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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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/ck/ webm thread

last webm thread is at bump limit

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>> No.9536281

>>9536271
Might be the most retarded way of cutting I've ever witnessed.

>> No.9536283
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>> No.9536296

>>9536281
yeah ... but efficiency isn't exactly something they are known for

>> No.9536297

>>9536271
God. Are these people just allergic to tables or what?

>> No.9537926

>>9536281
In theory, it would let the edge last longer since hitting the cutting board is typically worse on the edge than the actual food being cut.

>> No.9537943

>>9536281
how would you dice vegetables without a cutting board, anon? i ask because recently i was camping and didn't have a cutting board, and this method would've been way easier than what i ended up doing.

>> No.9538035

>>9536297
They cook outside like that in Cambodia too. I guess it's no wonder hot places aren't as developed as cold ones, why bother building anything when you can just sleep out in the yard all year.

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>>9536281
More retarded than Jack?

>> No.9538135

>>9537943
$10 says you held the vegetables in your hand and cut towards yourself

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>>9536271

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>>9536271

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>>9536271
.

>> No.9538406

>>9536271
fuck the haters this is cool

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>>9536271
OC

>> No.9538419

>>9537943
Slice them into smaller bits into a container, then dice them using your thumb with a paring knife. This guy annoys me, but it's the first video I found of someone using a paring knife in the manner I am suggesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkAVxdO9jQM

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time traveler here
they made one of these for humans in the future

stay safe bros, gotta go before th

>> No.9538427

>>9536271
LOL, that's a stationary band saw, without the movement She gets to use both hands.

>> No.9538444

>>9538397
those greasy fucking tortillas make me want to throw up

jesus fucking christ, how could anyone serve that to someone, much less eat it? i would just ask for a refund and never come back, holy shit

>> No.9538449

>>9538416
OC?
That seems a little pricey for the free breakfast that comes with any stay at most chain hotels like the Hilton or the Hampton Inn? I saw nothing more than salmon that would run up a bill beyond whatever you'd get in a meal where you paid a la carte. Maybe a few more jams than usual. For $29, there should be lox, a fresh omelette dude, benedicts with crab cakes, more a selection of top cheeses, that kind of thing. A giant plate there is like $5 cost to them. Those were low end items.

>> No.9538455

>>9538444
My impression too. Tortillas aren't oil dipped without a enchilada need to do so.

>> No.9538457

>>9538127
I take back what I said.

>>9537943
Bring a cutting board.

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>>9538397

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>> No.9538486

>>9538480
This webm always unsettle me in the weirdest ways. It's like having a hairy spider leisurely crawl across my arm type of disgust.

>> No.9538494

>>9538416
>OC
you're a nigger, harry

>> No.9538496

>>9538135
>le cutting towards yourself meme

>> No.9538497

>yes, I do consider the chocolate avocado to be the same as the chocolate orange
>why do you ask?

Fuck, I hate you bodyguards of /ck/

>> No.9538502

>>9536283
Is the film called God of Cookery? I love this kind of shit.

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>>9536283
KEK these clips beings me back to my childhood.

>> No.9538511

>>9538480
I fucking love Kay's videos!

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>>9538511
kay?

>> No.9538522

>>9538506
brings*

>> No.9538566

>>9538480
this is honestly how i feel anytime i'm in the kitchen
i don't think i brain good

tastes good though

>> No.9538571

>>9538517
this is perfection

>> No.9538690

>>9538416
Looks good. Not $30 good, but pretty damned good.

>> No.9538711

>>9538517
I've had weekends that ended like that.

>> No.9538734

>>9538484
Good way to sneak in an extra part of your 2 & 5

>> No.9538750

>>9538522
bring*

>> No.9538778

>>9538416
are those chicken wings? wtf

>> No.9538823

>>9538517
I'm pretty sure this is a re-enactment someone did of a /fit/ greentext.

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>>9538424

>> No.9538889

>>9538823
You don't say.

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>> No.9539095

>>9539082
wish it showed the inside.. what a cock tease

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>> No.9539104

>>9539098
why?

