/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's the point of these stupid Reddit tier threads parading food made by other people? Nobody wants to see other people cook/brag about shit like this, so just stop and stop bothering people with more useless threads about shit unrelated to your cooking

This is literally XDXD Reddit blog shit

>>9633938
That guys such a fag

>>9633938
>>9634018
Please delete these embarrassingly obvious displays of narcissism.

>>9634018
Her eyes aren't looking at the camera, she clearly has a mirror the fraud.

>>9634018

Name/source?

inb4 the inb4 autist.

>>9633954
>1 hour since last workplace accident

>>9633954
>how_to_treat_dumb_frogposters.webm

>>9633938
>most of the salt doesn't even land on the fukken thing

jesus christ im so thankful that stupid salt sprinkle meme only lasted like two days

>>9634018
this makes me intensely uncomfortable. why do women think crazy eyes are attractive? she cant even slice the thing properly she doesnt know how to even use a knife ffs why do shithead desperate betas give these retarded women money to be incompetent at things DEATH TO AMERICA

>>9634031
lol

>>9633913
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>>9635360
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>>9635371
>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ nigger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>>9635379
welcome Mr. inb4

>>9635360
Wait, what's the brainloaf?

>all these newfags sperging on webms thread
I swear summerfags are literal form of cancer

>>9633938
who ordered the kebop with a side of douche?

>>9633913
hey, J, text me when you get a chance.

>>9636235
>put some hot sauce on top
>some
yeah, not a fucking gallon of it.

>>9635906
>summer
>november
Way to out yourself.

>>9636235
Stopped when I saw them using the knife.

>>9634234
fucking kek

>>9634018
Look how cool I am! I'm not even blinking!

Fuck off roastie.

Everyone's favorite.

>>9636423

>>9636711

kek

>>9636695
Why the oven mitts?

>>9635897
Hemorrhoid's.webm

>>9633913
>Footage_of_a_Korean_execution.webm

>>9636927

>>9633913
that's it blow that cock

>>9636568

can someone please edit this so it says
>fagat
in the top corner instead of zagat?

>>9636235
Garbage.

>>9633913
>tickledchickenrecipe.webm

>>9637001
tastes fucking amazing actually. That sauce is so killer. It's really decadent but when I was living in Portugal I would get one once a week for like 3 euro. Good times

>>9634234

>>9634174
https://www.instagram.com/annaspeckhart/

she's recently married and also needs to eat a cheeseburger a day for a few months

>>9635379
I haven't seen half of what this pasta describes and i'm here every day

>>9635360

>>9637171
amazing how much more natural this is than >>9634018 despite it literally being done by a man who had a stroke and was a retard before that

>>9637142
interesting post m8
it really makes you think

>>9637179
y u mean to papa jack?

>>9637187
there is nothing wrong with being retarded, some people are just born with a lack of air

>CTRL+F
>surly

>>9637198
i dont get it

is it because he sprinkles some kind of powder on it like in that meme

>>9635379
The sauce packet in the gears magic trick changed my life.

>>9633923
Anon have you had a rough day? Tell us what's wrong or the anger will boil over again like it did when you typed that post.

>>9636695
For the longest time I thought this broad was blind.

>>9635914
kek

>>9636952
I want her to purse her lips and twist her neck like that while she's blowing my huge American dick

>>9637230
She's not?

>>9636235
This is a how2basic parody right?

>>9637219
my edge has dulled :^(

>>9637304
How the fuck is maintaining eye contact with the camera if she can't see

>>9637342
She has someone else point to it

>>9637362
Where the fuck is your handler? He's going to be pissed when he finds out you stole the wifi password again

>>9636768
Because the oven is hot

>>9637203
no its an actual chad vs beta virgin in the original its hilarious.

>>9637548

>>9636279
If you want to care about semantics, do it properly. First, not every november is winter. Secondly, it is an expression.
Get fucked.

