dollar store bottled water is absolutely fucking awful. What do they put in that water to make it taste so foul?

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9547639

Laffin at the yuropoors in this thread. Bet you drink tap air too
hahahah
Sucks not being an American

>> No.9547642

>>9546618
Dasani is literally treated sewer water with salt.

>> No.9547646

>>9546618
>paying for water

What a cuck.

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What are you too poor to put this bad motherfucker on your list?

>> No.9547703

>>9547635
The cases are mainly shipped in the summer in unrefrigerated trucks
Guess what happens when you leave bottled water in heat? The plastic leeches into the water

>> No.9547712

>>9546618
Kirkland Signature is fluoride-free tier.

>> No.9547729

>All these anon shitting on Dasani
Glad that everyone knows better.
OP is a faggot

>> No.9547735

>>9546618
Dasani tastes like ass

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>>9547553
Is that a tres commas tequila bottle in the back?

>> No.9547800

Volvic water is my favorite one. Neutral as hell, doesn't have any metallic or swamp flavor.

>> No.9547831

>>9546645

homeless people dont own taps retard

>> No.9547884

>>9547587
>fuck my gyno is shrinking! quick get me some estrogen!

>> No.9547888

>>9547884
Retard.

>> No.9547891

>>9547567
dont worry sir, ill have mcmeme bring another pallet load to your room

>> No.9547924

>>9547888
Retard (shemale).

>> No.9547929

>>9546618
bro fuck you. fiji and arrowhead displaced dasani years ago. drinking dasani is like drinking medicine.

and only fat fucks consider nestle okay.

>> No.9547942

>>9547043
>Tfw theres a literal water bar in Los Angeles

Water has different tastes bro

>> No.9547946

>>9547942
So they just really watered down their drinks?

>> No.9547950

>>9547942
What, that one they show in the Brita commercials?

>> No.9547951
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>still drinking regular water in 2017
shiggy

>> No.9547956

Imagine being such a cuck that you'd pay for filtered tap water and develop opinions about which logo makes the best filtered tap water while never actually considering filtering your own tap water.

P.S. It all just tastes like water with plastic leeched into it.

>> No.9547957

>>9546618
i only drink ice mountain water i refuse anything else.
dasani evian purelife aquafina are all bad

>> No.9547974

>>9547956
P.S. If you can't taste the difference between waters with different mineral content then you should really stick to the fast food threads since you probably can't taste anything with subtler flavor than the McChicken.

>>9547285
>essential vitamins are good
>dissolving the enamel on your teeth with acidic beverages is bad
wow really makes u think huh

>> No.9547975

>>9547235
Fuck underrated comment

>> No.9547984

>dasani

enjoy your salt water you fat fuck

>> No.9547992

>>9547974
Sure I can, if by "different mineral content" you mean "different groundwater contaminates from different municipal water supplies".

You're a retard. THEY DON'T EVEN DENY THAT THEY DO THIS OR THAT IT'S A SCAM TO GET YOU TO PAY A SODA COMPANY A TEN THOUSAND PERCENT MARKUP FOR JUST MUNICIPAL WATER.

Americans are the worst. They're so status obsessed that they care about bottled water.

>> No.9548023

Essential Akaline
Icelandic
Eternal natural spring

>> No.9548058

>>9547992
I don't drink bottled water because I purify my own tap water but that doesn't mean that I can't tell the difference in taste between different bottled waters. I'm not saying people should buy bottled water, I'm just stating a simple fact: if you are unable to distinguish between the taste of different bottled waters then you have a shit tier palate.

Also, when you're running water through a distiller or a reverse osmosis filter then the source really doesn't matter. Some bottled waters are from specific natural locations (Pellegrino, Fiji) but most are the product of filtration processes (Dasani, Aquafina) with various amounts of trace minerals added for taste. This is not a secret and the companies that filter their water have had disclaimers on their bottles for over a decade telling people that the water comes from a municipal source.

Stop having such a fit over something you don't understand. Do you think a bottle of Pepsi really costs that much more to produce than a bottle of Aquafina? The cost to produce each is very similar and the markup is very similar as well. You're not special for figuring this out.

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>>9546618
So good its not even rated

>> No.9548148

>>9547950
Idk dont watch tv, just know you can go there and order different waters.

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How are these? Tried Perrier and didn't like it.

>> No.9548173

>>9548167
Oops, thought it was carbonated.