>> No.9539246

>>9536271
shit, i wanna know what she ended up making

>> No.9539248

>>9538480
holy shit dude you're supposed to heat the tortillas up before trying to fold them

>> No.9539278

>>9539098
What does that have to do with food?

>> No.9539279

>>9538823
Completely wrong. That's Aino Kishi, a JAV porn star. Code is IPZ-433.

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>>9539098

>> No.9539368

>>9536277
the sound they make when she chews on them, christ.

>> No.9539407

>>9537926
I'll take a slightly accelerated deterioriation of my knife edge over cutting myself five times each time I prepare a meal, thanks.

>> No.9539435

>>9538127

/r/ing this sped up with the zamasu effect from metal gear rising

>> No.9539529

>>9538424

the articulation on that knife is pretty insane.

>> No.9539568

>>9538502
Yeah, stephen chow is funny as fuck. If u like ironic slapstick comedy i highly recommend watching his movies

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>> No.9539585

>>9539407
Granny there seems to be able to cut things on it just fine without cutting herself. Maybe you are just retarded.

>> No.9539587

>>9539407
or you could git gud

>> No.9539595

>>9538690
This.
15 would be the perfect price.

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>> No.9539634

>>9538416
Looks like a pretty average hotel breakfast buffet
I know you probably don't travel outside of Flyoverland, USA often but this is pretty common at hotels

>> No.9539635

>>9539578
I have a similar addiction with hot sauce

>> No.9539651

>>9538405
>meat just falling onto the floor because the guy has to meme it off the spit with a knife

fuckme.png

>> No.9539654

>>9538416
This looks like a free hotel breakfast buffet

Like this shit should be included in the price of the room, who the fuck would go here and spend 30 bucks on yogurt and sweaty eggs?

>> No.9539670

>>9539628
ahh, that amount of cringe. gets me every time

>> No.9539732

>>9538484
I thought this was some vegan shit until he added the egg. Why would you do this instead of normal chocolate mousse?

>> No.9539735

>>9538127
I always just see that ring and know to skip it

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>>9539628
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9539760 [DELETED] 

>>9536281
Who's to argue with results? It must have worked well enough on a sharp stone for a long time

>> No.9539769

>>9539624
If it's not blanks the bystanders are braver than the shooters. Easy to get some ricochet in yourself

>> No.9539781

>>9538449
>>9538690
>>9539634
>>9539654
As someone who's worked in hotels for years, this is not a "standard breakfast" buffet. I worked at a place the charged $20 for much less than this. If a hotel has a free breakfast it'll literally just be toast, cereal, muffins and if you're lucky some cold and dry scrambled eggs.

>> No.9539847

>>9539732
Because of the avocado meme.

>> No.9540560

>>9539585
Probably because she's been doing it for a long fucking time. You really think she hasn't had her accidents when she was younger?

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>> No.9540856

>>9539585
She has probably been doing that shit for 60 years+ and she still looks awkward as fuck doing it. Plus her fingers are probably one solid mass of scar tissue you'd need a cleaver to cut through.

>> No.9540915

>>9538405
and that pineapple at the top...

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>> No.9540946

>>9540941
what the fuck

>> No.9540964

>>9538480
This is supposed to be a joke, right?

>> No.9540967

>>9538517

Its supposed to be a BOWL of eggs.

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>>9539651
Yeah, he should get a bowl shaped like those ones they use in hospitals.

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>>9540941

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>>9536271
>no one has posted this yet

>> No.9540999

>>9540991
WHY

>> No.9541029

>>9539628
>>9539738
>>9539670
The way he rubs his gums with his pinky makes me think "cocaine"

>> No.9541036

>>9540991
god bless the featureman

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>> No.9541069

>>9541058
he is pretty attractive though

>> No.9541085

>>9539578
that aient maple syrup thats the cheap kind of sugary syrup made with corn or idont remember what

>> No.9541126

>>9536283
Shokugeki no Soma: Live Action Edition

>> No.9541134

>>9541036
Tom Willett is our lord and savior

>> No.9541138

>>9538517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT5llaBYrQA

less is more, this is why italian and japanese cooking is perfection.

>> No.9541149

>>9538416
I would destroy that shit. Litterally make myself unable to move for the whole day

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>>9536271
post gifs too; these shitty webbums don’t work in safari

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>>9541451
Begone applefag.