>>9637568
>imagine actually being triggered by a comment like that on 4chan
Way to out yourself, newfag.

y'allniggasneedjesus

>>9637588
>namefagging
Summer never ends around here

>>9637559
he doesnt look like a beta, he looks like he's four seconds away from whipping out a top break revolver and re-enacting the entirety of all of the violence you can possibly do in RE4 upon me

the guy in the tank looks like he is utterly defeated and consigned to his role in life of someone who makes egg sandwiches for people. impressive, but his eyes are lifeless and his movements have the practiced but unenthusiastic air of a military veteran.

>>9637198

Every time I see this damn webm it makes me wanna make bacon and egg sandwiches.

>>9637776
da fuq

>>9637776
:( did she die

>>9637182
if you watch the vid his son basically says "this duck is more interesting than you eating a hot dog"

>>9637308
this girl hits all of my fetishes
>she will never break eye contact with you as she swallows your load
just die in my sleep already

>>9633913
Excuse me but what the fuck? This is an image of someone hanging a raw chicken over a fan for 36 hours to no result. Can you explain, or is this just the dumbest most meaningless shit I've ever seen?

>>9637994
>chicken
I think it's a duck breast actually. They do that to darken the meat.

>>9635897
god i wish that were me

>>9636568
I've seen this a dozen times but I gotta know, is this a joke?

>>9637475
and she's spent a lifetime worrying that her eyes are the most important thing about her.
BLINK YOU SLUT

>>9637321
saddest thing I have seen in a while.

>>9634018
why is her head so fucking huge? Did someone edit this?

>>9635379
>>9635371
>>9635360
Inside the minds eye of flyover who dined once at michelin 3 star restaurant only to be served in styrofoam containers
Still mad about the plastic cutlery

Would read again

>>9636695
yup this is definitely edited

>>9638369
wtf is that thing

how does it taste?

>>9636235
>guys i came up with a new food, its called the sogwhich, its where you take a sandwich, cheese workes betst, and put it under soup, tomato works best.

what do you think about my new food

>>9638378
Whale shark

>>9636235
All the people talking shit about this have clearly never tried it. This predates the dumb meme 'put cheese on everything' by a few centuries and is genuinely good

>>9638382
Christ, its been so fucking long.

>>9638369
aren't those endangered ? :( jesus at least put it down before you make steaks...

>>9638452
What are they?

>>9638369
Looks fake

>>9638476
maybe. but why would someone want to fake this? the whale does seem too small, but maybe it's a young one? I don't know.

>>9633923
Every board is Reddit now in the same way every European country is Muslim now

>>9636568
You can hear his lisp

>>9638462
whale shark

>>9638394
>>9638528
but how does it taste?

>>9638452
dumb ass fish beached its own self

maybe if it didnt wanna get eaten it shoulnt actively try to die

>>9638409
Aren't those fountains perfect disease spreaders?
And why keep it in there for so long? If you want a thicker layer you need to let the chocolate cool off first you mong.

heh

>>9638555
>If you want a thicker layer you need to let the chocolate cool off first you mong.
do you really expect americans to understand things like that?

american animal rights groups were literally complaining about a scene in a movie where a CG cockatiel dipped its head in a fondue fountain and everyone in the states was freaking out at this movie for "murdering" a "parrot"

>>9638579
bad post

sage

>>9638595
>he's triggered by a cartoon bird enjoying chocolate
america

>>9633923
>nobody wants to see other people cook
Hard to imagine a world where this is true.

>>9638636
Not really. Just go to your local Mcdonalds.

>>9634018
>sawing with a non-serrated knife

SHARPEN YOUR BLADES, THOT

>>9638631
I wish i was a cartoon bird eating chocolate

>>9638675
imagine. most americans actually PAY HER MONEY for these videos of her being too inept to use a knife properly.

