/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How do actual alcoholics afford booze?

>>9569136
Live in a country where being NEET is easy

>have a drink to get rid of my hangover
>end up crackin up a new bottle

morning boys

I drank too much last night. Normal palpations and sweats. Get up for my regular morning alcoholic diarrhea shits. Smelled terrible as usual, but I was so nauseated that immediately turned around and vomited, causing the diarrhea to splash in my face, leading to more vomiting until I start puking blood. Cleaned up, poured a drink, and feel better now.

Fuck being an alcoholic.

>>9569640
The nausea sucks

>torn between two girls
>torn between what jobs I want to do
>torn ACL so need to find a new way to pass the time

Got trashed on sarsaparilla, cheap vodka and a touch of lemonade, to help my decision making. It didn't work, but at least I have the comforting familiarity of a hangover

>>9569646
I sorta forgot about women a while back.

19 years old and can't resist a drink at night. I find being sober so fucking boring. I'm going through 6 packs of beer each day and it's getting too expensive, probably gonna switch to the bottle.

>>9569655
just smoke weed. 19 is young enough that youre probably not psych dependent on liquor

>1pm
>Drinking alone at home
>Listening to some stupid "erotic hypnosis hands free orgasm" garbage
Do those shits ever even work for anyone?
They're fun to listen to anyway

>>9569657

I've read weed fucks you up later down the track psychologically. Schizophrenia and things like that. I've got no mental illness in my family but I don't want to risk losing my mind.

>>9569686
Don’t believe everything you read. Chronic alcoholism will get you locked up, thrown in a loony bin or dead. Excessive weed is immeasurably safer than excessive booze.

>>9569646
Go with the brunette

>>9569686
You prefer a slow and terribly painful death by organ failure?

>>9569666
>1pm

where do you live?

>>9569657
>exchange one vice for another
yeah good idea, i really want to be dependent on something that'll cost me half my paycheck every two weeks. hey it'll free my pineal gland from calcification!!

>>9569713
It wont make everyone hate you, it won’t ruin your life and it won’t kill you. Stop with the ignorant anti-weed stuff. If you don’t like it, don’t use it, but don’t dissuade others from escaping this nightmare.

>>9569706
Estonia

>>9569713
At least you’ll have a pineal gland, not just a pile of rotting corpse with a life of pain and regret left behind.

>>9569713
i dont smoke weed but loads of people that I know do and all of them are high functioning.

>>9569716
nice. it's 6 am here in Kentucky.

>>9569700
>brunette


A
>stubborn, quite shy and somewhat prudish
>incredibly caring and understanding, with a great sense of humour
>different tastes in most things
>perfect bunda
>great old friends, as well as being an ex
>was the only one who stuck by me when I was depressed
>solid job for a multinational

B
>student (a fair bit younger than me)
>sharp as anything
>much more of a libertine
>similar tastes in music, food, interests
>undeniable chemistry
>sibling doesn't like her
>almost the forbidden fruit

>>9569750
Neither.
Why bother with women?

>>9569635
Mornin

>>9569750
all women are the same, some are just uglier. pick whichever one is least ugly

>take ativan and go to bed early
>have to go mail shit
>fucking hot water heater doesn't work for some reason
>20F


WELP. Guess I'm staying home and drinking today

>>9569750
Date A, have 3-somes with B.

>>9569114
i dont bother to look at the date anymore

alcohol cures my anxiety of being alive

just put old dip tobacco back in my mouth

>>9569777
I don't really get how people can dip, it seems like the worst nicotine delivery system.

>>9569114
Does anyone else get really hypersensitive to smell? Wonder if it's got something to do with the alcohol.

>>9569819
YES. Holy Christ finally someone who agrees with me. My sense of smell is absolutely insane and has been ever since I began drinking vodka.
I do notice that my mouth is dry as hell after vodka, Im guessing maybe ethanol dissolves the mucosal lining in the nose/throat, and as such removes any barrier between my nose and the stuff I’m sniffing. I can smell fucking everything

>>9569839
Oh brother. I am relieved to know it's not just me, thought I was going fucking crazy.

welp i tricked the last person i know into DDing for me. that means i officially have no one. good night though

I've been getting into collecting vinyl records to offset my dependency, and it's been working really well.

I'm not drinking out of boredom anymore, I have something to look forward to on my weekend that isn't drinking. Something to divert my income away from booze onto. And I have something personal and special to show for it. I haven't felt proud of myself like this in a long time.

Find something that can make you happy, anons. Whatever it might be.

>>9569849
>DDing
Double dosing? Double dicking? Boob job? Whut b DD?

>>9569882
Double dicking.

I tricked 2 guy friends into fucking my love holes until my ass literally bled last night.

>>9569756
Some do have a little more personality/brains than others, but I'd still mostly go with the better looking one, unless there's some *huge* difference otherwise.

Fuck i get so hangover on beer, vodka is not a problem day after, but fucking shit light beer

>>9569882
Given the context I'm guessing it's drunk driving.

>>9570059
Ah. Yeah. That makes more sense than double dicking.

>wake
>panic
>two huge-as-fuck gulps of vodka
>what feels like seconds pass - but wake hours later
Three days now. I must have slept 8-10 times yest. 4 so far today I think. As soon as my bod detects fresh booze, I lose consciousness. Not sure this is a good sign.
All is not lost. Day after tomorrow, I STOP. And go back to heroin. I can’t drink any more, just can’t.

>>9569882
designated driving, you underaged idiot

>>9570135

You shooting snorting or smoking it?

>>9570148
Not him, but you do realize that the term "designated driver" is very specific to the US (and maybe Canada, dunno) so somebody not understanding the term could just be somebody from a different country. At first I didn't understand what DD meant, since I come from a place with ample public transportation and the concept of DD just doesn't really exist in that manner. So maybe think before you start insulting people.

>>9570148
I wish I was young.
>>9570155
I smoke it, but by way of cunning crafting of tinfoil, I’ve devised a method whereby I can fire 100mg straight at my brain in about ten seconds. I might post a pic if I’m sufficiently alive.