>> No.9541491

>>9538405
this is probably sweden

>> No.9541498

>>9541451
download chrome you cringelord

>> No.9541540

>>9540941
>avocado is a healthy substitute for cheese
>put cheese anyway
why?

>> No.9541547

>>9541540
less cheese is used ya fag

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>>9540991

>> No.9541569

>>9541475
Didn't know the Hound had blonde hair now.

>> No.9541572

>>9540825
Is there a market for ironic cooking gifs?

>> No.9541583

>>9541475
>who put meat in my cutting shoe?

>> No.9541597

>>9541475
OUR TWO-HANDED GREAT SWORD

>> No.9541657

>>9536283
I watched this shit as a kid like decades ago
The bit where he fucking cooks an egg on his hand still gets me all these years

>> No.9541841

>>9539781
Well you are wrong, sorry bud. I don't even travel that much but i have seen free breakfasts that look like that

>> No.9541902

>>9541475
Steak in the boot
Classic

>> No.9541912

>>9539769
The complete lack of recoil should tell you they are blanks.

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>>9541841
stop.

>> No.9541957

>>9539781
Double Tree had this exact breakfast.

>> No.9541977

>>9539628
Ice Poseidon

>> No.9541991

>>9541841
So have I, but I've also seen them a lot smaller.
29 bucks, though? I'd walk down the street to a place that sold a full English for 10 instead I think.

Biggest free breakfast buffet I've seen was on Malta. Wish I'd taken pictures of it because it was truly overwhelming.

>> No.9542139

>>9538127
first job being a fruit cutter at the local grocery, that pineapple cut kind of triggers me.

>> No.9542146

>>9539628
>I just wanna make the crepes George

>> No.9542152

>>9538397
>doesn't get any sauce, cilantro, or onions
why bother

>> No.9542157

>>9538480
>White people tacos

>> No.9542225

>>9540941
What bothers me the most about this are all those scratches on that non-stick pan.

>> No.9542231

>>9538480
white people trying to cook

>> No.9542237

>>9542157
Do you prefer the authentic feces tacos from your Homeland??

>> No.9542285

>>9539624
Gun-kata

>> No.9542343

>>9542231
Muh whipippo, hell yeah, we done did good!

>> No.9542406

>>9540991
Dammit pop pop who let you near the stove.

>> No.9542444

>>9542231
Fuck off nigger.

>> No.9542491

>>9541902
gets me everytime

>> No.9542502

>>9539628
>his weird facial movements
looks retarded
skilled, but retarded

>> No.9542518

>>9541475
fucking steak in the boot, oh my

>> No.9542623

>>9541475
>cuts the head off a pig and cuts the body in two
>pokes a stick of bamboo
holy fuck that's some escalation

>> No.9542631

>>9538424
I want to go to bovine university

>> No.9542634

>>9538444
>those greasy fucking tortillas make me want to throw up
You have no idea how good they are like that.
Also you are a squeamtard

>> No.9542643

>>9539095
I agree

>> No.9542660

>>9542634
anything with that much oil on it is guaranteed to be fucking disgusting. i might be a squeamtard but you are a irredeemable fatfuck.

>> No.9542664

>>9542660
>guaranteed to be fucking disgusting
Nope, and i am skinnyfat

>> No.9542668

>>9538517
You have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.9542695

>>9539781
just because you worked at some gross chain motel doesn't mean you know jack shit about decent hotel breakfasts, all it does is confirm that you're too poor to know what you're talking about

>> No.9542716

>>9539624
Mami really let herself go

>> No.9542727

>>9541029
it took me four seconds to decide this was because of drugs
its ok anon, people are sheltered

>> No.9542760

>>9538823
Aren't you a smart cookie

>> No.9542763

>>9539781
You've obviously worked in very shitty hotels.

>> No.9542773

>>9541058
>>9541069
I bet he swallows

>> No.9542835

>>9539628
Is he taking the piss out of all those food stall guys who look like they're working fast but are really just shaking a lot?

>> No.9542842

>>9540941
>mince garlic
>put in food processor

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>> No.9542887

>>9538405
that's a doner

nice knife though

>> No.9542905

>>9542883
What porn star is this?

