/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Buy fish, bury it in the ground in its original package for 2 weeks. Get the fish out, put it in the microwave, add butter, chopped dill and salt to it. Serve with boiled potatoes.

Alternative meat: kill lamb, cut head off, remove skin, braise head over fire for 4 hours. Accompany with potatoes.

Buy mutton
Cut it into reasonable squares, with bone intact
Buy some cabbage
Shred cabbage roughly, into boats
Add a lot of pepper and some salt. Ideally round balls of pepper
Layer cabbage and mutton
Add some water, more will come from meat and cabbage melting.
Simmer for like 3 hours. Add some water if starts drying, some

>>9676444
Pinnekjott is the best scandinavian food

t. Norwegian

>>9676444
Finlamd isn't Scandinavian.

>>9676485
>cut head off lamb, eat head fuck the rest of lamb

wtf

>>9676444
boiled potatoes
boiled eggs
rye
raw onions
pickled fish
butter

i see this on every scandinavian cooking show ever and i will never not figuratively vomit

>>9677292
I swear I only see lamb heads served in pics of their cuisine, and meatballs, can't forget those fucks.

surstromming. get perfectly good herring, add just enough salt so it doesnt completely rot and can it until the can is about to explode from the semi rot.

Surstromming.

Catch a fish
eat it right there or let it rot in the ground for weeks and then eat it
DO. NOT. COOK. IT.

>No smoking
>No curing
WTF
I thought this was a cooking chan

>>9677415

> i will never not figuratively vomit

Did you try to sound smart? Don't use double negatives anon, it makes you look like a fucking moron

>>9677756
>le surströmming meme
you do know you have to prepare it, right?
you know, like.. Food

>>9677716

You're thinking of iceland, which is not scandinavia

>>9677415

sounds delish desu

>>9679158
köttsoppa right?

>>9679188
Karelian hotpot

>>9676444
Falukorv med stuvade makaroner.

Karelian pasty, or a "rice pasty"

>>9679299
fyfan, nu blev jag sugen. finns det något grönt att lägga till med det? rukkola?

Look up 'Flying Jacob' it's bloody delicious

some recipes suggest adding banana to it but that's just weird for me

>>9679481
Jävla bög. Här äter vi kött.

Kroppkakor.

Semla.

Koldskål with kammerjunkere.

Danish sandwiches (smörrebröd but with danish ö that can't be input because hiroshimoot is racist)

>>9679567
Litær tannfisk?
Noice

Used to love this when we had it in school for lunch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janssons_frestelse

>>9679602
Oh i remember my grandma used to make that, i really miss her cooking.

>>9677716
>lamb head
svið. it is actually good.

>>9677173
Det ser velsmakende ut! Er pölsene i norge gode?

>>9679602
no hyi vittu, toi oli yks paskimmista ruuista koulussa.

>>9679710

ainoastaan ihmiset joilla on pikkunen penis ei tykänny janssoninkiusauksesta

>>9679710
Eipä ollu

>>9677208
This

>>9679173
Smalahove is very scandinavian

>>9679602
>in school for lunch
5/5 stuff right there
shame that the fishy bits were about as rare as hen's teeth

Peasoup

>>9680647
ärtsoppa?

>this thread

>>9679481
Ne, ruccola skulle ta över smaken för mycket.
Ärtor, broccoli och morötter passar bäst till, kokta (men inte överkokta).

>>9679126
Vilken gillar du mest, Röda Ulven, Oskars eller Höga Kusten?

>>9679583
>tomatoes
You can grow tomatoes in Scandinavia ?

>>9681523
>Post Rich man food for Special Occasions
>Wonder why its filled with fresh meat
>A rare pickled variety of some food
>Fish eggs
>And a exotic import

>>9677208
fuck off /pol/

>take something u killed in your barren wasteland
>let it rot
>cover it in dill/salt/vinegar
>move to iceland

>>9679677
Det er ikke polser, men lammeribbe.
Men joda, det serveres ofte med medisterpolse. Verdt å prove!

>hard boil an egg
>cut it into slices
>place slices on rye cracker
>slather it in your favorite variety of tube mayo
>top with dill
>serve with boiled potatoes and pickled herring

100% authentic scandi delicacy

Pooper Kakken.

>>9682443
>det er ikke polser
Unnskyld, det var et annet spörsmål. Jeg lærer fortsatt norsk. Hvor kan man kjöpe kjöttet for pinnekjött?

>>9676444
OOOH thats easy.

Buy fishh.

Toss in pickle jar.

Put in between 2 breads. Bread spread made of Rotten old fishh added.
and eat.

>>9685212

It's salted and dried lamb rib.
you can make it yourself but it takes a couple of months.

Lykke til med å lære norsk.

>>9676444
Have you tried bark brölölö?

>>9679572
most overrated shit ever

t.swede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hw0-vJRQO8

Lapskaus. Delicious beef stew.

>>9681523
80% of Norwegian tomatoes are grown in green houses on a collection of small islands in western Norway.

>>9687015
Tusen takk, jeg vil pröve å lage det för jul!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQcGprXpjk0

>>9677756
My dad used to work at a fish factory were they amongst other things made this. He said that if you think that surströmming smells like rotten fish, you should smell what it smells like when the process has gone wrong and it's actually rotten.

>>9679569
Palt >>>>>>>>>>>> Kroppkakor

Odiskutabelt.

>>9679105
>I thought this was a cooking chan

you got the wrong one, this is the fast food and cultural stereotype board

>>9679548
bananas are in the original recipe, it has something to do with bananas becoming more mainstream at the same time the dish was invented

>>9690105
>Global supplement dish
>Posted in a ethnic thread
WTF is wrong with you. Is that the true ghost of Globalism?

>>9682391
t. genghis khan descendant.

>>9690173
>Palt >>>>>>>>>>>> Kroppkakor
Jag tycker de är på ungefär samma nivå. Dum sak att bråka om, huvudsaken är att det inte är danskt.

I think this is the easiest food to make, period.
https://www.thespruce.com/karjalan-paisti-karelian-hot-pot-2952936

My favorite is prob chantarelle cream sauce, or maybe breaded baltic herring covered with sour cream sauce

all very easy to make

t. Finn