>> No.9548180

>>9546618
>Dasani
>ever near the top
>literally was once bottled tap water scam

>> No.9548181

>>9546618
Wqhere I live we have only evian, fiji and perier

>> No.9548184
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>>9546618
>drinking bottled water

>> No.9548191

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

>> No.9548192

For fucks sake, POLAND SPRING... I tasted it while in the US, it was the most horrible water I ever tasted. It's so bland, gave me the feeling of drinking nothing...

It should be in a tier of it's own, made me want to laugh at americans

>> No.9548198

>>9547503
I've been to 15 states and they have all had tapwater with an aftertaste of chlorine

>> No.9548199

I think that 80% of tier threads are thinly-veiled outbursts of passive aggressive pain by unsuccessful autists who are trying to establish some agreed upon legitimacy in their meek and irrelevant opinions.

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The best sparkling water is Ferrerelle from Italy, the only naturally carbonated water from the ground. Pellegrino, they add the CO2 manually.

>> No.9548211

>>9548148
Fucking LA

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>>9548208
>sparkling water

>> No.9548253

>>9547778
Why yes... yes it is.

>> No.9548686

>>9547050
>>9548191
Limmy-mind

>> No.9548692

>Drinking water from BPA infested bottles

Lmao enjoy your estrogen you fucking soyboys.

>> No.9548741

>>9548692
More like soy Goys.

>> No.9548751

>>9546800
Imagine never having an argument to back up all the stupid shit you post so you just whine about Americans

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>>9546618
fixed that shit chart

>> No.9548906

switch the nestle with the dasani and we got an accurate list

>> No.9548909

>>9547530
THIS

>> No.9548926

Drinking tap water out of an old coke bottle while I read this. How cucked do you have to be to drink anything other than that?

>> No.9548932

>>9548892
Much better

>> No.9548946

Best tasting water is from a mountain spring in Northern Norway. When you've had that all else tastes like sewer urine

>> No.9548970

>>9548926
>IQ 89
>paying a premium to drink estrogen infused water from megacorporations
>IQ 100
>drinking fluoridated tapwater funded by local taxpayers
>IQ 189
>drinking water created in your own home with nothing but hydrogen and oxygen atoms

>> No.9548974

>>9546618
Bro move smart water and Evian down a two tiers. Move nestle up one. Fiji is too neutral to be that garbage it should just be mid.

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>>9546618
Mfw I get the Icelandic water from my tap

>> No.9549081

>>9546999
That's a non-issue. Distilled water can't remove the minerals that your body actually uses, that is from food.

>> No.9549096

>Not having a home water filter for your water line.
Pleb tier

>> No.9549101

>>9546618
trader joes makes one that's good if it's very cold.

a pretty critical factor here is the cost versus flavor. some waters have exceptional flavor but are cost prohibitive to drink regularly.

i legitimately drink only dasani water. i make tea by pouring dasani into glass. the only time i consume water that isn't dasani is when cooking, like pasta and stuff.

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>>9546618
Kroger's new Simple Truth electrolyte water is good mang.

>> No.9549111

>>9546618
you forgot to put Gerolsteiner above god tier

>> No.9549112

>>9547549
>>9547553
>>9547555
>>9547557
pH of water means fuck all. if you're concerned about your teeth, the impact from the water you're drinking is negligible. as soon as that water hits your stomach it's going to be acidified by your stomach acid.

>> No.9549155

I wont get out until someone else recognise that fucking Poland Springs is the worst water ever

>> No.9549185

>>9548167
EXACTLY what happened to me when I got it; just as disappointing as it was depressing.

>> No.9549216

>>9549112
I don't want acidic liquid going down my esophagus.

>> No.9549286

>>9549216
it's relative. drinking orange juice is going to be orders of magnitude (like 100x-1000x) more acicic than any bottled water.

>> No.9549322

>>9546618
This post brought to you by EVIAN.

Don't forgot to drink a glass of BOTTLED WATER every 30 minutes, it's good for you. It's SCIENCE because we paid scientists to say so :^)

>> No.9549386

>>9546618
>implying they aren’t all the same
Nice try

>> No.9549395

>>9546618
Dasani is keter tier

>> No.9549398

>>9546618
>evian
>not under disgusting shit tier

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>>9546618
Spring water in glass > spring water in plastic > bottled diarrhea > municipal water in glass > municipal water in plastic

Glass bottled water > bottled hormone treatments for transgenders > plastic bottled water

>> No.9549460

Reminder that bottling water and exporting it from its natural aquifers is a major contributor to desertification

>> No.9549656

>>9549286
I don't drink orange juice

>> No.9549750

>>9548892
WHERE THE FUCK MUH DEER PARK AT

>> No.9549775

>>9546645
>not realizing Dasani and evian are always bottled locally from city tap water

Ok.