>> No.9542908

>>9542884
That one kills me every time.
That big reveal

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>>9542884
Oh god my sides

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>> No.9542949

>>9542947
oh god damnit

>> No.9542952

>>9542947
more shill posting

irrelevant as fuck

>> No.9542959

>>9542884
what was he thinking

>> No.9542980

>>9538416
where?

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>>9539624
just an average day in Commiefornia

>> No.9543046

>>9539781
Eurofuck here, traveled a lot, that video is of a seriously disappointing comp. breakfast. Do you work in a dead-prostitute motel or what? Have you never left your home town?

>> No.9543101

>>9538035
OK. this was funny

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>> No.9543134

>>9540991
): where is his wife and children?

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>>9543004
True that

>> No.9543177

>>9542905
Alura Jenson

>> No.9543207

>>9538416
good shit

>> No.9543217

>>9540991
this hurts my feelings. I'm no faggot but I hope he is alright...

>> No.9543222

>>9542884
ashhhhh hahaha

>> No.9543223

>>9542947
the chocolate RUINED IT

>> No.9543227

>>9542884
what were they exactly expecting?

>> No.9543237

>>9539603
Whenever I see bacon in a food webm I just close it because I know I'm not going to like what I see.

>> No.9543245

>>9541491
since when does sweden have authentic mexican food?

>> No.9543289

>>9540991
Why'd you have to make me feel bad

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>> No.9543339

>>9541902
THERE'S A STEAK IN MY BOOT!

>> No.9543406

>>9539603
Suace on knife

>> No.9543412

>>9540816
quintessentially mexican

>> No.9543584

>>9538370
with his hands tho?

>> No.9543591

>>9538424
>butthurt.webm

>> No.9543775

>>9539628
>shit someones taking a video
>wait ive seen this on youtube
>im just gonna try to mimic their movements

>> No.9543780

>>9541568
lookin good, lad

>> No.9543881

>>9539578
>eating cheap corn syrup "maple" syrup
>not 100% maple syrup

get the fuck outta here with that

>> No.9544413

>>9543004
What movie is that from?

>> No.9544455

>>9544413
Alpha Dog.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426883/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

>> No.9544492

>>9536277
>high gluten
I'm triggered

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>>9539578
Is this butter™?

>> No.9544506

>>9543881
Aunt Jemimahs is better on pancakes than real maple syrup

>> No.9544559

>>9542887
That's al pastor fucking dumbass

>> No.9544666

>>9542237
t.angry flyover

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>>9544666
t.angry coastie

>> No.9544731

>>9543004
PEACE
THROUGH
POWER

>> No.9544735

>>9538517
>"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as i hand her a bowl of eggs

>> No.9544750

>>9539628
he's coked the fuck out

>> No.9544769

>>9542146
>I just wanna make the crepes George
mega kek'd

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>>9542947

>> No.9544795

>>9541069
You can't even see half his fucking face what the hell are you on?

>> No.9544796

>>9542947
>this kills the little mad white bois

>> No.9544799

>>9541451
Fag

>> No.9544839

>>9539578
>The Learning Channel
Just fucking kill us already

>> No.9544844

>>9542952
Sorry that you're simple minded anon

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>> No.9544893

>>9544857
Nips are disgusting and anime is cancer. I'd rather watch ja/ck/.

>> No.9544914

>>9540991
>and now for my secret ingredient
>whole wheat flour

>> No.9544950

>>9544893
nips are cancer. their anime and video games are amazing though. I mean, if you love Indian food that doesn't mean you like Indians. so it is the same here.

>> No.9544957

>>9544858
why? just, why?

>> No.9544986

>>9544858
Oh my fucking god. And the broad still posted it, probably thinking she'd be the next YouCeleb.

>> No.9545012

>>9544986
It's better than that dude who ripped out half his front teeth.

>> No.9545022

>>9545012
post story or link or whatever

>> No.9545061

>>9542727
It took me four seconds to google it and see that he is just dancing to music.
Its ok anon, you're just retarded. :-)

>> No.9545398
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9545398

>>9538480
>white people trying to imitate mexican food.