>>9638697
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
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>>9638711
>be american
>pay for whores that wont even sleep with you or show you their tits
a country of betas, truly

>>9634018
what a punchable face

>>9638731
>be american
>pay hundreds of dollars per quarter-hour to watch pre-recorded footage of an unblinking ghoul slice a shitty pie just because the ghoul happens to appear vaguely like a woman

>>9638716
OBESSED ×2= eurofag

>>9638748
>be american
>give half of all of your assets to a woman for free

>>9637142
>>9637171
>>9637182

I just don't understand the interest in this tubby fuck.

I'm sure it's just him posting for clicks.

>>9634150
heh you need a hobby m8

>>9638756
Joey is far more annoying

>>9638759
GOTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>9638760
Seriously, both of em post here to shelve their shit and they're both fucking appalling.

But yes, you're right.

>>9636952
Why are gooks so bad at pizza?

>>9638579
Why are you trying to make this an "American" thing? That's clearly a fucking child so heaven forbid an 8 year old having fun with chocolate isn't an expert in thermodynamics.

>>9638876
>How dare you eat your thin bread with cheese the incorrect way!
People who argue about pizza toppings are truly the plebbiest poseurs in existence.

>>9638890
>Oh no someone has an opinion, I better berate them and take the moral high ground!

People who jump into white-knight mode any time someone makes a criticism are the absolute biggest faggots.

>>9638896
Why do they put so much shit in there?
And who wants a filthy cerveza bottleneck in their drink. Bacteria heaven.

>>9638903
>The irony of this post
Absolutely palpable.

>>9638904
Millenials who insist on wack presentation for everything.

>>9638904
>filthy cerveza bottleneck
>Bacteria heaven
it's not going to kill you if your food isn't as sterile as the inside of a silicon chip factory you fucking freakazoid

>>9638908
Why don't you look up what that word means and stop copying things you read on the internet when you lose an argument. Retard.

>>9638913
I'm not gonna apologize for maintaining a high level of sanitation, hombrero.

>>9638916
Why don't you stop strawmanning and reflect on your own retardation. Retard.

>>9638923
ok,enjoy being highly susceptible to superbugs

>>9638926
>oh no someone ate cheese on bread wrong

Yeah, no. You're a little bitch and I roasted you now you post stock meme responses and copy me to try and get the last word. Fucking pathetic loser, you probs got no money, ugly face, small dick. Or all 3. How's that for self reflection loser?

>>9638927
I'll try but I will probably be busy enjoying my lack of explosive diarrhea.

>>9638931
Haha, wew. Get a load in this guy. :^)

>>9637964
Probably a cheap hibachi restaurant. it looks like she was refueling the grill on the table as it was either still on or still hot. Judging that the people were still there, it was either on, or leaked causing it to light up when she ignited it.

>>9638934
Nice last word but I'm still here. Surprised you went with that passive pussy shit instead of >projecting lol

Still, you're a real dumb bitch for getting so defensive over someone saying gooks cant cook pizza right.

>>9638944
Yeah, man. I'M the defensive one. ;^)
>projecting

>>9638953
Some life you got bud.

You're fully invested in this argument but now you teeter out in the home stretch with this weak shit? Says a lot about you that you go full passive-aggressive bitch mode whenever your moral highground white knight bullshit gets tested.

With no more insult than is already implied, you should fuck off to reddit where you can be among your kind.

>>9638959
>fuck off to reddit
>uses reddit spacing
>gets triggered on 4chan
Fresh off the boat I guess.
Check out this blast from the past, brotendo."No U".

>>9638964
I'm not even joking you should just go post on Reddit instead of here.

Then you can just get anyone who insults you banned instead of cowering and throwing out dead memes and stock responses like you have been for the last 5-10 minutes.

>>9638966
>he's literally just narrating his own actions at this point
Take care to consider your response now, spicylad. I won't be responding to it so they will be your parting words.