>> No.9549792

Unless you're drinking sparkling water, you might as well just drink tap. If the tap water where you live is shit, you should move somewhere else.

As far as sparkling water goes, La Croix varies heavily by flavor, Aquafina's flavored sparkling water is pretty amazing for the price, and Perrier is pretty damn good.

>> No.9549798

>>9549656
fuck u

>> No.9549813

>>9546618
I'd swap Evian and Fiji, I don't know what that weird taste in Evian is, but as the water warms up from being out the fridge, it gets worse.

>> No.9549824

>>9546618
Switch La Croix and Perrier and you're spot on. San Pellegrino master race, though.

>> No.9549942

>>9546944
I'm doing baby water. Got minerals, no fluoride. I'm not against distilled water though I love how people act like it will kill you. Yes, make sure there's more than water in your water or you'll die...

Crystal Geyser is the best bottled water though.

>> No.9549959

>>9546618
There is something very kinky about drinking homeless people semen, guys i tell you. The rancid taste combined with the sticky consistency is a huge turn on and send alert signals to my already wet vagina. Homeless people tend to subsist on a diet of hard liquor, drugs and rotten food that makes their semen very palatable for someone like me. For me, it's the best homeless semen. One day, I am going to marry a hobo at a dumpster street so i can get an endless supply of homeless semen that i can drown in.
It will truly be bliss when the day arrives.

>> No.9550036

>>9546921
Fiji has more electrolytes than smart water

>> No.9550042

non-biodegradable polluters OUT

>> No.9550044
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9550044

>>9546618
You realize they quite literally put salt in Dasani, right?

>> No.9550049

>>9546737
Ozark is the only water that makes me sick if i chug a bottle of it. It's weird cause I live in the Ozarks and the tap is fine.
>really_makes_you_think.jpg

>> No.9550069

>>9546618
>being this retarded
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=xIJEw5aDzOo

>> No.9550081
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9550081

>>9546618
>not drinking water from this
plebs

>> No.9550112

>>9547553
imagining you trying to explain to the checkout chick why you have one of every type of water as she gives you a weird look

>> No.9550137

>>9550081
I unironically drink from those.

>> No.9550152

>>9550044
is there a problem with that?

>> No.9550159
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9550159

>>9546618
God tier water here

>Smooth and crisp taste
>no Jewish tier fluoride
>just the basics add-ons
>natural 7 PH balance

>> No.9550162

>>9550152
Yes. It's water that makes you more thirsty as you drink it. That's the opposite of what water is supposed to do.

>> No.9550168

Water from our well is far superior to all of these

>> No.9550220

>>9550162
Salt is vital for hydration. Your body loses it when you sweat. That's what 'electrolytes' are.

>> No.9550491

>>9549750
In the trash you fucking hillbilly

>> No.9550557

>>9546890
Yeah this, dasani is sickening

>> No.9550993
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9550993

>>9546618

>> No.9551020

>>9546636
I'm guessing you don't own property

>> No.9551107

>>9546618
>aquafina
>trash
Immediately off yourself

>> No.9551118

>>9547530
best ever. Few stores here in the states carry this stuff. You need to order from Amazon, etc. if you want to get,...at least for me.

>> No.9551160
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9551160

>>9546618
Pellegrino is the shittiest sparkling water out there, it always tastes flat. I'm mostly disappointed in you because you didn't include the best water, topo chico.

>> No.9551169
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9551169

>>9550081

>> No.9551337

where hte fuck is my highland spring

>> No.9551377

>>9546618
Where's the Mountian Valley Spring Water?
It should be in the Secret Final Boss God Tier.

>> No.9552341
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9552341

>not buying ther 6 essential ions found in most water
>not buying reverse osmosis water and using your water salts to build up the water profile

>> No.9552543
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>> No.9552570

>>9547992
>drinking tap water
>in the year 2017

>> No.9552585

>>9546618
Switch Dasani and Fiji, lower Aquafina one and put arrowhead up one and there

>> No.9552592

>>9548192
Water that tastes like nothing? WOOOOOOOOOW

>> No.9552600

>>9550159
Reported for being a literal underage baby.

>> No.9552806
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9552806

>he doesn't drink boxed water

>> No.9552844

>buying water in bottles because tap is undrinkable
americans everyone

>> No.9553287

>>9546762
>tap water
lmao enjoy you xenoestrogens from birth control pills
>inb4 plastic bottles also leech xenoestrogens
they do but its much less and as long as you don't store them for too long and keep them away from heat and cold it should be fine
ideal water would be tap water with a filter

>> No.9553298

>>9546618
>dasani
No

>> No.9553313

>>9552806
does water in Canada come in bags though?

