/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9568991
>@disgruntledmom

This bitch on the edge.

>>9568999
burn the coal, pay the toll

>>9568991
I hate to say it, but there's nothing stopping that from working. Obviously you'd want your dishwasher to be completely clean of soap and other chemicals, and you'd want to be sure you live in an area with pretty good tap water. But if those conditions are met, it'd work. The dishwasher gets extremely hot to kill bacteria on the dishes and dry them, and that heat applied to wet potatoes would steam them.

>>9568991
Tony Instagram III for inventing that shit app.

>>9569050
>good tap water
the absolute state of amerishit. the fact that you worry about this proves its a 3rd world country.

>>9569068
obsessed

>>9569068

>>9568991
not really baked though, are they? 0/10

>>9569068
Tap water has different mineral deposits and flavours based on reigions. Since we are a fuck huge country akin to the size of Russia and we have different rural areas and climates, of course we dont have the same quality in whatever fucking Shitganistan you live in.

>>9569068
Our third world missles will have you begging to be a citizen of the burger.

>>9568991
this is how you kill the whole family

just steamed a baked potato for hubby!!! just microwaved some fries!!! just poached some tilapia in the toaster oven for bae!!!!!

>>9568991
Absolute troll/satire, but seems like something someone extremely lazy and/or stoned might use to wash potatoes.

>>9569494
#wifeyMaterial
Not had one of those threads for a while

>>9569511

The numbers add up chief

i don't think most dishwashers get hot enough to cook potatoes. vegetables don't really cook below 80C

>>9569525
>no butter
I'd kick her out of bed tbqh

>>9569526
Incredible

>>9569526
Appreciate the mediocre-tier autism.

>>9569550
>Appreciate the mediocre-tier autism.
This is my calling.

>>9569068
Even the stuff people worry about with our American tap water is way better than most other countries best water. You get the wrong opinion due to the way things are worded.

>>9569525
you better not be joking about the doneness of the toast, put some butter on and that's as good as toast gets

>>9568991
>baked
steamed

is it steaming if its in foil?

>>9569591
>shaken
stirred

>>9569526
you missed at least one

>>9569004
>how do you avoid soap tastes?
valid question
>don't put soap in LOL
jesus dude she's good looking but dumb as a box of hammers

>>9569525
nothing like a nice bowl of pesto with briquettes for breakfast

>>9568991
>boiled potatoes
>baked

>>9569068
I live in australia and my tapwater is great. But the tapwater in the town 25km away where I work is suspect at best.

>>9569068
>Dating third worlder on student visa
>Refuses to drink tap water, only bottled
>What the fuck do you drink back home?
>Tap water
>Why would you do that?
>Our water isn't dirty
Redpilled, but to be fair this was Corpus Christi.

>>9569068
Do...you know how big America is? I mean, it's really big. Almost half of the landmass of the western hemisphere. Far bigger than any other country save for russia. We have varying water here, simple as that.

>>9569530
Hot cycle and steam clean. They can get to at least 212 f.

>>9570069
Canada?

>>9569962
i think that's yerba mate tea

>>9569958
Actually, with the amount of water the dishwasher dispenses, that's quite valid. Early on, you'll get a little soap on the potatoes, but it will get flushed off very thoroughly by the end of the 2nd cycle - thoroughly enough you won't get any soap taste.

>>9570069

Countries by Size

Russia: 17,075,200 km2 (6,592,771 mi 2)
Canada: 9,984,670 km2 (3,854,082 mi2)
United States: 9,631,418 km2 (3,717,727 mi2)
China: 9,596,960 km2 (3,704,426 mi2)
Brazil: 8,511,965 km2 (3,285,618 mi2)
Australia: 7,686,850 km2 (2,967,124 mi2)
India: 3,287,590 km2 (1,269,009 mi2)
Argentina: 2,766,890 km2 (1,068,019 mi2)
Kazakhstan: 2,717,300 km2 (1,048,877 mi2)
Algeria: 2,381,740 km2 (919,352 mi2)

So, Russia is nearly twice as big as USA. Canada, USA, China, Brazil and Australia are quite similar size. Then there's an actual gap, followed by all the smaller countries, starting with India.

Americentrism showing up.