>> No.9545501

>>9543309
I can't lie, I would try it

>> No.9545727

>>9544506
>Aunt Jemimahs is better on pancakes than real maple syrup
t. poorfag who was reared on ersatz food products and cannot enjoy real foods now

>> No.9545799

>>9538484
>Using avocado for everything
Giving avocado to white people was a mistake

>> No.9545805

>>9539628
>licks his finger
fucking gross

>> No.9545812

>>9545799
white people was a mistake

>> No.9545821

>>9545727
Some people prefer it because it's thicker and doesn't have that bitter/coffee-like flavor that maple syrup can have. I prefer real maple syrup for those reasons though.

>> No.9545828

>>9545821
Most people who prefer it really prefer it because that's what they grew up with, not because it's better. I used to prefer maple flavored sugar syrup, then I realized how pleb I was because the real stuff tastes so much better.

>> No.9545967

>>9544861
YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALL THE EGGS

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>> No.9546091

>>9544858

Always gets me how she doesn't even flinch having a palmful of hair ripped off her head.

>> No.9546137

>>9545821
yeah that cellulose gum reminds me of childhood lol

A colleague of mine makes his own syrup every spring. He tends to boil it off with a higher temperature than the large commercial outfits (which basically use reverse osmosis now). The result is a far superior syrup with a nice caramelised tasted, but not overpowering or anything.

>> No.9546176

>>9539603

I hate this. At least trim the top of that fucking avocado.

>> No.9546218

>>9545022
don't have a webm for it unfortunately but here, i think this is what they were talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc59W9uFm3g

>> No.9546232

>>9540999
>>9542406
>>9543134
>>9543217
>>9543289
>they don't know he's an actor and he's just trolling
HELLO 4CHAN FANS

>> No.9546265

>>9543406
nah he seems to keep it fairly clean.. The lines are there because of superior 1000x folded nippon steel.

>> No.9546305

>>9536277
what a fantastic downblouse shot

>> No.9546384
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>>9544839
I used to love The Learning Channel.
It's long since past time to take it out back and put it out of its misery.

>> No.9546395

>>9540941
>cooking with coconut oil
I fucking hate when people make themselves look retarded trying to be healthy.
Coconut oil has more saturated fat per ounce than butter or margarine.

>> No.9546442
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9546442

>>9538424
That's so fucking cool

>> No.9546453

>>9539095
No kidding, where's that slice shot?

>> No.9546465

>>9540825
I'm calling the police

>> No.9546469

>>9540941
All this diet BULLSHIT pisses me the FUCK OFF

>> No.9546583

>>9544795
I mean that is a kissable mouth

>> No.9546658
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>> No.9546664

>>9538517
Is this a long-lost Plinkett tape?

>> No.9546665

>>9539082
Well that was a waste of 2.75 megabytes.

>> No.9546673

>>9536271
fyi this lady is 90something. So that could also be a reason for her chopping this way.

>> No.9546674

>>9543004
Wrong actor for the part. Everything about him just screams whiny little manlet bitch.

>> No.9546675

>>9544986
Looks like it was live streamed, though she probably would have posted it anyway... cause at that point why not.

>> No.9546677

>>9544861
>anon trains to visit the egg fort

>> No.9546684

>>9546658
Jesus christ Favreau.

>> No.9546686

>>9546658
Jesus

>> No.9546720

>>9542947
>nigger walks in
>instantly click close
can we have one of these threads where im not totally disgusted?

>> No.9546757
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9546757

>>9542947
>big ol' tub of ice cream, store bought
>scooping it into a small glass
?????????
Fuck me, even if this is porn, I'm mad. Just use a fucking small bowl for Christ's sake.

>> No.9546820
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>> No.9546931

>>9543124
>Warmed hot dog
So it's a raw hot dog that was put into the microwave for three seconds?

>> No.9546964
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>> No.9546989

>>9546091
thats because she knows how to be a good girl

>> No.9547106

>>9546091
asians don't know how to show emotion

>> No.9547232

>>9538416
Those nasty fucking buffet scramble eggs.
Always fall for that shit. Always disappointed/disgusted.