>> No.9553370

>>9548148
Is it the one near the beach? They serve different European waters right? Like Iceland, Italian, and such?

>> No.9553412
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9553412

FUCK THE POLICE

>> No.9553414

>>9548970
>thinking gods chosen people haven't meddled with your hydrogen yet

>> No.9554236

>>9546645
t. fluoride conspiracy fag

>> No.9554302

>>9546618
>Dasani
>God Tier
>Literally just tap water from colombia SC

>> No.9554530

>>9553287
>enjoy you xenoestrogens from birth control pills
>tfw you live in a rural catholic area of Wisconsin

>> No.9555153

Do burgers not have pocari?

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9555281

>>9555162
>that trigger discipline tho

>> No.9555415
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9555415

>no Apollinaris
>no Gerolsteiner

doesn't even know about nazi water

>> No.9555874

>>9546731
No they don't, dumbass. Poland Spring is from Poland Spring, in Upstate NY and Arrowhead is from Arrowhead in SoCal. Then again, it's the Internet so people will just post conjecture as fact.

>> No.9555984

>>9546645
I used to live in a place where the ground water was clean enough to only need sand filtering. Now I live in a city in southern Europe. The water is potable, but it's chlorinated and shit.

>> No.9555990

>>9549081
wat, do you even osmosis?

>> No.9556007

Really like the Icelandic, not big on Evian. I usually just drink tap water, which is really quite good in my country.

>> No.9556166

>>9546618
>tfw austrian
>tfw our tap water tastes and is better than any of the estrogen contaminated shit in OPs pic

i'm so glad i dont live in the third world

>> No.9556187

>>9556166
>i'm so glad i dont live in the third world

First World: United States, United Kingdom and their allies.
Second World: Soviet Union, China, and their allies.
Third World: neutral and non-aligned countries

Hate to break it to you, third worlder.

>> No.9556286

>>9546618
I strictly drink Crystal Geyser, it's the best for the buck. Dasani is trash-tier filtered tap water. They should switch places, at the very least.

>> No.9556929

>>9546645
>tap water is shit
My towns "shitty" tap water has won state awards for years for being the best, but you go ahead and keep sucking off a corporations tit

>> No.9556975

>>9547602
I live on Jew Island, Jew York and the water here is fantastic

>> No.9557047

>>9556929
>Award for having the most beautiful shit

>> No.9557072

>>9556929
>the man using a public utility telling a paying customer to stop sucking on a tit
thats rich

>> No.9557077

>>9546645
So how's life in Uganda treating you?

>> No.9557257

>bottled water

A heinously wasteful thing to consume. Drink tap water your precious cucks.

>> No.9557279
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9557279

> smart water
> literally distilled (removed electrolytes)
> literally readded electrolytes

mfw

>> No.9557389

>>9551160
T H I S
H
I
S

>> No.9557418

>>9546618
>god tier
>no acqua di nepi

>> No.9557439

>>9546792
>Deer Park
>is it not common outside the East Coast
It is primarily marketed in the mid-Atlantic.

>> No.9557560

>>9551118
every Trader Joes i've ever been to has cases of it

>> No.9558570

>>9546645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQIyYN0ZsSs&t=21s

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9559603

>>9550491
I';ll kiill you hombre

>> No.9559684
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9559684

This is the only god tier bottled water, nothing even comes close and I've had springwater from USA to NZ to the North Caucasus mountains.

Drinking from the upper big river in Australia is the best, borderline magical.

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>people ITT arguing over buying dirty water in chemical leaking plastic bottles made in Chinee slave labour plants
Consumerist cuckold pigs, tbqh.

>> No.9559921

>>9546618
all comes from the same filtered tap. yup paying for tap water. most of the money goes to pay for the bottle.

in the words of the sex pistols: dont ya feel like you been cheated?

>> No.9559960

>>9549942
Water naturally absorbs particular ions, "pure" water as in H2O has these ions removed, when you drink it, it absorbs these ions from your body, as opposed to just letting you keep them/supplying your body with these ions. Water from a river has these ion, the water prehumans drank had these ions, we're not evolved to drink demineralised/deionised water and if you replace enough of the naturally ionised water in your body with distilled water there will be adverse affects.

Distilled water is not deionised water. One is condensed steam, one is electro-deionised.

Distilled water has no salt ions in it, but won't kill you if you drink too much. As a totally deionised water would.

Morons think pure = better.

>> No.9560765

>>9547553
Fellow chemist? On /ck/?

>> No.9560898

Lol dasina and aquafina are the same water...