>Amphetamines?
Everything ok
>Alcohol?
Everything ok
>Nicotine?
Everything ok
>Caffeine?
Feel like zombie and get super tired but unable to sleep

Science can't explain this

>>9570170

I've only snorted, I'd love to see a decent method to smoke. Heroins a bad idea for me at this time in life.

im gonna go pass out fuck everything fuck everyone fuck all of you i fucking godd amn i love you guys dont ever leave me

>>9570201
have a good snooze lad :)

today is cleaning day, speakers on full, beer and vodka is going down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mKHUPf5uWQ

its gonna be a guuuuuuud day lads

>>9570187
I don't like speed. It makes you feel good/focused/etc for about 60 minutes (without the euphoria of coke), then you feel irritable for 3 hours. Pretty shit trade off.

Solution A is only take about 3-4mg, which will make the good feeling minimal, but doesn't make me irritable after.

Solution B keep taking more and more! Not fun in long run.

>>9570236

Also it's gonna fuck your heart you real quick.

>>9570214
Thanks Co/ck/ I haven't heard this song for a while!!!!

Liked the video to this too

>Think it's am
>It's actually pm

fuck me

please pray for me al/ck/anons

Am i the only functional alcoholic over here? I drink 4 times a week but I have a part-time job as a paralegal at a law firm specialized in international corporate and tax law. I'm currently finishing my 2nd and 3rd master's degree, have an appartment, a girlfriend and enjoy my time with friends. You guys need to man the fuck up.

>>9570541
you drink almost a litre of whisky until 6 am and then get up to go to work four times/week? I dont even know how id be in a master's degree seminar drunk

>want to go to the burger store
>too wasted
>want to sleep too
>literlaly unable to sleep because who the fuck knows

why

>>9570546

The problem is you're assuming you drink as much as a lot of the people in these threads.

>4 times a week

Well shit why don't you just put a dress and twirl around for us Sally.

>>9570552

That was meant for >>9570541

And not>>9570546

woke up in the grass in a park this morning at 5:45 am. not quite frost but cold as hell, only had a tshirt. any of you ever got hypothermia or anything? i gotta be more careful come winter

>>9570503
i stopped drikning for a solid 18 days. hoping this makes these results normal : )

>>9570546
>>9570552
I didn't assume i was on your guys level but shit man up, drink a bit less and make something out of your life. I drink too much, i smoke too much and I don't sleep nearly enough. I'll probably die young but not as miserable as you guys. Drink half a liter and go to sleep earlier.

>>9570581
All valid points but don't call yourself an alcoholic to people who wake up shaking and puking every morning, 4 times a week is a different set of issues my dude.

>>9570581
it's frustrating is all when a normie is all "omg I drink sooo much im such an alcoholic! lmao XD" we've all heard it a million times.

>>9569686
Did you read that in the seventies? It's possible that it could if you were already predisposed to developing schizophrenia, but too much booze can do exactly the same thing. If there's no history of schizophrenia in your family, then it's very unlikely that weed or booze will trigger it.

Gout came back. Gotta hobble to the off license

>>9569651
Same sad thing is I'm but compared to friends I'm better off

>>9569849
Are you that insufferable that your friends stop talking g to you after one drunk ride?

>>9570541
I'm the functional alcoholic. Drink about a 3-4 handles plus beers a week, have a good office job and some friends/drinking buddies, no duis. You're the recreational drinker

>>9569640
Feel better bro.

Starting a downward spiral into alcoholism. Realized the other day that I have absolutely no friends. The discord server I was on I pretty much just intrude on. If anyone actually liked me they probably would have added me.

That on top of my earlier realizations that I will probably never have an RL friend, let alone romantic interest, pretty much compounds my problem.

As far as I can see, I can either cry myself to sleep, kill myself, or get drunk enough that I don't really give a shit either way.

>>9569819
You might be pregnant.

>>9570581
You might not understand the word "alcoholic" if you think we can drink less just like that.

>>9571078
Do you need friends? Do you want friends?

>>9571089
I probably need friends if I get so depressed about not having any.

Somehow can't get drunk tonight after 2 bottles of wine and some vodka.
How to compensate?

>>9571105
>>9571078
>went on /soc/ again to try to get friends
>one person added me
>my fucking autistic responses and inability to hold a decent god damn conversation caused them to lose interest and remove me
It's probably best if I just die.

Having a jim beam and pepsi, First time in over 4 years.

This was my brothers favorite drink, He was killed 4 years ago.


I would end my own life to have him back for just 24 hours

Oh the feels lads....They are good and bad....

>>9571182
/soc/ is not for making friends, it's for posting pics of your dick.

>>9571182
what do you chat on?

I have autism and zero friends, I'll talk to you.


The only other people I talk to is my dad and occasionally one of my brothers

>>9570482
I hate this.

>>9571078
And?
do you really need one?
How many people are you naturally comfortable with?

favorite vodka?

>>9569640
Kill yourself instead for being a weak man who's dependent on the liquid Jew.

>>9571394
Russian standard or ketle

>>9571394
I like absolut, but I'm a poorfag who hasn't bought anything more expensive anyways

>>9569640
JUST

Has your doctor warned you about liver damage yet?

>>9571394
moskovskaya.

No matter how much water I drink, I’m still gagging with thirst. Why

>>9571671
>Why
alcohol abuse is destroying your body

>>9571671

nephritis.

>>9571744
Guess that’d explain why I’m pissing blood.
Oh well. Time for a drink so I don’t care.

>>9571535
See >>9571764
Cirrhosis isn't even the worst danger.

Wonder how I’ll die. Feel like it’s not far off.
Cancer
Heart disease
Stroke
Lung disease
Liver disease
Kidney disease
Not sure which to choose

>>9571790
aren't alcoholics more likely to get pancreatitis than cirrhosis? IIRC less than 10% of even the hardest alcoholics end up getting cirrhosis

I'm on the fifth day of a binge. I'm not even enjoying it at this point, I just keep choking more booze down into my sick stomach to help ease the crippling anxiety.