>>9569526
>when you visit /ck/ after smoking meth

>>9569526
roastie just got put on blast

>>9569068
OBSESSED


Do you have any idea how shitty the water is in most European countries? As a Dutchfag I can say even the French have shitty tap water. Don't even get me started on the Mediterranean

How is this better than throwing 100 potatoes in the oven though?

Me for still spending time on this shitty fucking board.

>>9570143
It's not.

>>9569082
in real life the latter bagel is far superior.

Not applicable to thots.

>>9570143
>implying ovens are that big

>>9570143
how do you wash them, smart guy? You gonna wash 100 potatoes on your own?

>>9570167
this is a great point actually the dishwasher handles all that annoying potato washing

>>9570139
Tap water here in Italy is ok to drink, we just need to use softeners because there's so much fucking calcium in it

>>9570167
You win this round

>>9569068
>3rd world country
you don't actually understand the words you're using, stop posting

>>9570105
why do my dishes always smell of soap then

>>9569080
underrated

>>9570118

America is actually larger than Canada in terms of land mass

Further, while Australia and Canada are about as big, they only live in small concentrated portions of their country

>>9570280
You might be using the wrong soap. Your dishwasher might have a problem so that it never fully drains. It could also be a water quality issue. More information is needed to answer your question.

>>9569526

>>9570139
>>9570185
My hometown and the general area they pull the water from has very sandy soil. The water is just fucking crystal clear in the taste.
But where I live now the it's practically pure clay, and the water taste like shit.

>>9570103
being this new

>>9570167

Stupid question, next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7Fjsr6Ebk

>>9570293

What does that mean? Canada is bigger than the US, number of people doesn't affect that.

As someone who has a retarded brother I can say, without a doubt, you fit the bill.

>>9570312

It means when you talk about actual land, you know that stuff you stand on, live on, etc, America is larger.

Canada is large when you include the bodies of water.

>>9570326

That's not how land mass works. You can say "there is more inhabited land in the US than Canada" but you cannot say "there is more landmass in the US than Canada"

The point you are trying to make is correct, there are more "flavors" of local tap water in the US than Canada because there are more townships in more places, but the way you said it was incorrect by every metric. Use this as an opportunity to learn.

>>9570162
Most ovens in America are bigger than dishwashers

>>9570336
are you stupid? that is exactly how landmass works.

>>9569103
>akin to the size of Russia
>Russia: 17 million km2
>United States: 9.8 million km2
>akin

American edukayshon, every single time.

>>9570336

I think you are misunderstanding what I'm saying, maybe using the term "land mass" was a mistake, but by all practical purposes, the country of Canada isn't larger than the US

>>9570344
I was about to post that earlier, but I went and checked. It's the opposite. A standard dishwasher is much larger than an normal (aka "half size" ) home oven.

However, the oven can hold multiple racks inside it, whereas the dishwasher usually only has two.

>>9570352

No, it isn't, you fucking retard. Quit being wrong on purpose.

>>9570360

Depends on what you mean, Canada is technically larger than the US, but most of Canada is inhospitable frozen wastes for most of the year, and the majority of it is not permanently inhabited.

>>9570373
the US has more square footage of dry land than canada. that is what land mass is.

>>9570359
Russian was used as a demonstration because it is in Europe and is part of a continent and not its own continent. Canada isnt an option and Australia is its own thing and China is a fucking shithole. Lrn2Speculate

>>9570376

I stand corrected. Please accept my apology for being so rude.

>>9569068
First world means allied with NATO
Second world means allied with Soviets/Commies in general
Third world means allied with neither/neutral
It has nothing to do with economic prosperity or standard of living

>>9569530
"Dry" ( heat element the same size that's in the bottom of an electric oven turns on...)

>>9570293

>>9570386
R E T A R D
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>>9569080
kek

>>9570421

He is literally right. Now the only moniker that matters is "Developed" vs "Developing."

>>9570359
since the USA is a large country akin to the size of Europe(excluding russia) our country has multiple biomes, areas ranging from tundras in Alaska, to plains in the midwest, and two separate mountain ranges running down the east and west, one of which create a large dry mountainous plateau with several deserts littered around it

because if our larger more variant eco system compaired to Europe, a lot of out tap water has different levels of quality due to different minerals and processing methods for these minerals
Ironically, most of the dangerous tap water is actually in cities with large minority populations due to low tax income, and poor maintenance of infrastructure
would you consider the tap water in Bulgaria to be the same as France, or Sweden?