>> No.9560921

>Deer Park not in Elder God tier
>Deer Park not on the list
Shit list

>> No.9561313
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9561313

>>9548184
>drinking canned water

>> No.9561316

>>9559960
My cousin OD'd on deionised water in '03

Feels bad

>> No.9561345

>>9561313
>his water doesn't come in bags

>> No.9561351

>>9559960
>we're not evolved
you can stop there

>> No.9561368

WHERE THE FUCK IS BONAQUA

>> No.9561408
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9561408

>not buying a Water Distiller

Just be sure to clean it out every week or two. Depends on how frequent you use it.

>> No.9561409

>>9561351
typo sorry

>God didn't create us to drink deionised water
God bless, and may he keep your children safe from your priest.

>> No.9561417

i have a reverse osmosis filter. i only like the taste of pure water

>> No.9561418

>>9546618
Whoever made this owes allegiance to Coca-Cola.

>> No.9561443

If you can't drink your tap water you should probably rethink where you live.

>> No.9561504
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING BONAQUA

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>>9546618

>> No.9562702

perrier's better than pellegrino
pellegrino bottles look best though

>> No.9562727

>>9546618
Dasani actually tastes like chemicals to me. Other waters taste like normal water, but Dasani always tastes wrong. I'd put Zephyrhills at either god tier instead.

>> No.9562730

>>9546618
all iterations of 'basically tap water'

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9563195

>water threads

>> No.9563291

>>9546690
Seconded

>> No.9564514

>Dasani
>God tier
Literally the shittiest bottled water, with the shittiest bottle. Who the hell buys water from coca cola.

>> No.9564553
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9564553

This is the cheapest and the best bottled water I ever have drank. This is the god's mana amongst bottled waters. If this came out of my tap I would do nothing else but drink water all day. Evian can suck my dick.

>> No.9565309

>>9546618
Why are Voss and perrier OK and trash tier?

>> No.9565350

>>9546618
Take your bottle of Dasani and shove it up your ass, you fucking shit.

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this one tho

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9565402

>>9565397
or this one, truly yogo power

>> No.9566255

>>9565309
>Voss
expensive meme shit that has no flavor

>> No.9566265

>>9547992
>t. bottled water shill

>> No.9566379

>>9548751
At least I'm not a nigger.

>> No.9566395 [DELETED] 

>>9546618
That's an impressive collection of American beer you have there, anon.

>> No.9566925

No black water in this thread?

>> No.9566928

>drinking any bottled water except for Kirkland water while at parties & work events.

>> No.9566932 [DELETED] 

>>9566395
Underrated.
4/10 kek.

>> No.9566933

What's wrong with perrier??

>> No.9566939
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9566939

For me, it's the Publix water.

>> No.9566965

>>9546618
arrowhead is so fucking gross. I buy bottle water because my well water is too hard for my taste, and arrowhead somehow tastes even harder

>> No.9568651

>>9546618
>Dasani
>Tastes like metallic salty bullshit
>God tier.
Ok faggot.

>> No.9568676

>>9546618
>purified water is ever better than spring

>> No.9568724

>Tap water is cleaner and of higher quality and subject to more regulations
>People claim they can taste the difference
>Evian is literally naive spelled backwards

Y'all broken.

>> No.9568738

>no Strathmore

Fucking trash list.

>> No.9568745

>>9546874
I'm generally inclined to agree with you, but Arrowhead is legitimately vile, It tastes like drinking slightly less-chlorinated public pool water.

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>>9568724
have you tasted the water in new orleans that come out of the tap, it tastes like pool water.

idk. I like Abita Springs water, both the bottled kind and the kind out of the tap in the town (same water). it's good and makes my hair look good.

>> No.9568771

Pure life is def. top tier

>> No.9568777

>>9546618
I actually only drink Evian waters every day so I totally agree with the OP.

>> No.9569002

>>9546618

Get a brita filter and stop giving incentive for these companies to hijack the worlds water supply for profit.

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9569011

>>9546618
>pellegrino

tastes like fucking metal

>> No.9569041

imagine being such a good goy that you pay for water

>> No.9569087
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9569087

Evian tastes of toilet water.

Poland spring is God-tier fluoride free.

Dasani tastes of garbage tea.

>> No.9569093

>>9546645
>people dont realize that most of these bottled waters are just tap water
kek

>> No.9569097

>>9569087
how do you even know what toilet water tastes like?

>> No.9569104

>>9548198
Mexico and Guatemala aren't states just because the entire world is in our sphere, Dundee.

>> No.9569469

>>9551020
I have my own well, actually.