>>9571804
Seems likely. I’ve had pancreatitis and pancolitis for forever. Began not long after I turned to the trampnectar. Guess cancer will fug muh shiz. That or a stroke; already got plenty of brain damage showing under MRI. 3-4 new brain lesions every 6 months, or at least, that was the approximate rate of damage being done 3 years ago, when I stopped bothering going to doctors.

Nothing for weeks ;_;
It’s all ogre
My last chance of love, is kil. She left me, to either sober up or die.
Oh sweet morsels of precious hope, how savagely and cruelly you are torn from my soul. I can only suffer so much before requiem gives way, to dead, dry indifference.

>>9571791
At what point do we really need to start worrying about this? I know older (60+) people who likely haven't drawn a sober breath in 40 years or more and they are healthy. I am 30 and have been a binge drinker for 10 years. Sometimes I will spend several days at a time loaded, but I also go without for long periods

>>9570581
thanks for the advice brah gon turn my life around

>>9571854
Dude, That was a guy the entire time. I'm almost positive

>>9570581
wtf I hate drinking now

>>9571182
Iktfb. I wish I had a friend with whom I was so close that there was no awkwardness even if we’re silent. I panic and feel the need to say something, but can’t think of anything so either go silent, or talk shit. I have no friends.
I kinda want an girlfriend too, but would be happy just to hang out and drink, wouldn’t necessarily need to does loads of sexes up her.
I’m going to die alone.

>>9571907
You shut your whore mouth. She was my soul mate, I know this because of my knowledge. This is a gritty, real-life drama about loving and losing.
I’ll never forget you, alleygril.

>>9571836
Smirnoffbro? cheers m8, all the best to you

>>9571856
>At what point do we really need to start worrying about this?
After binge drinking for a decade or hitting your thirties, whatever comes first.
See a doc for a checkup, don't lie to him.

>>9571854
Hey, long time no see.
How are you, beside the disappointment of your princess leaving for the greener pastures of sobriety?

>try to stand
>instantly collapse
>full pint of vodka spilled
>shops closed 52 mins ago

>>9571981
Ah yaknow, puking, screaming in pain, body failing, finances in ruins, house stinks off piss - the norm. How’s al/ck/?

>>9571981
>hitting your thirties
Next week for me. I've been going at it steadily for over the last decade. I still feel the same as before though, physically at least.

>>9571973
Thanks m8e

I would literally have sex with any one between 18 and 80 with a pulse at this point

>>9572027
>Has to have a pulse
Ooh get a load of this prissy little princess. The life-challenged not good enough for you? Damn corpseist snobs.

imagine being so pathetic you get drunk and go to 4chan to talk about how much you drank

>>9572083
god imagine

>>9572027
I just want a hug.

>>9572002
I'm good.
Sobriety is boring as ever, life sound like it's gonna last way too long. But I'm not in pain.

RIP in peace Gord Downie. Tragically Hip was Canada's house band for almost thirsty years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9i5Z01kFI

>>9572191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc

Tragically Hip+Trailer Park Boys
<3<3<3

while I'm mourning the loss of a Canadian legend, this is Canada's drinking song. What are the drinking songs of your country/region?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIk87-mPzY

Very friendly reminder that many of you will die miserable, alone, and in a great deal of pain.
Friendly reminder that the qt girl at the grocery store will lead a perfectly normal happy life without ever having to acknowledge your existence.
Reminder that god isn’t real morty and this is the only chance we have of making something out of anything and after this we’re worm food.
Some of you are alright, don’t come to al/ck/ tomorrow.

>>9569805
Jokes on you. It's the best

I drink too much. I get drunk 1-2 times a week to 1-2 times a month and have for 2 years. I'm good, right? It's not healthy, but I won't get serious ailments if I stop before I turn 25, will I?

>>9572262

Are you serious? Your gonna be fine anon

>>9572262
No you’re fucked bro quit now or you’ll be dead by 30

>>9572209
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7gzJFwB0JzE
I’d love to get drunk with Sarah Blackwood. Her eyes suggest a child-like satisfaction with the world, I bet she’s really nice.

>>9572241
>normal happy
you delusional homo
normal lives aren't happy
there are specks of fleeting happiness but that's all
you have no idea

>>9571854
god you guys are children be miserable over something that matters
everyone is miserable
do
don't think
do

9.30am here, just got home from the liquor shop with a 1L bottle of bourbon
Tine to drink

>>9569136
Hit the lottery for 2 grand and have been drinking jack D since

>>9572309
I don't man. I'm out of whiskey and it's pretty horrible.
Have to try and get trashed on beer.

>>9569114
“What day is it edition” cracked me up

>>9569777
Long cut Copenhagen masterrace here

>>9572313
That stuff will make you feel like shit. As a general rule, the darker in colour the alcohol, the more congeners contained therein, so the more suffering when you sober up. It’s why al/ck/ is predominately into bottom/midshelf vodka, which is pretty much ‘the’ drink for many/most thinking alchies. It’s just a no nonsense mix of nothing but the ethanol you need to get rekt, with just enough water added that it isn’t unbearably painful to drink. Cost stays fairly low as it’s such a simple mix, and it contains fewer calories per unit than just about any other drink. It’s near-invariably the pro alchie’s long-term tool of choice.

>>9572345
this

>>9571222
Jesus. Sorry to hear that. What happened to him?

>>9569640
How do you even get to this level?

>>9571791
Does alcohol significantly increase your chances of cancer?

>>9572371
Yeah, a simple google will confirm

>>9569136

>>9569136
They don't eat

That's a lot of beer, anon. Throwing a party this weekend?

>>9572391
No it's all for me you dumb cunt.

>>9572391
Doesn’t bother me. I fucked a qt blonde checkout gril after she took the piss outta my booze buying habits. She spent a few months at my house, and by the time she left she was a crack addict.