>> No.9547283

>>9538416
The standard free breakfast at all Wisconsin "flyover Orlando" Dells resorts outstrip this by a bit. I would only get this for 10, if I hadnt eaten well the day before.

>> No.9547308

>>9538416
I was in Scotland and they had x3 this, it was madness, for a seating area of about 70 people. Complimentary too.

>> No.9547337

>>9544492
you do know gluten is just a meme right?
Real celiacs occur in less than 1% of the population, IBS <10% +-5% depending on the hygiene standards of each country.

>> No.9547379

>>9544857
Is that cake glazed with semen?

>> No.9547399

>>9547379
correct... you're got a good eye for semen, bro

>> No.9547423

>>9536297
My grandmother from Indonesia would always sit on the floor in the kitchen when she was cutting veg and making bumbu paste. They did everything on the floor where she was from, they couldn't afford otherwise.

>> No.9547430
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9547430

>>9540991
>with other stuff sandwich
It hasnt even begun and I already know this is a bad end route

>> No.9547794

>>9541475
Dog the Bounty Hunter?

>> No.9547796

>>9547423
>literally surrounded by wood to make tables out of
>"can't afford"

>> No.9547802

>>9547423
They couldn't afford to hammer together some treebranches for a table and a stool?
The woman in the OP webm is sitting on a board. Why not sit on a rock and use the board for cutting?

>> No.9547841

>>9543144
rip gay californians

>> No.9547860

>>9538416
Looks average as fuck.

>> No.9547896

>>9536271
Can someone send this bitch a knife and a cutting board?

>> No.9548107

>>9543584
what a pussy are you.

>> No.9548114

>>9545812
Get off the library's computer Jamal.

>> No.9548118

>>9544858
I love how fucking savage chinks are. Any white bitch would be crying about her life being over.

>> No.9548130
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9548130

>>9540941
>avocado
>alternative to cheese

>> No.9548338

>>9541451
You need to leave immediately.

>> No.9548428

>>9541491
That is pork meat, so no

>> No.9548526

>>9539624
Are they going to eat those guns?

>> No.9548571

>>9548428
>>>/pol/

>> No.9548718

>>9536283
a legit 10/10 flick, I've seen it 6 times and it still doesn't get old

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>> No.9548810

>>9541540
>>avocado is a healthy substitute for cheese
cheese isn't fucking unhealthy as well
and if you're trying to avoid fat for whatever retarded reason then you shouldn't be eating fucking avocados

>> No.9548825

>>9544857
well, source?

>> No.9548828

>>9548810
>animal product
>isn't unhealthy
Hue

>> No.9548832

>>9538480
Worst taco ever.This person shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen

>> No.9548843

>>9548810
But avocados are high in monounsaturated fats. Which are good for you.
The coconut oil is what's really fucking bad for you.

>> No.9548859

>>9539578
is this ELF?

>> No.9548866
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9548866

>278 replies
>56 images
Good job faggots

>> No.9548902

>>9548843
>The coconut oil is what's really fucking bad for you.
Hey grandpa, why don't you throw your 50's food science out the window and get with the times?

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>> No.9548918

>>9548908
Who is this gay boy and what's his name?

>> No.9548924
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9548924

>>9548902
>50's food science
It's a fact that coconut oil is packed with unhealthy saturated fats.
It's good as skin and hair cream, but very bad for actual ingestion.
Oils and fats are not bad for you. It's just saturated fats. And worse than naturally-occurring saturated fatty acids are the artificially saturated fatty acids, i.e., trans fats.

>> No.9548933

>>9548924
>saturated fats
>unhealthy
You just keep baiting, don't you?

>> No.9548948

>>9548933
>saturated fats
>not unhealthy
2/8, almost got me with that projection

>> No.9548956
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9548956

>>9548918
Anna Christine Speckhart

>> No.9548962

>>9548956
That's a girls name though.

>> No.9548967
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9548967

>>9548962
B-But she is a girl anon

>> No.9548972

>>9548962
>anon is gay
Who woud've thunk it

>> No.9548992

>>9548948
Holy shit, you aren't memeing, are you?
Seriously now though, look at some of the actual studies. The saturated fat is bad meme comes from bad control variables.
Have a meta analysis for a start.
http://m.ajcn.nutrition.org/content/early/2010/01/13/ajcn.2009.27725.short

>> No.9549007

>>9546218
This one was faked, though.