>>9635360
>>9635371
>>9635379
Might be time to have a little break from 4chan buddy

>>9637362
Top fucking kek

What an awful fucking argument that was

>>9637198
WRONG NAME

>>9638748
O B E S E D

>>9639081
lazy shit copypasta, nothing more.

>>9638884
that is one overcooked egg

>>9638903
The guy who he replied to did just that, shit on gooks for their opinion on what constitutes a good pizza. Pay attention to the reply chains m8

>>9638559
Is this /ck/ anime?

>>9637554
Isn't it completely surreal that a guy in some shithole country (I'm guessing Pakistan or India), who probably has spent and will spend his whole life cooking egg sandwiches, never even knowing about the existence or use of the internet is immortalised on a Siberian squirrel stuffing forum, and actively admired enough to be classified as a Chad.

I wish we meet in the afterlife, eggman. I wish to show you how much of a Chad you really are.

>>9638369
Sub humans. Kill before you eat, fuck sake

>>9638409
I know its a kid but the fact that he kept it in there so long without realising there won't be any extra layer of chocolate makes me unreasonably mad

>>9639455
>never even knowing about the existence or use of the internet
How out of touch can you be, mate?

>>9638559
/ck/ in nutshell

>>9639481
americans think that only americans have internet access

>>9633913
Source plz

>>9637179
that is pre-stroke Ja/ck/

>>9639737
>this kills the human

>>9640010
That's just chicken jam, bro. Perfectly healthy.
Dig in.

>>9636235
That actually looks great

>>9633938
this looks like some shit from a horror movie

>>9639737
he had a stroke? :( why are there no new jack webms?

In other fat retard food youtuber news, simplysarah manages to make it through entire sentences without cuts in her newest video

>>9640349
>he had a stroke?
Yeah. Not because he's a fat fuck, though. It was caffeine failed to kill the beast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>9640360
>Not because he's a fat fuck, though

no, if he had a stroke being fat contributed immensely to his overall metabolic state and led to it. can't blame caffeine for it just doesn't work that way

>>9640360
>>9640372
>jacks hand just stopped working
>he didnt think this was worth an immediate ER trip

>>9634031
is that the way you're supposed to eat those?
when ever I get them from the take out place I try to roll them up like a little taco but the pancake disappears when it gets wet faster than that raccoons cotton candy

Thankfully Jack (almost 100% Sicilian) discovered the importance of water softening so nothing like this will ever happen again. Also unironically he has kind of lost weight I guess.

>>9640372
Sarcasm really doesn't work in text, eh?
I'm an RN and I used to work in neuro-rehab. I'm well aware that being a fat slob was more of a factor than the caffeine, man. Come on.

>>9640378
It's almost as if he's a fucking idiot.

>>9638187
duh he's literally doing everything to piss us off

>>9637776
china is like living in a final destination movie

>>9638756
i always thought the interest was his complete ineptness. He undercooks just about everything.
He once cut a bloody chicken open and said it would be fine if you just microwaved it.

>>9640387
>Sarcasm really doesn't work in text, eh?

No, it does not; consider the average persons' level of knowledge on this. I too am a health dude. You know fully well that adults walk into hospitals without understanding how shit like pregnancy works.

>>9634018
>she

>>9637198
why does this man look so angry

>>9640394

>>9637308
>>9636695
>>9634018
Who is this semen demon???

>>9640397
some people just want to laugh and learn, Jack Scalfani of The Cooking With Jack Show (Creator of The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste) provides just such a product for those people.

>>9640409
>this guy managed to get a product sold in multiple walmarts

you know, he convinces me i'm just not trying hard enough in life.

>>9640406
Read the file names

>>9636235
It looks like something I'd make when extremely shitfaced.

>>9640422
just be mindful of what it takes to be sold in walmart

>>9640426
My bad
btw is that you, porkchop?
Of /p/ and /lit/ fame?

>>9637970
Yeah, she supposedly succumbed to her burns in the hospital.