>>9572407
Did not expect to find this level of degeneracy on /ck/

>>9572374
I bought a bottle of that at a Japanese drug store for like $15. Surprised to see it so expensive

>>9572391
God I fucking hate that, they're not supposed to say anything other than hi and enjoy your day if at all
WHY DO THEY DO THAT
Some middle aged cashier commented on me starting to buy vodkas instead of beer, feels bad man

>>9572410
al/ck/ has been overrun by junkies, /pol/, /r9k/
I mean it was bad before but now it's just a complete shitshow

>>9572391
and then I start going to a different store.

>>9572345
Thanks for the tip senpai. Makes sense, from now on I'll move to bottom shelf vodka - there's a few that taste like gasoline but a couple of dollars more and you can get a decent drop here.

>>9572365
Some guy running from the police hit him and killed him

>>9572489
Fuck. Hope that dude got a lengthy sentence

>>9569666
satanic trips

>>9572262
Shitty bait

>>9569114
How come I never feel drunk anymore? I know I'm drunk as hell because I can't walk straight, I can't talk normally and I laugh at things that wouldn't normally make me laugh, but in my head I feel sober as hell. Back when I was 16 I would feel very drunk, like my mind was clouded with alcohol. I miss it.

The liquor store closes in two hours and I am down to my last beer. My guts hurt from 5 days of abuse. Not really sure what to do desu.

Been binging on this for a while. Brother bought it for me as a gag gift but I love the shit

Prbly my last pic posted @ my apt. Remember posting pics on this counter/stove since in '08. Time to sip.

>>9572504
He was already wanted for murder, He got life without parole.

>>9572566
>Unibroue

I don't know why but all their beer tastes like tile cleaner to me.

>>9572572
A nigger?

>>9572434
Unfortunately, use of other drugs is extremely common amongst alchies. I’ve used -every- common, recreational street drug you care to mention, and a fair few exotic ones too. All in an attempt to stop drinking. Ive met untold numbers of people who’ve done the same.
It’d be nice to keep the conversation cleanly on subject, but use of other drugs is so commonly an issue amongst alchies, that to deny it’s legitimacy in these threads would lead to a less clear picture of quite how alcoholism tends to behave, and wtf we might be able to do to banish the satanic little shit from our lives.
I come to these threads because I think it’s an oasis of relative sanity and maturity on an otherwise largely autistic site. I think to invite just anyone in, would be pointless and probably damaging. But to invite discussion by alchies, of issues which are very common among alchies; and which, like in the case of drugs, can significantly affect the state in which the addict finds himself; e.g the implications of his new addiction(s) relative to his booze addiction, the effects on his health, and even if we do just trade one addiction for another, at the very least we might find whether a transition to another drug might give us some time to heal, and maybe it’s mind-altering effects might give us a new perspective on addiction. LSD for example lifted me out of a booze rut once. All of my problems seemed trivial, I saw how I could stop drinking and build a business, the LSD stopped me from making my usual excuses while contemplating my options. As for weed, well, if I’m high I’m happy. If I’ve got a bag and a bong, I close the curtains, eat nonstop and watch movies. Happy af, organs healing, and no prison/poison/cringe in the morning.
If nothing else helped and we’ve nothing to lose given that this is life or death, I think any al/ck/ using drugs other than alcohol in an attempt to escape, should be encouraged to share his knowledge here.

>>9572562
That looks good, I love salmon.

>>9572582
How'd you guess?

I wish they would let him out, I would be there waiting with a knife

>>9572434
I find the pol influx to be really funny honestly.
I remember when they didn't come here but now it's like they've infected every single board I go to but I just laugh about it.

>>9572594
Sound like something a nigger would do. They’re reckless animals who disregard everyone else’s safety.

>>9572600
You are correct about that.

>>9572603
Your brother had good taste. Visit the Jim beam factory if you’re ever in Kentucky. It’s nice.

Hope you don’t let anger get the best of you. Can’t imagine what you’ve been through

Cheers

>>9570541
fuck off faggot. if youre an alck youre one of us. funcionality is temporary

got a great new job that will make me decent money but im drinking a ton at night and waking up fine.

worried about my bad tendencies.

>>9572573
It does have an aftertaste.

>>9572629
If Mila Kunis ever hangs out there, Count me in.

About half way though this 750 and am feeling a little better.

That article the daily mail or whatever the fuck it is posted the other day about people having conscious thoughts after brain death upset me even more (I'm usually angry around winter because It reminds me of the day he died). I started thinking about my brother dying there dead in the street and knowing he's dead and his wife and kids will never see him again

I was fucking stewing with rage after I read that.

They should bring back public executions, I think that would curb violence.


herea that article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4992712/When-die-KNOW-dead-mind-works.html

>>9572585
I'm sorry I couldn't even get past the 4th line but I'm not disagreeing with you I'm just pointing out the obvious that there's been an influx of junkies in the last couple of months.
The pol and r9k factor like the other anon said is amusing to note. There's nothing that can be done about it I suppose we're all just a bunch of drunk/addicted stupid idiots flailing our keyboards in the wind.

Why did you write such a long post?

>will not remember the stupid shit I posted tomorrow
thank god

damn it is so comfy drinking when it gets cold out. love ir.

>>9572659
I wouldn’t take that article too serious. I’m sure there are cases of that but it’s probably a smaller percentage of people than they lead on to believe. Plus, I wouldn’t put it past the dailymail to release that article as a publicity stunt for that movie. My cousin died and was revived and said he didn’t see/hear anything.

>They should bring back public executions, I think that would curb violence.

Agreed

>>9572698
stopped heart =/= death

agree with executions tho

>>9571856
binge drinking is alot worse for you than steady, moderate drinking, even if you take long breaks in between.

>>9572698
Idk, I guess you really never know until it comes our time ya know?


I'm getting fucking wrecked tonight

Cheers.

>>9570541
>i drink 4 times a week

is this bait

Hey, anyone here make their own grog?

Here in Oz, it's the cheapest way to get blind.