>>9570421
>being this retarded

it's a moniker developed during the cold war
the only reason we associate poor countries with third world countries is because most of them were poor

>>9570352
>typical american doubling down on his stupidity and ignorance

>>9570473
>America has mountains

no it doesn't retard, you just want mountain like the alps, so you need to lie like a stupid fucking American about landmarks you'll never have faggot

America is a big flat wasteland of shitty water and people

>>9570139
This desu only good tap water is in Scandinavian countries, netherlands and Flanders. Dunno about krautland.

>>9570566
only good vater in Deutschland is in Bavaria

rest is gross muslim shithole wasteland

>>9570498

Rockies are a much larger chain of mountains than the Alps retard.

>>9569525
That cunt deserves shit burnt toast for playing for Man United.

>>9569550
>>9569526
>>9568991
she says "wrapped in foil" but she doesn't have them wraped in foil?????????????????????

>>9570622
I think she wrapped them in foil after cooking them, then placed the wrapped potatoes into a cooler to keep them warm.

>>9570622
I apologise for the image, I genuinely assumed I was on /r9k/ based on the content of this thread

>>9570622
It means she wrapped them in foil and put them in a cooler after taking them out of the dishwasher.

That is a common practice among caterers when you have to cook a lot of potatoes at once. They're not fully cooked in the dishwasher. They cook from residual heat while they sit in the cooler (which is insulated, trapping the heat inside).

>>9569958
what's fucked up is that the bitch asking the question probably cooks for others at least occasionally. when they're not recovering from food poisoning, anyway.

>>9569526
For an autistic you can't count for shit.

>>9570309
Had a solid kek

>>9570301
>tfw I live in western NC
>the tap water is of excellent quality, coming from cold mountain streams and rivers

>>9570687
WNC too

Water is bretty good, but mine is hard AF

Eh, that's not exactly very original. Quite a few years ago there was some young hipster cook here in Germany (before hipsters were even a thing) who became famous for cooking the fish for his guest in the dishwasher.

>>9570604
You're arguing with a europoor. Don't even bother refuting it.

>>9570687

I live in wnc , the water is disgusting

>>9571062
Trashville?

>>9569526
Why would you even bother counting the potatoes?

>>9569068
OBESED

>>9570359
Half of Russia is barren, the US is pretty evenly habitable.

>>9571137
this offends me as a irish/peruvian

>>9571195
I have family history tied to potatoes as well, but I can't understand why someone on 4chan would sit down and attempt to count potatoes in a dishwasher.

>>9571210
you must be ashamed. its always good to count your potato

>>9571219
The number of potatoes related to me wouldn't fit in all the dishwashers on the planet.

>>9569004
>where did you learn this?
>oh you know, me and the girls threw a huge party and made some potatoes in a dish washer

>>9569004
>>9571483
>you will never get so high you think its a good idea to bake potatos in the dishwasher

>>9569068
Wichita KS, US here. We have the best fucking tapwater in the world, thanks limestone.

>>9568991
Why didn't she just... use an oven?

>>9571502
Because 100 potatoes wouldn't fit efficiently in the oven and this did? Anymore stupid ass questions?

>>9570614
ay fuck you man he's a great CB for utd these days. That fucking toast though.

>>9571513
That dishwasher doesn't look bigger than a regular oven. It might even be smaller.

>>9571490
i put a bag of taki's inside some uncooked mac and cheese in the microwave

>>9571538
Was the result good? Or did you put the literal bag in there too?

>>9571544
put the literal bag in

it was california stuff

>>9571513
an oven would cook that way faster no matter what. boiling water is stuck at 100C. the oven isn't.

>>9571566
Why the fuck are you in such a rush to cook your 100 potatoes

>>9570143
Say you have a big dinner party, and you need your whole oven to cook enough of the main course to feed everyone.

>>9571570
Because I want them NOW.

>>9571570
why do you want to do it so slowly? don't you have things to do? why are you making 100 potatoes? why do you speak monosyllabically to your father then feel guilty for doing so? why is it so hard to be happy?

>>9569004

>how do you avoid the soap taste?

Jesus

>>9569068
i get my water from QUABBIN, bitch

>>9569004
>super easy for big crowds
Wow she puts on a great spread - boiled dishwasher potatoes for all!