>>9636249
>the absolute state of wh*te people

>>9640428
harris teeter has these little 3 dollar microwave chicken sandwiches now and theyre amazing. the bun doesnt even get hard when you nuke it. i dont understand

>>9640431
I'd rather not be /p/ famous but yes.

>>9640435
Cute

>>9637198
but how does he get out?

>>9640449
How are you doing my friend
This is bel btw

>>9640405
The fuck am I looking at?

>>9640467
this makes me so fucking mad every time i see it

not knowing how to do something yet purporting to teach it is basically making everyone worse and dumber by some tiny %

>>9640470
Name one thing she did wrong

>>9640467
A few years ago, in a mall in China, the metal panel at the top end of the escalator caved in under a woman, and the escalator dragged her down and killed her. For a while afterwards, people were wary of those panels and tried to step around them.

>>9640476
this made me actually feel emotionally sad

like when you think of all the resources that go into making all those different foods, and wasting them just for some snooty shit that isnt even funny

>>9640481
cutting with a non kitchen prep knife
cutting with a dull knife
not cutting side off onion to stabilize
holding fingers in abysmally bad form that will lead to severe cuts period

that's not even to mention the actual fucking recipe

>>9638821
Is this the natty limit?

>>9640491
It looked like it all worked out to me. Are you fucking retarded or just an aspy that can't handle other people doing things in ways that you don't like. Your fucking subjective opinion doesn't matter if someone else either enjoys it or has it work out for them... Have you every thought about how meaningless your existence is and how much other people just don't give a shit about what you think?

>>9634023
hes turkish what do you expect?

>>9640499
>ways that you don't like
you don't teach if you don't know, period. The fact that you are arguing against this suggests you don't know, hence can't teach, anything.

>>9638195
Damn that's gotta taste pretty good

>>9640520
Methods are subjective. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it wrong. How butt hurt are you that what she did worked?

>>9640529
look, i know you're young and alone and you like to engage people like this because it causes people to pay attention to you. just drop it. it's not for this board and it will not help you in life. we don't teach incorrect shit here.

>>9635360
>>9635371
>>9635379
autism

>>9634018
did she learn to make videos at a porn academy or something?

>>9636235
how to over engineer a sandwich.webm

>>9640529
Never thought we'd get a visit from the Marie Defense Force.

>>9634031

>>9640529
There's really no excuse for not cutting the side of the onion

>>9639471
What an autist

>>9640571
Thanks Doc

>>9638195
biggest. porkrind. ever.

>>9640493
fuck off with this maymay shit

>>9638369
JINBEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9637171
why does he never blink

it makes me uncomfortable

>>9636568
I want to fuck him so hard his ass will be leaking for a week.

>>9640493
>cut off a circular chunk of dough
>cut it in half
>roll it out into a circle again
WHY THE FUCK NOT CUT A THINNER SLICE TO BEGIN WITH?

>>9640613
>didn't watch
>comments anyway

>>9640493
Looks good. Would eat that.

>>9638484
It's a whale shark.

>>9638409
What's the point of this video?

>>9640499
t. Marie

>>9640487
>he thinks it was a one-off incident
>he doesn't realize, or is a gook denying, that china is history's largest ongoing industrial disaster
Check out a China Hate Thread on /pol/ or /gif/ sometime, dude.

>>9640599
One eye on the streets
One eye on the eats

>>9638909
someone post the no plates webm

>>9640409
It's like he wants to get burned.

>>9640765
this is a joke, right?

>>9640737
>put apples in a bowl of diabetus
>I MADE SALAD :DDDDD

>>9640769
Nothing here is a joke, anon.

>>9640771
These images are getting out of control.

>>9640765
watching that burger and bacon cook almost made me forget this is named avacado.webm

>>9640405
The first guy is just being a careful and loving father

>>9640793
>these images are getting out of control

>>9640828
God damn, what are the eyes even attached to? There's probably a tiny bit of cerebellum to control breathing in there.