>>9572738
Yes it is, and very good bait considering the amount of (you)'s it got.

>>9572742
define grog.

real easy to make 14% cider that taste like ass and yeast

Someone should make a discord

my eyes are yellow at the corners of them when I wake up hungover, but gradually get less yellow during the day. I feel no pain or fatigue or anything like that and don't get withdrawals or anything. I am not drinking tonight, but i was drinking 4+ beers every night for two years.
I don't know if I should be worried, but I am taking milkthistle and N acetyl-cistine for the yellowing.

the patrician alck anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y

>>9572768
probs fine or not alc related. eat a better diet and take your b vitamins

>>9572790
I will. thanks

>>9572764
Moonshine, cider, beer, if you get your hands on a still, pure spirit. Wine's a bit more difficult because it needs more containers for it.

>>9572816
i am also not a doc but not having wd or generalized jaundice leads me to believe you are probably okay. if you dont have regular greasy yellow shits or dark black coffe ground stools you are probably just having stress imo

>>9572836
I used to be a vegan, so I am probably anemic as well. My stools are fine atm.

What is generalized jaundice?

>>9572868
do you look yellow elsewhere? like your skin?

>>9572877
nope, just pale as fuck.

>>9572868
>I used to be a vegan

lol

>>9572768
>jaundice
>should I be worried

Yes.

FUCK HEARTBURN

>>9573039
zantac 150's

>>9573049
I have nothing

>tfw drank almost every evening for 8 years
>tfw haven't had a drink since Saturday night
>tfw actually fine, no cravings

Maybe I just won't drink anymore.

>>9573150
Sure buddy.
Sure.

I met an angel at the store today
I think I'm in love

>>9569114
>General

>>9569871
You're not as far gone as we are then

I still waste a bunch of money on retro vidya bullshit, and still can't stop drinking

>>9572787

nah, this is /alck/ in a nutshell

https://youtu.be/6nw_O1Z9_fI

I finally crossed the line i told myself i'd never cross and drank during breaks today at work, it felt nice but i hate my self for it.

I'm trying so god damn hard to taper off, i'm not even depressed i just feel like shit and my hearts about to explode juat like my ex tiold me, which is why she left, which is why I ignored her warning and got to this point like just how her uncle died.

I want off this ride, I want to punch my 9 year old self in the face for ever thinking it was cool and edgy to sneak into my parents liquor cabinet when they left me home alone.

I don't want to go back to rehab either, its so fucking boring.

>>9572543
Tolerance.

>>9572679
He's been here for over 4 months, and is often quoted as a symbol of "when /alc/ was great".

>>9572836
Ground coffee shit is death sentence. I don't think one can reach this state without problems beforehand.

>>9572742
>to get blind.
i smiled

but nah cunt i just drink cheap shiraz. very good value if you're in it for the long haul.

>>9573677
god I hate days n' daze. They're the worst of every try hard folk punk stereotype rolled into one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

I don't fucking want to be re-activated. Does alcohol help block the signal?

>>9570563
I wish the best for you. What made you get those tests?

>>9573840
Don't let the gnomes get to ya

>>9573861
It isn't a joke, anon. >>>/x/19778089 tried to get me, but I wouldn't let them.

>>9573150
I’m in the same situation as you except my last drink was in April.
>no cravings
>no struggle
People say it’s so tough to quit so we build it up in our minds as this impossible task.

>>9573831
youre a faggot

what about jonny hobo?

https://youtu.be/IlJK_OzjLE4

>>9573918
Johnny Hobo is great. I bought these from Pat back in 2006. Got plenty more of his stuff that I don't feel like digging out. I've got tons of folk punk shit.

Now lad I must ask, How bad is it if I piss blood clots and vomit blood once in a while.

>>9573976
not so good laddie

you need your kidneys, see

>>9569699
I can testify to this. I've been hospitalized twice and locked up once (plus I'm pretty sure I hit my girl at least once) as a result of drinking, never had any negative consequences from smoking.

holy fuck i've got a story

i was sober for a little over a month and just relapsed really bad. i go meet up with this girl and we split a bag of wine and before i know it i'm ditching her because my true love is whiskey. she wasn't even that good in bed. so i start driving home and i'm on this highway and it starts raining really bad. a semi in front of me spins out and blocks both lanes. a few cars try to go around but that involves getting in the muddy grass and before you know it i'm following them and we are all stuck. it's pouring rain and we spend the next hour all trying to get each other out. a cop eventually shows up and i've been pounding whiskey in my car every 15 or so minutes. not even thinking about it i go talk to him and he's like "dude you reek. if i see you put your keys in your ignition i'm giving you a DWI." so i dont and tell him ill comply and do whatever and he drives me to a fucking hotel. first thing i do when he drops me off is walk across the street and buy a pint of gin from the gas station. that was 8 days ago and i've been drunk morning to night ever since. took an uber back to my car and got back in all fucked up. business as usual. i haven't eaten in like 60 hours all i've really had is gin. lots of gin.

>>9570036
i drank a case of rolling rock two days ago and it ruined me. my shit was rancid

Torn acl anon aka 1.75l boi checking in.
>ran out of painkillers
>thank god I bought many handles of vodka in preparation for this trip
>they're littered around my friends house like Easter eggs
>pretty couch locked but can shit on my own (tybg)
>spend morning shaking sweating and throwing up foamy bile into solo cups
>say "fuck it" and physically move leg off couch
>grimace marathon with crutches to find nearest handle
Holy fuck that hurt but now I'm back on the couch with my vodka, leg situated, and my head stopped pounding, body stopped shaking, and I feel warm inside.
Being a cripple is fucked.

>>9574241
Shit existence m8

>>9570135
I honestly don't know which affliction is worse.
>t. Heroin addict/alcoholic

>>9574259
Up until now shit has been pretty okay desu other than the whole al/ck/ thing. Fucking my shit up this bad has really made me think about changing certain aspects of my life (diet/excercise mostly). I'm 21. I'm too young to be this fucked.

is there an al/ck/ discord?