>> No.9549061

>>9548992
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0735109715046914

>Our findings indicate that unsaturated fats, especially PUFAs, and/or high-quality carbohydrates can be used to replace saturated fats to reduce CHD risk.

http://www.bmj.com/content/355/bmj.i5796.long

>A recent systematic review and meta-analysis reported no significant association between the consumption of saturated fatty acids (SFAs) and the risk of coronary heart disease (CHD) (1), but the study failed to specify the replacement macronutrient for saturated fat.

>During 24 to 30 years of follow-up, we documented 7,667 incident cases of CHD. Higher intakes of polyunsaturated fatty acids (PUFAs) and carbohydrates from whole grains were significantly associated with a lower risk of CHD comparing the highest with lowest quintile for PUFAs (hazard ratio [HR]: 0.80, 95% confidence interval [CI]: 0.73 to 0.88; p trend <0.0001) and for carbohydrates from whole grains (HR: 0.90, 95% CI: 0.83 to 0.98; p trend = 0.003). In contrast, carbohydrates from refined starches/added sugars were positively associated with a risk of CHD (HR: 1.10, 95% CI: 1.00 to 1.21; p trend = 0.04). Replacing 5% of energy intake from saturated fats with equivalent energy intake from PUFAs, monounsaturated fatty acids, or carbohydrates from whole grains was associated with a 25%, 15%, and 9% lower risk of CHD, respectively


https://sci-hub.io/https://doi.org/10.1161/JAHA.115.002891

>Nonoptimal intakes of n-6 PUFA, TFA, and SFA each contribute to significant estimated CHD mortality, with important heterogeneity across countries that informs nation-specific clinical, public health, and policy priorities.

count on a ketofag without a degree nor scientific inclination to barge into the thread with an inaccurate worldview flinging "UR WRONG CUZ I SAYD SO" at respectable men of science. The classic internet armchair, more interested in his own rather then what is true.

>> No.9549073

>>9543584

youre the type of fuck that makes americans look like clowns in other countries. stay at home faggot

>> No.9549242

>>9538370

Why do Americans do this?

>> No.9549248

>>9538416

He is black =(

>> No.9549278

>>9542947

This is not ok

>> No.9549323
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9549323

>>9540816
the pouring lemon on lemons part KEK

>> No.9549328

>>9548866

Never realized he put the bacon into the ground beef directly.

Are those meat grinders worth it? I might get one one day when I'm not broke as shit.

>> No.9549331

>>9549328
A stand alone meat grinder probably isn't. That is an attachment to a KitchenAid Mixer which everyone should own.

>> No.9549377

>>9549323
anon I think you might be colourblind

>> No.9549405
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9549405

>>9545967

>> No.9549411

>>9548791
that's a big knoife

>> No.9549420

someone post the faggot eating pizza with a knife and fork

you know the one

>> No.9549424

>>9548967
yes she's a girl, but that webm is still hella gay

>> No.9549430

>>9548791
I expected talent, instead I just watched a man of less than average world height cut a large tuna fish.

>> No.9549462

>>9549424
why is it gay? because she has manly jaw?

>> No.9549490

>>9546677
HAHAHA

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>>9549462

>> No.9549545

>>9540991
Featurman is based as fuck. his food videos are absolutely retarded and he's pretty strange but there is something sort of charming about the old bastard.
>>9543134
he explains in one of his videos that he never saw the point in getting married as he doesn't really believe in the whole of idea of committing yourself to one person for your entire life.

>> No.9549556
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>> No.9549575

>>9536283
That's probably what Jack think he's doing in his vids

>> No.9549612

>>9549556
Don't do this, makes mustard.

>> No.9549631

>>9542884
WA
LA

>> No.9550414

>>9542947
Source please

>> No.9551018

>>9538424
This is what AI will be doing to us in 100 years

>> No.9551068

>>9549612
I like mustard

>> No.9551069

>>9540991
Only a coal miner could enjoy burnt bread and black coffee for breakfast.

>> No.9551078

>>9542884
>"Honey! Dinners ready!"