>>9640728
>he doesn't realize, or is a gook denying, that china is history's largest ongoing industrial disaster
Building and industry regulations stand in the way of growth. Countries with industry regulations can't compete and their economies suffer.

>>9640850
who the fuck knows nigga

>>9640791
i just became a fag after watching this

>>9637265
You can put your fat in your dick now?

>>9640529
>I didn't get run over when I walked into the street without looking this time. That means it's totally fine to do it every time.
This isn't a matter of subjective opinion. She is showing off objectively unsafe cutting techniques, and if she's going around teaching others to do the same, she's putting people at risk through her stupidity.

>>9640379
you're supposed to wrap the duck with some hoisin sauce and green onions and eat it, i guess he's sort of doing it in a speed run ish way.
also your wrapper isn't supposed to disintegrate

>>9639464
Not haram enough

>>9640745

>>9640487
It was an unsecured panel, not that the panel failed
>>9640728
Yeah because cherry picking shit is a great argument

>>9640728
>>9640405
I have seen so many videos of people in China getting fucked up by escalators and elevators. (And fucking random ass dumb car accidents that would never happen in other places I swear). I will NEVER go to that fucking shithole.

>>9640380
>tfw Jack is solidly living class, has a huge house, loving wife, chad son, lots of friends, an active church community, and plentiful income doing something easy that he loves while you're bitterly sharing his humorous gifs on a thai knitting forum

>>9641103
d-delet this

>>9641111
Not for all the quads in the world.

>>9638579
uhm sweetie

>>9637198
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>9641137
He doesn't leave until he sells all the eggs

>>9641137

he doesn't ever leave dickhead

>>9640599

>>9640876
I can fap to that.

>>9640934
>$300 plus tip

>>9640934
>>9641302
I can see rich fucks paying for the performance of having someone expertly paint their gourmet dinners in front of them.

>>9641320

>>9641337
Different and a joke and I think it's already in this thread.

>>9640428
I bet those are nasty as fuck. Would eat while shjtfaced

>>9636300
This made me very uncomfortable.

>>9638313
>move the truck 30 feet closer
>save $5/hour * 8 in labor

>>9641337
>carrot tartare
why

>>9641396
>implying all those dudes combined make $5 an hour

>>9641396
those dudes make like 18 cents an hour bro

>>9633954
ALIEN BEANS

>>9637198
I don't know why, but watching this makes me sad

>>9638579
that birbie is ded isnt he
:(

>>9637971
Why the fuck does he feel the need to stick his tongue out like a dog when taking bites? Jack is fucking autistic

>>9637994
It's for people who like their chicken to be blacked.

>>9640934
Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight without paying the bill and no tip.

>>9641132
Its a CGI bird from a movie, of course Tumblr is autistic enough to think its real

>>9640728
>Check out a China Hate Thread
Yeah, bro. You're totally not biased haha.

>>9641746
it's from a movie

all that arguing earlier was comfy to read.

>>9641867
How to get this job?

>>9641182
Holy fuck, why not blink!?

>>9641146
>You have to SELL ALL THE EGGS

>>9641867
>that spot of sauce on his chin never goes away
Jesus Christ.

>>9640876
anon, this isnt an adult board.....
(post more though)

>>9638409
not even a fucking banana
you'd think the marshmallow was already enough sugar

>>9641789
I work with adults with learning difficulties. they all eat like that.

>>9637971
Don't forgot the mom says "what a mess" and his son replies "you married that mess".

>>9638534
>but how does it taste
With it's tongue dumbass.

>>9633954
>h-haiyai!

>>9638277
How long does she spend on the shitter after this?

>>9638760
Do you reckon Joey is clinically depressed and his only outlet is acting like a retard on youtube and harming himself through gluttony?

>>9640532
>we don't teach incorrect shit here
Hooboy, summer break must have been an absolute hoot.