>>9574471
that would kill the thread desu

>>9574471
No discord from what I understand.
I feel like it's just be a lot of "you're acting like a faggot"s and maybe some crying. Plus the invasions of this thread probably would just lead to a lot of trolling.
However, there was a chat/instant message type thing going on a while ago. It was pretty popular but died quickly.
Hopefully your discord will come in due time, anon.

This thread is mad slow today. I'm gonna keep refreshing but just gonna binge eastbound and down s4 from this couch I'm practically chained to.
Once I work up the buzz I'll probably crutch on over and empty my foamy bile cup because my friends have been so kind and I would never ask them to do that.

>>9574490
It's über fucking shitty to get injured like this while states away from home. I feel like I'm overstaying my welcome although my friends are insistent that it's fine.
>wish I was in home city renowned for its fantastic hospitals
>gonna have to wait until I can bend this fucker enough to make the 8 and a half hour drive home
>worried that'll fuck it up worse
>doc prescribed me normie does of painkillers so they were gone by day 2's afternoon
At least I have you, vodka.

I drink 4-5 days a week. Have been doing so for over 2 years.

Some days I might have two beers while other days I’ll start drinking after work and go through a pint of whiskey. Am I considered an alcoholic ?

>>9574511
Maybe you have some kind of mental dependency, but do you wake up every day with tremorous shakes/sweating/vomiting if you've been without booze?
If so, then yes.
IMO a pint of hard liquor isn't much at all, I think you'll be fine my dude.

>>9574500
If you have friends and money, there are other ways to get painkillers than from a doctor. And you can figure out a few tricks on the internet to have opiates delivered straight to your door as well.

I'd hate to be in that sort of pain with just vodka, but maybe I'm a pussy.

Oh God I have jury duty coming up. I've never done it before. I can't drive. Gonna have to hope there's an Uber or something. I haven't talked to anyone in over a year.

>>9574536
I need to go see a specialist but my insurance has horrible coverage where I'm at (states away from home).
Also, I don't think you're a pussy. I think I just have an amazing pain tolerance. Lemme type you a few quick stories for other anons to read.

>go on a three-day bender
>driving to beer store before it closes
>lose control and total truck
>get a DUI, licence suspended, truck impounded
>get evicted because of the accident
>hit a new low

well lads, I'm five days sober and have no intent to ever drink again, wish me luck

>>9574550
lol google excuses for getting out of jury duty. The judge and attorney are going to ask you questions. If you seem like a whack job, good chance they'll let you off, maybe.

>>9574564
>get evicted because of the accident
??
Because you couldn't drive to work to pay bills?

>>9574536
When I was fucking around as a minor I got pepper sprayed but still beat the shit out of the dude, and then his friend pistol whipped me twice after I punched him for pointing iron at me. I declined an ambulance and took a shower/ washed my hair. It turns out I needed 11 staples. I didn't receive medical attention for over 9 hours and just went about my life until friends pretty much forced me to go.
Weird thing about getting that many staples in the back of my head, I felt my face tighten.
It's fine now, my hairstylist can't even tell.

>>9574241
Jesus dude that sounds bad, what happened to you? I remember a few months ago you seemed pretty much fine other than the 1.75 a day habit

>>9574528

I also tried to sleep off a broken collar bone and shoulder blade after being hit by a car (pedestrian), and then tried to take a hot soak in the tub. Bad idea. Couldn't get out for two hours, and didn't want to face roommate naked just to have him pity pry me out of the tub. I just bit a rolled/ twisted towel and powered through it. Only then did I decide it was time for a hospital, and my shit was all fucked up.
Anyone else got cringeworthy tales of denying pain while I'm over here laid up?

>>9574592
I posted in old thread, I was visiting friends and fucking around and my knee dislocated entirely, and I collapsed onto it with my whole body weight, in a super contorted/unnatural direction.
>drunk-ish
>bar randos see knee and start freaking the fuck out
>it was literally on the outer side of my leg
>grimace and shove it back into place
>get to er
>they tell me that's all they would've done sans X-rays/giving me crutches and a brace

I'll be back up and chipper in a while, might need a surgery, but for today I'm on bed rest and shitposting. Thanks for taking an interest.

>>9574596
Meant for
>>9574536

>>9574581
>>9574596
Pretty hardcore. Never been in real bad physical pain before, never broken bone.

Prob worst pain I ever had was doctor sticking a swap up my urethra for an STD test. That was fucked. He lied to me intentionally beforehand, saying it wouldn't hurt, so I wouldn't anticipate pain. Good man.

Wew. Smoked 400mg of crack, and because of it, I’ve just drunk 70cl of vodka and feel nothing.

>>9574627
Makes me wonder... what’s the most pain you’ve ever been in, al/ck/? I’ve had beatings, stabbings, stubbed a tie so hard it broke, had red hot lighters held against my skin, fractured bones jumping from a height, I’ve even had migraines and carbon monoxide poisoning. Ooft, those hurt, but my god, they were nothing compared with a spinal tap I had one time which was botched. Some babby gril who probably only became a doctor because she was VERY fucking hot. She stabbed my spinal cord with a needle, I was instantly covered in sweat from the pain, then lost consciousness and had a seizure. It was so bad I got lost when I walked out of the hospital door, couldn’t find my car, and have had a phobia of needles ever since, having previously not given a shit. That was non trivial pain

>>9574627
I broke more bones as a kid than my entire six direct family members combined. They jokingly call me "learn the hard way". It didn't help that I was a skate rat as a kid.
Surprisingly everything healed fine and I'm a healthy (except al/ck/) person with no chronic pain.
But dude even thinking about anything in my urethra makes me wince. What were you being tested for? When I was a wild animal in high school I only ever had to pee for std tests.

>>9574651
Tbh getting out of that bathtub was probably the worst pain (immediate) that I've been in. I've been stabbed and shot but having to put my entire body weight on the bones that were SUPPOSED to be the most supportive was fucked. It made me understand why I needed to bite a towel, I would've shattered teeth.
Botched spinal tap sounds super shitty though senpai.