>How do you avoid soap tastes?
what a fucking retard

>>9570498
Are you actually stupid?

>>9570185
You must have amazing bones

>>9569068
Quality post

>>9570498
This is one of the most retarded posts I have ever read

My old Sous chef told me once about a woman he met at a fishing retreat up North who was one of the only non-seasonal cooks/stewards at the lodge. You know those Ecolab dishwashers that restaurants use?
It turns out that this woman would wash potatoes and produce in them which surprised him.

"How long have you been doing this"

"Oh I don't know, a few years"

She was sent on a plane home the next day.

>>9570651
This is a good way to get your restaurant closed for a week or two for a major health code violation lel

>>9570498
>when your obsession is so bad you just to lose braincells

>>9569004
>how do you avoid soap taste
What a dumb question.

>>9569068
>Muslim penis
the absolute state of euroshit. the fact that you worry about this proves its a 3rd world cucktry.

>>9571483
underrated

>>9570312

We own the moon too you faggot

>>9572599
literally laughed out loud at this post. thanks.

>>9572589
thanks, i tried really hard

Two cycles in a dishwasher would barely start the potatoes cooking.

>>9569068
O B S E S S E D

I know a few professional chefs who cook things in the dishwasher. I myself have cooked muscles in the dishwasher.

>>9570498
Damn you're dumb as fuck faggot

>>9571514
>for utd
You missed the point anon

>>9569004
Can anyone name a more iconic party food for a huge party than a baked potato? Sometimes I go to a big party and think "oh no I shouldn't have had a baked potato with lunch because they will definitely have some at this big college party."

>>9571566
An oven uses air to conduct heat which is a lot less effective than water

>>9573293
Working at Denny's doesn't make you a chef, let alone a professional.

>dishwasher
>bake

>>9569068
This angers the burg

>>9569630
>>9570663
Fight me

>>9571210
>I can't understand why someone on 4chan would sit down and attempt to count potatoes in a dishwasher
If that's the strangest thing you see on 4chan this week when you're not even trying.

>>9573293
No one else eat their seafood raw then go for a really hot bath?

>>9573293
>muscles

>>9570295
Awesome movie.

>>9571570
Why the fuck are your panties in such a bunch over cooking potatoes in an oven

>>9573293
>I myself have cooked muscles
>muscles

I'm pretty sure that is mussels ...

>worrying about tap water

>>9573945
>No one else eat their seafood raw then go for a really hot bath?
kek

>>9570293
>America is actually larger than Canada in terms of land mass
What ridiculous American Exceptionalism. Next, tell us how various metrics would be improved if you removed blacks and poor people from the statistics.

>>9574450
We don't use metrics, dumb xenophobe.

>>9569526
Reminds me of that neopets game potato counter

>>9571058
>falling his hard for falseflags
your stars and stripes are showing

>>9574457
>We don't use metrics, dumb xenophobe.

Can you imagine getting dumbufck American niggers to understand the Metric system?

'Merican niggers who graduate HS can't even do algebra, and are barely litterate.

> lol @ dumbass white people expecting 'merican Niggers to learn a "metric" system without crying racism.

>>9574766
Don't be nonplussed because we are MILES ahead of your ass in STEM, language and culture, goat fucker.

>>9570359
>posting from an irrelevant country

>>9570359
lmao
My favorite part of mad americucks is that they all conveniently forgot about Flint

>>9570295

Source?

>>9573843
if it's some lame shit like a graduation party that no one cares about, it sounds fine
especially for the host
just put out a bunch of sour cream and bacon and cheese, etc
easy and it qualifies as food

>>9574437
imagine taking the time to make that picture

>>9568991
Never change /ck/

>>9575655
Pretty sure it's from 'The Slammin Salon' , funny ass movie

>>9572224
Everywhere I go, nothing beats it. New York City tapwater honestly tasted very off in comparison, and DC tapwater was pretty bad. I think I've been spoiled.

>>9569004
>how do you avoid soap tastes
W E W

Here's a little challenge for you dishwater fags, place a glass upright and run a cycle so that it fill with some water. Let it cool and then, if you even will, drink that glass of water and let us know how it tastes. You will absolutely taste retirements of soap and calcium build up. Even if you had a dedicated potato "cooking" dishwasher, that water you're spraying all over those potatoes is going to taste like shit.