>>9633913
I recognize the channel.. Tokyo gastronomy or sumfink

>>9641991
>his chin
Which one?

>>9637559
Zurhaps left egg person has hard boileds for selling

>>9640360
>hand.exe has stopped working
>"wow that's weird"
>continues driving

Jesus. I mean good Lord that is insane. He literally lost control over part of his body and his first reaction wasn't an immediate dial to an ambulance. Shame it costs money in America to do even that, not even trying to shit on your country but you guys have a serious problem.

>>9638277
strangely arousing

>>9637321
I remember that thread
I know these threads are ""reddit tier"" but goddamnit sometimes I don't want to see some asshole post pictures of his garbage food or talk to other winos about how we're destroying our livers
>stay comfy co/ck/ suckers

>>9636249
That is how much sauce you are supposed to put on a Little Frenchy. The extra sauce is for your fries
>>9637312
>>9638382
Oh, no. This is a very famous type of sandwich from the Porto region of Portugal. They are delicious. Most include steak, sausage, pork bell, salami, etc. The real trick is the 9 slices of edam cheese.

>>9637776
Korean BBQ

>>9640452
He has to cook all of the eggs anon

>>9638277
tfw yuka already has a bf :(

>>9638534

whale taste kind of like fish and beef mixed together, It's a strange taste. It's really common in school lunches in Japan.

>>9640493

Wouldn't the cast iron skillit burn the shit out of your hands? or are you supposed to wait for it to get cold before you eat it? I don't understand.

>>9636695
please be my gf

>>9639590
wait other country can use the internet ? i thought we outlawed them after we won ww2

>>9636695
dat hunch tho

>>9633913

>>9640493
This pisses me off to an unreasonable degree but I'm not entirely sure why

>>9643135
i think its the zany fast motion style

theres a name for it just like how all CN animation now is "calarts style" but i forget the name for this meme of alternating between slow and fast motion like that

>>9643154
>that not at all subtle nose wipe with just his pinky partway through
>the look of discomfort and concern on the chick in the background
so this is the power of the coca

>>9637182
i love watching some ja/ck/ fellate some food

>>9638369
:(

>>9643164

>>9642988
delete this
this is ja/ck/ not bla/ck/, if it aint jack blowing that banana then dont post

>>9640791
>>9640934
>200 buck sir

>>9641302
>>9641320
>>9641795
>>9643203
Its always the children and plebs who laugh about alinea. You never see professional cooks do the same.

>>9643219
>Its always the children and plebs who laugh about alinea. You never see professional cooks do the same.

>>9633913
What's the purpose of this?

>>9633923
>Nobody wants to see other people cook
What's it like to be completely wrong?

>>9643161
>that not at all subtle nose wipe with just his pinky partway through
Why do people say this? It literally just looks like he's scratching an itch quickly.

>>9643232
He's licking his coke finger.

>>9641964
holy kek

>>9637321
>average_rick_and_morty_fan.png

>>9642852
I didn't need this today anon

back to jackposting

>>9642353
That sounds like shoenice. Maybe they are half brothers.

>>9642988
sincerely impressed by this black girl, she opened the banana correctly

>>9640871
Congratulations of your self realizations

By the way who of you fucks started posting those webms on /pol/?

>>9639350
Underrated kek

>>9640489
Because if it is a parody then it is still half acceptable, this is just an unfunny messy shit.
There is no literally a single reason to put pizza in a blender.

>>9644383
>underrated
No it's not. Obesed has been posted a million times by people thinking they're being clever and original with an extremely outdated meme.

>>9644557
>sure banter master teach me about your vast knowledge of banters to this plebeian

>>9635914
>Inefficiently lifting the knife, placing it forwards, and pulling it back for every single fucking cut.

>>9644868
Wait, how else would you cut them?

>>9642506
Well, it is a video of her swallowing massive amounts of meat.

>>9636952
I wanna violate her tiny mouth.