I'm sorry for shitting up al/ck/ with medical stories, please bare with me. I'm always ready to get back to the regularly scheduled misery whenever anyone wants to actually post.

>>9574653
Chlamydia I think. I also submitted urine, but the urethra swab was apparently necessary to test for *every* type of disease/virus you could have sexually (12 years ago, according to a doc with a good reputation). I wasn't even fucking a bunch of girls, it was just something my gf and I at the time thought was a good idea for both of us to do.

It was really really painful. I couldn't imagine a catheter or kidney stone.

>>9574682
Dude, that's the only thing I ever actually caught and I never had to deal with that... Just peed and got prescribed antibiotics. That's fucky.

Does any one own a flask and could make a suggestion. I need to start carrying one so I'm not lugging around a bottle everywhere

>>9569645
I swear to you, go to your local drugstore or order off of Amazon, some Nauzene. I'm not 100% that's the way you spell it, but it should get you there.

>>9574528
I definitely have a mental dependency

>>9574852
At least you get to keep 2-3 days of the week, anon. Try and see how long you can go sober, though!

>relapse two weeks out of rehab
>miss a week of work
>think i still have my job though

Bump

FUCK HEARTBURN

Is V8 the best hangover cure?

>>9571671
kidneys

>>9574877
My tolerance still isn’t very high. I’m content with 6 beers and a pint of jack Daniels will keep me shitfaced all night

What does Al/ck/ listen to while boozin? I find 80s/90s country calming. Especially outlaw county like Waylon, Hank Williams.

You were the first thing that I thought of
When I thought I drank you off my mind
When I get lost in the liquor
You're the only one I find
And if I did the things I oughta
You still would not be mine
So I'll keep a tight grip on the bottle
Gettin' loose and killin' time

This killin' time is killin' me
Drinking myself blind thinkin' I won't see
Not if I cross that line and they bury me
Well I just might find I'll be killin' time for eternity

I don't know nothin' 'bout tomorrow
I've been lost in yesterday
I've spent all my life just dying
For a love that passed away
There's an end to all my sorrow
This is the only price I'll pay
I'll be a happy man when I go
And I can't wait another day

>>9575282
On Fridays I listen to the Top 40 on youtube, just to keep up to date with what the kids are listening to these days

There's an awful lot of mediocre rappers

>>9575253
In the same way that eating a live toad will prepare you for the day, sure.

>>9575293
That mumble rap bullshit is terrible like lil Yahtzee, Kodak black, etc. the only current rapper I like is Danny brown and sometimes yelawolf.

https://youtu.be/_hZL3-ZsZVw

This one is alright but I’m not a huge rap fan. The slowed down original waylon song they sampled is way better on its own

Literally why isn't there more of this shit similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkmq9-MhnDE

On another note, should I open this bottle of vodka? It's almost 10pm and I don't know if I should ration it for later so I'd be drunk and awake by the time alc sale starts again

>>9575344
There's tons of that shit all over the place.

I miss /fsa/, that was great.

>>9575350
No I meant specifically that it's not femdom or just random, but specifically "hfo" where the girl is submissive

>>9575356
>>9575350
Not trying to hate but why do people listen to that? It’s like those cuck chastity cages to me. Why would someone get off to that?

>>9575502
It's good background noise to listen to when I'm doing sudokus, I don't fap to that shit or expect to get off from it, but it's comfy, as long as it's not some femdom or humiliation garbage

>>9569114

Been sober about 2 weeks now. When do the dreams stop? I'm not even having that big a trouble with cravings but have nightly dreams about drinking, and if they're not about drinking they're horrific abstract nightmares that I can't even put into words

>>9575550
Try a multivitamin right before bed

>>9575550
Did you try smoking pot? That is what keeps me from dreaming.

>>9575550
I love dreams, even nightmares. I often have very vivid dreams, which I replay upon waking (it helps me remember them and I heard it can help with lucid dreaming).

I sometimes take melatonin. It knocks me out and gives me very vivid, intense dreams.

>>9575557
I usually take one in the morning but hey I'll try that I guess

>>9575618
So do I, but sometimes taking another right before bed helps

Fair warning sometimes taking a Vit B pill before bed gives me really vivid dreams so YMMV

>>9569114
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orc_y7aYqv8
Any variation with almost any fish aside from salmon and tuna would work.
Almost...

>>9575534

this always makes me kind of tear up

when i grow up i wish to be like you asian man

>>9572768

Go to a doctor, dude. Yellow eyes are pretty good sign that there's something wrong with your liver.

>>9572768
>I don't know if I should be worried

Man go to a doctor, what the fuck is wrong with you

Is this all there is to life /alck/?

I hope rocket man just fucks are shit up soon.

>>9575728
Wish I could switch to weed desu

>>9572768
How long have you been drinking heavily?

>>9575738
I do too, but im fucking allergic, makes me feel like all my bones are breaking.

>>9575534
Post the first too i watched this three times

>>9575794
The 2 just means no audio, the orignal had a guy narrating the words

>>9575802
I was hoping this wouldn't be the case.

been sober for 6 days. time to drink tonight.

>>9575815
It's ok anon. Have a drink, you'll feel better

>>9574824
Plastic water bottle, clear alcohol.

>>9575550
Nightmares are withdrawals usually. Vivid dreams idk, I had them during my firsts rehabs, it stopped after a while. Had "regular" dreams every now and then after, I think that's supposed to be a normie thing.
Dreams about drinking, never had them, but I read they can pop up after years of sobriety.

Keep going buddy, most annoying PAWS fade away after a month or two.

>>9575603
>Melatonin gives dreams
This may explain a few things.

>>9575743
Try CBD without THC.

Relapsed during a manic episode. I went almost a year. I have cirrhosis because I drank on top of an autoimmune condition. AMA

>>9575939
Alcohol will eat the plastic and you will get cancer

Fuck it lads, I'm going back to school.

I need to make more money or my life will be miserable, Going to go for 2 years and take welding.

