/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9635813
You ain't gonna do shit you little pussy bitch get the fuck outta here

>>9635820
fuck you you dont know me

cyanide

>>9635813
I'm going to develop a heartburn soup for you OP. Will post recipe soon.

>>9635856
ok thanks this is important

>>9635828
hoe you best back the fuck back

>>9635880
dont tell me what to do

chef boyardee and shitty lemonade

I'm trying to think of what gives me heartburn but I can't pinpoint anything specific.

It seems to happen randomly for me.

>>9635862
coffee, canned tomatos (with chili's), red pepper, garlic, sriracha, black pepper, sugar, chocolates, altoid peppermints, lemon, onions

https://youtu.be/TGv_hJYevsI

>>9636166
It had a complex robust flavor. Very spicy but quick to cool off. Very unique. Instant heartburn.

>>9636166
I used to loathe you, but lately, I like you.

>>9636166
>>9636199
He actually did it the absolute madman.

>>9636217
That means a lot. Thanks anon. I like you too.

>>9635813
Why you want Heartburn?

>>9636166
Autism: the post

2 beers, 1 can of tomato soup, 2 cups of water, lie on your back for an hour

enjoy your barrett esophagus

>>9638600
Add garlic

>>9635813
Real talk, Eat an entire pizza with pepperoni and drink whole milk with it.

Then immediately lay down.

>>9635813
you want something extremely fatty and spicy and a couple tequila sunrises.

>>9635880
>back the fuck back
>back the back

Eat a fuckton of cheese-itz and go to bed. You'll be waking up with acid reflux and horrible, foul tasting burps for the whole day. That always does it for me.

>>9636166
>:38
>booooo
>aaaaaa
>re-

>>9636166
If you take out the lemon and peppermints this is pretty close to some chili recipes.

>>9636199
im gonna puke

>>9635813
You're not gonna get it without a chronic bad diet and bad genetics. It's like kidney stones; people always bitch about getting them but I can eat 10 grams of salt erry day and never have one.

>>9635813
Why is American pizza floppy?

>>9635813
alcohol caffeine mint tomato and fats

Salt and pepper potato chips

>>9636166
>>9636199
what the fuck

>>9639696
the article 'the' belong to 'fuck', he's saying 'hoe you best back back'

5 lbs of Redvines. Speaking from experience.

>>9636166
Would you please start using a trip so that people can filter you?

>>9640918
trips are for fags.

Dark Abbey ales

oh shit, i could order a pizza. my doorbell is so quite, maybe i won't.

>>9635813
i'd drink a ton of cider/whiskey on an empty stomach

i was thinking about getting a pizza. i think i can talk them into taking out the delivery tip cause i have no cash. but maybe i just eat something else less hassle.

>>9635813
Some books perhaps because that's just stupid.

>>9635813

Dominos pepperoni pizza. Extra pepperoni. Chili flakes.

Order buffalo wings with the pizza, if your pizza place does that. Then, add extra Franks sauce on the wings.

Also order a bottle of Coke. Drink the Coke quickly while eating the pizza.

Guaranteed heartburn.

>>9635813

35% sulfuric acid

>>9635813
buffalo wings, shitty pizza, and ramen (drink all the soup)

>>9635813
Unripe hachiya persimmon