Going to have to start abusing benzos again though

Will a 2L of shitty cider get me drunk enough? Tune in to find out

>dad’s friend is an alcoholic who drinks natty ice all day
>comes over and drinks my shit
>try to hide my whiskey but still finds it and drinks half the bottle

If I wasn’t so lazy I’d change the lock

>>9569114
>spend all summer sans literally 8 days downing vodkas
>go on family vacation for a week, just drink some wine and beers every now and again
>haven't had hard alcohol ever since except for some clubbing
>today I realized I still drink beer or wine every other night
Does it ever get better?

>>9575502
>Not trying to hate but

Why preface your message with that?
If you think something is shit say it's shit, speak your mind

>>9575282
You should listen to some Sam Outlaw if you're looking for newer artists with a style very much inspired by 80s and 90s country. Sturgill Simpson, too. If you haven't already, of course.

I love that shit too but I've been on a Townes kick lately. Obsessing over his fingerpicking. Cheers.

>>9575316
Please don't tell me that's actually Waylon's grandson.

>>9572319
what fucking lottery is for two thousand dollars lmao was it a slot machine

>>9576394
I’ll have to check out sam outlaw. I actually heard a Sturgill Simpson song recently and I liked it. Forgot what it was though. I never knew who he was until now I just looked him up.
I miss my Sirius radio. I’d always listen to the outlaw country station or willie’s

>>9576403
It is
>>9576417
Keno. The ticket was over $30

made discord for anyone interested
https://discord.gg/zYsQCz come shitpost talk about whatever

>>9576445
RIP thread

The fuck man. Just went to buy £10 of weed, apparently managed to walk back home (zero memory) and literally minutes ago I feel like I exited the blackout phase, and now cannot for the life of me suss what I’ve been up for the last few hours. Three separate withdrawals showing on my bank account; £100, £30 and £20, and I’ve no clue why. The entire day I’ve apparently just lived, is 100% gone from my memory.

>>9576522
What’s “£”?

>>9576533
Seriously?
Pounds sterling. English currency

>>9576542
Sterling silver?

>>9576548
I’m too wrecked and fragile to tell whether you’re le trolle or not

>>9576522
damn bro you either had a hell of a day or someones using your card. you might wanna check up on that

>>9576522
Rape drug?

>>9576554
Well I did spend 100 on some exceptionally naughty drugs, vaguely remember that, the other two are a damn mystery though. Card hasn’t moved from my pocket.
I’m going to film myself tomorrow, drink to blackout point, then record the results. I’ve no idea what blackout me is like.

>>9576562
Nah my ass feels I uncompromised

>>9576573
Maybe he just took pictures or stroked you/himself

>>9576573
Someone could have given you "rape drug" (I can't be arsed to remember the molecule name) without raping you. Or the naughty drug you took could have been cut with it, it can be used recreationally.

>>9576593
Kindly stop hoping I was raped, you poof.
Nah nothing like that, and no receipts, all money taken in cash. Think I must have smoked a load of crack and heroin (I was in a crackhouse) and just forgotten about it. I do have foil and a few rocks left. It’s not rohypnol, it’s all legit.

>>9576565
well that somewhat explains the daylong memory loss

>>9576611
>in a crackhouse for any reason besides raiding it


uhhh wut...

>>9576632
It’s just weird how suddenly it hit. I haven’t slept today, but ~5pm-now is just 100% blank.
>>9576645
>raiding
Robbing you mean? The shit do you expect to steal? Anything worth anything would have been sold years ago

>>9576653
No mean raiding, As in doing your job If you were a police officer.

Why do crackheads think they are humans? Serious question.


I had my crackhead neighbor arrested earlier this year, Feels good man.

>>9576661
Cbf with /pol/, sorry.

happy "fucked up friday" lads
got back from a failed interview a few hours ago. been drinking the cheapest thing near the hotel (gekkeikan from target)
friday party day yooo

Stopped drinking daily monthes ago, now I get smashed once a week. and I'm miserable. It's that time of the week and I'm ok for tonight. Not so ready to dive into bed and to confront the nightmare that is my reality tomorrow.

>>9576851 here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnUItw1ElU&list=RDQMaKSP2L3rLsY&index=19

>>9576213

No, it just gets a lot fucking worse.

Stop while you can.

What the fuck am I even doing

>>9577029
the same as the rest of us

>>9577029
It's a bit sweet on its own, but still tastier than lots of other shit.

>4.43am
>no sleep
>sobering up, no booze
The twitching cometh soon, god have mercy

>>9577305
Pray for the angel of death to take you away.

>>9577452
Can’t do that to my family

>still couchlocked
>3am no food delivers
>just gonna watch leon the professional
And drink my vodka.
Gonna be a good sleep, just gonna send it.

>>9577579
But you being a massive twitching alcoholic, you CAN do that to them?

>>9578033
Evidently

>>9578033
Not him but at least it'll take longer, hopefully he can maintain appearances.

Fuck boys. Just got on the scale after a long run of pounding 10 beers a night.

Gotta switch to everclear while I lose 30 lbs.

I have leftover barely touched vodka and fanta orange from last night's party, would that make for a good screwdriver, or does only OG OJ do the trick?

>>9578303
Mustard gas. Add semen to remove the toxins.

I swear alco's are the worst. Everyone here in the thread is so fucked up that posts get straight up ignored. Get your fucking shit together you fucked up motherfuckers.

>>9578490
Approximately how much of an impact do you think your post will make? How many people do you imagine care enough about what you have to say, that it’ll make any difference whatsoever to anyone?

>>9578500
That's not the point. Go Find a stool with a very sturdy beam then get a rope. I wasn't refferring to myself. This was my first comment in the thread. What I noticed about al/ck is the fact people straight up ignore posts about serious health issues associated with their addictions. Fuck you and your whore mother in the mouth. I hope people get help here but not you. Faggot.

>>9578506
Well, I cringed.

i'm drinking a shit load of red wine. any favorites?